Birds Aren't Real - Drew Magness After-Dinner Speech

[@katiehunt5291]

Dear Sir, I hail from R9 and I just wanted to let you know that your speech is still talked about today. You are an absolute legend. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@yourneighbour5738]

Look around your suburbs, no cameras. But birds everywhere. Bird drone confirmed

[@Mastermatt0714]

Your Neighbour stay woke fellow patriot

[@robddaniel]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tateharris2847]

THIS IS AMAZING. A BRILLIANTLY DELIVERED SPEACH ON A TOPIC VITAL TO OUR CIVILIZATION. YOU ARE THE MLK OF THE BIRDS ARENT REAL MOVEMENT

[@ticotechhouston4917]

🤣

[@jonathanbarndt4774]

How Can Birds Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real -Jayden Smith

[@livsayegh6576]

This is the absolute best speech I’ve ever heard and no one can change my mind!

[@cadegoebel4777]

I saw this speech in person at Missouri... it was great.

[@acmeoneconnect]

Were you a laugher tell the truth.

[@grack1899]

that's like seeing the original broadway production of carrie youre so lucky-

[@brainrotbanana]

The people laughing need to wake up from their self-induced slumber. The truth is right in front of their eyes. Stay woke, patriots.

[@coolbutnotsupercoldjustroo3222]

How come when I shoot a bird it bleeds and when I gut it there’s no machine parts only meat

[@TomatoGoZoom]

THAT'S HOW GOOD THESE DRONES ARE THEY TAKE HUMAN BLOOD AND PUT IT IN THE DRONES IN ORDER TO MAKE YOU THINK THEY'RE BIRDS THEY'RE EVEN ORGANIC DRONES THAT AER MEERLY MADE OUT OF MEAT IN ORDER TO CONFUSE US STAY WOKE PATRIOTS!

[@Xr3737]

@@coolbutnotsupercoldjustroo3222 someone red pill this man.

[@grumzley]

Alana Harris exactly lmao

[@audreyog1484]

I know seriously. Its not even funny in the first place..? Its fuckin creepy.

[@markdomar4944]

Love this guy. Love the brilliance of his Birds Aren't Real program. So much so that I had to have some merchandise, and I proudly wear it all. It sparks a lot of conversation, so I recommend giving it a try.

[@joelhusted]

Region 4 is the best, honestly. we produce legends like this iconic man here. #R4forever

[@EthanRhame]

Legendary speech

[@benwearne542]

I'm so shocked how serious most of these comments are. This is meant to be satirical and I laughed the whole time. This guy has an amazing style of comedy. I am patiently waiting his TED appearance and or stand up routine. I am also very impressed that he is making enough money from all the "birds aren't real" merchandise to grow his brand. He's inspiring!

[@drewmagness9813]

Appreciate the kind thoughts. But this is no joke. Activism is not comedy.

[@DeathMetalHippee]

This is very real. My parents built drones for the government in the 90s

[@eeayquetting5963]

I've tried to disprove his theory, but I'm not able to

[@koranbolling]

I really like this Drew Magness fella, he's onto something!

[@andyrees4076]

He is definitely on something.

[@wethesheeple5541]

You gotta be kidding.

[@standingintallgrass]

You are awesome sir! I respect your candor and your delivery was spot on. If you're ever in Oregon, I'll buy you lunch 👌

[@kingofchivalry5509]

jeremy drollinger fucking weirdo, I bet you think the moon isn’t a hologram

[@aware5358]

I_Got_The_Juice Yeah the moon is CLEARLY a hologram

[@SPANNER9]

Holy fuck man😱I literally said this to my mate how birds are there to scream in the morning to wake you up every day making you think you have to go to work and live a miserable life like the rest of the society but NO, that’s not the meaning of life🙅🏼‍♂️ YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH MY MAN TRUST ME ALL THEM PEOPLE LAUGHING ARE CLUELESS AND I LOVE IT😂👌🏼keep it up my man I love ‘overthinking’ everything when really it’s just normal brainstorming but you actually understand how this world works🙏🏼🙏🏼❤️❤️

[@laurenceb5516]

Bio-Chemical Assault Laser Drones (BALD) Eagle. The tanks of the air. It's lit. And Hilarious!

[@RandomYouTubeNameAgain]

The fact that they fly so high in the air is suspect. They fly that high so you can't get a good look. If birds were real the wouldn't fly more than 4 feet off the ground do to wing drift. I'm glad this is getting attention. Thank you.

[@bbg.ttiiannaaa2730]

i hope your joking😐

[@cometsofa7400]

ples ### or ### r/whooooosh

[@christowers7307]

@Your Average American red oil, you didn't look hard enough. Your name is surprisingly accurate.

[@Skepticaleo]

@@christowers7307 lol 😂

[@eobardthawne324]

@Bad Company Bob Not all machines use oil.

[@lapislazuli9961]

Pigeons are mainly from the European division. P.I.G.E.O.N.S. stands for Psychic Ionizers Gathering Evidence On Northern Spain.

[@aware5358]

Wtf is an ionizer

[@anonymous3174]

@@aware5358 the pigeons obviously

[@jamesa1081]

I would love to see more of this guy. It’s hard to find good stand up comics these days.

[@ticotechhouston4917]

😂

[@Blingdung]

Search Birds Aren't Real, you can stay woke Patriot

[@hannahrowles98]

The people who luaghed are dumb he delivered the facts so well and had so many good points it is true BIRDS ARENT REAL

[@teemun3979]

Probably, because it is so ignorant to believe something like that, that the only reasonable conclusion is that the speech was satire. They are laughing, because they are giving him the benefit of the doubt as to whether he is serious or not. I'm sure you think that Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal was 100% serious too.

[@josh_has_no_idea5886]

God bless this true patriot

[@ticotechhouston4917]

😂😂😂😂

[@soph4081]

its both hilarious and brilliant like i wish i could write something like this

[@def2929]

I had to preform in impromptu and I forget the quote but I went on for minutes about why birds weren’t real

[@jennajosefina7141]

i literally love this speech

[@maximus6791]

That was amazing, this guy is a genius

[@youtubeaccount5842]

I love how everyone laughs omggg

[@debbiegaide6620]

It’s just so sad that birds are not real! 😞😢😞 I guess all bird seed might come to an end!

[@SPANNER9]

I need to get in touch with you man you’re a genius and I want to spread positivity to the world just like you are bro🙌🏼

[@cadegoebel4777]

I've met Drew Magness' in really life for reals

[@theguyintheworks8838]

@Your Average American pretty sure he was referring to how he wrote the speech...

[@ashareeoo]

Brilliant!!

[@remain_ocean]

Thankful to see others spreading the truth.

[@jennyyy82]

the people who kept laughing bothered the shit outta me idk why

[@MemoryLane77852]

jennxpenn, because you want to feel special.

[@mateusoliveira2776]

@@MemoryLane77852 lol

[@lynnefreeman7687]

It's possible. I won't say...all.... birds are fake but does make sense of a few weird things I've seen.

[@TriiipleTake]

This man is an absolute legend

[@mollyruyle9830]

best fucking speech i've ever heard.

[@andrewm3674]

JOIN THE RESISTANCE!!

[@somence1275]

I wish i could use this for my own speech

[@freakzilla445]

Can you remake this video without all the disturbing people laughing in the background

[@jojolosew1138]

The birds work for the bourgeoisie

[@hzmuhabbet]

8:26 welcome back to plato's cave.

[@grack1899]

legend.

[@christowers7307]

I've personally printed around 50 posters from the website, posted them in school, diners, and cross-walk post across my town. I've also handed many flyers out, both door-to-door and on the street. The citizens of America NEED to know the truth!

[@connorbutler5683]

Anyone made sure that this kid hasn’t “disappeared?”

[@drewmagness9813]

Connor Butler I've survived.

[@luigi5890]

Unfortunately some people by their comments, don't understand the point being made “Birds Aren't Real”

[@acmeoneconnect]

I'm not a person that's quick to disbelieve something like this but when he said drop the birds in rice I lost it lol

[@robddaniel]

It’s when people actually start believing it we know we’re in trouble

[@NAVEEN78781]

This is Gold .

[@jimnora1705]

Fantastic satire! What's even funnier is that some people actually believe it.

[@LiquidArmProduction]

He’s just asking questions.

[@jamess5179]

Birds are real!!!

[@mrpepperidgefarms]

nope.... There are robotic bird drones doing surveillance.... The last actual organic bird on planet earth died in captivity over a decade ago.... All birds are remote operated drones.... Some are rigged up with different attack capabilities.... Some have a thermite core.... Some have C4.... Some carry 7/7 & VX nerve gas.... Some have a ricin bb shooter.... Some have eyes that are used for Lazer painting IF IT FLIES IT SPIES

[@mrradio2187]

Trust no bird, not now, not ever.

[@kristen6354]

People laugh because they're scared inside.

[@aware5358]

No they’re not. They’re laughing cause of how ridiculous it is.

[@theguyintheworks8838]

@@aware5358 Pretty sure most people here are just running with the joke

[@Mackrel250]

Me, sitting in class: My brain: bald eagles aren’t even seals

[@bigsweaterman8142]

This guy gets it

[@soph4081]

he executes this better than anyone else could

[@lincolngeri1130]

I’ve never seen my dad so does this mean he doesn’t exist?

[@zombs2109]

U good?

[@anonymous3174]

Yep

[@Itssantiagodiaz]

These people are laughing way too much. (Laughing is a defensive mechanism) It wasn’t really funny but more interesting if it is real or not. But coming from the Midwest we have a lot of bird hunters. Has the government made them organic robots ?

[@livsayegh6576]

No, it was funny lol😂

[@acidtraphole]

Check out my reply to Tracey Windle’s comment below

[@gavinhelgeson2880]

I see crazy people.

[@aware5358]

Yup

[@perfectstorm8204]

that was well done

[@Spirit-Life980]

Imagine the people that don't believe when they actually find out.. That's actually gonna impact so hard realisation is gonna bang them in the face so hard they might just die on the spot

[@francoperrotta4968]

Hence the term birds eye view

[@chiefinthemaking4964]

I can't even here the guy with all the laughing

[@GraceYocum]

What did he say at 8:14 and 9:21

[@connor981]

This is what happens when you believe common knowledge is fake

[@johnconner1242]

This is how they smuggle drugs, soy on anything and anyone. This presentation is awesome. They charge on power lines

[@MemoryLane77852]

So the chicken I eat from the supermarket are not real, I’m eating a drone.

[@davevanfunk8917]

The NYT brought me here.

[@ghettomafioso5782]

👌

[@michelbrouillette1235]

ok, is the birds aren't real movement real? Theyve even got a website, and I can't decide if its a joke or not.

[@traceywindle962]

Just found your channel and have give you your 444 like. Well done for your after dinner speech to your very rude and ignorant audience. At least if you get to open just one persons mind a little, it’s a bonus. I have my own slow motion footage of 4 / 5 black birds in my back garden sitting with my bird chasing dog, very strange indeed. But what was more strange was everyone of these black birds all had a glow to them, and they appeared to envelope in this glow and disappeared and then reappear. I’ve questioned everything about my own video and just cannot explain what actually was going on. I really think there’s more to just the drone conspiracy going on. I want to upload the video, but don’t know the safest place to upload too. This needs to be seen.

[@drewmagness9813]

dm me now

[@acidtraphole]

What’s happening is that the government *in the future* will have time traveling capabilities. Additionally, it will have extremely powerful computers that can censor digital information with extreme effectiveness. They will have the ability to falsify and control Google Maps, deleting real physical spaces from our collective consciousness and preventing people from going there.

[@acidtraphole]

These deleted real physical spaces will be replaced with simulated ones. They will try to destroy all real physical matter and replace it with false computer generated (CGI) matter..

[@acidtraphole]

They will do this by altering peoples physical senses. Perhaps with advanced microchips (the ones available now are too small, again I am speaking of future beings with time travel capabilities ). People will only be able to go to Andrea’s that are surveilled in the interim process. These perceptual distortions (in the visual field specifically) will transform derelict buildings and rundown neighborhoods into beautiful spaces in the minds of the few that the government allows

[@acidtraphole]

Other people, such as ethnic minorities and LGBTQ+ folks, will be summarily executed in an attempted genocide (it will fail). You see, in the Qanon movement, they call for a “Great Awakening”. It sounds like a kristallnacht type event. Remember, The CIA recruited thousands of Nazi scientists and operatives. Nazis run the US government. July 4, 2024 I think is the day they have planned for this event. 248 years from the Declaration of Independence. Then, the government will attempt to burn all the history books, deleting key parts of American History, compressing it into a shorter time frame. Clarence Thomas is running the Qanon movement. If successful, the government would be able to trick people into thinking it is a different year/date in the simulated universe.

[@bubbles3161]

I recommend the movie, The Big Year.

[@stevenwilliams2617]

brilliant and without a script in front of him. he makes some good points and what is up with birdsong, its a code the drones use to conspire against us we can't understand it, or is it also sending subliminal messages to our brains.

[@criptat6291]

oh no, I have a pet bird... not really just thought it would be funny to comment LOL

[@justinunger3526]

I’m not saying I believe it, but tbh I wouldn’t be surprised at all.

[@dylan.adventures]

prime

[@Nikohere]

Oh my...

[@birdbird749]

Why do I watch such offense videos to my kind

[@iamgeminijoker]

Next bird i come across gets the middle finger.

[@shanemarlowe5080]

Do yall know how many fucking birds I've killed as a kid with bb guns . I swear people are crazy yo

[@mrpepperidgefarms]

Those drones are filled with simulated biological fluid and provided to simulate actual bird death.... The same drones are "killed" by your cat and brought into your home..... They're still recording nope.... There are robotic bird drones doing surveillance.... The last actual organic bird on planet earth died in captivity over a decade ago.... All birds are remote operated drones.... Some are rigged up with different attack capabilities.... Some have a thermite core.... Some have C4.... Some carry 7/7 & VX nerve gas.... Some have a ricin bb shooter.... Some have eyes that are used for Lazer painting IF IT FLIES IT SPIES

[@bodyofhope]

The cats know.

[@cocopots]

Trust no birb.

[@Trester089]

Now i know what pewdiepie was talking about!

[@zacharymossman3593]

Lol this is great

[@terptom710]

So no chic fil a ?

[@matthale8090]

True or not... I felt bad that they laughed the whole time

[@willg6518]

This is so funny

[@negadelph]

So what about the hawks that fly around hunting birds? I see birds flying from tree to tree avoiding the hawks. But then again this means the hawks are drones too so drones hunting drones destroying government money? I do believe there are bird drones.....absolutely. the part where I get off is when they say all birds are drones and.....I disagree...

[@melmothelmo]

the hawks are different governments trying to take other governments down 😌

[@FreeMind612]

The truth is always crazy in n world full of lies this bro is telling the truth now they laugh and make it seems like its a joke but I repect this bro for being awake

[@Dirty_Dan02]

The earth is flat. You can't go past the firmament

[@hannacarter1352]

Earth is flat!

[@lynnefreeman7687]

It's always funny until the mess hits the fan.

[@BigMikeHangin]

Why is everyone laughing? I wasn't laughing when I was attacked by a Turkey X500!

[@michael_delgado9908]

What next sand is Nanobots

[@wakudastudio]

Do you cite the original creator?

[@spanican85]

What the heck is wrong with the audience they sound like robots themselves

[@americancaesar7752]

Omg BUSH DID 9/11 TO LET THE DRONE BIRDS.

[@jessegonepostal]

looks likee were gonna start hearing more gun shots cause i wanna see real proof from this that was a good speech and shows how easily we fall for stupid things such as this bird watch. great idea but i think that he is just trying to open peoples minds to how stupid they can fall for decieving things

[@aware5358]

English please

[@Rhymeswithjess]

Everyone laughing at their demise

[@curtisauger8789]

People actually believe this???

[@Nightsjourney2dreams]

......

[@Spygal92]

Lmfao

[@daveharrenburg7670]

I don't agree with the drug cartel stuff (I think they go south because that's where the repair facilities actually are) but overall great speech