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BILL BURR- SHITTING ON MODELS & ACTRESSES!

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Half And Jai

Half And Jai

Күн бұрын

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@Honyakusha
@Honyakusha 2 жыл бұрын
"You ate your way in! You can walk your way out!" -Bill Tzu 2022
@Dinosaurs_with_laser_guns
@Dinosaurs_with_laser_guns 2 жыл бұрын
YOU put the cookies in there!
@a.hthejoker
@a.hthejoker Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@heatheroneal7428
@heatheroneal7428 2 жыл бұрын
A couple years later and y'all 2 are still by far my favorite couple to watch. Y'all always bring the awesome energy!! GOOD VIBES BABY GOOD VIBES
@andreamartinez6929
@andreamartinez6929 2 жыл бұрын
As a big girl I am.not offended by Bill Burr at all . lol u put the cookies in there
@ljf6322
@ljf6322 2 жыл бұрын
Mine too! BOOM!
@bigredfella13
@bigredfella13 Жыл бұрын
Their energy is contagious lol
@robertdevoogt9558
@robertdevoogt9558 8 ай бұрын
She’s laughing about the todler story, what a dumdass 🤡🤡🤡
@grimmlight4541
@grimmlight4541 4 ай бұрын
You 2 are still my favourite* What is with this Y'all.
@foma42
@foma42 2 жыл бұрын
"You ate your way in--you can walk your way out." Love it
@billypeer4448
@billypeer4448 2 жыл бұрын
I find Bill Burr fascinating. He makes me think deeper than my comfort zone. I come here because of you two. Hey from Idaho.
@EliasOda
@EliasOda 2 жыл бұрын
This was well deserved comedy gold. Sensitive people need too take a concrete pill and harden the EF Up.
@kitfisto1847
@kitfisto1847 2 жыл бұрын
I've never heard it said like that and I will be saying it like that from now on lol love it!!
@jeremyhodge9029
@jeremyhodge9029 2 жыл бұрын
Facts 100% I grew up watch Richard prayer, Eddie Murphy, Redd Fox, and George Carlin. Come on now. I love all the all school comedians
@ashleyk327
@ashleyk327 2 жыл бұрын
When you degrade women fuck that shit
@NYC_Goody
@NYC_Goody Жыл бұрын
You know what's even softer? You clowns who get upset at others who don't enjoy the same comedy as you. Imagine someone someone just assuming you're sensitive and soft and triggered just because you didn't find their comedy funny. You'd be like the fuck is this fool talking about? Not everyone who doesn't like burr is a sensitive triggered person. And I say this as burr being my favorite comedian. He's in the same vain as Chapelle and there's a whole type of audience who don't fuck with that. And that's OKAY
@emc8271
@emc8271 2 жыл бұрын
I’m cracking up atJai cracking up😂🤣 I would love to be her friend she seems so chill and just cool to hang around. Love you guys you definitely get a chuckle out of me when I watch your videos
@DefactoStyle
@DefactoStyle Жыл бұрын
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I love you guys as a couple. Y'all's chemistry is amazing, your reactions are great, and both of you all are beautiful. Thank you for putting content out there for us.
@chuckdeal3971
@chuckdeal3971 2 жыл бұрын
The way you two enjoy each other is awesome . That’s why I watch you two . The fact you share that enjoyment with others is cool as hell I think
@susanlombardi3845
@susanlombardi3845 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is 💯 spot on. Thats what makes it so funny
@GisaHuut
@GisaHuut 2 жыл бұрын
You definitely gotta be able to laugh at yourself and i love bill, he's human and sees the humor in life for what it is. Worth laughing at! Wishing you two all the Best! Feeling the Good Vibes!
@sf0tacticalguy
@sf0tacticalguy 2 жыл бұрын
Jai? Listen to me, carefully. You are absolutely 💯% GORGEOUS! You're gorgeous not just because of your shape but, that beautiful smile and that laugh. Don't ever listen to anyone that implies anything different. My man Half had excellent judgment when he chose his life partner.
@anatos1722
@anatos1722 2 жыл бұрын
its all about womens attitude mate! and Jai is pretty!
@alfonsomendez9787
@alfonsomendez9787 2 жыл бұрын
****** Is a great name, so his husband can’t find you...
@sf0tacticalguy
@sf0tacticalguy 2 жыл бұрын
@@alfonsomendez9787 Apparently, my comment went over your head. And no, the ***s are because I don't feel the need to take credit personally, for everything that I post on the Internet. Unless I've ever shared something with you on FB, you'll never know my name and don't need to.
@charissakington606
@charissakington606 Жыл бұрын
A great sense of humor and ability to just laugh - even at yourself - is the healthiest thing! People are too soft! Love you guys! And Jai - ypu are GORGEOUS!
@andreamartinez6929
@andreamartinez6929 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao Im fat and I laugh every time I hear you put the cookies in there .
@ColemanJRimer
@ColemanJRimer Жыл бұрын
"Just bein' honest. Come on we're outside, we're in the woods." hahahaha
@stevenbridge6961
@stevenbridge6961 2 жыл бұрын
Madden is one of the few games that truly frustrates me so I totally feel you Half lol. Especially because I grew up playing football so you really get into the game. I was a left tackle so when one of the offensive linemen messes up in the game it drives me CRAZY!!!! Lol
@terrymcnally4066
@terrymcnally4066 2 жыл бұрын
Keep the laughs rolling!! You guys got me cracking up !!!
@macmcgee7361
@macmcgee7361 2 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr reactions brought me to you two. Your like brothers & sistas from a different family. It’s all good to have these family get-togethers on KZbin & just like family, we laugh, cry, argue and feel each other’s pain. We all live our own lives & meet every so often with family & feel the good vibes 😎.
@40ozmangi
@40ozmangi 2 жыл бұрын
Comedy is everything... Love to Laugh :)
@joshuakeesee1067
@joshuakeesee1067 2 жыл бұрын
I act goofy around my wife all the time, I like it when she smirks and giggles at the things I say and do.
@tonyng4300
@tonyng4300 2 жыл бұрын
You guys’ laughters are therapeutic and contagious !
@hillgirlstacy4103
@hillgirlstacy4103 2 жыл бұрын
At my age I'm carrying an extra chunk of weight. I consider myself attractive, but no way in hell I want to see myself ass up on a magazine cover. Seriously.
@markbrown4955
@markbrown4955 Жыл бұрын
You ate your way in, you can walk your way out 🤣🤣🤣
@ljf6322
@ljf6322 2 жыл бұрын
We all proud Patriots! I love you all too. Even haters
@wellwouldyalookitthat
@wellwouldyalookitthat 2 жыл бұрын
"Those who need love most, are those that deserve it the least"
@ljf6322
@ljf6322 2 жыл бұрын
@@wellwouldyalookitthat Amen!
@jetdr
@jetdr 2 жыл бұрын
He is 100% absolutely correct. He was in the woke center of the universe! Red Rocks Colorado!! They get offended if you tell them an Orange is Orange…
@nickstore3374
@nickstore3374 2 жыл бұрын
Dope ass Pink Floyd shirt
@tomking7080
@tomking7080 Жыл бұрын
Bill is 100% right about what he said about shame and fat people
@MrVpassenheim
@MrVpassenheim 2 жыл бұрын
On top of being funny, Bill Burr teaches IMPORTANT cultural lessons. This generation thinks that being totally in to yourself for ANY and ALL reasons is a good thing. NO, it is NOT. Some behavior is SHAMEFUL. Some lifestyles ARE toxic. To not recognize that is to play with a loaded gun and think nothing will ever happen.
@wifeofagrumpyoldmarine428
@wifeofagrumpyoldmarine428 2 жыл бұрын
I love Bill Burr! He makes my sides hurt! Everybody has weight issues! Most normal people can’t hold a candle to those Victoria Secret-type ‘goddesses’. I was looking at my gut and laughing! He’s right! That’s what makes him so funny! We all have to laugh at life, or we will all be miserable. Life is hard enough.
@donnilloyd1355
@donnilloyd1355 2 жыл бұрын
REALITY can sound mean when you want to ignore it. LMMFAO, Bill Burr shows that.
@tomassoejakto
@tomassoejakto Жыл бұрын
"This is supposed to be a motivational talk" LMAO
@darrensteele3365
@darrensteele3365 2 жыл бұрын
🔥 🔥 🔥 love and respect to you both.
@kjl6039
@kjl6039 2 жыл бұрын
I do not like cussing either. My dad was an English teacher. He would always say that cussing was a sign of ignorance.
@cindyv1401
@cindyv1401 Жыл бұрын
Two Halfs make a whole 😂🤣 You two are perfectly perfect ❣️
@pmatz
@pmatz 2 жыл бұрын
you put the cookies in there !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@paulrawn9093
@paulrawn9093 2 жыл бұрын
We need Bill Burr in the UK, maybe he can get rid off our sugar tax. I have to pay extra money for chocolate etc because some people can't control themselves
@LUckybones25
@LUckybones25 Жыл бұрын
In the US you have to pay more for healthy foods. Sugar is dirt cheap.
@gloriatribble8786
@gloriatribble8786 Жыл бұрын
We need to take time to laugh 😂 we have to start laughing and making someone laugh
@nomejodan4232
@nomejodan4232 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣Bill Burr kills me... Great video... Stay Blessed
@TheTopStarz
@TheTopStarz 2 жыл бұрын
For anyone who wants to watch the stand up, it's on Netflix in the UK, not sure if it's available everywhere, it's too funny
@stephenforman8816
@stephenforman8816 2 жыл бұрын
Madden, 2k, and for me it was NCAA Football that took me there! I had to actually have a talk with myself and purposely not go nuts lol! I ABSOLUTELY feel you good sir!😂😂😡🤬
@himurahaibara1459
@himurahaibara1459 Жыл бұрын
He wasn't wrong about women eliminating competition by fake support. I saw that in high school.
@jimandkarishma7626
@jimandkarishma7626 Жыл бұрын
You guys are so cute love your intro!
@arthurdonachy
@arthurdonachy 2 жыл бұрын
you are the luckiest guy on the planet; work on different ways to make that woman laugh, it is such a joyous sound
@sneakypreacher
@sneakypreacher 2 жыл бұрын
Man, I fucking LOVE you guys! Y'all have such positive attitudes compared to alot of people on KZbin. I've been watching yalls videos for a long time now and I haven't really commented...but I am now! Keep doing what ya do! Much love!
@wellwouldyalookitthat
@wellwouldyalookitthat 2 жыл бұрын
Sneaky preacher Lol uh oh. Watch out, y'all 😂 love that username. Had me crackin' up
@sneakypreacher
@sneakypreacher 2 жыл бұрын
@@wellwouldyalookitthat Just for that, ya know what? I love yo ass too! 😂😂😂
@sneakypreacher
@sneakypreacher 2 жыл бұрын
@@wellwouldyalookitthat I've had this username since the 90's. Remember that preacher Jimmy Swaggert who got busted with that prostitute and then went on national TV crying for forgiveness? Anyway, that shit was really funny to me, so that's what inspired this user name. 😂😂😂
@MelissaDalehite-ey4bu
@MelissaDalehite-ey4bu 3 ай бұрын
You can walk your way out. How funny is he. I love you guys .😊😊😊 you are not big. Can't stop laughing.
@aarteestmj4958
@aarteestmj4958 2 жыл бұрын
Your reactions are so great because you get Bill’s timing
@kevindickerson9513
@kevindickerson9513 2 жыл бұрын
Bill burr has become my favorite comic he off the chain. God bless
@michaelcant214
@michaelcant214 2 жыл бұрын
Cant find video I left my last comment on few minutes ago. But I left out a very important fact. You guys rock. Exposing Many lies of the political, mainstream media !!! Champions !!!!
@Esipula
@Esipula 2 жыл бұрын
Do it Half lol Catch that fool 🤣🤣🤣
@kevinlee3298
@kevinlee3298 2 жыл бұрын
How can you get mad at someone who speaks the truth no matter how harsh it may be?
@antonioshehu6996
@antonioshehu6996 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like u understand comedy than us and we have to watch you to laugh more at it. My point is that I've watch Bill before, but i laugh more after at it with you reaction! Pls more comedy reactions! Would love also to react to the legend Patrice!
@donniegilbert5424
@donniegilbert5424 Жыл бұрын
You guys are so cool, especially when you’re reacting to funny stuff like bill burr. He is truly one of the top 5 comedians.
@Jennx7080
@Jennx7080 10 күн бұрын
I'm old school grew up with Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, George Carlin...now it costs people's career/life if they "offend" anyone
@davemick7216
@davemick7216 2 жыл бұрын
Bill speaks about some foul stuff, but he's never wrong.
@dennispedicone5125
@dennispedicone5125 Жыл бұрын
I love watching you guys, that makes me laugh as much as Bill Burr. You two are great keep the vids coming.
@aeckertcc
@aeckertcc Жыл бұрын
Tha Hannibal Lector line killed me lmfao. I can picture that scene perfectly 😂
@dave131
@dave131 2 жыл бұрын
Burr has a grand total of zero f's to give. Its' glorious lol
@shandelebroyles1099
@shandelebroyles1099 Жыл бұрын
*No wonder you guys get along so well, you both are nuts, lol.* 😂 *It's nice to see.* ❤️❤️
@frankcardinelljr4433
@frankcardinelljr4433 2 жыл бұрын
I agree glad to see you both together
@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE
@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE 2 жыл бұрын
He was so keyed in to how you would take rhe jokes. I felt he was holding back a little at the end for the sake of his woman. He a good one.
@qlej4543
@qlej4543 2 жыл бұрын
There is a video of that bit. Its much funnier with video
@donalddeaton4546
@donalddeaton4546 2 жыл бұрын
Man yall are so freaking cool
@cindyv1401
@cindyv1401 Жыл бұрын
Jai has the sweetest laugh ❣️❣️❣️💯
@Yallstopit
@Yallstopit 2 жыл бұрын
Your reactions are as gold as Bill Burr's material!
@darrinmcallister5898
@darrinmcallister5898 Жыл бұрын
Goofy is keeping it light and keeping it light keeps it happy
@Errors_tus
@Errors_tus 6 ай бұрын
I legit love her vibe
@STMYL2525
@STMYL2525 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao this was great
@raymondreid4987
@raymondreid4987 2 жыл бұрын
What to do, what to do, what to do. You two are the best.
@regardzz
@regardzz 2 жыл бұрын
are you guys doing the black slim shady eminem diss?
@lizpedano1542
@lizpedano1542 Жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh gurllll I love your Pink Floyd shirt... it’s fire 🔥... love you guys
@donalddeaton4546
@donalddeaton4546 2 жыл бұрын
Hey my brother puff puff pass lol
@mikewarker4445
@mikewarker4445 2 жыл бұрын
Hey guys, havent seen you in a bit. Always loved your music and comedy reactions. Have you started doing movies yet. God bless the two of you , hoping your over your health issues
@ShadysMyCat
@ShadysMyCat 7 ай бұрын
The older i get the more i understand Bill. We are such snowflakes. Thank you for the reaction.😊
@christypoe4538
@christypoe4538 2 жыл бұрын
Still in my top 5 reasons I even get on KZbin. Always got the good vibes. Stay beautiful guy's Love&Light babyyy 😘😘😘👁
@blainewicks
@blainewicks 3 ай бұрын
Love Love LOVE THIS!
@dellis2852
@dellis2852 Жыл бұрын
Jai is a precious angel and I love you half.
@wtchtower
@wtchtower 2 жыл бұрын
Food advertisements and more about Food preparation, Food contest. Check also when did School for Culinary Arts started. All that contributed a lot to food consumption, Obisity and Diabetes. Try watching a video or a TV program on food preparation, it won't take long for you to crave for something to eat.
@PatrickJoergensen
@PatrickJoergensen 2 жыл бұрын
8::41 that syncronization is on POINT xD
@keithderouin6658
@keithderouin6658 2 жыл бұрын
You guys are great. Like old school punk rock....real. Love you guys.
@johncampbell829
@johncampbell829 2 жыл бұрын
That dude is bringing back comedy...AKA Eddy Murphy style!! Got offended? THAT'S COMEDY SNOWFLAKE!!!
@hankarmentrout6697
@hankarmentrout6697 9 ай бұрын
I played high level adult Softball and actually my career from T-Ball Thru City Championships I’ve been a part of 26 teams that won whatever league or tourney we played in
@DS-uy6jw
@DS-uy6jw 2 жыл бұрын
Love the Floyd t-shirt!
@seanharadon9440
@seanharadon9440 Жыл бұрын
You 2 would so much fun to hang out with
@papoblu99
@papoblu99 19 күн бұрын
The Philly rant was because the comedy show was like 5 hours long and most of these ppl were blacked out drunk
@KalebStephens-cg4bs
@KalebStephens-cg4bs Жыл бұрын
That's why you need to just man up, hydrate and get your friends together and go out to a park and play a pick up game of whatever sport game you play on your PC! Get real and men, please return back to the old days!!! Seek Truth and Always Keep Moving Forward!!!
@picklefathernurgle2719
@picklefathernurgle2719 Жыл бұрын
Lmao. Was not expecting a sassy child in your intro.
@pureh2oh92
@pureh2oh92 2 жыл бұрын
You guys need to check out Andrew Schulz’ new bit from his new special infamous about abortion!
@melissahill8707
@melissahill8707 2 жыл бұрын
half just be ya self man 👌🤘, love watching you guys such a beautiful couple 🥰💜
@garymacmillan
@garymacmillan Жыл бұрын
Life is too short to be taken seriously. Think you 2 have it right.
@helpmerhondac7722
@helpmerhondac7722 2 жыл бұрын
Love you guys!!!
@joegotstis2718
@joegotstis2718 11 ай бұрын
I’m still kicking myself for missing bill at red rocks
@davidc.5197
@davidc.5197 2 жыл бұрын
Jai has the spirit of an angel
@footloosewill5569
@footloosewill5569 2 жыл бұрын
Im right there with you about madden, half. Ive thrown my controller several times.
@_LVC
@_LVC 2 жыл бұрын
Try Brian Regan emergency room, or some Dave Attell
@brandonpotts54
@brandonpotts54 2 жыл бұрын
Bill is right up there with Dave man.
@sunavanbekkum
@sunavanbekkum 2 жыл бұрын
Hi from the Netherlands to my Good Vibes fam! Can you please please please react on some Katt Williams? Love & Peace
@ashleydoty837
@ashleydoty837 Жыл бұрын
Y'all crack me up 🤣
@andrewbrott7934
@andrewbrott7934 Жыл бұрын
the pink Floyd shirt is freshhh
@melindahayden9313
@melindahayden9313 2 жыл бұрын
Jai I love your laugh too
@dstage64
@dstage64 2 жыл бұрын
You want to laugh? Watch this video "Chewbacca Mom Gets Mask"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@usaintwinnin7312
@usaintwinnin7312 2 жыл бұрын
Half and Jai can y’all PLEASE do HARRY MACKS - RAP COLTRANE EP? I been dying for y’all to do it. * only if y’all ain’t seen it yet.
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