Black People Can’t Even Take A Nap In Peace | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

[@error404blah]

"The last time they had a dream we had to let them vote, get over here quick!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐

[@TheNefastor]

sucksqueezebangblow it's funny because it's true.

[@janhanchenmichelsen2627]

Excellent writing!

[@sherlocksmuuug6692]

*whole police department of Ferguson mobilizes*

[@ahmadahmed214]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@queensheba-m3430]

sucksqueezebangblow LMBOOOOOOOO im dead

[@francisbarraclough959]

I'm exhausted by the US

[@kaybonsu7731]

The Fox shithole country

[@SusanHopkinson]

Signed, The Rest of the World 😫

[@cjwillz]

I feel so sad for that country

[@haruhiuchiha2063]

Hey they at least make the news interesting to watch 😄

[@MrAllesEd]

what a shithole country

[@angelgray8899]

As a women of colour I am so freaking glad I don't live in the US

[@kaybonsu7731]

Angel Gray shithole country

[@olujumoke6112]

Babe racism happen everywhere blacks aren’t the majority or don’t have a say. But US is too much. It’s frustrating😔😞

[@mademoiselledelaforet6789]

andrew kruck as long as it's not amerikkka than its fine

[@Luame4529]

Angel Gray me too I live in London and I my partner is black but he never get arrested....when I passe near police we say Hi!!! Normal thing...

[@whitneyhouston114]

Brixton??

[@richiedeadsix]

"The last time they had a dream" and that "Cosby joke" were sooo on point. This show has excellent writers.

[@twaggytheatricks4960]

Agreed. Excellent writers, and they got a pretty darn good guy for the delivery. What a team!

[@DecadeofDecay]

In my country you can be sued if you call the police for no good reason. What about America?

[@aishwaryajaipuriar9038]

Really? Which country are you from?

[@A_swarm_of_bees_]

@@aishwaryajaipuriar9038 mayby Germany

[@sunsme3243]

@@aishwaryajaipuriar9038 for a lot of European countries is like this

[@charliem.p.4864]

'I take your booos and put them in my jar" ahaha I love you Noah!!

[@Neburlas123]

Charlie M.P. mean????

[@riy99bl90]

Haha. I wonder how he comes up with these so fast!😀

[@charliem.p.4864]

TRUST GOD not sure what you don't get, buddy

[@MsVorpalBlade]

I am definitely using "I take your (----) and put them in my jar"

[@blastman2154]

Charlie M.P. Its more like Ooooh.

[@oceanwest4537]

Honeslty its sad , but im not surprised about what happens in the US now

[@oceanwest4537]

hahahha lol

[@archaontheeverchosen539]

shurednichso lmfao

[@bearheart2009]

'Now'? now everyone has a camera on their cell phone yeah.

[@dwn144]

ocean west This is America

[@babyyoda4294]

Hahahaha....only in the USA.😂😂😂😂😂😂. Shameful...the action of a few gives the whole world a bad impression of America regarding this issue and its sad.

[@lisachivanga5031]

Trevor come back home before white people call the police on you for being too savage on TV 😂

[@cynthp4]

Lisa Chivanga 😂

[@quinnyekiso9958]

😂😂😂😂 makabuye!

[@racer817]

I agree....

[@TorontoASUS]

That sounds very racist

[@zamokuhlesokhulu2786]

we are tired he must come back home simkhumbule

[@Vix_Vi]

How do you get police to come to a lady sleeping? I wanna hear that call.

[@lh2o748]

Vixrotre right ???

[@kutlwanomalema7990]

Shirin being from SA that’s probably factsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@mitchdc3998]

By saying it's a strange lady, the report is extremely vague and bias towards making it a racial story.

[@TheNefastor]

Golfing too slowly ??? Is that even a thing ?

[@Misierbobo]

Jean Roch Pretty much. There are Golf marshals who monitor the overall pace of the game. If you're taking too long or you are in a larger group, good etiquette dictates that you let the players waiting behind you move along. My guess is things must have escalated when they were asked to speed things up or let the other players pass ahead of them.

[@strikevince14]

check the story before you speak. they did nothing wrong, it was an excuse to call the police

[@Misierbobo]

Vincent Reich I'm not saying they are to be blamed. I was merely stating there is such a thing as golfing too slowly and it is usually the cause of some friction amongst different group of golfers.

[@wendyp8488]

Misierbobo your guess is completely incorrect making your post worthless

[@Misierbobo]

Wendy P Guesses tend to be incorrect. To be clear, golfing too slowly is a common complaint. What is unheard of is calling the police over that. Most golfers tend to resolve this non issue amicably among themselves. Again at no point am I saying that the women are responsible.

[@John_C_J]

2:49 "Kim Jong-Un who was really excellent..." That guy turned and was like "Is this guy for real?"

[@thetrustysidekick3013]

Wasn't it just a few months ago he was calling him "Rocket Man"?

[@wulfsaga2]

'Wow they even bring hollywood actor to greet us!' 'Actually that is the president!' '.........Can we go back?'

[@jkchannel3149]

i know its funny, but you shouldnt joke like that... even a dog wouldnt go back there

[@wulfsaga2]

If i cant joke about it then i am already in north korea

[@jkchannel3149]

kid, dont!

[@lsarenkir]

kid, yes !

[@xxxtemptation2323]

Big fan noah

[@a_bb_a6356]

The “I have a dream reference” is absolutely golden

[@rymdalkis]

Can we just put America on time-out for a while?

[@llilly6191]

rymdalkis or just throw the whole country away

[@lylyewilan6724]

Congrats, now you got what you asked for 😂

[@BeNothingg]

Calling the police on a woman because she was playing golf too slow..... The caucasity 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@sabriele]

Yeah, because I'm totally gonna break into someone's dorm just to sleep... like c'mon lady it's not even winter

[@bill2841]

sabriele it was a common room genius

[@sabriele]

William Dennis isn’t a common room part of the dorm? At least that’s what it is where I live. And just in case it isn’t clear, I’m calling out the stupid white girl who decided to call the cops on someone sleeping... if someone truly was an intruder, they wouldn’t break into a common room just to take a nap.

[@navidds]

ok just change the "someone's dorm" to "dorms common room" there, still the same effect.

[@anujmchitale]

Even if it's a common room or a personal room, calling cops directly before even trying to wake up the person just shows how afraid and pathetic the person is. Yes I use the word "pathetic" with good thought. Legal systems serve their purpose but not trying to take care of the situation at the most primary level, is indeed pathetic. The excuse used will be, "What if the sleeping person had a gun?". This logic can apply to any random person on the street. So are you gonna call the cops on each of them. And it turns out US cops shoot and pull out guns for any bs reason. So are you gonna call the cops on cops? LOL.

[@SSKMusicBeats]

The common room makes it even worse, lol thats like having a nap in your living room, what kinda liberty is that when you cant catch a living room nap?

[@Schoolty.laughs]

Wow... some of the best jokes I've heard on this show ...and all in a row!

[@LukeWatts85]

That's right! We're not playing today!!

[@DanielleMoore_artist]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ralfoster5753]

Poor poor world.

[@TKM11370]

Ralf Oster *America

[@rudics8908]

Ralf Oster yup

[@terenterenteren8301]

White people.

[@trustfund82]

This is America.

[@adoniscreed4031]

Oh guys... America is far from being the most racist country out there, its just that some Americans do some outrageously racist shit sometimes 😂 fuck racism...

[@NikhilSingh-mk9kc]

This is America..?

[@channel-op6jz]

Nikhil Singh yes THIS is a American tv show

[@denius6123]

Nikhil Singh Yes its America.... you cant sleep in some areas but can eat beef in all areas

[@kevinnelson6070]

Denius Unless you're in India town or little india or whatever.

[@noopursaxena7569]

Kevin Nelson every country

[@emmafoster2438]

Don't catch you slippin up

[@AdityaMahat]

Donald Trump in his campaign said "The world is laughing at us". I think he was referring to what his presidency would be like if he becomes one.

[@GrahamChapman]

Nah, we were actually laughing at you way before that. I think we began around George Bush Sr.'s era. However, our laughs have become both louder _and_ gotten stuck in our throats ever since Spanky entered office.

[@rephan5824]

His 'performance' at the U.N was a prime example why we, being the rest of the world, are laughing at the US. Really this is your guy? Really tariffs on allies? I am suprised he is still POTUS after 'i believe Putin over my own agencies'. Imagine if Obama or even Bush jr. said that 😂🤣😂 *MAGA = MORONS ARE GOVERNING AMERICA*

[@nihilisticnegro4219]

As a black man (Nigerian), I can say without a stutter that prejudice is a human condition. There really is no US vs THEM. Bias is ubiquitous, it's everywhere through time. There are no blameless good guys. Police brutality, sexism, racism, xenophobia, tribalism, antisemiticm religious killings etc all stem from the same condition, prejudice. The sooner we all start seeing the bigger picture, and attempting to recognize the grander problem rather than pitch camps when it's convenient to fit a growing rhetoric or appear the sinless the victim, the better for humanity.

[@zafan3280]

However it seems that prejudice has been profitable to a certain race in a rather skewed fashion. So evidence suggests otherwise

[@nihilisticnegro4219]

An holistic assessment would reveal prejudice is actually favors the majority and/or more powerful & as an extension, has the minority and/or less powerful as it primary sufferers. The whites are the majority in America, other monorities are naturally more likey to suffer from racism. It isn't necessarily a white-people problem. This is true of predominantly Black, Muslim , Christian , Patriarchal societies etc where whichever race, faction, tribe, religious group, gender, cult is the minority (and/ less powerful) is the likely to suffer. The recent Myanmar crisis is testament to this. It's been around since the beginning of time.

[@victroiki7321]

When you say so much but you say nothing at all....

[@nihilisticnegro4219]

lol

[@not88responding]

Ojumu Samuel Amen

[@NewMessage]

When the Oooo jar is full, he gets a free latte from Starbucks. Better send a white intern to claim it, though.

[@scropi1000]

Did she at least get expelled? Why isn't anything ANYTHING any form of consequence is happening I can't even laugh at the jokes anymore

[@cherchehacknostale]

Camillia Stomsvic Expell for having bias and being scared ? Too harsh don't you think ? Expelling her won't change anything to her view of thinking and the university might have lost a great student. I think she just should have a week of racism awareness and explain why she was feeling this way + excuses

[@nidaa1179]

laura vigne I think its more important to be a good person than a great student and racist. Racism should not be excused. Maybe expelled is too harsh but she certainly deserved a suspension.

[@cherchehacknostale]

Nidaa Ahmad Of course it's important to be a good person. University is where you learn to grow as an adult, you learn which values you deeply care about and know yourself better. Do you really think that by giving her a suspension it would change her behaviour ? We need to talk to her, make her aware of the racism black people face everyday and know why she acted that way and maybe it will change her view on black people. I don't think that giving a sanction without teaching is a good solution. It's like punishing a kid, not make him understand what he did wrong but just saying "it's bad".

[@scropi1000]

But she isn't a kid she is an active member of society at the doors of adulthood I don't consider someone legally able to drive and drink a child, her actions led to an oblivious innocent person to be terrified, treated badly, put in handcuffs for the colour of her skin this isn't lack of judgement this is textbook racism and I didn't mean only this case every other story reported nothing happened, if people were held accountable for their actions the shackles of white supremacy would be tightened even if it is superficial but it would stop these poor young men and women for living such experience, Nina Simone once said " the worst thing about this kind of prejudice is that while you feel hurt and angry and all the rest of it, it feeds your self doubt. You start thinking perhaps I am not good enough." I am certain that girt is just as much worthy as any body else.

[@alanomaly]

laura vigne I don't know about the US but in many countries "wasting police time" is a crime, as is making hoax emergency calls. She made a malicious emergency call when there was no emergency, to get someone in trouble. I'd hope she was prosecuted the same as someone who makes a fake emergency call to, say, get their ex in trouble.

[@oktavianoihzafahreza8678]

now black people know that sleep is illegal

[@Trickshot72]

Black people are being used by powerful white people to help them maintain their power. Who do you think wrote the words for this black presenter to say? Why do you think the establishment attacked Kanye for telling black people to think freely? Blacks are still in bondage. Democrats will only pretend to like them as long as they do as they're told. Wake up!

[@christopherg2347]

@Colin Morgan: "Slavery was a choice" != "Ignore shit happens" != "Think freely"

[@strikevince14]

wait, so the presenter talking abt an event where someone was racist means that we are controlled? thanks, everything makes sense now. wow white ppl can really be clueless

[@oktavianoihzafahreza8678]

ChasdielOfTheEnd of course sleep is not illegal I just make funny comments mate

[@oktavianoihzafahreza8678]

Colin Morgan I think you should cek out this mate

[@emmanueltlou4223]

Every time I see these kind of stories, I thank my lucky stars I am black in South Africa and not in Trumptydumptystan.

[@freeme2728]

"The last time they had a dream we let them voting" Bravo!!!!!! :)

[@SuperPirate18]

The last time they had a dream we had to let them vote

[@mehrj.3041]

I wish they would show their faces so at least they could be shamed

[@Anhedonia11]

Never thought I’d say this but I’m so glad I’m not American

[@fatimaelmcharfi5842]

"The last Time they had a dream we had to let them vote get over here quick..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@josynaemikohler6572]

Wasn't Kim Jong Un the guy, who imprisoned them in the first place? How nice of him, to release them after several years. And we probably must have the cops constantly on our University, since... well there are always students sleeping. I have seen 911 called once, and that was not because the person was sleeping, but because he was unresponding, so you have a legitimate health concern.

[@ДимитърИванов-д3ш]

Josy Naemi Köhler well to be fair, they were spies in his contry

[@mademoiselledelaforet6789]

THANK YOU GOD I DON'T LIVE IN AMERIKKKA!!!

[@Princess-ym3bd]

The last time they had a dream, we had to let them vote

[@noire9601]

@1:00 the martin luther king jr reference 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Very nice!

[@CrazyMunky84]

There's a hole in his Starbucks joke. Starbucks was willing to sell those men coffee. The issue was they weren't buying any.

[@BPDHANA]

1:34 Hillarious and pretty offensive ..and yet impressive! 😂😂

[@saintmoses252]

TDS is not playing today. Excellent writing. Superb!!!!!

[@oscar3lemence657]

Is not about the report, its the reporters integrity.

[@mangamango2350]

I should have called the police on the number of fellow students who either slept through boring lectures, in the library, cafeteria. study hall, field trips and graduation ceremonies! while I and others had to endure their seismic level snoring!!!

[@Excludos]

MangaMango 2 Depends tho? Were they black? If not then it's ok

[@davidgordon9962]

I truly agree with you. 💯

[@kurobushi7746]

"the last time we let them dream we had to let them vote" 💀💀💀

[@shifanabukeera86]

For those black folks who think they are exeptional , because they haven't been in these situations. This affects all of us.

[@player1111ful]

Americans

[@jmkbee5334]

‘Last time we let them dream ....’. Trevor Noah you are a genius!

[@m1chaelcw1ls0n]

...'white privilege' is getting out of control!

[@vazak11]

Amazing responses.

[@pixiniarts]

Watching the original video... Its not the fault of the campus police, they were called and had to respond, as they aren't psychic they had no idea who was in the building or whether they were meant to be on campus... Now the student on the other hand who gave the report is a is probably unstable or a racist, but they couldn't know that OR ignore the call. Lolade Siyonbola the student (sleeping on a common room couch with the lights off while somehow working on a paper) initially refused to give ID in the video she is being unhelpful, belligerent, and evasive pointlessly escalating the situation, all the campus police needed to do was verify she was a student and meant to be there. There were problems with her ID, and dispatch had trouble locating her student ID again not really the fault of the campus police but a clerical error. Watching the video of the incident the police were calm, polite, professional and respectful. So how do you think the situation should be handled...? 'Is that campus police? There is someone sleeping in the building...' 'Are they a person of colour?' 'Uh?... Yeah...' 'Well they probably have every right to be there'

[@MrRcama]

The writing is getting better! 😂😂😂😂

[@REMOFILWEremoo]

Trevor come back home

[@Hailstormful]

Trevor got savage in that segment, I almost choked on my beer...

[@catgilfillan2991]

That Cosby joke! 👌

[@animelytical8354]

These jokes were hilarious. The sleeping whukr driving bit, the Cosby bit, the Airlines bit

[@ruberthablackman3949]

Wth ratings and hostages smh

[@garfieldpink8132]

"The lAst time they have a dream we had to let them vote " I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sacchidanand]

Spirit Airlines - A North Korean labor camp in Air.

[@spunz83ify]

The dream bit, the starbucks bit and the cosby bit. Someone call the cops this black comedian is killin' !!!

[@ahm4982]

Really Yale ..... Really!!!!!

[@jdprettynails]

"I take your OOOHs and I put them in my jar!" 😂😂

[@d3r4g45]

A woman calls the cops for her sleeping.. A woman manager in Starbucks calls the cops... Notice the pattern here?

[@Saynotoclipontiescch]

Are you suggesting it was the same one person with a vendetta to get people into trouble?

[@leeeastwood6368]

yeah, white women wanna make cheap phone calls!!

[@d3r4g45]

Michael Lewis I'm suggesting male student or manager wouldn't do this shit

[@MarkRemmington]

A "lady" called cops on a black family having a bbq...

[@d3r4g45]

eardey ohnson women are making unnecessary drama over nothing

[@vicj9256]

"Last time they had a dream, we had to let them vote." So good, almost peed my pants laughing!

[@JhoRPG]

as one great black childish man did say... THIS IS AMERICA

[@Saadkhan87]

Its very sad and troubling

[@aminabouarara4436]

Donald is so creepy

[@rn7961]

.Trevor Noah is a delight to watch. Sharp, hilarious and humane.

[@mariocosta8822]

USA ...

[@theexperiment9571]

She should sue her. For real.

[@sharjawee]

This is america

[@qualix7]

I don’t know... once I found a homeless man sleeping outside my door, blocking my way to our apartment stairs (apartment was below ground level). I can’t even remember his race, but I think he was white. I felt pretty threatened.

[@pemalhamo5368]

Hehe..3 am rating🤗😅

[@coolwater55]

Noah!!!!! "The last time they had a dream we had to give them a vote" Priceless.

[@sapnasrinivasan6809]

outta be cautious of some (not all) white women with cellphones xD

[@christopherg2347]

Why do racism appoligist now try to muddy the water by throwing mysognistic arguments in the room?

[@rrkwarmonger]

Christopher G she is not white.

[@sapnasrinivasan6809]

gillysuit2 I included (not all) for people who I knew wouldn't get it also for reference next time - racism is being prejudiced against an entire group of people based on the actions of a small subset that don't exactly represent them

[@Ming1975]

If I was the cop called in I would arrest the caller.

[@anydae]

Okay and.... what's new???

[@emmajr8812]

"I take your OOS and put them in my jar" 😂😂

[@BoUnTY1233]

even sleeping you get arrested.

[@tilaNmanx]

Trevor's on fire!!

[@germandragon8136]

Trevor is KILLING IT holy shit :D

[@skyhikes]

Was it racially motivated or that was paranoid by anyone sleeping in her room and doesn't recognize?

[@vwilliams8275]

It wasn't her room. And from everything I've read you need an ID card/key to get in.

[@jimsvideos7201]

The first act of this one was utterly on fire, and the rest was their usual good work.

[@rijanisar5238]

One should give the credit where it is due keeping personal hate aside .

[@sandernista6499]

They should name and shame the people that make these calls, so next time they wont do it

[@gilanapatrick]

This is ridiculous.

[@runnert6012]

It is about time that Americans stop this nonsense of racial discriminations. Yale needs to address racial profiling & I hope that lady who called the will get a fine for wasting police time & she needs to review her white privilege & keep it check if she can't control herself. This is not first time she calls the police on innocent black person. She did it to another male black student. What is going on??????

[@LukeWatts85]

This is still one of his best months later! "That's right! We're not playing today!"

[@nunomiguelrodrigueseugenio6548]

"Last time they had a dream they vote"..... Outstanding creativity and imagination..... Salute

[@mdrzn]

So many good jokes in a row! We're not playing today!

[@eemelipulkkinen197]

Black person: smiles at a meme Karen: where is the police?!

[@ekdoteencharpanch1871]

This is 2 years old and nothing changed

[@mattjohnston2]

That's right, we're not playing today! Oh man, I cracked there!

[@samo425]

Trevor you never fail to make me laugh 😂😂😂

[@dewaldt8104]

Yeah you are getting angry over something mild.

[@CharisMarieTV]

I LOVE TREVOR!!!

[@Lunat1K_Fr]

this country is simply amazing : "last time they had a dream we had to let them vote" XDDDDDDDDDDDDD, amazing!!

[@michaelfarrell4824]

Was that golf club charged with wasting police time?

[@danielsabum8323]

I said it before, it does matter

[@vihaze6725]

The writer who came up with the line "The last time they had a dream, we had to let them vote" deserves a raise, an employee of the month award and a personal blessing from Jesus himself.

[@littlemissymissy9507]

Hahaha, 🤣😂 the last time they had a dream we have to let them vote🤣😂 Trevor, you make my day😁

[@cesarmilo2704]

wow the apprentice guy is the president? is this a dream? 🤔🤣🤣

[@gststg64849]

The Starbucks bit was hilarious

[@SajidNadeem1]

This was the very first time I didn't miss Jon Stewart on the show 😂