Bill Burr on Zombies, Shotties & Good Spread (Reaction)

[@333Ocsis]

Loved how hard you laughed at the "One barrel for me and one barrel for you line." Gets me every time also.

[@ryanmaroney7917]

I loved this one because it's the most and hardest you've laughed at a comedian so far.

[@Shawn-and-Doc]

Prepper of sorts, here. Even if all you are able to do is buy yourself some time, it gives you a fighting chance no matter the circumstances - at least until you can get somewhere safer or make other arrangements. Being somewhat prepared is better than not being prepared at all.

[@NoProtocol]

Stay ready, so you don’t have to get ready. Good point! I wonder how much time your supplies would buy.. are we talking months or years?

[@san0nymous]

@@NoProtocol worste case, if you run out you can still survive. Soylent green is organic and helps save the planet... lol

[@Shawn-and-Doc]

@@NoProtocol I suppose anywhere from a few days to several months, depending on the circumstances. Really the main goal is to get out to somewhere safer (mountains, forest areas where few others are likely to be and fresh water is plentiful) and the supplies are merely a means to accommodate that.

[@Red80008]

@@Shawn-and-Doc I agree. Mobility, destination and purpose are indispensable in a Zombie-apokalypse-scenario. Have a proper go-bag ready and a good escape plan to a remote and preferrably hard to reach place where you have running water of some sort and the option to shelter and grow food rather than just a basement full of food and gas. You know, be self-sufficient and hidden and always have an escape plan ready. For they will wear any stockpile down eventually since time doesn't matter to them while it makes us so vulnerable... *dramatic music*

[@crustybomb115]

@@NoProtocol depending on the supplies, food? iv heard of companies that sell canned foods that can last up to 25 years or something like that.

[@toniyourcuzzin]

Bill Burr is a great story teller. He really makes you feel like hes your grouchy uncle at a family gathering telling you funny stories and why he is so pissed at the world.

[@oddpoppetesq.3467]

He reminds me of a younger Victor Meldrew 🤣🤣

[@x3mslayer]

Bill is such a natural, he makes a good point, then uses it as misdirection to roll into a funny statement you never thought about !

[@Hmmmmmmmm320]

“You can’t just come home with a shotgun” “Why” I love you

[@jestot1]

I watch your videos mostly for your smile, but I love your nerdy commentary most of all!

[@Franswa80]

Very infectious smile & laugh

[@DevDeeb]

Just came across your channel I LOVE your smile best on KZbin

[@charliecaruana3198]

that "ooohhhhhh...." @ 2:04 💀 😭😭

[@wg1294]

This is actually one of your best reactions. Usually it's insight, which is the fan-base. But this is actually a reaction. There's a difference. Your facial reactions were telling.

[@morrismonet3554]

I like both. She has some highly intelligent insights, which is rare on these types of videos. But such a pretty and reactive face too!

[@dubstylee]

i could watch you smile all day

[@3viljester19]

When you said you didn't want to die running it reminded of a saying my brother used to say player video game shooters. " Why are you running? You are just going to die tired".

[@Alexis2nd]

20 years ago I left city ,went isolated on mountains and since then I DON'T have to worry about ANY of these stuff... No lockdowns,no criminality,no strange neighbours,no bacteria ( exept the good ones )...and of course I live an everyday holiday! Of course...prepared relatively... The best cure is avoid the cause.

[@Red80008]

Cure by definition requires a cause. If there's no cause, there's no need for a cure. Going hermit is only changing the location, not solving the problem.

[@Alexis2nd]

@@Red80008 the cause is the corrupted system flee the system and the problem is solved.... difficult...but solved.👍🏻

[@hatchetax]

I'd literally sit through a video of you doing a commentary on a full George Carlin Special. Any of them. I love your commentaries.

[@robbaholic]

The look of confusion on your face when he kept saying “it’s got a good spread” was so adorable 😂

[@Michael-gd8op]

As an Australian I appreciate that you listed Vegemite in relation to good spread 👍🏼

[@NoProtocol]

A lot of people do not like Vegemite.. I am not one of those people

[@Michael-gd8op]

@@NoProtocol "A lot of people do not like Vegemite", not people with valid opinions just the tasteless riff raff

[@denysarcuri1213]

As an American, I appreciate Vegemite as well. And I appreciate you Aussies, too.

[@abeal5188]

she just smiled and made me a vegemite samwich

[@romit0072]

Yeah I was like "Did she just say Vegemite?"

[@byronuti1859]

You have a beautiful smile. 😊

[@doublepromo8240]

I think it was maybe a couple of weeks ago that this channel showed up in my feed, and I’ve been watching many of the videos since. How refreshing it is to see and listen to a young intelligent woman that is able to stream complete sentences together without “I feel like” and “at the end of the day” and a million “whatevers …..” and no cursing! May I add that she’s got a fantastic smile, a great set of choppers (teeth) and is cute.

[@SquirrelyDan6422]

Bill Burr’s podcast is incredible. Been listening for about 9 years, and there isn’t a bad episode.

[@maxwiidanen7281]

On the contrary listening to Bill burr rant and rave for three-ish hours without any kind of fucking reason is not fun. The moments are there but yeah

[@ronrogers876]

Survivalists getting prepped: "All this food, all you gotta do is add water!" Doomsday. What makes them think they''ll have an infinite supply of potable water? They always buy the grift.

[@senatorboem3250]

I love the no intro…you just let it flow & THEN u put your 2 cents in!!! Good 📞 call 😉

[@Moormores]

For whatever reason you just appeared in my feed... Thanks KZbin. You seem cool af and your selection of tppics. Very interesting. Subscribed

[@toddkelly5985]

Bill’s podcast with Nia reacting to a female listener, or Bill getting caught looking at naked woman by Nia episode, or the story of how they met. Classic and hilarious.

[@JLAShazam]

Him and his wife interacting is some of my favorite content from him lol

[@timaustin9522]

We're not doomsday preppers, but my wife and I raise our own food and hunt and fish. Tonight, I had wild onions on my salad. They grow all over the property. We have sheep and cattle... We're just typical country folks.

[@screechingonions2365]

Your the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. That smile is just so contagious. You got me smiling too. Just subscribed to you. ❤️💕

[@shanemasse7079]

Norm macdonald may be worth checking out, very unique style and thought process. I recommend the moth joke but there's plenty to check out. Side note amazing job on this channel!

[@NoProtocol]

I’ve heard the name before, but I’m not familiar with his stand up yet! Thank you Shane (:

[@QuietRiverBear]

Look up Norm’s moth bit on Conan. Conan did a commentary after the bit went viral.

[@bswantner2]

Norm McDonald's run on Conan, where he kills with actual Vaudeville jokes. He was amazing, unique and would say whatever was funny to literally anyone.

[@renatomorais8136]

Don't know if it's the best post-apocalyptic book but "Roadside Picnic" has to be up there.

[@TravisBlack]

Elision here - You’re my favorite reaction channel. You get straight to it without any “please like and subscribe” bullshit. Keep doing your thing, real recognizes real. You’re also highly intelligent, which is rare.

[@TheDuquette1]

The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. Son of Mel Brooks. Goes through methodically about location, weapon choices etc. It's just a fun read that is educational to the point of getting you to think practically about survival in multiple contexts and the structural functional organization of your surroundings. Perspective jumping is always fun. Highly recommend.

[@lukusblack6442]

Anyone who's played Contra knows what spread is. If you're not trying to save anyone but yourself, spread is your go-to. As for the zombie apocalypse, I've seen a ton of movies, and the Walking Dead, so I've thought about this a bit... Find a Cosco, and take it over. You've got fortification with one main entrance, and a loading dock with a metal door. You've got plenty of room for a bunch of people. All those pallet racks can be converted into bunks... assuming these zombies can't climb... There's supplies for quite a while if it's stocked, and there should even be bags of soil and even seeds. Just build a few veggie beds on the roof, and inside in case of bad weather. There's also a good chance they have all manner of weapon (or tools you can use as weapons) in stock. a nice big roof also allows for water collection and sniping. Yup. I'm a geek.

[@nickschnider9191]

To quote burt gummer "when you need it, and don't have it ; You sing a different tune"

[@ronaldtucker1262]

A shotgun shoots multiple projectiles. The spread is the pattern of the lead. A widespread is acceptable for real close range. The size (diameter) and quantity (number of projectiles), and amount of gun powder is optional per shell. Plus shotguns come in different sizes. The smaller the number, the larger the diameter of the barrel. From small to large (more powerful): 410 gauge, 20 guage, 16 guage, 12 guage, 10 guage, 8 guage (not available anymore).

[@sullenskulls9709]

Zombie Apocalypse - Simple Choice. I'm heading straight to the nearest marina with a fishing rod, a saw, and a box of large, clear, zip-lock bags. I'm stealing the first half-decent sail-boat I can find, and I'm heading out to sea. The fishing rod is self-explanatory. The saw is so that I can occasionally nip ashore somewhere to quickly cut down some wood. The zip-lock bags, can be used as a basic UV water treatment (sunlight) for cleaning the water after its boiled (hence the wood).

[@snooks5607]

survival challenge is a nice fantasy. when safety and comfort gets boring people seem to start constructing these scenarios almost automatically. there's probably some level of pessimism that got naturally selected for when all the happy people left the cave to play with the animals and got eaten

[@djjam9073]

He's a great one. Always funny 🤣🤣. The delivery is on point

[@jdeamaral]

5 seconds in, and No Protocol has smiled. I know I will enjoy this reaction...

[@NoProtocol]

Lol thanks for coming back to the channel, Joe (:

[@joesmith1957]

Best post apocalyptic book: Earth Abides. No zombies.

[@arakknbg]

Someone once said: "in case of nuclear anihilation the living will envy the dead". If shit goes REALLY down, be sure to be in the first line of those to go. Nothing wrong with having food and water for 2 - 3 weeks though in case of minor disturbances.

[@RetrospectWindow]

Yes! Any and all Burr clips!

[@Ben_Kunga]

I think Bill Burr is the greatest comedian. By the way I love your channel. Very informative and interesting. No protocol 💪🏽

[@kurtsmith9564]

It is true, a nice Mossberg 12 gauge is the way to go for home protection. Because it doesn't have a lot of moving parts and you really just have to point it in a general direction of somebody coming at you

[@DRoot21]

The Road by Cormac McCarthy is a really great, very sad, postapocalyptic novel that had a movie adaptation in 2009 . As for surviving in a zombie world.... I would want to tough it out. I've lived in semi remote places so I could live off the land, for a little while anyways. ha. Keep up the comedy!

[@Pentaclown84]

your teeth are absolutely perfect, what a smile

[@mitchell699]

You have Such a phenomenal smile !

[@JoeBlow_4]

A shotgun shell is generally full of pellets (of different sizes based upon what you're hunting) instead of one bullet . The farther away the target the wider the spread of pellets, but also the fewer that will hit the target.

[@NoProtocol]

I’m going to have to read up on this or maybe watch some Colion Noir

[@JoeBlow_4]

@@NoProtocol Nice!

[@chriswhinery925]

Unless you're using slug ammunition, which is just a very large bullet and I wouldn't generally recommend it for home defense purposes because you don't want whatever you're shooting the home invader with to go out his back, through your wall, and into your neighbor's 8 year old. Large game only with no innocent bystanders behind it only!

[@ProfessorSideburns]

Probably already heard of it but the double slit experiment very interesting science experiment. Really makes me think

[@alolkoydesigns]

People under estimate the long standing tradition of run and hide during an apocalypse

[@cn8412]

That prepper reasoning, though, I'm all about that. I mean, joke's on you, if it happens, right? So I'm ready for the unicorn apocalypse, with my drawers filled with cartoonishly big corks for their killer horns.

[@coroag6659]

Bill Burr- No "Reason" to Hit a Woman. This is my all time favorite act from him. It makes you think about a lot of things not just the ridiculous story he goes on and on about.

[@nukiesduke6868]

I mean people stopped laughing at "paranoid preppers" the second covid hit and it caused massive supply chain issues with empty shelves. Suddenly everyone became a prepper. Not sure why the main item was toilet paper though rofl. Plus it's better to be prepared with a 3 month food/water supply with a few solar panels and power banks in areas that's prone to destructive disasters like us in FL. We get hit with hurricanes. Having your power knocked out for a week really, REALLY sucks in hot, humid conditions. No AC or even fan and trying to sleep was a nightmare for me. Then I bought solar, lights got knocked out for 3 days and here I was running an AC unit. It was heaven.

[@stefan_tarras-wahlberg]

Ultimate Zombie prepper solution: Sailboat with fishing gear :)

[@drbweezo]

I’ve thought about what the cheapest way to prep would be and assuming you’re living space is secure you could live for a pretty long time on some kind of vegetable oil, protein powder, salt and multi vitamins, and then I’d also get some Metamucil because otherwise your basically just eating protein powder and vegetable oil. Then fill up your bathtub(s) and sinks for water. All those things are pretty affordable and don’t spoil quickly, and you’d be able to live off just those things for a pretty long time if you rationed them well

[@mikefufuffalo8487]

I love your reaction when he said he couldn't bring a shotgun home. "Why?" You might be perfect. =) Also, to counter this, if you haven't heard it, try Jim Jefferies - Gun Control. =) Cheers!

[@bowillieman]

Bill's funny. This particular bit didn't have a ton to dive into but I always love bill.

[@NoProtocol]

I appreciate that this one was “light”

[@2GlockBandito]

I love your smile. It makes me smile, and I don't smile much. lol

[@NoProtocol]

Then that is an important compliment! I’m glad

[@Gypsy_Danger_TMC]

He does another great one about guns.. can't remember the show but its the one in black and white. Also, where can we request reactions?

[@concernedcitizen-1958]

Hi NP!! Thanks for another Bill Burr reaction, always appreciate your style and perspective(and smile & laugh!) ..." one barrel for you, one barrel for me"...not sure if your laughter was just a coincidence? Anyway, looking forward to your next upload! ✌️ ☮️ 🇱🇷❤️

[@JoeKier7]

If you subscribe to the theory of fast moving zombies, the "Resident Evil" movie series is a good one for "end of the Earth" planning.

[@Flastew]

The security lady in Alien VS Predator had a cool response when asked why she was carrying a gun, she said it is like a condom I would rather have one and not need it than to need it and not have it. As for the "shotgun" goes it fires a shell that usually contains 6 (buckshot) to 30 (birdshot for small game) pellets depending on the size of the pellet, the spread can vary on how fast those pellets come out of the barrel, the length of the barrel and most importantly the size of the end of the barrel known as choke. A "full choke" shotgun will make a tighter pattern as compared to an open choke. It depends on the distance of your "target" as to which choke to use. Another cool video young lady.

[@NoProtocol]

I’ve never seen that movie. That second part was a lot of information that I wasn’t familiar with.. I had to refer to Google for the vocabulary used there. Thanks for that (:

[@Flastew]

@@NoProtocol Very cool, usually I am learning from you I am glad to return some knowledge. Learning is always a good thing, thank you for passing knowledge to us and thanks for the reply indicating I passed a little to you.

[@stevenmatt2967]

U have such a big beautiful smilie I seen this special a hundred times but ur smilie makes me smilie❤

[@thoughttickler7315]

I was only watching your smile 🙈 You have the most beautiful smile

[@paiute6911]

“What would you do? Even if you knew what to do, you wouldn't know what to do.” -The Road-

[@Logcly]

The spread is the way the BBs in a shot gun shell spread out after it leaves the barrel. It helps hit smaller birds or rabbits with less accuracy.

[@NoProtocol]

Learn something new every day

[@wallybacon22]

There are different “types” of BB’s as well. Bird shot are the smallest diameter BB’s, Buck shot are bigger diameter and less BB’s than bird shot. The last is a slug. This is 1 big BB and the most similar to a regular bullet.

[@matthewschafer6359]

I'm not a proper per say but I do stock pike some supplies simply because I want options. Natural distasters are my man concern, there were people killing each other and even making spears after hurricane Katrina. All most people need is to buy extra water and canned food every month, a little at a time, at not tell anyone because if anyone knows you have extra as soon as something happens they'll be knocking on your door. Having guns and ammunition and learning how to use them, beyond shooting stationary paper, is also a good idea. I only spend about $20 a month buying something here and there. My goal is to be able to shelter in place for 2 weeks, if order isn't restored after that then it might not be.

[@fishnolle]

There's this book called World War Z. It's been made into a Brad Pitt movie but is NOTHING like the book. I would recommend the audiobook version, it is set up in interviews with the ones who surrivived the event. Where it started. What happened. All over the world. Mark Hamill does the interviewers voice. 🙏💜

[@Khaos768]

I haven't read the book but sounds... intriguing: "Pride and prejudice and zombies".

[@JesseJosephKnox]

I looooove zombie movies. As someone who doesn't have much other overlap with the typical demographic of a prepper, I find the entire thing fascinating. I honestly see nothing wrong with it; at worst, it's a hobby, right? I read Max Brooks' The Zombie Survival Guide years ago and have always sort of wanted to be a prepper guy. Ha, but just never fully committed.

[@bohs2000]

I don't run for a bus, I'm not gonna run for an extra day of survival in Zombie world.

[@JLAShazam]

Anything with him and nia(his wife) are sooooooo good! Easily the best videos to enjoy She brings a female dynamic to his craziness

[@PaulGuy]

I asked a friend of mine who's a neuroscientist how close we are to a zombie "virus" or whatever happening. She said it would only take one bad lab experiment and a containment problem. Take that as you will.

[@KevinBrown-lv2fk]

would love to see / hear your thoughts on jim jefferies gun control opinion

[@xFurashux]

Bill has podcast every Monday and Thursday on spotify where he talks about everything that comes to his mind.

[@willvr4]

Ahhhh this clip was cut so short lol I've seen him live once and he's a genius. I love his style of starting off with a ridiculous premise that makes you uncomfortable, and then weaves in and out until you agree with him haha. "Ya know, that's the funny thing about Hitler...hold on, let me get through this thought."

[@gravy106]

So Bill is in your top 5, I would really love to hear the other 4, currently of course LOL

[@moonskeetz]

I would be more wary of fellow survivors than brain dead zombies. Imagine the PTSD you would get from the possibly of getting sniped.

[@MikinessAnalog]

His wife has a sense of humor and is hilarious, Ive heard her. Plus she's prolly super tolerant cause she lives with a hothead lol

[@wayjamus2775]

Some time ago, I lived in an area that had a major ice storm that knocked down a lot of power lines all around the village my house was in. By the grace of God, we weren't affected but within a mile radius there were people who were without power for almost 2 months. So in realistic terms, I would prepare for maybe that long with food, etc. I grew up hunting, have all the guns I need. I don't care about zombies LOL I care about me and the people I love being able to survive a rough patch. That also involves other people, friends, relatives who would care for each other. If I had to go it alone in a situation like a post-nuclear ghost world scenario, I probably wouldn't last long.

[@garybabcock489]

Thanks for sharing a laugh

[@richiesalazar6340]

One barrel for you and one barrel for me, super funny 😂

[@Litematter73]

A lot of us don’t prepare for doomsday. We prepare for realistic scenarios that could happen where you live. Black out, fire, tornado, hurricane, flooding, job loss, panic buying or just simply getting ill. The only thing I have prepared for doomsday is 🍿but I don’t have many family that’s close or kids so i don’t have those other scenarios to worry about.

[@JuannyPoo]

More Bill Burr!! :)

[@patpatterson12]

I'm not a prepper, but I have accumulated quite a few firearms over the years (12 rifles, 4 shotguns, 16 pistols). Summer of 2021, I read Taylor Schumann's book "When Thoughts and Prayers Aren't Enough," in which she relates her own experience about being shot while working at a college. I was convicted of my own insensitivity toward people who were targets of gun violence, so, after discussion with my wife, we agreed to contribute to the local family violence an amount equal to my investment in guns, ammo, and equipment. If you think you'd like to try it, rent a .22 pistol at your local firing range, and see how it goes. A Ruger SR22 is what I bought my gift-from-God, happily-ever-after trophy wife Vanessa, the elegant, foxy, praying black grandmother of Woodstock, GA. I'm right there with you, though, on not wanting to survive an apocalypse of ANY type. My body relies completely on things produced a long way off, and brought to my store and pharmacy in trucks driving on interstates. Peace be on your household.

[@mikeross1984]

I'm a big 2nd amendment advocate, mainly because of a saying. "When seconds matter, the police are only minutes away"

[@jamaelbaskerville4547]

I just click the videos with no sound just to watch her smile… i gush I’m weak..

[@johnmassey2980]

My favourite post-apocalyptic book is The Children of Men by P.D. James. It was also adapted into an excellent film in 2006.

[@iamstrider1375]

man I love BIll Burr, so funny :)

[@Legather]

For zombie books I like the Monster Trilogy; Monster Island, M Nation and M Planet. The usp is that in the midst of the zombie outbreak/apocalypse we find that the thing that makes zombies dumb is the oxygen deprivation to the brain while the body dies and reanimates and a handful of people intentionally or accidentally manage to avoid this and become 'liches', intelligent undead with unique abilities for the small price of needing to eat people for their lifeforce.

[@xtldc]

There is a song called how to survive the apocalypse by NYC rapper ill bill - I doubt he’s much of a prepper since he lives in the city, but from my (also non-prepper) point of view, it appears to full of pretty reasonable sounding lessons.

[@AnderDoUrden]

It's not zombies but post apocalyptic: I'd suggest "Swan Song" by Robert R. McCammon (actually the audiobook on Audible is pretty good, if you can't find a physical copy or the ebook)

[@NoProtocol]

I’ve actually read this one, good choice (:

[@AnderDoUrden]

@@NoProtocol awesome

[@AnderDoUrden]

@@zhollamychalis4252 sooner or later I'll listen to it again too

[@actionalex3611]

Recent subscriber so i´m not that familiar with You yet. Would love to see you react to - David Cross: Why America Sucks at Everything. Not as bad as the title would have you believe. David Cross with the gravel institute go through things like health and workrelated topics in the US and compare them with the rest of the world. I really like the way your mind works. It´s like I usually have some notion after watching a clip what you´re gonna talk about and in what way you agree or disagree with the content.. However You constantly surprise me and i really get something out of it,. Thanks, from Sweden Btw Love Bill Burr

[@stevenruvolo499]

Pride, Prejudice with Zombies is always a good one. Jane Austen's best work i'd say. lol. yeah it is an actual movie

[@thenamethatwasntaken2314]

What most people don't realize about a "zombie apocalypse" is that in any scenario where 99+% of the population died suddenly, the remaining 1>% would have enough canned food, flour, and/or rations to last for years, perhaps even decades before they would have to rely on seasonal crops. Violence is good for drama, but in reality when everybody has x10 supplies it would be a needless risk.

[@ravenward626]

It's easy to dismiss preppers and mormons for setting aside supplies, or generating some themselves as unnecessary precautions; but there are certainly potential benefits. By owning and maintaining their own property they insulate themselves from rent increases. By growing some of their own food they insulate themselves from supply chain disruptions in and international economy. There were people who weathered the great depression of the 1930's gracefully by not being dependent on fluctuating markets. Also, in times of hyperinflation many of the goods and land they posses can appreciate with their use value, as opposed to cash holdings. Just like Bill was suggesting security can also be a concern. I've read several architectural guides that catered to preppers and you might be surprised what effects can be achieved without modifying a home's appearance. As long as you account for the extra weight you can make almost any wall resistant to even high caliber small arms fire. Less need to worry about who's in behind a wall if your bullets wont pass through them.

[@markbrynteson5141]

You got to keep humanity going!

[@stevewolfe1768]

I would highly recommend doing commentary on some of denzell Washington's motivational speeches on several subjects .they truly give food for thought in life

[@edwarddean7]

There's an interview with Conan where he talks about guns and all, I think Elija Wood was there too, it was hilarious

[@DonArques]

If I were in a zombie outbreak, assuming that zombies cant maintain their bodyheat like most living things can, all you have to do is to go somewhere really cold :)

[@crazysinister420]

The lack of zombie attacks in the past 😂😂😂

[@hjermsted22]

The Walking Dead graphic novels (they preceded the show) are excellent. They're the only comic books that literally make me sweat while reading them.