NFL Guess the Lines Week 2 with Cousin Sal | The Bill Simmons Podcast

[@blessembreaks]

Sal over here looking like Chip Kelly when he was at Oregon

[@softjones3128]

genuinely thought it was him in the "shorts".

[@JohnSmith-bq5uh]

lol I literally thought that’s who it was, it’s my first time seeing this show

[@joeyfrizz]

OMG..... LISTEN TO HIS DESCRIPTION OF LEVIS!!!! 11:25 ..... i COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!!

[@joeyfrizz]

He said " that levis, that mayonnaise-coffee drinking,...prick, back peddling..., errr i'm just sick to my stomach..." LOL... and then it got WORSE!!!!

[@sauceunlimited]

My two uncles I need rusillo in this mix

[@MichaelKagy76]

Anyone else think Bill cheats and looks at his phone for the lines

[@Bryan-d4r]

1000%

[@ComedianMoeBrown]

Go Bills

[@jaredisfine]

Bill just keeps talking about the Etienne fumble like the ball just magically shot out of his hands. It was forced out by a GREAT defensive play. "I didn't think Tua looked good", as Tua leads the league in week 1 passing.

[@agentallstar7]

It’s a common practice for law enforcement to expect you to keep windows down so they can see if they’re trying to grab a weapon and shoot them. All Hill had to do was do that after being asked multiple times. Scottie Scheffler did far less and went to jail.

[@joshwhalen17]

That 3rd rounder the Titans gave up for Sneed is looking better and better for the Chiefs.

[@JoeyMatt]

Bill is obsessed with Watson

[@dusto7016]

Did you guys ever beat the piss out of each other with the meatball/tuna Subway subs? Can’t find the vid anywhere

[@scottgray9674]

It never happened iirc

[@erikanderson2654]

Chapters would be nice in these clips. Make it easier to find specific games

[@CarlosSilva-yp5vg]

Sco Ducks!

[@prod.snqwfall1347]

Tua with the most misleading 300 yard passing game in NFL history

[@softjones3128]

Someone tell me if he's good please.

[@connorwelch5957]

@@softjones3128 He's good.

[@mikevillas]

Sal is Chip Kelley's bastard.

[@johnjones3121]

The Chiefs can ever run the football when the other team expects it consistently and they don't throw stuff away on Timothy's in offense they will dominate

[@SamNewman1984]

Sal's bet on Tyreke scoring twice should have gone through. In the first half Tua missed a very open tyreke that would have been a touchdown.

[@cj7139]

Butterfly effect. You can't just pencil him in for the specific 80 yard TD that he ends up scoring later.

[@SamNewman1984]

@@cj7139 true. but it was a clear and obvious miss from tua.

[@efrainquiles5557]

lol these bots are hilarious.

[@MrBuckeye1405]

Dallas entire game plan was roll Dak away from Myles. Get ball out quickly bc of Myles. Browns offense was so bad the D had no chance to do anything. Watson is AWFUL

[@smitsta]

Is sports gambling the only way to make advertising money in 2024. Did every other sponsor just go bust or something

[@beegee3886]

HEY BILL - PLEASE MOVE YOUR MIC BELOW YOUR FACE!

[@Bandana_Boi]

People are gonna kill Bill (no pun intended) if he fucks up any history in this Vince McMahon piece. Seems that actual facts and history isn't Bill Simmons' strong suit, which is concerning. Like that's the dude telling the story of Vince. Oh, okay.

[@KK-pm7ud]

Dolphins are overrated.

[@camreese]

Tyreek was said to have been doing like 100 mph right by the stadium where fans were walking which was dumb but police brutality isnt the way to handle it

[@cj7139]

"Brutality" didn't happen. We live in a society that pays 100x the attention to George Floyd than Tyre Nichols.

[@blaketindle4703]

He beat his pregnant girlfriend. He’s always been a POS!

[@Diaz.91]

How was he doing 100 in gameday traffic?

[@Pauljr88]

Yes and he also disrespected the officers and did not comply with their requests. He got everything he deserved. The officers handled it perfectly. They repeated all their requests numerous times before they forcefully made him comply with their requests(which are for everyone’s safety). Police officers get shot through car windows every day. I’m embarrassed to be a Tyreek fan right now

[@rhaegar_ii]

He was going 60 in a 40 if anyone is curious

[@agentallstar7]

It’s a common practice for law enforcement to expect you to keep windows down so they can see if they’re trying to grab a weapon and shoot them. All Hill had to do was do that after being asked multiple times. Scottie Scheffler did far less and went to jail.