Bill Burr & Patrice O'Neal on God, Religion and Race War

Bill Burr, Bill Burr,, opie and anthony, God, Religion, Race War

[@Garf2O]

rip patrice and burrs hair

[@MBeist-vi7ho]

Hahhaa

[@s3340985]

honestly though Bill always had a really shitty haircut, so he now looks even better without hair and yeah, rip Patrice

[@zeroireland]

Two great losses of colour

[@somegeezer6439]

@@zeroireland 😂😂

[@Stoic-ds4so]

@@zeroireland damn bruh 💀😂😭

[@rustykuntz94]

Crazy this is 13 years old already

[@zekehooper]

still funny

[@BeyondBlueBallsPodcast]

Feels like yesterday ay

[@johnnyconnors4167]

Yeah Anthony going to start dating this video any day now

[@jhonathanmarquez9987]

14 now

[@drgonzo1971]

@Mr Smiles more like 26

[@LordKingWise]

Patrice O'Neal and Bill Burr had great comedic chemistry...O&A...classic...O_O

[@LiberalsArePoop]

It's a chemistry that was the result of having known each other for years. Many of the guys on the show were friends for years. I think Norton introduced the guys to Vos, who then introduced them to Patrice... it was that kind of thing where there was already history long before these guys came together on O&A.

[@slamfreepoetry1845]

Gemini and Sagittarius. Opposite and Impish both

[@landryprichard6778]

When Opie gets a good one...which is rare...he fucking milks the shit out of it.

[@yoloswag_8172]

Bill burr was not even in the audioclip

[@awkwardoddysee4438]

Very true Morpheus 👍

[@TonyStark-wc3ih]

Bill burr is funny as hell. He said God is looking down at the planet and said dude I didn't say that and that's not Me in that picture LMAO.

[@V4Now]

He conveyed genuine confusion 😄

[@edwardicus4]

"I can slap my wife again - praise Jesus" that was a good one Bill slipped in there

[@BIGNOSEPOPPA]

That was cumia who said that

[@timothycarr5707]

It wasn't that good.

[@Ravell52]

Yeah, it was.

[@justjackman]

Made me laugh

[@hunternorth8817]

Hilarious example of religious delusion. I cannot attest to the truth of what he said there, but have you ever seen that stuff? Fuck, I believe that they tried to sell a walmart bath towel like it was blessed by the hand of Jesus himself.

[@TexasTags]

25:50 Best Combination of NY Words together ever lmao love it

[@JackBirdbath]

When I go to heaven upon my death, I want to hear everything Patrice O’Neal said about everything that happened since he left us far too soon.

[@corywiedenbeck1562]

What makes you think you are going my friend?

[@loopseeker]

no way patrice is in heaven. not after everything he did to that fat bitch from the wiz.

[@charlesmcauliffe1424]

I want to hear his opinion on every movie that’s come out since his death

[@AU-pu9vl]

I fucking laughed out loud. I feel the same way my brother

[@benitofranklyn4237]

If there's a heaven, I hope Patrice hasn't spent a single second worrying about whatever bs is going on down here

[@Charlie_Alpha_Lima]

I love Bill Burr to bits. Him and Patrice go so well together

[@daw329]

'that sweater country' - Patrice O'Neal

[@mr.theodore6489]

I love to hear Patrice laugh. Even if I missed the joke, I laugh because I know it had to be funny because Patrice is laughing.

[@WiseAilbhean]

I was waiting for Bill Burr's voice and didn't realise he was chiming in the entire time. Man has his voice changed. in the last 10 years.

[@BenDover-de7tf]

Mic quality also

[@TheKbcolson]

I found out about Patrice O'neal after his death through Bill Burr. Damned. I'm trying my best to catch up.

[@kieranhyland]

same. I heard about him from Mark Normand. So much Patrice content on YT, unreal.

[@geronimocat]

Certified OG

[@lenhudson8194]

@@geronimocat he is.

[@bfarzady5212]

"Jew sandwiches" Brilliant!

[@rustykuntz94]

B Farzady “ Can I have some fried Jew please.” 😆

[@slamfreepoetry1845]

I died. 💀👍

[@firstname163]

😂

[@mohammadbahrami9859]

I love them as comics .bill burr is my all time favorite. but there are iranian jews living in Iran they got multiple synagogues. please don't believe the media.

[@Looneyboy]

@@mohammadbahrami9859 wdym

[@Shinji91]

That last bit with the dude with the accent KILLED me.

[@silverronjmarcellais6354]

"can slap my wife again,praise Jesus!!" In that southern accent, Fuckin hilarious, I'm still laughing!

[@SouthAfricanAmerica]

25:25 when the Jersey Italian calls in this ENTIRE joke goes OFF the rails 😂😂😂 perfect ending

[@bryancollins3695]

Ay-ay-ay! It's Brooklyn! :)

[@patmagroyn6230]

Anthony called the mayor of Louisiana crazy and insane but in hindsight we went to Iraq for nothing

[@paullandis5524]

True but if you look up this mayor he actually went to jail for stealing money I don’t know if he’s still in jail but he did do time

[@BREAKocean]

​@@paullandis5524 dayumm

[@stanleyfranks9891]

“Five minute dog” Lmao I fucking adore Patrice Lumumba Malcolm O'Neal🙏🏻🥰

[@Bill-ou7zp]

He said five headed

[@relaxationmeditation499]

Patrice saved my life. Maybe Bill was onto something.

[@AG-ng7ls]

“This nigga can fart and destroy the world” Bahahaha fuck I miss Patrice we need him now more then ever! R.I.P.!

[@jdubya7]

lmfao.. when Patrice said "Flashlight"...

[@ThutoMolefi]

I never understood that part

[@petercampbell183]

I visited Iran in 1979, just after the revolution and before the hostage taking. Teheran had modern Western-style Universities and relative freedom for women. Then the shit hit the fan.

[@billtheone3467]

A couple people got cheated on by their wives and stopped that shit real quick

[@rockandroller80]

Genius as always. Thanks for the upload

[@3ossomok588]

we miss Patrice

[@YOUR_neighbor25]

I’m black and the racist part was the FUNNIEST PART lol I’m walking around my store tryin to sound like them and my boss is like wtf

[@biglicker4473]

mack mcentire 😂😂😂 you silly

[@killerofvikings3577]

So they weren't in Iraq under false pretenses???

[@joeydarko4354]

"lost his mind"? This mayor sounds woke af! LMFAO!! 🧐🤣🤣

[@angeleye8953]

Hate to go here ....they just white man....its true.Proven nothin' was there and they just....they gone root for they team regardless.

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

(((false pretenses)))

[@Y2JLionHeart]

18:43 Burr's question there always gets me. 😂

[@TheAbielBeluts]

19:28 "Ahhh you got me...I was tryna hide it." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ian-cz9bv]

I wish Patrice could see the world today what an amazing human being

[@fergizzo]

As someone who doesnt really belive in god, i feel like a natural disaster is one of the more likely things i could see him being responsible for.

[@JohnDoe-yk3ji]

So you're an atheist because of your fear of consequences, just like the pathology of religious people believing in heaven because of fear of death. That's fine by me, but most atheists I chat too won't admit it, and shitting on religious people is a nice way to make ourselves feel better about our own faulty heuristics.

[@propaganja7264]

Not gon lie Bill burr is funny as shit him and Patrice goin back n forth bit for bit would be epic just pure freestyle jokes

[@frankystrings]

Anthony's Rural voice is fucking on point 4:15

[@ValiantKnight7983]

holy shit opie actually had some bangers in this one

[@JohnnysBurner]

Anointed Cloth, Same shit as the "Miracle Spring Water” commercial that comes on late night

[@kaecake9575]

"I want to love women like how I love my dogs. My dogs need me but they don't act like they don't." ~Patrice O'Neal

[@thepope9023]

Patrice was an angel. a true gift from god.

[@smartbart80]

lol a classic Opie pivot from the funny at the end

[@DisgruntledPigumon]

"Happy Birthday, Patreeeshh"

[@sca8217]

>>CAR CRASH

[@T-P.]

Whats the point of including the last caller in the video if you will cut it right after?

[@MrAlecksTv]

does anyone remember what episode Patrice was on when They did a Presidents Day Car sale commercial with Anthony?

[@verynice126]

Idk. But I can't wait to find it. Lol

[@theimpeccable1069]

25:20 I love the comedic freestyle of Patrice, Bill & Ant of Joe from Brooklyn (Sounds Jersey raised & moved to Brooklyn.. idk! 😂)

[@lostlines7533]

My favourite

[@JargonMadjin]

Pastor Patrice: "God punishes the people that pray to him." Hardcore Christians: *confusion* Norm Macdonald: "Now you don't know what to do."

[@urizen666]

Flaming tire around the neck is called; Necklacing

[@HamboneyGamezYT]

Patrice was the buffer between Opue and Anthony..Sirius XM should pay his family for Making and Keeping that shows ratings so high....

[@buttayobread505]

That was the greatest phone call i've ever heard

[@AcidRant1]

This is gold

[@mornehuman6723]

It's called a Necklace. The South African thing with the tire.

[@moetwice7878]

Patrice singing flashlight has me in fucking tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@trappinout18]

Reverend just justified my new support of Bush trying to ignore katrina relief.

[@kingtana00]

Mexicans why dont they roast my kind. Lmao

[@MS-it9vv]

frankie quintana I’m amazed that you posted this comment 8 months ago as of this writing, and haven’t been slammed by dozens of racist comments. 🤣. Well done KZbin!

[@DCMA247]

God Bless all these comics.. Patrice saved my life many of times. I put him on when I get down on life or about god or just anything and it's like he knows what to say or says stuff that helps or opens my eyes in a different way.. or.. just makes me laugh to forget.

[@tobythompson5945]

Man, I wish Patrice was still with us.

[@declined7]

"That goofy country the sweater name" 😂

[@melvinwren]

why people always talkin bout how you can leave before a hurricane, you probably have never been in that situation. theres dozens of hurricanes every year. we supposed to call off work every week and drive upstate or what? pretty sure most the time the news tells you a hurricanes coming in a week it ends up going two states over or dying at the coast aomewhere else. imagine they give two week warnings for earthquakes. would you leave every time they put out a warning?

[@Niketic88]

Damn Anthony and Bill have similar voices

[@nateb606]

It got cut right before the Jim Norton rant...

[@unnf9971]

I find the lack of Joe Pesci jokes disturbing

[@kdragonballz]

Patrice sounds like him sometimes.

[@gavinblakeway]

Typical Opie to derail the comedians when it is getting hilarious

[@markferguson5924]

Wow, Opie actually introduced an interesting subject. His anti-social, make-it-hurt meanness could have been the source for truly amazing humor - if you changed everything else about that fool.

[@HOTSTUDish]

i don't know

[@jamesmcclaren9759]

Who dafak is Katrina?! 😂

[@gart9680]

I anoint cloth every night, just before I go to bed.

[@Opie..]

Which O&A is this from?

[@jonsamuels9245]

So........The mayor "lost his mind" because he said they were in Iraq under false pretenses??? 😅 In hind sight he obviously was AHEAD of most if us!

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

He lost his mind because he said the hurricane was God’s fault. He’s trying to deflect responsibility from him & his administration for the botched Katrina response by bringing up Iraq. Looks like you fucking fail for his rhetoric like a dumbass.

[@chilliwraslin2510]

"like if God is hearing them and is pulling some Jedi Mind Tricks on the Iraqi's" 😂

[@hershbackridin]

that Opie comment about iraq made me laugh very rare lol

[@craigmoreland9569]

Ever Heard of...JUDGMENT?

[@johng9095]

Is Joe from Brooklyn the bagel shop short guy?

[@mrblaze187]

Conjur up the rock? Haha

[@justjackman]

The sweater country...? Kashmir 😂

[@V4Now]

What has he said about the current plague, I wonder?🤔

[@aMaZkNiPa]

25:50 that you bagel guy?

[@user-im4wl2ci5n]

10:00, 25:20, 27:10

[@machestro7]

19 people are Opie Purists who are outraged that he said something actually funny at 19:15.

[@g1grace]

18:30-20:00 _I don't know lol_

[@jamesspoklie2085]

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[@thewhat531]

Sir Mix-A-Lot's a funny guy

[@peterdelaosiris6067]

Patrice and Shannon Sharpe the most manly men with female names!

[@Logicalpsycho2323]

Tss, Tss, Why not hissicane? Or theiracane?

[@nimish1811993]

RIP Patrice. Dude couldn't be more wrong about Kashmir

[@dylanhamilton1645]

Opie is the worst. I didnt realize he could actually stop a show dead in its tracks like he does. Hes a pro.

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

His remark about praying to Satan was hilarious

[@laminebaazi4376]

poor italian guy

[@NotTheRealCodyDean]

I wish Patrice was still here in 2020 to here his take on this horse shit lol

[@franky1pro1]

2:28 the problem is that Muslims and Christians worship THE SAME GOD.

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

Objectively I agree with you. But a lot of die hard Christians and Muslims will say they’re not. It’s fucking frustrating. The Bible & the Quran should be bridging these people together seeing as they’re basically the same book but instead, in some sick twisted irony, they’re weaponized against each other.

[@ghfudrs93uuu]

Yet, Jewish, Christian and Muslim God are vastly different. They want different things, they mean different things, their relationships with their followers are different.

[@aoiscomedytv]

“Stay Alive Patrice!!!” Years later after ur death, still no Jesus arrival. 😂😂😂😂

[@Prisoner_X]

Based mayor

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

Damn if Patrice were still around he’d have kept Anthony in check from going off the deep end

[@robertjohnson3786]

Damn I miss the big man.

[@Goosinator420]

Opie you stopped all the fun

[@thENDweDIE]

If we lost gravity for 60 seconds we would lose our orbit with the Sun and the massive black hole in the center of our galaxy everything would go Rogue every celestrial body everything everybody dead dead dead dead dead

[@ubaygaper6349]

11:19

[@chris060372]

10:00 Patrice: "... that goofy country--er, the sweater...". Anthony: "Cashmere." What a combination. Patrice, Bill, Anthony and Jim. Please, if someone reads this and later goes on to invent a time machine, can you go back and tell Patrice to eat more salads. What a goddamn loss.

[@Elguapoe]

I'd tell him to not bring up all these conspiracies on radio too.

[@bkn4]

And Opie

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Ginger hack

[@dan2419]

He Speaks the Truth!!!!! You are doing us all a dis service!

[@justink4060]

Kashmir*

[@n.kelati]

22:56 "stay alive patrice" :'(

[@TeddyBremmer]

This hurt

[@DanielGarcia-qm7vv]

@E Cox Right because your god Pat died 🤦🏽‍♂️. Come on with that.

[@Jfishing11]

Every KZbin Patrice clip he looks like a black odd job from 007 hahahhah

[@PS-lv1mr]

underrated comment bro

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

25:20 When they start roasting that Italian guy from Brooklyn is the best part.. Lmao!

[@joshuathomas5626]

I thought it was jim Norton at first lol

[@apa1669]

The Unknown Psycho pp

[@rustykuntz94]

“These fucking Moolies!” Angela shut the fuck up!” That was the best part of this whole video

[@teckzilla108]

@@rustykuntz94 Angie, what did I say? What did I say Angie? LMAOO

[@eight_hundred_eighteen]

"Angela, shut da fuck up"

[@creeg84]

19:00 “I don’t know “ laugh my ass off. Miss these guys together.

[@jcnot9712]

26:49 lmao I can’t believe Patrice got that guy to laugh about it after that angry stream of consciousness. That guy sounded about ready to go pick a bar fight or some shit.

[@KerkinWayno]

My ni66a donation is broken”😂😂😂😂😂

[@NxDoyle]

It's such a strange thing that God would send hurricanes to the same parts of America year after year, cyclones to the same parts of Australia, typhoons to the same parts of Asia.

[@brandonwiley4054]

Don't forget tornadoes and earthquakes

[@Lorendrawn]

Watching this in the middle a typhoon in Asia rn. Doesn't feel like God's giving any particular attention - good or bad - to this place. Just feels like it's rainy and windy over here.

[@DanielGarcia-qm7vv]

11:40 "Turn sand into ants" Patrice you are my general man!

[@darkskinwhite]

I laughed at that too lol geeked

[@bithynian3700]

" Satan? I'm low on men, i could really use an army of the undead.,to walk the Earth " - Ant (I laughed so hard for this one :) .Ant, ur the man