Even Famous Black People Are Being Racially Profiled | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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Ving Rhames reveals that cops confronted him at gunpoint at his own home, the TSA amps up monitoring of U.S. passengers, and a zoo in Egypt disguises a donkey as a zebra.
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@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 жыл бұрын
We don't have the right to complain about the zebra.... We painted a fake President orange.
@AJRestoration
@AJRestoration 6 жыл бұрын
Get a life bro
@olusinajoyce6379
@olusinajoyce6379 6 жыл бұрын
New Message 😂😂😂😂😂
@vsmoonchildmahir283
@vsmoonchildmahir283 5 жыл бұрын
True
@pierrebahl4423
@pierrebahl4423 4 жыл бұрын
Why you target Trump??? Trump had a black girlfriend two years???
@a.demifemiflapo5795
@a.demifemiflapo5795 3 жыл бұрын
Fake President is gone 🤣
@johnnytightlips7501
@johnnytightlips7501 6 жыл бұрын
You know cause burglars open the door for the police
@sciencenerd777
@sciencenerd777 5 жыл бұрын
I mean that's common sense right??...
@tandilevuyo
@tandilevuyo 6 жыл бұрын
Zebra. Not Zeebra. Dont name them, if you dont have them😂😂
@briobrio6047
@briobrio6047 6 жыл бұрын
TashGal101 r u born in Africa
@tandilevuyo
@tandilevuyo 6 жыл бұрын
Brio Brio yep
@_aragornyesyes_7171
@_aragornyesyes_7171 5 жыл бұрын
He’s wrong it’s actually zeegra
@Jesushchrist401
@Jesushchrist401 5 жыл бұрын
Zeebra
@Lwazinhlabathi
@Lwazinhlabathi 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jesushchrist401 if you don't have them don't name them
@HopeIsFleeting
@HopeIsFleeting 6 жыл бұрын
'Which, by the way, is how you say it'. BURN!
@mounikakulkarni119
@mounikakulkarni119 6 жыл бұрын
I was expecting sometime like "...years later I foundout it was just a ox!?" Man that was a plot twist
@PrinceAce5201
@PrinceAce5201 5 жыл бұрын
Very sad plot twist.
@dropmelon
@dropmelon 6 жыл бұрын
You know, in my country people can be fined or jailed in some cases for prank calling 999 (911 for my country) and calling this number for trivial things because they're wasting their time. When I was younger, I remember seeing an ad where a kid was prank calling this number and his parents were thrown into jail for not teaching their kid to only dial this number in emergency.
@MrMassari1231
@MrMassari1231 6 жыл бұрын
What about that suspicious dude going to Somalia...Nah he is cool 😂😂😂
@iidentifyasachickennugget9999
@iidentifyasachickennugget9999 6 жыл бұрын
and what is funny about that
@reneroux2391
@reneroux2391 6 жыл бұрын
A S not everyone can
@FadhiMahdi
@FadhiMahdi 6 жыл бұрын
He wanted to go to Hawaii not Somalia that’s joke
@TheKofinyarko
@TheKofinyarko 6 жыл бұрын
Cus not many people book a holiday in Somalia, unless you visiting family
@Last_King2023
@Last_King2023 6 жыл бұрын
*_I'm going to my motherland Somalia🇸🇴 in February bro_*
@amanyyousef4437
@amanyyousef4437 6 жыл бұрын
I'm Egyptian and I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
@rochester212
@rochester212 6 жыл бұрын
White americans be like: "-This is 911, what is your emergency? -Help ! A strange black guy dressed in a suit is on tv and he talks funny, he`s scaring my wife and the kids are crying. Send help NOW".
@dankim19
@dankim19 6 жыл бұрын
pongkong Any statistical evidence to back your argument up? Othetwise you're just another racist.
@wuramkesvfx
@wuramkesvfx 6 жыл бұрын
pongkong must be nice to live in fantasy land
@mahadwawenka1893
@mahadwawenka1893 4 жыл бұрын
"What about that dude who is going to Somalia,no he is fine he can go". I am Somali that joke really made me laugh
@GregKeane
@GregKeane 6 жыл бұрын
i don't think the neighbour didn't know who he was, she was hoping he would get shot
@MoodyG
@MoodyG 6 жыл бұрын
My mom is the General Manager of the public park that that donkey is kept in.. It's not really a Zoo, it's just a small part of the park that's privately rented by an independent investor who brought in a punch of animals for kids entertainment and thought he'd paint a friggin donkey to fool more people into coming to his place to watch the animals he's got to make some more money!
@almahdi990
@almahdi990 6 жыл бұрын
That dad joke cracked me!
@nunogomes5705
@nunogomes5705 6 жыл бұрын
Welcome to AmeriKKKa
@nathanshlap
@nathanshlap 6 жыл бұрын
That's a Joey Badass thing
@NDBit
@NDBit 6 жыл бұрын
Who is America?
@pongkong
@pongkong 6 жыл бұрын
nuno gomes they would be treated infinitely worse in any hispanic country you can think of mr gomes... but dont feel bad since asians, arabs, indians are even more racist towards them. But yes hurr durr white people amerikkka, the people that are inarguably the nicest race towards them.
@edgehill66
@edgehill66 6 жыл бұрын
pongkong Stop lying, your racism is genetic, always has been, always will been, that's why you are dying out. Can't live in harmony with the Earth or its people.
@ahmedbokhari7048
@ahmedbokhari7048 6 жыл бұрын
nuno gomes welcome Fuckamerica
@NDBit
@NDBit 6 жыл бұрын
The donkey zebra is sort of adorable, though
@kathrynwickham280
@kathrynwickham280 6 жыл бұрын
I would love to be a fly on the wall when Ving Rhames goes round to see his neighbor.That would be epic.
@tenfoldvictory324
@tenfoldvictory324 6 жыл бұрын
Big guys are usually very sweet. He would probably be very cordial and respectful.
@taymaalahmad4554
@taymaalahmad4554 6 жыл бұрын
"Look at that magnificent lion" 😂😂😂😂
@Glosh-d
@Glosh-d 5 жыл бұрын
Hello 911 someone is about to die😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg Trevor gets me laughing all day!
@patriciaa4451
@patriciaa4451 6 жыл бұрын
That cat is fabulous. Work it girl!
@frankisays2much
@frankisays2much 6 жыл бұрын
And the last letter of the alphabet is pronounced "Zed" not "Zee"!
@anurupabhowmick6087
@anurupabhowmick6087 6 жыл бұрын
Rafael Lopes who said american english is more widely learned!! All the former british colonies learn british english!!!
@HopeIsFleeting
@HopeIsFleeting 6 жыл бұрын
You mean British English, not English. Also, the colonies favour British English over American English (obviously, they were colonised by the British so it makes sense), but at the end of the day no one really cares, it's just funny to make fun of Yanks over their bastardisation of a language due to their poor understanding of phonetics. For example a quay is pronounced 'key'... Although being an American you may not know what a quay is... My bad. :P
@dt6706
@dt6706 6 жыл бұрын
Rafael Lopes Yeah, American English more widely learnt when you discount the odd 1billion Indians, 200million Pakistani Bangladeshi and Nigerians. American provincialism at its cutest.
@rhysstanley7387
@rhysstanley7387 6 жыл бұрын
Deji Toye as someone from New Zealand and travels to Australia we speak british English because it's way better.
@paritoshd
@paritoshd 6 жыл бұрын
Zed's dead, baby.
@y_fam_goeglyd
@y_fam_goeglyd 6 жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter what subject Trevor talks about, he always nails it! I'm not someone who genuinely laughs out loud, but I can pretty much guarantee it with these clips :-D
@debadev2179
@debadev2179 6 жыл бұрын
Call the police for the guy breaking in 🤣
@jainck4
@jainck4 6 жыл бұрын
This is a perfect monologue thanks Trevor. It's really great and extremely sad to see the inability of people to act with their brains instead of living in a vacuum of fear. How about tighter gun control laws?
@soumeya8437
@soumeya8437 5 жыл бұрын
“What about that suspicious guy going to Somalia” “ Oh no he’s cool, he’s cool” 💀💀
@Mickiwalk
@Mickiwalk 6 жыл бұрын
That IS a magnificient lion!
@dtvfan24
@dtvfan24 6 жыл бұрын
PSA from TSA, never poop on a plane
@juliocesargranadosmunoz4684
@juliocesargranadosmunoz4684 6 жыл бұрын
We already have donkeys painting as zebras in Tijuana ;)
@Carewolf
@Carewolf 6 жыл бұрын
Ahead of the times...
@ShehzorNoufalBT12
@ShehzorNoufalBT12 6 жыл бұрын
4:00 What a twist
@scotland2569
@scotland2569 4 жыл бұрын
I once burnt my dinner so bad it stole my car 😂😂😂
@TheCstar07
@TheCstar07 6 жыл бұрын
What conditioner does that "Lion" use?
@zinaright
@zinaright 6 жыл бұрын
TheCstar07 ask Trump
@TheCstar07
@TheCstar07 6 жыл бұрын
Zina Right Why would you wish a conversation with Trump on me? What have I ever done to you?
@AJRestoration
@AJRestoration 6 жыл бұрын
That is the sad truth of the future.
@pulltheskymusicgroup4475
@pulltheskymusicgroup4475 6 жыл бұрын
This is our future people😂😂😂
@tamirahmed7540
@tamirahmed7540 6 жыл бұрын
Remember that Dave Chappelle bit about not calling the police if he ever got robbed? 😂😂
@frenzy_xhillz1155
@frenzy_xhillz1155 5 жыл бұрын
Made a Somalia joke and I’m not even offended 😂
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 жыл бұрын
"I got a BOMB!!!!! In my pants...seriously..clear the isle! Coming through!"
@AJRestoration
@AJRestoration 6 жыл бұрын
Sad person you are.
@misterree09
@misterree09 5 жыл бұрын
You're as funny as Trevor Noah, awesome comments!
@debadev2179
@debadev2179 6 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside how scary for him opening your door and someone has a gun to your head hard thing to get over. He is a brilliant actor
@angusbangus9159
@angusbangus9159 6 жыл бұрын
trevor noah just said its wrong to call the police on ving rhames in his own hom (which obviously it was) and then essentially said 'look at him, he looks like a killer'
@DeepBlueMuslim
@DeepBlueMuslim 6 жыл бұрын
Jamal Roomelon you realise he's a comedian right?
@angusbangus9159
@angusbangus9159 6 жыл бұрын
kml yeah obviously im just saying after the starting the story with 'can you believe someone would call the police on him? this is crazy?' to then say 'he looks like a killer' is quite funny
@thevikingmusketeer9696
@thevikingmusketeer9696 6 жыл бұрын
thank you for saying zebra the correct way
@mattschatz4864
@mattschatz4864 6 жыл бұрын
Why do you always hear people in the crowd when something funny start to howl and cheer? Like you just need to laugh... No need to cheer on your favorite basketball team..
@janeholmes8202
@janeholmes8202 5 жыл бұрын
The U.S. is the best reality show in the world. Land of jokes.
@adityaXsingh
@adityaXsingh 6 жыл бұрын
I found out the truth that je wasn't his dad...... That literally killed me...😂😂😂
@RayRay-yt5pe
@RayRay-yt5pe 4 жыл бұрын
I take a lot of caffeine and use the bathroom regularly. Might get arrested 😂.
@quorra1560
@quorra1560 4 жыл бұрын
911: whats your emergency Caller: he's walking away from me. He might be holding a banana
@zinaright
@zinaright 6 жыл бұрын
Plottwist.. after the police leave, Vince goes to see the neighbour for a chat!!
@freeminded2205
@freeminded2205 6 жыл бұрын
if i see ving in the dark i scream like a little girl and then he saves me from the dark
@kristoffstoll4668
@kristoffstoll4668 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the lion tho
@alwaysredirect1780
@alwaysredirect1780 6 жыл бұрын
Oh, so it's ok to have snapchat filters but it's not ok to paint animals?!
@kunalm15
@kunalm15 6 жыл бұрын
The cat is rocking the Rachel.
@vihaze6725
@vihaze6725 6 жыл бұрын
The people in the comments are so tiresome. Under every video, there's at least 5 white guys crying about reverse-sexism and reverse-racism and completely missing the point..I often think it would be better if the comments were disabled.
@ClaireWill71uk
@ClaireWill71uk 6 жыл бұрын
In the Sharm hotel zoo, they had guinea pigs they called Rats? Lol
@esperanzasoledadnsueayingo8766
@esperanzasoledadnsueayingo8766 6 жыл бұрын
You are the best with your comments 😂👏🏾
@fallencolossi
@fallencolossi 5 жыл бұрын
The last bit was epic.
@tenfoldvictory324
@tenfoldvictory324 6 жыл бұрын
Wigs on housecats. I'm dead.
@curryna3
@curryna3 6 жыл бұрын
I've known about air marshals for a while now and I'm not even American! There's always a couple of them on airlines like United and AA usually on long haul flights.
@kaioliver5370
@kaioliver5370 6 жыл бұрын
Finally! Thanks for pronouncing Zebra properly. Lol
@yourcommentmightnotworksop9987
@yourcommentmightnotworksop9987 5 жыл бұрын
Years later he found he wasn't his dad...SAD. GOOGLE tell Siri to tell ALEXA TO PLAY "DESPACITO"
@TJ-hs1qm
@TJ-hs1qm 6 жыл бұрын
that Ving Rhames story happened in 2016 btw
@jimsvideos7201
@jimsvideos7201 6 жыл бұрын
Personally speaking I'm willing to go with a donkey painted like a zebra; there are places where I expect the real thing (restaurants that serve zebra, for instance) but at the zoo I'm ok with a small margin of error.
@jai-kk5uu
@jai-kk5uu 4 жыл бұрын
We can have separated neighborhood if you want.
@YeeSoest
@YeeSoest 6 жыл бұрын
American audiences make me cringe so hard...You can see Trevor sometimes just freezes when they start going nuts over a bad one! A childish little gag with no further content than making fun of a hugely important public figure? 45 seconds of Applause break. Truth about mindblowing concepts of policy wrapped in great puns and smart innuendo? "Meh, let's wait for his next impression...I'm not here to learn before laughing, I wanna laugh before laughing!" Thomas Bernard would have shot them...google it
@eb299
@eb299 6 жыл бұрын
How is confusing someone that fits a description of a crime “I know it was a misunderstanding and not a crime” racial profiling?
@benjaminloh3323
@benjaminloh3323 5 жыл бұрын
For the record, the animal is almost definitely a zebroid. I cant believe most people cant even search and see if a zebra donkey crossbreed exists and just report it as fake, especially a newscaster. (By the way a zebroid is a crossbreed between a zebra and a donkey)
@Dorilana
@Dorilana 6 жыл бұрын
I love you Trevor Noah.
@hiranyajayakody
@hiranyajayakody 6 жыл бұрын
No wonder flights are overbooked
@grevberg
@grevberg 6 жыл бұрын
I have never had any of these problems despite all my flights, I never fly on on American carriers maybe that's the answer.
@val-ou7eq
@val-ou7eq 5 жыл бұрын
*gasps* Drops biscuits.
@Chas-OTE
@Chas-OTE 6 жыл бұрын
Wow... That incident is far too similar to the Brooklyn Nine-Nine episode about racial profiling.
@Sara-kq8qb
@Sara-kq8qb 6 жыл бұрын
Chas O.T.E can you please tell me what episode you are talking about?
@kasper7203
@kasper7203 6 жыл бұрын
*Begins reporting Trevor to police*
@tinokats
@tinokats 6 жыл бұрын
Woooow! Look at that lion!😂😂😂😂😂
@tinokats
@tinokats 6 жыл бұрын
The racial profiling has to stop!
@atema5320
@atema5320 6 жыл бұрын
People do know that painting animals ruins the animls pores which can lead to complications in body temperature regualtion which can lead to death. Its really sad actually that they mistreat the donkey like that to make a few bucks
@hasslerism
@hasslerism 6 жыл бұрын
Genius u r Trevor !
@appleksa643
@appleksa643 6 жыл бұрын
Egypt 😂😂😂
@hennessymedia
@hennessymedia 6 жыл бұрын
I love this guy
@adamphillips47
@adamphillips47 6 жыл бұрын
What about the beautiful native people of my home country Australia???? What about them Trev??? What???
@gabrielfraser2109
@gabrielfraser2109 6 жыл бұрын
Adam Phillips Remember, he apologized for that. So we can put it behind us. I mean, when someone else apologizes for saying something racist, their career needs to be destroyed, but not Trevor.
@fruitsarelife148
@fruitsarelife148 6 жыл бұрын
Adam Phillips I heard you killed them as well. Just like the ozon layer, the water and animals on earth.
@adamphillips47
@adamphillips47 6 жыл бұрын
I killed no one. He made some terrible comments now he masquerades as a hero for equality. All of us have ancestors who are murderers rapists etc. We are responsible for our own actions.
@walkz007
@walkz007 6 жыл бұрын
the aboriginal woman joke is what you are so harshly trying to portray as racist here it was 2013 we got away with a lot then than we could now get over it
@John_C_J
@John_C_J 6 жыл бұрын
Adam Phillips He apologised for a joke that backfired. He's not acting like a hero (just doing his job) but you are acting like a wannabe SJW.
@ryenboi6119
@ryenboi6119 4 жыл бұрын
Have people never seen black people going inside their own homes before like what
@stephjovi
@stephjovi 6 жыл бұрын
That thing about his dad not being his dad his weird. He sure doesn't mention that in his book
@najmaahmed1797
@najmaahmed1797 6 жыл бұрын
No this is America future🤣
@haveaseatplease
@haveaseatplease 6 жыл бұрын
Murica! Sad to see it going down the drain....
@sergeseanmison7787
@sergeseanmison7787 6 жыл бұрын
Najma Ahmed this has always been America
@proches
@proches 6 жыл бұрын
In Swahili pundamilia is zebra and punda is donkey! Same animal, different in stripes.
@moedalgarny
@moedalgarny 6 жыл бұрын
the army coup ruined egypt.. thanx to the western support
@pansepot1490
@pansepot1490 6 жыл бұрын
moed al garny, what was there to ruin? Don't like your leaders? Start a revolution and chop their heads off like the French did with their kings and nobility more than 200 years ago. And they didn't blame no foreigners.
@aikanasrulla5840
@aikanasrulla5840 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Jackson was pulled over in the 1980s for driving a Rolls Royce and the policeman who pulled him over thought he stole the car because he was a black man with a Rolls Royce.
@alignmentsixtrading4200
@alignmentsixtrading4200 6 жыл бұрын
When common sense is lacking that is where the concern should be.
@mamaz1234
@mamaz1234 5 жыл бұрын
I love your show 😂
@mustafamckinlay-malas801
@mustafamckinlay-malas801 6 жыл бұрын
a zebra is a donkey technically isn't ?
@mushtaqqq
@mushtaqqq 6 жыл бұрын
Suspicious dude going to Somalia🤣🤣🤣damn
@razdabigmak3017
@razdabigmak3017 6 жыл бұрын
Ok the neighbours think I'm selling dope
@yourcommentmightnotworksop9987
@yourcommentmightnotworksop9987 5 жыл бұрын
If it makes a kid smile,then it's worth it...TRUE😊
@salmanyare2103
@salmanyare2103 5 жыл бұрын
Trevor I really like your show
@321womble
@321womble 6 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t paint on equines cause major problems for them? Stops them from breathing through their skin, or sweating or something
@alexaaguilar6567
@alexaaguilar6567 6 жыл бұрын
But .. did you really had to give that lion "the Rachel"?
@Neuren123
@Neuren123 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder why the audience thought TMs observation on mass extinction was so funny?
@mamabellevlogs1123
@mamabellevlogs1123 5 жыл бұрын
I want to sue the person who called the police because I was walking in my neighbourhood.
@datkeks24
@datkeks24 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that finds it strange that the gun is pointed to his HEAD? As if you couldn´t just disarm a dangerous person by shooting his shoulder or something. Police in this country really needs to get better training
@pragueexpat5106
@pragueexpat5106 6 жыл бұрын
I have low tolerance for heat thus I sweat very easily and hate summer.Now I know to never step foot in a 'Murican airplane..
@Kachlimpen.
@Kachlimpen. 6 жыл бұрын
U WANT BANANA DONT YOU? FOR FREE?? NO SORRY FOR U NO FREE BANANAS!
@lisajustlee4620
@lisajustlee4620 6 жыл бұрын
hhahahahahahahah the zebra
@airwipe1639
@airwipe1639 6 жыл бұрын
I mean isn’t it a bit cruel to paint the donkey lol?
@zaroffhound
@zaroffhound 6 жыл бұрын
I hope that the paint on that donkey was not toxic. Animals do not need to be further humiliated in their forced incarceration by being poisoned by the cretin called man for entertainment.
@Yesuv_I
@Yesuv_I 4 жыл бұрын
Well actually am going to Somalia in April, hope TSA mind their business 😂😂😂.
@Farhan917
@Farhan917 4 жыл бұрын
We are the pirates of the sea not in the air so we good bruh
@timelug
@timelug 4 жыл бұрын
Love listening to Travor Noah. Its like playing football with him, 1 minit we think that he's drivling forward 2nd mint he pull the ball backward and I'll be trash forward. (sorry for bad english)
@JK_JK_JK_JK
@JK_JK_JK_JK 6 жыл бұрын
Is this a Black Thing?!?! 🤔 It sounds like a Black Thing!!! 🙄
@JK_JK_JK_JK
@JK_JK_JK_JK 6 жыл бұрын
A black thing is a black only discussion thing we're Whites can't talk about it because of #WhiteGuilt 😳
@kaiserclips973
@kaiserclips973 6 жыл бұрын
Stop that victim mentality kid
@LauriXjane
@LauriXjane 6 жыл бұрын
It's only a 'thing' when people refuse to learn more about eachother and insist on living in their own bubbles because they are too scared or too comfortable.
So Cute 🥰
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