Kick Ass 2: Partners in crime (HD CLIP)

[@Eph_Wilson]

Crazy how Dave would go on to be both Quicksilver and a professional assassin riding on a bullet train.

[@StuckonStupid84]

And Kraven the Hunter.

[@bigbeebiatch]

Also Lancelot

[@berserkworkentertainment]

I KNOW RIGHT???

[@RdnFikri]

I honestly can't believe Dave and Tangerine from Bullet Train are the same person.

[@TheloniusRichtofen]

What’s crazy about that he’s an actor, you internet kids kill me

[@matban9082]

1:11 I love how they try to convince us that Dave can't do a pull up even though his arms look like this

[@zenituragaming5043]

Lmao I know right dude is jacked

[@me-ry9ee]

The dominant muscles used for pullups are your lats, even though biceps get activated a little, it aint much for a pullup. The jacked arms comes from doing curls.

[@botanich]

@@me-ry9ee you know, if dude does curls, chances are, he trained other muscles too.

[@me-ry9ee]

@@botanich point is your arms dont have much to do with a pullup, you can have the most streamlined normal looking arms and still have a truck like torso build

[@AlisonBeautifulSavage]

If you knew shait about that you'd know calisthenics doesn't equal muscle mass growth but strengthening of the muscle fibers and nerve endings necessary to pull those exercises off, and a guy without high muscle mass who practices calisthenics can appear skinny and be able to lift his body weight with his fingers while some jackass on supplements can buffer up their muscle sizes in the gym and not he able to pull half of that off. But yeah by then, he was already preparing for the final scene in the movie where he can pull his body weight, and as in any movie, it is for show off, so he looks big.

[@kevsdigitalartsmore3743]

I’m not going to lie, the very first spar Dave and Mindy had it shows Dave had talent see how he dodged and blocked but Mindy proves hard work beats talent.

[@darkpaw1522]

Agreed. Those were dodged with extremely good instinct.

[@Manesson]

Hard work beats talent if talent doesn't work hard enough.

[@leeham6230]

@@darkpaw1522 Instinct? Remember Kick-Ass 1, where in his first fight, he got his ass beat so hard that BD called him "Ass-Kick" because "He gets his ass kicked"? He went through a whole ass movie before this one, where he learned (to an extent) how to fight.

[@darkpaw1522]

@@leeham6230 Indeed. Great instinct.

[@pirateofthecarabiners]

You realize this was choreographed right? They weren't actually sparring. It's a movie.

[@knytewing3107]

I give props to Dave for taking the blows and dodging Mindy’s attacks. If only if there was a Kick-Ass 3, I’d like to see how badass Kick-Ass is now

[@buildmylow]

85% numbness

[@CHROMZZ0]

Vaughn is rebooting kickass next year

[@ceezee9441]

there is a 3rd comic run that ends the story quite nicely

[@adhirg]

Todd also became quicksilver and then a fake quicksilver as well as a serial killer in a hotel

[@gerardoespinoza4335]

You forget that his pain is reduced due to the surgery he had on the first movie. Also he has metal on his body so yeah, he is more durable.

[@drosky310]

Robin wishes he was me , lol

[@obeyshady6530]

Nah Damian wipes out hit girl

[@drosky310]

@@obeyshady6530 who's damian

[@richos07]

@@drosky310 Damian Wayne is the son of Batman and Talia al Ghul. Trained by both Batman and the League of Assassins, he is a deadly force who would most certainly wipe the floor with Hitgirl. Hitgirl struggles to fight against some mob boss with a black belt with her only times showing real skill and power being against small time crooks yet Damian Wayne was raised and taught by perhaps the most lethal secret society on the face of the Earth.

[@drosky310]

@@richos07 I dint know batman hade a son. Thanks for the info

[@kenzelukabarphukan200]

That was so narcissistic . Robin was created before her birth. And definitely stronger smarter and way cooler than her. All the robins!!!

[@gor9027]

The extended version of this scene is much better. Kick-Ass 2 really suffered during the post-production process if you look at all the deleted and alternate scenes.

[@varric]

"Avengers Assemble.... Asshole."

[@PoeLemic]

Yeah, the final cut sure could have been better. I kindof thought they lost so material, but now, I guess I know why it seemed a little ricketey in the final version.

[@himawarinine9292]

I love this badass duo between mindy and dave

[@thegamingillustrator]

there is a saying i like. "if you fear death, you will do everything in your power to survive. but if you push past that fear, then nothing will kill you." basically, one has to want to live, but not be afraid to take the risk that may lead to death.

[@michaelweston2285]

there's another saying from Band of Brothers: “Ronald Spiers: The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you’re already dead. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you’ll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function: without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. All war depends upon it.”

[@jeffstrom164]

This all wrong. Fear is good. If you don't fear death you make stupid tactical decisions that get you and your brothers killed. We can't let Fear rule us, but to fight without it is the height of stupidity. Fear keeps you wary, you Fear an ambush or trap for example. Fear keeps you fighting when resolve deserts you. All great warriors Fear death, they just fight anyway.

[@tonyrandall3146]

Musashi?

[@gabuks1]

If they made Kick Ass 3 these 2 would have definitely gotten together ❤️

[@cherryred2247]

Since he could be the new 007. It's "Ass. Kick Ass" 😂

[@robinccc]

'Beat me like morning wood'? Didnt find a different analogy?

[@alextroy9202]

I know!!

[@alextroy9202]

That would a smilie

[@Allystargirl]

He was a teenage boy LMAO of course he used that analogy

[@AlisonBeautifulSavage]

Never heard that one before actually

[@kyleleeks4202]

Imagine the taxi driver listening to this conversation...

[@TheSkyCaptain]

I was thinking the same thing😂😂😂

[@varric]

I'm sure the taxi driver had listening all kinds of weird banters.

[@ndundu14]

The taxi driver will say "Are you talking to me?"

[@davonjones9489]

Facts 😂😂😂

[@AlisonBeautifulSavage]

It's the Indian guy from Deadpool!!!

[@Montesama314]

"And you'll do ANYTHING I say?" Okay, at that point, it's time to stock up on painkillers.

[@raemontargaryen3005]

im sure im a minority. but i freaking love this sequel.

[@varric]

Mother Russia was one of the best things of this movie. Normally her character is usually the typical Dwayne Johnson's body-type hitman, but, in this case is what's pretty much a russian She-Hulk that kill ten cops without missing a bit.

[@FlotsamCity]

"He knew he'd have to make the ultimate sacrifice someday" lol meanwhile he actually got himself wrecked and killed pursuing this delusional one man vendetta against the mob and roped his 11 year old kid of all people into it.

[@preciousotoakhia9789]

big daddy told Marcus he killed all the cameras in the warehouse,why did he not post illegal activities of the mob onto the internet or the FBI

[@doublep1980]

Yes, the original comic actually portrays BD as sociopath while the movie made him a "hero". Same for Mindy.

[@AlisonBeautifulSavage]

Batman and Joker ain't it

[@acebalboa6050]

0:15 this lines cold as heck lol

[@fernandoaquino5229]

Beat me like morning wood 🤣

[@zummon]

Nicolas Cage has sent the new generation movie

[@cdtv3602]

1:30 OOHHH, THAT'S AMAZING! 😃

[@todd-2362]

Holywood has all these 100lb girls thinking they're freaking ninjas. It's a crime.

[@splitpitch]

Just escapist fantasy like just about any other action, western or superhero film made in hollywood.

[@dvf1736]

it's somewhat realistic given she was trained her whole life and fought against a dork who's only fighting experience is getting beat up. Plus, she usually fights with weapons, which get rid of the whole weight class that comes with hand to hand fighting

[@dvf1736]

also, the whole point of the movie was to poke fun at that trope anyways

[@Outlawgirl1297]

Have you seen Buffy ?

[@sarickacampbell2642]

Nobody complains when it’s a 13-year-old Robin but when it’s a girl all of a sudden it’s a problem

[@christiangraves9597]

Still waiting on kick ass 3

[@sizzlonin4761]

Nooooooo why wtf man lmao

[@jackligerzeroalpha4872]

Muahhahahahahaha evil laugh 😂 as I say take that modofuckas…. No but all jokes aside I do want the 3rd part to it’s fucked up they didn’t continue I actually enjoyed this movies bruh but hey not everyone liked them

[@christiangraves9597]

@marius kristensen apparently it’s getting a reboot with different people tho

[@russianforces8608]

@@christiangraves9597 then it wont be the same

[@jordang4884]

I miss this fuck outta these movies I wish there was more.

[@AlisonBeautifulSavage]

Same, also the timing. Before everyone was living through a phone

[@wittyroark]

Saw him here.... & I was like - he is a cool comedic actor. Then saw him in 'Nocturnal animals'.... 😳.. & I didn't let go of my daughter the whole night.

[@clb4947]

jesus, I do not want to know what that movie does to you if you have a daughter

[@akeemgee8853]

Do you like Superheroes?

[@lucianopartillowwe]

AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON kick ass quicksilver kraven

[@Demaad]

0:08 Damian Wayne-Challenge Accepted

[@johngarcia8358]

1:55 her dad is going to be so proud of her

[@Turtle_violence]

Depends on the robin you’re talking about. Cause her and Damien Wayne seem like a pretty close match up

[@riv2052]

ngl saying a "15 year old girl beat you like morning wood" and that you enjoyed it is kinda sus

[@AlisonBeautifulSavage]

We all know how Aaron feels about age 😂😂😂

[@BballNintendo3]

They did kiss at the end which was kinda weird

[@maite6800]

Robin is badass child vigilante. He is cool.

[@gabrielbarbosa4091]

Robin was never cool, man

[@maite6800]

@@gabrielbarbosa4091 how so?

[@richos07]

Mindy doesn't fear death. She thinks this makes her strong. It makes her weak. How can one move faster than possible, fight longer than possible without the most powerful impulse of the spirit? The fear of death. This was why she lost to Frank D'Amico and initially lost to Mother Russia before fear found her again and she doses up with adrenaline).

[@kxngstrong]

Yo quoting from Dark knight rises😭

[@richos07]

@@rigby6038 wasn’t Ra’s al Ghul. It was the blind prisoner in The Pit

[@preciousotoakhia9789]

Why did big daddy not post illegal activities or frank damico himself with his guys torturing Tre onto the internet or the FBI since he killed all the cameras in the warehouse

[@AlisonBeautifulSavage]

The love for life is indeed an incredibly power force, good point!

[@mikailthomas1466]

"🎶Shut up nerd,I serve justice, so eat it. My side-kick only comes around...🎶." "🎶When he is needed!🎶"

[@akeemgee8853]

If Big Daddy would still be alive he tell Marcus to stay out of their business and Kick-Ass, Hit-girl, & Big Daddy can have fun being Superhero when ever they want and join Justice Forever.

[@preciousotoakhia9789]

Why did big daddy not post illegal activities or frank damico himself with his guys torturing Tre onto the internet or the FBI since he killed all the cameras in the warehouse

[@akeemgee8853]

Red Mist put a tebby bear that has a spy web cam in the warehouse!

[@akeemgee8853]

Frank use Kick-Ass private websites so he would make everybody watch his men will kill Kick-Ass & Big Daddy is that what you're saying?

[@preciousotoakhia9789]

@@akeemgee8853 I know but when marcus called big daddy he said he killed all the cameras,why did he not just post on the internet or give to the FBI about damico illegal activities

[@akeemgee8853]

It's hard to know!

[@einzelganger5290]

It's so refreshing to witness a former child actor (Chloë Grace Moretz) who has grown into a beautiful, intelligent, drug-free and scandal-free young adult with a good head on her shoulders. 👏🙌

[@darksideofthesun7157]

Implying that scandals or drugs make you what? Never seen a person with real grace talk trash about other people. Don't worry, I've never endeavored for grace.

[@janm.4496]

@@darksideofthesun7157 shut up

[@ianroth7178]

You mad asf

[@anaussie213]

@@darksideofthesun7157 it's a ridiculous term seeing as drug free should include caffeine and painkillers and anti inflam's and I bet the person who made that comment uses both.

[@m33tballa]

U say this like u know her personally lmai

[@Nic_03_21]

I’m not sure if they were trying to pursue a relationship between those two and I think it’s one reason why she left but I thought those two had a great chemistry and I thought she “KickedAss” as Hitgirl.

[@shrav2418]

They both f¢ked in the movie

[@kiemugen9830]

dont care what they were trying I ship them now

[@fresheazy2385]

They definitely did. Just felt a little odd because she was suppose to be like 11 in the first movie but then she magically turns 15 in the 2nd movies yet Dave is still in high school lol

[@AlisonBeautifulSavage]

That's for the 3rd movie I suppose

[@liamminnery]

Crazy how Dave has been in Senior Highschool (Grade 12) for over 4 years and is still a teenager.

[@AlisonBeautifulSavage]

You should see this Sam Taylor gal then 😂

[@CeeCee355]

He's such a cutie🤗🤗🤗

[@owilliams1031]

Partners against crime would describe them more accurately.

[@reggea4ever]

I.find that hard to believe this is KRAVEN THE HUNTER soon So BADASS

[@Montesama314]

Imagine being the taxi driver during that whole scene. "Wait, did he just hire that little girl to whoop his ass like Batman or something?... Eh, not as weird as what Frankie told me about those two lovebirds from Jersey..."

[@AlisonBeautifulSavage]

It's the Indian guy from Deadpool hehe

[@johnjesus02]

Tangerine in his glory days

[@DimitriYar]

Hopefully a third one is on the way. Chloe is willing to make it !

[@aminedjerbi2374]

Hhhhh His face does not sweat from that clap 😂😂😂😂

[@Montesama314]

Mindy: "Robin wishes he was me." Damian Wayne: "Don't flatter yourself, McCready. I've been trained from birth to kill." Mindy: "Oh... Are you doing anything on Friday?"

[@daryelmejia9385]

Aaron Taylor Johnson is kraven the hunter

[@cryptidstudios8194]

Is he really? You'd think a role like that would go to someone like Jason Momoa or fucking Keanu Reeves

[@jayadevmenon7086]

Considering he already played Quicksilver, that won't happen

[@richos07]

@@jayadevmenon7086 he's playing Kraven in the Sony Marvel Universe, not the MCU. So he's joining the likes of Venom and Morbius.

[@ВадимИманалиев-к9к]

Крутой фильм с Хлоей Грейс Морец в главной роли 💥💯💥

[@lloydhall5434]

"... look where that got him"😲😲😲😲

[@apizcyril9479]

this type female main character whats need in today's hollywood. pure badass and skills. not cringy arguing about women vs men and women's empowering type shit

[@blacklightsnowglobe]

GLAZERS OUT

[@user-x7dc2pq7n]

Damn she fine

[@Montesama314]

Come on, dude, you know damn well she's Batgirl.

[@JR113FTW]

This movie was one of the last good balances of corny and something you can get behind.

[@craftysnail5912]

Why all the censoring -.-

[@lmaospartan7845]

growing up is realizing that Robin would not want to be Hit Girl

[@moosedraw3731]

I love the idea of censoring a movie that is LITERALLY the most curse filled, foul language type of movie lmao

[@artmanstudios7037]

When smoking pot isn't enough!

[@mr.church]

Walk the walk I heard that in fat Albert

[@rogue5242]

I have only seen the first one and heard both good and bad about this one is it worth it to rent it

[@neoroman0510]

Yikes!

[@szashcraft]

So crazy he ended up being Quicksilver

[@ΓιάννηςΟρφανός-μ3π]

Surprise that girl.

[@noblehouse.wack1981]

why was my first thought James Potter-

[@AmarSingh-ew3nc]

He looks like Harry Potter and frodo rolled in to 1

[@muffinstuffin6]

Holy shit. HOLY SHIT. This is the same guy from "Savages"?!?!?!?!? How in the hell can the guy look 35 and 16 at the same time?!?!?!?

[@lichking654]

Harry gives up on being a student of hogwarts and decides doing gains and living in "I wanna say Detroit but that's gonna sound racist"

[@pedinhuh16]

I kinda miss Chloe

[@wkk89]

Can't believe that's ives from tenet

[@JohnnyBGoode-gh5ip]

Robin wishes he was me.

[@theonlybigmorg]

Dave is already looking like Tangerine here

[@Manesson]

I was looking for this comment

[@LowSlungBadBitch]

katy is from The Escort !!

[@Grizzly01-vr4pn]

Censoring 'Goddamn'? How fucking pathetic is that?

[@Venomex]

Wait which quicksilver was this?

[@MichaelWilson-io8xq]

Avengers: Age of Ultron. Funnily enough, one of his friends in the first movie became the X-Men Days of Future Past Quicksilver.

[@StuckonStupid84]

Obviously Mindy has bever hearf of Nightwing, Red Hood, of Damian Wayne.

[@donovanfaust3227]

Man you really just typed this comment and thought "yeah that's good, no need to revise any of it"

[@FriendlyBatDoom]

😂 I love how you left out Tim Drake 😂

[@wadsworth2351]

Need to find that pull-up bar. I've noticed it's the same that was used in Skyfall during the testing scene. Anybody knows what that is?

[@jayyy1677]

Any Robin (except Tim ofc) would floor Mindy

[@keylagann]

tim definitely beats mindy

[@doom9042]

why is this similar to fight class 3

[@kotaljohn4145]

Why didn't they make a pt3

[@ThrashMetalNerd]

I know a song that would work great for this scene😊😊

[@mehmetoguzyardimci8598]

Textbook daddy issue

[@오세륜]

I like chloe 😊

[@fletcherhamilton3177]

Sucks that some the cast bad-mouthed this _and_ it got leaked before its release (if I remember properly), thus negating any possibility of another sequel . . .

[@amuroGenki]

Love it. Still, learning one arm pull-up in three weeks is ... not happening. Make it 3 years, strict :-)

[@akshaymathur5665]

Oh, learning one arm pull up in three weeks is easy; if you can cheat or have help. Dave didn't do a one arm push up, Mindy was helping up (providing support).

[@jenslyhne6921]

i swear, movie taxi drivers has heard some shit

[@eobardthawne2342]

Lol, why couldn't Dave just take martial arts classes, like boxing, karate or taekwondo.

[@robertjensen1048]

Ha ha Hollywood never stops trying to create this myth that 90-lb girls can destroy anyone hahahahaha

[@schweizstein]

and ?

[@willienelson1245]

Hoss, it only takes a minimum of 3 pounds to break a bone.

[@kenzelukabarphukan200]

@@willienelson1245 Yeah if you're a cap America.

[@yeah_i_likeCartoons]

winning a fight isn’t about strength alone. Having speed and technique is a huge advantage. Not every 90 lb girl can take on any fighter, but it’s not impossible.

[@robertjensen1048]

@@yeah_i_likeCartoons You never learned the difference between possible and probable.

[@stevenbutler6089]

"Robin wishes he was me." Mindy wouldn't have a shot in hell against any of the Robins.

[@russianforces8608]

True

[@littlebigguy5403]

Wait a minute isn't supposed to be batman wishes he was big daddy?

[@Nemesis0921]

Nah little girl you wish you were Robin lol

[@gavinmcquarrie4209]

The girl looks like dangmattsmiths girlfriend I don't mean it like a bad thing or anything

[@isaiah8488]

She looks better than dangmattsmith girlfriend

[@luisavicente4141]

1:13

[@Jacob-xq9vg]

Fuck Big Daddy was badass and so was his costume

[@SawII565]

Are you high? I don’t even want to know if the other part is true. I mean it could have been an accident or it could’ve been something else. That accident is very concerning.

[@MartinTkáč-x9r]

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[@caseysevercool7093]

Who new jack harlow could fight

[@nyobyajsabhmoobmovis9889]

Hello

[@CharlEuvrard-yk2tn]

Damien Wayne was a guy version of her

[@Letkupatku]

beep, beep, beep thumbs down.

[@jackieboyborden]

This movie is so much worse than the first

[@Jrrthvbllbg98644]

This movie was so stupid

[@Darkman-x5s]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥😜😜

[@purplebubblegum4055]

Cutieee