Commodus: Emperor, Gladiator, Madman

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@LuvsicVI
@LuvsicVI 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine failing an assassination because you decided to make an entire speech like an anime villain..
@RikoJAmado
@RikoJAmado 4 жыл бұрын
“ You sly dog, you got me monologuing!”
@wilmerbesitan1200
@wilmerbesitan1200 4 жыл бұрын
Ha, lmao
@KingofAwesomness14
@KingofAwesomness14 4 жыл бұрын
lol! you are not wrong! life is stranger then fiction!
@Bootmahoy88
@Bootmahoy88 4 жыл бұрын
Just plain dumb.
@RedXlV
@RedXlV 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's why you stab *first* and gloat afterward.
@MrTmac9k
@MrTmac9k 4 жыл бұрын
The movie Gladiator would have been improved immeasurably by this detail. Imagine Joachin Phoenix in a bearskin bellowing "I AM HERCULES!" at a perplexed Russell Crowe.
@patpierce4854
@patpierce4854 4 жыл бұрын
Tim McGaha It would need to be a lion skin, not a bear, to be Hercules. Russell Crowe would still be just as perplexed.
@WARPDANCE
@WARPDANCE 4 жыл бұрын
There's a videogame called Colosseum: Road to Freedom that portraits a more historical accurate version of Commodus in both visual and personality ways. And spoiler alert... Narcissus is there and Laetus and the multiple assassination attempts. There a prequel called Gladiator Begins that revolves around commodus raising to power too
@Falcone45
@Falcone45 3 жыл бұрын
Probably bc it would have taken too many takes for Russell crowe. He wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face! Lol
@Gadget-Walkmen
@Gadget-Walkmen 3 жыл бұрын
nah, it's fantastic in of itself.
@GrandMasterPeep
@GrandMasterPeep 3 жыл бұрын
Phoenix actually made him seem graceful lol
@Joe-po9xn
@Joe-po9xn 4 жыл бұрын
To put Commodus's "gladiator career" into perspective: Picture a President participating in MMA, but solely against puppies, kittens, and handicapped children. After a clearly scripted fight where he really does beat the crap out of a paraplegic kid, he holds up their limp, almost lifeless, body to the crowd of Congresspeople forced to attend and says, "Cheer and clap or you'll be next. In fact, you'll probably be next anyways." Commodus wasn't just crazy in terms of being perverted, paranoid, or irrational. Even by often callous and brutal Roman standards he was a cruel, remorseless, sadistic motherfucker. Which is saying something.
@Oatmeal_Mann
@Oatmeal_Mann 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. An absolute coward and an embarrassment to the legacy of Rome and his father.
@murdelabop
@murdelabop 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a current leader who shall go unnamed.
@htoodoh5770
@htoodoh5770 4 жыл бұрын
@@murdelabop Trump
@LSSYLondon
@LSSYLondon 4 жыл бұрын
Ah but just because you are crazy... doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. lol
@mitraajdgargantua7960
@mitraajdgargantua7960 2 жыл бұрын
ok boomer
@grantwalter2243
@grantwalter2243 4 жыл бұрын
Marcus Aurelius: “May the Empire be blessed to be ruled by my son. May he be better than me and influence a new era of stoic fulfillment in the Empire.” Commodus: “haaaaaa!! sword goes swish swish. hErCuLeS”
@alexandrugheorghe5610
@alexandrugheorghe5610 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@NoName-to5xl
@NoName-to5xl 4 жыл бұрын
I wasn't there, but i think this is incredibly accurate
@BoundlessEyes
@BoundlessEyes 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelius - great leader, brilliant philosopher, naïve and indulgent father. Commodus is just lucky we already had the story of Narcissus or we'd be diagnosing people today with 'Commodian Personality Disorder'.
@nunyobidniz
@nunyobidniz 4 жыл бұрын
Is this the origin of the word "commode?" 🤔
@ZombieDragQueen
@ZombieDragQueen 4 жыл бұрын
One wonders what the offspring of Nietzsche, Schopenhauer and Cioran would've been like: "Screw you, dad! Life in itself is meaningful and beautiful and I'm going to do my best to help as many as I can. I'll also convert to Catholicism, because God is real and he rules!"
@dlee827
@dlee827 3 жыл бұрын
"You have to be lucky every time your enemies try to kill you. Your enemies only have to be lucky once."
@alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838
@alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838 4 жыл бұрын
Lol at the fact that Quintianus had the opportunity to kill Commodus but he started monologuing
@AaronAway
@AaronAway 4 жыл бұрын
"You sly dog you got me monologuing"
@thesuncollective1475
@thesuncollective1475 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he thought he was in a Movie
@ChandlerBiloxi
@ChandlerBiloxi 4 жыл бұрын
If only his parents had named him Bigus Monologius
@mikebaum5301
@mikebaum5301 4 жыл бұрын
If you gotta shoot... shoot - don’t talk
@alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838
@alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikebaum5301 -Tuco ❤️
@jeffreyruttibaker1081
@jeffreyruttibaker1081 2 жыл бұрын
When Commodus looked over the Senate and exclaimed "Baby, I'm a gangsta too, but it takes 2 to tangooooo", I got shivers up my spine. Such a powerful moment in history!
@artydomi2466
@artydomi2466 4 жыл бұрын
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
@marybell5157
@marybell5157 4 жыл бұрын
“My name is Iñigo Montoya you killed my father, prepare to die”
@grantwalter2243
@grantwalter2243 4 жыл бұрын
What was that from again?
@TNTBoom-gf3er
@TNTBoom-gf3er 4 жыл бұрын
@@grantwalter2243 first quote was Gladiator and the second was Princess Bride.
@mikeyoung9810
@mikeyoung9810 4 жыл бұрын
Original.
@annescholey6546
@annescholey6546 4 жыл бұрын
At my command unleash Hell😃
@artemisarrow179
@artemisarrow179 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a good day when Biographics releases a new Roman emperor video
@dreademperor2094
@dreademperor2094 4 жыл бұрын
I made a villain named Commodus
@TheAntManChannel
@TheAntManChannel 4 жыл бұрын
I clicked right away
@heatherharper7937
@heatherharper7937 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@brunoloingonescau6105
@brunoloingonescau6105 4 жыл бұрын
Yeeeees
@Notmynews
@Notmynews 4 жыл бұрын
:D
@garrick3727
@garrick3727 3 жыл бұрын
"The senators took to chewing laurel leaves so they would not burst out laughing in front of the Emperor" ... because the Emperor had invited his friend, Biggus Dickus
@mosquitobight
@mosquitobight 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking how much that guy's name "Tigidius Perennis" looks like "Turgidus Perennis"
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 2 жыл бұрын
He hasth a wife, you know…
@mta4562
@mta4562 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheCorrodedMan incontenentia ...buttocks?
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 2 жыл бұрын
@@mta4562 WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THITH? TO THE AWENA, ALL OF YOU
@peripheralparadox4218
@peripheralparadox4218 9 ай бұрын
My thought exactly!!
@Temujin1991
@Temujin1991 4 жыл бұрын
I'll never understand why someone as wise as Marcus Aurelius couldn't see that his son was an incompetent psychopath.
@j.p.5013
@j.p.5013 4 жыл бұрын
Love makes you blind, or he just wanted to make a dynasty.
@vincemelson9655
@vincemelson9655 3 жыл бұрын
He tried to mold him as much as he could but remember, Marcus Aurelius died when Commodus was 18
@aarommccaffrey3987
@aarommccaffrey3987 3 жыл бұрын
That's plenty of time to mold him
@redjirachi1
@redjirachi1 3 жыл бұрын
For starters he was the first emperor since Titus who had a clear biological heir. He might have feared for Commodus' safety since if he chose someone else, they could end up getting Commodus killed due to percieving him as a threat. Finally he gave him co-emperorship at 16. Marcus might've thought he'd live another decade and have Commodus mature under his tutelage. Remember; Commodus was the youngest emperor since Nero
@anja1627
@anja1627 3 жыл бұрын
@Billy Mayes You’re not Commodus and he you. Different time, setting, culture.
@LECAPITAINEJACK
@LECAPITAINEJACK 3 жыл бұрын
Commodus had a twin brother who died at the age of 4. I wonder how many people knew that.
@madsb.8097
@madsb.8097 4 жыл бұрын
He’s so ridiculously silly, I wish we got this accurate portrayal more? The idea of his advisors suppressing their laughter with laurel or groaning internally is such a good image 😂
@wajidhussain5305
@wajidhussain5305 4 жыл бұрын
Senate: ‘Who killed Commodus?’ Narcissis: ‘it was me!’ 😆
@StrangeTamer178
@StrangeTamer178 4 жыл бұрын
U know he wanted credit for the assassination
@MichaelJohnson-kx3ln
@MichaelJohnson-kx3ln 4 жыл бұрын
Oh! Joy!! Killed by a sword made of beautiful red rose's & poesies...ahhh yesss, the horror...the beautiful, lovely horror.
@chasityeverett3668
@chasityeverett3668 4 жыл бұрын
Wait so you mean to tell me the Hollywood movie Gladiator wasn’t an accurate portrayal?? So I guess next you’re going to start telling us that politicians aren’t honest? Oh the lies..lol
@Dopecheetah
@Dopecheetah 4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@Thor-Orion
@Thor-Orion 4 жыл бұрын
The former is closer to the truth than the later.
@radrook4481
@radrook4481 4 жыл бұрын
They should include a disclaimer so people don't form erroneus ideas about the past.
@scottmantooth8785
@scottmantooth8785 4 жыл бұрын
*next you'll tell us that the Titanic movie was not at all accurate as to how it was not an iceberg that sunk the ship but those sneaky aliens and their E-Vil™ technology*
@KhanMann66
@KhanMann66 3 жыл бұрын
You be surprised how many ignorant people there in the world.
@OhioOwns
@OhioOwns 4 жыл бұрын
15:06 i love how nonchalantly he says "the dead bodies were turned over to the ravenous mob so they could desecrate and mutilate them to their hearts desire" like it's an everyday thing
@cb41503
@cb41503 2 жыл бұрын
Simon is probably used to saying stuff like that, just like in the Edmund Kemper video where after he killed his mom Simon said "and then he cut off her head, sexualy violated her face, and then threw darts at it"
@retiredcolonel6492
@retiredcolonel6492 4 жыл бұрын
It is one of the largest unanswered question of Roman history. Why, did Marcus Aurelius, unquestionably one of the more astute emperors, and last of the so-called “Good Emperors,”, not see the monster that Commodus was and how poor an emperor he would be. I’ve read that Commodus even as a child was cruel and this was known to the emperor. If a competent emperor had succeeded Marcus Aurelius, the curve of the late Roman Empire may have been different. The late 3rd century AD melt down of the empire may have been avoided and succeeding emperors would have had a more secure empire with which to face the Germanic and Hunnic invasions of the 5th century. Who knows.
@davi1415
@davi1415 4 жыл бұрын
I followed the podcast "History of Rome" and according to Mike Duncan, his thoughts mind you, that Marcus Aurelius was put into a dilemma in regards to what he should do to Commodus. He could disinherit him, but that will create a succession crisis because there will be people lobbying for Commodus to rule. And the alternative was that Marcus killed Commodus, but regardless of Commodus' cruel behavior, he was still his son and Marcus couldn't just make himself order the death of his son. And undoubtly, ordering the death of his heir would create more chaos in a time where Marcus was warring against aggressive Germanic tribes and dealing with a plague ravaging the empire. Given the huge list of immediate issues that Marcus had to deal with during his lifetime, I believe that dealing with succession issue was on the lower bottom of his list. I think if Marcus had more time to consider and prepare, he might have handled the succession differently such as putting Commodus with a more capable co-ruler. But we never really know, because that would also create potential problems such as a power struggle if both rulers couldn't agree. Marcus Aurelius is among my favorites of the Roman Emperors and it is such a tragedy that he had to rule during such a turbulent era.
@htoodoh5770
@htoodoh5770 4 жыл бұрын
Where did you read that say Commodus was a cruel child?
@blksheep176
@blksheep176 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelius was busy on that opium
@defaultuser9423
@defaultuser9423 3 жыл бұрын
@@davi1415 Exactly. And he wasn't as bad as he later became at the time Marcus died. Spoilt but not a monster. Yet
@dadadannn
@dadadannn 3 жыл бұрын
Commodus was 18 when Marcus died. I don't think even marcus could see the future. Marcus groomed him while he was alive but there's no real telling how your 18 yr old son is going to be as an emporer when you're gone
@gaiusjuliuspleaser
@gaiusjuliuspleaser 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like Sextus Condianus escaped by a hare! I'll show myself out now.
@radrook4481
@radrook4481 4 жыл бұрын
Yep! Rode it for approx fifty miles before the great beast died from exhaustion.
@natashaestes154
@natashaestes154 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@williamjacklin2362
@williamjacklin2362 4 жыл бұрын
These videos are brilliant. It's amazing that we can be given these little lectures for free and in such digestible portions. Love this channel
@bwalker77
@bwalker77 4 жыл бұрын
Choosing Commodus as his heir should really go against Aurelius’ record. It was his duty to pick someone sensible and he failed spectacularly.
@aeris2001
@aeris2001 3 жыл бұрын
He's a fallable human like we all are, shocking
@owenwills134
@owenwills134 3 жыл бұрын
should havw picked the 🇪🇸
@pyromania1018
@pyromania1018 3 жыл бұрын
Well, he did try to give him the best tutors to prepare him for the role. Even Dio, who was unsympathetic, acknowledged that he wasn't born evil.
@thechosenone1533
@thechosenone1533 3 жыл бұрын
He had no choice but to pick his son. Any Roman emperor would have done the same. Not picking him means condemning him to a quick death.
@bwalker77
@bwalker77 3 жыл бұрын
@@thechosenone1533 He very much had the choice. Since Roman Emperors were picked and not passed by birth rights, Commodus would’ve had zero claim to the title if he hadn’t been chosen. No claim means no reason to be murdered by anyone. Commodus was picked and was terrible, and he ended up paying it with his life. So in the end, Aurelius doomed him when he picked him.
@bigbadseed7665
@bigbadseed7665 3 жыл бұрын
It's important to keep in mind that almost all historical accounts of Commodus' reign were written by senators, who all hated him. There's no telling how accurate they are, but they are most likely full of exaggerations and lies to make Commodus look bad. True, Commodus was most likely an inept, inattentive emperor, but I don't think he was nearly as vain or as foolish as these accounts make him seem.
@kp-legacy-5477
@kp-legacy-5477 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah its a sad thing that alot of history is written by people who hated the figure they are writing about
@dr.sleaseball441
@dr.sleaseball441 Жыл бұрын
i watched another video on him and it was pointed out that the sources was people who hated him and the narrator was also giving an alternative eplanation on why did Commodus did what he did. So i don't believe he was that crazy or vain.
@jasonlee8156
@jasonlee8156 Ай бұрын
Same thing with Tiberius. The biographer Suetonius portrays him as a degenerate pedophile who surrounded him with young boys indulging his sexual pleasures.
@TetsuShima
@TetsuShima 2 жыл бұрын
Commodus to his sister: "...And as for you, you will love...as I loved you. You will provide me with an heir of pure blood, so that Commodus and his progine will rule for a thousand years..." *Meanwhile, in Hell* Caligula: "Sniff. That boy really fills my heart with pride and nostalgia, you know, Drusilla?"
@qwellen7521
@qwellen7521 4 жыл бұрын
A Roman emperor killed by a guy called narcissis. Oh the irony.
@alexandrugheorghe5610
@alexandrugheorghe5610 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr?! 😅
@johnlameelk5339
@johnlameelk5339 4 жыл бұрын
Evil is a choice, not a personality trait.
@stockholm1752
@stockholm1752 4 жыл бұрын
😡⁉️
@johnlameelk5339
@johnlameelk5339 4 жыл бұрын
@@stockholm1752 You're wondering what I meant? We too often weaken our condemnation of "bad" people by tacitly accepting the idea that a trait like narcissism is the cause of many of their faults. However, it seems to me that the evil intentions are what produce the rotten fruit of this trait. I was just pointing it out as an opinion.
@johnlameelk5339
@johnlameelk5339 4 жыл бұрын
@@stockholm1752 Orange men often take umbrage at facts. Truth is, I was referencing the Roman dictator, but if the shoe fits the Orange Man, such is life.
@philipglover3295
@philipglover3295 4 жыл бұрын
Even Daenerys Targaryen looks at all those titles and says that’s a bit much
@scottmantooth8785
@scottmantooth8785 4 жыл бұрын
*and this coming from someone who had dragons*
@philipglover3295
@philipglover3295 4 жыл бұрын
@@scottmantooth8785 😂
@lifeisa.smalllesson333
@lifeisa.smalllesson333 3 жыл бұрын
And follows it w "I am not my father, I am the merciful Queen", followed by "Dracarys"!!
@sirsaboteur9512
@sirsaboteur9512 4 жыл бұрын
I'll always remember Commodus as the guy that designed an arrow with the sole purpose of decapitating ostriches.
@jaysmith1685
@jaysmith1685 3 жыл бұрын
...what?
@sirsaboteur9512
@sirsaboteur9512 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaysmith1685 Its believed he designed a crescent shaped arrowhead to kill ostriches
@jaysmith1685
@jaysmith1685 3 жыл бұрын
What a bizarrely specific endeavor
@natashamcmeekin3236
@natashamcmeekin3236 Жыл бұрын
Yup! He did this because he was amused by the fact that they would continue to run headless for a short time… 😅
@joshuacummings3178
@joshuacummings3178 3 жыл бұрын
I purposely stopped watching your channel for almost a year ... So I could binge watch everything you've done. Great job Simon
@yourstruly4817
@yourstruly4817 4 жыл бұрын
I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
@thejudgmentalcat
@thejudgmentalcat 4 жыл бұрын
You knew Marcus Aurelius?
@yourstruly4817
@yourstruly4817 4 жыл бұрын
@@thejudgmentalcat No, but he touched me on the shoulder once.
@thejudgmentalcat
@thejudgmentalcat 4 жыл бұрын
@@yourstruly4817 👏👏👏👏
@Jeremyramone
@Jeremyramone 4 жыл бұрын
Strength and honor
@nicholasbova9909
@nicholasbova9909 4 жыл бұрын
Smile for me now, brother
@shadow-monger5189
@shadow-monger5189 4 жыл бұрын
What's always crazy to me is such a great man like Marcus Aurelius can have a son like Commodus.
@radrook4481
@radrook4481 4 жыл бұрын
In the great race to reach the ovum-the best sperms don't always beat the rest. Sometimes th flawed or moronic sperms get there first.
@lolazal1
@lolazal1 4 жыл бұрын
He was 18, inexperienced, born into wealth and power(born under purple), rich, spoilt, arrogant and did not like being a soldier. Thus got surrounded by sycophants! I blame his father- who should have chosen a general to run Rome FOR his son.
@alexman378
@alexman378 4 жыл бұрын
Is it? How? This still happens, there are many great and successful people out there and their kids come out as completely irresponsible and a massive superiority complex which results in all the parent’s accomplishments being thrown away for selfish reasons.
@KhanMann66
@KhanMann66 3 жыл бұрын
@@htoodoh5770 Stupid fool never suffered under hardship other than a cold day at camp.
@donotstalkme
@donotstalkme 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being 18 and then suddenly you are LITERALLY the King of the world, with life and death power over anyone. Probably 99% of people would become a Nero or a Commodus. Marcus Aurelius probably feared for his son's life if another man inherited the throne, who knows.
@susangunn1268
@susangunn1268 3 жыл бұрын
Full marks to the narrator for speaking all those Roman names without hesitation & with great articulation.
@blackblurable
@blackblurable 4 жыл бұрын
I guess that saying goes both ways then. “We don’t choose our parents” and in this context, “We don’t choose our children... to be mad” lol
@radrook4481
@radrook4481 4 жыл бұрын
Very true, sometimes what one brings into the world are just a bunch of enemies which should never have been born.
@Theringodair
@Theringodair 3 жыл бұрын
You can't choose your family.
@mm-yt8sf
@mm-yt8sf 4 жыл бұрын
was everyone wandering the halls a potential assassin? "hey! you! there's...a guy...puking in that room, can you kill him for me? i'll make it worth your while ;-)" "sure"
@fallingpetunias9046
@fallingpetunias9046 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, given Commodus staged fights to look cool, I'm sure most gladiators would've been up for the job.
@beatleblev
@beatleblev 4 жыл бұрын
If I recall correctly, Narcissus was Commodus' gladiator trainer. As to the question about assassins behind every corner, if you are the emperor then, yes. Everybody wants your job and the people most acceptable for that job are among your friends and family. It is no wonder that these Romans are the men that the Mafia looked to for inspiration.
@marinazagrai1623
@marinazagrai1623 4 жыл бұрын
m m...your sarcasm is noted 😏! No honor among thieves, but in the Romans' case, the means used to get to power (except those born into wealth) would be their undoing, pretty much...that's why they were all weary of everyone else.
@mm-yt8sf
@mm-yt8sf 4 жыл бұрын
@@marinazagrai1623 oh that's true..i guess things we think of as extremely shocking or corrupt is really defined by our society..perhaps to people far removed in space and time (or..sadly people not that far removed at all) might have a different norm and see it as a career/business decision, albeit with certain risks. i guess imagining experiencing such a different world is part of the fun/horror of history (the funrror? :) especially with the romans where they had so many things similar to us too
@desean3402
@desean3402 4 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. This man giving people wands to fight while he’s got swords has me weak weak. That and the fact the he has 27 names is just the best thing ever.
@joecoastie99
@joecoastie99 4 жыл бұрын
It’s what they did to Christians. Romans REALLY hates Christians.
@desean3402
@desean3402 4 жыл бұрын
@@joecoastie99 I’m just hoping it was at least the elder wand 🤣😭
@I.Love.Dogs.More.Than.People
@I.Love.Dogs.More.Than.People 4 жыл бұрын
Wands and SPONGES!! I laughed my head off on that one!
@desean3402
@desean3402 4 жыл бұрын
@@I.Love.Dogs.More.Than.People just in case they are too dangerous with that wand 🤣😭
@noeditbookreviews
@noeditbookreviews 3 жыл бұрын
And sponges, to be fair.
@johnkeefer8760
@johnkeefer8760 4 жыл бұрын
Marcus Aurelius was the first of the 5 good emperors to be succeeded by his son, but that’s because none of the other 5 good emperors had sons who could follow them
@Pikkabuu
@Pikkabuu 3 жыл бұрын
You would have thought that the emperors had figured out that it was best to choose a capable man and not just your son to be the emperor...
@johnkeefer8760
@johnkeefer8760 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pikkabuu Yeah you would think... But that was a really novel idea in their world/culture. It was natural for your son to inherit your estates and your client network. Power was an obvious thing to pass on (especially given it was mostly just a consequence of the network of influence at the beginning)
@Pikkabuu
@Pikkabuu 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnkeefer8760 But it was very common that the emperor would choose the best man to be his successor and then adopt the person as his son. Just look at how the Five Good Emperors chose their successors and then look how things went when Marcus Aurelius just decided that his son would be his successor...
@johnkeefer8760
@johnkeefer8760 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pikkabuu he was the first of the 5 Good Emperors to have a son who could succeed him. I doubt the others would have passed over their sons. To be fair, if an emperor passes over his son, the son will be a natural rallying point and you risk civil war (very common in those days)
@412StepUp
@412StepUp 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe that’s why they were good. They weren’t born with money and royalty. Commodus was rich and pampered from birth, and didn’t have military service. And like pleasure more than governing.
@borismuller86
@borismuller86 4 жыл бұрын
“The emperor... suddenly died!” *furious stabbing sounds*
@fallingpetunias9046
@fallingpetunias9046 4 жыл бұрын
"No, wait, I'm alright. In fact, I think I'm getting better." *multiple stab wounds later* "Oh, yep, that'll do it."
@quinnzykir
@quinnzykir 4 жыл бұрын
*thumbs up* Scrotum!
@warriorsworld4638
@warriorsworld4638 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Commodus made it that far. Even Caligula and Nero only lasted 4 years
@jasonmccarthy1676
@jasonmccarthy1676 5 ай бұрын
Nero was Emperor for 14 years. 54-68 AD
@jasonlee8156
@jasonlee8156 Ай бұрын
Nero lasted more than 10 years.
@russellfitzpatrick503
@russellfitzpatrick503 4 жыл бұрын
".... the year of the 5 emperors ..., but we can talk about that in another episode ..." What!!!!!! We'll have to wait for the sequel???????
@state_song_xprt
@state_song_xprt 4 жыл бұрын
I suggest The History of Rome podcast or the recent Extra History series on the Third Century Crisis, which features the Year of the Five Emperors in song form!
@zendavis3501
@zendavis3501 4 жыл бұрын
The year of "The 5 good emperors" is the actual term.
@RedaDoodles
@RedaDoodles 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's necessary to point out that Roman emperors were mad... It was kind of a pre requisite for most of them at this point. --'
@AF-tv6uf
@AF-tv6uf 4 жыл бұрын
He took the society that Marcus Aurelius built and flushed it down the toilet, which is why to this day we call it the commode.
@gregbellinger5765
@gregbellinger5765 3 жыл бұрын
Well presented. Thanks. Having a Classics minor has made me appreciate the Greek/Roman influences from Western Civilization.
@MrVvulf
@MrVvulf 4 жыл бұрын
5:50 So...Quintianus is the role model for Hollywood villains who feel compelled to say what they plan to do first, instead of just acting. Trend setter by 2000 years.
@mrwdpkr5851
@mrwdpkr5851 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds a bit like Mr Evil... dr ...DR Evil
@MrVvulf
@MrVvulf 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrwdpkr5851 And most Bond movie villains.
@hunterknill6749
@hunterknill6749 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the dedication and awesome content. Let me request you cover a Byzantine like Justinian! I think it would be interesting
@jackwood8307
@jackwood8307 4 жыл бұрын
All of these Roman names reminded me of the Python classic, Life of Brian😂
@likelyladsss
@likelyladsss 3 жыл бұрын
Biggus dickus isn't it?
@altchanel9693
@altchanel9693 3 жыл бұрын
@@likelyladsss what's so funny?
@theloverlyladylo9158
@theloverlyladylo9158 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, Commodus. You know he had a thing with the god Apollo? It was a super messy breakup.
@rejvaik00
@rejvaik00 3 жыл бұрын
_"My son the very day you were born the hills of Rome whispered the name..... Commodus"_ _"My child, I watched with pride as you grew into a weapon, of righteousness."_ _"Remember our line had always ruled with wisdom and strength, and I know that you will show restraint when exercising your great power."_ _"But the truest victory my son is stirring the hearts of your people, I tell you this because when my days are gone, you shall be emperor"_ - Marcus Aurelius *World of Rome, Wrath of the **-Lich king-** Gladiator*
@williebrown7984
@williebrown7984 4 жыл бұрын
Commodus had the coolest salute with the lion cloak and the club.
@lazyartiste_2357
@lazyartiste_2357 Жыл бұрын
It still rules.
@eduardogutierrez4698
@eduardogutierrez4698 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't think you would ever make a video on Joaquin Phoenix
@annescholey6546
@annescholey6546 4 жыл бұрын
As Joker?
@seelenverkaufer4861
@seelenverkaufer4861 4 жыл бұрын
@@annescholey6546 lol 👎🏿
@SmartDave60
@SmartDave60 3 жыл бұрын
Still one of the most satisfying death scenes in movie history.
@allninelivez7631
@allninelivez7631 3 жыл бұрын
Hard to imagine that a whole Empire of people became Comedians. How times have changed.
@gula_rata
@gula_rata 4 жыл бұрын
Marcus Aurelius - the end of the beginning, Commodus - the beginning of the end
@areiaaphrodite
@areiaaphrodite 4 жыл бұрын
I first learned about Commodus on Horrible Histories' Bad Empowers song 😅
@louisdefoort
@louisdefoort Ай бұрын
Commodus enters the arena, he just took it litteraly.
@Lord_Inquisitor_Ignis
@Lord_Inquisitor_Ignis 4 жыл бұрын
When you see assassination plot one but there’s still 20 minutes left in the video “sweats”
@nekromanda
@nekromanda 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making a video about this guy!
@CuteDwarf11
@CuteDwarf11 4 жыл бұрын
I SHRIEKED when Simon recited all the names Commodus declared himself to be! Halfway through the names, I was already saying " KILL COMMODUS ALREADY! "
@juanmonge8
@juanmonge8 4 жыл бұрын
Junior
@nathanhearn356
@nathanhearn356 3 жыл бұрын
You mentioned him in this vid - please do a biography of Emperor Caracalla - the meanest Roman Emperor, easily one of the worst, the worlds worst wedding guest . . . and he had great fashion sense!
@SatyaPrakash-po3zp
@SatyaPrakash-po3zp 2 жыл бұрын
18:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣My Man!!!
@johnalanelson
@johnalanelson 4 жыл бұрын
With a name like Commodus, who would have guessed that he'd flush the country down the toilet?
@SA-zoom1
@SA-zoom1 4 жыл бұрын
But did Russell Crowe punch anyone in the making of this video? Thats what I really want to know.
@Terry12345
@Terry12345 4 жыл бұрын
Ha! You evil bastard 😉
@shaneebz5292
@shaneebz5292 4 жыл бұрын
No, ETA threatened to but has no arms....
@darknessanddistance4469
@darknessanddistance4469 4 жыл бұрын
he didn't punch anyone in Gladiator. The editing was so fast you wouldn't have been able to tell who he putnched anyway if you were able to tell that he hit at all
@martins.4240
@martins.4240 4 жыл бұрын
What, were you not entertained? Isn't that why you are here?
@patrick_dy3r
@patrick_dy3r 4 жыл бұрын
🎵 Makin’ movies makin’ songs and fightin’ round the world! 🎵
@aidanrogers4438
@aidanrogers4438 4 жыл бұрын
Just a suggestion for a possible future video, Cesare Borgia, a figure I think not too many people know and I think is one of the Late Medieval/Early Renaissance’s most interesting figures.
@diarradunlap9337
@diarradunlap9337 4 жыл бұрын
Cesare Borgia, born Cesar Borja.
@Hotboytrue
@Hotboytrue 4 жыл бұрын
Rodrigos son
@NoName-to5xl
@NoName-to5xl 4 жыл бұрын
Every body knows the borgias
@NoName-to5xl
@NoName-to5xl 4 жыл бұрын
@@diarradunlap9337 ???? Cesare borgia , born cesare borgia. What are you talking about, don't get it....
@Ruosteinenknight
@Ruosteinenknight 3 жыл бұрын
There's also widely popular (false) belief that modern image of Jesus is modeled after Cesare Borgia's facial features. While there might be some resemblance, it's just a coincidence: earliest paintings of Jesus are from 6th century.
@cgt3704
@cgt3704 4 жыл бұрын
Nero and Calligula: Who are you Commodus: I am you, but worse
@crazy8sdrums
@crazy8sdrums 4 жыл бұрын
Forever immortalized as the commode that people worldwide crap in each day.
@JSkyGemini
@JSkyGemini 3 жыл бұрын
Invented by a chap named Thomas Crapper, no less.
@mitchellneu
@mitchellneu 4 жыл бұрын
“Tell me what you’ve been doing... *busy little bee* ...or I shall *strike down* those dearest to you...”
@felixwolfel3527
@felixwolfel3527 3 жыл бұрын
I have to say thanks to your lovely Channel. I stumbled across it, because of my interest for history. But i soon realized watching your Videos not just improves my knowledge in figures in (ancient) history, but also my english. Im from Germany and at the Moment i have my highschool-finals. In your Videos you speak such magnificant Englisch (beautiful sentences, wide variaty of words), so that by watching your Videos my english improved severly. Thanks a lot for that. Greetings from Germany.
@_Abjuranax_
@_Abjuranax_ 4 жыл бұрын
Year of the 5 Emperors; When your Reign ends because you are torn apart by Mobs, it is a bit late to try and improve your approval rating.
@RodolfoGaming
@RodolfoGaming 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 1.5 Million subs!
@weequay1189
@weequay1189 4 жыл бұрын
Id love to see a series of videos about Mehmed II, Giovanni Giustiniani and Constantine XI snd their roles in the Fall of Constantinople
@AICINTL
@AICINTL 3 жыл бұрын
First of all.. Love the videos and content.. We would love to see a BioGraphic on Filippo Brunelleschi or maybe a MegaProject for the Duomo or Florence Cathedral. Isn't that a mega project if there ever was one! Anything like this in the works?? Keep up the great work!
@deuxpomme9777
@deuxpomme9777 4 жыл бұрын
Marshal Suvorov please he's such an underrated military leader sidelined and undermined by that crazy emperor Paul the 1st
@praveenb9048
@praveenb9048 4 жыл бұрын
Commodus sounds like one of those funny names in the Asterix comics.
@ignitionfrn2223
@ignitionfrn2223 3 жыл бұрын
0:50 - Chapter 1 - Rise to the throne 3:15 - Chapter 2 - The 1st plot 7:30 - Chapter 3 - Perennis & cleander 9:40 - Chapter 4 - The 2nd plot 11:55 - Chapter 5 - The 3rd plot & the fall of cleander 15:35 - Chapter 6 - Commodus enters the arena 19:00 - Chapter 7 - The 4th & final plot
@Ronirvan
@Ronirvan 4 жыл бұрын
I would like to suggest a bio of Alcibiades, a metro-sexual fiend from Athens, which story says was so beautiful that attracted everyone in the realm, man, women, goats, furniture and even Socrates himself.
@jacobmorales1283
@jacobmorales1283 2 жыл бұрын
Furniture🤣?
@cb41503
@cb41503 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobmorales1283 I'm more concerned about the goats
@loserphil
@loserphil 3 жыл бұрын
Dude just partied for 12 years like a mad lad !
@mm-yt8sf
@mm-yt8sf 4 жыл бұрын
"so you think you're a comedian, huh?" "no i'm a commodian :-)"
@MrSmokincodz
@MrSmokincodz 4 жыл бұрын
Not funny
@alextombagaa
@alextombagaa 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrSmokincodz it is...
@MrSmokincodz
@MrSmokincodz 4 жыл бұрын
@@alextombagaa Maybe if you have the iq of 10
@scottmantooth8785
@scottmantooth8785 4 жыл бұрын
*"Tomato Tomahto -George Gershwin* *"It's not a toomah" -Arnold Schwarzenegger*
@LTPottenger
@LTPottenger 4 жыл бұрын
A commodian tells jokes that kill
@rockytopbritt
@rockytopbritt 4 жыл бұрын
Love the Roman Emperor videos. Waiting for Augustus and Constantine.
@floracarson5634
@floracarson5634 4 жыл бұрын
Love your narrative style! Would love to see some biographics about the great ladies of Jazz and perhaps the great men of Jazz as well. Billie Holiday's story is a tragic yet intriguing story...
@iustinianusspeedruns
@iustinianusspeedruns 3 жыл бұрын
Commodus the madman - Has said to rename Rome to Commodiana - Has an appetite for gladiator fights
@inesnaglic472
@inesnaglic472 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine today's teacher pronouncing 30 of those names every morning
@scottmantooth8785
@scottmantooth8785 4 жыл бұрын
*let's just call you "Bob" and be done with it shall we?*
@andrewpyrah
@andrewpyrah Жыл бұрын
Oh I'm back on simontube.. must have mistyped As always great work team
@szwakyd
@szwakyd 4 жыл бұрын
I took a class in college called Fall Of The Roman Empire and we learned a great deal about Commodus. You clearly stayed away from his multiple non-political predilections. Perhaps that was intentional.
@dannahbanana11235
@dannahbanana11235 3 жыл бұрын
The soundtrack for this video smacks, my dude
@Elfan4
@Elfan4 4 жыл бұрын
You should make a video (if you haven't already) abour Cardinal Richelieu. I'm very interested about this man 😃
@Poet801
@Poet801 8 ай бұрын
"and what does he do?" "He starts monologuing!"
@gaelicwarrior5064
@gaelicwarrior5064 4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine just how much of a boss you would have been if you had managed to kill dude with a sponge tho?
@LadyDee-m1b
@LadyDee-m1b 3 жыл бұрын
So enlightening!🙏🏼🙏🏼 I’d love to see one of Caracalla
@koatam
@koatam 4 жыл бұрын
The historian Ridley Scott already told me everything I need to know about Commodus.
@similaritiesendhere
@similaritiesendhere 3 жыл бұрын
His mother was also his cousin once removed.
@sertank735
@sertank735 3 жыл бұрын
I got a Little Caesars ad while watching.
@shannonjackson464
@shannonjackson464 3 жыл бұрын
"WHAT WE DO NOW WILL ECHO THROUGHOUT ETERNITY." - Maximus about the year 2020.
@setaside2
@setaside2 4 жыл бұрын
It must be a blast researching these assignments.
@danieldalessandro96
@danieldalessandro96 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't commodus have a couple boy lovers including narcissis who was a wrestler that ended up strangling him while at the bath house? That's what the "history of Rome podcast" said i believe.
@zendavis3501
@zendavis3501 4 жыл бұрын
I never heard that about him. But Caligula and Nero plus a few others did.
@lucario2188
@lucario2188 2 жыл бұрын
I have never heard he had bou lovers but he did had a Gladadiator that was his trainer and he killed Commodus.
@CH-ju8zt
@CH-ju8zt Жыл бұрын
This Cassius Dio sounds like a real stool pigeon
@petejames1326
@petejames1326 2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE DO A VIDEO OF EMPEROR CARACELLA, he IS MY FAVOURITE EMPEROR.
@francescapatti2934
@francescapatti2934 2 жыл бұрын
Quintinius attempting to assassinate Commodus: I'm about to do what's called a Shakespearean move *starts monologuing*
@zorahahmad7194
@zorahahmad7194 3 жыл бұрын
8:29 Publius Tarrutenius Paternus. Kudos for keep a straight face, I know I never could
@amandadean3948
@amandadean3948 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, impatient, immature and ignores seasoned advisers...why does this ring a bell here in 2020? 🤔
@chasityeverett3668
@chasityeverett3668 4 жыл бұрын
Sure does but as Simon stated in the intro-history loves a bloodthirsty, deranged lunatic!
@russellwoodstechno
@russellwoodstechno 4 жыл бұрын
new channel idea: Chronographics where you talk about periods of history. The Year of Five Emporers mention at the end got the wheels turning.
@chaddelk3605
@chaddelk3605 3 жыл бұрын
I think the actual story of Emperor Commodus is much more interesting than how Joaquin Phoenix portrays him in Gladiator which is not a historically accurate film.
@dimitribagatelas1714
@dimitribagatelas1714 4 жыл бұрын
Excellent video!! Great quality.
@HistoryandHeadlines
@HistoryandHeadlines 4 жыл бұрын
Who do you think was the worst Roman Emperor and why?
@toucangesture3217
@toucangesture3217 4 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump. Without a doubt.
@HistoryandHeadlines
@HistoryandHeadlines 4 жыл бұрын
@@toucangesture3217 He was never a Roman Emperor, though.
@mammuchan8923
@mammuchan8923 4 жыл бұрын
@@toucangesture3217 you just made my day🌞
@TheAntManChannel
@TheAntManChannel 4 жыл бұрын
Nero
@bak-mariterry9143
@bak-mariterry9143 4 жыл бұрын
Obama.
@davesmith1199
@davesmith1199 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate your narrating..............Peace
@Johnnycdrums
@Johnnycdrums 4 жыл бұрын
You tell it different than the movie. "The Fall Of The Roman Empire" starring Sophia Loren as Livius.
@gregmiller9710
@gregmiller9710 4 жыл бұрын
..movies are seldom good avenues of true history...and even true history is full of fiction...:D
@Johnnycdrums
@Johnnycdrums 4 жыл бұрын
@@gregmiller9710 ; Funny thing too, A.D.166 wasnt anything close to the end of the empire. However, great movie, almost as good as “Demetrius And The Gladiators”.
@pyromania1018
@pyromania1018 4 жыл бұрын
A much better film than "Gladiator".
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