I dunno who tf this guy is... but we need more of him.
@s.c.o.s46724 жыл бұрын
Did you read the title? or are you 20?
@s.c.o.s46724 жыл бұрын
@ let me guess you want a participation medal for telling people when nobody asked?
@onyourface2074 жыл бұрын
@@s.c.o.s4672 knowing someone's name and knowing what he does are completely different, how old are you for you not to understand that...
@s.c.o.s46724 жыл бұрын
@@onyourface207 r/woosh
@maceheath4 жыл бұрын
@@s.c.o.s4672 no one asked
@ross55064 жыл бұрын
This guy just rolls the jokes out without thinking which is next. Never seen him before , but he's hilarious.
@corbinjiang46164 жыл бұрын
Hes not wrong about the slamming phones when hanging up thing. I miss it.😂😂😂
@franklinmiller42704 жыл бұрын
I agree 😂 I enjoy this guy way more than comedians from my own generation
@quentinhicks69994 жыл бұрын
Because its written material smart one..
@IAmTheRealBill4 жыл бұрын
@@quentinhicks6999 so go write down half an hour of jokes, then get on stage and recite them all in a way that makes people actually laugh, then if it’s so easy because it is written.
@minners194 жыл бұрын
@@IAmTheRealBill exactly. A lot of comedy is in the delivery, timing, cadence, etc. Takes some comedians years to hown in on the perfect formula. Some are just naturally gifted, like Robin Williams. 😊
@UteRed3 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of dad where when you visit your friends house you spend the whole time talking to him instead.
@kookadams853 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Lostname533 жыл бұрын
I am the kid that talks to the parents over the kids because I was raised like him so its harder for me to actually enjoy my generation since I hang out with adults and older people because they actually do stuff and I understand them my generation is pathetic
@someonethatisntfunny16223 жыл бұрын
My grandfather was like that. though he already passed away, but he was a great man.
@galina12983 жыл бұрын
@@Lostname53 Good on ya. You sound like our daughter!
@ratsmacker6933 жыл бұрын
He's like when you go to a party and there's a dog
@jimtait62633 ай бұрын
I can’t believe I watched a 39 minute comedy routine that started out with the same old guy talking about how we did it back then. I use “old guy” in a familiar way because I’m old as well. If you’re young or old and have any sense of humor at all, you will be glad you watched. Such a funny man!! He was the guy all his coworkers said “you should be a comic” AND HE DID IT!!!! You sir are a funny, funny man. Great job, and thank you for doing your part on bringing funny back to this world.
@Arfursmallpigeon7 күн бұрын
It's a good thing when you refer to people your own age as old. It means you're still young at heart!
@thomascox75364 жыл бұрын
This guy should take over late night tv. Lots of us would watch again
@v-town19804 жыл бұрын
No chance; he makes fun of snowflake millennials, he isn't ashamed of being Caucasian, and he's proud to be a man.
@shrroom33714 жыл бұрын
v-town1980 everything millennials hate Well I’m one but like I’m not the ones that want to hate this dude for making these jokes
@gailhandschuh11384 жыл бұрын
Thomas Cox. And the info is accurate
@thomascox75364 жыл бұрын
I remember watching Johnny Carson AND Jay Leno make jokes about the president. But they were jokes. Funny, not hateful. Big difference.
@bilbobaggins47104 жыл бұрын
@@v-town1980 amen brother 🙋
@angieh56293 жыл бұрын
What a concept...a comedian that's actually funny, relevant and doesn't need to use a plethora of profanity. He is a much needed breath of fresh air!!
@Sunshine26673 жыл бұрын
Absolutey!
@gilbertdeclerk72153 жыл бұрын
Yep rly refreshing I like his style
@lordbanetheplayer88443 жыл бұрын
I'm not exactly sure that guy's breath is one of fresh air, but I get your point.
@gabriel929123 жыл бұрын
Honestly at some point I was expecting him to start cussing at some time but he doesn’t and it really is a “breath of fresh air”
@brick9753 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaaa I'm tired of the excessive swearing thing too ,but it seems like instead he's resorted to constant "lib-tard bashing" ,phone bad ,and LUL new generation. It only appeals to stubborn conservatives who are scared of any ounce of change. it feels sort of boring
@charliejohnson59783 жыл бұрын
“If you can’t control your own emotions, you’re forced to control other people’s behaviour. That’s why the touchiest, most oversensitive and easily upset must not set the standard for the rest of us.”
@s.g.b.8083 жыл бұрын
Let me guess: the quote is from John Cleese...?🤔
@darylshanley26743 жыл бұрын
Is it? Have to google it now👍
@lauriehealey62553 жыл бұрын
@@s.g.b.808 let me guess your a sjw fool
@s.g.b.8083 жыл бұрын
@@lauriehealey6255 Let me guess: You’re not a fan of Monty Python...?🤔
@bribengal19683 жыл бұрын
Twitter.
@vickiehovatter41373 ай бұрын
OMG. I am by myself watching this. Tears are streaming down my face. I hope the neighbors can't hear me, they will think I am going crazy. This is the funnest comedy I've watched in years Thank you!!!
@teri946118 күн бұрын
Same here! It’s 3am & I’m literally LOL! My kid’s gonna kill me, she has to go to wrk@6am!😮❤😂👵
@Bugsy-34689 күн бұрын
Same here
@jizzmaster41444 жыл бұрын
This is the youngest old guy I’ve ever seen
@phoenixrising70474 жыл бұрын
I've met older young guys.
@jacobmarshall234 жыл бұрын
@@phoenixrising7047 whoa 👐🧠🌋
@phoenixrising70474 жыл бұрын
@@jacobmarshall23 No deciphering emoji's today bro.
@robjk4 жыл бұрын
No. I think he's the oldest young guy I've ever seen.
@DankDaHerbalist4 жыл бұрын
@Epoxygleu actually... Its wow mind blown
@QuayNemSorr3 жыл бұрын
"You know what happened to the dumb kids - They didn't make it!" And I'm hooked
@911-i3x3 жыл бұрын
I wish it was still like this. The new generation makes me think our intelligence decreased significantly.
@druoleary3 жыл бұрын
@@911-i3x that's because it has! Our mothers would yell "in or out" (from slamming doors. So we went out and our parents had no idea how close we came to drowning, falling from great heights, and pummeling each other in rock fights. I got one imbedded in my head from speed biking in the Appalachian mountains.
@ryla223 жыл бұрын
@@druoleary I feel like you think we gen z didn't do this. We did, our parents just never bothered to figure it out, some as yours I guess.
@eustacehendrix96593 жыл бұрын
@@ryla22 You did, most didn't. There's too much to play with now that parents have to kick kids out of the house just so they can get Vitamin D from the sun.
@cameraman45493 жыл бұрын
The Dumb Kids were too
@dalrolaalorlad65213 жыл бұрын
Being funny without being vulgar is such an amazing art. Much respect.
@Powerduo883 жыл бұрын
It should be easy to have good jokes without using profanity but proves to be difficult for many of the "popular" comedians.
@henrylo67733 жыл бұрын
@@Powerduo88 Its easier to misconstrue jokes to intentionally be offended. Individuals now are willing to make a mountain of a molehill.
@Kalon__3 жыл бұрын
Ngl i didn’t even grin.
@MTRandConsulting3 жыл бұрын
Sure is
@cyborgsmurf64463 жыл бұрын
@@Powerduo88 Can't see that profanity is a problem, if a joke is funny then who gives two shits about if it was with or without profanity.
@freddyeltigre23274 ай бұрын
Yah I'm 79 and I'll tell you this guy is right on money! laugh but listen, lot of truth to his jokes, that's why this is so good!
@D3nchanter3 ай бұрын
its not true, but its dumb enough for boomers, you'll notice a lot of grey hair and shakey heads in his audience... and not a lot of percolating ideas
@MrFumblethumbs2 ай бұрын
@@D3nchanterYes it is! You may figure it out someday when you grow up.
@mynameisnotthathardtospell81994 жыл бұрын
Grandpa jokes are like dad jokes that aged like fine wine
@f1awsy4 жыл бұрын
true. h a h a
@judy47924 жыл бұрын
Watch the video of Ray Stephens or Willie Nelson called I'm my own grandpa...you will die laughing. Lol. I promise.
@somewotnormal4 жыл бұрын
Except that HK one. Some bottles are better left unopened.
@codybaas12934 жыл бұрын
Faaax
@Yourehonor4 жыл бұрын
woah double simile
@thumbojr12354 жыл бұрын
Honesty as a 20 year old watching this, he’s making a lot of good points.
@atticgamer31344 жыл бұрын
Lmao as a 22 year old i had those dial phones at home when small, i cant associate with your age nor with older im right inbetween the worlds
@rudolphaswad87234 жыл бұрын
@@atticgamer3134 oh man i can relate to that lol
@drsquid79864 жыл бұрын
*Honestly*
@72cgray4 жыл бұрын
Go ROCKIES!
@logicxhardcorex4 жыл бұрын
@@atticgamer3134 same brother same
@Noir0rioN4 жыл бұрын
Okay... this is a solid, SOLID, extremely well-polished set.
@tacti-cool40224 жыл бұрын
Haha are you saying its a gem or what?
@kinginblack33214 жыл бұрын
That's what experience gets u
@spndrtwentythree52393 жыл бұрын
Lllllllllllllllllllllll
@carmium23 күн бұрын
Did you notice that three or four times, he referred to a previous joke? That works so well in comedy - I'm not even sure why - and it's a standard laugh-getter in improv. He even ended on one!
@christianforbes-so3zl3 ай бұрын
I’ll be watching Brad Upton all night. This dude is speaking’ my language.
@ethanhoard5244 жыл бұрын
I love how he looks at the crowd like they're all his grandkids and he's done telling them a stupid grandpa joke. His smile is awesome
@trickytreyperfected14824 жыл бұрын
"You following me? I shot them all."
@JunCna4 жыл бұрын
That's so bang on
@marylamb77074 жыл бұрын
Omg hes hilarious
@marylamb77074 жыл бұрын
@Dela Flowers Its good to see people with a sense of humor.
@marylamb77074 жыл бұрын
@Dela Flowers If we cant laugh at ourselves were doomed. Might as well be under communism. Take care, stay safe
@danieldeak91414 жыл бұрын
Comedy without cursing? Wow. Rare as a white raven.
@thetruej78724 жыл бұрын
I know right? Crazy.
@milliondoughnut66844 жыл бұрын
4:59
@donaldleroy65024 жыл бұрын
Is that a racist joke?
@milliondoughnut66844 жыл бұрын
@@donaldleroy6502 nah
@jamisonlynch64374 жыл бұрын
ThAtS RaCiSt!!!!
@deandeann15413 жыл бұрын
This man is skilled. A 40 minute comedy routine, nonstop with no stumbling, a steady , fast pace, and did anyone notice, no swearing at all. Basically all clean humor, compared to the vast majority of comedy. No crudity, nothing deeply offensive. A good job.
@ianyoung44603 жыл бұрын
yet for some reason I didn't laugh
@ianyoung44603 жыл бұрын
@@nathanc11 nice 180. it seems to be that way.
@ianyoung44603 жыл бұрын
@@nathanc11 it's fair that you feel that way. I do agree that people find different things funny. I don't agree with you calling him a true comedian while denouncing comedians who swear. I have seen comedians young and old on both sides of the political spectrum (I don't really think that's a factor tho) who have written more original and funny acts than this one. the jokes were basic. some of the things he said we're incorrect. while he did have a couple of good jokes such as the 80 year old boxing, I do not think that he is a "true comedian." maybe there were people crying to this set, but it just wasn't that funny.
@Legendzzz-nc9wb3 жыл бұрын
@@ianyoung4460 stfu no one asked
@joeblow50873 жыл бұрын
@@ianyoung4460 , People with a low IQ don't have a sense of humor. They can't understand it. Maybe you are not as clever as you think you are.
@KevinBurth-db3iv3 ай бұрын
Fantastic set! A hundred laughs, nothing profane. This guy is amazing. Definitely old man sitcom material. Has the looks, the smile. Shoot, I work for NBC in the talent scouting department. Maybe I should call him, cuz SNL sucks! More laughs in the 40 minutes than the last 5 seasons of SNL without having to listen to some crappy band or watch some thick chick doing a table dance on live television. Brad Upton. The Brad Upton Show. “ back when I was your age@ great sitcom name.
@jkannall39222 ай бұрын
YES! Call him! But do it on a rotary phone ;)
@judithmasdorp2 ай бұрын
l think you should call him.
@aneia63532 ай бұрын
You really should. The only thing that gets me through the day is laughter. I watch Seinfeld episodes every day to feel normal again. The world is so dark right now. We need laughter like we need sunshine! ☀️ 😂
@arandomnamegoeshere5 жыл бұрын
The most charismatic old man yelling at the kids to get off his lawn that I've ever seen.
@dudeseriously795 жыл бұрын
You haven't watched Gran Torino yet obviously.
@dudeseriously795 жыл бұрын
@Jarrett Schneider Puch. Jiminny cricket.
@dudeseriously795 жыл бұрын
@Jarrett Schneider Clearly you don't get the premise of the movie. I'm not going to argue it with you either but to put the man down because he merely acted a role is outlandish.
@Cardinalbins5 жыл бұрын
@Julien Martinez that doesn't even make sense, can you read?
@ryanbarth8635 жыл бұрын
Leon K can you?
@girlwriteswhat3 жыл бұрын
Okay, that guy was one of the most funny non-swearing comedians I've seen in ages.
@RP-mp4ow3 жыл бұрын
Nah. He’s got the credentials to be a comedian. The attitude, the imagination and style. He’s clever- but not one of the greats
@jSyndeoMusic3 жыл бұрын
Agreed; Brian Regan is another favorite of mine! (Love your content by the way!)
@johnbrownell77153 жыл бұрын
@@RP-mp4ow Why bother writing that?
@RP-mp4ow3 жыл бұрын
@@johnbrownell7715 why not?
@johnbrownell77153 жыл бұрын
@@RP-mp4ow He quite clearly is a comedian. If you knew anything about anything that would have been obvious.
@tammyburman54414 жыл бұрын
In today's times you can't make a joke without getting protested. This comedian made me laugh. First good comedian I've seen in (woke) years.
@Shadow-yr2so4 жыл бұрын
facts
@isaacj74824 жыл бұрын
Lmao ur high
@mericanmuskles42054 жыл бұрын
@@Godssun05 4 words: Is not that funny
@mericanmuskles42054 жыл бұрын
@@Godssun05 also a name isnt a word💀
@Mangsaab19544 жыл бұрын
Getting old has never been funnier than Pete Seeger's song. "How do I know my youth is all spent?"
@covertops19Z3 ай бұрын
I recently turned 73, my Mom was 35 when I was born..My Dad was 44 and a WWII Vet. I couldn't have grown up during a better time period in America. 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲MERICA'🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲👍👍
@Qugie3 ай бұрын
Glad I miss that time Period
@covertops19Z3 ай бұрын
@Qugie wished you'd have missed this period, too.
@D3nchanter3 ай бұрын
yeah, we wanted you to leave this time period alone. sadly you fucked it up for the rest of us
@JohnnyAllan-vj7sj2 ай бұрын
@@D3nchanter I'm doing great. No idea what you're talking about
@vcat81364 жыл бұрын
“You know what happened to the dumb kids? They didn’t make it!” 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@eternalreign23134 жыл бұрын
Right? I honestly think that's the problem with the world today. All the dumb kids are now making it to reproductive age and the only partner they can find is also dumb. I think Idiocracy did a documentary on this not long ago. We need to make life challenging again to thin the herd and strengthen the gene pool. We can start by taking those labels off the grill.
@paulervin16104 жыл бұрын
Buy a new car and read all the warning stickers plastered on it. Don't forget to look in the wheel well and realize the placed it their for those stupid enough to actually Jack up their car/truck and actually put their head between the tire and the vehicle .
@CoyoteInfinite4 жыл бұрын
The only funny line in the video
@TheSecondInitiate4 жыл бұрын
1st joke is a George Carlin bit. How is no one calling this out? "Here's another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children. People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know? Folks, take my word for this, Raisinetts is NOT a major purchase. Get some f***ing cash together. No one should be paying the bank eighteen percent interest on Tic-Tacs. And you're holding up the f***ing line, too. Some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles. I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Get some f***ing money. Next guy in front of me that pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes!"- George Carlin, Complaints and Grievances, c. 2001
@TheSecondInitiate4 жыл бұрын
1st joke is a George Carlin bit. How is no one calling this out? "Here's another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children. People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know? Folks, take my word for this, Raisinetts is NOT a major purchase. Get some f***ing cash together. No one should be paying the bank eighteen percent interest on Tic-Tacs. And you're holding up the f***ing line, too. Some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles. I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Get some f***ing money. Next guy in front of me that pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes!"- George Carlin, Complaints and Grievances, c. 2001
@Susudio-nc8ml4 жыл бұрын
Definitely better than the so-called comedians on late night television these days! All they do is political views and opinions. That's not funny!
@someting92054 жыл бұрын
I love this old pork making fun of dumb spoiled woke people xD
@megauser85124 жыл бұрын
@@someting9205 Me too!
@iHaveTheDocuments4 жыл бұрын
The late night political activists paid millions while supporting communism? Never heard of em.
@roycebraman43114 жыл бұрын
That is called the news.
@LivingWateraide3 жыл бұрын
💯
@williamwalsh47434 жыл бұрын
This guy is a genius, and the title is terrible
@DukeNukem744 жыл бұрын
You're just TRIGGERED. SNOWFLAKE.
@predatorrt56324 жыл бұрын
Jorge Hernandez Flores 1997-2002. so 17-22ish
@evansoutdoors40224 жыл бұрын
@@predatorrt5632 it goes to 2006
@sushi_wolf4 жыл бұрын
Snowflake isn’t even an insult, it’s actually hilarious
@venombug74764 жыл бұрын
@@evansoutdoors4022 Its supposed to be like 07-08 I'm pretty sure.
@CarolineStrouse3 ай бұрын
Thanks for taking me back to the best times of my life. All so true and great memories. Summers on road trips across country, in trailer, no tv, no phones, just family and nature. RV parks for showers and facilities. Fishing in rivers and frying up trout on cast iron skillet, with potatoes and bacon. Time spent one on one, no teck, and talked to each other. I miss this so much.😢
@patriciabozarth8015Ай бұрын
Me, too. The trout was fried in 2 inches of Frisco and had that nice irony taste. We kids had to take the pans to the creek, scrub them with sand then rinse.
@lisabanta6353Ай бұрын
Best years ever
@seanstrack40223 жыл бұрын
This guy is a breath of fresh air. I am a millennial raised by boomers and can relate. I had to learn to use a phone book, manual transmission, air conditioning was 2-75, rotary dial phone, and remember when there was not a legal disclaimer on everything. Those were the days....to coin "all in the family."
@boodledemic64303 жыл бұрын
Same haha
@dr.vanhellsing3 жыл бұрын
I also had a similar upbringing.
@michaeldudley34083 жыл бұрын
well you sound like your boomer parents did a good job raising you its very rare these days
@guysabol87433 жыл бұрын
sean its 1/4 inch thick, long yellow wooden and has a graphite point on it... ?? what do you call it... ::HINT:: name on side says TICONDEROGA
@FourTreDubbCity3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@yukmoutb58853 жыл бұрын
this guy has more jokes in 39 minutes than these 1 hour netflix "specials".. and they were all funny and no filler.
@DragonAurora3 жыл бұрын
Yep...and his transition game is on point!
@God-iz3of3 жыл бұрын
You should watch legalize every thing, that's a good special
@sextwister3 жыл бұрын
some of the netflix specials are alright
@icedink873 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately only 3 of them are funny. I guess he goes for quantity not quality.
@thewizardofcroagz3943 жыл бұрын
And 100% all clean
@nataliaarlovskaya64594 жыл бұрын
I like how he circles back to his other jokes just makes it 10x more entertaining.
@GCF-Media4 жыл бұрын
Its called a callback. Most comedians do it
@judithmasdorp2 ай бұрын
l agree
@stewartwaterman78373 ай бұрын
Love his observations. Here in Oz I never saw a phone on the wall, except in a phone booth. We always placed them on a small table, and I'm 70. He's right about how over protected modern kids are, and how spoilt.
@wendyryder27083 ай бұрын
Hi! Aussie here! We did actually have a phone on the wall in the Eighties and Nineties!
@DoctorJay1842 ай бұрын
I don't think I ever lived in a house where there wasn't a phone on the wall. They were usually mounted somewhere near the kitchen.
@txlady10492 ай бұрын
@@DoctorJay184 Ours was on the kitchen wall, with a really long cord so Mom could talk on the phone while she moved around the kitchen cooking and cleaning up. That cord (the coiled one) stretched out about 50 feet!
@tipofthespear71822 ай бұрын
Really ? I'm a 73 year old DOM Aussie and had the kitchen phone on the wall since the 90s. Retired it about 5 years ago. No other reason than 2 mobiles in the home and who needs to pay for a landline anymore. 😊
@NinjaRunningWild3 жыл бұрын
I really miss being able to slam the phone so hard that it'd hurt the other person's ear.
@System-15413 жыл бұрын
I miss leaving the house to escape phone calls.
@NORTAH853 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to invent an app for an angry hang up!
@jeannierusso21343 жыл бұрын
I hear you about slamming the phone down. I've done that many many times☎️☎️📞📞
@jaysmith21513 жыл бұрын
Same here LMFAO Haven't done that since I was in high school back in the early 90s
@jaysmith21513 жыл бұрын
@@NORTAH85 you should already made that app and people who saw this comment and watch the special sensors over 6 million views charge a dollar for the app you would have made some money. Haha
@mr86103 жыл бұрын
"I should have learned to talk to people." Truer words have never been spoken.
@Barcode_Comedy3 жыл бұрын
truer is not a word bro its more true
@mr86103 жыл бұрын
@@Barcode_Comedy truer is an adjective of true -- it's literally in the dictionary. Come on man, you can spend your time doing something productive, rather than attempting to correct someonez grammar/spelling.
@depressedeaglesfan48423 жыл бұрын
Those are the kids who are homeschooled. Technology has almost nothing do with it
@supremehare98933 жыл бұрын
@@mr8610 the "z" killed me. Thank you for that. 😁
@spanglelime3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there. Take my like good sir! 😁
@namebrandkids25582 жыл бұрын
what's really crazy is this guy doesn't even have to make up jokes he's literally just telling history and it's hilarious
@martinkuliza2 жыл бұрын
yeah.. that's right but the serious part is the skills that the kids of today lack IS FUNNY which is why he comedy act is funny. it's also concerning but people dismiss it as humour
@shanedawndusk32902 жыл бұрын
@@martinkuliza Gen Z kids always see everything as comedy so what’s the difference?
@martinkuliza2 жыл бұрын
@@shanedawndusk3290 well obviously if they always see it as humour the problem still exists so.. what do you mean what's the difference
@Swearengen19802 жыл бұрын
@Irrumabo Vos Sure they do. Except the changes only make things worse.
@debacofzomb98892 жыл бұрын
Lady and daughter in a thrift store: (true story) mom puts rotary phone on the checkout stand. 6yo: mommy what is that? Mommy: that's a phone. 6yo: no it's not! I know what a phone is. Why are you lying mommy? This doesn't even have a screen. How am I supposed to see baby shark on this?☎️? 🤣🤣🤣
@slackleashdogtraining35983 ай бұрын
Shocking! I remembered how to laugh. Our collective human experience is full of irony, and funny…. somehow he was able to channel all that funny for us. Thank you Brad Upton!
@Locoandchooch3 жыл бұрын
So glad I clicked on this. Bad day, getting better.
@JeanmarieRod3 жыл бұрын
Yes! This somehow makes being called a homophobe by a 12 year old this morning more tolerable. They are taught to be robotic, proving Orwell to be prophetic.
@JeanmarieRod3 жыл бұрын
@Alonzo L Yes, now there is no difference in the foreign policy between parties. Both love to prove how gender confused and dumbed down we can be and bully others via our military industrial complex.
@Locoandchooch3 жыл бұрын
@@JeanmarieRod Can’t argue that. The real racist left
@gabriel929123 жыл бұрын
Facts
@deborahprkn3 жыл бұрын
@@JeanmarieRod Oh I was told not to say the word Asian as it’s racist by a 9 year old. I was reading out loud a video title “ - - - Asian cuisine” or something similar to my friend.
@busternutt28742 жыл бұрын
First time I've ever heard this guy and he is HYSTERICAL! Thank you Sir! He is a comedic genius!
@debbieharkness76612 жыл бұрын
I think I'm on 3 times now!
@dejancavic66182 жыл бұрын
yeah he's cute
@freeman81282 жыл бұрын
The word is 'COMIC' - "comedic" is pretentious twaddle invented by the illiterates of generation Z.
@juliachristinaheikamp2462 ай бұрын
Not the first time I am watching this - but it holds up all the way, I have serious breathing issues and my eyes are watery from all the laughter. After Carlin, I thought, we would never get a fun spokesperson for true common sense again. Glad, I was wrong. 😍
@floridagirl44079 ай бұрын
I can not express how much I appreciate real life comedy. It's such obvious stuff, but I could never think of any of it myself. This guy is really fantastic. And not just for his material. His timing, his body language, his way of making things funny without really making anything seem outright offensive. Brilliant. Bravo, Brad!
@blackfacePM7 ай бұрын
Look up Quinn Dale. 😅
@floridagirl44077 ай бұрын
@@blackfacePM I will definitely do that, thank you!!!
@sweetieisin17 ай бұрын
😂
@Youonlyhavetolay35bricks-nd1dg6 ай бұрын
I watched this entire video and not once did i even smirk. what is this world im living on
@JohnDoe-og2bt6 ай бұрын
@@Youonlyhavetolay35bricks-nd1dgYou may have been the punchline?
@noktturnal3 жыл бұрын
I can't give this guy enough up votes, he's funny and clean.
@frankym693 жыл бұрын
This guy gets invited to rehabs and NA meetings. He came to glenbeigh in Rock creek. We loved this guy.
@SoloClone3 жыл бұрын
Remember those days, clean venues, clean movies, clean music, merits alone, miss those days and I'm only 43
@acidcouch36513 жыл бұрын
@@SoloClone well sir your remembering with rose colored glasses. Don't worry we all do it. Wasn't that clean 30-40 years ago. Internet just puts dirt front and center.
@lajeandom2 жыл бұрын
and clean not sure? Funny yes, but his jokes sometimes don't follow each other at all, and also they are not always that funny, sometimes the crowd is laughing super hard but if you would tell that joke to your friends they would be like wtf it's not funny dude XD But yea most of the show is pretty fun to watch, but for me there were a couple of jokes I was like mkayyy...
@thehighllama81012 жыл бұрын
@@lajeandom I agree. Overall, I would give this guy a grade of a B+. He just needs to sharpen his act a bit more.
@Will_b834 жыл бұрын
Why the hell have I not heard of this man before?! He's hilarious.
@Jemppu4 жыл бұрын
Seriously. I need more!
@markwhite67824 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing. I miss the Rodney Dangerfield type humor but now late-night networks just try to discuss politics.
@Will_b834 жыл бұрын
@@markwhite6782 its really sad, politics get injected into everything now from movies to sitcoms, and this has been the case since I was little but now they don't worry about being subtle.
@leighatkins224 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@D33Lux4 жыл бұрын
I'm on a binge watch of Dry Bar Comedy, so far 4/4. Lots of hilarious comics.
@m.e.summer55412 ай бұрын
😂 I feel like I went to go visit my uncle.This was hilarious.Thank you so much! Literally like being with my family...we're all smart asses, and this is perfect and unexpected
@luiscota11964 жыл бұрын
I'm Mexican, and I'm literally crying at the Taco War joke... 😂😂😂
@alittlekittycat214 жыл бұрын
Same dude!!
@byf4ith4 жыл бұрын
Me three.
@alaskannative114 жыл бұрын
Does it count to be Eskimo/Mexican/Russian? Lol we have all kinds of mixed races in Alaska these days
@brendawilson16254 жыл бұрын
It's tug-of-war a game we used to play in the 60s you have a rope and a group of kids stand at each end of the rope, both sides tug at the rope everyone on your team member helps tug. who ever yanks you on their side by tugging the rope toward them wins. Sometimes you can draw a line and tug the rope whoever gets tugged across the line loses.
@alaskannative114 жыл бұрын
@@brendawilson1625 I'm pretty sure our Mexican friend here knows what tug-of-war is. The joke he is referring to is the joke Brad made when he said, "Tug-of-war? I thought you said 'Taco War'!"
@ssr91144 жыл бұрын
This guy is funnier than most of the famous comedians these days
@Rin_Nya7624 жыл бұрын
Cause comedians these days play it safe or they'll canceled. Its dumb. And boring.
@baba96654 жыл бұрын
@@Rin_Nya762 Isaac butterfield tends to avoid it and ignore cancel culture lol
@cyrusmuller65024 жыл бұрын
@@baba9665 yeah he’s pretty funny funny but I haven’t watched him lately crowder has some funny bits but he’s mostly political
@realbakedjesus24514 жыл бұрын
He's very intelligent. I like the way he sets his jokes up.
@idahoandude32844 жыл бұрын
Wow Native Log, you are so cool.
@Skillissue39933 жыл бұрын
As a zoomer I can personally say this man is an absolute comedic genius and he deserves a bigger spotlight.
@ryla223 жыл бұрын
My friend... he got everything wrong about gen z though... Like, I'm gen z and I grew up with fireworks and dial-up and etc.
@expertxx99233 жыл бұрын
@@ryla22 shut up stop ruining the fun
@ExistentiallyDreading3 жыл бұрын
@Videoms So? I was born in 2004 and grew up with fireworks
@theangryarabian12563 жыл бұрын
@@ExistentiallyDreading do people think zoomers actually didn’t grow up with fireworks?
@brianfitch54693 жыл бұрын
@@ExistentiallyDreading he's talking about we would have firework wars and shoot bottle rockets and Roman candles at each other. And blow mud pies up. Or tape 100 sparklers together. Use bb guns for wars before paint ball was even a thing. And people generally weren't scared emotional weaklings of today. If you had a problem with someone you fought it out and it was over with win lose or draw and we're friends afterwards. And no one cares if you lost or won. In todays world people are so scared to get a black eye or get beat down they go straight to shooting and killing people over nonsense. Most of today's generation are emotional man babies or blue hair man hating feminist.who have no idea of what real oppression is. Just the fact they can cry oppression and think that words are violence. You hurt my feelings arrest them. Being offended isn't a crime. You have every right to be offended but that's it. Life goes on 20 mins later shouldn't even care. We didn't have this victim mindset everyone has today. Everyone's a victim today. Changing victimhood status like changing clothes. Someone says mean things so what you need a safe space time out because your to emotionally weak to handle some words or your going to have a break down. All that shows how weak people are, join our group our movement your a victim you should be offended because we tell you, you should be offended. I'm offended everyone's so easily offended and soft today. Life has never been easier. If the internet went down people wouldnt know how to act. Not to mention online dating, you think your going to find your spouse with a personal ad when she has a inbox of hundreds of dudes to comb through. And let's say you do, how many of those online dudes has she been on the carousel with. Go outside and do something go meet people in public get some hobbies besides playing call of duty or magic or whatever it is today. Go to the river, beaches, hell even walmart. Women are surprised when someone will actually talk to them and not be intimidated. Casino somewhere. Sitting at home isn't going to help you in society, your skills or mental well being.
@peekster09Ай бұрын
Thank you Mr. Upton! You are by far one of my favorite comedians! I have really enjoyed your specials as seen on KZbin. Your writing, timing and delivery is brilliant. Your material is SO right on!! Bravo!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂
@lucasmaxwell93853 жыл бұрын
"A couple of 80 year olds in the cage is a death match. Tap out, crap out, or nap out."
@RAVE_ZERO3 жыл бұрын
Funny old guy found a way to reach people common sense and slices of life with humor, no swearing, I like that.
@911-i3x3 жыл бұрын
It's sad smart people with lots of experience are called "boomers" or "old heads." Kids get dumber and dumber
@EvenTheDogAgrees5 жыл бұрын
Misleading title, which is a shame, 'coz the jokes are funnier than the title would lead you to believe.
@thefemalemantis4 жыл бұрын
It might be misleading but look at how many people clicked on it. Marketing
@EvenTheDogAgrees4 жыл бұрын
@@thefemalemantis True. But marketing can backfire. In this case, the content is good, so I don't particularly feel cheated. Besides, I already saw other videos on this channel, so I knew the content is likely to be decent. Otherwise I'd have avoided this video based on the title alone. I'm very particular about what I'll click on on KZbin, because I don't want the algorithm to deduce that I'm the kind of person who wants their recommendations feed filled with clickbait. But the other way around, a promising title with content that doesn't deliver? You'll fool me once. And after that I'll avoid your channel for eternity. ;)
@thatssofetch34814 жыл бұрын
Captn Cigarra that doesn’t even work you dummy
@cheryllwaldrop97324 жыл бұрын
@@thefemalemantis I was actively avoiding this video because of the title. Marketing is probably backfiring pretty badly. Everyone is getting tired of clickbait, politics, and even the word "snowflake" is getting so worn out, no matter what side of the aisle you come from. We're all just tired of hearing it.
@dawsonginn74824 жыл бұрын
I almost didn’t click on it because I thought it would be a waste of time. Thankfully I was wrong
@simplifythings8003 ай бұрын
Phones are smart not us ... those line hit me, most beautiful 40 minute comedy I have ever heard
@kitalexander69414 жыл бұрын
The title is misleading. He's genuinely funny. I don't know how he can trigger anyone. "Genuinely Funny Boomer makes Gen-Z laugh with jokes they don't understand"
@lilcupc4k3s4 жыл бұрын
Mei Miru Most of us understand the jokes lol
@johnnygnoneeded4 жыл бұрын
And it's a click bait title! You are not going to get more young people to watch a funny older guy unless they think it's Jeff Dunham's Walter!
@johnnygnoneeded4 жыл бұрын
@@Krispysquare Me point exactly! Jeff Dunham is an American comedian and ventriloquist, who is very funny and internationally famous in entertainment. Look him up on KZbin, or enter the names of his major characters, Peanut, Bubba Jay, Walter, or Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
@American_Patriot.17764 жыл бұрын
I'm 25 and there were no jokes that I haven't understood. So far the title sucks
@johnnygnoneeded4 жыл бұрын
@@American_Patriot.1776 It's click bait to get both old dudes like me and young dudes like you to watch...some marketing genius somewhere! /;p
@path66413 жыл бұрын
BOOMER HUMOUR IS REAL. I have never heard of this guy before but he has me laughing and forgetting how messed up the world is. This is what comedy should be these days. Cheers!
@jeremymcclary39012 жыл бұрын
Would it helped at all if I mentioned he's not a BOOMER, he's a GEN X.
@hagfishhagfish92742 жыл бұрын
Totally agree 100%
@babu3572 жыл бұрын
@@jeremymcclary3901 You could mention it but he's not Gen X. He was born in the 50's.
@liamgriffin2182 жыл бұрын
he played Creed in the US version of The Office
@Icepick6022 жыл бұрын
it sucks
@Reman19755 жыл бұрын
I clicked the link before realising it was some guy I'd never heard of before doing a 40 minute set. I thought "I'll just watch a couple minutes, Then get on with what I'm MEANT to be doing"........... That was 40 minutes ago. That was a really funny set there mate, You've got a talent to be able to see the high level of absurd behaviour most people think is perfectly normal in this modern world.
@Madmatt185 жыл бұрын
i literally did the same thing. i got kicked from a game i was playing cuz i was afk
@007SophieBlue5 жыл бұрын
Reman1975 like
@ME-xd8lu5 жыл бұрын
Same....just a few minutes I said. Translation, watched entire set. 😂
@aroseinwinter77195 жыл бұрын
Same, i need to go do the groceries
@TylerP-vo6gg4 ай бұрын
Good, clean comedy! Love it! Good job!! It's rare these days, but much appreciated!!
@dobiedude74795 жыл бұрын
The flip side of the cash vs debit card is that it takes longer for the employee to figure out how much change to give back.
@littledancingfawn5 жыл бұрын
Normally the register states the change to give back. Unless they’re using very old registers. I live in a small city and every place here has registers that state change back. It’s on your transaction then printed on the receipt.
@dobiedude74795 жыл бұрын
@@littledancingfawn I understand and agree with that. But here's a story. I was at a fast food place , and my change was $5 and some change. The person looked at that, and at the cash drawer for maybe 30 seconds, then called the manager over. She said that there weren't any $5 bills in that drawer. The manager said that she could give me 5 $1 bills instead. She still didn't understand that they = the same.
@littledancingfawn5 жыл бұрын
Dobie Dude 🤣 Ok, about 9 years ago I went to a thrift store in Minnesota and my bill was ( like) $5.04. I gave her a $10 ( and was looking for the change) she rang up a $10. I then handed her .05 and she couldn’t figure it out. Her manager was right there so she stepped in. If the registers are messed up, not working or you handed them money after they rang up it up then it’s just too confusing for some.
@lukedornon77995 жыл бұрын
Even more important, when you use cash you slowly accumulate pennies and nickles and have to waste time depositing them at the bank...
@MojoPup5 жыл бұрын
Too true...and don't give them an extra cent or two so you can get back a quarter vs two dimes and pennies...omg
@supremehare98933 жыл бұрын
"You know what happened to the dumb ones?" "They didn't make it." 🤣 love this guy 1.7k likes 😳👏👏
@halgrimhelgrimson3 жыл бұрын
postive thing is if the dumb ones die in that gen. we will solve overpopulation (its a joke, have to write it so know snow flakes get offended)
@mihailmilev99093 жыл бұрын
@@halgrimhelgrimson no no ur right, and u and ur friends would probably be the first ones to go 😄
@halgrimhelgrimson3 жыл бұрын
@@mihailmilev9909 hehe could be could be
@mihailmilev99093 жыл бұрын
@@halgrimhelgrimson 😅😉🤷♀️
@rickyjiggens21803 жыл бұрын
@@mihailmilev9909 you'd be first to go most likely
@mwauranjau41643 жыл бұрын
"Laying down is the only thing you get better at every year you live, and eventually you become a master of it" the audience slept on this gem
@beyourself24444 ай бұрын
They're kinda slow tbh
@2015humblebeginningzb2 ай бұрын
Exactly 😂
@DoubleClutchAutoReviews2 ай бұрын
This gentleman is a class act. 100% needs more attention. Bravo, Mr. Upton, bravo!
@ms.lisamurphy2694 жыл бұрын
This guy could annihilate late night tv as we know it ....
@SlippyDude4 жыл бұрын
Yeah unfortunately all late night shows threw out comedy and became Trump bashing shows.
@agentboi47944 жыл бұрын
Good thing I don't know it
@megauser85124 жыл бұрын
Yep!
@monkeybut3 жыл бұрын
@@SlippyDude I get trump isnt likeable but I wanna hear jokes
@angelodeluca28393 жыл бұрын
@@SlippyDude Late night shows have devolved and are now characteristically left-wing political propaganda.
@emelendez44463 жыл бұрын
I've been laughing the entire time ... he is hilarious. Much needed laughter during these crazy days where people are too busy being scared, offended or angry instead of LIVING.
@janclement23993 жыл бұрын
Stand strong and carry on.....live free or die
@chipstastesupergood37883 жыл бұрын
I mean the virus and 70% this generation of feminists and alot of deaths do that
@azmanabdula3 жыл бұрын
This bloke reminded me of this store *Thanks to his bit on new management* This fish and chip store said that very slogan Underneath it read "Give us a chance" My mate went and got some dim sims and chips And said they were horrible "Yeah I gave you a chance and you ruined it" -He said
@cynthiabehr18703 жыл бұрын
I listened with headphones on. I think my family thought I done lost my mind
@justinjohnson29763 жыл бұрын
Amen to that!!
@Erik_The_Viking3 ай бұрын
As a Gen Xer, this is absolutely spot on! HA HA HA HA!!!! The dumb kids definitely didn't make it .
@MFnDahk4 жыл бұрын
This dude chuckling at his own jokes makes them even better.
@DSPHistoricalSociety3 жыл бұрын
That's called a hack
@mja913523 жыл бұрын
well, somebody had to laugh!
@MFnDahk3 жыл бұрын
@@DSPHistoricalSociety sounds like something a not funny person would say.
@MFnDahk3 жыл бұрын
@@mja91352 not sure if your deaf or stupid but the audience thought he was funny too.
@deplorablespartan583 жыл бұрын
This guy is ten times funnier than any present cast member of SNL
@deplorablespartan583 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Rodriguez I thought it was still good up to the early 90s but its been trash for the last 25 yrs imo
@deplorablespartan583 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Reyna wow...you're a smart one to come up with that.
@TheRbruin103 жыл бұрын
SNL Saturday Night Losers
@Midknyghte3 жыл бұрын
That show is still on? I thought it died after Ferrel left.
@sir.gregorythe3rd2843 жыл бұрын
I 100% agree with that.
@stevehamilton-f3v4 ай бұрын
I watch youtube in my office with headphones on because I am 78 and a "little" hearing deficient. Meanwhile my wife is in the other room watching a TV show that she's seen 53 times. So, anyway, I watched Mr. Upton's schtick and went out to tell my wife I had just seen the best 40 minute comedy routine of my life.....she was asleep. So I laughed out loud so many times I lost count. Every time I do that, one of my dogs runs into the other room. He ran a lot during this routine. No bad language. He managed to make us laugh at ourselves, at others, no filter.......so much of it is everyday stuff that he puts in a light that just makes us laugh and nod our heads. Amazing.
@tomsteve38044 ай бұрын
i am a little younger than you but cant agree more. this is REAL comedy. the phone spiel makes me laugh because i remeber slamming the phone down on someone. what really upset me was learning that the person on the other end just heard,"click."
@23pounce4 ай бұрын
I agree with you about him being a great comedian, but I don't understand . . . what is his schtick?
@CaptainSnackbeard4 ай бұрын
Gonna be a laugh when the "snowflakes" the gerotocracy robbed blind decide they have better things to do than work for pennies at a nursing home filled with ingrates. 🤣
@xenonfinity19844 ай бұрын
@@23pounce His schtick is the way he presents his comedy. I can say that his shtick is observation comedy. Carrot Top's schtick is prop comedy.. Get it? Hope this helped.
@bigrob27824 ай бұрын
Thanks, that was good comedy.
@PattiHakes-gz4rk3 ай бұрын
This is first time that I have seen him. He is so great!! Will definitely look for him again
@thebenforever3 жыл бұрын
"Did you guys follow me on that one?" (Leans in with hands on knees) "I shot everybody." Solid delivery.
@8butsideways3 жыл бұрын
Yea sadly it took me saying that to understand that joke
@eustacehendrix96593 жыл бұрын
@@8butsideways You need to watch more. Comedy is the best exercise for the brain aside from solving puzzles and math problems. Everything else relies on memory.
@carcoiris003 жыл бұрын
Yes, loved great humor and he is so funny without been vulgar, that’s the REAL DEAL
@daleboxsell28054 жыл бұрын
We need more comedians like him nowadays.
@Puchuchi7474 жыл бұрын
This guy is a 'sweet' talking George Carlin!
@Puchuchi7474 жыл бұрын
@Forsaken Pumpkin you have a right to your opinion. Yes, Carlin was great, but just because YOU dont like this guy, doesnt mean it's an insult to Carlin. Have a wonderful day, you have a right to feel how ever you want.
@scottsadler42154 жыл бұрын
@Forsaken Pumpkin way to marginalize the guy who marginalized... you sure showed him!
@leighatkins224 жыл бұрын
@Forsaken Pumpkin Awww... someone didn't get their afternoon nap...
@ShytPump2 ай бұрын
This guy bridges the age gap splendidly. You could get teenagers and their elderly grandparents in a room listening to this guy and they would both laugh. His ability to relate and be relevant to both age groups is such a talent.
@thatjuanguysayshi59884 жыл бұрын
I don't get why anyone would get "triggered", This guy is seriously hilarious.
@everettsykes17744 жыл бұрын
Truth is triggering to many. Sorry as that is.
@spigotofpudding89374 жыл бұрын
views
@Jbam174 жыл бұрын
No one is triggered by this lol, theyre corny old person observations that every one of them has.
@salcolonsc4 жыл бұрын
Because these new generations drink too much goddam soy. They are all delicate.
@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe4 жыл бұрын
Jobobobo he makes them hilarious.
@youichiminagawa25544 жыл бұрын
He's right about the analog wall clocks. A friend of mine says his niece's school has banned the use of analog wall clocks because they claim "it stresses children who can't read them". WTF right? I can only pity the next generation. :(
@youichiminagawa25544 жыл бұрын
@Carlo Cocciolo The irony, I know.
@lorawiese58974 жыл бұрын
Same thing with cursive. Most schools no longer teach it. And many have taken P.E. out.
@user-kh2no7xq8m4 жыл бұрын
Youichi Minagawa ....your not thinking it thru ...you'll regret any pity for them ...because ..there will come the day ..when these ...generation will be in charge of the generations before ...us ...when we reach that golden age of ...needing our diapers changed ...our meds administered ......or that age old decesion of ...do i use the fork ..or safely ...use the spoon ...hope i die before i get old ...talkin bout my generation ...
@anascarlet4 жыл бұрын
Some people with autism can't read clocks and it's a neurological thing... so that's probably what they meant. The ticking could also stress them out.
@moistheathen1484 жыл бұрын
@Carlo Cocciolo Yeah, schools taught us that, but it feels like it only stuck with me and some of my friends. Kids are all the time going, "what time is it?" with an analogue clock in front of the class; I'm always like "can't you see it?" and they go, "yeah, but I can't read it."
@markushuguenin35005 жыл бұрын
Seriously, I couldn't take it... by the time I got to "tap out, crap out, nap out" I was crying and couldn't breath, I had to pause and take a break to write this comment. Well done sir, well done indeed.
@ericmann17814 жыл бұрын
LOL omg, even reading people's comments repeating the jokes still makes me laugh
@katied82383 ай бұрын
Haven't laughed this much in years. He is awesome.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@runningforver59583 жыл бұрын
As a Gen Z myself, I can say this dude is certifiably hilarious and correct
@endertobias19083 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Superbatmanbro3 жыл бұрын
Lol oh okay boomer
@Superbatmanbro3 жыл бұрын
But I agree
@jamesbrown56003 жыл бұрын
If you had been raised in his time; you'd be one of the smart one's who made it. HaHa.
@rubberuke3 жыл бұрын
As a millennial I identify as gen z. All of my friends are as upset with our generation as the rest of humanity
@lexifeldmann53532 жыл бұрын
As a 26 year old with a 73 year old father....a lot of these "Old people" jokes I actually completely understood and laughed at how perfect he nailed it! right down to us not being able to cope without our phones and texting 9 1 1. I have to share this with my family because I'm laughing so hard I'm about to throw up.
@johnnyciantar2 жыл бұрын
Wow, your dad is old
@Lucas-gm3bv2 жыл бұрын
Not that I’m competitive but I’m younger and my dad’s older, and I’m not even the youngest. Also, we can text 911.
@megusta90452 жыл бұрын
"Not on the carpet, not on the carpet"
@GorgeGeorg2 жыл бұрын
I think the real question is: Do you get the jokes about the twenty something year olds?
@douglasdixon5242 жыл бұрын
I'm now 52 but when I was 26 my father was 76. The stories he told us about life when he was young sounded so crazy to us. Loved the skipping record bit at the beginning.
@reinhardbeck14823 жыл бұрын
The audience is not sure if it's ok to laugh because they are not sure if he is laughing at them. He is.
@tugboat69403 жыл бұрын
Actually it's because it's just not funny but ok
@MisanthropicHaze3 жыл бұрын
@@tugboat6940 Its pretty funny, learn to laugh at yourself a little, its good for you. Seems like a whole lot of people my age can dish it out but cant take it lmao.
@tugboat69403 жыл бұрын
@@MisanthropicHaze it's really not that funny. Far too G rated and corny. Super dad jokish. I doubt many people under 35 finds this funny
@MisanthropicHaze3 жыл бұрын
@@tugboat6940 Thats fair. I mean to each their own, but it definitely seems like more people our age in these comments are more triggered then anything. Now thats funny to me lmfao.
@tugboat69403 жыл бұрын
@@MisanthropicHaze I mean do you think I'm triggered? Because I can laugh at myself and my generation any time but I genuinely just don't find this funny. I feel like he is too out of touch
@roymimbs3 күн бұрын
What a breath of fresh air hearing excellent comedy without the cussing, private body parts and vulgarness, I love this guy!
@WolfMountford4 жыл бұрын
This dude is GOLD! He’s a “clean “ comedian but he’s fricken hilarious 😂
@ericmann17814 жыл бұрын
for real, I don't remember a comedy that made me laugh that many times, it was mentally refreshing if that even makes sense.
@TruthSayer20074 жыл бұрын
Wolfie Black - Lol he’s clean and funny! Clean comedy is much better imho. Because it means that they actually have to be funny!
@gabychuels29554 жыл бұрын
Old like gold
@edith92884 жыл бұрын
I love it! I don't get why some comedians think they are funny if they say bad words, it makes them stupid in my opinion.
@jaysmith21514 жыл бұрын
Wolfe Black my thoughts exactly.
@jimbateman2255 жыл бұрын
What a great comfort it is to see genuine, clean, comedy for everyone. Great example of why we all need to laugh more, and stop being so angry.
@NeuroticNightmares075 жыл бұрын
You are a cool boomer sir. 😁
@chris7brook4 жыл бұрын
True!
@Garbagejuicewaterfall4 жыл бұрын
Dammit Jim! You’re right!
@legion74884 жыл бұрын
It’s sad really. How many of these punk kids know how to read an actual map? Or find north without google maps. Or set small game snares. And if they did manage to snare a rabbit, how to clean and cook it? Hell, I would be shocked if they managed to start a fire to do so... I want to see a fight between two 17 yr olds from 1940 vs 10 25 yr olds of today. I know who I am betting against... the end of mankind is nigh. Personally, I’m looking forward to it.
@gregstewart69734 жыл бұрын
You need dirty comedy as much as you need clean comedy.
@TheSpicyLeg4 жыл бұрын
This guy is really funny without political crap and cussing every other word.
@lisaindahouse13044 жыл бұрын
I'm loving David Spades new show. His rule is NO POLITICS ! I was like HELL YEA COMEDY IS BACK!
@onepunchgeorge92514 жыл бұрын
@@lisaindahouse1304 you bet!
@Juide804 жыл бұрын
There was one reference to politics (”I’m going to make my yard great again” 🤣) but I think your comment still holds up.
@Juide804 жыл бұрын
And that Alaska-Hawai map thing was kind of about the politics.
@DrSeanKennedy4 жыл бұрын
That's because politics and cursing don't add to or take away from comedy. It's the jokes, Jordan. The jokes. With that being said, multiple cheesy jokes denigrating a younger generation is most certainly political. Either way this guy is far from really funny. His dad jokes and one liners are a little corny for my taste.
@drdotter3 ай бұрын
Comedy GOLD!!! I'm pushing 59, because I survived all the crap I was forced to protect my children from doing.
@eldmusic4 жыл бұрын
Drybar’s video title department just screwed this man over
@MrBassbump4 жыл бұрын
Clearly not since his viewed videos are more than most
@jordandavies69274 жыл бұрын
@@MrBassbump It's probably the shock factor. That's why I clicked.
@J_Iz_Ok4 жыл бұрын
@Al Bundy ok boomer
@acfry4 жыл бұрын
@@J_Iz_Ok ?
@senza45914 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily, but its still kind of a crap thing to do
@aaron20335 жыл бұрын
Now this is the kind of boomer humor I can get behind.
@wingdings47085 жыл бұрын
69 likes Nice
@wingdings47085 жыл бұрын
Alright who turned it to 70
@yungpradafart-rx6gq5 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer -a wise man
@M3tal_Fatigu35 жыл бұрын
Because it’s ahead of our time?
@kesh41715 жыл бұрын
@Jane Doe Its a comedy show that wouldnt work for the joke. Relax zoomer. Learn to enjoy life and not pick it apart.
@krazeediamond14 жыл бұрын
"Felt good to slam the phone down!" Yeah, I actually miss those days! 😆
@ashleycroydon97434 жыл бұрын
I still remember the home phone number 🤣🤣😂😂🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️💯🙌🏾
@marcelwilliamson73844 жыл бұрын
Not if you’ve ever been hit in the head by one
@coffeencream15524 жыл бұрын
I grew up in the 2000's but since we weren't the richest people we had a bunch of older hand-me-down type things, my favorites were the record player that you'd have to crank, one of those giant old TV's, and the rotary phone that would make the chiiiiing if you slammed it.
@setton49434 жыл бұрын
I remember growing up wanting a flip phone for that same reason but I got smart phones instead XD
@j.t.brunner74524 жыл бұрын
We don’t slam phones down now, we go into town and loot the shopping district.
@MrPonytron3 ай бұрын
If it wasn't for the KZbin algorithm, I wouldn't have found this. Absolutely hysterical 🤣 I'm 31 and I relate to this guy
@dumpydumpdump8869 Жыл бұрын
Accidentally stumbled on this man, and was going to spend a few minutes watching. Ended up watching the whole thing. Mr. Upton is a master of his craft.
@oceanclauАй бұрын
Same here!
@thomaskelley3029Ай бұрын
I did the same thing.
@vickielawson31143 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I'm just finding this guy right now. He seems like he's been doing this a long time, both for his age and that he's a great and hilarious performer. We need more of him.
@susanjeffay38512 жыл бұрын
When we first got a cordless phone, it kept wandering into all the rooms. My young daughter said, "They should put a cord on it so it doesn't get lost!"
@ThawinginVA2 жыл бұрын
Ha Ha!! Ah, to be a fly on the wall ~
@angelvip24742 жыл бұрын
🤦🏽♂️😂😂 give that kid a prize. And protect her at any cost. There are people out there who's whole mission in life would be to destroy her logic. 😂😂
@TruthSeekress20122 жыл бұрын
That is so funny!!😄
@dudesayingthings2 жыл бұрын
I remember the thrill our first cordless phone caused in our house 😂😂 when it rang for the first time when we were on the terrace i was absolutely BAMBOOZLED. I was like 7 years old, i should mention.
@mrzee48622 жыл бұрын
That would fit in his act perfectly 😂
@johnmcleod89613 ай бұрын
this guy is hilarious...I'm a 65 yo baby boomer...I can totally relate to everything he said...obviously a very intelligent man.
@TheDomTron3 жыл бұрын
I’m 17 and this doesn’t offend me at all. This dude is funny.
@Superbatmanbro3 жыл бұрын
Same and I’m 18 years old freakin hilarious 🤣🤣
@Superbatmanbro3 жыл бұрын
Same and I’m 18 years old freakin hilarious 🤣🤣
@ARTCARGAL3 жыл бұрын
There is hope for humanity. Don't let the world or college change you.
@theworldischanging713 жыл бұрын
Same lol 😆
@kennyburkamp40543 жыл бұрын
Me to I am 18 turning 19 on July
@mrmister85464 жыл бұрын
"they don't know what that means. they don't know what that means. they don't know what that means". that was a good one for those of us who grew up with 45s.
@dancasey94104 жыл бұрын
I still don't understand it
@shxdxwwxlf75054 жыл бұрын
I have cabin fever Casey he’s making a joke about when a record player breaks, it somewhat repeats over and over.
@nullshock33814 жыл бұрын
Some of us still do. Thought 2 reasons, you like the way it sounds, or you collect records. Oh, there is a 3rd type as well, fraking hipsters...the people who somehow ruin every subculture...
@nunote23624 жыл бұрын
I mean cds do the same thing when they're damaged
@nullshock33814 жыл бұрын
@@nunote2362 You are kind of right, records use vibration to create sound(bit more complex but I already have a habit of over explaining and writing walls of text.) And CDs use light. Also the reason a record repeats when "skipping" is because the arm, or stylus keeps bouncing back, landing the stylus in the same place over and over. CD "skipping" is a lot more erratic, it can repeat, or skip entire tracks, or jump randomly around one song. Oh I am not trying to be a smug jerk, or even correcting you, because you are kind of right...I am just bored so I explained how they are different. And I probably did a poor job at it, but hopefully it makes some sense. Anyway if I have offended you, or I just sound like a jerk. I apologize. ...Anyway... Cheers.
@mikehenrytomlinsonsenior49174 жыл бұрын
He makes jokes about everything and everybody but he doesn't disrespect anybody
@tellurye3 жыл бұрын
Not everything and everybody - otherwise hed be cancelled. He just knows which things and people to make fun of.
@gumbydar3 жыл бұрын
He disrespects poor people that care about their sleep.
@systemsbuiltsolutions62053 жыл бұрын
@@gumbydar if they're sleeping it won't matter 😂
@brandonjones58853 жыл бұрын
This guy is fkn hilarious!!😆😆
@captainravioli85003 жыл бұрын
Yes people need to learn to take a joke
@DMartins-mn9dt3 күн бұрын
Wow. I don't think many comedians are funny, but this guy is HILARIOUS......AND CLEAN!Talk about an undiscovered treasure!!!
@ChristiannTyler3 жыл бұрын
This old school rapid fire comedy is so great.
@Ghost495903 жыл бұрын
don't say it like that lol
@bigrealm81563 жыл бұрын
@@Ghost49590 why, it's a good way of doing it. Instead of doing it all at once, you do it in short but quick bursts
@rattlehead9992 жыл бұрын
boomers aren't old school, they are the second generation of the current school, in fact they made it mainstream.
@ChristiannTyler2 жыл бұрын
@@rattlehead999 the older style of comedy was quick and witty one liners an yeah boomers were born between the mid 40s and 60s id say that qualifies as old school
@rattlehead9992 жыл бұрын
@@ChristiannTyler the boomers were the second wave of hippies, they pretty much setup the world as it is, all the post great depression and especially post ww2 kids were coddled and softer than previous generations, suddenly feelings became important on a macro level and so on, they made sure the oligarchy thrives, we just kept on increasing the intensity of their ways to be where we are now.
@PHCNobody5 жыл бұрын
This kid's got a future.
@f.f57714 жыл бұрын
The Nobody Project lul
@BigSkippy12634 жыл бұрын
What a great way to spend your retirement.
@ariaskye31984 жыл бұрын
Started a little late for his future.
@abhijitmajee67544 жыл бұрын
He must be Benjamin Button
@anniecarroll80103 жыл бұрын
I needed this, I had forgotten there is still humor in the world. Keep it up.
@_delta_music_3 жыл бұрын
This is comedy gold, good comedy!
@michaeldaily63733 жыл бұрын
You and me both
@hdkowal3 жыл бұрын
Me to!
@Dylan-hc2lu3 жыл бұрын
Hes gonna get canceled any day now theres no way the people are allowed to laugh like this the government needs to step in
@YourPetSnake3 жыл бұрын
@@Dylan-hc2lu grow up. He won’t get cancelled
@stevecorcoran98694 ай бұрын
Fell out of my chair at the sell joke because where I am at now I continuously see ads on CL & other sales forums where people post that they are "saleing" this or that for one reason or another. Our school systems have gone down the drain.
@NuclearAbyss4 жыл бұрын
The humor is clean, honest and dark. Love it.
@tas4u934 жыл бұрын
No but everyone got along with your mom
@mintgardener4 жыл бұрын
Ain't dark but it good
@dianheart22433 жыл бұрын
As a Gen Z, I must say these jokes are not only hilarious but true.
@Medeinathetrashcan3343 жыл бұрын
Same except i do know how to use a rotary phone bcuz europe
@denierdev97233 жыл бұрын
same, ngl this is hilarious.
@denierdev97233 жыл бұрын
@Jon-DK That is funny. The logic of an average Gen-Z is BS.
@wickederebus3 жыл бұрын
@@denierdev9723 "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin (1937-2008)