Billy Didn’t Show Up To Work And Tried To Talk His Way Out Of It

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The Golden State Warriors are your 2022 NBA Champions. Hank was live on the wood for Game 6 and explains his experience. We give the Warriors their credit and Steph gets his signature Finals MVP as well as their likeability as a Dynasty. We then talk Stanley Cup Final, US Open and our colleague is now the Commissioner of the Mike Trout Fantasy League. Bob Harig joins us live from the US Open to talk about his new book Tiger & Phil, the LIV tour, the US Open course and more with bonus incredible Phil stories from back in the day. Cubs Patrick Wisdom and Frank Schwindel join the show in studio to talk baseball and some poorly timed questions about Frank pitching in blowouts (taped last Thursday). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and Billy thinks he can not show up to work because he's a big shot who got drunk on Wednesday night.
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[@JoeSmith-hv7oe]

They should bring Stav back once a week to roast Billy.

[@joeprimus9333]

@Parth Patel stav is disgusting

[@JoeSmith-hv7oe]

@Parth Patel “This dude sucks so much…he’s just constantly begging his bosses for help…with his work.” Lol

[@Gdub-wd5mz]

Hahah yes

[@ryanmussell739]

Hell yeah.

[@connorhunter3729]

Stav sucks small pricadill

[@waluigiswaluweenie4857]

Billy’s laziness and ineptitude as staggering. Dude could not make it in another job.

[@hugh-jasole]

Do you honestly not know that that's the entire point ?

[@brady3491]

@@hugh-jasole except that’s actually him?

[@jproc69]

they should fire him. love billy but tighten up bro. u got it good now, don’t lose it

[@lucascofell4680]

And that’s why he’s perfect for this show.

[@lovemcurvy3126]

So says as instead of is. That’s pretty lazy lol

[@studmuffin1313]

Billy (man-child/Soy Boy): Yeah, but Jake left early Jake (a reasonable adult): I left the after party at 1am

[@MrToko76]

Big Cat would have made a great homicide detective in a different life. He's got those Rustin Cohle interrogation skills. Billy fell apart like a house of cards.

[@thatdude1528]

Billy might just be an idiot

[@kp8928]

People forget big cat was the x factor in getting pirate simon to confess

[@JFP95]

He has the look down too lol

[@wizzlemane7308]

Big Cat is half instigater, half investigater.

[@jamesb9407]

Did you see the investigation he put together for who shit on the toilet seat on the Yak? It was like an hour long slideshow 😂

[@cms1250]

Who the hell ever thinks that you guys are too hard on Billy? Guy doesn’t even deserve his job fucks up constantly and gets no repercussions lmao If this is you guys being too hard on him I would love to have bosses like that

[@alexanderyanega267]

Yeah he comes off ina bad light on PMT because he's irresponsible, but he spearheads a majority of the episodes of Macrodosing when he's not being shut down instantly by Big Cat. And surprisingly provides a wide-range of insight and (sometimes) well researched opinions, but on PMT he's just the dumb frat dude. People who listen to both have seen both sides of it.

[@babyfarksmgeezaks1037]

I remember summer after graduating hs and I worked for this guy pouring concrete. I no called no showed and he came to my house and drug me out of bed and said if you weren't my son I'd fire you. Lol that guy was my dad

[@benjaminscully]

@@babyfarksmgeezaks1037 wow, did you know he was your dad before that?

[@kyle896]

@@benjaminscully 😂

[@ericpalmer83]

Hanks reaction at 3:24 says everything when Billy dropped the “Look… DUDE…” 🤣😂🤣😂

[@garrettjohnson97]

He just lies so much, like I feel like the guys are actually frustrated. PFT and Hank seem to let it slide but you can tell Big Cat is actually bothered by Billy’s lack of awareness

[@davidculley7836]

He talked about it on the yak and was talking about how he was legitimately mad about this. They started to read his apology blog and he had them stop bc he said it was just making him more mad

[@dangleesack7617]

@@davidculley7836 which yak was it? im behind by a few

[@Number59Oline]

Billys schtick was cute when he was originally an intern and had no idea what real life was. When Van Talk got cancelled and they visited him in college was one my favorite pods ever. But the fact that he's still like this is sad and embarassing. Goes without saying that hundreds of thousands of people would give anything to have his job, and yet this is what he's willing to commit. I will be shocked if he ever gets his act together.

[@LuongoSucks1]

Not to mention the college he went to costs 70k a year

[@theoath6129]

Where is the Billy at college video?

[@ayylmao1193]

Once they fire him and he works selling insurance for 2 years he'll realize it.

[@mattvalentino8493]

at least he's dedicated to one thing at PMT and that's to keep lying no matter what

[@gsiv2667]

As punishment, send jake to nashville instead and vlog it

[@MrTwan92]

At first, Billy was a great personality on the show, but now he's become unbearable. He's so entitled with this amazing opportunity he has and just has become annoying anymore. He can't take jokes anymore, constantly makes excuses for missing work and/or not doing work at very reasonable times, and has just been overall annoying recently with the way he speaks and talks to others, I mean TGI Fridays over an awesome deli? He has the greatest career opportunity and set up and he still can't even show up for work. The most entitled person at Barstool.

[@Jwtexan2386]

I legit skip forward every time I hear him talking on the pod

[@moeg9387]

Found big cats burner

[@CB-ke5xx]

@@Jwtexan2386 i do the same. Its bad.

[@CJ-lv6nm]

His stupidity isn’t funny anymore like it was at first. Now it’s just annoying and they need to get rid of him. He ruins macrodosing too. Can’t listen to it anymore bc of it

[@SpruceOrpheus]

This man just said I woke up at 10:30 - 11:00, thank you for your service billy

[@noeyp905]

Jakes smile says it all

[@tomtom8386]

Billy brings nothing to the table for me tbh

[@jonathanyoung3610]

Billy going with the ‘the appetizers did cure cancer…’ when he dropped the entertaining clients.

[@coreyanderson148]

The day they terminate his contract will ironically be the first time he will have to actually "work" in his life

[@olinstockwell5565]

if u listened to the yak it was the first time i’ve heard big cat genuinely disappointed in someone. cmon billy

[@Bobbbby23448]

What episode is it

[@jacksonletnbridge9282]

Would not be surprised if billy gets let to from barstool soon-ish. Brotha thinks he’s so much more influential than he is🤣🤣

[@therealmac25]

@@jacksonletnbridge9282 this is good content for the show, Billy has 200k+ followers on Twitter, he may not make it to Tight End U, but he’s not leaving Barstool, Billy’s fuck ups are gold, and Big Cat and PFT are gonna capitalize on that, but he’s definitely not getting a raise

[@Chicagocubs256]

@@jacksonletnbridge9282 he does a lot on Macrodosing

[@temple06]

@@Chicagocubs256 he reads a wiki page word for word on macrodosing

[@meatballsportstalk6297]

The classic entertaining clients excuse i love it😂😂😂

[@cbnobag5915]

Billy is a clown, he doesn’t realize this amazing opportunity he has with this job

[@cammaxwell8013]

Billy "Gimmie gimmie" Used To Play Football.

[@everybodywantstoruletherad279]

They should give Liam the Billy football role. Billy brings nothing. It’s just someone to make fun of.

[@ADM-wt9cn]

Does he get paid now?

[@wavybone1945]

Dude use to work for his dad in construction. Imagine how fucking awful it must’ve been working with him 😂

[@lukeducluzeau4008]

Hanks facial expressions are priceless

[@Jwtexan2386]

Billy needs to look up what happened to Tex

[@dougbreeze9393]

I'm going to use the "I'm entertaining a client" for every activity I do now haha

[@tylito4764]

#FireBillysDumbass

[@kevinlane9942]

A prank where Billy got “fired” would be hilarious

[@davislindell1782]

Big Cat... "back in my day boy!"

[@VeryJ24]

Billy has made macrodosing unlistenable

[@MrMatc]

nah thats coley

[@jamesreagan1332]

Bad take

[@griffinwalker823]

@@MrMatc ive never listened to macrodosing but why do ppl hate coley

[@stevenodonnell9884]

hanks reaction to billy says it all

[@jaredvaccarella9761]

i am heavily anticipating the max/checo interview

[@dylan4342]

It still amazes me because he’s actually employed with them. Like take the fame away, he’s just another college kid who avoids responsibility haha

[@Matt-mj1xh]

Except he’s not a college kid he graduated. Now he’s just an adult that is avoiding responsibility

[@dylan4342]

@@Matt-mj1xh right! It’s terrible. So many people would kill for that job.

[@Matt-mj1xh]

@@dylan4342 yeah they addressed that on the episode today. I hope billy realizes how lucky he is because it seem like big cat really cares about him.

[@hamburgermatty]

The best abilities in life are: availability and accountability. Good ol William Football III.

[@johnmcclane2139]

Billy makes great content by mistake. Love it.

[@chasecusimano2605]

Entertaining clients 😂

[@Mike-nr9po]

Big Brain Billy

[@kenny0626]

I’m new to this but this is actually not a skit wow. What a fun job you have billy you don’t wanna do excels and programming like the rest of us right?

[@Scheboygan8767]

They podcast you act like it’s a real job 😭

[@sparty1846]

@@Scheboygan8767 Huh? It is their job and they are all making great money.

[@sampeterson2715]

Hank is pissed lol

[@ghett0eskim0]

This episode makes me dislike Billy so much but, on the other hand, makes me like Big Kat, PFT, and Hank even more. I think they all understand what it's like to be fresh out of college and to be a young adult hence why they are so patient with Billy and keep giving him chances, more chances than he deserves to be honest. Billy is really lucky to have them as his bosses.

[@iansangster141]

I think the “fresh out of college” leniency gets lessened by the fact Jake Marsh is the same age and has his shit together and contributes way more.

[@braydan000]

This was great!!😂

[@bobbyw711]

Never found Billy funny. I’ve always been embarrassed for him. I understood that is was silly when he was a college kid but, he’s a grown man now and it’s just a pathetic bummer whenever he’s involved in shit

[@mattlambert4439]

To me, Billy missing shows and disrespecting the guys isn’t even as bad as his lying is. It’s crazy, any other job in the world and his ass is fired immediately if he’s caught in a lie.

[@iamnotreal1996]

I wish I could have Billy’s work schedule

[@patflanagan1866]

tuffffff billy

[@borristhebrave7496]

Lmk when you start taking resumes lol

[@chipplylar1622]

Dan and PFT have this down like Henry Fonda acting..Looks effortlessly but its years and years.

[@check537]

"I"m not mad, I'm disappointed" - Big Cat

[@JJ_GoBlue]

Billy “I’ve been entertaining clients” Football

[@Bigstradamus]

Alcohol addictions are difficult to be honest about. I hope Billy reaches out and tells the boys so he can get some support.

[@kidd4wvu]

how does Billy still have a job? I mean honestly.

[@nickb7343]

Good content just making fun of him

[@username-tv6uw]

That 5 minutes made them more than they pay Billy just with the static advertising I bet

[@zackc8771]

Because he does stuff like this😂

[@millsc0913]

He’s white

[@Scheboygan8767]

Cause they’re podcasters, you act like they have real jobs 😂

[@hostility3404]

Dude if you have about several excuses for not showing up or being late time after time either you’re in a sitcom or it’s bullshit. Billy step up man, you wouldn’t last in a real job setting. Don’t take this for granted.

[@OPflaker]

I love Billy but damnn lol, get it together fam

[@kjmenendez]

Rule #76 No Excuses. Play like a champion. This new generation is so soft, can’t count how many times I showed up to work at 8am hungover in my 20s…

[@wdaniel891]

“Billy stop being bad at your job! We hate all the content we’re getting out of it!”

[@weirderdolphin9902]

It’s hardly content when half of your fan base finds it annoying

[@wdaniel891]

@@weirderdolphin9902 Half the fan base is always going to find something unlikable. But they still have used hours to talk about Billy fucking up and it’s an easy segment to make for them.

[@Scheboygan8767]

@@weirderdolphin9902 bro😭

[@lvppats65]

More Billy roasts

[@rickster8555]

Nah bruh, his ass should get fired if this behaviour continues.

[@seniorbrogrammer]

Wait people say people are harsh to Billy? I get the public shaming on the show might not be ideal, but it makes for great content usually and builds the name.

[@zeekot4064]

Who the fuck said they’re strict on Billy football ? Huh? What? Lmao

[@lynkx5066]

Billy’s punishment should be that he has to go vegan for a month

[@alexreichline]

Billy has made PMT unlistenable. Since they probably won’t fire him, I really hope he doesn’t go to Chicago. But I also really hope they fire him.

[@weirderdolphin9902]

Yeah I usually skip Billy’s parts as they are unbearable to listen to.

[@Scheboygan8767]

@@weirderdolphin9902 as you’ve said in the many comments you’ve made 😭

[@Scheboygan8767]

@@weirderdolphin9902 you really don’t like billy im seeing your comments everywhere 😭

[@weirderdolphin9902]

@@Scheboygan8767 I replied to like 2 comments a week and a half ago, don’t dick ride

[@martinshkreli3677]

can we please interview Tex

[@randall1024]

I’m so sick of this loser getting away with his actions. Should’ve been fired 10x by now

[@jamestait1861]

Guy doesn't realize the opportunity he's blowing. Period.

[@sagetmaster4]

Damn it only took a couple weeks since he's gone and I'm rewatching peak Billy Football

[@meatballsportstalk6297]

Whatever makes helps you sleep at night most teams got a player or two that has done something shitty.

[@gabemoon9644]

Entertaining alot of clients lmaoo Billy's in the mud

[@meowski617]

How the hell did Billy Football stay on his college football team?

[@adamgalliano]

Billy looks like a cartoon character

[@willd4731]

I think Billy might be my neighbor in my apartment building. Does he live in new jersey?

[@albertosalgado5013]

We need Billy on the are you garbage podcast.

[@captaincomment]

Been watching barstool a year now, and iv slowly detered from PMT because of how stupid billy thinks everyone is.

[@pickle961]

Same! It went from kinda funny , to cringe, then to now just annoying af

[@Ryan-ou3cd]

Right there with you, Billy has made PMT unenjoyable

[@hostility3404]

At first it was funny as to how he was so oblivious to things but now he’s taking that bit and taking advantage of it which is annoying, the bit is old.

[@nic4573]

Billy crumble cake.

[@debbieelder5140]

I don’t get why billy has a job here

[@CB_TxNole]

This is a perfect example of Dave's rant a while back when he said when the cats away the mice will play, and how the work ethnic around the office has gone to shit. I like Billy but his ass would be fired in the real world and he doesn't appreciate the job he has.

[@CJ-lv6nm]

Billy should be fired. His stupidity is insufferable and not funny. He’s the worst at barstool

[@jessebaker2769]

They should suspend Billy and bring back Francis Ellis for a week or two, just to show Billy how far they'll go to scare him straight.

[@bigtopsteve]

"I was entertaining clients" was maybe the dumbest thing Billy has ever said. Jilly Football>Billy Football.

[@Johnny-mo4xz]

Honestly a month suspension at the least but a permanent suspension would be fine by me

[@spaceOrca361]

I've been listening to microdosing for the first time and literally seems like every episode billy just gets too drunk and can't do his job.

[@chelafranco778]

Good job fellas, enough is enough. I think he’s funny but he can’t continue to take advantage of you guys.

[@eyeke]

Free Billy

[@highal3706]

1 month suspension

[@masonholtsford7562]

what are awls?

[@aaronochoa2034]

Award winning listeners, cause we win the takies every year for listeners of the year

[@Joe-bj3yp]

Cotter runs for president in 2052 (I’m a traveler). This video no longer exists btw

[@10barclayt]

#FireBilly I'm sure there are plenty of other people who deserve the opportunity that he obviously doesn't care about. I can't imagine putting in 0% effort when you have the chance to work a dream job. #FireBilly

[@jessewatt4904]

What’s it gonna be like when he’s 30

[@dougdiamond7952]

How the hell did billy even get a job here?

[@TheCmc22]

Day 1 listener back in the Chicago days, honestly can’t take Billy anymore. Not listening until he’s fired

[@sixburgh4213]

Not too hard like big cat said anyone would kill to do what Billy is doin. May be a berserker but bad look. Good on Jake for always being professional even if he may be seen as lame.

[@kleberojeda1484]

Billy is cool, but he needs to understand there are thousands of people that would take his spot in a heart beat and outwork him easily 🤦🏻

[@justinlaw8525]

Probation for a month. Force him to go work another job and realize he is living the dream. Or just can him.

[@williamsmith1995]

Free billy

[@bobbyb.8480]

Dudes young and was hired right out of college, 0 life experience and doesn't know how the real world works hopefully this opens his eyes

[@mehzo9]

billy has 0 idea how the real world works lol

[@mrfeeney88]

Rusillo is right. He's looking a gift horse in the mouth and he's not gonna ever realize it until he loses it.

[@nolantalbott8737]

Dude just keeps digging himself in a hole deeper and deeper just be honest and say you were being irresponsible and apologize😅

[@gunnerocks]

Fire Billy

[@schwinn8196]

As right as they are about Billy, thank God my bosses don't do this to me.

[@TAPnRACK_SEZ]

Everyone is so mad. Billy is great.

[@joeschmoe4132]

He should have filmed it and tried to make content.. that sounds interesting. Then it would have gone over better.

[@lakaiordie1723]

I’m a dumbass who used to play ankle biter football. can I have his job?

[@swankygibbons1186]

Make billy go out and get a real job for the summer

[@ianolson1]

Verstappen Perez can’t fuckin wait