I Watched *TWILIGHT* For The FIRST TIME Made Me DESPONDENT....

[@BillyBinges]

Soooo... This the movie series that had y'all going crazy like for real? for real? What am i missing here? Someone please let me know lmao. Don't forget to hit the like and subscribe if you haven't already. Edit: I know I kept saying “y’all” in the video. Get over it 😂 if it doesn’t apply let it fly. Ya be grouping me into everything under the sun in my comment section. Let me live lol All jokes aside I Love you all ❤️♥️💗❤️♥️💗 Thank you to SquareSpace for sponsoring this video Head to www.squarespace.com/billybinges to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BILLYBINGES.

[@editslovely6229]

i would have to agree, twligjt if missing something but for some reason it brings me comfort 😭

[@tonzyjc]

I was 13 and stupid 😂 Jacob had my whole heart. I didn't care about anyone else. I cringe if I see it now tho

[@amelia_mimi6153]

A lot of it was nostalgia. Everybody in my class back in 2008 was reading it, so I read it too and saw the movies in theaters to keep up with the hype. Nowadays we know it's bad and problematic, but it's such a familiar franchise from back when people still went crazy over book-to-movie franchises. And the soundtracks are bangers!

[@JeM130177]

It was just a big deal at the time like 10/12 years 😂😂 mostly nostalgia value at this point

[@jordenhynes767]

Ahah twilight is like a template for what not to do in a relationship

[@hpfan]

“Bella’s the problem.” Billy sums up the entire series in a three word sentence.

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

Actually. it's her blood that's the problem. Why on earth do so many vampires want it? For some reason, even though she's only a singer to Edward, everyone else seems to want her too. Heaven knows what would have happened if she'd run into one of the other covens they were friendly with. They have a huge amount of friends and the Denali coven are literally the only other ones that don't drink human blood (apparently Tanya, Kate and Irina adopted that lifestyle just so they can seduce as many men as they want without killing them - Tanya even tried starving herself before she discovered she could drink animal blood).

[@laurajanco2i]

@@strawberrysoulforever8336 they all want her and never get to kill her because of plot armor (that would be the only plausible reason)

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

@@laurajanco2i Point is, her blood is more of a problem than she is.

[@laurajanco2i]

@@strawberrysoulforever8336 I feel like her mood swings are the problem...if you see New moon, it's basically about Bella using Jacob to get to Edward...

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

@@laurajanco2i To him or over him? After the almost drowning thing, I think that's what she was doing. That book showed exactly how f*ed up Romeo and Juliet is.

[@lilykindrick]

The cringe is hella real with this one. It's very memeable, though. Nobody hates Twilight more than Robert Pattinson.

[@McCammalot]

He was so bold about it too 🤣

[@lilykindrick]

@@McCammalot my favorite is when a reporter asked him "what's your favorite chick-flick" and responds with "chicken little 🤷🏻‍♂️"

[@MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020]

I love twilight, but I don’t blame him. After Twilight, Edward was the only role people recognized him in (even though he had done previous roles, such as Credric in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire).

[@lilykindrick]

@@MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020 I don't think that's why he hated it so much, though.

[@EmilyHernandez-jt4cs]

@@MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020 It’s so toxic

[@dulcechan457]

Charlie broke his back.. from carrying this movie franchise on himself, such a king. It’s better to see this whole franchise as a comedy tbh. If it makes you feel better Robert hates the shit out of this movie too LOL.

[@SandiElizabethJay]

and carlisle!!

[@maikcampbell]

It's MUCH better as a comedy. If anyone needs help with laughing perpetually while watch check out China Ann Mcclain's tiktok video where she impersonate Bella in an uber/taxi

[@karmabutterfly7985]

No it would have been better with Emily Browning sorry not sorry

[@megroy6396]

@@karmabutterfly7985 I'm sure they approached her. But based on interviews she did for American Gods I think she respected herself too much to accept the role.

[@DayDreamerASMR]

And Alice!

[@Lexi_Zone]

"Y'all like this?" No. We just want you to suffer with us.

[@haileyp.69]

I like it🥲

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Lololol!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@angeliccat2120]

The truth has been revealed..

[@annayah5578]

I agree with you girl and the 3 comint ❤❤❤

[@janewallace5228]

“Alice is a gangster” YES SHE IS! Alice is the MVP of the Twilight universe!

[@sassylittleprophet]

YAAASSSS!!!! Alice is AMAZING! Shortly before I left my abusive ex-husband, toxic family, and the cult I was raised in, I got my hair cut short like Alice in the first movie.

[@Kikichan456]

Alice is the only reason to watch this trash

[@rainbowrose8802]

And Charli

[@j.p.2636]

I love her fashion. Alice's outfits are on point

[@ellie_sarabellum]

@@sassylittleprophet God Damn girl! You a gangster too 🔥 You go, real-life Alice!

[@nikkirene4862]

I ain't gonna lie, this book series and the movies was a big deal in my teens and no one can take those great memories away but.... Billy's commentary had me laughing the whole time.

[@YHWHnCozy]

Team Jacob, even tho girl didn't even care about him since Ed came in her life😭😂😂

[@steph0711]

Same, but now I can't watch the movies anymore without thinking how wrong and toxic the whole relationship is. I still love the songs though

[@olivia-lc5mi]

omg saaame lmao

[@AimiAz]

Yeah I also loved watching it in my teens but after watching a few commentary reviews as an adult, I can see the problems with the series now lol.

[@newmoonshewolf09]

saaame!

[@WolfEyedRei]

"I really can't stress how weird this movie is..." It's only just begun. And this is nothing compared to the sequels. XD

[@anycullen21]

Or the doll straight outta hell

[@edakanari4408]

@@anycullen21 Oh god flash backs wait till breaking dawn devil spawn!

[@puffstabby]

@@anycullen21 you leave chuckesmee outta this

[@modewear1202]

This thread had me dead 💀

[@michelles.6466]

Billy: "this movie is so weird!" Me, a long time Twilight fan: "yes, yes it is. Isn't it great?"

[@jozigalm8159]

You can tell how much he gets into it!

[@nmoney6655]

I’m a long time Twilight fan I’m obsessed with everything Twilight

[@AlwaysSweet23]

I love all the Twilight movies!! ❤

[@nmoney6655]

@@AlwaysSweet23 especially breaking dawn though

[@aliciax5854]

@@AlwaysSweet23You have terrible taste

[@zippo_muk9254]

*Robert Pattinson actually did a good job* (esp. given that they wouldn’t let him act the way he wanted). I think people forget that he’s literally a VAMPIRE whose spent his life waiting to meet this girl. That vampire urge for her scent etc would be overbearing (even though he’s been a “vegetarian” vampire for years). He did a good job of being awkward/weird, he’s a century old vampire.

[@mikazuki2320]

He did good in the sense that he followed direction to a tea- but the movie itself is really sucky 😭 but i still like it for some reason- 💀 ig it's more for nostalgia sake.

[@itsproof2]

The movie sucks but it’s good for entertainment I guess. Had some good laughs (because of the cringe weirdness). I read the books though a couple years back and they were descent and interesting.

[@laurenmaddox3063]

I liked Rober Pattinson in Harry Potter so I could give him the benefit of the doubt that this acting is not his fault. The entire movie is such trash though and how Kristen Stewart acts is the worst. I love all the books and the comic book of this series too. I even read the gender bender twilight haha.

[@shiaras4675]

RPatts did good considering the material. I keep remembering and loving him as Cedric Diggory so I know it's not on his acting performance. But as for Edward's reaction coming down to him being a vampire and waiting 100 years to meet Bella, please watch The Vampire Diaries. Stefan Salvatore is a 150 year old vampire who spent a lot of those years basically being uncontrollably murderous around human blood, coming face to face with a girl with the same face as his toxic ex girlfriend who turned him and caused him to drift away from his brother. Someone he came to absolutely loathe because of everything she did. And still, he had a better reaction and treatment towards Elena than Edward. Boy had more personality than Edward too. Elena had more personality than Bella. Please note that Stefan and Elena are NOT my favorite at all and I still think they're better than Twilight.

[@marirezende8478]

@@laurenmaddox3063 they both played what they were told to play really well, they're both good actors and anyone who's seen their other works besides twilight knows it

[@nikkis7375]

I laughed out loud when Edward covers his mouth at the smell of her around 4mins in 😂😂😂 smelled so bad he gave up his education lmaooo

[@itspribanerjee]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Narra0002]

That’s not it, but he graduated hs like 10 times already. So he could just drop out

[@Bayougirl78]

Even if you don't care for the movie, story, or plot... you have to admit the baseball scene was well shot and fun to watch :)

[@BillyBinges]

It really was!!

[@nasirjones5819]

@Taylor Johnson lmaoo it literally only ruined it for you but ok😭..

[@cynus8]

It's half decent! Supermassive Black hole made it better.

[@kristinakey2028]

You should watch the music video “Games” by Tessa Violet! It’s a great song and the music video is based off of the baseball scene in the movie

[@olanaowen7320]

I love the book series and I love the second half of the movie series, but this movie was so invisibly bad there's no words to describe it. Unfortunately when it came out my roommate would watch it over and over and over again all day... just for the baseball thing. I am so over the baseball scene.

[@MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020]

Bella referred to her parents by their names because she was always taking care of them. Her mom was hella immature and Bella had to be the adult in the relationship. When living with her dad, she was doing the cooking and cleaning around the house.

[@jessicaluk74]

Sounds like a Wattpad story

[@silent_cipher9308]

@@jessicaluk74 well the author writes that exact way ;D

[@anycullen21]

In her case yes. But plenty of ppl do for different reasons. I call my mom both her name Christine and mom. The only reason I call her by her name is because I caught it from grandmother who raised me, since I started talking and repeated it like a parrot. Now it's too late 👀

[@Dead25m]

@@anycullen21 I call my dad by his name, but only because I have 4 older siblings who are not his, so since I was little I've only heard him refered by name. It feels weird calling him "dad" or "father", although I call him that in 3rd-person context. Funny things is I love him way more than my mother, who I call "mom".

[@nikkikiryubatman96]

If I call my mom by her name (it's always first and middle bc that's just how we say it in the family) it's because she wasn't paying attention when I tried calling her every other type of way. I be there trying to gather attention like "mom. mom. mom. mother. madre. mothership. motherboard. mom. Maria Elena!" and then she looks. with my stepdad, he raised me so that's my dad. I call him by his little nickname I gave him for his name "Bartolito" or "Bartholomew" for "Bartolo". I may also say "niño" or something bc he acts like a child alot. When I refer to his I say dad or may call him dad. With my father I just say "father" most of the time.

[@kaytho5830]

This isn’t a movie series that anyone takes seriously, you gotta watch them as comedies. They’re hilarious 😂

[@winxclubfairiesrule1]

Literally what I've been trying to tell people for years because it don't make no sense how hilarious these movies are

[@BillyBinges]

Then why nobody tell me this at the beginning???? 😣 They just kept saying watch twilight 😂

[@winxclubfairiesrule1]

@@BillyBinges the only part of this series I seriously liked was Breaking Dawn, and even then it was just for the finale of part 2. Even then, it's laughable.

[@nadiar.4638]

@@BillyBinges when these came out a lot of fans were still teenagers, who had been taught by other movies and books this is a cute romantic relationship, right now those previous fans have grown up and luckily a lot of them can see how many of those relationships are very toxic and weird. So now we just enjoy to see other people cringe at them 😅

[@crushedflora2696]

@@BillyBinges You not knowing made the commentary funnier. I didn't stop laughing 🤣

[@DoranGale]

Just have to say the “dying in the place of someone I love” bit was about her mom.

[@MarieJes23]

FR!!! It made me anxious that he thought she meant Edward

[@DoranGale]

Same, actually. Misunderstandings happen in blind reactions, but that’s such a significant thing for the character. She was ready to run for Edward. She was ready to die for her family.

[@crystalpyu]

@@DoranGale wooooaahh I considered myself a huge twilight fan but I still never knew that !

[@nmoney6655]

@@DoranGale I didn’t think of that when I read it

[@hannahhedrick1022]

Side note: Your floor always looks so freshly vacuumed and clean. Respect.

[@stephonix616]

“She want the funny looking mysterious boy who said that she stinks” Ah, young love. 🤣🤣

[@saraislfe14]

“Can he smell her” “this man really just told her she stank without saying a word” lmao🤣🤣You are too funny💯🤣🤣🤣😭

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

Oh, the irony. It's actually the opposite.

[@samiraw1490]

so i was dying when he said that

[@saraislfe14]

@@samiraw1490 😭😭💯

[@Nano-zr3bt]

The Vi pfp😩🤍

[@saraislfe14]

@@Nano-zr3bt Thank youu!💕, I’m literally obsessed with her LOL😩😩

[@zeandramanley9709]

What makes the movies funnier is knowing that Robert Pattinson (Edward) hated the books/storyline and almost got fired for trying to switch up his character to make the story make more sense lmaooooo

[@obiajulumgbechi]

He wanted to make the character more true the book. Because Edward was a lot more dark and edgy in the book than in the script.

[@zeandramanley9709]

@@obiajulumgbechi Right. And it's crazy how they wouldn't let him do that. I guess the Edward in the script was more marketable.

[@oblivija]

BillyBinges and Dylan Is In Trouble would be my dream team when it comes to movie reactions. Both are hilarious. I'm pretty sure if they'd ever do some reactions together I'd just die of laughter.

[@ayannawalters3058]

No but frrrrr..theyre the only two I watch

[@zeeo3147]

@@ayannawalters3058 fr!!!

[@itspribanerjee]

Yea they good! I also really like Flare Unique too. I actually recently came across BillyBinges and fell in love. I have been watching Dylan Is In Trouble and Flare Unique for quite a while. I also love Alex Meyers. Have been watching his channel also a lot.

[@lairisyapping]

They’re the only 2 reactors I watch all the time they’re just so entertaining

[@naileataylor2106]

They’re the only “ movie reaction” people i watch 😭

[@ray_rayy24]

Billy went from saying “this is weird” to then supporting Bella and Edward by saying “aye let her do her thing” 🤣 Don’t lie, you secretly liked it 🤫😂

[@BillyBinges]

I know your arm hurts from that reach 😂

[@ray_rayy24]

@@BillyBinges 🤣🤣🤣

[@Serenity113]

Charlie, Bella’s dad, is the real MVP of these films. He deserves better. Lol I read the books and they drives me nuts more than the films lol

[@Stephaniacat]

I loved the books but now im like damn girl lol i watched the movies some months ago for nostalgia. I still love new moon because i think it's a great representation of depression and losing your first love

[@Serenity113]

@@Stephaniacat I like watching breaking dawn part 1 just to see the wedding aesthetics and that house in Brazil. 🤣

[@msgirly6827]

The books are more garbage than the movie. I had to stop reading the book

[@megroy6396]

@@Stephaniacat Yes, good representation of depression. But like...if a boy leaving you is what causes that kind of depression (several months of being catatonic and then being suicidal) you desperately need therapy.

[@amys6987]

@@megroy6396 especially considering they knew each for like 6 months at that point 😅😅

[@JeM130177]

Billy be acting like girls be problematic in what they want but Edward be like "i hated you for making me want you so bad" and he's all TAKE NOTES FELLAS like that ain't creepy af 😂😂

[@BillyBinges]

But did it work tho? 🤔 😂 And I’ll admit I maybe problematic and bias 😂 ill take ownership. But I’m honest

[@JeM130177]

@@BillyBinges hahaha no it's funny i get you I'm just teasing 😂😂 everyone's pretty bad in this tbh. Except the dads. Charlie and Carlise are pure hearted legends.

[@laurencaban6371]

@@JeM130177 honestly when I saw these movies I was the most into Charlie. He can get it

[@callherfoofoo]

🤣🤣🤣

[@callherfoofoo]

I'll take Carlisle then🤭

[@xenonuke1194]

"Bella's the problem" Billy you have no idea

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

Having read Midnight Sun, the bit where Alice asks Bella if she's coming on their bus and Edward answers "No, our bus is full" is actually telling Alice to back off and no, she can't talk to Bella yet. She keeps pestering him about it in the book, because her foresight includes her and Bella becoming friends. She literally says "She's my friend. Well, she's going to be." And she keeps asking "So does that mean I can talk to Bella now?" and such.

[@kaitlynwoods2038]

What is she thinking at the end when Edward tends her to keep her thoughts to herself? 👀 My brain will make me reread the main series before midnight sun and I don't have the time right now 😭 and I've been wondering this since the first time I saw twilight eons ago. Help a girl out 🙏🏻😭

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

@@kaitlynwoods2038 I think she thinks turning Bella into a vampire is the best solution. Edward doesn't want Bella agreeing with that (although she comes to that conclusion on her own).

[@Vixen1409]

Alice is to pure for the universe she's in

[@diaborosyuzuha9865]

Billy: "Bella's the problem." Twilight fandom: "BUCKLE UP!"

[@DaphneQueen]

So excited that Billy’s doing these! This is the worst one when it comes to acting in my opinion. The reactions to the next four are going to be hilarious and I’m here for it!!

[@KamInBim]

One word: Renesmee. I can't wait for him to react to that 😂😂😂

[@Seraphim4190]

This one has the production values of a lifetime movie for sure.

[@hi.imalayna]

The struggle over “irrevocably” had me DYING 😂

[@samiraw1490]

i was dying laughing

[@AimiAz]

I know! I was like where did the un come from?? lmao

[@blkbarbie2671]

‘I knew an Erica’ took me outtt

[@Myles452]

Lol

[@itspribanerjee]

Same 😂😂😂

[@livingthedoelife8953]

I lost it when you said “it just look like you got a Snapchat filter on” when Edward’s face starting glowing 😂 I love how you can find the humor in scenes like this and this was the famous thing in Twilight! And this is just me, but if you thought this was weird, oh it gets so much weirder as you watch the other ones…I can’t wait!

[@lbierman21]

Edward looks like he has glittery body lotion on hahaha they should have gone way more intense with it

[@livingthedoelife8953]

Lol right, could’ve done way better than that

[@Tuoyo3005]

@@lbierman21 Right! 😂😂 he moisturised with some homemade Shimmer Shea

[@pleasehelp2446]

The funny part is that in the books Edward is supposed be so drawn to her smell that he can barely control himself, drawn to the point where he stopped breathing and faked diaphragm movement for the rest of the class because if he kept smelling her he'd kill her , yet the movie makes it look like she smells like shit.

[@pinacoladas8217]

Fun fact: the piano music that Edward played Bella is called Bella's Lullaby because in the books, he would sing it to her to sleep. And you're right, it's so good. Carter Burwell snapped.

[@UMewMew]

I love the lullaby

[@hesamm9048]

"Before Bella comes, everyone were living their lives. It's her" 😂😂

[@El_Ezra_Meitar5]

"As a matter of fact he DESERVES to eat Bella, honestly. He WORKED for this" 😂😂😂

[@PhoenixIsntHere]

As someone who read all the books and saw all the movies in theaters (multiple times, that's not a flex, I know) your commentary is actually hilarious. It's interesting seeing it from the point of view of someone who knows nothing about the series, years later. Looking forward to the next one

[@Stephaniacat]

It caught me by surprise the comment about bella. But hes right lol. Everyone was having a fun time before she arrived and she came to ruin everyone's life.

[@olanaowen7320]

Well I mean to be honest Renesmee deserves part of the blame....

[@serinasen]

SAME

[@pauladona1919]

fun fact: robert pattinson actually wrote the lullaby. apparently, he's a musician. so, he's done a great job making that masterpiece

[@CazuhLynn]

If you're talking about Bella's Lullaby, then no. It was composed by Carter Burwell - and he didn't even write it for Twilight. But I think Robert Pattinson played the song himself on screen.

[@loveshates8049]

@@CazuhLynn He wrote the guitar song that played in the restaurant with the fat cat lyrics. (That is such a weird sentence 😂)

[@CazuhLynn]

@@loveshates8049 Ah that's interesting to know, but that's not the lullaby, is it? Honestly just asking, I've no idea

[@loveshates8049]

@@CazuhLynn The lullaby/piano song aka River flows in you was made by the famous south Korean composer Yiruma.

[@AmalaFrequents]

As a young impressionable teen the books felt quite compelling in a predestined- the monster and his ideal victim fall in love and love is all consuming- but also he's 'respectful' in he actively wants to wait until marriage and will centre everything around Bella. Once you gain critical awareness you realise the whole thing is pretty horrifying and toxic. But then as an adult you get to enjoy it an excellent terrible thing. It's so good because you can watch it and be like 'what the heck was I thinking??' But also be pleased that you have grown.

[@ohia_lehua]

Psychology professors at my uni used the main couples from Twilight and After as examples of toxic relationships and broke them down so badly they killed all the crazy girls in class that idolized them. But sure, they're comfort movies for some people 👀🤣

[@DoubleBlack2.0]

Billy: “It’s her first day! She got murdered!” Me, an intellectual: Well no, but it was damn close.

[@angeliccat2120]

Genius, and hilarious, that's miraculous

[@JeM130177]

Listen...as a 16 year old girl these books were more romantic than it seems 😂 but we can all admit it's way more creepy in hindsight hahahaha

[@sbandz4946]

YES lmao it’s so weird and creepy to think about but that’s the whole point of the series. the whole idea of first love being consuming and obsessive. obviously this pushed it to the extreme but it’s still the stuff i grew up on😭

[@jessicamorgan2438]

Yesss I loved these in high school but the older I get I'm like ewww no lol

[@arain764niara]

Yea but a grown woman wrote it soo....

[@Stephaniacat]

@@sbandz4946 seriously lol i thought he was so romantic and obsessive. Now I'm like damn i had really bad taste.

[@JeM130177]

@@arain764niara maybe she just knew her audience 😂 hahah but yes true. Maybe the whole vampire thing had her convincing herself it could be a bit unconventional.

[@laurensyourgirl6963]

This is the best commentary I have seen on this movies yet. I was laughing so hard.

[@BillyBinges]

The next movie is coming out in 10 minutes hope to see you in the chat!! Thanks for watching Lauren!

[@KamInBim]

"He looks like a koala bear that does card tricks." The things that come out your mouth 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JeM130177]

"Now he better look drastically different" Me: LOOOOOOOL HE AIN'T GONNA

[@heatherc4863]

I said the same thing 😅😅😅

[@mena94x3]

I read that exactly as he said it. 😂😂

[@liveinluv]

I'm looking forward to Billy's laugh, I absolutely love his sense of humor. I'm just excited for the commentary on this , can't wait!!!

[@BillyBinges]

Thank you for always showing up live in luv ❤️♥️❤️

[@liveinluv]

@@BillyBinges awww of course!! I love your videos very much and I'll always support you 💜💜💜

[@iampixadora104]

Do all of the twilight movies!, i'd love to see it, and please do hunger games next. I wanna hear you say katniss and peeta kiss like two flip flops, two car batteries, two extension cords. It gets me everytime.

[@ZARiNA851]

Hunger Games is timeless!!! 💯

[@jessicaluk74]

@@ZARiNA851 I haven't watched that is it worth watching

[@Prexiousp]

@@jessicaluk74 only if your going to watch the second one as well

[@megroy6396]

YES okay this is a hella popular book-to-movie franchise that I'd LOVE for you to check out!

[@vaanda9446]

Omg yes. #bingers Please do The Hunger Games movies.

[@cass6097]

“Y’all like this?!” Yes.. but no… but also yes. I was a young teen when the books came out and I absolutely binged them. It’s cringey and nostalgic to me now 😅 the movies are not good. They never were, but we love them lol

[@nmoney6655]

I was worse I was 6 when the books came out my mom actually ended up getting me the whole series 5years later and I saw the movies soon after

[@B7S.ARMY-BORA7AE_]

17:50 The actor of Edward is a pianist, so he made the melody. And the transition to the hospital scene at the end was also the actor singing :)

[@silverkyre]

Bella: "Dying in the place of someone i love seems like a good way to go." While on her way to save her mother whom she thinks is in danger. Billy: "You dont know him like that." She wasent talkimg about edward there lol

[@LordVolkov]

"He looks like he has a snapchat filter on. What is that?!" It's the skin of a killer, Billy! 🤣🤣🤣 Legit, the diamond hard skin is the only bit of Twilight vamps I like, even if it is responsible for the atrocious sparkling.

[@serinasen]

For me it's not even the sparkling that bothers me... it's the fact that it was a sound effect... 🤦‍♀️

[@AZMasterbaker]

billy: there's going to be all twilight movies this month. After watching the first one, Billy: ummm nevermind

[@BillyBinges]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Cat-vr5ss]

I always die at Billy's dissapointment when people kiss 😂

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Yes!!! The first kiss I yelled out "Eewww, they kiss like two sardines!" Then when Billy said they kiss like two seals, I cheered like I had just won a prize 🏅! 🤣😂🤣

[@UMewMew]

​@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460not two sardines and sea lions 😂😂😂

[@emmelinaa]

As cringy as this is, I'll admit it always has a soft spot in my heart - such a guilty pleasure.

[@Zephyr616]

I kinda wish I went to see Twilight in theatres... I would've shouted "Cedric Diggory LIVES!!" as soon as Edward appeared. If you're a pothead, you know.

[@Melanie-jy2nw]

The fanfiction crossovers of this I used to find everywhere

[@SoapyTurtles]

Girl, pothead and potterhead are two very different things LMAO

[@Zephyr616]

​@@SoapyTurtles clearly you didn't used to use My Life is Average cuz back in the day HP fans were known as potheads even on MLIA.. but does it really matter? I mean I'm both a huge HP fan and a stoner, nothing better than watching HP with a phat bifta.

[@EmilyHernandez-jt4cs]

@@SoapyTurtles LMAOO PLS

[@SoapyTurtles]

@@Zephyr616 Yup, no clue what that is, and I didn't say there was a problem, I just wanna make sure you know they are definitely not the same thing to the average person. lol

[@cynus8]

Billy: Maybe I don't know what a vampire can do. Everyone: Neither does Stephanie Meyer

[@jeffreyh271]

“He looks like he’s dead! That’s gorgeous!?” Broo the amount of people that’s into dudes that look like zombies is crazy 😂

[@baywatch684]

I love how for the entire movie Robert Pattinson is trying so hard not to sound British. My man looks like he needs to shit constantly 😂😂😂

[@Disney65Fan]

Oh God bless ya Billy. Bland chemistry.

[@BillyBinges]

Ohh it’s about to be a journey!

[@PringlesOfficial_]

I’m gonna be honest, with Twilight, the plot itself is fine/good (meaning that if you were to explain the basic plot to someone, it would sound cool) its just the execution, the cringyness, and the MANY red flags that makes it bad. Bad to the point where it’s laughable. (Rob Pattinson who plays Edward himself doesn’t even like the movies 😭) But yeah the toxicness and the cringe make it unenjoyable for me.

[@spamachuchan8824]

See your reason for not watching, is my reason to occasionally watch. (Aside from the last movie, I can enjoy that as a stand alone; series once every few years I can watch it laugh and cringe). Jennifer's body is also laughable, horrible, toxic, cringe; as a woman I am a sucker for Megan Fox (she is a role model to me) I suggest if you haven't seen the movie give it a watch or at the minimum listen to a review. It's an amazing plot with horrible execution; just like the Twilight saga.

[@Stephaniacat]

@@spamachuchan8824 i also dont get the hype for Jennifer's body. Like you said i get the message but its still pretty bad movie. Not even bad and fun. And twilight has some amazing cinematography and thats it. The script and books are cringe. I would say new moon its probably one of the best representations of depressions I've ever seen.

[@spamachuchan8824]

@@Stephaniacat If I am being honest the ONLY reason I ever liked or enjoyed Jennifer's body, was because I liked seeing Megan Fox turn into a monster that eats men, after she is sacrificed by idiots. It was comic retribution to me. For me it's that simple (I would also like it noted I would probably enjoy a gender bent version of the movie where a guy is sacrificed by women, comes back as a woman eating monster. Especially when you play with stereotypes like Jennifer's body did.)

[@janinex4541]

Gonna help you out here Bily: Red eyes = human blood Yellow eyes = animal blood black eyes = HUNGRY FREAKING VAMPIRE

[@mellysomethingclever]

Surprisingly Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen) created a straight banger on the piano for this movie called Bella’s lullaby. He also sings the song when Edward has to suck the venom out of Bella.

[@realestsienna]

ik this is old but he did not create that song, he just played the piano and i’m pretty sure he made another song

[@alligatorinavest]

“He looks like a koala bear… that does card tricks” 😂🤣🤣 I had to pause the video lol

[@hadleysarkela5373]

I hope you do all the movies! They get wor- I mean better😌

[@jessmPS]

Lol this is exactly why I’m excited about this lol

[@Cake342]

"Better"

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

You can’t do one without the rest. It’s like Pringles. Once you pop, you can’t stop🤣

[@Tricia3810]

Trying to guess what Billys going to say Me: they kiss like two penguins Billy: "they kiss like two sea lions" Me: close enough 😂

[@RitsychServare]

'they kiss like two umbrellas' is new to me 😅

[@SailorYuki]

I was going for two plastic bags, so waaay off.

[@M1ntP0ppy]

I got walruses, so I was pretty close too 🎉

[@jenrig2333]

We need a Billy Kiss Comment Generator or Mad Libs. They kiss like ___number____ _noun____.

[@nmoney6655]

Fun fact: the same person who played Jacob in the movies played Sharkboy in Sharkboy and Lava Girl

[@mangerinegirl]

“She is the problem. 100%” YESSSS SO TRUE. Edward and Jacob need to just move on and live happily without her. 😂 I enjoyed this reaction because you said so much stuff that we’ve all thought. Looking forward for to the next one.

[@eyden1562]

The spelling bees always catch me off guard, but this was definitely the funniest one 😂😂😂

[@BunnyB00B00]

As a young teen not knowing what the red flags were and was straight focused on the romance, these were the best movies ever. However as an adult reading between the lines and such mann....cringe cringe cringe. But I still get a good laugh, and still cry at the last movie

[@megan-im2ny]

you summed up my feelings about this series PERFECTLY haha it’s a classic, but i rewatch the first few movies for comedy now 😅 breaking dawn pt. 2 fan till the day i die tho 😬

[@iqqyhassan2339]

This is me except of twilight it was the vampire diaries

[@IAmAlsoTheWalrus]

Just when I was thinking I'd have to sit this month out if it was all gonna be Twilight... "You stink so bad he stopped coming to school?!" 🤣

[@shrisemontgomery6094]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamedraa8472]

@9:45 see how the guy who likes Bella has a girl who is interested in him, but is persistently pursuing Bella who doesn't want him. Guys do the same thing.

[@patriciaedwards9796]

The "He bit him? How does this workkk???" Has me dead 😂 this reaction was hilarioussss

[@nerd_by_nature5046]

I saw this movie in theaters when I was 13 years old. As problematic as this series is, it definitely was a part of my tweenhood. Me and my group of friends would pass around the books when the other one was finished. It has a weird little place in my heart haha

[@rebecky5ever]

The acting is so stiff but I can't blame the actors. They have a very difficult job of portraying the worst couple in any media's history. How do you wake up everyday for months to play a vampire stalker and a weepy codependent girlfriend.

[@rebecky5ever]

@@a.j.1819 I have read all the books and honestly they did them justice. The movie just shows how weird the characters and relationship is.

[@themoviebud1988]

Oh man, have fun with this series bro, it’s going to hurt your head 😂 - Sam

[@BillyBinges]

Bro!! I just don’t get the hype… like at all. The absolute worst love story I done see so far 😂

[@icekekiri]

The only saving grace for this whole Twilight franchise is that they have awesomely good soundtrack. Plus Charlie too!

[@yasminbonae9444]

"girl you stank so bad he stopped coming to school" 😂😂 I spit my water everywhere

[@SpaceCadetTeddison]

Oh THIS is gonna be good. Edit: It WAS good. I love the Twilight series. Not because they're "good" movies but because they're so dramatic, entertaining, and hilarious to me. I just have a grand ole time.

[@breannab7112]

She was talking about dying in the place of her mom, Billy lol. I like how they did that because when she says it in the beginning, it's assumed that it's about Edward, but when she says it later in context I feel a sense of relief. Like okay, you're not THAT dumb lol. But I love these movies tho. They were everything to me when they came out. 😂

[@fanix08]

By the way Billy, when she said "dying in the place of someone you love", she was talking about her mom, not the shiny boy

[@BillyBinges]

Ohh ok well that makes sense… the whole movie just confused me 😂

[@sabu4126]

Billy: "I hope you're doing, looking, and smelling good!" Bella: I think not

[@BlackGirlMarvel]

The fact that Billy thinks that Edward thinks that Bella stinks, shows how the direction of this film isn't good lol If you didn't read the book a lot is lost on you. smh. Billy's confusion with the whole film is HIGH-LARIOUS!!

[@username-pb9ui]

but you’re supposed to think edward thinks she stinks, she even smells her hair to see if she smells lol you should only understand that later

[@BlackGirlMarvel]

@@username-pb9ui true but Billy was still lost on the significance of it.

[@truthbetold2462]

@@username-pb9ui dude was still so confused. It’s not hard to eventually figure it out lol

[@princessmaiya23]

@@BlackGirlMarvelthat be because baby talks through all the meat and potatoes of the movies so he never fully understands what’s going on which to me is pretty pointless of a reaction vid but I still watch cause he’s funny enough that it’s bearable

[@trinitysterling4963]

Yes finally you needed to watch this I can't wait to see what explanation that Billy is going to give when they are kissing. You need to watch the whole series

[@Kfantasy_98]

"This movie is so freaking dark, I can't see anything" YES! I was disappointed when I saw the movie. I had loved the book so much and was excited to see the movie only to be disappointed. Everyone looked like a vampire. It looks like the director put a blue tint lense over the camera.

[@adrianamurrillo7473]

I agree but it was her style, she did it with the movie thirteen also

[@Kfantasy_98]

@@adrianamurrillo7473 I had wondered that. Now that I think about it. I think she did the same thing on The Nativity Story too.

[@suzieq3604]

The glowing scene killed me, I laughed so hard in the theater because it was so ridiculous😂😂

[@Heroesfullyalive]

It became a tradition for me and my friends to go see these movies when they came out. We'd be laughing hysterically at how terrible parts of it were.

[@emmaheard5250]

Like how was she supposed to be horrified by sparkly skin?

[@suzieq3604]

@@emmaheard5250 exactly! A damn disco ball 😂

[@OooweeeMC]

My man said “what in the taming of the shrew”. 🤣 in tears

[@GallifrAngel]

I cannot stress enough how much I love Charlie Swan...I would die for that fictional man.

[@livingthedoelife8953]

Wow, you actually did it! Hope this didn’t torture you too much lol. Regardless, this is gonna be a good one I can tell😁

[@britneyphillips3640]

Honestly every time I watch a movie commentary and it’s a rom com I always look forward to Billy saying how the two people kissing look “Ughhhh,they kiss like two ……”

[@anthonyjanthonycrowley898]

Edward literally being like “I’m bad. Please stay away from me.” Bella “red flag who?” If Edward wasn’t a vampire and was just some random dude, Bella would be dead-

[@cutevirgo1996]

“Gorgeous?? He looks like he’s dead!” The cackle I let out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AuthorZaraHoffman]

"Gorgeous? He looks like he's dead!" LOL "Who cares what you don't like?!" YES "Alice is a gangsta!" She's the best character in the whole franchise

[@Makkaru112]

Then you'll love the Twilight Effect Podcast hosted by Ashley Greene AKA Alice!! She's got many episodes out already

[@nmoney6655]

@@Makkaru112 is it on KZbin

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

Oh, and one last thing. By dying in the place of someone she loves, she means her mom. She thinks her mom is in danger - that's how James got her to the dance studio in the first place. She figures if she gives James what he wants, he'll let her mom go. In the book, we find out that James has only failed to reach his prey once. That prey was Alice, when she was still human.

[@adrichiii839]

Oh man, the Twilight series (both books and movies) was my EVERYTHING back in Grade 6 to Grade 9. Definitely a guilty pleasure now because it's so unintentionally funny and quotable. Love your commentary on it as a non-fan and got me laughing the whole way through! And about the colour of vampire eyes, you are right, if a vampire recently drank human blood their eyes are red (golden if it's animal blood). If a vampire hasn't eaten in a while, their eyes are black (which is what Edward's eye colour was when they first met until he returned to class after a few weeks hunting so his eyes were now gold).

[@nmoney6655]

I would come home from school back in 2013 and read these books IDK why my my mom brought me the books because they were slightly inappropriate but my mom was sure I would like these books and plus she taught me about the birds and the bees and I was in Middle School so I would was easily influenced by books so when my ex let’s call him H cheated on me you can imagine how that felt because I thought my romance would be like Bedward’s but it ended up like how Bella was choosing between Edward and Jacob and I felt like I chose the wrong guy

[@GeoC670]

This is the funniest and entertaining commentary/reaction of this movie that I've ever seen. I love it! Keep it up, Billy 😂

[@sammyursula]

17:47 Robert Pattinson (the actor for Edward) actually wrote that himself! It's called "Bella's Lullaby" and yes, I'm pretty sure I saw Tinkerbell twerking to it too, now that you mention it LOL He did a lot of the score, I think.

[@nmoney6655]

I actually think if Edward is a vampire and Jacob is a werewolf then possibly Angela or Jessica (her friends) can possibly be witches

[@forgetmaenott]

This was hilarious! Can’t wait to see you react to the rest. This whole series is definitely something...😂

[@anastasiabrown517]

I laughed my ass off!!!!! The fact that you sat through this movie you're a real champ!!

[@Zodia195]

I actually gave the first movie a shot so I could say I at least saw it. It did have potential, but I did legitimately found myself falling asleep. I've seen and READ better paranormal romance material then this. I did legit laugh at the 'sparkling effect' it was so absurd.

[@nmoney6655]

And for reference the Vampires eyes’ only turn red when they been drinking a bunch of human blood

[@pinacoladas8217]

It's funny when you watch this movie remembering that Edward can hear what everyone is saying most of the time. So like when Jess says "no one is good enough for him" (he even smirked at that one) and when the mom asked if they're using protection 😂😂

[@forestcatkay14]

The only best thing about Twilight series is the soundtrack…and the wolves CGI is amazing.