Monday Morning Podcast 11-18-24 | Bill Burr

[@Nyoshi219]

Thanks for being one of the only consistent things in my life, Bill.

[@jillsolomon5271]

Me too. Except when he misses a podcast. Then i get mad. Lol

[@lanceleader163]

Ohhh geezus, it’s ol’ Billy Propeller Hat, keeping us from driving our tricycles into oncoming traffic for at least another week…

[@testpm-il7qq]

😂😂

[@Zen_1g]

Mechwarrior fan in Bill Burrs comments?! Damn. Imagine bill playing that game and ranting about how stupid he would think it is lmfao

[@lanceleader163]

@@Zen_1g”It’s physically f-ing impossible for something this big to be walking on 2 legs!!!”

[@axispowerdiesel]

Dooohhhhhh JEEEESUS

[@salernolake]

If you learn from your mistakes, a degree in failure is the most useful education of all! 🤣😂

[@TylerDurdin]

You killed SNL. I appreciate you. 👊✊

[@jeffbillings]

“Incest music” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelmccafferty777]

I'm downtown and there's a guy uncontrollably shaking his head near a sign that says "make America Gay." Wait, is that jay-z bumping?? The whole world has gone crazy.

[@paulhill973]

Tobacco Companies: "...Is there a way to do that??" Brilliant!! BTW, BILLY BILBO BAG'INS!!!!

[@michaelmccafferty777]

"Belly full of mistakes" 😂

[@Nuggtendo]

I appreciate you promoting positivity in these times. So many people want to keep hating and not be kind to one another.

[@ComaDave]

35:53 I thought the cleaner had finally succeeded in breaking into the room and was smothering Bill with a pillow.

[@evavaldes2966]

The BEST SNL I’ve seen in a while… son calls, “ ohhh kay, talk to you later” 😂😭😂 you kill 🤘

[@eliafuimaono]

Dude-- get Bernie on the podcast what are we even doing lol

[@lostsurferjames5]

34:30 to skip the reads

[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

O'l Billy Curmudgeon turned back the clock this ep, d'oh Jezuz..

[@nick3720]

Billy Boiiiii... whether you realize it or not, and whether you wanna take the compliment or not.. your jokes, hilarious interviews, and perhaps most importantly, your Monday morning podcast are a breath of fresh REAL air. Please never retire. You're the clown we need to keep us insanely sane. BTW That was the best SNL in years, well done. Go flip yourself and thank you from the bottom of my heart.

[@illestlyrics]

I almost never disagree with anything BIll Burr says. I dont' even laugh at his jokes, i'm just like yup, that's the truth. Great podcast.

[@GURUcj]

Ya legs look like ya meltin😭😭😭 That absolutely took me out😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

[@paulhill973]

44:14 "Like a fatty just got out o the seat" 🤣🤣

[@TylerDurdin]

The golf statement!!! 🙌 I struggle with this constantly. It’s because you’re considerate… even though you’re an ahole. 😂 I hate feeling like I’m slowing anyone down, even though I know I’m not. And no one else cares if they’re slowing you down. The golf course and the grocery store are the worst of you’re self aware.

[@IzzySoDope]

Mary got pregnant as a virgin. Nobody said she was celibate her whole life

[@debonaire_nerd]

HEEEEEEEEEERREEE'S BILLY! *Crazy Axe Smile as he goes through his fourth hormone cycle*

[@ItsAllinTheDetails1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣when u need deodorant mid thigh bill is the love of my life

[@maybachyard]

Speaking of cars, are you seeing all the mass layoffs in the automotive manufacturing industries like Jeep, Michelin, Sumitomo, GM, VW, etc... 😳 Time for that corporate CEO and shareholders' Christmas bonus! 🤣

[@rossw5576]

Tis the season

[@whatawonderfulworld3644]

this sounds like those tapes of dale cooper exploring twin peaks

[@jillsolomon5271]

Gastrointestinal upset can be caused by a parasite or another kind of bug. But I agree with you about the food 100 percent

[@michaelbenson9518]

Rowing machines existed in the mid 1800s, ol' Billy Summer School.

[@christopherbrewer222]

Daughters a savage

[@himura357]

Bill lives in California and hates heated seats and steering wheels in cars. 🤣 - Regards from Canada

[@corbenwatts9375]

People breaking their ankles riding in golf carts is very common. As common as broken wrists from those dumb scooters everyone rides.

[@chetperry3384]

No mention of Mike Tyson Jake Paul. Wow. Knew Bill would have an interesting perspective

[@Alx1116]

I don’t think he’s a fan of the wwe either

[@cravena99]

WWE 💲

[@300thNPC]

Lmao what could he say that we already didn't know. That whole thing was a circus

[@peterafeiche6215]

Genghis Burr is in slaughter mode 😆

[@reneefahner3486]

It makes me sad when Bill is feeling down .

[@mr.christopher8671]

Fuck practice swings, grip it & rip it!..the game of Golf should b called practice, because thats all it is.

[@salvatoretrifiletti1858]

I hate it when hey walking back behind the ball visualizer shot light a cigarette can I have a cup of cocoa just hit the ball peckerhead

[@Earl_E_Burd]

Bill says "evidently I'm a lot" then goes on to be a lot for 5 minutes

[@qaraleom144mm]

1st! You SNL Diva!

[@AllanAdamson]

Here's Billy!

[@chadfansler1269]

I tried dropping a mouse in the boiling water to see how high he would jump out😮 Bill!!!! BILL it couldn't jump up BILL!

[@GMrDrew]

U are what u eat, Bill. U must be eating the most pissed-off animals and vegetables known to man 😁

[@WTFIsThisGuyDoing233]

bill forgetting about how its -20F half the year in spots. THats why heated seats exist"=

[@wherenot2236]

BILLY!!! Playing Dave Moss!!!! You will crush it man. Fuck I wish I COULD SEE YOU IN THAT ROLE !!!!

[@nedkent5239]

Hi Bill! You really should switch to drinking Yerba Mate. I have been off coffee for almost a year now. Had zero issues making the switch and Yerba Mate is way more powerful than coffee. I quit my ADHD meds because of it. Soccer player Messi can’t be wrong… You’re welcome

[@ChaseFace]

I can't imagine quitting Vyvanse for some weak mud water. Sounds psychosomatic. The Anton LaVey pfp checks out.

[@joeterra.t]

Yerba Mate is to energy what Norm MacDonald was to energy

[@dmc3079]

Billy, heated seats when the temperature is -10, it's a very very nice feature...

[@joeterra.t]

That's kinda g*y

[@djangofreeman6414]

Ole bill

[@testpm-il7qq]

How-Ahh-Ya!!!

[@EdwinWickham]

😂😂and people wearing black hoodies in triple digit heat, full length Matrix leathers at the beach.

[@lanceprzybyla7662]

Hello all 👋😀 Hope your having a killa day 😊👍

[@slimpickens7822]

Billy “Old balls” Burr telling it like it is ..😅

[@Cletus_the_Elder]

Golf. I get it. It's like professional dart competitions and there is skill involved. Still, it gets into my craw when I'm having a Saturday lunch watching college football at an establishment and some dude in a Titlist cap who went to a college he can't be proud of changes the channel on one of the screens to see dudes walking on manicured grass.

[@Brando_Magnifico]

Fritos and dip!

[@Ja50n010]

Ole Billy win some loose some!!!!

[@SGTMasterBean]

How do people still not know how to spell lose 😭😭

[@SpataWorks]

50:00 me on my way home from my 15 an hr job near chicago 😅

[@gongqi67]

Ol' Billy Dip Schtick Nice Sctick.

[@Godoffi]

we need a mushroom episode ) stay BB, BB

[@leward7788]

I wonder how many times Bill has been told he has a touch of ADHD? I have a little more than a touch and he cracks me up with how he perceives it. it definitely works for him!

[@TheNeurotichi]

15:10 they took our jobs

[@JaxRwld]

Thank you for the MOTOGP Spoiler Bill.

[@bewareofchild2462]

I think I just made peace with the fact that my vote probably counts as much as the comments I make on yahoo! ffs... what is wrong with me?? lol

[@Homeschoolsw6]

5:32..." folk music ". Try Synthwave/Retrowave is the opposite. Actually Metal is probably the opposite...but Synthwave is rad.

[@neudiem1165]

44:41 so why did you get a Cadillac Escalade? You know better, Billy

[@michaelbenson9518]

They're putting glassy nicotine in chip DIP now?

[@mnicholeris]

Crouching tiger... running in the air like in Kill Bill.. ya😊 get a good burger at the Summit Burgers ..past Bacallis - which is also great..fantastic lasagna..pizza..and wine. Take a walk on ventura pier 😊

[@jamesmichaelrosa4290]

Peace 🙏

[@williamvalleau4156]

I really don't like that about smart people.

[@sageof7627]

10:48 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@azullove979]

Rfk Jr is insane .. don't act like he's not, bill your clever enough to see through his bull shit.

[@Matthew-bf2nc]

Insane compared to what? The person with the job before him was a fucking transformer who cut his dick off. Doesn't get any more insane than that.

[@PatPrika42]

Podcast not workin on Apple Podcasts for anyone else ?

[@Thats_so_maha]

Guys anyone knows how to send him questions like the ones he reads during the podcast?

[@clint81]

Try Thousand Oaks 🎉

[@ripKIKO-vj8ti]

12:47 hey billy burr. Trash hauler here. Uh no there arent any doctors here. In your audience. At least not good ones or certified. Keep going

[@laroark5036]

Vintage VW beetle.

[@will9001asd]

The crazy part about Jesus' virgin birth is that 3 men showed up like- "Yeah uh, we followed a star here! Please take this gold and shit" And then the BC version of when your daddy went to the store for a pack of smokes "Also God told us in a dream to never return!"

[@HershyWeiss16]

But Rfk is now with trump being able to do much more then if he won as president

[@AnonymousAccount514]

So he doesn’t mention the Tyson fight?

[@Jeremyramone]

Any thoughts on b Maher & b shapiro insulting your intelligence , mental capacity etc. It was shameful

[@dmc3079]

You can add Bill to Cumia's shit list too.

[@sashadog2323]

Coming from Shapiro, I'd take it as a compliment.

[@TurdFerguson643]

Maher is a pompous, smug twat.

[@tylerlee7711]

Who cares what they think

[@Jeremyramone]

@@tylerlee7711 you'd be surprised, Defunding public education for > 60yrs was a brilliant strategy usa....

[@AllanAdamson]

Everyone had a pair of blue overalls everyone had church clothes you were Rich if you had two pairs of shoes and everyone had like their watch or their purse and then you had a couple sets of like you know around the house clothes

[@thedudeabidesss]

Billyyy 😊

[@Scottaaa]

You kill on snl

[@ivanpostnikov5517]

💛💙 thanks

[@mnicholeris]

A few good dispensaries in Ojai ..check em out and smoke something good.. enjoy Libby and Ojai / Ventura.. ok 👍

[@vancoronavirus9566]

It's okay when Bill hates on everyone..but it's wrong when half of the country hate on the other half...😂

[@isabelarrieta6296]

Bill your so F-ing refreshing, keep it up😂

[@dsamh]

Not sure if it was covid or disney that killed the bill we loved.

[@60zeller]

I’m going with sobriety

[@Vivi_9]

He's happy, why do you doomers have to take that so personally?

[@morbidmanmusic]

And yet, somehow he is still more on point than you, richer than you, happier than you, busier than you. Hate Disney, not bill. Bill Is fine.

[@dsamh]

@@morbidmanmusic Yeah. OK. and he's got YOU too. LOL fanboy fktard.

[@kevinrussell7446]

Where is o high

[@AllanAdamson]

Hey I'm just checking in from White Bear Lake Minnesota where I'm getting my new place right on the lake well pretty close to the lake I can't afford right on the lake I'll be honest with you maybe but I almost pulled a Jay Leno today I was working on my car because I heard something making a noise and out of nowhere a hoes a hose a hose just blows off little plastic knobby goes away sprays me in the face in the hand and fortunately I'm like the Flash so I only burned a little bit of the hand and so now I'm chilling I just bought the part the hose at an O'Reilly and I'm thinking about putting it on but I'm going to take a nice little break and smoke this weed so all the cops listening I'm not driving it's totally legal it's not an open bottle which by the way somehow and I don't drink somehow someone did one of those the net with Sandra Bullock things to me and I have a bunch of third parties claim I got all this s*** on my record when I don't is the simple explanation

[@jeffs.605]

...RaMsLiFeR'......here BillyBanjo Heimer. BillyBubble Bath. Dr.Billy Wetblanket . 'HoW aRe Ya' ?!...Billy Darkmatter...

[@peterjackson9967]

Thank you for saying the word Je-no-side. Not enough people of your status speaking out. Feels like a simulation.

[@AnthologyOfDave]

Let's not forget the 'Virgin Mary' was 14-15 years old. That's your all knowing God for you.

[@Will-nl6il]

In preparation for what’s coming in January, comedians please, TURN IT UP.

[@rizz_the_dog]

The more we vilify half the world we push them further away from rationality

[@rizz_the_dog]

Yyyyy

[@Skyzzv9TV]

Goooo

[@thestrangewalls4227]

Ankologist

[@vancoronavirus9566]

It's wrong when half of the world hates the other half... But it's okay when he hates Everyone one...🙃

[@jamesmitchell-fx1nk]

✌💚🍄

[@gindginnest3336]

_===_

[@cliffordmiles5327]

7 minutes ago

[@adrianrivera9263]

Bill Burr is my favorite standup comedian of all time. But when he gets on his religious rants, I cut out. No knows nothing about religion or how it works and continues to trash it. Do better Bill.

[@Matthew-bf2nc]

Bill really doesnt know anything the longer you listen.

[@woodworking_fusion]

Chill out...truth hurts huh?

[@adrianrivera9263]

@woodworking_fusion if I started insulting someone or something you hold dear to your heart, would you chill out too? Didn't think so.

[@Vivi_9]

Cults are bad

[@adrianrivera9263]

@Vivi_9 yes cults are bad.

[@Real-B777]

Old billy bubble head 😂🤣

[@reneefahner3486]

Maybe Bill is so moody today because he’s on his period . 🩸

[@MrGreen757]

Your wife must be so happy now 😂😂

[@sashadog2323]

Your wife isn't. Just look at u.

[@sashadog2323]

Fart

[@joeterra.t]

Happier than your bf probably.

[@Great-Tiger]

She is still waiting for Biden to confirm her blackness because she voted for him 4 years ago.