Bill Mahr - Cumtown Podcast

[@CurlyMcNulty]

Bill Mah hard R

[@sicktheory7575]

Nice

[@LBzarro]

You did it

[@yungwhales]

nicely done sir!

[@Mtv-get-off-thee-air]

Hell yeah dude

[@aaronjohnson8490]

R so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me

[@chrisandrew9840]

"Don't worry about me, I'll just be sinking into my spinal column, writing the entire show" is one of the most underrated lines in this show.

[@thorstenfuzzi5031]

Who rated it?

[@Bale4Bond]

@@thorstenfuzzi5031no one, but this guy's vocabulary is so limited that he has to rely on some sort of phrase. Cut him some slack!

[@bebopcola4643]

​@@Bale4BondYou are a 🆖ger

[@averyterribleperson5292]

​@@Bale4Bondpee pee poo poo

[@louie5436]

this bluechew read is an all time classic

[@BranGrizz]

Molested disclaimer/announcer guy is my favorite Nick Mullen impression

[@mellowmike2668]

Same

[@C47vin]

been looking for it for mad long lol

[@yashnigam6]

Very good Mr. Shapiro

[@reverend_wintondupree]

According to Bill, he prefers the house than the field.

[@brianitis]

"I'm sorry I said the "N" word. I'll never say it in public again. But let's not forget who the real "N" words are: the republicans'

[@tylerstears4445]

He's such a boomer lol

[@JoeMama-tl4tr]

Cumtown got me through many weeks of sadness from my wife’s heart surgery. I’ll forever be grateful to these 2 legends and the bug for putting a smile on my face during those many tough days

[@WaffleHouseBandit]

I hope your life partner is okily dokily ❤️

[@markdenton3141]

Is she dead yet?

[@Juansvids]

I’m sorry she didn’t pass my friend. You’ll get her next time

[@jrmungandr]

The threat of losing a solid beard is tough for anyone to endure

[@ciepastrefa1004]

Yeah right what did she have, a bong hit transplant?

[@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956]

“I leaned so hard into being a stereotype that now I’m a baby”

[@JoeMama-hf4xh]

This bit was so good I might actually buy blue chew

[@ZeranZeran]

_It's cause I'm gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :( WAHH_ _Boop_

[@lilfilth5622]

How hard did it get

[@cornycarl]

The line about chinese people is so fucking funny because it sounds exactly like something bill maher would say

[@Thelegendaryalchemis]

5:50

[@clintbustwood4800]

@@Thelegendaryalchemis king

[@specialknees6798]

“Michael Phelps in a hammock” is an underrated line

[@garibaldi4971]

So true, that line always stuck out to me as a hilarious visual representation of how unconcerned Bill was lmao

[@ZeranZeran]

5:50 It's time to open your eyes, okay?

[@ZeranZeran]

10:21 I'm a baby now

[@roberthorry621]

The ima baby bit is so accurate

[@ZeranZeran]

@@roberthorry621 Thank you for reminding me. That and 11:01 is making me laugh my ass off right now the sobbing

[@frankcooke1692]

You know that when the camera is off he'll corner a guest and be like "I'm the one who tells the jokes around here".

[@MrSleepyweezul]

10:41 for one of the funniest things ever to come out of an ad read, on this or any other show.

[@Wetknees]

My grandma watches bill Maher and she laughed at “Chinese people, open your eyes”

[@monguskooklord7867]

ur gma sounds like a choice piece of ass

[@HarrisonHollers]

You got grandma listening to Cum Town too?

[@nikop1365]

“Welcome to Real Time, I’m gay comedian Bill Maher”

[@sbz666_]

"Today, we're joined by Hollywood's most prominent gay actor..."

[@Stringmaster413]

"BILL!BILL!BILL!BILL! BILL [MAHR] THE [GAY] GUY!"

[@123123123123377]

Imagine if bill mahr was emperor of russia in the 1800s and also loved science and he was called bill mahr the science tsar

[@Eamonshort1]

I hate myself for how hard I laughed at this

[@roberthorry621]

Gay and based

[@Quitu1849]

and then he got sh ot to fucking death in front of his kids

[@georgeemery3295]

I'm gay

[@stevengomez7092]

I too am gay.

[@zakaryrichmond396]

Whoa ditto

[@ThemMightyPies]

Super gay over here.

[@chevster23]

The gayest right here!

[@lazarus_8589]

Me too

[@bonson9156]

My mom watches Bill Maher so I told her I was gay.

[@reverend_wintondupree]

Bill Bill Bill!!!

[@nomore2001]

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

[@LeonApricus]

Best blue chew ad ever!

[@theholymackerel072]

No. There are objectively even funnier and crazier ones. But the BetDSI ad sponsored by Steven Paddock is the all-timer.

[@janssenmccormick7824]

The BetDSI ad where it’s the founder of the company trying to spell her name “Betsy”

[@adrianjtarrant]

Bill Maher was a villain in an episode of Murder She Wrote

[@pandavelli8176]

Was he a grapist?

[@frankcooke1692]

He does seem a lot like he's what a 90s screenwriter would imagine an edgy political talk show host is like.

[@monguskooklord7867]

Hwo about Nword He Said

[@celticfox]

What a time, forgot that anyone even remotely called Bill Maher a "funny guy" lol

[@fshoaps]

He was a good stand up in his day. Of course you don’t know what that is.

[@promark5317]

​@@fshoapsBill Maher stinks and always has.

[@ameerhamid89]

​@@fshoapstell us more about the mystical past

[@lovesosaJDPON]

“Chinese people, it’s time to open your eyes”

[@jordanfedele8247]

“The republicans…”

[@hzafary]

Yessss, im here for all the bill maher bashing, uhkay?

[@Zkullz69]

Blue chew mort! 9:10

[@dereksmith6713]

For some reason, and I can’t pinpoint why, I’m strongly inclined to get some of that blue chew. Ahhhh, fuuuck me! That advertisement was so seemless, these guys are going places.

[@slyder35]

Great sound on this. Didnt rape my ears one bit

[@Maxisamo1]

I know right? Also I'm gay

[@folksnem1855]

"Joe needs us" "Who's Joe?" He was talking about Rogan

[@philiptaylor8223]

How do you say first in Vietnamese?

[@zakaryrichmond396]

You dont its a commie language

[@danem.9402]

“Đầu tiên” According to google translate

[@johnnyhuynh9016]

Tuoc

[@biggunfelix1]

tôi là gay

[@krazyzyko]

Ichiban

[@trancebodega2739]

i was hoping this would include the other Bill Maher bit

[@RyanChalk-p8n]

Lmaooo that’s exactly why I clicked it

[@IloveJillValentine1974]

I love Jill Valentine

[@setsunaemblem]

Which Jill Valentine is your favorite Jill Valentine

[@IloveJillValentine1974]

@@setsunaemblem I really like RE3 remake Jill

[@Sigh95]

New rule: We’re all gay

[@MattThomas-i2q]

I'd watch that show

[@applecrumpies224]

I use to watch night tv trevor noah, bill marh and and Steven colbare. I rather quickly forgot about them once I started regularly using the streaming services available.

[@RhyseeB]

Great story!

[@bbbbbbb51]

I'm glad I avoided trash television

[@johnnyhuynh9016]

Squinting lmao

[@ZeranZeran]

If you go around squinting at everybody, don't get upset when people do it to you!

[@LinusBitchTits]

@@ZeranZerandon’t you feel a little embaRICEd?

[@AK-es9dn]

Bill Maher the [booop] guy

[@berniemacdonald8026]

Bill Maher the gamer guy

[@sanikfast4639]

Does anyone have footage of bill mahr the n word guy?? Its been scrubbed from the internet i cant find it, someone Help me find it please

[@NoBreadForYou]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioXWgJ2qo7traZo this?

[@hongodongo9053]

Its just unlisted and age restricted. Google will ask for your id if you want to watch it and fuck that. Hope someone uploads it to dm

[@AdamS235]

Willy god damn nilly

[@myguitardidyermom212]

He's in House 2 which is only of interest if you like shitty sequels to middling b-tier horror flicks from the 80s

[@JustAReminder]

The military should cut its entire marketing budget and let it slip that they guarantee that penis surgery. I’m 100% serious. They spend tens of thousands of dollars per recruit. Like I think they would save money.

[@dylanwilliams7868]

Who made this compilation, the Republicans? 🧐

[@HarrisonHollers]

Bill sounds like an old Boomer who flipped after Obama

[@simonhdfifa1685]

7:55 bluechew

[@VersusArdua]

Holy shit I'm fucking in pain here

[@Gush27]

My god is that blue chew ad read funny

[@Sleepsailor]

I love it

[@daricklapaglia4337]

I thought bill maher was breckin Meyer when I was a kid

[@MattThomas-i2q]

At this point they're probably the same person

[@timothy790110]

Its actuwlly listenable without stavros.

[@Portable47]

I've never heard Nick scream lol

[@mikezayas324]

DC cab with MR T is classic

[@ttttypes]

Damn I didn't know the cum boys were Maher fans

[@fxlkpunkrapper]

they're definitely not lol

[@Dr.W1zard]

I am Joe, theyre right i do need them

[@matkiley17]

Idk why but I say excuse me but I like it... ((sorry)) all the time jajaja

[@wrexstrongo]

You guys ever realize that side bar toast isn’t the same thing as watching jizz recreate the manimal?

[@arthurpendrake2339]

You using California Love is Superman's Theme 4:00

[@lolechi]

5:46

[@charliem5575]

Stav’s political takes are so flawlessly r€tarded it’s like a work of art. He is the true alpha lib.

[@farzanamughal5933]

How

[@charliem5575]

@@farzanamughal5933 He is entirely misinformed while simultaneously being entirely uninformed. Alpha lib.

[@jacobjenn1]

NEW RULE: IM GAY

[@mattski1979]

House 2

[@WORLDCRUSHER9000]

get your life back

[@billriddle9215]

You guys are so rookie.

[@miffedmax6775]

Who's Joe?

[@lumpheadthump]

Wow, this is some serious whining. Is that what this podcast is, just whining?