Bill Burr: The Tom Brady Anti-Roaster | 5/10/24

Comedian Bill Burr joins the Dan Patric Show and explains why he would not have roasted Tom Brady if he was asked to to the Netflix special

[@goosepoop07]

"PEYTON LOOKS LIKE A NUMBER 2 PENCIL" is one of the funnier things I've heard. Enough to waste my time to comment

[@moussad.8849]

Stolen from Martin Short saying that to Cohen O'Brian. Still funny though :)

[@adamnxx]

@@moussad.8849nope

[@brett8532]

He really does look like a #2 pencil. That big eraser looking forehead lol

[@fairwarning007]

Bill going to the Brady roast just to use all his mic time trashing the Indianapolis Colts’ organization would’ve been the funniest shit ever. It’s a shame he didn’t go.

[@deangulberry1876]

Thank you Bill! I’m a colts fan and we were always number 2 to the patriots except for a few years there. Irsay is a crybaby and terrible owner. Deflategate was such an overblown nothing. We intercepted the ball in the first half! And it wasn’t until they supposedly switched back to the regulation balls at halftime that the Pats really pulled ahead and won by 30.

[@jack7240]

So true.

[@danielhudson5186]

​@@deangulberry1876 You ain't a Colts fan if you're capitulating to Billy Ballbags whining and crying that his cheating ass team finally got punished.

[@deangulberry1876]

@@danielhudson5186 I’m not capitulating I always thought that. I just now found out what Billy thinks about Jimmy irsay. Irsay is a loser and he cut Peyton manning.

[@kylelaforest9919]

@@deangulberry1876 cutting Peyton manning is crazy. Like you couldn't have waited to see if he'd recover, and no one wanted trade for him?

[@JDRusse11]

Bill shitting on the Colts and roasting everybody but Tom for their lack of material and genius would of been absolutely hilarious 😂

[@Kendell062]

Bill should have been an anti roaster at the roast. It could have morphed into another Philadelphia audience rant.

[@acrobaticswitches]

There isn't a version of Bill Burr in the multiverse that could be physically capable roasting Tom Brady.

[@tabularasa820]

As a crazy comedy fan, the fact that Bill Burr was not a part of the TB roast was a glaring miss. I cannot think of a comedian better suited to be on this type of event that merges comedy and Boston sports. Bill is a true patriots fan, and one of the greatest comedians working today. Even though Bill wasn’t there in some way, I still really loved the roast and I was grateful Netflix brought the roasts back.

[@rivera2030]

I think Bill would be biased to really roast him but he could have roasted everyone else.

[@michaelcoppola7523]

Bill is the man… nothing but respect for his brutal honesty and zero fucks given about opinions or backfire.

[@CujoBD.]

Bill not being at the roast is WILD. The man was the perfect person for this ffs.

[@NPC123UH]

his wife won't let him, he's cucked

[@DABA2024]

I still can’t believe how badly Bert and Segura humiliated themselves at this thing.

[@Bloodmoon41212]

Nah dude they were funny and I dislike both of them

[@metasaurus3233]

@@Bloodmoon41212 no

[@MasterJoeda_]

They were awful. Bert got old very fast. So tired of him putting himself everywhere.

[@robertpesa4157]

​@@MasterJoeda_,it's from all the alcohol....

[@BluntVille]

@@Bloodmoon41212 Lol bert I get but how can you hate tom hahah

[@justbecause9645]

Bill can't handle anyone picking on Boston or Brady. It's the one thing they can make fun of him for and he can't handle it.

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

Bill doesn't care if Boston or Brady are licked on, so long as it's warranted and justified.

[@YOSH931]

@@PhantomFilmAustralia but how often is the picking on justified tho

[@DinoC543]

Bill Burr knows the truth about everything. How the hell? Great rant!

[@whitedevil2]

"truth" 😂😂

[@Poocher0963]

Seems fucking impossible they wouldn’t invite Bill Burr to that thing???

[@mheiseus]

Bill is a Boston fan all around 😂, bravo 👏💵💸🪭

[@DannerBanks]

"Peyton looks like a number 2 pencil" omg savage 😅

[@ryanmussell739]

I can’t believe the 3 Boston homers were not at the roast. Bill Simmons, Dave portnoy and bill burr.

[@whitedevil2]

Portnoy is a schmuck that nobody gives a shit about outside New England.

[@possibility28able]

Why would Dave portnoy go lmao. Not a comedian, not an athlete, not even pertinent to Tom

[@mmmcgrat]

He shoulda totally done that. People do it all the time at roasts. Praise em and exit dais left. Much Love @wilfredburr ya wicked baastaad! Go Paats!

[@leeturiano4419]

too big a fanboy. He'd never.

[@jonathanj2666]

For the greatest football player of all time, playing for the state he's from? Major shocker there, bud.

[@leeturiano4419]

@@jonathanj2666 That wasn't an insult, I just know he wouldn't do it.

[@joystick8384]

This is why I wanted Bill on the roast. To poke fun at everyone else. As much as a roast is about ripping on the man of the hour, it's also about shitting on everyone else. It would have been glorious.

[@devinmoose]

Bill could've done what Ben Affleck attempted to do, which is essentially what Dan was suggesting.

[@Mike_oxtiny]

What is this camera angle that bills using? Lmfao

[@stevencramsie9172]

Laptop. All of us that work from home know this angle, sadly

[@jonathanj2666]

Have you ever heard of a laptop?

[@Mike_oxtiny]

@@jonathanj2666 I guess you had to reiterate the first comment on this thread? Do you feel big? 🤔

[@jonathanj2666]

@@Mike_oxtiny Or, i had to add my own comment in the face of such stupidity and lack of imagination. Do you feel small?

[@SorenRingholm]

is Billy going for that "Darth Vader with the helmet off"- look from Empire Strikes Back

[@Chertoff88]

"Roasts?, what the fuck is there to get? It's grade 3 arithmetic." - Norm

[@PutzcoGaming]

Watch Kill Tony 148 w/Bill Burr and you’ll see why all of these questions are so silly to ask him.

[@tinhead41]

Man! As a Philadelphia fan I thought I was a Homer.

[@michaelb1348]

Any idea why he wasn’t invited ?

[@gonzaloarandasandoval4717]

The fact Bill Burr didn’t host this roast is the most ridiculous thing of all time. No one is talking about this. How did people miss this??????!!!!!!

[@eyoutube1]

Because it's taboo to make Kraft jokes and the cheating would've been the crux of his jokes.

[@gonzaloarandasandoval4717]

All these replies are from the same guys that drive automatics because they are “faster”

[@smffeb58]

100% agree with Bill on the fact that because of the extremely hard work, pushing to always be better, and beating a system designed to make “parity” the league mantra. The Pats and Brady got roasted, despised, evil eyes, with jealous hatred, because they stuck it in the face of everyone who lacked the same smarts, system, work ethic, and luck, for 20+ years. Going from 2004 onward, after the 3rd SB, and being called a dynasty had hit the public lexicon, they became boogeyman to knock down, as is the way of American society. For all those years the whole of the organization was vilified, (by all but the home fans), as absolute greatness, accomplishment that should have been applauded along the way. Instead, after 6 for the Pats, and 7 for Tom, did the collective sports fan idiocracy realize what they had witnessed, did they then start the ass kissing flagellation that should have always been there. This roast was more to show the rest of the 31 teams, sports pundits, and the NFL as a whole that the organization was human, and the blueprint to their success was available to all the moronic organizations that were too lazy to apply the work.

[@mattwallace2221]

Their starting to do the same thing now with the chiefs.

[@far22186]

What's up with the angle on bill

[@frenchtoast7742]

Bill Burr is doing just fine. I think Bill is above this roast crap . I thought the roast was overrated .

[@kennethcamilleri4678]

Bill Burr isn’t telling the truth…..a Boston comic that didn’t care about the Tom Brady Roast….Brady is his hero in the sports field….all the top comedians were there….doesn’t make any sense why he wasn’t ask…it’s a no brainer

[@justbecause9645]

Because Bill can't handle critics of Boston.

[@YOSH931]

IDK, on one hand Bill Burr has several specials movies and even a TV show on the 'flix....they know the guy by now. ...on the other hand, people-in-charge messing up no-brainers has become the norm in companies lately.

[@salvatoresultana4058]

He will never get over the Deflategate shit

[@eyoutube1]

Who knew cheating in a sport was awful to the sport?

[@deadraider420]

Yea. He tells us to get over the tuck rule .

[@jonathanj2666]

Why should he? It was trumped-up charges at best. They still won that year. How do you like them apples?

[@lotsofsports2251]

I didn't know Bill Burr was a magician. Turned Tom Brady into a victim. Amazing!

[@maryjo3550]

I'm with Bill! The Brady haters just will not admit that he is and always will be the best ever!

[@tinhead41]

Actually now that I think about it, Burr is the biggest Comic from that town and he's not invited to roast?

[@justaguy149]

Wish he would have gone and roasted everyone else, and then praised Brady, Kraft, Gronk Edelman and Belichick. Would have been hilarious

[@GoodfellasX21]

He says no because he wasnt asked

[@yurocklee9510]

Oh my god. Bill burr could do what norm mcdonald did - on bob saget roast, just praise the hell out of him. The amount of time bill burr talked about patriots on his podcast over all this years, can you imagine, bill just giving him praise on stage for all this winning, and turning on everyone else patrice oneal style. Maaan let me tell you, such a waste, we didnt lived it, could have been legendary

[@masterofallgoons]

'Steal our offense' ..

[@jonathanj2666]

If you were alive back then it wouldn't have been hard to see.

[@masterofallgoons]

@@jonathanj2666 - I was. Bill Belichick didn't invent the spread option

[@DonnieDin]

Why is Bill‘s camera set up like a divorced 60-year-old man’s Facebook profile picture?

[@andypeiffer5]

I knew it. A Tom Brady roast is low hanging fruit and is beneath Bill.

[@danielgaddis7496]

Everybody is goo goo and Gaga over Giselle.. I think she ranks about 2 million 500,000 down on the most beautiful woman in the country list..

[@turdusmerula_]

Bill is the best

[@VannApragal]

The real reason Bill wasn't on the roast was because he doesn't have a KZbin channel.

[@ryanmussell739]

Bill has his cartoon show with Netflix.

[@shalakabooyaka1480]

But he does have one?

[@seashackf1]

Yes he does. 1 million subs too.

[@davemac5260]

He never got asked to go to the roast. Trust me, he wouldn’t turn down any paycheck

[@jchandlersabeast]

Is bill really trying to make us feel bad for 7 time superbowl champion Tom Brady? Brady has 3 MVP’s 7 championships, is one of the most handsome men in the world out having sex with supermodels and kardashians and Im supposed to feel bad for roasting his shortcomings. Shut up bill burr. Im going to laugh at tom brady all i want. He needs to roll in the mud for us a little bit. It honestly makes him more likable

[@RobRochon]

he wasn't invited dude. don't know why.

[@jchandlersabeast]

@@RobRochonwell he said if he was invited he wouldn’t have gone cuz hes practically gay for brady. Bill burr is hilarious but cmon man

[@RobRochon]

@@jchandlersabeast Whose to know what Bill would say considering that he wasn't invited. He's saving face of course.

[@jchandlersabeast]

@@RobRochon I actually believe him here. He is so into boston sports teams especially the patriots that i believe he would just stroke TB the whole time. He would have hilarious things to say about everyone else tho

[@RobRochon]

@@jchandlersabeast his profession is being a comic. He is a sports fan but he doesn't idolize athletes. You're insane to think that nobody is on the table for him.

[@espressbros7770]

ha so good!

[@jamescoleman1574]

I'm surprised he didn't do. With all his sports knowledge I'm actually disappointed. This is a spot on comedy topic of his but oh well.

[@brett8532]

Hinchcliffe definitely didn’t want Burr there lol

[@ricmorales3406]

Why

[@brett8532]

@@ricmorales3406 just Google “burr hinchliffe” and you’ll see

[@alexeilindes7507]

He can take more. He's ken

[@turdfurgeson5196]

Nia said Bill couldn’t go ;(

[@whiteknob7944]

Did Bill and his wife get over their TDS?

[@jackharle1251]

Colt's owner girlfriend died of a drug overdose, allegedly. You ever hear about that on the news?

[@craigslistreply6544]

brady was so cringe and corny for agreeing to a roast. This some lebron type of cringe move

[@genobrn8743]

“Anti Roaster” LMAO!!!

[@SB-xz2nb]

Good teams all cheat in one way or another, usually due to reffing which removes doubt from a team. If Goodall wants any form of justice, start recalling refs calls, fine them, suspend for games. Treat them the same as everybody on the field. This is what ruins the sport, Goodell not doing his job at 60mil a year. Only vegas does well then.

[@shawnp4155]

Bill shouldn't went on and just flipped the script and done this

[@masonholtsford7562]

nikki shined bc bill let the youngins shine

[@SenderBudYerGood]

Tony needs to takeover when jew Ross retires

[@kitchenerleslie8936]

Bill Burr is my favorite living comedian, but Tom Brady needs to be roasted. He never was the GOAT. He had one season where he was the best QB in the NFL. He was probably the greatest leader of all time. But Peyton, Brees, Rodgers and Mahomes were all better QBs during his career. How can you be the greatest of all time when you weren’t the greatest of your generation?

[@hawlikd]

Oh, poor baby Tom was roasted! What a fan boy!

[@henryc9160]

I love comedy I love roasts and I don't even want to watch that roast I can't bring myself to watch it I don't know why it just doesn't look funny everybody talking about it seems ridiculous I don't know it just looks corny to me and it I don't need it

[@tntt3chreviews803]

Brady was legit caught cheating. Indianapolis didn't do anything. Obviously we can tell who is d riding.

[@deadpool1966]

Hittin ur crack pipe during the day

[@kylelaforest9919]

boo hoo

[@tntt3chreviews803]

Well I'm speaking facts. Boo hoo. One of those rings should've been ours. Brady didn't fairly win all those rings.

[@RobRochon]

Tom Brady did this roast specifically so that the world could see these guys trash his ex-wife. Period.

[@patrapper7367]

Bill wouldn't do it because he wasnt asked. Jealous.

[@user-oc1hq4ow2o]

Once they acknowledged Kim Kardashian, I turned the Roast off. Any Kardashian should never appear in anything that wants to be worth anything.

[@emerhoyt]

Boo! And you fell for Patrick's strictly no swearing?! Weak.

[@jooseppielleese7156]

No one roasted his kids

[@paintedwolf8394]

McDaniels goes to Denver. Gets caught cheating and recording SF practicing and you're still going to tell me that he didn't do that in NE after all of the B.S. that came out of there? Give me a break.

[@brianlarkin8208]

TB is the greatest cheater of all time not the greatest player

[@travelfoodielove]

Sure 😂😂😂😂😂 jealous

[@raidernation9920]

Stop lying bill. You sound salty you weren’t there

[@frenchtoast7742]

No he doesn’t. He roasts them all year . 😂 He is the BEST .

[@danmatthews5364]

Brady is average at best

[@GymAndSun]

“Nobody has achieved that high a level and had that level of crap” LeBron. He STILL has to endure crap incessantly including from you Bill lol 😅

[@Sampleador]

Brady won 7

[@semihard]

@@Sampleador True but given that football is a lot more team-oriented and play scheme dependent, I'd agrue that a solo player's production and clutchness are a lot more impactful and impressive in basketball than in football. Even though I'm more of a football fan personally so I don't think I'm biased.

[@Sampleador]

@@semihard well im the case of the qb the difference was huge ; patriots stop.winning and tampa bay won

[@semihard]

@@Sampleador what Brady did was very smart. I believe he knew the patriots and belichick were starting to deteriorate. So in order to change the narrative to his benefit he went to an already stacked team (bucs) where they needed a good qb as the last piece of the puzzle so to speak. There’s no doubt that Brady is a great clutch player but what lebron’s done, at least for me, is more impressive.

[@JW20-lx9or]

Look at this guy trying to justify one of the worst business decisions he’s ever made 😂😂😂

[@DrZilla1]

Bill Burr is doing just fine, lol.

[@DABA2024]

There were only a couple of performers on the entire roast that didn’t make a fool of themselves.

[@spaceexplorer6636]

@@DABA2024The Roast lacked funny, lots of drunk guy insults like suck this and he sucked that but nothing of any comedic substance. Tom actually had great composure during all the insults. A few funny moments but mostly hard to watch, roast should be using your wit and humor not just insults. Brady has to much class to be roasted Ike this..Gronk, Julian stay off the stage, you guys have no idea wtf your doing…

[@jchandlersabeast]

@@spaceexplorer6636another whiny brady fan doesn’t know how to take a joke.

[@nathanschreffler1415]

Gay

[@jamiemacdonald436]

Roasts are not for comedians with thriving careers.

[@cg5471]

Bill is predictable at this point of his career. All he would have done is his great man bit & scolded everyone for not being as great as tom & then go after the colts for changing the rules & deflate gate. Yawn, don't care either way. Don't care about athletes trying to be celebrities or comics handjobbing each other over who can be meaner. Roasts truly are lame.

[@nicholas4727]

True. Comedians are so self important and the amount of people think it takes guts to just be mean is so stupid.

[@stophoaxing345]

Liar

[@borisbalkan707]

What a whiny baby

[@Spritofjazz]

Aren’t you whining about him whining right now?

[@Zexx4]

​@@Spritofjazz aren't you whining about him about whining about whining right now?

[@johanstinson]

It was a bit. Calm down

[@borisbalkan707]

@@johanstinson Oh no it's not, I've head from him before He's still mad about what happened over 20 YEARS AGO after the Patriots held the Colts WR's all game long in the AFC Championship and then ever since the officials started enforcing the no holding rule that was IN PLACE at the time

[@Spritofjazz]

@@Zexx4 no I’m just asking

[@user-mi5ws7sf3u]

Didn't Billy Burr used to be funny?

[@connordoyle5930]

Honestly during the roast when they were bringing out a special guest i was like holy shit bill burr is coming out!!! Then it was Ben Affleck.... I was disappointed