Bionational Executive Assistant Patrick Massey: A Profile - Accounts of the Earth War

[@insectseyes]

You're awesome at narrating.

[@Loader2K1]

Patrick Massey reminds me of longtime Resident Evil series villain Albert Wesker and Geist from the sci-fi/action/horror anime OVA series Soukihei MD Geist. I had no idea that the now-defunct Alien expended universe had human characters that are arguably more terrifying than the Xenomorphs themselves. Sure, there are a lot of assholes and opportunists throughout the franchise that I've learned about on my own and from you, but this guy takes the cake. Great video, and keep up the good work.

[@leliofirefly]

Damn the alien had some damn good comics

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I didnt knew until 12hours ago.

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[@Bodyorgasms]

Tarantulas & Lhasa Apsos same dude. I’ve rewatched these over 5 times

[@williamcoles4044]

I 2nd the the motion years late lol

[@coreydonaldson3303]

I always thought that Christopher Walken would be a great choice to portray Patrick Massey !

[@LocalHeretic-ck1kd]

I certainly can imagine that.

[@UltimateOmegaRed]

Corey Donaldson "I have a fever... and the ONLY PRESCRIPTION... IS MORE FACEHUGGERS!

[@DerekT860]

He's too old at this point

[@selloutfk3143]

Walker or Willem Defoe

[@lucascoval828]

If they had done an adaptation of the comics back in the day, then yeah. It could've worked work. Walken can be pretty damn scary.

[@jacksonmay3980]

You’re the reason I bought the comics, thank you!

[@jordanthomas4379]

Jackson May did you buy the omnibus volumes?

[@jacksonmay3980]

Jordan TRusso I did not, I bought the 30th anniversary of the original comic series. But eventually I’ll probably buy the omnibus volumes.

[@paulcheney4114]

Just found this site after watching covenant. This is fantastic and I can't stop watching. Well done the content is exceptional

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

Wesker?

[@marimcgee8379]

Another part beautifully executed.

[@sparXKuijper]

Thank You for your work Sir.

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[@PereiraLabs]

Well done once again my good sir!

[@MackeyDeez]

I wish they would expand the Alien universe. I mean how many planets have humanity colonized so, far? How many wars have humanity fought and does humanities consider itself an alliance, federation, republic?

[@coreydonaldson3303]

Awesome Episode as always Alien Theory !

[@timotheetc]

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[@Horridius]

alien theory you should consider doing book readings on your channel or even just comics i think that would be really cool! combine the reading with pictures and video clips like you do your current material and make it kind of like alien theory story time! not sure how you would go about doing that but i for one would love to hear it!

[@xeno1782]

Horridius Absolutely that would be awesome. You would be a great narrator for any and all ALIEN MATERIAL

[@xeno1782]

I was also just wondering if this Patrick Massey is the same person in the comic series Aliens The Destroying Angels? There is a piolet that flies the group to the planet by the name Massey and looks very similar, and by the best of my knowledge this series takes place 20 years after the Nostromo encountered the derelict so it would be before the original series comics. Just curious.

[@DrownedInExile]

Sick. He executed his own family? The Xenomorphs would never attack their own young. Their Queen would surely be thinking "And they call *us* monsters??"

[@bl8danjil]

Well there was that one scene in Resurrection where 2 Xenos attacked another so they could use the acid blood to escape.

[@matthiasthulman4058]

@@bl8danjil we don't count Resurrection haha The hive mind dynamic in the novelization was pretty cool though

[@zosiab1742]

aint nothin personal

[@Quincy_Morris]

Yeah it’s really poor writing to have such cartoonish villain in an otherwise dramatic series.

[@brooklynkeith2877]

@@Quincy_Morris id say its pretty realistic

[@rorydonaldson2794]

This was an absolutely splendid video, thank for the awesome work yet again!!

[@JustKaens]

Thanks so much for this series!

[@WilliamDeemer]

Fantastic work, thank you for all the effort and for sharing.

[@admiralaido3795]

Great video! I'm looking forward to seeing the rest of the series!

[@durkdickler5973]

Could you do a video on Royal jelly or xenozip I think you would do a better job than most alien saga channels on here 👽

[@EskoMorko_]

I read that comic about 20 years ago. Good old times.

[@equinoxdrake6542]

The company must have one heck of a dental plan.

[@bebop417]

I like how in this universe business men can double as tactical commanders whenever they want, makes total sense

[@randomguy-xp7se]

Look at post ww2 business. Plenty of Japanese Germans and Americans fitting that description.

[@lucascoval828]

​@@randomguy-xp7se Damn.

[@randomretropie893]

Great video. Massey always reminded me of a blackwater operator or equal badass.

[@alphacrusaders6535]

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[@AlienTheory]

I'm hoping to get another one of these up tomorrow! Thank you for subbing! :D

[@MR3DDev]

Amazing, even better than film comics explained

[@princeofdenmark9142]

Brilliant as always.

[@TraditionRoots]

ive been wondering for a long time

[@Gargantupimp]

Hey this Massey guy seems like he'll fit right in.

[@SuzukiRiderlv426]

Admirably well done video.

[@asvarien]

The writers of Alien stories are really very good at creating detestable, repugnent characters whom the reader really hates and wants dead. The Dorian character in Cold Forge is just as bad if not worse.

[@chrisinvale]

Cool vids you do good work.

[@chakatsnowfire888]

wow this one was really good this Patrick Massey sounds like a nut case for killing his own wife and son just to keep things secret

[@EskoMorko_]

He loved his job more than his family.

[@LizardVideoDude]

Damn that's cold... doing the _actual killing_ himself.

[@ironstarofmordian7098]

Massey would be a good sith lord.

[@southy98]

Probably the greatest Alien villain right next to Church and Suttler.

[@godzilla5006]

What song did you use in this video? just asking

[@dakegalcyon7552]

Have you read the Theory of Alien Propagation comic? It’s included in the first omnibus and it’s great. I think you could make an amazing video out of it.

[@despair333]

Excelent video, this guy is scary...

[@MWRJET]

I read the first-volume of the novel version in this series-Earth Hive.

[@JustSomeGoy]

Wow, what an absolute badass.

[@nezaarbayer8139]

This is man is my favorite anti-hero now...

[@chrisMc1972]

more please!

[@DavidAndrews-qi6bh]

A good soldier with good qualities.

[@RuSosan]

Reminds me of Marvel's *Mister X* on multiple levels.

[@TheTruthIsGonnaHurt]

Albert Wesker is that you ?

[@lando8913]

Well that got real dark.

[@nbmoleminer5051]

What a monster 😠

[@TraditionRoots]

what’s the ambience you use in this?

[@MrPiccolop]

Still Billie and Wilks (Newt and Hicks) get even with him...

[@J.C.Rogers]

"He had more decorations than a Christmas Tree." I always find that line hilarious, especially the way it is narrated. This guy was human trash, but definitely an elite killing machine. I wish Massey could have stuck around a bit longer for the story.

[@fuhkyuufuhkmii949]

Please tell me music track names!

[@hamfist2975]

When I first read the part where he kills his family, I was genuinely shocked. The dude was a huge piece of (insert swear).

[@Kroggnagch]

Massey is a monster.

[@VladimirArkov]

0:17 CHAR ! Oh.......wait wrong series. XD

[@Kroggnagch]

9 out of 10 times someone draws a kid in a comic book they end up looking like a little man instead lol

[@WanderlustZero]

Patrick 'Bateman' Massey

[@ODSTOninersIxTwO]

wife and kid found out about the project? Whelp time to take out the trash, SOMEBODY GET A MOP!

[@mxtw7910]

Better than alien covenant 💯

[@seamusoblainn]

Unencrypted message? Encryption is everywhere today. What, did they broadcast it on the radio, lol? Sounds like the last episode of the Mandelorian, season one

[@pithie84]

Always lock your read screens people. Security's no joke.

[@matthewdeleon382]

YIKES.

[@bradleyselman5507]

First

[@TheRedRuin]

He's a fucking nut lol, fascinating stuff though, reminds me of the film Equilibrium and of course 1984, the reification of a human-made object for example totalitarian government/corporation into the real, while the person becomes the object.

[@testdummy4353]

Wesker?!

[@shoganflamemasta3975]

Wait a minute, did he just killed his wife and son? Plus all those other civilians, this guy needs to be killed, and not by an alien... Humanitie's rage should manifest in the form of revenge, maybe some kid he didn't manage to kill in some forgotten colony

[@niolelo]

Being a sociopath is a lonely existence, like being the last of your kind or being born in the wrong era.

[@dominicstevens5851]

FoR tHe AlGoRiThM

[@robertagu5533]

So.. Massey was sorta a good guy or just a bad guy that had a personal limit as to what dark deeds he'd commit. Kinda like a Riddick type character or he was just an extremely good gun for hire with some kinda sense of honor and duty I wouldn't have done my own family though. I'd gone John Wick on the company first

[@Seraphim_Metal_Works]

Robert Agu the whole point of this video was showing there was no limit to how evil he could be. He killed his own wife and child.

[@firekeeper3536]

Just imagine a fan fic where little Xenomorphs are created based on a "Gnome/Fairy type of human beeing on a small planet: A task force of marines goes on a planetoid to investigate a possible xenomorph alien nest. There they are attacked by the residents wich are small humanoid alien races the size of an adult human hand with unusual weapons like arrows and spears medieval type technology but are quikly stopped by the superior human guns with no casualitys in both sizes. The two partys meet each other and the "Gnomes" explain they are recently beeing attacked by some sort of demons comming from a gigant cave. Space marines goes to investigate the cave and one marine feels something in his leg. When he looks down he sees a little "Gnome Xenomorph" Ripping throw its clothes, skin and flesh. "Ahhhh you little pice of shi!t" He then grabs the creature with his hand and squeeze it very hard. The creature hisss and screams and liberate just a little acid blood drops on the tip of his fingers. The marien scremas in agony and rage and a buddy stomps the alien with his boot. The marines are concerned that little xenos have adapted to such a small hosts but later on a whole colony of miniature xenos comes rush to attack them. "Give em hell boys" Marines quickly use bullets but also fire wich the battle lasted only 2 minutes killing all the Xeno gnomes and two marines where the Xeno Gnomes have ripped off their necks and eyes sockets. "This is gonna be easy " says one of them before if collapsed to the floor. A facehugger the size of penny have enter it's nosetril. "Shit!" The marines fires again and the the queen the size of a midget show up.... To be continued...

[@philipdunwody3909]

interaction

[@zico739]

Don’t see why his family needed to be killed. Just taking it too far.

[@shaun906]

ta buddy

[@OmniMik3]

logged

[@Law0086]

3:13 just a full grown man. But tiny.

[@cthrekgoru]

Compare to these guys, aliens look civilized XD . Corruption definitely hit the absurd levels…

[@mongoslade5248]

I guess people in THAT UNIVERSE had no computer pass codes 2 log on. fohwts

[@GenericProtagonist7]

Lol, Massey is reverse Doomguy

[@DVincentW]

Like #555.

[@Quincy_Morris]

Alien always had the most cartoonish villains. Real shame. Especially given how unnecessary they are.

[@caldesigner8679]

Poor poor woman and boy.

[@matthewspera]

I think Massey was a real jerk

[@cap350125]

Massey aka Albert Wesker 😆

[@Gardner1701]

I don’t like that character

[@spybomber6499]

I want that man's haircut

[@mrsanatra1]

Ehh they should have minded their businesses, oh well....who's up for chinese?

[@Protonoto1]

he's pure evil

[@PJKP82]

Wesker?!