Jewish people have a better sense of humor than you think meshuganah
@richardthelionheart55943 жыл бұрын
ALL !!!!! the greatest comedians are Jews
@zyzzyvacation3 жыл бұрын
0:56 Bill's having Irish Catholic/Jewish parents explains his lifelong desire to buy whisky at wholesale prices 😩
@ShiraLaya03123 жыл бұрын
I love the clip with Bill’s long hair ~I don’t know how to break this to him but by Jewish law you are Jewish if your mother is a Jew, doesn’t matter that his father was catholic ~ he’s Jewish so welcome to the tribe Bill😁
@natkam4513 жыл бұрын
exactly what I wanted to write here! I'm from Poland from a Polish-Jewish family and this rule is commonly known - Jewish origin is inherited from the mother's side. So, since Bill's mother was Jewish, Bill is Jewish, period. He says he thinks the upbringing is superior/main factor in the matter of defining the roots, and he was raised by a Catholic father, but he is still a Jew anyway.
@herojiro31valmire322 жыл бұрын
What if you convert to Judaism? Do people still consider you Jewish; like Trump's daughter. Can you be Jewish and Christian?
@msstellafay13202 жыл бұрын
Shalom Shabbat🇮🇱 🙏✡️
@GorgeGeorg2 жыл бұрын
And if your not superstitious? Can you still be a Jew (or Christian or Muslim).
@Samperor2 жыл бұрын
He called that bullshit before since its a old roman law that we dont have to follow.
@jamesjackovich58863 жыл бұрын
He's only half Jewish The other half is pepperoni, sausage and mushrooms
@jefolson69893 жыл бұрын
I'm one quarter moisturizing cream.
@jamesjackovich58863 жыл бұрын
@@jefolson6989 dove
@wesash97223 жыл бұрын
If the mother is Jewish the baby is Jewish doesn't matter what the father is according to Jewish law.
@jamesjackovich58863 жыл бұрын
@@wesash9722 I know, sorry it's just a joke, no ones DNA is half pizza
@sambeach27263 жыл бұрын
The Jewish prison got me. Laughing with Bill.
@jamesjackovich58863 жыл бұрын
I heard Sodom and Gomorrah were a real pain in the asz anyway
@seamusmclaughlin71423 жыл бұрын
Often wondered: did Sodom and Gomorrah not have any children...collateral damage I suppose
@jamesjackovich58863 жыл бұрын
@@seamusmclaughlin7142 if you ask Lot over for dinner don't ask him to pass the salt
@3rwparks3 Жыл бұрын
I am 72 . And I miss the "old days" with good ethnic humor.
@spudvicious12613 жыл бұрын
Cheers mate I love your compilation videos. Excellent work mate. 😁👍😂🇦🇺
@jamesjackovich58863 жыл бұрын
I'm poor so I love Jewish food, my favorites are two for one and on sale
@jarbaralhut18103 жыл бұрын
I'm partial to the someone else is paying for it myself
@malamuteaerospace63332 жыл бұрын
Self hating Jew being a self hating jew..
@johngannon4943 жыл бұрын
I love how individual doesn’t want to listen and keeps interrupting- maybe that’s why he is there
@jacoborthamen793 жыл бұрын
gotta admit that was half funny
@jamesjackovich58863 жыл бұрын
When you try out for belly dancing and they say your overqualified
@paulsontag92333 жыл бұрын
“Would it kill you to sit down?”
@benjaminhoover64273 жыл бұрын
"Would it kill you to shut up?" Hahaa classics
@richardthelionheart55943 жыл бұрын
I didn't get this joke
@Kamala__Harriis Жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@jamesjackovich58863 жыл бұрын
The most unpopular Jewish names this year are Jeffery, Harvey, and Bernie and don't forget Curley
@stephenbeacham97173 жыл бұрын
Why Bernie?
@jamesjackovich58863 жыл бұрын
@@stephenbeacham9717 madoff
@sudhirpatel76203 жыл бұрын
Nature goes on forever for everyone and everything to return as everyone and everything an infinite number of times through evolutionary processes.
@geirtangen28003 жыл бұрын
Påp
@musicauthority78283 жыл бұрын
Being one eighth Jew I got a kick out of this no doubt.
@natkam4513 жыл бұрын
@Barbara Nickel Exactly what I wanted to write here! I'm from Poland from a Polish-Jewish family and this rule is commonly known - Jewish origin is inherited from the mother's side. So, since Bill's mother was Jewish, Bill is Jewish, period. He says he thinks the upbringing is superior/main factor in the matter of defining the roots, and he was raised by a Catholic father, but he is still a Jew anyway.
@sandrabrandt1301 Жыл бұрын
He has a problem, perhaps he wishes he was 100% Jewish. This is his way of rebellion. I find him Offensive.
@Bulvan12310 ай бұрын
I find you to be sad. He's a funny comic who certainly has the cred to make jewish jokes.
@BB-po6jv3 жыл бұрын
@mostlymaherclips thank you for these awesome compilations! Where do you find the clips from the older Real Time shows?
@mostlybillmaherclips19333 жыл бұрын
They were all available on the HBO website at some point, and I got them back then. Unfortunately, I didn't get most of the old ones. Now, they only keep the ones from recent years.
@BB-po6jv3 жыл бұрын
@@mostlybillmaherclips1933 That’s so sad they’re no longer on the HBO website, or even for sale. I’d be willing to pay for old Real Time episodes. Please keep up the great work of posting awesome Bill clips. Thank you!
@bigmonmagoomba9634 Жыл бұрын
Bill is half Jewish. Most of it in his nose.
@shalevedna3 жыл бұрын
Funny! As an Israeli and Hew I have to note that we are the ONLY religious/ethnic group that can laugh at ourselves. Wr do not take ourselves as stupidly seriously as others. BTW, people are ignorant about the chosen bit. We SRE the chosen because we were the FIRST to be given a purely monotheistic religion as a way for a more human-centered life, rather than a life centered in a myriad of stone and wood idols. No one seems to understand this fact. The Christians were supposed to be a continuation, but they screwed up and returned to paganism. The Muslims are just confused.
@terrythomas84863 жыл бұрын
If we're God's chosen people, please Lord, choose someone else next time.
@dansentinelese41993 жыл бұрын
Actually Zoroastrians are the first monotheistic faith.
@allisonroberts13793 жыл бұрын
How & why would Jesus, a Jewish man start a new religion? That always confounds me. Why do Christians believe Jesus rejected Judaism? 🤔
@Hirnlego9993 жыл бұрын
You're all confused, especially women who believe in these things. Voted one of the top jokes btw: "Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!" Northern Conservative, Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over." Emo Phillips
@direwolf62343 жыл бұрын
@@allisonroberts1379 it was a marketing ruse....
@jamesjackovich58863 жыл бұрын
Sorry I'm hard of schmearing said the day old begal
@rosemacaskie3 жыл бұрын
WHy not make a list of all the nice moral and kind films and storeys that were written by jewish writers . I bet they areresponsible for an awful lot of the kinder works written. How many write all those childrens programs or christmess films of clean living people. MOstly if you want to whatch the psychologically interesting or king works you need to watch childrens programs, adult ones are endlessly frivolous. . Why do we never look for the good Jews amoung us. Talk of the many jewish doctors? They become doctors because they believe that he who saves a life saves the world.
@litaperna11283 жыл бұрын
wonderful
@benjaminhoover64273 жыл бұрын
Everyone loves Martin Short
@bettym.3996 Жыл бұрын
Bush came to Denver a lot. The streets were blocked off downtown.
@andrewhobbins1915 Жыл бұрын
Does Jewish American Princess synonymous with Jewish American prince?Yeah
@jamesjackovich58863 жыл бұрын
I don't know about the jewish religion, but I love those Hebrew National hotdogs
@heydeanie3 жыл бұрын
Ooh they are soooooo good!
@jamesjackovich58863 жыл бұрын
@@heydeanie we answer to a higher authority
@aaronw87813 жыл бұрын
Those are some pretty tasty hotdogs.
@josegarrido70213 жыл бұрын
Laughed my ass off!!!!!!!
@benjaminhoover64273 жыл бұрын
The Hebrew people are known to be fond of pranks;)
@ladyvincenza3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I can relate to this pretty hard.
@tb94898 ай бұрын
Unleavened-worth, god damn that’s funny
@Piana283 жыл бұрын
I see that Bill got some hair plugs during the Pandemic.
@AE-yt4lx3 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the part about the bending at the knees and the dressing on the side.
@mattberger83483 жыл бұрын
He's playing off the stereotype of middle aged, white collared jewish men- not exactly hardened criminals. Normally, dropping the soap and tossing the salad would have sexual innuendos (in prison). But for these inmates, if you drop the soap, they would be more concerned that you don't throw out your back while bending over to pick it up. And the phrase "tossing the salad" would also refer to literally tossing a slad in order to eat it.
@johnmartin465011 күн бұрын
Best humor…….thank you Mr M
@Nathan-hs2ut3 жыл бұрын
banger
@Nana188682 жыл бұрын
Bill. According to Jewish Law (Halacha), you ARE Jewish. Children of Jewish mothers are Jewish. If you look at OUR history it makes sense. There have been terrible periods where we were conquered and women were raped, abducted and abused. While one could always tell who the mother was, the father could often not be identified. So OUR lineage goes by the mother. Sorry Bill and welcome to the tribe. So yes, you can tell all the Jewish Jokes you want.
@gregh50613 жыл бұрын
3:42 this is literally half the season of curb your enthusiasm
@tb94898 ай бұрын
Ha! Yes
@craffte3 жыл бұрын
Bend at the knees😂😂
@SAJe_533 жыл бұрын
Half Jewish. Does that mean that he believes half of what the Old Testament says or that he half-believes all of it?
@SAJe_53 Жыл бұрын
@@gracebyrne8020 I've been watching Bill for decades, so I know what he professes his beliefs to be in that regard. My question was what the hell "half Jewish" means.
@SAJe_53 Жыл бұрын
@@gracebyrne8020 Not trying to be clever. Just trying to figure out what the hell people mean by half Jewish. With any religious belief. You either believe it or you don't. There is no half Jewish or half Christian
@HaleyMaryАй бұрын
I think he means he's half Ashkenazi. If someone has one Jewish parent, they're half. If someone has a Jewish grandparent, they're a quarter, sometimes a little over a quarter depending on how much Ashkenazi dna you inherit. You can have a Jewish mother/grandmother, not be religious, still be part of the tribe. You can have a Jewish father/grandfather, be religious, not be religious, still be part of the tribe.
@rosemacaskie3 жыл бұрын
who doe snot like money the christians certainly like it as much as anyone. SOme topics can be used to blacken anyone. We suddenly forget that we like money and are also wiley, if we talk of jewish merchants.
@pjgamjones81893 жыл бұрын
The BEST!
@mariaguinsburg50922 жыл бұрын
Bill is Kosher Jew his mom is Jewish, pointer! He has to except it :)))
@akashs88192 жыл бұрын
Taliban has the potential to turn Afghanistan into a technological superpower. you underestimate Afghanistan too much. it could have been better than europe.
@ncorp2668 Жыл бұрын
You are PRO Taliban? What!?
@jackm75712 жыл бұрын
Bill, as you know, according to the Jewish faith, you are Jewish from your mother
@GorgeGeorg2 жыл бұрын
He doesn't believe in the Jewish faith (or any faith), therefore he isn't Jewish (or Christian).
@jackm75712 жыл бұрын
Maybe not believing in Christianity makes you not a Christian according to the Christian belief, but according to the Jewish belief a person is Jewish if there mother is, regardless of their belief. (What you think doesn’t change the reality, kinda like what your gender is :)
@GorgeGeorg2 жыл бұрын
@@jackm7571 It's a belief - therefore it's 100% Totally dependent on the person, not what others think.
@jackm75712 жыл бұрын
Actually for some people religion isn’t just a belief in your brain, it’s a reality. For an Atheist religion is like a stupid conspiracy theory. Not for a religious jew.
@GorgeGeorg2 жыл бұрын
@@jackm7571 But again, that is something that is pertinent only in a 'personnel' manner. IE to one person at a time. Thus it again comes down to what one thinks of themselves.
@freedomwarrior66322 жыл бұрын
Young God
@RobbieBoy333 жыл бұрын
Just ain't funny, go and get a job.
@craffte3 жыл бұрын
Ok $120 million dollars worth of not so funny, then.
@johnasap7773 жыл бұрын
🤭😆😂🤣
@pogolas3 жыл бұрын
So Jews are not a nation, but a religion? It doesn’t sound right. If you have a Jew mother, you are half Jew at least (depending on how you feel).
@turtleflegel68162 жыл бұрын
You are correct. Jewish is considered a religion not a nationality or ethnicity but that's ridiculous. Get to know any jewish guy on this planet even a little bit and tell me he's anything like any white guy you've ever met. Spoiler, he isn't.
@thomasbaader66292 жыл бұрын
@@turtleflegel6816 British anti-discrimination laws list Jews as a ethno-religious group.
@turtleflegel68162 жыл бұрын
@@thomasbaader6629 interesting, tx, good to know
@ncorp2668 Жыл бұрын
@@turtleflegel6816 Most Western Jews are considered white. Each ethnicity and culture has its own roots...but considered racially white, not unlike Armenians, Italians, etc.
@turtleflegel6816 Жыл бұрын
@@ncorp2668 Ask any Jew anywhere what they think of the idea that Jesus Christ is the son of God, and you'll find out just exactly how white they are.
@dugyhoiser3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@VictoriaAlfredSmythe3 жыл бұрын
Vote Matt Gaetz & Donald Junior !!!! MaQa2022
@FakingANerve3 жыл бұрын
Read the room, maybe? 😬🙄
@kingkongkahn83283 жыл бұрын
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
@rosemacaskie3 жыл бұрын
Why bill so kind to some down trodden communities and so bad to Jews ? Was your sweet seeming mother really a witch? Why are you so ignorant about her people?
@craffte3 жыл бұрын
He's hard on everyone.
@mildredmoreno46453 жыл бұрын
His a comedian I grew up in a Jewish community
@ncorp2668 Жыл бұрын
He's joking, just like he does about everyone else.
@54tristin3 жыл бұрын
I used to think he was funny
@1indarkness Жыл бұрын
So my son asked me fore 15 dollahs. I said I don't have 15 dollahs. What do you need 10 dollahs fore? I don't haave 5 dollahs A jews favorite kind of car is one that can stop on a dime. The best way to pick up a Jewish girl is in a dust pan
@drianarvaez13433 жыл бұрын
Bill is too amused with himself, he's not very funny.
@M.Đ-z4u3 жыл бұрын
he is funny
@natkam4513 жыл бұрын
he is very funny, maybe you are not funny, this is why for you bill is not funny;