billie eilish curing my depression for 5 minutes and 33 seconds straight

yes.

[@stagguellion]

I'm not gay, it's just that billie is the perfect girlfriend

[@Ray-ew4yy]

I'm gay and i agree to that 100% XD

[@derpz1901]

Your profile pic tho 😂

[@stagguellion]

@@derpz1901 lmao I got it from rule 34

[@billieeyelash1521]

From experience of being the gayest I could confirm that u are gay and I agree

[@crisostomoibarra5286]

Same tho...

[@yerbamatey918]

5:18 it all started with that smile. that damned smile

[@stxrmy__nxght9639]

Shes so cute in that sceneeee I cantttttt

[@mofesola1000]

tru

[@farkhasamak3098]

3:37 *Ocean eyes, one of the most emotional songs of the album, starts playing* Billie: dancing around with a bra on the outside

[@mmcandy9436]

and an avocado in her hand :)

[@haydenbossak6889]

“these ocean tits”

[@ندى-ط3د]

LMAO

[@bloCyJr]

No..! (I love you is) listen to it!!!

[@hailey3418]

Jessica Jordan wrong album local lmao

[@samirad9287]

Loved when she Said "gute fahrt" cause im german.

[@ivamaracic1341]

Me too

[@gimmesomeskittles5701]

Omg ja😂 Eskalation 😂😍

[@mykomoon]

Haha ich bin auch aus Deutschland 😂

[@jaylaholsclaw7545]

I have german in me... I WANNA BE A GERMAN I THINK THERE so cool!! And nit from the ww2

[@papi_chioq5219]

I'm German tooo!

[@saintpatrick2994]

Yo should I make part 2, im down, u?

[@kyleymoore8291]

Yess plz!

[@may.mm.7641]

Yeess

[@saintpatrick2994]

im gonna post it this sunday!!!!!!

[@hayleyesterhuizen9055]

Saint Patrick yessssssssssssss

[@kaylee1733]

yess

[@giovannamousques]

DUDE BILLIE IS LEGIT THE MOST ADORABLE HUMAN ON THIS PLANET

[@obamachan1840]

No celeb Finn is

[@obamachan1840]

€:

[@giovannamousques]

Strong Billie can’t argue with that 😂

[@ur.mum.cum.]

Can we make a petition for that please?

[@milkyway1832]

I know right!!!

[@itsevelyn5933]

billie: *smiles* fans: *screaming yelling crying sobing because its FREAKING BILLIE EILISH*

[@tbone6924]

Let me correct your post for ya: billie: smiles fans: screaming yelling crying sobing because THEY ARE FREAKING 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS fixed

[@femicxxxde]

@@tbone6924 thank you

[@gemopunzalan8173]

@@tbone6924 I'm the fans but I'm not 14 y.o

[@thebootypirates9978]

That’s me every time I ever hear Billies voice

[@ffdad9729]

She needs to start a vlog, but she doesn’t have the time to.

[@cobra7486]

Ff Dad dude she is just a kid

[@user-ot4vs1mg2o]

Ff Dad her schedule might be more hectic, we wouldn't want to consume all her time that she has to spend for herself.

[@Justcarlosdiaz]

Oh yeah her life is so hard..

[@l444nie]

FR

[@liamc1102]

@@Justcarlosdiaz Don't be a dumbass

[@djdel4527]

if only she could cure her own depression ;(

[@fave525]

fuck, I wish I could hug that shit out of her, I feel like an older sister and it's my duty to hug the depression out of her and make sure she's okay

[@allysorose1554]

del why do u have too add that little sad part in

[@billiespotato6886]

Wait...Billie has depression oh I feel bad

[@catty2098]

Uhhhh, when i read this comment, it made me cry af!

[@hugogarcia6037]

😢

[@reduxbedux102]

Billie: lifts finger Fans: immediately jump and scream

[@hxrtbrxker862]

FPS Seer you had 69 likes But I ruined it

[@spookz_kat9199]

@@hxrtbrxker862 Oof

[@heartsfromsunshine]

Pineapplix you made it betterr

[@senpaibunsuwu3715]

Lol you had 666 likes and I ruined it

[@Waker-tr9zg]

911 likes... Fans: *AHHHHH CALL 911*

[@danisdose6566]

1:49 “How you doin?” “I’m cold, *dUHAggHHH* ”

[@anameme3541]

Daniella G weird coincidence, that part appeared exactly as I read this comment.

[@svwerder7469]

*wears short pants* She's the legend himself

[@basil8350]

Gray_Cat Gaming Me too lmao

[@zeelazeepootatoostephen1423]

BrO THereS SO MANy PouNds oF DiaHHrEa

[@nana-oc3vo]

1k like

[@Yviddmi]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Billie: GUte FahRt

[@saintpatrick2994]

I KNOW THAT I MISSPELLED THE WORD CURE pls stop commenting about it, thanks. I fixed the title but I can’t change the video

[@godhateseveryonewhodoesntr5977]

Are you sure you fixed it? On my phone, it still says she's cursing your depression. But I guess you could keep it that way. It almost has the same meaning. You can act as if she is cursing it so it will eventually leave which has the same effect as curing it.

[@saintpatrick2994]

GodHatesEveryoneWhoDoesn'tReadTheBible thanks

[@jameshisanaga1342]

i still see the title as cursing, just letting u know!

[@faithaguilar9715]

Why would people comment about you misspelling the word?.. They probably knew what you meant, right?

[@nathaliegonzalez1970]

ITS OK

[@yourdadssandals9964]

I love how she just has a thought and says it out loud in the middle of a concert

[@Haxlen]

Lesbian Axolotl she also has Tourettes

[@maiag1855]

billie eilish singing the lyrics of ocean eyes “i’ve been watching you for some time” to an avocado while wearing a too small bra over her clothes in front of a crowd is just amazing😂 i love her so muchh ahhh

[@russelnepomuceno368]

2:56 Look at those Identical phones

[@efemilios6802]

Apple.. think different

[@igobynico7886]

Aahhh eww conspiracy theory!!

[@eztlithompson2922]

There’s like four similar ones sksk

[@spyrootur2013]

Dani Sings ikr lmao

[@helenamarie4337]

wtf?!

[@LivingDeadGoth89]

“I basically eat air” I love this girl 😂

[@robloksmasterr]

Dont we all do XD

[@gabbyhellmer1817]

Depression rate drops to 0% Avocado rate goes to 100%

[@elinladig]

she’s such a big mood

[@elinladig]

Natalie Nigga-bitch a) um what did i do b) what kind of horrible human being says that c) why are you coming at me d) don’t say that to people because some people actually might do it. If someone said that to you you’d probably cry to your mommy

[@noor8871]

I’m pretty retardet and gay, But why you mad buddy

[@elinladig]

A Random Person because some people like me actually struggle with suicidal thoughts and for someone to actually say that might push them to do that

[@elinladig]

A Random Person oh ok lol sorry 😐

[@NoSubsWithContent]

150th like today is so retarded ive already been the 200th and 1000th on some other posts

[@bussman24]

Billie reminds me of me. Except the pretty and famous part 😂

[@thesimscomlaca]

same

[@isabellasworld6090]

Aron Buss same tbh

[@charlotteswart5242]

Omg same

[@lydiaa1258]

Same

[@molrat]

Shes pretty but shes fat

[@officiallex4928]

4:50 I’m straight I like guys😂 but Billie could get it 🤣

[@tonydeangelo6897]

Lexi M what ist she actual saying? But...?

[@timmyturner3857]

Tony de Angelo Sabrina Claudio could get it

[@jellg2490]

Penis!!

[@doodoofart6138]

Jea Styles LOL

[@carriemarie8842]

love that some of yall don't get that she changed the words lmao

[@saturntheemo]

Billie is literally my spirit animal

[@ryta7501]

i legit forgot i was sad

[@saintpatrick2994]

Rita Abboud YASSS it workedddd

[@Vasilissavending]

SAME

[@sagegreenheart935]

This is the best video I've ever watched, even my anxiety got cured

[@witchyteacup5026]

I know right! My already 5 day long sadness is gone for some time! Yay

[@maxime9006]

Witchy Teacup fake depression...

[@aatelophobia146]

Maxime LE GALL it’s not that deep

[@maxime9006]

Trulyscuban N What? I swear you billie Eilish fans make no sense.

[@aatelophobia146]

Maxime LE GALL i’m not a billie f-

[@zakikin6006]

0:26 LMFAOOO aye bruh dis bitch tryna *fUk*

[@julie-fr4oi]

Best 5 minutes and 30 seconds of my life

[@saintpatrick2994]

Julie Mousa aw thanks that means a lot to me. make sure to check out part 2 hehe

[@julie-fr4oi]

@@saintpatrick2994 oooooooooooo I'll definitely check it out lol😂

[@lizylol9920]

I love how she's not like the others and acts like a normal person not like she's a famous singer and celeb

[@maxime9006]

Lizy Lol Celebrities are normal people.

[@creativeflame_]

@@maxime9006 I think they just meant that she's honest and humble and doesn't let the fame get to her head and think she's it ya know.

[@maxime9006]

Banufshay I got that but she could have worded it better.

[@kayleeg7083]

Is it bad that I quoted almost ALL OF THESE

[@saintpatrick2994]

Kaylee G nah that’s absolutely fine I also did that hahahah

[@evelynnnn06]

i did too

[@katie0707]

Kaylee G yes that is disastrous. You should’ve quoted ALL OF THESE

[@lornaa654]

even the port a potty one 🤔

[@laylafrench2269]

well do you want an award? cause' nobody cares

[@ninaonofri3268]

2:08 best part i swear

[@lennart2656]

What's that song called tho?😅

[@jasski]

nina onofri So true XD

[@teasaeu5828]

What is name this song?

[@pauloperipacheco2781]

Search: I got me some bapes

[@ohhgoditsjay]

2:08 she’s literally the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in my life😂

[@jihyunchwe]

the only reason i still alive until now because of god and billie, btw thanks for making this video bro u have saved my life lol

[@saintpatrick2994]

awwww, no problem dudee. thanks for watching

[@who1451]

Deana Peterson god does not exist

[@valeslove]

@@who1451 i think he does but it not a fact so... does matter?

[@leeknowsworshipper]

They are the same

[@agusluvino40]

billie is god u uncultured swine

[@daantjehermans]

*depression* *left* *the* *chat*

[@hackhacking1352]

it never entered

[@gammazzz3894]

it was cursed

[@JustJ-Me]

She's just amazing. I love her personality, humor, singing, style, dancing, the whole goofy package.

[@hiimsteveharrington5773]

"I feel like a butthole" 😂😂😂

[@weewoo5261]

*This is simply why I love her.*

[@saintpatrick2994]

meeeeeee

[@juunneelllfam3080]

2:58 me when the waiter asks: who didn’t get their food yet?

[@urlocalclown7168]

juunneelll fam wowww lmfaoooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@listenboimyheartuisfilledw2067]

LMFAOOOOO

[@cierraeras]

My depression has increased drastically because I'm not her... 😣😖😫😩🥺😢😭

[@marajade8561]

Oof. Same.

[@aleb8244]

Mine because I'm not with her :(

[@NotGonnaUploadGoAway]

@@aleb8244 you just put down all my feelings in six words and a smiley

[@shammi9481]

@@NotGonnaUploadGoAway nut thats not a smiley....just saying

[@AndreasDelleske]

Cierra Tan step 1: don’t give a fuck. I guess Billie had to learn that too. And maaaan she’s amazing.

[@abbyc9474]

my mans was rly ready to catch her puke when she burped

[@saintpatrick2994]

abby c hahaaaaaaaaaa😂😂🤪

[@wendywarfield6453]

fr lol

[@arr8wboii]

LMAO I JUS NOTICED

[@arr8wboii]

sell it on ebay for 10000000000 "billie eilish's puke"

[@raeganhunstad2862]

If only we could cure her depression

[@femicxxxde]

"Depression"

[@maxime9006]

Raegan Hunstad « depression »

[@jaz1037]

the fourtyone people who disliked this, go trip over a knife hœeees :p

[@saintpatrick2994]

fangirling and mentally dieing hahahahhaa love that

[@janaylovely9489]

Your telling someone to cut themselves because they don't like something? Fuck awff

[@takemetothestarz]

@@janaylovely9489 It's a song lyric to one of Billie's songs.

[@mayanaise2005]

now 275 :(

[@NoSubsWithContent]

Welcome to the 200 likes club bicc

[@charlotte6045]

1:24 she even can make music with her burps what a QUEEN

[@freddiemercury629]

Nobody: No one at all: Not even your aunt Karen: Billie: *HAHAHAHAHA GuTe FaHrT*

[@dersozialarbeiter8635]

Its just german, calm down and komm damit klar.

[@dersozialarbeiter8635]

@lonertype to r/wooosh them?

[@alisha3649]

Jokes on u I don't have an aunt Karen 😁😁

[@Ghostfoxkori]

I'm German so i-

[@strawbmatcha]

*There's like **_8 pounds_** of diarrhea.*

[@vanessasligh8884]

@Gacha Ani it says it duh

[@isabellaarnold4025]

what video is that from

[@ag-dn1vl]

bella arnold this one xD

[@chrollosnoseoil9053]

0:39 HIT YOU WITH THAT DDU-DU DDU-DU DU!

[@kimberlyk1021]

XD

[@auntnims]

YESSSSS

[@d4ydr34min2]

YAAAS

[@ShutdownTM]

😂😂😂

[@taehyungkeepskillingmewith3773]

lol

[@jaklinkhudabakhshyan2287]

Billie looks better without makeup honestly

[@julicardona4635]

@Blossom Woox for the special occasions like awards and magazines shoots, but not that much, she's very natural. But for example when she is in her concerts or just an off day she never uses make up

[@saintpatrick2994]

IM UPLOADING PART 3 WHEN PART 2 GETS TO 5K VIEWS!!!!!!!

[@juju-kn6rx]

Saint Patrick then you better start the making

[@saintpatrick2994]

Its Funnehcake already did;)))

[@juju-kn6rx]

Saint Patrick I’m already waiting for the best vid ever

[@jnuy764]

😎😎😎😎

[@billieeyelash1416]

Inside those ocean *TITS* 😂

[@allywonderland3775]

I love how she is so real around her family of fans like she acts like they r her home girls and its awesome 😂😂❤❤

[@emmaskelly8268]

I’m convinced i’m in love with her.

[@neencreates]

JAIL TIME!!!!

[@emmaskelly8268]

The Oppai Devourer i’m the same age as her wdym😂

[@neencreates]

@@emmaskelly8268 Still Jail time! Criminal liability on some countries are at the age 16! Well at least for our country. FUCK IT, JAIL IS JUST A ROOM!

[@zomqgie]

@@neencreates she is 17 woman

[@Nobodyishom3]

4:02 theres someone literally 1 foot away from billie AND THEY LOOKING DOWN AT THEIR PHONE if you're gonna be on you phone at least recored it.

[@lilmemes5280]

NOBODY he started recording dummy boi

[@wackywolf118]

You don't know their life. What if something was happening to their life or someone was dying.

[@freddiemercury4880]

I just want to be her best friend! She’s so funny!😂

[@omamasohail6165]

She a mood 24/7😂 LMAO I love her so frikin much!

[@alicejade5242]

I am vegan so I eat.... I eat.... Well I eat... I basically eat air!

[@rebecasuciu9980]

I swear when she started singing the first time in the vid... her voice calmed me so much from the first word

[@bigfoot7751]

4:56 GUTE FAHRT 😂 😂 😂

[@aanawithann]

defne div good drive in from german to english

[@kamilahernandez7674]

2:27 my fav part 😂

[@friogrande4913]

Kamila Hernandez Yeah she's so cute 🥰

[@wowdood7968]

me.

[@dondondondon8612]

Billie curing others depression but can't fvkin cure her own depression

[@iamimana]

lol

[@sunnyx_playz_7103]

🧘🏾🧘🏾‍♂🤱🏾👰🏾🤵🏾👸🏾🤴🏾🧙🏾‍♀🧙🏾‍♂🎅🏾🤶🏾🚶🏾

[@yue4826]

I WANT HER TO BE MY BESTFRIENDDD

[@aminathumar6408]

I wish i could swear near my family like that...

[@autumnisafraid]

she’s such a pure angel i just want to hug her forever and ever

[@namiweird]

after watching this I felt like god himself talked to me. my depression is cursed, my cancer is gone, my cat started talking to me and I won 10.000.000 dollar. my life is wonderful.

[@Marvinmenthol]

Do you mean curing or cursing?

[@saintpatrick2994]

Marvin I really don’t know at this point😂

[@easypeasy2511]

Lmao

[@Adistmin]

Cur(s)ing

[@sydney14333]

@@saintpatrick2994 WHERE'S THE FIRST CLIP FROM❓❓❓❓❔❔❔❔❔????

[@abby_elizabeth8435]

I love that Billie’s mom is in a constant state of OH MY GOD BILLIE!!!!!!🤦🏻‍♀️ I love her so much ❤️

[@alexdaily7156]

5:06 Billie:”It’s not there isn’t a whole there an- *Dies wheezing*”

[@Tayzjakfish]

we dont deserve this angel :(:

[@ayeshascott9336]

I wanna meet her sooooo much she is my idol and I have watched every video of her not even kidding love her so much 💕

[@James-uz9se]

I’m vegan and gluten free so I basicly just eat, like... air

[@cosmicfairy777]

I just love Billie Eilish. She's the Eilish to my eyelash

[@saintpatrick2994]

Chloe Achnolia awwwww

[@cosmicfairy777]

@@saintpatrick2994 uwu

[@charpickering8919]

Chloe Achnolia so emotional

[@curlyhead1559]

She is queen no cap🔥

[@chuurros7432]

0:39 billiepink - dduru dduru du

[@SeraEleven]

Why Billie so cute at everything

[@pinkiegottlieb2196]

The title should be, Billie eilish making me question my sexuality😂

[@urlocalclown7168]

Pinkie Gottlieb seriously ikr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚😂💚🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@delanie1275]

Wait she vegan, but down with a burrito?

[@chasitygarcia2336]

The Unicorns she prolly takes vegan burritos

[@mellissawhite1687]

Bean burrito

[@HJ-hy2py]

Yeah, burritos can be vegan... corn tortillas, beans...

[@johnl1686]

@@HJ-hy2py I feel i must add. Dairy free cheese(isnt bad if its melted) guacamole. Salsa. Soy meat( basically what taco bell uses in their tacos) okay I'm done

[@johnl1686]

And as a unicorn, you should be vegan as well.

[@perfectedpages1855]

2:23 is my favorite this of all time

[@jamievaccaro4776]

THANK YOU BILLIE

[@apiian]

0:45 I also speak fluent lettuce, I'm lettuceese 😂

[@marshallmicr0wave510]

"iwannagohome" Is my fave song from now on

[@Annaemilie1223]

i love billie

[@tecoawilkins8720]

U know what’s good about her... she can sing SHE CAN ACTUALLY SING she doesn’t need auto tune 🤔🥰😂

[@sophiad940]

I love her❤😭😂 She's a whole mood

[@evangeline7440]

Billie: "Bro there is so much DiaReAh in the portapotty! " Me: "welp done with the cookie... "

[@Mel-xh5ig]

I was eating a tootsie roll when she said that...welp.....thats that

[@dai-yjamonae8671]

0:26 me after 1 shot of vodka 😂

[@bleh5078]

Dai-yja Monae' LOL

[@belita19]

Love her💕

[@loreleidawson5733]

Billie smiling made my day

[@reignelgin5316]

I dont need 5 minutes and 30 seconds to cure my depression just a smile from Bellie is enough

[@saintpatrick2994]

Reign 027 true

[@dersozialarbeiter8635]

Are u the freakin Joker, or why is your mouth that wide?

[@turtlephilip6230]

pipi kaka that’s kinda rude

[@dersozialarbeiter8635]

@@turtlephilip6230 No, its not, I do like the Joker.

[@melissahayhurst5551]

So no ones gonna talk about how fit she is at 0:43 mmkay

[@khboychuk4980]

*perfection*

[@koonerpreet458]

Normal people: wear bra under shirt Billie: wears bra over shirt

[@bruh-zc6rr]

This deserves more likes

[@iswearimnotashawnfan1315]

bro she stopped me from crying well I did cry for like 26 minutes

[@thediamondfoxx4868]

Billie is so BEAUTIFUL!

[@ah5370]

I speak German and I was so done when she made that "Gute Fahrt" joke😂😂😂

[@annikedowney9825]

Depression? Cured. Knife? Tripped over. Joke? Stolen. Previous line? Also stolen. Second line? Not stolen (I think). Hotel? Trivago.

[@joshuatorres6076]

Billie? Eilish

[@annabelleplayz93]

Annike Downey guy?bad

[@adieslv]

Wtf? I didn’t get any of that.

[@jkay008]

Boyfriend? Patrick Brother? SpongeBob Mom? Squidward Dad: SandyCheeks Grandpa? Mr.Krabs Grandma? Harly Quinn

[@lesqueesha3358]

me? annoyed by this crap going on in the comments lol

[@taylorbritt4807]

Billie:Blinks Fans: O M G BILLIE YOUR SO TALENTED

[@Flo-ws8vw]

1:25 the disappointment in Maggie's face 💀😂

[@laurinhoeeee]

I'm not gay but I have a crush on her! 💁🏼‍♂️🥺

[@chloejohnson3316]

I love her!

[@countervin_21]

Billie: hello my friends! Me: hey billiiiiie *a few seconds later* Billie: ok no one is gonna respond Me: henlo darkness my old- Billie: no! Me: ok, i just wanna make u feel ok but all u do is look the other wayyyy!!!

[@plsunsubscribe1019]

*“eight pounds of diarrhea”*

[@gustavbieber8475]

what song is it ?

[@christinazhu1717]

Gustav Bieber It’s not a song

[@beagarcia844]

Why SHE is so perfect😭❤💚