Imagine failing an assassination because you decided to make an entire speech like an anime villain..
@RikoJAmado4 жыл бұрын
“ You sly dog, you got me monologuing!”
@wilmerbesitan12004 жыл бұрын
Ha, lmao
@KingofAwesomness144 жыл бұрын
lol! you are not wrong! life is stranger then fiction!
@Bootmahoy884 жыл бұрын
Just plain dumb.
@RedXlV4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's why you stab *first* and gloat afterward.
@MrTmac9k4 жыл бұрын
The movie Gladiator would have been improved immeasurably by this detail. Imagine Joachin Phoenix in a bearskin bellowing "I AM HERCULES!" at a perplexed Russell Crowe.
@patpierce48544 жыл бұрын
Tim McGaha It would need to be a lion skin, not a bear, to be Hercules. Russell Crowe would still be just as perplexed.
@WARPDANCE4 жыл бұрын
There's a videogame called Colosseum: Road to Freedom that portraits a more historical accurate version of Commodus in both visual and personality ways. And spoiler alert... Narcissus is there and Laetus and the multiple assassination attempts. There a prequel called Gladiator Begins that revolves around commodus raising to power too
@Falcone453 жыл бұрын
Probably bc it would have taken too many takes for Russell crowe. He wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face! Lol
@Gadget-Walkmen3 жыл бұрын
nah, it's fantastic in of itself.
@GrandMasterPeep3 жыл бұрын
Phoenix actually made him seem graceful lol
@Joe-po9xn4 жыл бұрын
To put Commodus's "gladiator career" into perspective: Picture a President participating in MMA, but solely against puppies, kittens, and handicapped children. After a clearly scripted fight where he really does beat the crap out of a paraplegic kid, he holds up their limp, almost lifeless, body to the crowd of Congresspeople forced to attend and says, "Cheer and clap or you'll be next. In fact, you'll probably be next anyways." Commodus wasn't just crazy in terms of being perverted, paranoid, or irrational. Even by often callous and brutal Roman standards he was a cruel, remorseless, sadistic motherfucker. Which is saying something.
@Oatmeal_Mann4 жыл бұрын
I agree. An absolute coward and an embarrassment to the legacy of Rome and his father.
@murdelabop4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a current leader who shall go unnamed.
@htoodoh57704 жыл бұрын
@@murdelabop Trump
@LSSYLondon4 жыл бұрын
Ah but just because you are crazy... doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. lol
@mitraajdgargantua79602 жыл бұрын
ok boomer
@grantwalter22434 жыл бұрын
Marcus Aurelius: “May the Empire be blessed to be ruled by my son. May he be better than me and influence a new era of stoic fulfillment in the Empire.” Commodus: “haaaaaa!! sword goes swish swish. hErCuLeS”
@alexandrugheorghe56104 жыл бұрын
😂
@NoName-to5xl4 жыл бұрын
I wasn't there, but i think this is incredibly accurate
@BoundlessEyes4 жыл бұрын
Aurelius - great leader, brilliant philosopher, naïve and indulgent father. Commodus is just lucky we already had the story of Narcissus or we'd be diagnosing people today with 'Commodian Personality Disorder'.
@nunyobidniz4 жыл бұрын
Is this the origin of the word "commode?" 🤔
@ZombieDragQueen4 жыл бұрын
One wonders what the offspring of Nietzsche, Schopenhauer and Cioran would've been like: "Screw you, dad! Life in itself is meaningful and beautiful and I'm going to do my best to help as many as I can. I'll also convert to Catholicism, because God is real and he rules!"
@dlee8273 жыл бұрын
"You have to be lucky every time your enemies try to kill you. Your enemies only have to be lucky once."
@alfredthegreatkingofwessex68384 жыл бұрын
Lol at the fact that Quintianus had the opportunity to kill Commodus but he started monologuing
@AaronAway4 жыл бұрын
"You sly dog you got me monologuing"
@thesuncollective14754 жыл бұрын
Maybe he thought he was in a Movie
@ChandlerBiloxi4 жыл бұрын
If only his parents had named him Bigus Monologius
@mikebaum53014 жыл бұрын
If you gotta shoot... shoot - don’t talk
@alfredthegreatkingofwessex68384 жыл бұрын
@@mikebaum5301 -Tuco ❤️
@jeffreyruttibaker10812 жыл бұрын
When Commodus looked over the Senate and exclaimed "Baby, I'm a gangsta too, but it takes 2 to tangooooo", I got shivers up my spine. Such a powerful moment in history!
@artydomi24664 жыл бұрын
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
@marybell51574 жыл бұрын
“My name is Iñigo Montoya you killed my father, prepare to die”
@grantwalter22434 жыл бұрын
What was that from again?
@TNTBoom-gf3er4 жыл бұрын
@@grantwalter2243 first quote was Gladiator and the second was Princess Bride.
@mikeyoung98104 жыл бұрын
Original.
@annescholey65464 жыл бұрын
At my command unleash Hell😃
@artemisarrow1794 жыл бұрын
It’s a good day when Biographics releases a new Roman emperor video
@dreademperor20944 жыл бұрын
I made a villain named Commodus
@TheAntManChannel4 жыл бұрын
I clicked right away
@heatherharper79374 жыл бұрын
Yes
@brunoloingonescau61054 жыл бұрын
Yeeeees
@Notmynews4 жыл бұрын
:D
@garrick37273 жыл бұрын
"The senators took to chewing laurel leaves so they would not burst out laughing in front of the Emperor" ... because the Emperor had invited his friend, Biggus Dickus
@mosquitobight3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking how much that guy's name "Tigidius Perennis" looks like "Turgidus Perennis"
@TheCorrodedMan2 жыл бұрын
He hasth a wife, you know…
@mta45622 жыл бұрын
@@TheCorrodedMan incontenentia ...buttocks?
@TheCorrodedMan2 жыл бұрын
@@mta4562 WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THITH? TO THE AWENA, ALL OF YOU
@peripheralparadox42189 ай бұрын
My thought exactly!!
@Temujin19914 жыл бұрын
I'll never understand why someone as wise as Marcus Aurelius couldn't see that his son was an incompetent psychopath.
@j.p.50134 жыл бұрын
Love makes you blind, or he just wanted to make a dynasty.
@vincemelson96553 жыл бұрын
He tried to mold him as much as he could but remember, Marcus Aurelius died when Commodus was 18
@aarommccaffrey39873 жыл бұрын
That's plenty of time to mold him
@redjirachi13 жыл бұрын
For starters he was the first emperor since Titus who had a clear biological heir. He might have feared for Commodus' safety since if he chose someone else, they could end up getting Commodus killed due to percieving him as a threat. Finally he gave him co-emperorship at 16. Marcus might've thought he'd live another decade and have Commodus mature under his tutelage. Remember; Commodus was the youngest emperor since Nero
@anja16273 жыл бұрын
@Billy Mayes You’re not Commodus and he you. Different time, setting, culture.
@LECAPITAINEJACK3 жыл бұрын
Commodus had a twin brother who died at the age of 4. I wonder how many people knew that.
@madsb.80974 жыл бұрын
He’s so ridiculously silly, I wish we got this accurate portrayal more? The idea of his advisors suppressing their laughter with laurel or groaning internally is such a good image 😂
@wajidhussain53054 жыл бұрын
Senate: ‘Who killed Commodus?’ Narcissis: ‘it was me!’ 😆
@StrangeTamer1784 жыл бұрын
U know he wanted credit for the assassination
@MichaelJohnson-kx3ln4 жыл бұрын
Oh! Joy!! Killed by a sword made of beautiful red rose's & poesies...ahhh yesss, the horror...the beautiful, lovely horror.
@chasityeverett36684 жыл бұрын
Wait so you mean to tell me the Hollywood movie Gladiator wasn’t an accurate portrayal?? So I guess next you’re going to start telling us that politicians aren’t honest? Oh the lies..lol
@Dopecheetah4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@Thor-Orion4 жыл бұрын
The former is closer to the truth than the later.
@radrook44814 жыл бұрын
They should include a disclaimer so people don't form erroneus ideas about the past.
@scottmantooth87854 жыл бұрын
*next you'll tell us that the Titanic movie was not at all accurate as to how it was not an iceberg that sunk the ship but those sneaky aliens and their E-Vil™ technology*
@KhanMann663 жыл бұрын
You be surprised how many ignorant people there in the world.
@OhioOwns4 жыл бұрын
15:06 i love how nonchalantly he says "the dead bodies were turned over to the ravenous mob so they could desecrate and mutilate them to their hearts desire" like it's an everyday thing
@cb415032 жыл бұрын
Simon is probably used to saying stuff like that, just like in the Edmund Kemper video where after he killed his mom Simon said "and then he cut off her head, sexualy violated her face, and then threw darts at it"
@retiredcolonel64924 жыл бұрын
It is one of the largest unanswered question of Roman history. Why, did Marcus Aurelius, unquestionably one of the more astute emperors, and last of the so-called “Good Emperors,”, not see the monster that Commodus was and how poor an emperor he would be. I’ve read that Commodus even as a child was cruel and this was known to the emperor. If a competent emperor had succeeded Marcus Aurelius, the curve of the late Roman Empire may have been different. The late 3rd century AD melt down of the empire may have been avoided and succeeding emperors would have had a more secure empire with which to face the Germanic and Hunnic invasions of the 5th century. Who knows.
@davi14154 жыл бұрын
I followed the podcast "History of Rome" and according to Mike Duncan, his thoughts mind you, that Marcus Aurelius was put into a dilemma in regards to what he should do to Commodus. He could disinherit him, but that will create a succession crisis because there will be people lobbying for Commodus to rule. And the alternative was that Marcus killed Commodus, but regardless of Commodus' cruel behavior, he was still his son and Marcus couldn't just make himself order the death of his son. And undoubtly, ordering the death of his heir would create more chaos in a time where Marcus was warring against aggressive Germanic tribes and dealing with a plague ravaging the empire. Given the huge list of immediate issues that Marcus had to deal with during his lifetime, I believe that dealing with succession issue was on the lower bottom of his list. I think if Marcus had more time to consider and prepare, he might have handled the succession differently such as putting Commodus with a more capable co-ruler. But we never really know, because that would also create potential problems such as a power struggle if both rulers couldn't agree. Marcus Aurelius is among my favorites of the Roman Emperors and it is such a tragedy that he had to rule during such a turbulent era.
@htoodoh57704 жыл бұрын
Where did you read that say Commodus was a cruel child?
@blksheep1764 жыл бұрын
Aurelius was busy on that opium
@defaultuser94233 жыл бұрын
@@davi1415 Exactly. And he wasn't as bad as he later became at the time Marcus died. Spoilt but not a monster. Yet
@dadadannn3 жыл бұрын
Commodus was 18 when Marcus died. I don't think even marcus could see the future. Marcus groomed him while he was alive but there's no real telling how your 18 yr old son is going to be as an emporer when you're gone
@gaiusjuliuspleaser4 жыл бұрын
Looks like Sextus Condianus escaped by a hare! I'll show myself out now.
@radrook44814 жыл бұрын
Yep! Rode it for approx fifty miles before the great beast died from exhaustion.
@natashaestes1543 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@williamjacklin23624 жыл бұрын
These videos are brilliant. It's amazing that we can be given these little lectures for free and in such digestible portions. Love this channel
@bwalker774 жыл бұрын
Choosing Commodus as his heir should really go against Aurelius’ record. It was his duty to pick someone sensible and he failed spectacularly.
@aeris20013 жыл бұрын
He's a fallable human like we all are, shocking
@owenwills1343 жыл бұрын
should havw picked the 🇪🇸
@pyromania10183 жыл бұрын
Well, he did try to give him the best tutors to prepare him for the role. Even Dio, who was unsympathetic, acknowledged that he wasn't born evil.
@thechosenone15333 жыл бұрын
He had no choice but to pick his son. Any Roman emperor would have done the same. Not picking him means condemning him to a quick death.
@bwalker773 жыл бұрын
@@thechosenone1533 He very much had the choice. Since Roman Emperors were picked and not passed by birth rights, Commodus would’ve had zero claim to the title if he hadn’t been chosen. No claim means no reason to be murdered by anyone. Commodus was picked and was terrible, and he ended up paying it with his life. So in the end, Aurelius doomed him when he picked him.
@bigbadseed76653 жыл бұрын
It's important to keep in mind that almost all historical accounts of Commodus' reign were written by senators, who all hated him. There's no telling how accurate they are, but they are most likely full of exaggerations and lies to make Commodus look bad. True, Commodus was most likely an inept, inattentive emperor, but I don't think he was nearly as vain or as foolish as these accounts make him seem.
@kp-legacy-54772 жыл бұрын
Yeah its a sad thing that alot of history is written by people who hated the figure they are writing about
@dr.sleaseball441 Жыл бұрын
i watched another video on him and it was pointed out that the sources was people who hated him and the narrator was also giving an alternative eplanation on why did Commodus did what he did. So i don't believe he was that crazy or vain.
@jasonlee8156Ай бұрын
Same thing with Tiberius. The biographer Suetonius portrays him as a degenerate pedophile who surrounded him with young boys indulging his sexual pleasures.
@TetsuShima2 жыл бұрын
Commodus to his sister: "...And as for you, you will love...as I loved you. You will provide me with an heir of pure blood, so that Commodus and his progine will rule for a thousand years..." *Meanwhile, in Hell* Caligula: "Sniff. That boy really fills my heart with pride and nostalgia, you know, Drusilla?"
@qwellen75214 жыл бұрын
A Roman emperor killed by a guy called narcissis. Oh the irony.
@alexandrugheorghe56104 жыл бұрын
Ikr?! 😅
@johnlameelk53394 жыл бұрын
Evil is a choice, not a personality trait.
@stockholm17524 жыл бұрын
😡⁉️
@johnlameelk53394 жыл бұрын
@@stockholm1752 You're wondering what I meant? We too often weaken our condemnation of "bad" people by tacitly accepting the idea that a trait like narcissism is the cause of many of their faults. However, it seems to me that the evil intentions are what produce the rotten fruit of this trait. I was just pointing it out as an opinion.
@johnlameelk53394 жыл бұрын
@@stockholm1752 Orange men often take umbrage at facts. Truth is, I was referencing the Roman dictator, but if the shoe fits the Orange Man, such is life.
@philipglover32954 жыл бұрын
Even Daenerys Targaryen looks at all those titles and says that’s a bit much
@scottmantooth87854 жыл бұрын
*and this coming from someone who had dragons*
@philipglover32954 жыл бұрын
@@scottmantooth8785 😂
@lifeisa.smalllesson3333 жыл бұрын
And follows it w "I am not my father, I am the merciful Queen", followed by "Dracarys"!!
@sirsaboteur95124 жыл бұрын
I'll always remember Commodus as the guy that designed an arrow with the sole purpose of decapitating ostriches.
@jaysmith16853 жыл бұрын
...what?
@sirsaboteur95123 жыл бұрын
@@jaysmith1685 Its believed he designed a crescent shaped arrowhead to kill ostriches
@jaysmith16853 жыл бұрын
What a bizarrely specific endeavor
@natashamcmeekin3236 Жыл бұрын
Yup! He did this because he was amused by the fact that they would continue to run headless for a short time… 😅
@joshuacummings31783 жыл бұрын
I purposely stopped watching your channel for almost a year ... So I could binge watch everything you've done. Great job Simon
@yourstruly48174 жыл бұрын
I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
@thejudgmentalcat4 жыл бұрын
You knew Marcus Aurelius?
@yourstruly48174 жыл бұрын
@@thejudgmentalcat No, but he touched me on the shoulder once.
@thejudgmentalcat4 жыл бұрын
@@yourstruly4817 👏👏👏👏
@Jeremyramone4 жыл бұрын
Strength and honor
@nicholasbova99094 жыл бұрын
Smile for me now, brother
@shadow-monger51894 жыл бұрын
What's always crazy to me is such a great man like Marcus Aurelius can have a son like Commodus.
@radrook44814 жыл бұрын
In the great race to reach the ovum-the best sperms don't always beat the rest. Sometimes th flawed or moronic sperms get there first.
@lolazal14 жыл бұрын
He was 18, inexperienced, born into wealth and power(born under purple), rich, spoilt, arrogant and did not like being a soldier. Thus got surrounded by sycophants! I blame his father- who should have chosen a general to run Rome FOR his son.
@alexman3784 жыл бұрын
Is it? How? This still happens, there are many great and successful people out there and their kids come out as completely irresponsible and a massive superiority complex which results in all the parent’s accomplishments being thrown away for selfish reasons.
@KhanMann663 жыл бұрын
@@htoodoh5770 Stupid fool never suffered under hardship other than a cold day at camp.
@donotstalkme3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being 18 and then suddenly you are LITERALLY the King of the world, with life and death power over anyone. Probably 99% of people would become a Nero or a Commodus. Marcus Aurelius probably feared for his son's life if another man inherited the throne, who knows.
@susangunn12683 жыл бұрын
Full marks to the narrator for speaking all those Roman names without hesitation & with great articulation.
@blackblurable4 жыл бұрын
I guess that saying goes both ways then. “We don’t choose our parents” and in this context, “We don’t choose our children... to be mad” lol
@radrook44814 жыл бұрын
Very true, sometimes what one brings into the world are just a bunch of enemies which should never have been born.
@Theringodair3 жыл бұрын
You can't choose your family.
@mm-yt8sf4 жыл бұрын
was everyone wandering the halls a potential assassin? "hey! you! there's...a guy...puking in that room, can you kill him for me? i'll make it worth your while ;-)" "sure"
@fallingpetunias90464 жыл бұрын
I mean, given Commodus staged fights to look cool, I'm sure most gladiators would've been up for the job.
@beatleblev4 жыл бұрын
If I recall correctly, Narcissus was Commodus' gladiator trainer. As to the question about assassins behind every corner, if you are the emperor then, yes. Everybody wants your job and the people most acceptable for that job are among your friends and family. It is no wonder that these Romans are the men that the Mafia looked to for inspiration.
@marinazagrai16234 жыл бұрын
m m...your sarcasm is noted 😏! No honor among thieves, but in the Romans' case, the means used to get to power (except those born into wealth) would be their undoing, pretty much...that's why they were all weary of everyone else.
@mm-yt8sf4 жыл бұрын
@@marinazagrai1623 oh that's true..i guess things we think of as extremely shocking or corrupt is really defined by our society..perhaps to people far removed in space and time (or..sadly people not that far removed at all) might have a different norm and see it as a career/business decision, albeit with certain risks. i guess imagining experiencing such a different world is part of the fun/horror of history (the funrror? :) especially with the romans where they had so many things similar to us too
@desean34024 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. This man giving people wands to fight while he’s got swords has me weak weak. That and the fact the he has 27 names is just the best thing ever.
@joecoastie994 жыл бұрын
It’s what they did to Christians. Romans REALLY hates Christians.
@desean34024 жыл бұрын
@@joecoastie99 I’m just hoping it was at least the elder wand 🤣😭
@I.Love.Dogs.More.Than.People4 жыл бұрын
Wands and SPONGES!! I laughed my head off on that one!
@desean34024 жыл бұрын
@@I.Love.Dogs.More.Than.People just in case they are too dangerous with that wand 🤣😭
@noeditbookreviews3 жыл бұрын
And sponges, to be fair.
@johnkeefer87604 жыл бұрын
Marcus Aurelius was the first of the 5 good emperors to be succeeded by his son, but that’s because none of the other 5 good emperors had sons who could follow them
@Pikkabuu3 жыл бұрын
You would have thought that the emperors had figured out that it was best to choose a capable man and not just your son to be the emperor...
@johnkeefer87603 жыл бұрын
@@Pikkabuu Yeah you would think... But that was a really novel idea in their world/culture. It was natural for your son to inherit your estates and your client network. Power was an obvious thing to pass on (especially given it was mostly just a consequence of the network of influence at the beginning)
@Pikkabuu3 жыл бұрын
@@johnkeefer8760 But it was very common that the emperor would choose the best man to be his successor and then adopt the person as his son. Just look at how the Five Good Emperors chose their successors and then look how things went when Marcus Aurelius just decided that his son would be his successor...
@johnkeefer87603 жыл бұрын
@@Pikkabuu he was the first of the 5 Good Emperors to have a son who could succeed him. I doubt the others would have passed over their sons. To be fair, if an emperor passes over his son, the son will be a natural rallying point and you risk civil war (very common in those days)
@412StepUp3 жыл бұрын
Maybe that’s why they were good. They weren’t born with money and royalty. Commodus was rich and pampered from birth, and didn’t have military service. And like pleasure more than governing.
@borismuller864 жыл бұрын
“The emperor... suddenly died!” *furious stabbing sounds*
@fallingpetunias90464 жыл бұрын
"No, wait, I'm alright. In fact, I think I'm getting better." *multiple stab wounds later* "Oh, yep, that'll do it."
@quinnzykir4 жыл бұрын
*thumbs up* Scrotum!
@warriorsworld46383 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Commodus made it that far. Even Caligula and Nero only lasted 4 years
@jasonmccarthy16765 ай бұрын
Nero was Emperor for 14 years. 54-68 AD
@jasonlee8156Ай бұрын
Nero lasted more than 10 years.
@russellfitzpatrick5034 жыл бұрын
".... the year of the 5 emperors ..., but we can talk about that in another episode ..." What!!!!!! We'll have to wait for the sequel???????
@state_song_xprt4 жыл бұрын
I suggest The History of Rome podcast or the recent Extra History series on the Third Century Crisis, which features the Year of the Five Emperors in song form!
@zendavis35014 жыл бұрын
The year of "The 5 good emperors" is the actual term.
@RedaDoodles4 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's necessary to point out that Roman emperors were mad... It was kind of a pre requisite for most of them at this point. --'
@AF-tv6uf4 жыл бұрын
He took the society that Marcus Aurelius built and flushed it down the toilet, which is why to this day we call it the commode.
@gregbellinger57653 жыл бұрын
Well presented. Thanks. Having a Classics minor has made me appreciate the Greek/Roman influences from Western Civilization.
@MrVvulf4 жыл бұрын
5:50 So...Quintianus is the role model for Hollywood villains who feel compelled to say what they plan to do first, instead of just acting. Trend setter by 2000 years.
@mrwdpkr58514 жыл бұрын
Sounds a bit like Mr Evil... dr ...DR Evil
@MrVvulf4 жыл бұрын
@@mrwdpkr5851 And most Bond movie villains.
@hunterknill67493 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the dedication and awesome content. Let me request you cover a Byzantine like Justinian! I think it would be interesting
@jackwood83074 жыл бұрын
All of these Roman names reminded me of the Python classic, Life of Brian😂
@likelyladsss3 жыл бұрын
Biggus dickus isn't it?
@altchanel96933 жыл бұрын
@@likelyladsss what's so funny?
@theloverlyladylo91584 жыл бұрын
Ah, Commodus. You know he had a thing with the god Apollo? It was a super messy breakup.
@rejvaik003 жыл бұрын
_"My son the very day you were born the hills of Rome whispered the name..... Commodus"_ _"My child, I watched with pride as you grew into a weapon, of righteousness."_ _"Remember our line had always ruled with wisdom and strength, and I know that you will show restraint when exercising your great power."_ _"But the truest victory my son is stirring the hearts of your people, I tell you this because when my days are gone, you shall be emperor"_ - Marcus Aurelius *World of Rome, Wrath of the **-Lich king-** Gladiator*
@williebrown79844 жыл бұрын
Commodus had the coolest salute with the lion cloak and the club.
@lazyartiste_2357 Жыл бұрын
It still rules.
@eduardogutierrez46984 жыл бұрын
I didn't think you would ever make a video on Joaquin Phoenix
@annescholey65464 жыл бұрын
As Joker?
@seelenverkaufer48614 жыл бұрын
@@annescholey6546 lol 👎🏿
@SmartDave603 жыл бұрын
Still one of the most satisfying death scenes in movie history.
@allninelivez76313 жыл бұрын
Hard to imagine that a whole Empire of people became Comedians. How times have changed.
@gula_rata4 жыл бұрын
Marcus Aurelius - the end of the beginning, Commodus - the beginning of the end
@areiaaphrodite4 жыл бұрын
I first learned about Commodus on Horrible Histories' Bad Empowers song 😅
@louisdefoortАй бұрын
Commodus enters the arena, he just took it litteraly.
@Lord_Inquisitor_Ignis4 жыл бұрын
When you see assassination plot one but there’s still 20 minutes left in the video “sweats”
@nekromanda3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making a video about this guy!
@CuteDwarf114 жыл бұрын
I SHRIEKED when Simon recited all the names Commodus declared himself to be! Halfway through the names, I was already saying " KILL COMMODUS ALREADY! "
@juanmonge84 жыл бұрын
Junior
@nathanhearn3563 жыл бұрын
You mentioned him in this vid - please do a biography of Emperor Caracalla - the meanest Roman Emperor, easily one of the worst, the worlds worst wedding guest . . . and he had great fashion sense!
@SatyaPrakash-po3zp2 жыл бұрын
18:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣My Man!!!
@johnalanelson4 жыл бұрын
With a name like Commodus, who would have guessed that he'd flush the country down the toilet?
@SA-zoom14 жыл бұрын
But did Russell Crowe punch anyone in the making of this video? Thats what I really want to know.
@Terry123454 жыл бұрын
Ha! You evil bastard 😉
@shaneebz52924 жыл бұрын
No, ETA threatened to but has no arms....
@darknessanddistance44694 жыл бұрын
he didn't punch anyone in Gladiator. The editing was so fast you wouldn't have been able to tell who he putnched anyway if you were able to tell that he hit at all
@martins.42404 жыл бұрын
What, were you not entertained? Isn't that why you are here?
@patrick_dy3r4 жыл бұрын
🎵 Makin’ movies makin’ songs and fightin’ round the world! 🎵
@aidanrogers44384 жыл бұрын
Just a suggestion for a possible future video, Cesare Borgia, a figure I think not too many people know and I think is one of the Late Medieval/Early Renaissance’s most interesting figures.
@diarradunlap93374 жыл бұрын
Cesare Borgia, born Cesar Borja.
@Hotboytrue4 жыл бұрын
Rodrigos son
@NoName-to5xl4 жыл бұрын
Every body knows the borgias
@NoName-to5xl4 жыл бұрын
@@diarradunlap9337 ???? Cesare borgia , born cesare borgia. What are you talking about, don't get it....
@Ruosteinenknight3 жыл бұрын
There's also widely popular (false) belief that modern image of Jesus is modeled after Cesare Borgia's facial features. While there might be some resemblance, it's just a coincidence: earliest paintings of Jesus are from 6th century.
@cgt37044 жыл бұрын
Nero and Calligula: Who are you Commodus: I am you, but worse
@crazy8sdrums4 жыл бұрын
Forever immortalized as the commode that people worldwide crap in each day.
@JSkyGemini3 жыл бұрын
Invented by a chap named Thomas Crapper, no less.
@mitchellneu4 жыл бұрын
“Tell me what you’ve been doing... *busy little bee* ...or I shall *strike down* those dearest to you...”
@felixwolfel35273 жыл бұрын
I have to say thanks to your lovely Channel. I stumbled across it, because of my interest for history. But i soon realized watching your Videos not just improves my knowledge in figures in (ancient) history, but also my english. Im from Germany and at the Moment i have my highschool-finals. In your Videos you speak such magnificant Englisch (beautiful sentences, wide variaty of words), so that by watching your Videos my english improved severly. Thanks a lot for that. Greetings from Germany.
@_Abjuranax_4 жыл бұрын
Year of the 5 Emperors; When your Reign ends because you are torn apart by Mobs, it is a bit late to try and improve your approval rating.
@RodolfoGaming4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 1.5 Million subs!
@weequay11894 жыл бұрын
Id love to see a series of videos about Mehmed II, Giovanni Giustiniani and Constantine XI snd their roles in the Fall of Constantinople
@AICINTL3 жыл бұрын
First of all.. Love the videos and content.. We would love to see a BioGraphic on Filippo Brunelleschi or maybe a MegaProject for the Duomo or Florence Cathedral. Isn't that a mega project if there ever was one! Anything like this in the works?? Keep up the great work!
@deuxpomme97774 жыл бұрын
Marshal Suvorov please he's such an underrated military leader sidelined and undermined by that crazy emperor Paul the 1st
@praveenb90484 жыл бұрын
Commodus sounds like one of those funny names in the Asterix comics.
@ignitionfrn22233 жыл бұрын
0:50 - Chapter 1 - Rise to the throne 3:15 - Chapter 2 - The 1st plot 7:30 - Chapter 3 - Perennis & cleander 9:40 - Chapter 4 - The 2nd plot 11:55 - Chapter 5 - The 3rd plot & the fall of cleander 15:35 - Chapter 6 - Commodus enters the arena 19:00 - Chapter 7 - The 4th & final plot
@Ronirvan4 жыл бұрын
I would like to suggest a bio of Alcibiades, a metro-sexual fiend from Athens, which story says was so beautiful that attracted everyone in the realm, man, women, goats, furniture and even Socrates himself.
@jacobmorales12832 жыл бұрын
Furniture🤣?
@cb415032 жыл бұрын
@@jacobmorales1283 I'm more concerned about the goats
@loserphil3 жыл бұрын
Dude just partied for 12 years like a mad lad !
@mm-yt8sf4 жыл бұрын
"so you think you're a comedian, huh?" "no i'm a commodian :-)"
@MrSmokincodz4 жыл бұрын
Not funny
@alextombagaa4 жыл бұрын
@@MrSmokincodz it is...
@MrSmokincodz4 жыл бұрын
@@alextombagaa Maybe if you have the iq of 10
@scottmantooth87854 жыл бұрын
*"Tomato Tomahto -George Gershwin* *"It's not a toomah" -Arnold Schwarzenegger*
@LTPottenger4 жыл бұрын
A commodian tells jokes that kill
@rockytopbritt4 жыл бұрын
Love the Roman Emperor videos. Waiting for Augustus and Constantine.
@floracarson56344 жыл бұрын
Love your narrative style! Would love to see some biographics about the great ladies of Jazz and perhaps the great men of Jazz as well. Billie Holiday's story is a tragic yet intriguing story...
@iustinianusspeedruns3 жыл бұрын
Commodus the madman - Has said to rename Rome to Commodiana - Has an appetite for gladiator fights
@inesnaglic4724 жыл бұрын
Imagine today's teacher pronouncing 30 of those names every morning
@scottmantooth87854 жыл бұрын
*let's just call you "Bob" and be done with it shall we?*
@andrewpyrah Жыл бұрын
Oh I'm back on simontube.. must have mistyped As always great work team
@szwakyd4 жыл бұрын
I took a class in college called Fall Of The Roman Empire and we learned a great deal about Commodus. You clearly stayed away from his multiple non-political predilections. Perhaps that was intentional.
@dannahbanana112353 жыл бұрын
The soundtrack for this video smacks, my dude
@Elfan44 жыл бұрын
You should make a video (if you haven't already) abour Cardinal Richelieu. I'm very interested about this man 😃
@Poet8018 ай бұрын
"and what does he do?" "He starts monologuing!"
@gaelicwarrior50644 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine just how much of a boss you would have been if you had managed to kill dude with a sponge tho?
@LadyDee-m1b3 жыл бұрын
So enlightening!🙏🏼🙏🏼 I’d love to see one of Caracalla
@koatam4 жыл бұрын
The historian Ridley Scott already told me everything I need to know about Commodus.
@similaritiesendhere3 жыл бұрын
His mother was also his cousin once removed.
@sertank7353 жыл бұрын
I got a Little Caesars ad while watching.
@shannonjackson4643 жыл бұрын
"WHAT WE DO NOW WILL ECHO THROUGHOUT ETERNITY." - Maximus about the year 2020.
@setaside24 жыл бұрын
It must be a blast researching these assignments.
@danieldalessandro964 жыл бұрын
Didn't commodus have a couple boy lovers including narcissis who was a wrestler that ended up strangling him while at the bath house? That's what the "history of Rome podcast" said i believe.
@zendavis35014 жыл бұрын
I never heard that about him. But Caligula and Nero plus a few others did.
@lucario21882 жыл бұрын
I have never heard he had bou lovers but he did had a Gladadiator that was his trainer and he killed Commodus.
@CH-ju8zt Жыл бұрын
This Cassius Dio sounds like a real stool pigeon
@petejames13262 жыл бұрын
PLEASE DO A VIDEO OF EMPEROR CARACELLA, he IS MY FAVOURITE EMPEROR.
@francescapatti29342 жыл бұрын
Quintinius attempting to assassinate Commodus: I'm about to do what's called a Shakespearean move *starts monologuing*
@zorahahmad71943 жыл бұрын
8:29 Publius Tarrutenius Paternus. Kudos for keep a straight face, I know I never could
@amandadean39484 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, impatient, immature and ignores seasoned advisers...why does this ring a bell here in 2020? 🤔
@chasityeverett36684 жыл бұрын
Sure does but as Simon stated in the intro-history loves a bloodthirsty, deranged lunatic!
@russellwoodstechno4 жыл бұрын
new channel idea: Chronographics where you talk about periods of history. The Year of Five Emporers mention at the end got the wheels turning.
@chaddelk36053 жыл бұрын
I think the actual story of Emperor Commodus is much more interesting than how Joaquin Phoenix portrays him in Gladiator which is not a historically accurate film.
@dimitribagatelas17144 жыл бұрын
Excellent video!! Great quality.
@HistoryandHeadlines4 жыл бұрын
Who do you think was the worst Roman Emperor and why?
@toucangesture32174 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump. Without a doubt.
@HistoryandHeadlines4 жыл бұрын
@@toucangesture3217 He was never a Roman Emperor, though.
@mammuchan89234 жыл бұрын
@@toucangesture3217 you just made my day🌞
@TheAntManChannel4 жыл бұрын
Nero
@bak-mariterry91434 жыл бұрын
Obama.
@davesmith11993 жыл бұрын
I appreciate your narrating..............Peace
@Johnnycdrums4 жыл бұрын
You tell it different than the movie. "The Fall Of The Roman Empire" starring Sophia Loren as Livius.
@gregmiller97104 жыл бұрын
..movies are seldom good avenues of true history...and even true history is full of fiction...:D
@Johnnycdrums4 жыл бұрын
@@gregmiller9710 ; Funny thing too, A.D.166 wasnt anything close to the end of the empire. However, great movie, almost as good as “Demetrius And The Gladiators”.