i'm getting this 6 YEARS later?! i'm a fan of his stand-up and Real Time since '04, Religious,all his late-show interviews and Club Random, and yet KZbin 'hid' this from me?! "thanks" algorithm.
@redseaford9426 Жыл бұрын
You need to get his books then "The New, New Rules" if you haven't already. It's every single new rule from every show ever
@Sonyag18 жыл бұрын
Don't boo. Vote...
@Lisa-ik3wt4 ай бұрын
Fffff yeah
@stephenturner32917 ай бұрын
This guy is awesome. Bill maher is so cool and honest that I've been watching been watching him for almost 30 years.
@OttoDeCalumnias8 жыл бұрын
Bill, you are a Mensch! I like you. Your opinion and wit matters to me.
@BostonRedSoxForever7 жыл бұрын
I love this guy!
@kmaher76888 жыл бұрын
bill maher was just awesome! i wish i could have been at this show and the open Q&A session. i have been at his Real Time show twice and seen his Oslo Norway show, but we never get to talk w/ Bill like this show. i love and agree with his viewpoint
@stormwatcher598 жыл бұрын
This was like up front, close and personal for me.... since it's doubtful I'll ever get a chance to get high with him! LOL
@kmaher76888 жыл бұрын
i can't wait to see what Maher has to say about this fucked up win with Trump. i am sure he had to get high in order to numb his pain and pull the covers over his head after this insane election
@TheSmartLawyer8 жыл бұрын
K Maher maybe we will be lucky and maher will overdose
@kmaher76888 жыл бұрын
nice! are u joking?? if not, how can u claim to be TheSmart Lawyer and make comments like that about Maher or anyone? its comments like what you wrote is why our country is so screwed up
@TheSmartLawyer8 жыл бұрын
K Maher Maher would finally be able to answer his religious doubts, once and for all.
@mohawk44308 жыл бұрын
Bill you seemed nice and baked during the Q&A.
@bentonmaverick98973 жыл бұрын
InstaBlaster...
@donaldberry74668 жыл бұрын
We also need to give her a Democratic majority in the House and Senate! We face another 4 or 8 years of hellish and expensive blocks unless we do that. They ARE the people who take incomes without Doing their jobs!...the people they HATE! No one can make any changes unless we change THEM!! It will take 4 years to construct a 3rd party.
@angelacorbin49968 жыл бұрын
One of the most intalegent Man in US.
@markketello57577 ай бұрын
So intelligent he thought Trump was convicted of sexual assault.
@dst_208 жыл бұрын
"... enough about Dennis Miller" Best line in the video!
@JimLigon8 жыл бұрын
"There is nothing evil about Hillary Clinton. If you are that threatened by Hillary Clinton, you were molested by a real estate lady." - Brilliant! LMAO!!!!
@backstabbingsmithsonian85148 жыл бұрын
Thank You for Repeating! Like Pure GOLD ! ! ✔💯🍻😂 31:02
@kathykelly59308 жыл бұрын
its pretty evil to support sanctions that got 500,000 children killed
@trysometruth8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, sez you. Blehhh. When I have more energy I take everyone of those nonsense statements to task, individually, but I just can't motivate at 3:16 am. But, honestly? Obama is presiding over "the advancement of global ecological disaster"? I've heard all the "Thanks, Obama" silliness for 8 years, but blaming Obama for Climate Change is freakin' unbelievable. Because he's "presiding over the advancement of global ecological disaster"? Oh, and the "ongoing destabilzation of America". What a steaming plate of crap.
@hwkvr8 жыл бұрын
"Real estate lady" or the Government Official, who (OK, via Fund) took bribes from the foreign countries?...
@trysometruth8 жыл бұрын
hwkvr Nope. You can't "take a bribe" via a Fund. The $$ didn't get channeled to Hillary personally.
@JazTrance8 жыл бұрын
Totally agree with what he said about leaving L.A. It's my town too xx
@starlessmystery64296 ай бұрын
This aged well
@abstractapproach6348 жыл бұрын
5:00 perfect chance to mention an actual issue, trump wants to give students vouchers and make the system completely beholden to them. I wasn't going to vote for rhetoric our character assault, by either side.......but trumps education plan is what is making me vote, for the first time, for Hillary Rodham Clinton.
@bmo44118 жыл бұрын
Good for you. I'm voting again (for Trump, of course!) for the first time in over 25 years. I don't like what our country has become, & the path it's taking. A vote for Hillary is a vote for BLM terrorists, radical 3rd-wave feminism, SJW extremists, left-wing progressive liberal lunacy, socialism , communism, Marxism, fascism, the War On The U.S. Constitution (especially the First & Second Amendments) etc,....
@mikekelly19578 жыл бұрын
+Jay Hart - Clearly you are one of the non-informed people that Bill Maher is always talking about. For instance, Marxism and Fascism are at opposite poles of the political landscape. So a person can't be both a Marxist and a Fascist. Ms. Clinton, and President Obama, are not at war with the 2nd Amendment. In fact during the last four years we've seen the expansion of the proliferation of small arms in this country. I am glad you've decided to break your 25 years of not fulfilling your responsibility as a citizen, but sad that you've chosen the path that you have.
@ShaithMaster8 жыл бұрын
"Marxism and Fascism are at opposite poles of the political landscape" I say this all the time to people who throw words like that around. The thing is, they are just using them because they convey the idea that a politician or party is going to oppress you or take someone from you, they don't care what they actually mean. That little slogan/buzzword tirade is a clear indicator that he gets his information from one source.
@bagboy19428 жыл бұрын
Fox News!
@R0yL338 жыл бұрын
That's right, the education system's first priority is to teachers and their unions. Screw the kids!
@mishpet98 жыл бұрын
The sound on this video is very low.
@Iam2flycam8 жыл бұрын
Good thing weed is Legal in Washington. Gonna need it for a while
@bonlouis88088 жыл бұрын
3rd Parties are better targeting congress, city halls and state houses; build the political infrastructure then you can make more legitimate claims on the White House
@aaronsmith16768 жыл бұрын
3rd parties won't ever be successful without public funding of campaigns. As long as 2 parties control most of the country, a 3rd party will always play the role of spoiler, going back all the way to Teddy Roosevelt which spoiled it for Taft leading to Wilson. But you are right, if the green party or the libertarians want to be taken seriously, they need to gain ground in city and state elections first.
@giantsr1eva4 жыл бұрын
+Bon Louis We'll just blame them for costing the democrat or republican the election.
@tdehostos8 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher, call me anytime so I can help move
@TheSateef8 жыл бұрын
get your facts right bill, putin said trump was 'colorful', nothing about been a great guy. and trump is colorful, orange is a color.
@Awseswa8 жыл бұрын
Haha that's the compliment you use when you can't think of a compliment
@ryanhill97808 жыл бұрын
Steve Haigh ORANGE LIVES MATTER
@nc-zq8pn8 жыл бұрын
he has wisdom to start his own religion but being an atheist he cant
@queenmaoasada84478 жыл бұрын
Manish Yadav I'll join it. I'm an atheist. But I will get behind whatever cult he proposes!
@danielbrown17245 жыл бұрын
He's so high, 😆
@pattylangloh32242 жыл бұрын
Love you Bill!
@queenmaoasada84478 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever disagreed with Bill Maher on ANYTHING... Except his love of L.A. I'm a jaded native of Manhattan, but I'd sooner live in Mogadishu than L.A. #OKMaybeNotButStill
@queenmaoasada84478 жыл бұрын
That being said, Bill, I'll meetchya in Vancouver. We can get high and go to Whistler. #MapleMatch
@taffoasongwed30998 жыл бұрын
Jules Mekler L.A like the rest of California is historically liberal. You get to be heavily taxed but the scenery is fantastic, not to mention the weather and the cool laid back people as well as very multicultural.
@bajan5038 жыл бұрын
Jules Mekler I'm in Laguna beach I'm happy
@pamryan96968 жыл бұрын
And the disaster reallycdid happen. Fuckkkkkkkkkkk
@brandontrump42158 жыл бұрын
wtf turn my TV all the way up still barely hear it
@JohnnyWAING8 жыл бұрын
hahaha. " I came on your artpiece" Bill maher is a real genius
@tweezergeezer18 жыл бұрын
23 years, he's like The Simpsons -- only Maher has stayed funny.
@jralveiro3 жыл бұрын
You are god damn right
@FernandoEstrada-km3ws Жыл бұрын
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@FernandoEstrada-km3ws Жыл бұрын
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@Lisa-ik3wt4 ай бұрын
The Simpsons have been running far longer, and I love Bill.
@paulcoy90607 жыл бұрын
what's up with the low audio ?
@JSV-pr4qo8 жыл бұрын
Fucking love this guy
@SilvaLevi-q6i3 ай бұрын
I feel like if I'm bill mahers hair on his ear I hang on to him.. I don't want him plucking me out . I want to grow with Bill..He has verbal gymnastics... winning the gold medal
@Wild_Vegan_Child8 жыл бұрын
It really fuckin happened alright. Hopefully, SNL, Steven Colbert, Bill Maher, John Oliver and the rest are able to still do their job without getting taken off air. It would be nice if Bill Maher stopped insulting orange haired orangatangs by continually associating them with trump, oh those poor poor orangatangs.
@buckwild81908 жыл бұрын
hows that ass feeling??
@jasonlmetcalf8 жыл бұрын
lol still stings but getting better a little
@buckwild81908 жыл бұрын
wolfpac thanx for the laugh
@graerindley63122 жыл бұрын
Whiny
@Wild_Vegan_Child2 жыл бұрын
@@graerindley6312 😄 Is all good, trump ain't all bad, he was way better than biden who is literally asleep at the wheel. It's a new day. Let's Go Brandon!
@Gtheddy8 жыл бұрын
I was thinking, if the country is ruled like a business, isn't a dictatorship? What do you guys think? It makes sense..
@witheringi94928 жыл бұрын
Toronto, the home of Samantha B welcomes you Bill
@soulwarrior8 жыл бұрын
"Let's run the Red Cross like a whorehouse!" *lol*
@petersmythe64848 жыл бұрын
(Around and just before 18:20) Very true, as a South African, definitely very true.
@deadcatvsbanana8 жыл бұрын
i love you Bill Maher you really "tell it how it is" they should've elected you over Trump haha
@rock-n-rollfoodie3 жыл бұрын
Lunatic won and it’s over thankfully. Only over 500,000 citizens didn’t make it ...
@jonwyn76563 жыл бұрын
Reality TV president for a reality TV nation.
@rrwww5628 жыл бұрын
There is a general consensus amoung Canadians that the average American is uninformed, ignorant and even stupid. Why? The parents, the inferior educational system and YES: the parents ands teachers and principals don't work together as in the past. I know a woman (Toronto born and raised) who met and married a Detroit man and lived in a beautiful upper class neighbourhood. She lasted just under 2 years and came home with a sense of relief. Why? " They're just plain stupid and all they do is go to the mall. ' How smug we can be! Or scared?
@jaythomas44488 жыл бұрын
+rrwww1 Yeah, I've met some Canadians. They're about some half-wits. Tell those country bumpkin hosers to stay up there in their icebox, we don't want them in the U.S. anyway.
@jimbridson17318 жыл бұрын
Putin did not say Drumph is brilliant. He said he is flamboyant or flashy.
@EdgyPuer8 жыл бұрын
fashy*
@TheNYCndn8 жыл бұрын
We're fucked now.
@jdubs3258 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see all who are moving, should be interesting if people keep their words lol.
@timesawastin20128 жыл бұрын
What is so shocking about Trump being elected is that he is that typical major motion picture rich, villain, we have seen time and time again. But in movies, the villain ends up losing! Apparently, the sixty million people who voted for him don't watch movies or they are just waiting for Superman to come and save us all!
@timmay3018 жыл бұрын
They should have known this when he got the GOP ticket. Everyboy was happy, saying yeah now the democratic candidate will win. But they should have realised THEN, that Trump was the most popular: what does this mean? And all the anti trump sentiments would just add to the feeling that trump is anti-establishment, when in fact he really isnt at all.
@garudavideoproductions4140 Жыл бұрын
Why bother... the audio sucks... low low!
@dang96698 жыл бұрын
ahhh, I was hoping this was post-election!
@rachaelday47098 жыл бұрын
dang9669 I know I can't wait to watch that one
@twstf89055 жыл бұрын
Its December 5th., 2019 now, oh what a Trump Presidency it has been lol if Bill knew then what we've all had to endure up to now, he'd have been SCREAMING for Americans to vote for Hillary Clinton, or anybody else. It's been FAR worse than any of us could have predicted. And, hopefully by next November enough Americans will have learned that lesson, because learning the hard way is the most effective way, right?! Well, we'll put that hypothesis to the test soon enough.
@practice2025x2 жыл бұрын
12:00 NOT! the market relies on volatility
@plghh8 жыл бұрын
he could have asked Obama about the drone strikes and how they likely create more terrorists than they kill. He could have asked him about his cozy relationship with bankers and how the justice dept never jails anyone for financial crimes or banks laundering money for drug cartels where no one goes to jail.. He could asked him about the prosecution of whistleblowers.
@carrow10578 жыл бұрын
and he have asked who started WWIII, repulicans........and who got OSAMA? o year Obama.........great one mate. Wake up you support a psychopath. He is a complete liar, biggot, and fool and sexpest.
@davidsmith92968 жыл бұрын
I don't get all the hoopla about Trump winning, we've been circling the toilet for over forty years and now it's all come to fruition ! WE THE PEOPLE, set the stage and let it happen, suck it up, get over it and keep fuckin' moving AMERICA ! ! !
@jessievalentine89768 жыл бұрын
I love Bill Maher, but if only I could hear him... I have hearing issues and the audio on this video is not really helping. I have maxed the volume on my PC and KZbin and still no use. :( In some parts it's just a murmur.
@JeanLaSha8 жыл бұрын
I loooove me some Bill Maher ugh.
@birtan928 жыл бұрын
i guess he was high at that moment.
@carrow10578 жыл бұрын
he was clear and spot on. Better than being 100% arrogant.
@drayvelharris83488 жыл бұрын
Bill maher now owes everyone to move to canada
@deployedkitty8 жыл бұрын
Whoever made this should have turned down the volume on their 6 Megawatt amplifier before posting the video, and realized we almost can't hear a shit Bill Maher is saying.
@i.a.33938 жыл бұрын
deployedkitty Cool profile pic.
@stormwatcher598 жыл бұрын
Henry, yours too. I love kitties and carousel horses. :)
@i.a.33938 жыл бұрын
stormwatcher59 Thanks, a Beatles reference.
@everwhat0138 жыл бұрын
@12:36 what did the guy ask? I heard "Who do you think is really gonna win?", but I didn't catch the last part that made people laugh. I couldn't make that last comment out either, about Hillary being evil or something? If someone would humor me and help me out here, I'd appreciate it!lol
@jasonbarnes84527 ай бұрын
The follow up was, “Really, Seriously.” The laughter was for Bill’s reaction.
@jamesr.92396 жыл бұрын
Don’t we just wish that”unique” was a good thing when it comes to the Great Pumpkin, instead of it meaning uniquely ignorant and dangerous.
@impishmisconception77622 жыл бұрын
Wait, he said he's 38 in this clip. He is now 66 and yet apparently this clip is only 5 years old. Something isn't adding up here...
@Pretermit_Sound Жыл бұрын
Yeah it was a joke; you can tell by the look on his face, and what he says immediately afterwards
@impishmisconception7762 Жыл бұрын
@@Pretermit_Sound Oh, so this was sarcasm then. I sometimes misunderstand when people are sarcastic. I thought he was seriously stating that he was 38 years old.
@Pretermit_Sound Жыл бұрын
@@impishmisconception7762 it’s not the best recording, so it’s probably not obvious unless you’re really familiar with his style of delivery. Bill was born in the 50s,, 1958 I think.
@TheMMObro8 жыл бұрын
i think that too.. why would someone smart go SO out of their way to, as you said, hate the other party and come after them with someone truly stupid shit? it's bc they are resorting to desperate measures to try and attack the other party so they can appease the entities that fumed their campaign. it's like borrowing money and fearing you won't be able to pay it back. you'll do anything. you don't wanna lose your house or car, you know? money needs to come out of politics...
@justmemadison8 жыл бұрын
Regardless of who wins, the American people need to stay involved. With social media it's possible for all of us to speak up when they are doing or trying to do something that we don't agree with. Too many people go home after they vote, if they vote, and feel like they've done their part. Well, it's not enough and the divide in the country is proof of that. We have the Congress and presidential candidates we have because that's who we have voted for to occupy the most important positions in the country. We can not afford to surrender our power, the little we have left, to the rich because they will completely own our Government in no time and we'll really be screwed.
@ryanhill97808 жыл бұрын
justmemadison The rich do own your government, you're already screwed.
@danielgolarz67410 ай бұрын
Bill please say something about the out of control OCCUPATIONAL LICENSING for k-12 teachers in this country. I'm the author of EIGHT DAYS IN AN INNER CITY SCHOOL
@gigie5558 жыл бұрын
Looks like Bill just snorted something before coming on.
@GurusCartoon8 жыл бұрын
First
@gnash5558 жыл бұрын
Have you heard the one about the jew who pretended to be an Irishman for 30 years? Jon Stewart tells it really well...
@graerindley63122 жыл бұрын
Bill smokes and drinks, and trump doesnt.
@Raz.C6 жыл бұрын
Wow. He says "you know" a lot...
@qwamqwamasketilmixum29157 жыл бұрын
“Hopefully he won’t be in our lives much after Tuesday...” Which Tuesday is that, Bill?
@SantaBarbaraBiking8 жыл бұрын
Cant hear this!
@SamWolfe3 жыл бұрын
12:53 Bill saw Trump's win coming....
@carlynnkratzer86128 жыл бұрын
Christ I can hardly hear this.
@coonhunter1325 жыл бұрын
I'm for trump 100% and anyone with common sense would be also unless your just unamerican.
@giantsr1eva5 жыл бұрын
Coonhunter #1 It's common sense to add to the national debt? He's a big government liberal and a fake conservative. A real conservative would cut government spending instead of increasing military spending. His Supreme Court justice saved abortions, Brett Kavanaugh voted against the court to take up an abortion case.
@rock-n-rollfoodie3 жыл бұрын
Coonhunter ... STFU and your stupid if you think trump has your back. He will let every single insurrectionist rot in jail after January 6 2021 just cause he can’t be bothered. Truly he did nothing good!
@luisdesales15836 жыл бұрын
Dude the sound fucking sucks, not watching it, will try to find a version with sound.
@damianpampampam7685 жыл бұрын
Only dogs can hear that dude
@rrwww5627 жыл бұрын
Us Canadians will welcome you Americans with understanding and sympathy - but PLEASE: leave your guns behind. (My son was accepted at one of your most prestigious colleges, but he has no interest in entering 'a toxic environment with a lot of ignorant people who are fat and so out to lunch that it's unbelievable.' And I'm relieved.
@hubertfarnsworth85067 жыл бұрын
What a "trump special audience"? Whatever it is, it's bill's
@debbiegreen59638 жыл бұрын
smart move bill and john going dark on hbo especially after you and john oliver basically campaigned against trump
@daricklapaglia43374 ай бұрын
Bill literally referencing his hs girlfriend
@yell508 жыл бұрын
Bill has had his differences with trump but i bet he is voting for trump secretly any way because Hilary's america would be tremendously terrible for America
@barnabyaprobert51598 жыл бұрын
Yeah, who needs the stock market (job creators) to continue to grow? We'd MUCH rather have the nuclear war that Trump would create when some foreign leader mocks his hair.
@yell508 жыл бұрын
Barnaby ap Robert WRONG
@barnabyaprobert51598 жыл бұрын
Wrong, huh? Did you ever listen to him over-react when anyone questions anything about him> The guy is a spoiled, rich brat who can't take a joke. BTW, turn on the news, he LOSING everywhere except a couple of racist states. Ha Ha Ha!
@yell508 жыл бұрын
Barnaby ap Robert ha ha, trump won put that in your pie and smoke it. so who is WRONG ? its you as we can see.
@barnabyaprobert51598 жыл бұрын
Trump won...and the stock market began losing foreign investors as they've switched to Swiss francs and Japanese Yen because they know that Trump's plan will destroy the economy. My stock portfolio has already taken a hit. Thanks, Trump.
@chrispyatt52766 жыл бұрын
keep crying Bill, Trump keeps on winning
@grandmasharon20144 жыл бұрын
Really? Not lately.
@chrispyatt52764 жыл бұрын
@@grandmasharon2014 Aint over
@grandmasharon20144 жыл бұрын
@@chrispyatt5276 whatever
@unotgangster13977 жыл бұрын
yeah it doesn't but that's where change comes in Billy and start changing it to run the country like a business.u have to start somewhere lol lol
@patricklarry66452 жыл бұрын
"You're smart but I still can't get through to you." Speak for yourself bill..
@Tiza123m7 жыл бұрын
How... old was that girlfrined who didn`t learn anything in highschool ? Bill I love you but cn you wait for them to finish college first. If they don`t turn into a crazy feminist - she`s both 21 AND smart.
@giantsr1eva4 жыл бұрын
Tiza123m It was that crazy feminist myth that allowed Trump to win the election.
@jimheuchert60458 жыл бұрын
I'm Canadian and would never want this piece crap in my country.
@ladyvincenza7 жыл бұрын
*sigh*
@witheringi94928 жыл бұрын
Vancouver = 360 days of rain and it is horribly boring
@sheraz10018 жыл бұрын
The best option was a Hillary-Bernie ticket. I said it but nobody listened.
@brucepee57657 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when your drunk and stoned trying to talk. Love you Billy when your sober
@gnash5558 жыл бұрын
That face you do when you find out you are on the wrong side of history...
@lightofchicagoproductionz90122 жыл бұрын
What face ?
@qwamqwamasketilmixum29157 жыл бұрын
Jeez, it’s really hard for Bill Maher to get through a show without expressing his hatred for Native Americans in some fashion, isn’t it? With the abhorrent ignorant things Bill has said about Natives in public, I would hate to see what he has to say about Indians in private. I seriously doubt he’s ever met a Native in person, why does he hate one of the smallest minorities in the world? I guess it doesn’t have to make sense - that’s how bigotry works.
@JackSquat18 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher is LOW energy.
@edbouchard17208 жыл бұрын
Maher is a crude sob, his fucken face looks like Halliry's clit is stuck on his face. Maher your funny for the low life...
@queenmaoasada84478 жыл бұрын
Ed Bouchard Well I doubt he wants to fuck you, so save your #whinylittlebitch comments for those of us who don't adore him. If Bill Maher started a cult I would join it. And try to learn spelling and grammar before you troll about how someone's face looks like a clit.
@barnabyaprobert51598 жыл бұрын
Ed is so *painfully* stupid that he doesn't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. No wonder Eddiepoo is voting for Trump. Trump *loves* stupid people! He even said so!
@SuCKeRPunCH1878 жыл бұрын
"I love the poorly educated!"
@barnabyaprobert51598 жыл бұрын
linfr, your lies are laughable.
@barnabyaprobert51598 жыл бұрын
Trump: Putin's boy toy.
@lightofchicagoproductionz90122 жыл бұрын
Cant believe time has passed by so much ... felt like the Iraq war went on for ages ....