Been watching this guy for years..:never gets old.. thanks Jesse for all the laughs you da best
@BitHead10002 күн бұрын
Thanks Brrother!
@gameboy_colorful70783 күн бұрын
Thanks for making videos for us the past 14 years. We love you, bithead! God bless you and your family.
@BitHead10002 күн бұрын
14! I can't believe it.
@gameboy_colorful70782 күн бұрын
@ I’ll be here next year for the 15 anniversary special.
@zachary_attackery2 күн бұрын
Jesus, I'm 40 and that means I've been watching this since I was 26! I've practically a grown up with Yessie
@gameboy_colorful70782 күн бұрын
@@zachary_attackery I just turned 28 and have been watching since age 14. I’ve watched bithead for half of my whole life.
@jefflindquist61383 күн бұрын
It's always a good day when you get a new bithead 1000 video !!! 🙂
@scramblesthedeathdealer2 күн бұрын
💯
@HossmcpizzaКүн бұрын
This is the only KZbinr without a fake smile in your face, dude is the last bastion of keeping it real and not placating people with fake nonsense, life can be balls let’s face it together!
@TheMightyOdin3 күн бұрын
I was going to go to bed, it’s 5:30 am but I’m here for this now.
@livefreeprintguns12 сағат бұрын
I love that the coffee cup warmer has become official BitHead lore.
@scramblesthedeathdealer3 күн бұрын
A new BitHead1000 episode always brings a smile to my face. 👍
@PSYK0MANT1S3 күн бұрын
I have the arcade board of Twin Eagle 2. It’s complete mayhem indeed. So much 80s cheese, metal, destruction, and especially badassery! Hell yeah!
@OUTLAWinTX3 күн бұрын
I just finished the video lol. Woke up at 615am on a Saturday for work. Listened to this through my morning route. Thanks brotha. From Burleson Texas -Mark-
@VenjerSixx.2 күн бұрын
The amount of enjoyment you bring to the world can we for one second count up all the hours you have brought to the world --
@BitHead10002 күн бұрын
I’ll do it for you. 1,100 shows at an average of 1 hour per show. That’s 1100/24. You could sit down and watch for 45 days straight. And then we would put you in a straight jacket
@MulkyrJohnny3 күн бұрын
It's 6:30am here, what a good way to wake up !
@MR.AIRWALK3 күн бұрын
Mee toooo 🎉
@matthewwhite7773 күн бұрын
Same here😂
@OfficialCesarValdez3 күн бұрын
“…guys I got nothing today!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chuck3354Күн бұрын
Let's get Bithead over 100k subs this year! Recommend to friends and elderly family members
@chrisr0243 күн бұрын
I sleep on my back with my arms crossed on my chest like I'm in a coffin . My wife thinks I'm weird. i tell her im preparing for the end
@BitHead10002 күн бұрын
Hahahahaha
@jacobbaranowski3 күн бұрын
Ps Jj is from What Is Happening TV show Good morning Jessie, tank you for your entertainment content, the best channel one youtub with a 4k face
@schwartsbruder3 күн бұрын
What a great way to wake me up with an early in the morning bithead rant that i wasn't expecting?
@chriswilson933115 сағат бұрын
I had one of those water snakes when I was a kid. I remember it breaking open, the smell of the liquid inside was horrendous! I can still smell it 😵💫
@ratelvis11 сағат бұрын
I remember watching one of your videos at work when you were passing a bunch of Deloreons parked in some lot. Got in trouble for watching on company time, tried to tell them I was testing the internet speed by the quality of the video (I worked for Time Warner Cable at the time), lets just say they didn’t buy it. Keep up the amazing work, brother!
@davidcarmichael40063 күн бұрын
Surprise attack OST is done by the Gradius composer. Bithead in the arcade!
@BitHead10002 күн бұрын
Oh...thats interesting
@MasterRoshi89743 күн бұрын
Morning Wood for Bithead1000
@SJM_yt2 күн бұрын
Happy New Year Bithead! Here’s to many more videos of youtubes best channel in 2025.
@BitHead10002 күн бұрын
Happy new year!
@deadwafflez96852 күн бұрын
Hahahaha! When the turret popped out and got him I lost it.
@tionik062 күн бұрын
I'll have to try surprise attack. Looks like a futuristic Shinobi type game. Beautiful music.
@deadwafflez96853 күн бұрын
Kids are still asleep, time to enjoy the best video game program on the planet!
@KoolAidBuzz3 күн бұрын
The NEXT time you lose your arm! Come on Jesse I only got one left!!!
@kentendo442 күн бұрын
As a Diesel mechanic and Hi-rail inspector thanks for your show. I have been watching since you put your girl in her place for destorying your game collection.
@BitHead10002 күн бұрын
Thanks brother. I hope you have a great new year.
@mastersofurmouth2 күн бұрын
Holy shit. Twin Eagle 2 really needs to come to home consoles!
@tionik062 күн бұрын
Get her the motorcycle and you're soon free.
@DDRHeretiC2 күн бұрын
You have started thinking beyond 3d space. conglaturations
@OrthodoxReview3 күн бұрын
The best part of waking up is Bithead amd some coffee
@xzavierFlock2 күн бұрын
best content
@johnnybanes13892 күн бұрын
The coffee squench is tough on this one!! Lol
@jordanb77892 күн бұрын
Almost 100K!
@mumfnah4 сағат бұрын
That Konami Surprise Attack is a good looking game, on the Switch too so think I'll buy that and give it a play through. Just looked up that 'Mover' power up; The other power-up is the "Mover Fuel", which resembles a pair of air tanks and surrounds John in an electric barrier upon pickup, granting him temporary invincibility, dealing damage to enemies on contact, and allowing him to freely fly for a short period of time. Some later areas have several Mover Fuels in them, but it can only be used once per level, and once picked up, all the rest will gray out and become unusable for the rest of the level. Additionally, picking up the Mover Fuel is penalized by the removal of a special bonus at the end of the stage.
@BitHead1000Сағат бұрын
So, you’re on a first name basis with John?
@mumfnahСағат бұрын
@BitHead1000 I didn't even know the blokes name was John. I call everyone John
@Alexinytown3 күн бұрын
Coffee warmers are good for candles too. Yeah I know, but it makes work smell better because some days it stinks and HR isn't up my ass about having open flames in the office.
@rickjames92563 күн бұрын
I love this guy. Freaking hilarious 😂😂😂
@TheGemini52 күн бұрын
That wrestling game was released here as Saturday Night Slam Masters! Such a blast in the arcade with 4 players!
@PunkNDisorderlyGamer3 күн бұрын
I got a 2014 Kawasaki ninja 300 top speed is about 108, once I got it up to 110, super fun.
@BitHead10002 күн бұрын
I bet the redline is like 14,000!
@211inprogress3 күн бұрын
Happy New Year. All the best for 2025, roll on 100,000. 🥳
@blake661510 сағат бұрын
Happy new year!
@mattbtv3 күн бұрын
Surprise Attack came outta nowhere at the end there. It’s just like coming home from a long day at work and getting immediately blasted by problems. Never saw that one before, awesome find. That third stage music was a banger, must’ve taken a bag of quarters to get that far back in the day.
@RealisticFishing3 күн бұрын
Unsolicited advice is the worst 😅
@thebackyardairgunner87762 күн бұрын
Video Games on Picture Picture Time ! ! I'M IN ! !!
@GASHPAN3 күн бұрын
That space-themed Shinobi / Rolling Thunder type game at the end looked pretty good Konami on fire. GG!
@animalmother80372 күн бұрын
I used to have a cigarette fresh out of the gym. It was my reward for working so hard. Amazing how a cigarettes could help fix most of lifes problems 😂
@hendo3372 күн бұрын
You don't need a womb, they have a thing called float tanks or sensory deptivation tanks. They fill warm comfy water with tons of salt ao you are neutral bouyant and you lay i. There either with lights and relaxing music or dark and silent. Close your eyes and you are totally relaxed with zero pressure points or discomfort.
@thesolidsnakealpha3 күн бұрын
Remember: Bithead1000 and Macklemore have never been seen in the same room at the same time.
@zachary_attackery2 күн бұрын
Or Orange Cassidy
@SaberToothGary2 күн бұрын
Put a window on it... womb with a view!! Hey, I live like 45 minutes from Bowling Green, OH (just inside Michigan). I told ya before, if you come out to the National Pulls sometime, I got'cha. LOVE the fuggin channel, bro... CHEERS!!
@DanglyLingham3 күн бұрын
Pretencious french horn player!!! I legit LOL'd.
@chadzulu43282 күн бұрын
Dude, I was exactly the same way about ordering food when I was young!
@jacearmfield97973 күн бұрын
I'm here at 3:30 in the morning, nothing better to do.
@jordanb77892 күн бұрын
Love you BitHead. Keep it up!
@BitHead10002 күн бұрын
Thanks brother!
@martygun32862 күн бұрын
Another one of my other fun bikes was a Suzuki 1100
@MaestroDrake3 күн бұрын
As soon as I saw TE2, I just want a King of the Monsters crossover.
@BitHead10002 күн бұрын
Hahahhahaha! Right
@DDRHeretiC3 күн бұрын
I would buy this neighborhood for beginners. Who knew living in a neighborhood where 50% of the people did meth would be real fucked!
@MrBacchus182 күн бұрын
Nothing is more real than the "you gotta" bit. My wife commands me to do something and I'm like hell no and then there is a big fight. But if she approached it nicer, I'd pull a hamstring running to do what she asks.
@DDRHeretiC2 күн бұрын
Approaching it nicer can be manipulation. I know when someone is speaking nice words that are meant to try and control. I call it witchcraft, you don't genuinely appreciate the person you just know how to act nice to get what you want. I am not saying your wife does this, just something I noticed that most humans do. If you tell them no and they don't get offended, they most likely appreciate you.. If they even remotely blow a gasket, it was an act.
@MrBacchus182 күн бұрын
@ Most times what she asks it is reasonable, it can all be in tone of voice. The old you catch more flies with sugar than vinegar. Whether she's nice or harsh she still wants something from you.
@asrarfazli77682 күн бұрын
Great show man. Lots of facts in this video. How about a shed make over video when the time is right maybe some more room for more nes lol
@merlip803 күн бұрын
Happy new year Jesse.l always imagine your wife watching one of your vids and immediately filing for divorce 😂😂
@zachary_attackery2 күн бұрын
You and Andrew Dice Clay are the only 2 people my wife ever laughs at. We're both from Kentucky and been watching since the channel started. It feels like Long Island trash and hillbillies from the South are essentially the same kind of people just with different accents.
@BitHead10002 күн бұрын
That’s the whole truth brother.
@ImAllOuttaBubblegum3 күн бұрын
That TikTok lady is right. All men need is peace, serenity and respect from a woman. I dont even care much about sex nowadays, screw it. Just give me respect and quite.
@DDRHeretiC3 күн бұрын
I want an equally yoked female that also wants her guts rearranged like a game with randomly generated levels.
@martygun32862 күн бұрын
Yamaha RD 350 was awesome
@BugbearMadness3 күн бұрын
At the bar we call them experts lol 😂 And there's an expert for every F'ing thing! 🤣😆
@QCJSiteB2 күн бұрын
I was in Massachusetts once, went to some breakfast joint everyone recommended. Never been to this town or this joint in my life. Waiting in the long line I could tell it was just like what you mentioned, super quick everyone knew exactly what to say. When it was my turn I was fumbling through the order, and about 5-7 seconds in, the guy told me to go away, and just screamed "NEXT!". New England people suck.
@ChrisGhysel3 күн бұрын
Guzzler... Ok... Chuckle...
@BikerBenny3 күн бұрын
3:19 ✊🏼💨💨💨❤️❤️❤️❤️
@Chris_LastnameКүн бұрын
Electron level employee's, running the fan for 5 days straight, haha, those poor buggers need a rest. love your imagination
@benjaminbutler77373 күн бұрын
Hope you had a top Christmas Bithead, hope 25 is the best for you .
@nixpix442 күн бұрын
3d print some bean bags for your island, get rid of Gilligan's chairs
@PabstOban2 күн бұрын
That game was Shinobi in space.
@gageboy143 күн бұрын
LOL!!
@steviepaperboy1542 күн бұрын
Happy new year Bithead from Scotland. Xx. Ps im not gay
@BitHead10002 күн бұрын
Happy new year!!
@themailman33313 күн бұрын
I’ve wanted to know the name of this game forever. Is it available for purchase on any of the system’s digital stores?
@BitHead10002 күн бұрын
I dont know
@Libraryking903 күн бұрын
I see ya at 2 am on the west coast😎😎
@jonathanshultz42442 күн бұрын
If you ever make it to bowlingreen Ohio stop in to spots subs great phillycheese steak
@djklink200093 күн бұрын
I sleep on my stomach, I am a monster 😁 😏don't do it btw , back ache for the rest of your life 😬
@MaestroDrake3 күн бұрын
44:16 so close.
@maxw59003 күн бұрын
WHERES THE ENGINE?
@martygun32862 күн бұрын
I love sleep
@ToiletPunisher383 күн бұрын
Can you smoke and drink in every episode? I wish everything I watched had the host smoking and drinking. Also, do you want tractor and truck pull shirts? I live in Gods country where we do them all summer.
@BitHead10002 күн бұрын
Oh god yes!!!!!
@kentendo442 күн бұрын
Build the engine...
@asrarfazli77682 күн бұрын
Were you bithead as kid I think you were lol
@Ronsilk-pu5hr2 күн бұрын
Are you still watching Cindy the baboon?
@toonswap8511Күн бұрын
If I won that much money at once I probably wouldn't last too much longer given the degeneracy and debauchery I'd partake in... but I'd be sure u leave you a cool 5 mil before I kicked it.
@TheRestartPoint2 күн бұрын
That Konami game is awesome, basically a total Shinobi rip off but thats cool there weren't enough Shinobi rip offs!
@MrTuco403 күн бұрын
Bithead, love the show but if i could make a suggestion, please tone down the language as it offends my wife and daughter. Also please consider not smoking since my son has started after watching you.
@chrisr0243 күн бұрын
Lol
@upclosepersonal3 күн бұрын
I thought this show was already rated PG when he took out the cock cabinet in the back. Em...Em..
@DDRHeretiC3 күн бұрын
@@upclosepersonal I never noticed. It became so engrained into my brain I just assumed it was there.
@BitHead10002 күн бұрын
Ok. I'll wear high heels and a skirt too. Get off my SHOW!!
@211inprogress2 күн бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's a Good one. 👍
@Clitcommander50003 күн бұрын
I just love hearing every molecule of that coffee go down your throat. Great mic..
@211inprogress2 күн бұрын
@@Clitcommander5000 Dude that sounds so creepy. 😆
@notwithouthumour12853 күн бұрын
Man Called Red Thunderbolt kzbin.info/www/bejne/infZqWumfa2HeMUsi=7DebRi6L-Yj2cBuO