Bitcoin Man - Tom Cardy ft. Michael Hing

[@ionova3265]

I think he managed to fit every vowel and even a couple extra consonants into the word "man". truly on a whole other level of skill.

In Czech, we call it "the Prague speech".

[@Plethorality]

Vowels.

[@thescooshinator]

Moiyaen, you're actually correct. Even got a y in there.

[@FGCLovesYou]

I never knew that "man" was 2 to 3 syllables minimum.

[@josebjorkqvist]

I love that he said I have a wife and “had” a son. He’s dead for him

[@NinjaPanda-dt3ye]

He's talking in past tense as in things that has happened so had is appropriate and isn't meaning that, funny thought though haha

[@josebjorkqvist]

@@NinjaPanda-dt3ye now that you said it, I notice that that’s what he meant but I think it’s funnier how I think.

[@cl22396]

@@NinjaPanda-dt3ye I think it’s intentional because you don’t stop having a son unless they die or are dead to you. It’s only a non-continuous verb if you were the mother, then ‘had’ could mean ‘birthed’ a son. I think the line is very clever

[@Abigail-hu5wf]

@@cl22396 At least in Australia, you "have" a wife but you "had" a child. It's the normal way of speaking and zero ulterior meaning is attached. It's because "having" a child, in Australian English and British English (I'm extremely familiar with both but can't speak for others), refers to the act of birth specifically unless the context states otherwise (which this doesn't, trust me, it's a native Australian thing, we just "know"). So you "had" a child, because "having" refers to "bringing into the world". It's just a nuance of how English works here, and if you're not Australian by first language it's a nuance that is probably easily missed.

[@hdroman5659]

@@Abigail-hu5wf isn't it that you had a child, but have a son? (not a native speaker though) I think it was intentional as in that he has lost his son to bitcoin, he used to have a son to talk to/ do things with, but now he is lost to bitcoin and spends all his days talking about it and in his basement.

[@Luca-vn9yb]

He's a bitcoin man with a bitcoin plan. He's gonna make you money in bitcoin land!

Are you saying that he's a cop?

[@pandakilla4757]

@ hes not a cop bro. he literally said it multiple times in the video. definitely not a cop

[@perasperaadastra8665]

He’s not a cop.

[@Sapphire-Lily]

He's gonna *lose* you money in bitcoin land

[@outsidelookinginprod]

I mean, he's a cool guy talking about GameStop . . . so that checks out

[@Choshako]

A big part of being a parent is constantly readjusting your expectations of your kids, and forgiving them for finding new and creative ways of disappointing you. Like becoming a Bitcoin Mayan.

[@keatonlovlyn2848]

This aged like the finest of internet wines 👌

[@suakeli]

Archaeologists have found a mesoamerican mummy in a crypt full of currency with strange bite marks. The press calls him the "bit coin mayan".

[@lodicrous4493]

wow, thats a really fuckin good one XD

[@GriziDaWiz]

Woah ohhhh, it’s a bit coin mayan!

[@haxney]

If you find a mask in that crypt, DON'T PUT IT ON!!!

[@valerieholt4057]

Would you say he's in........ ..... a crypt o'currency

[@GriziDaWiz]

@@valerieholt4057 I applaud your genius

[@TaoMoragi]

So at this point...i fell down a very weird but kinda entertaining musical rabbithole.

[@BananaP1zza]

Everyone else watching the crypto "gurus", but here's Tom 'Bitcoin Man' Cardy calling it from 4 months ago. True legend

[@MatthewSmith-sz1yq]

It's honestly kind of sad how predictable it is though. It's literally just pump and dump schemes. Elon criticizes Bitcoin, the price plummets, then he buys a ton. Then he praises Bitcoin, the price skyrockets, and sells it all. Rinse and repeat, it's basically unlimited money. This is the issue with cryptocurrencies being treated like stocks. They have no regulation. It's just a way for organizations with tons of capital to take in millions of dollars simply by saying "buy" or "sell." You might notice how you always lose money when you try to get into Bitcoin? Yeah, that's because all that money is going from you to the groups manipulating the price. With stocks, manipulating the prices like this is illegal, but cryptocurrencies have no regulations preventing it. It's a free money machine for the wealthy, fueled by the gullibility of everyone else. Sure, a couple guys got a 10x return on investment, but 99% of people lose money. It's no different than the lottery, except at least the lotteries usually pay for things like education. Sure, stocks aren't perfect, they have their own issues with actually enforcing the laws, but at least it's illegal on paper. Those people might be held accountable. With crypto, there's no accountability, since there's no crime.

[@icecoldchilipreppers]

@@MatthewSmith-sz1yq eventually they sec will clarify regulation. Bitcoin has been pumping and dumping since before Elon had new hair or any clout. Blockchain is the future of information storage and transmission just as the internet was before it. Like the internet, many bubbles and dud companies and scams will rise and fall. Bitcoin is not going anywhere, have fun staying poor. Cheers smart guy.

[@ProfiteerProphet]

@@icecoldchilipreppers Found the bit coin man

[@41-Haiku]

@@MatthewSmith-sz1yq The specific example of Elon Musk is incorrect, as he didn't actually sell when the price was up. Talking while being important isn't exactly a moral failure. It's everyone's weird obsession with his crypto opinions that causes the market to heave whenever he tweets. Always losing money when trying to get into Bitcoin isn't technically possible, since the market has gone both up and down. Other than that I agree completely.

[@MatthewSmith-sz1yq]

@@icecoldchilipreppers Ah yes, the old "I know it's rigged, which is why I'm going to win and be rich! Have fun being poor because you don't want to throw every penny you have into the endless void that is the wild-west pump-and-dump cycle of cryptocurrency!" Good rule of thumb, if you think you found an easy way to get rich that doesn't involve being rich already, odds are it's not going to work. If someone is trying to convince you otherwise, odds are they are either making money off of you directly, or you investing in that will make them money. I truly wish there was some magical way to become a multimillionaire, but for every rags-to-riches success story, there's a thousand more who lose everything. That money doesn't come from nowhere, most of it comes from other people who invested. Maybe you will be one of the lucky ones.

[@casfacto]

I wish that song went on longer to see how fair you could devolve 'man'.

[@dorn0531]

“Moi-ee-oi-ee-oin”

[@blackhatfreak]

He's not the artist

[@bch9204]

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[@mrjeff4832]

This song is truly ahead of it's time,

[@bch9204]

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[@CottonyAlmonds]

The addition of a belt makes Tom 1000× more manly

[@comealongcomealong4480]

@CottonyAlmonds Hit me straight between the eyes 😳 first time I've ever seen Tom sporting a belt. He must have studied Jimmy's video for inspiration. No wind machine though, and no background flames. I hope the Barnesy family enjoyed this 8/10

[@samurai1833]

I have to remember to refrain from drinking when I'm watching Cardy, water through the nose stings when you snort laugh.

[@glasswolves6398]

This new Bruce Springsteen album is gonna be lit

[@Certifiable]

Dude! JIMMY BARNES! Bloody Boss fans...

[@johnjohnhawke]

he really did bruce like that

[@elreyabeja4539]

@@Certifiable to be fair, Freight Train Heart is a straight Springsteen rip.

[@bch9204]

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[@devilaverage6718]

He's definitely not a cop.

[@thomastolputt3766]

All I hear is “Whoa-oa-oa-oah, he’s a Bitcoin Mayan”

[@Vggamegod]

This song is fucking hilarious, and unironically an absolute jam

[@potmki6601]

> It's just a nerdy way of gambling *hits like*

[@Anyanyadir]

This is the best video about cryptocurrency on the entire Internet

[@JaapvanderVelde]

To be honest, I always had trouble understanding crypto and the blockchain, but this video really opened my eyes to the technology!

[@Murasadramon]

This song turned out to be prophecy.

[@BaronVonQuiply]

Since we're talking about Game Stop, I just wanted to say that I'm not a Cop.

[@nickmurphy2936]

I'm convinced that this is the same Michael character as from Flirt (with your dad)

[@bryanbytes]

Might be even more relevant after this week than any other week thus far

[@a.s.1737]

Yes I specifically searched this song cos I watched a video about FTX lol

[@HawkFan30]

He called the current crypto market crash 3 months ago. Man's a genius

[@MrKeplerton]

"crash? What crash? This be but a dip!"

[@frederikjrgensen8270]

everyone knows that a bullmarket will crash eventually you highly ignorant if you stay in for that long. don't take much more than a day to a month to push a price up or down.

[@sprcow]

CardyCoin to the moon

[@bch9204]

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[@CrüentusVI]

Damn, that was one hell of a crash.

[@Super_does]

still absoloutely slaying it

[@nightmaregirl06]

The "Like a Version" riff at the end got me

[@brothgurlegion4229]

your range is crazy good.

[@Kyrantula]

Bruce Springsteen been real quiet since this dropped

[@Certifiable]

JIMMY BARNES! Fucking Boss fans...

[@Thenameispurple]

Hardcore Randy Marsh vibes. Killer you majestic Cardy animal :)

[@Noturbuddyfriend]

Hahahha this is great. This has more of a South Park "now you're a man" vibe to it.

[@dougyboote]

Tom's a time traveler. Look at bitcoin now 🤣

[@alexs.9762]

This aged well. especially about elon musk. lmao

[@bch9204]

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[@aidanmarsham1122]

Even more so now

[@Pos1tr0nic]

As a Free to a Good Home fan... I'm so happy that Aussie funnymen that I like know each other :D

[@klo_88]

this is bloody brilliant hahaha

[@experdivolution]

i wish i could give this 1000 thumbs up

[@1MamaYo]

“Sing about cryptocurrency in the style of Bruce Springsteen”

[@daniel_tenner]

Selling roundabout when this video came out would have been good crypto advice.

[@ewvasquez2001]

Excellent American accent!

[@BarryMcCawkiner]

Bitcoin Man must have disliked this video.

[@rightangletriangle8449]

Disliked don't you mean?

[@BarryMcCawkiner]

@@rightangletriangle8449 Basically the same, but yes, you're right.

[@WhiskyWhims]

Big up to Micahel's tee

[@terrycrichton]

Bitcoin ad played before this

[@godsgiftto3arth]

power balad we never knew we needed

[@catalarusa5894]

"Bitcoin trade is not an actual job... it's just a nerdy way of gambling" Sooooooo true

[@coolmacatrain9434]

Some things hurt more, much more than Coins and Girls

[@sherrishi201]

“MAneeeAnnnn”

[@LegallyDistinctVALISclone]

All that's missing is Clarance Clemons on sax

[@Striker9]

Bgl I had like 5 or 6 bit coins on a hardrive from when bitcoin first started... Can't find that s.o.b. hard drive to save my life...

[@VollSchrillXD]

Wait a minute, Tom wearing Jeans?

[@cinders2894]

Triple J, bringing back good quality shit🤘

[@fadebynightva]

How do you not have 1 mil subscribers already? Each of these are pure gold.

[@ivymike83]

It’s not Tom Carey’s channel

[@fadebynightva]

@@ivymike83 is it not? You mean this whole channel is stolen content?

[@1zipperheaded1]

Fwiw, the owner of this channel says he makes no money off it, just wants to get Tom in front of more ppl. And for some reason, there are songs on this channel that aren’t on Tom’s official. Like this one, for example.

[@MEatHEadedarse]

I wanna see Bruce Springsteen do this live

[@Certifiable]

JIMMY BARNES! Fucking Boss fans...

[@MEatHEadedarse]

@@Certifiable Fair play I've just now heard working class man for the first time and yeah, tune

[@loodlebop]

Pipes on this guy

[@SciVias917]

Would love Midnight Oil to do a cover.

[@DonnyBaker45]

The DVDA “muh-yan”.

[@bucketofmu2331]

Everyone says Springsteen but I hear Meatloaf.

[@MBGroth]

Don't get Springsteen twisted with the legend Jimmy Barnes.

[@SugoiNL]

This got a dislike from 1 bitcoin mahiyain

[@dunstan5207]

Add in the lyrics something like "i'm sure its going to the moon" haha

[@vba2469]

So, how did the singer's vocal cords handle this performance ?

[@laurakoby806]

At first it was funny, but now this song is actually permanently welded in my brain. Is it available for download anywhere?

[@ifnyou]

If you look for "Working Class Man" by Jimmy Barnes you may notice a certain resemblance...

[@gogogogoges]

I Cannot stop wtching this and i have school

[@catika505]

Going to send this to my Bitcoin Man brother when he pisses me off

[@dylancollins780]

I should have listened

[@CapivaraMan]

Didn't know my theme song was in youtube

[@Someone.or.no-one]

HE'S A BITCOIN MAUYN

[@stevemasterson7776]

I feel attacked... lol

[@ganon8835]

why isnt this on toms youtube?

[@blackhatfreak]

Need a new version for NFTs lol

[@TheTrudell93]

Southpark vibes forsure. This is great hahahaha

[@mrhigeji]

This would be the perfect song for Randy

[@whatsup968]

Plus cryptocurrencies are SUPER bad for the environment bc of all the calculations that need to be done. There's just masses of computers chugging away Btw my original source for that knowledge is my comp sci professors with doctorates so that's not pulled out of my ass or from a random internet post they really are bad for the environment

[@tckgkljgfl7958]

Your point is valid, because its true, not because anyone said it. Who sends information is irrelevant to the informations truthvalue.

[@briansmith9455]

I don't have any Bitcoin theories in my butthole, and yes, I checked.

[@96unicorns]

I know a bitcoin man that recently sent his cousin to drive his girlfriend in labour to the hospital because he was busy doing his bitcoin thing...

[@tomaspalomo3495]

"and we will lose everyting because of elon fucking musk" well man u saw the future right there, congrats

[@datumdude9981]

noice

[@richardmangelmann4975]

maaaaiaiannnnn

[@cordanez]

I hope to be a Bitcoin Mayan when I grow up.

[@Certifiable]

GUYS! IT'S A BARNESY TRACK! JIMMY BARNES! WORKING CLASS MAN! 1985! Fucking Springsteen fans...

[@yourstruly2983]

THANK YOU! These comments are driving me NUTS! Damn uneducated kids; don't you make him do another farewell tour!

[@tylerswanson2922]

Oh shit it's Freezo 🤣

[@idioticmage2510]

Bitcoin ma-ha-yan

[@TommyLikeTom]

what the hell is a superanuation?

[@eSuburb]

Pretty much an Australian’s retirement fund.

[@wolfpack9346]

Debating what’s more relevant at this moment , working class man or Satoshi’s Creation , one of them is younger than you ....

[@simonf5706]

Looks like he's a cop

[@icecoldchilipreppers]

He said he wasn't one though...

[@mkalihashiki12]

He looks like a gay man in the Castro (in San Francisco).

[@DGneoseeker1]

1.43 onwards hit hard.

[@xxstratoblasterxx76]

Bitcoin Mayan. Lol

[@desbugfan8429]

0:28

[@MotiviqueStudio]

I didn't know the Mayans had Bitcoin. You might say crypto was a... ridiculous stock...

[@jadelah]

Always amazing! Makes me think what you could do with Matt Stone and Trey Parker.....

[@joshii31]

we all know a bitcoin man lolololol

[@Firesealb99]

its like bruce springsteen+DVDA

[@marinacatica]

With the title I was kinda expecting "Bitcoin man, He's been caught in a bitcoin scam He's been left by his girlfriend His stupidity will never end Whoa whoa oah"

[@sholem_bond]

"...now he's living in his Bitcoin van"

[@aevi3480]

bitcoin MAYEN

[@awarghhhh]

the way man sounds like mine

[@dannymckellow1981]

Comment for the algorithm

[@ElloItsSmee]

Bitcoin Mayun

[@Haexxchen]

I am very disappointed you did notcreate an u/Xx_AssButtKing69-xX for this song.

[@bitcoinman6098]

Why just why 😢😢

[@teodormarkov5921]

HODL HODL HODL

[@Arcian]

CRAEFULGANG

[@Mike23443]

HLOD HLOD HLOD

[@Matthew-e3u7r]

Why does your son look like the postman?

[@momijithelesbianleftie6578]

Good thing your boi just moved out

[@jimmydubdub7413]

Unrealistic - No mention of Anime

[@L__Y]

Is he also a cop?

[@jimmybludd]

He said he’s definitely not a cop