Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-3-19

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

I thought Ol Billy Copper crotch had forgotten about us this week

[@hektordelarge1364]

Hahhahahahhaha.....

[@ClaversOdhiambo]

Thanks for standing by Louie, Bill ;) love you both

[@DougUnfunny]

louis ck talk 17:18

[@x0stardust-x2e]

I've been waiting for him to talk about it!!!

[@masaksenja]

Finally!

[@kilgoretrout6136]

Thanks

[@saulgoodman612]

What comedian was shitting on Louis?

[@ElGordo2497]

@@saulgoodman612 Judd Apatow and Andy Richter

[@TH-go7pu]

Everyone heard Louise cks leaked set? It's good

[@giannis5250]

It was great until he did the attack helicopter bit. I'd rather a goat comedian not rehearse 3 year old right-wing memes.

[@ElGordo2497]

@@giannis5250 I mean the bit is more relevant than ever and he gave it his own touch. It was really short too.

[@MrMetalManMe]

Yes he's back to his best I think

[@LarsLarsen77]

@@giannis5250 He didn't say attack helicopter. He said royalty. Which as far as I know just me and one republican kid who got on fox with my brilliant gender idea have ever suggested. (My pronouns are your majesty/his majesty)

[@ThomasBrubach]

@@giannis5250 Why do you think Louis CK has any clue about an alt-right meme? What a strange assumption, instead of realizing that he, like many other people across (on both sides of the political aisle) roll their eyes at the extreme pronoun discussions?

[@ignatiusjayreilly415]

29:30 ... sneaker-stores that have collaborations and special stuff: The Good Will Out in Cologne, Richard-Wagner-str.31 in Munich you've got Solebox, Altheimer Eck 6 and in Berlin - Overkill , Köpenicker Str. 195a Downstairs, Blücherstr. 22 Solebox, Nürnberger Str. 14 and then of course you have Adidas stores in every major city, but they don't have anything out of the ordinary... hope I could help

[@GamingPenis]

Ol' Billy Backblech in Germany, the home of the *beer* Great gameplan you got there trying to drink less 😂😂

[@raypowers8083]

Long live Bier!

[@adamgm84]

I hate regular ads, but i love to hear bill read them and shit on them. It feels real.

[@Nash9r]

Can't wait to go to your show in an hour. So cool that you are in my hometown Cologne :)

[@brandonknable7890]

Tell us how it was

[@davidmurillolifeisart]

Thank God for Bill Burr podcast...my day was starting to go down the shit hole! I need this

[@GNCceo]

I FUCKING LOVE BILL BURR

[@patrickmccabe3256]

Judd needs to STFU about Louie's material Bill. Glad you called him out, and I hope he hears you👍

[@andrewstefanow9311]

Long live Louie

[@richardkeklinski3320]

@@Urov. who are you, his boyfriend?

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

@@Urov. You're seriously going to complain about spelling when you type like that?

[@Urov.]

@@TheAlpineShepherdBoy grammar doesn't matter, getting someones name right does. Like who the fuck is louie?

[@dner75-xh9le]

He won't hear, but one of his stable-boys will make sure he get the news. Bill and Louie are master chefs. Judd Apatow owns a franchise chain of McDonalds.

[@a.k.4o]

Mr. Burr deserves 500,000 subscribers by 2020

[@donniecheese5967]

AK 4o I doubt he cares. Ever heard him talk about anything like that. Exactly.

[@a.k.4o]

Ofcourse not that's why I think he deserves it

[@legacycertified5922]

My great grandfather was a spitfire pilot in WW2 and he told me when I was really young that it was the biggest buzz you could ever have when you shot down enemy planes

[@themaypole]

'I'm gonna try and get into popculture for the podcast...so Madonna' creased me

[@maxd2215]

I'm gonna see old Billy freckles in Berlin Germany on Friday, can't wait. Awesome!

[@bilalsalaam9625]

No ads, just old freckles !

[@yourpersonalspammer]

25:35

[@donniecheese5967]

Sound cloud doesn't have ads. First time listening on ytube. I don't do commercials anymore.

[@foellerd]

Epic fail comment bilal salaam. You had one job.

[@aleccraig7283]

Thank you for your take on Louis's set. I was beginning to think I was the only one who was thinking this way

[@amillieshub4136]

Bill is a Legend

[@vitoingrande9787]

Does anybody know the song that’s was played at the 30:00 mark

[@satserveincable]

Huge fan Billy Boy ! Getting a late start with my excuse for a comedic career You inspired me

[@ajjelbilel2173]

Loved his show in Cologne ! Verzi was also really funny !

[@Jeremy-er8yc]

Bill I didn't realize you were a time traveler. You're talking about the 2011 Rose Bowl as if it just happened for some reason. I was hoping to hear you talking about the UW vs OSU Rose Bowl.

[@AmirMalik-sj3ov]

Bill Burr is naturally funny....

[@BuddahUK]

Love you, Bill 👌🇬🇧

[@REZN8thegreat]

"just go do some squats" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@acestorms5256]

Billy and Mr. Virzi absolutely fucking killed in Munich, y'all are in for an outstanding fucking show! What a fucking rockstar Billy is....

[@Pyriphlegeton]

Hey Bill, I'll be in your sunday show tomorrow. It will be my first ever live stand-up comedy and I can not wait! So looking forward to it!

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

Honestly.. Who considers Judd Apatow a real comedian?

[@nickb3968]

"he cleans the floors but he's wicked smart"- lol, reminds me of you Burr. Didn't you used to drive a forklift or some shit?

[@EasyBreezy41]

See ya today in Munich! I'm stoked!

[@nickhahn7326]

If you flew that route every month it would be: Life's too short to be standing in line for half my life.

[@eazy1896]

Man going to Israel for a comedy show is like going to a battlefield for tanning

[@jozafax]

Wat's the music that begins at 30:28 ?

[@hughes4402]

what is that jam for the interlude? i want more. often enjoy the tunes but don't see the info listed

[@ericburns1887]

I had to go to Google when old freckles did.

[@ferd_dwi]

Keep us updated with European situation will ya 'ol freckles

[@BryceAndreychuk]

Hey ole' freckles, thank you. :)

[@cadillacdeville5828]

I wish I could play this on speaker at work.

[@No_one448]

I would love to work at your place if you'd do it. xD

[@apksand9307]

Madonna needs to talk to a therapist. You’re in your 60’s, made a ton of money, stop fighting this losing battle.

[@Robotshadow]

I love u Bill

[@Ryoufriggingserious]

Billy "Red Balls" went for a 2 point conversion { insert punchline here}

[@cevicheisdelicious]

Fucking September 2020 impression is spot on.

[@rockfortunerecords]

Good old Billy "Low Hanging Fruit Nuts!"

[@beatz04]

Being from and living in Germany (Hamburg) i can tell you that most people here don't shy away from dealing with our history, but it's not a big significance in our everyday lives either. Reason for both basically is, our (and the even younger) generation were born way after the war, which enables us to look at the whole thing from a more rational perspective as we factually weren't a part of that s**t. That doesn't take away there's still some dark cloud of guilt left in the back of our collective minds. It's also a reason why we're pretty aware and alert to the beginning signs of facism (because "we" experienced it), hence the majority of germans dislike for Trump.

[@beatz04]

P.S. Being patient standing in line isn't definitely not a german forte though.

[@JacobafJelling]

“Putt sum’ money in the game, eh’’

[@Kris971a]

Love to here more from your adventures in Europe, Billy Bob Burr! Hope to hear more made up facts about Denmark before your gig here!

[@tednugent-hopkis]

Wow on time for once.

[@jgillan92]

Bill doesn't even have to do these dude. The fact that he does is awesome, show some respect, he's a busy man 😒. Oh and go fuck yourself 😎

[@tadficuscactus]

Madonna's new album is called 'bolted on ass'.

[@johanflod]

Why not add video to this podcast? I usually watch it on KZbin. thanks for the podcast btw

[@dustinharrison8666]

Good luck on your tour Bill! :)

[@Joshualacruz]

Very ironic how I am totally agreeing on Bills paranoia (the last few minutes), whilst listening to this on my Google Home Mini.

[@peterparkinson1299]

18:15 ... aaaand lightbulb: we need a modern Frank Zappa / Jello Biafra

[@blahblahsonMD]

Cant wait to see you in Berlin, Bill

[@nealmalega5309]

Dude I listen all the time here in metro Detroit, fucking great!

[@alexandrosdimartino6471]

Guten Tag Herr Burr, greetings from a German Fan ✌🏼👍🏼🍀

[@jojod.uchiha3704]

Does he still do advice?

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

Didn't Bill Burr openly trash Gervais for the Golden Globes.

[@DAshby139]

Dude. How the hell do I search for the podcast via Alexa?

[@chelseap1621]

It's a very strange time. Poor Louie. I hope he doesn't get discouraged.

[@georgelewis5740]

I am in Warsaw right now

[@laurencestemarie]

Your tour could be a good reason the buy you a new GMT time piece ;)

[@robinaras]

See you in 2 hours 🤘🤘

[@theone-mz5ut]

I can't believe an American comic is allowed to speak freely in the Globalistic E.U. Enjoy. #yellowvest #noE.U.

[@keatonmclain5769]

Bill Burr your fucking hilarious man!

[@pureblood8198]

LOL. Im a huge TCU football fan. Thats it, just a fan of Coach Patterson and the football team.

[@VVJumparVV]

Man did Bill got a special out for 2018?

[@johnnyquest9926]

It’s granny fuckin WATA!!!

[@nyx4754]

Acetate

[@joepermenter7228]

Dicktate

[@mitchellcumsteen9220]

I concur.

[@a.k.4o]

We just lost Mike

[@drgonzo1971]

In WWII, the Russians had better tanks and the US/UK did better on radar, computers, nukes and a host of other issues

[@beatz04]

As for Louis CK: As always, people take it out of context. Within the context of his comedy routine, the jokes were far from "outrageous". Context matters, people.

[@boredom5132]

How can anyone bitch about Louis CK’s set? It was fucking hilarious.

[@shelleycollins3896]

mid night express .....oh billly

[@StefanTPunkt]

welcome to germany

[@retter2critical]

MORE LIKE "THRILL BURR" !!!!!

[@patrickfries6267]

Bill "saving weeks on the regular" Burr! Its like talking to an old friend who doesnt listen and just keeps on rambling. And you know what? Its OK!

[@MrB1923]

Note to Bill: mentioning child pornography while reading an advertisement may have a detrimental effect on revenues.

[@Moriningland]

I really hope bill will partition these by topics

[@fabianbravo6008]

WHY IS THE FUCKING VOLUME SO LOW IM A PISSED MILLENIAL NOW

[@youngoschy4916]

Acetate.

[@hellmary669]

Mmp tshirts would be cool. #KustomImprints... These guys are legit.

[@No_one448]

Wow, in Germany? Amazing man

[@kairidderbos5625]

How you doing Bill? Take care!

[@RelaxxationStation]

Coming to Hungary!!! ♥️😁😁😁

[@delwolf159]

look who has to engage their core

[@alexanderkvitrovn9828]

24 floors of whores oovverrr thheerree

[@MrMultifunc]

Keep talking about F1

[@tomgayle2849]

midnight express .

[@steverado87]

WHY YOU GOING TO COLOGNE OL' BILLY BRATWURST??

[@Pyriphlegeton]

We Germans need some Bill as well! :D

[@gijsstollman2575]

butcher box deliver in the eu??

[@brads7265]

Hey red nuts, you forgot your 35 ads!!!

[@brads7265]

Well I'm such an idiot that I don't know if you do that or KZbin.

[@morganwalker9636]

How I learned to love the bomb. Yee haw Slim Pickens

[@TheStuport]

Morgan Walker--- What an ending to a Glorious Movie that was way ahead of it's time

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

Great movie

[@RealApril_Luvs_MMA]

First time I listening, Bill you are Super Funny‼️Louie Ck just killed it at his last show!! 🤩🤣💯 Best Comedy I’ve heard in a long time! #alexjones

[@rickyjames993]

The movie, Blow?

[@dner75-xh9le]

Didn't he also say "Tom Cruise" instead of "Johnny Depp" the first time? Ole Bill-bo Jet-Laggins.

[@misteranthropy5359]

Bill try saying "Köln" and "München"

[@danb596]

Gallows Humour has gotten mankind thru rough shit Maybe these crybabies need more Gallows Humour so they can manage to live thru the suffering that is Middle Class Western Lifestyle

[@greysky65]

Hello 👋

[@dmc3079]

Rusty's 2019 European Tour

[@garyseritt]

Horten 229, Mr. Bill

[@LionXAnimations]

I guess I get the notification late

[@spartanTim]

How about doing a episode about the cop watch people

[@ultranitro437]

Turn your mic up bill I have my volume maxed out and I can barely hear you. If sounds like your sitting 3 feet away from me in a busy airport and I can just hear you swearing to yourself under your breath while your head bobbles around like a maniac.