Bill Burr & Nia - HILARIOUS DEBATE (must watch)

billy boy having a hilarious debate with his property... i mean his wife

[@Marcus_Halberstram]

N: "Are your friends gestating life?" B: "I don't know what gestating means..." N: "Do they have another human being ins-" B: "Jesus Christ that was a nice goal..."

[@801leggy]

Bill making Nia laugh is therapy

[@topsecret5110]

@@zachkennedy9282 go touch some grass, homie.

[@Drenwickification]

@@zachkennedy9282 wow so tough

[@zachkennedy9282]

@@Drenwickification thank you 😊

[@Drenwickification]

@@Minion-DDS you must have dumb people in your world if that’s what you think most relationships are like

[@801leggy]

@@Minion-DDS Do you need to speak to someone about past trauma? There's help out there for you.

[@scbluesman13]

These two are the cutest couple, I swear. I love that Nia is soooo quick to tell him when his shit stinks.

[@troillmainn]

They're awesome 😀 Nia is perfect for dealing with our favorite freckled psycho👍🙂

[@stanleystonehouse636]

A woman bitching about things is cute to you. You are not a man are you?

[@scbluesman13]

@@stanleystonehouse636 That's an incredibly bad interpretation of what I said. You must be dying to get some virtue signaling out of yourself... What I said was I thought it was cute *the way the two of them interact with each other*. You need to learn to read/listen just a bit better, and stop feigning outrage all the time.

[@robertmoore4800]

@@stanleystonehouse636y hi hbi9

[@robertmoore4800]

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[@jcnot9712]

Funny thing is I’ve been listening to MMP for years and this isn’t even a debate. This is just how they talk to each other regularly.

[@jonathanwhite5697]

They should do an uncensored late night show

[@troillmainn]

I love listening to these two going at each other😂 They're hilarious and Nia is possibly one of the coolest chicks ever😀

[@RediHood]

🤣🤣

[@troillmainn]

@Yoyo Ma Uh, you are either projecting what you need to do upon me or you're like 14 years old. Even if Nia only is half as cool and funny in everyday life as she comes off as on the podcast, she's a treasure.

[@simoncanet]

tbh this isn't even a debate. they argue a bit in the beginning but that's about it. Title is kinda misleading

[@dmob39]

13:30 "I like alliteration, bill Burr , frank folusia, ....Teddy Pendergrass" Nia: what? "So anyway..." I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@niratomas579]

😂😂😂

[@IaMYoungWalker22]

☠️😂😂

[@theaccursedj.e.2723]

You know those two love each other deep down. The more Nia laughed the more Bill kept going. Wholesome!

[@kawaiiafangirl]

Bill's ADD was off the rails in this segment. Lol. I was waiting for him to tell the Target story for a good 10 minutes.

[@IronHide3910]

Right! 😂😂

[@xzcvzxvxcvz]

My thoughts exactly! Lol

[@timwhite5562]

"why can't you girls just be flattered when a guy flashes you?" I think I just finished listening to that line a dozen times.

[@hauntedpredator]

My man's got a point 👉

[@stoneg.barrow9991]

That is top-level humor from the early '80s, man; Like a poster of an active flasher posing in front of a statue: "Expose Yourself To Art". Hehehe. 😊😊😊

[@hauntedpredator]

@@stoneg.barrow9991 absolutely 💯, why can't they take it as a compliment

[@stoneg.barrow9991]

@@hauntedpredator Well, yes, there's that, obviously; but I was angling more towards the point that prior to the PC-riddled '90s, most if not all of the humor in the '80s was near-absolutely without any corporate or societal regulation whatsoever - in the US, at least. But leave David Hasselhoff to Rock the Dearly-Departed Mauer in Berlin on New Year's Eve of 1989 and the Presidency of former CIA Director GHWB 41 to screw it all up Post-Downfall of the '80s, and you're arguably left with a whole shit-ton of What's Happening Now, All seen after 20/20, obviously. Plus, statues back in the '80s were non-sentient entities and therefore deaf, dumb, blind, and mute [let alone heartless pieces of soulless solid matter]; so anyone basically could go up to one of those things and do anything he wanted to them after the end of the Age of Disco, and get away with all of that shit Scot Free; Sorta like Mailbox Baseball in rural America during the '50s, If You Know What I Mean. 😊😊😊

[@hauntedpredator]

@@stoneg.barrow9991 bro wtf are you talking about lmao, I was just staying women should not complain when a guy flashes his dick to them

[@bladerunner12]

Nia has front row seats to a 24x7 Bill Burr special, she couldn't have locked down anyone better

[@cummywummy2896]

I wonder if it gets old? Lol

[@jasonforpresident5678]

@@cummywummy2896 Probably not I think she knew what she was getting herself into when she married a comedian Also humor is everything in a relationship Being serious all the time would get old but if I had someone who made me laugh all the time then no that would absolutely not get old

[@jaycol21]

They were together for like 10 years before getting married. She definitely knew what she signed up for

[@PhilipZilfo]

Listening to Bill making Nia laugh is so entertaining 😂😂

[@mlfc1632]

it honestly so infectious when she makes him laugh. they have a fantastic relationship

[@hawksby1005]

“What tf is he supposed to do?” Nia: “Not touch his duck in public” They deserve each other

[@MattimusX96]

Honestly the love these two have for each other is one of the most wholesome, inspiring things I’ve ever witnessed. And the fact that Billy Bald Balls has this sweet of a relationship means absolutely none of us have an excuse lol.

[@sterkar99]

Wtf do you mean nobody of you has an excuse Bill is way more talented than you probably on almost everything

[@panoptikum9768]

Lmao what do you mean none of us have an excuse? Bill is hilarious AND confident as fuck AND not bad looking.

[@Elyricist746]

@@panoptikum9768 this was comedic timing😄

[@Amongoose06]

@@sterkar99 Youre projecting.

[@Amongoose06]

@@panoptikum9768 He was also emotionally neutered and never learned how to deal with them in a truly healthy way. Along with his anger issues and fear of being vulnerable. Nia helped bring the best out of him though.

[@motley331]

Bill Burr is too much. This guy comes up with comedy gold ... right off the top of his head.

[@edwardjones2202]

Yeah he's a genius

[@davidbee8178]

Yeah . . . I don't know how he does it . . . but I love it :-) he's a natural

[@WholeWhiteBaby]

The two of them are so different. Everything. She is soft spoken, he roars about everything. She is cucumber cool and in control, he is a coiled maniac yelling at the sea. She speaks well, he sounds like a pile of chicken bones and gravel in a metal trash can. She is a pretty lady, he is bill burr. She feels for the people exposed to the masterbater, he blames the cheerleaders. She makes safe choices, he is trying to get his wife to fly with a lunatic. They share the same twisted sense of humor and make each other laugh like a methed up james bond villain. They will be with each other forever, "laughing all the way". Best wishes to your family!

[@wedgefeyhong9756]

✊🏿✊🏻

[@ES_Glenn]

This relationship changed my perspective on relationships. Thanks for the vibes!

[@edwardjones2202]

Same. They're going to be laughing together for the next thirty years

[@davosholdos1253]

I totally envy their dialog.

[@GatsDomineaux]

Me too

[@BrassMtn]

I fucking love these two. Bills " dark holiday carols" is the best hahaha

[@westcoastkidd17]

Bill is infinitely more funnier than me, but I hope I can make my future wife laugh 10% as much as NIA is laughs..

[@Aisluin]

who doesn't haha, they're adorable lol

[@hallow6763]

You can do it buddy as long as you know whats up in the world and know a few good actors you can make very good jokes who dont get boring fast :D

[@Ifailedeverything]

This is what you look for in a relationship- someone you can laugh with the way Bill and Nia do.

[@drummonkey9291]

These two are funny af. Power couple. The scathing face of real love 🥊

[@sevenmindframe]

love? that’s a stretch man

[@Cretaigne95]

Nia: I can't see you walking in a Target Bill: Well, I was getting you a Christmas present Nia: FROM TARGET?! 😅

[@jcnot9712]

I hadn’t heard Nia laugh this much since that time she was on and they were talking about the coast guard email.

[@generalkenobi066]

It doesn't count if it's on a boat...

[@JessBlake2]

"You look more like an igloo, more than like a house". Scream!

[@andrewschneider7976]

N - "My hobby is dealing with YOU!" 🤣!

[@SalmonTouchty]

“… guys are always tuggin at their stuff…” lol nia kills me

[@gabrieltello3905]

Their back-and-forth is hilarious

[@autonomous8108]

That dark Christmas carol killed me LMAO

[@blazingicerage]

Hahaha the way Bill says 'Who-ers' the exact same way that Ralph Cifaretto did was priceless.

[@Stefan996]

1. She was Who-er 2. She hit me.

[@zezubat8900]

3. That wasnt his kid

[@austinreid5032]

Bill and Nia are highly intellectual people. If you blot out the fs and listen carefully bills observations are brilliant. But nia always has a come back to match it. I wish the Uk had a comedian like Bill

[@gav2585]

Comedians have a far better understanding human behavior and nature than most.

[@andreydragomirov8559]

Ricky Gervais, John Cleese, Russell Brand, Stephen Fry, Jonathan Pie?! You have many great comedians.

[@willlloyd7762]

@@andreydragomirov8559 do not forget Jimmy Carr. Man is hilarious

[@Scrimparmy]

Lol maybe to his fans they are

[@andreydragomirov8559]

@@willlloyd7762 , I'm not a fan of him, but you're right -- he's a great one...

[@arnfracc203]

“I like alliteration, Bill Burr, Frank Fellugia…Right?…Teddy Pendergrass….” Nia, “What?!lol”

[@angelfish6236]

"My hobby is dealing with you."👸🏾😌Right sis. Lol.

[@SagaciousTv]

The way bill makes her giggle. Adorable

[@theedgyweirdpodcastpage6279]

😂😂😂God Nia laughing made this clip. Jinga bell jinga bell jinga bell rock, heyyyy!!🤣🤣

[@royjohnson3984]

Dude your conversation with Nia is more funnier than most comedians stand up. You really need to do a reality show about your podcast!

[@tebatsokolele4588]

God, no.

[@emanuelmota7217]

Eiher "funnier" or "more funny".

[@ggmann13]

Yeah that's what we need, another "reality" show.

[@EbonMaster]

damn her laugh is contagious lol.

[@SDM121888]

“It was ENTRAPMENT!!” 🤣

[@timwhite5562]

I can listen to these two all day.

[@thegreenpianist7683]

"You look like an igloo" fucking sent me😂😂😂

[@devan6127]

Can you please do a Christmas album of Christmas songs like this????? It’s my favorite thing you ever have done lol

[@ericcombs4017]

I am in so 100% agreement with you! I love the mess he makes out of Silver Bells! Top self shit

[@LoneWolf-wp9dn]

there are compilations of him singin and there are a lot of christmas stuff in there

[@devan6127]

@@LoneWolf-wp9dn thank you!

[@lorrainescandia6267]

😂😂😂😂

[@tmghn1]

You can really tell he loves to make her laugh

[@beautyincmajor1714]

The dark holiday Carol was hilarious!! 😂

[@morena162]

This is priceless.EPIC!!! How she didn't go into labor that night is a miracle.I've laughed louder than in a loooong time..Thanks.

[@peachwood6946]

This is the most ADHD clip ive ever heard 🤣 what is happening its spinning all over the place 🤣🤣🤣 as someone who has ADHD this exactly how my brians works in a conversation 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnindigo5477]

I don't think I have adhd but I'm either very quiet or I talk like these two. Jumping between topics but able to circle back. People will get mad that my eyes wander or that I'll ask an unrelated question. I'm paying attention but other stuff will come up. These two sound like being high with your friends.

[@jongon0848]

@@johnindigo5477 Maybe u have ADD not necessarily ADHD, I have similar tendencies.

[@rhshutpro]

Their banter is golden.

[@jamesnelson5695]

I hope I can make my wife laugh like this

[@dondarling5957]

I think I hurt myself laughing at that Christmas carol

[@jameskonyane3641]

*Michael Jackson voice* "You are not alone, I am here with you..."

[@AJ-yl6gl]

JAAJAJAJJA the amount of confidence these two have is hearthwarming

[@raidertrader8670]

Omg, my head hurts of so much laughing!! Yooo! these two, together are insanely funny.

[@samaelangelus321]

Nia is his biggest fan, change my mind. I wonder if she's hyped him up before shows, would love to hear it

[@techenthusiast4542]

These two debating puts a smile on my face. They are both hilarious and the jingles, LOL, next level! LMAO!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lalalalala...]

lol why did I think he was gonna be like “no you look beautiful” but of course he said she looks like an igloo and not a house 😂😂😂

[@Seb7en]

My life goals are to be in a relationship where I can make my partner laugh like Bill makes Nia 🥰

[@Alex-dk1um]

This is the opposite of a debate. Nia laughing half the time is hilarious lol

[@NetSunJin]

They’re so great for each other

[@Kevin-cy4qn]

The opening was hilarious!! Like the Chargers are still playing at Christmas time!! 🤣🤣

[@kim9god607]

bill is my favorite comedian and i'm just now learning he has a kid, good for nia and him, love these two goofballs

[@felipepineda1585]

They have 2 now. Older girl and younger boy

[@odizza1688]

I haven't laughed this hard in a minute 🤣🤣😂💀💀💀

[@justinparnell2379]

Omg l just love bill and nia such funny lovely couple. Such funny people!!!😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexandercamlin8889]

Hearing her laugh is like hearing ol’ Billy’s whole reason for being channeled through one person.

[@robertahubert9155]

Your wife is an Angel and your crazy but I love it. You had me laughing so hard I cried. That slip on the Rightous Brothers. The Whiteous Brothers OMG that was gold.

[@tmenzella]

These two are so lucky to have each other and we are all privileged to be ringside 👍🏻

[@fennec13]

lol, i could listen to these two all day - my goodness.

[@schawdaya]

Fuck these two are perfect for each other and I'm all for it.

[@SiriuslyBlack7]

Nia is the best foil for Bill's content 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cheerscheers9819]

The Righteous Brothers “ Unchained Melody” is the song they were trying to remember.

[@colinreynolds01]

came to post this

[@marcarvalho86]

I fell on the floor laughing in the first 30 seconds and just kept going from there.

[@AdamLue]

Listening at work @14:50 thats when I knew... Burrs are really watching hockey while pumping out a podcast with a casual conversation with his wife. #Winning 😂😂😂

[@davebunnell1105]

Most love hearing these two and it's obvious why. In this episode Bill must have had a snort before starting, he is non stop, his comedy brain neurons are exploding, hilarious lines, and the more Nia giggles the faster and funnier Bill gets. It's not a debate as titled, just them hanging out in bed, watching hockey. The relationship few will find.

[@ee9466]

Bill sounds like what a real AI would start saying right before it starts killing everyone.

[@Amaryllis-4U]

Geeze does Nia sleep with one eye open? Bill is such a psycho! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@seymourbuttz6419]

I don't know what i loved more, Bill literally adlibbing for 20 minutes or Nia losing it egging him on.

[@jacquesanquetil8243]

This isn't debate - it's love and great to listen to!!

[@draxxthemsclounts2478]

Relationship goals. This is so wholesome.

[@jussysheart]

Funniest banter recorded* imagine the conversations we’ve missed out on..

[@ElGuapo4000]

Her voice is so nice

[@kidwave1]

Finally, an accurtely titled YT video. So funny

[@jefryaye1017]

From target?! Then wonders why bill calls her spoiled lmao

[@danf8986]

What a great clip. Those Christmas carols 😂

[@dmbindallas]

Why is it so enjoyable listening to these two lol

[@garryhall9519]

Billy you and Nia are hilarious. I absolutely love your Christmas songs. You need to release an album with your lyrics. I'd buy it.

[@IntentionalGains]

I don't know how many times I replayed the gold toe socks skit 🤣🤣

[@ascent8487]

“Spending money on people that annoy them,” is a kind way of putting the reality of the situation.

[@justinweaver1801]

Just now hearing this 5 years late... SO FUNNY

[@dillonnewfield3313]

As someone who works at target this is very true

[@aintnuthinbutathang1646]

Damn so y'all are disappearing customers?

[@stoneg.barrow9991]

@@aintnuthinbutathang1646 It's worse than Disneyland - which, as ever, is worse than Detroit. But who knew? Apparently, everyone in the '70s. 😊😊😊

[@humanchildofgod3126]

Nia is fabulous! Her laughter makes me lose it ! B.B. is BRILLIANT! Perfect couple!!

[@chanimarie6692]

Bill has met his match--I love her!

[@graysonhoward1562]

Damn I hadn’t listened to this one yet, instant classic

[@EnigmaRecluse]

This is the greatest marriage of all time.

[@sunshinelollipopunicorn8191]

I swear to God, their relationship is magical. They really have the best thing going on over there.

[@danielelliott5532]

lovin the photo.Bill like "yeah..i couldn't believe it either!

[@LordSteinard]

Nia “Action Slacks” for the win !!!

[@Schmeichel4ever]

There needs to be a 'Bill Burr's Dark Holiday Carols' collection lol

[@chrispaige3939]

Love these two!!!!! And I dream of owning and having the balls to own a flip phone

[@gingerusmaximus]

18.55 is a hilarious noise. I keep playing it over and over

[@timharper3390]

For the record, Corey Feldman still moonwalks.

[@rufusjustrufus8213]

I've never heard anything better than Bill's version of Silver Bells

[@aBEARnamedYOGI]

I love this one, yea this one was good. I can listen to then talk all day

[@mattcanty7313]

16:13 had me in stitches just like Nia 😂😂😂😂

[@theoriginalspur]

I was crying laughing at this

[@raddyofadds]

I wish my lady still laughed at my jokes like nia does

[@aaronmicalowe]

Damn, Nia is heart stoppingly beautiful Bill. It's like you went to heaven for people who won the jackpot and they had a lottery, and you won that too.