Bill Burr on Dogs, Kids & a Prius (Reaction)

Bill Bur on dogs, kids & a Prius. I reserve thoughts & commentary for the end.
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[@brucejuice349]

"Hey, no long intro" Is one my favorite intros on this platform

[@snotyme9508]

Straight to the point love it

[@lemonslice1733]

Bet

[@pranavkulkarni1414]

It's better if it's not mentioned every damn video though

[@fishnolle]

YES!!! 🙏

[@larserik8899]

Was just thinking that

[@ronrogers876]

"Every dad says that." And the kids rat him out, every single time.

[@guigoinz112]

True lol

[@Spazzmatazzz]

"Most of the juice is gone from his tank." LMFAO! Hell, I'm 67 years old and have never heard it, but you can bet your ass I'll be repeating it! Love your channel!

[@bguzewi0]

I gotta say, I really appreciate how you let the stand up play out as intended. You're absolutely right, comedians on the level of Carlin or Burr absolutely iron out their bits until they have the pacing and delivery down pat. They have a deliberate flow to how they want their jokes and stories to hit the audience, and too many times on other react channels, the reactor fucks it up by pausing to add their two cents. So I appreciate that about your channel. Take care and god bless.

[@NoProtocol]

Thanks for saying this! Have a good weekend (:

[@GordonJohnFraser]

No long Intros, is the perfect start. Because I definitely listen to what you say at the end!! Thank you xxxx❤

[@SeerMagicX]

Her pet peeves at the end were hilarious.

[@ivanpetrov5132]

"Just dont tell your mom i told you that" :) so many times i had this situation...

[@iandor1381]

The way you eyes lit up when he was talking about the toast. 😆 🤣

[@andreim.5324]

I've been watching your videos and you are amazing. I am so subbed to your channel. I absolutely love your thoughts on the subjects you watch but even more than that, the way you articulate them. You don't even have to tell people that you're an avid book reader - your vocabulary and choice of words in general, does that for you. You are an extremely intelligent person and your calm, serene demeanor makes listening to you, a pure joy to my years and brain. Also, I love your smile. PS: one of the things that give me the ick is when people drop items that make loud noises, on the floor. That's funny because I usually listen to music very loudly, but items being dropped just gives me the ick for some reason. As for books, The Invisible Man, The Time Machine and War Of The Worlds - all by H.G. Wells. Although, you might have probably read all 3 of them.

[@NoProtocol]

This is so kind, thanks Andrei! I'm glad you're liking the channel. I could see how loud noises (heavy footsteps, dropping pans, etc.) would be annoying, especially when one is trying to sleep. Great book choices!

[@cmcculloch1]

I think a lot of people here will agree with your statement :)

[@rodneyhennings3414]

🧐🤔🙄I like how articulate you are, and how you view his comedy!!🎓I love that poster behind you!!👌🏾

[@marywall4721]

Your reactions are by far my favorite. Your intelligence, logic and quest for more knowledge is a cool breath of fresh air to me. You interpretations are always right on the money. Thanks for your honest and refreshing point of view. The smile also helps.😉

[@Midnight_x_Sin]

Your laugh is perfection ^^ love the commentary.

[@dasboot2761]

I used to have a rotweiler as well, and he would not have hurt a fly... but he did attack snow shovels for some reason... he was a rescue, so maybe a previous owner hurt him with a snow shovel? Anyway, good reaction as always, and you are right about comedians like Carlin and Burr, you need to let it flow as was intended! I read a lot of sci-fi, and I recommend the one I just finished : "The creature from beyond Infinity" by Henry Huttner

[@Mahan07]

Best intro on all of KZbin. Period. Great reaction and great insight as always 👍

[@pitcat1376]

Your clarity of thought drew me in and encouraged me to keep clicking on your videos, but finding out you have a Rottweiler convinced me to happily subscribe. 👍

[@Lesminster]

"No means no" is a good one.

[@jasongalley604]

Great reaction as always m'dear. Yeah I love Bill Burr. Probably my favorite comedian. Love this bit too. Anyway hope all is good with yah. Take care.

[@thestranger6648]

My fav book is 'The Stranger' by Camus...Also loved 'Candide' by Voltaire...

[@SirNightmareFuel]

The way my roommate hung up towels on a hook gave me the ick

[@SirNightmareFuel]

This guy is so right!

[@IanD-ut4dy]

Great reaction to a great skit 😄 Chomping of food REALLY gets my goat. It's so annoying. For books, I have three recommendations: Something Wicked This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury (Amazing coming of age tale) Only Forward - Michael Marshall Smith Stone - Adam Roberts (Amazing SciFi)

[@NoProtocol]

I pictured what you meant while reading this. Couldn’t agree more Ian

[@kostyasedov4754]

Great reaction video. The way you talk and reflect on the issue is pleasant and thought-provoking. Bill Burr makes a comedy out of things that are serious and he does it very intelligently. Thank you for pointing out how children also feed off of parents' energy. Very true. Hearing that you just read Idiot by Dostoevsky elevated my spirits. I'm from St. Petersburg and know Dostoevsky's great grandson who is 77 now. My favorite author.

[@remar-6]

He’s definitely one of the best comedians in the world 😂. All his specials are just ridiculously funny!

[@dylandoubled9905]

I had shivers down my spine when she talked about dirty fingers in the peanut butter jar... 😂😂😂

[@brucejuice349]

Great video!! This is one of my favorite Bill burr segments. I also like the Arnold Schwarzenegger gold diggers bit he does too because just similar to what you mentioned, he has a way of painting a picture, even if it's not conventional that makes ya think "He's making a good point" Thank you for the reaction this made my day

[@NoProtocol]

I haven’t seen that one, I’ll put it on the list! Have a good day Bruce (:

[@brucejuice349]

@@NoProtocol You as well! :)

[@KarimBellot]

i love your intros so much!

[@Scrub_Jake]

Probly the most underrated channel on KZbin fr fr

[@unclestubs8377]

You have a wonderful smile. Thanks for the vids and Merry Christmas!

[@vovindequasahi]

Dear lady, I love your no-long-intro policy... So refreshing!! Dogs - well animals generally - are pretty damn psychic. They pick up on your emotions and thoughts more than you think.

[@robm9704]

Great commentary, Love your reactions!

[@NoProtocol]

Thanks Rob!

[@Investigate4Truth]

Your smile is the best!

[@RidingRaptors904]

Great outtake on life and reaction to video. Don’t know how I recommended to your channel but you are a lively woman with a great personality and good sense of humor. Good to see in this world of crazy that we can laugh and enjoy. Great smile as well. Have a great day. God bless.

[@Chrystalsdad]

You said kids and dogs are alike and that aspect. You are right but there's even more, both kids and dogs look to the owner/parent for direction and learning the boundaries that are going to get them through their day-to-day life. That's why "no" is one of the most important words you can use with a child or a dog. This then creates the contrast that makes positive reinforcement so powerful.

[@NoProtocol]

Solid point Dave, they have more similarities than I’ve considered!

[@theangryconstitutionalist583]

"No long intro" got my sub. Also, that smile makes me smile, it's infectious, even after a long day at work! Thank you for that 😃 PS- I have a Bullmastiff, he's a sweet, cuddly angel. 👼

[@salemslotandmore8278]

Thanks for ALL the Great Videos.

[@NoProtocol]

Thanks for the constant support (:

[@blakwolf37]

love your style, 🔥🔥

[@NoProtocol]

Hey, thanks!

[@mistsemy1522]

Great reaction, more Bill Burr

[@biggdaddyx5]

Evrything about this channel hits for me!!

[@jorgebosolasco5846]

Hello, I like to say how refreshing is to see a young lady speak so beautifully, your knowledge and education does not ends with computers and books, I can see that you are also street smart, family oriented and open minded. Qualities that are very rare in young people this days. I just subscribed to your channel, love the content, time very well spent. Thank you

[@eric1138]

You proved my pet theory. Cool people have cool dogs. :)

[@user-dz7kk6fg3m]

Much love!

[@kdunc41]

I am loving Bill Burr. I had a wolf 🐺 but that was 15 years ago.

[@ryanmaroney7917]

Bill Burr Redrocks . It's his most recent special on Netflix. He talks about his kids on there. He brings them onstage the special before that. I forget the name. He and Nia make a beautiful family. Bill is one of the only ones I could think of that comes close to Carlin.

[@joserodriguez2251]

There is a couple of podcast of bill where he talks about his daughter!. Dude he's doing a good job cause, his daughter sounds very smart for her age!.

[@SimonJM]

Not been a fan of a lot of the Bill Burr I have seen up until now, but this was rather amusing. I whole-heartedly agree about not interrupting the flow of a comedic 'rant, so thank you for not doing that. The way a lot of good comedians manage to make you sit and think whilst making you laugh is, to me, a delight - two birds with one stone. I am sufficiently old and grumpy and hacked off with the world as it is I tend not to read non-fiction, but one I did read a short while ago I found interesting. The title eludes me, but the author was, I believe, Ben Rich and it was about his time at the Lockheed Skunk Works - I am sure a web search would turn it up! (And yes, I *am* being lazy in not doing so here)

[@NoProtocol]

No worries at all Simon, I will search it!

[@Brad.T]

People dragging their feet when they walk gives me the ick. A fiction recommendation: A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles - one of my all time favourite books.

[@brianteller3189]

John lunette is a very funny guy. I think that his best stand up was called I’m starving.he talks about himself most of the time and makes it hilarious. Other than comedy he also sings opera and was n a broadway play called hairspray. I’m sure your you heard of that play. He is also with George Carlin. R.I.P.

[@emeidocathail7808]

Marley and Me .. laughter and tears in equal measure.

[@badstar9670]

Love Bill burr, I too would like to hear about his kids

[@graciefolden2359]

Awe...you have a Rottie, I'm so jealous (in a good way) they are a beautiful breed. What gives me the ick? Well I have Misophonia so there can be many at times and that's just audible icks, besides the various visual icks I see daily.❤ from 🇨🇦

[@Barrytheeverchosen]

Taylor Tomlinson, the stand up comedian once said in one of her bits "I wanna lick her heart". I would change heart to brain with No Protocol. A true scholar personality, my heart is trembling

[@johnspring9428]

Love your videos, keep them coming Please

[@redman2751]

When I was little and we just got our puppy rottie. I thought it was adorable when he would growl and bark as a puppy. From very early I’d get him to growl and bark at me before we would play. It was cute until we were outside and the dog was in the yard un-chained, and a lady was walking by with her kid in a stroller. My dog runs up as a 120lb grown Rottie and starts growling and barking at the lady. The lady and her kid froze and both started crying. I could see my dogs tail wagging and knew he just wanted to play but all the lady saw was a very large powerful angry dog barking at her and her baby. I felt so bad even as a small kid. It took my a long time to un-train this behavior. To this day that dog was the gentlest dog I have ever known.

[@NoProtocol]

Rotties are so misunderstood, the ones I’ve met are quite gentle as well! This story was relatable, they probably have no clue how intimidating that they come off

[@paulrouth5997]

Another dystopian future that I thought was close in time to George Orwell's 1984 but with a bit of a different take, was Aldous Huxley's Brave New World.

[@Benboy1980]

“Don’t tell your mother I said any of that shit” 🤣😂

[@Exile97]

All jokes aside i listen to bills podcast like everyday at work, and now that he has kids hes a great dad. granted i hear this from his prospective, but he seems to have a great relationship with both of his kids

[@djjam9073]

I have an "ick" circumstance for you. Not my own. I got it from a TV show called according to Jim. He hates the way his wife eats peaches. Chops it up into cubes and sticks toothpicks into each cube because as she says she can't have the juice touching her face. So at breakfast one morning "Jim" and her have a moment and he storms off to work. He tells her later it was just about the peaches. Later that night his wife wakes him up and asks was it really about the peaches. He says yes and she asks why he didn't want to talk about it. He says.... because he's a guy who likes to sleep instead of talking about summer fruit all night. He said he's upset in the moment and then the moment passes. 🤣🤣

[@Tanukiureshi]

Great reaction! Sadly he had to rehome the dog when his first daughter was born. There is a standup on that. I also recommend Louis CK when he talks about the time his dog ate chocolate. It's hilarious. The title is "Louis CK punches dog in the face to save it's life".

[@Zanroff]

My dad filled my head with all his theories. Now I'm just like him! 😲

[@Tomroberts101]

When I was young, one of my favourite books was 'Fluke' by James Herbert. I bought a new copy a few years ago which was totally spoiled by the cover art (a case of lost ambiguity). However, I still recommend it.

[@iwaslostbutnowimsaved2999]

A good book is, "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" by Stieg Larsson. There are 5 or 6 books in the Lisbeth Salander series. Lisbeth is the main character in the series. A couple of the books are written by David Lagercrantz.

[@christopheryochum3602]

Just found you tonight. You are a lot of fun!!! :)

[@coldsake07]

I absoluteley love watching this woman's videos.

[@PsychedeliKompot]

Bill Burr is great, I very much enjoy watching his specials and Conan appearances (don't particularly like Conan, but him and Burr mix well). While I don't have any thematically related literary recommendation for you right now, I'd like to recommend a video to react to. You've reacted to Jordan Peterson before, and this is a more funny yet still highly intelligent video. Its called "The Breakfast from Hell" or alternatively "Suicide and Breakfast". They're the same video, except in the 2nd one he first talks a bit about the suicide of a friend and then segways that into the "breakfast from hell" bit. It could definitely be considered the more serious but also more deep version of the video, since the suicide bit acts as extra context for the later dive into resentment in the breakfast bit (which he phrases brilliantly hilarious, almost like a stand up comedian). Its both an entertaining and thought inspiring video to watch and discuss.

[@johndelaune8978]

the two unwashed fingers into the jar of peanut butter sounded extremely personal to you

[@mrscary3105]

Jokes on him, he had 2 girls :) (PS: I love rottys! I have a great dane)

[@bujabusiness]

I love your short intro.... not that it makes your channel better but you're very beautiful but you also don't just over talk Whatever video your reviewing And your comments are intelligent and insightful. I hope your channel does well

[@toecutterjenkins]

Someone sticks their finger in my peanut butter its go time. If its their own whatever. Im not eating it. I had a dude i used to work with chewed with his mouth open and made smacking noises while eating , drove me nuts.

[@NoProtocol]

Chewing with the mouth open would drive me nuts as well

[@JBCCT01]

New to the channel. SUBSCRIBED!!! Keep leaning forward.

[@patrickday4206]

Yep my wife couldn't walk dogs because she was always so scared of dog fights that they began acting badly!! Dogs never had any issues until she began walking them!!

[@ace1926]

What gives me the "Ick" is when people don't close their mouths when eating and than emits these loud and chomping sounds. At that point it is no longer a Ick for me and it becomes F'en Irritating.

[@robertmaez6706]

"Really the Blues" by Mezz Mezzrow and Bernard Wolfe. O.K. It's a biography. But I just know you'll love it. Give it a chance and make an old man happy! (playing on your sympathy).

[@alolkoydesigns]

"Most of the juice is gone from his tank" I'm stealing it. :)

[@DozenMarks]

One of my favorite books is "The Chocolate War." Fun book about a school fundraiser (among other things). The sequel is okay but not quite as good as the first one.

[@DanielAura]

Yaaay a new video! This one should be good, Bill Burr always delivers. By the way, I have two reaction requests if that's okay. I'll link the exact title of them and the duration of the clips so you can find them easily on KZbin. I'm hoping you haven't seen them and I would really love to see your reaction to them. First one: "Patrice O'Neal on sexual harrasment (Elephant In The Room)" which is 6 minutes and 37 seconds long. Second one: "Patrice O'Neal - Comedy Kings (Just For Laughs)" which is 7 minutes long. Thanks in advance and hope you have a great day :)

[@NoProtocol]

Thank you for these Daniel!! Lots of Patrice O’Neal requests, I’ll have to get on it

[@DanielAura]

@@NoProtocol this makes me very happy to read :D I'm really looking forward to it!

[@dougj7295]

My father used to eat corn on the cob like it was his last meal (with dentures). As kids we would be grossed out but still laugh as kernels went flying in all directions around the dinner table & we would bob and weeve, as Clyde would say. Rottie's are so misunderstood because they look menacing but such great family dogs. Nothing like a little baby lying up against a Rottie.

[@colonialstraits1069]

As the humble “servant” to two aging Pit Bulls, I can attest that everything Bill said about his dog is true. I had to have one of my dogs sent away for 8 weeks of intensive training. I’ve never given up on him and he was the best thing that could have happened, to me, at the time he came into my life. I do have to watch my temper around him, he is particularly sensitive to negative energy. I think you might appreciate the author Denton Welch. I recommend ‘I Left My Grandfather’s House” and ‘In Youth Is Pleasure’.

[@robthomas6]

Hey , I know you haven’t done any music reactions but if you could do Queen live at Montreal, somebody to love I’ll guarantee you be amazed and uplifted 😊 please please . Big fan from 🇬🇧

[@HerTony]

I enjoy your content, hooked

[@separaattori957]

When do we get to see your dog!?? Need to see that good boy/girl 😍

[@roronoazoro5521]

yo dude you cool af.. wishin you all the success in the world

[@NoProtocol]

Hey, thank you! I wish the same for you

[@mr.trollboy2083]

Conn Iggulden, Wilbur Smith, David Eddings, James Clavell and Bernard Cornwell. Just pick any first book from any of their book series's and it's a great reading moment.

[@Piktro]

I love Rottweilers! The puppies with the massive heads and tiny bodies are so adorable, jumping all over you and attacking you with kisses, so sweet!

[@NoProtocol]

I really liked that big head phase!

[@danielmarklund8891]

Love your videos, hope the short intro doesnt scare ppl off :)

[@L3onOfKings]

I'll start by saying that I don't read books, however, I can recommend to you another Bret Easton Ellis book called The Rules of Attraction. I've only seen the movie of said book, the movie is one of my favourites, it's quite creative at times with how it's presented. I mention this book/movie also because it is somewhat in the same universe as American Psycho. Patrick Bateman's brother is the main focus of The Rules Of Attraction as a college kid, his name is Sean Bateman.

[@Mortimuss]

Bill is someone you have to hear and get through. He doesn’t give himself enough credit for how well adjusted he is. A lot of his bit is for men though.

[@que1537]

My go to will forever be Stephen King. You always hear about the well known novels but he has sooo much more out there, especially his latest. I’m always surprised to find out that people have no clue that a lot of his novels are in the same universe.

[@NoProtocol]

Have you ever read his short stories? There was one featured on The New Yorker called Premium Harmony that was very good if you’re looking for a quick read!

[@que1537]

Lol I definitely remember that story. It’s in one of his books of short stories called The Bazaar of Bad Dreams. I liked it because its so simple and humorous. The guy is finally free…. to smoke. Lol If you ever get round to it, read the short story Bad Little Kid. It’s in that same book. It’ll definitely freak you out.

[@singlespeedsoulja8415]

Love this channel.

[@McLeod2022]

I so want to see a vid of your rottie watching you and reacting to you react to MMA. 🤣... danke once again for another react vid. It is a blessing to watch and listen to your takes. I'd say no outro but it was again warranted. Cheers.

[@SubtleAmbition]

If I saw someone stick their fingers into a jar of peanut butter once, let alone multiple times, I would immediately sever all connections with that person. I actually shivered.

[@heldrin4968]

LOve all your videos. Short intro and very insightful. My favorite author is Daniel Suarez. You might appreciated him. His first two books; Daemons and Freedom tm are a set that must be read together and are amazing. It starts as a police type tale turns into a techno thriller and ends as a social commentary. The integral audio book version are available on Audible.

[@NoProtocol]

Sounds interesting, I’d never heard of this author. I’ll look him up! Thank you Heldrin

[@geraldherrmann787]

ick: somebody who loudly squeaking sucks out food that is stuck between his teeth.

[@kraftzion]

You should do more reactions to bills standup. He has a lot of material.

[@atwajesper9434]

Hi, If you watch Bill Burr's specials, you'll find nuggets of his journey with his dog including the day him and his wife had to make a difficult decision and give it away in order to avoid any dangerous situations with his soon to be born daughter at the time. He also tells the story in one of his last specials that Cleo passed away.

[@Mikael_Puusaari]

Was trying to think of something that gives me the "ick", couldn't think of anything but people who hate other people or groups of people due to their own insecurities 🙃 This bit just made me want to get a dog again, he has an awesome presentation 🙂

[@snooks5607]

12:10 this might be totally left field for you but re: fiction book recommendations I've been listening to early Raymond Chandler stories lately (Killer In The Rain short story collection specifically) and of course enjoyed the colourful dialog, rough character dynamic and 1930s LA setting that I knew him for from the movies but it was also kinda interesting to see how these stories evolved into the later works.

[@RedBaron44]

Bill had to give up Cleo when his daughter was born because she wss getting too aggressive and unpredictable, so he sent her to live on some kind of farm. She died a few months ago . RIP Cleo.

[@NoProtocol]

Awww, that makes me sad to read

[@peterpike]

My favorite fiction is "East of Eden" by John Steinbeck and "Foucault's Pendulum" by Umberto Eco. I'd recommend either of them.

[@NoProtocol]

I’ve read East of Eden so I’ll start with the Umberto Eco title, thank you Peter!

[@Tempest7th]

I like all her vids because she has the greatest intro ngl

[@Searwitch]

As far as fiction goes I'd recommend Robin Hobb's Farseer Trilogy. As for stuff to react to, maybe check out David Foster Wallace's 'This is Water' speech; I try to listen to it every once in a while but never could share it with someone. Either way, keep up the good work!

[@Sidious6460]

He eventually had to give up the dog, once he had kids, because he wasn't able to get it trained well enough to be around babies. Sad, but Bill definitely seemed to learn a lot, and he definitely loved that dog.

[@chaimrudolph579]

He talks a lot about his kids in newest special on netflix and about a new toaster haha