i laughed so hard when he said they flew out the side lls
@BecauseTheChildish8 жыл бұрын
"Usain Bolt man.. you trynna kill us" Kev you too funny man haha
@isaiahm29028 жыл бұрын
I never knew *tony baker voice* 😂
@byronbayboy118 жыл бұрын
I am chuck Norris
@thetazmaniansavage54028 жыл бұрын
KevOnStage they would help Obama beat a baby
@MartinFlicks8 жыл бұрын
"I been punched as a baby and look how I came out" 😂😂
@AneishaH5 жыл бұрын
Jamar Martin i was cryinnn
@iliapowell92488 жыл бұрын
he said,"just stay in da car, I'll do all the thieving and robbing." that dude is hilarious!
@fazeowner78548 жыл бұрын
lol he really is he should be on wild'n out
@Safiyasaf8 жыл бұрын
"I don't even dunk but I know I'll dunk on john"
@justinc72397 жыл бұрын
Safiya A lol
@user-lp5st8db9u8 жыл бұрын
The polygraphic examiner always lookin' mad salty for no reason Omlll. Y'all forcing him to be there or something? He doesn't even answer or look up.😂😂
@anonymousmessenger69388 жыл бұрын
lol 😂
@TrulyKailah8 жыл бұрын
lol it took him years to master the lie detector test so he has no emotion, cause even if he's lying he can still pass it
@twiggyramirez48988 жыл бұрын
it's because he's concentrating on the readings not necessarily what's being said
@iamjp18 жыл бұрын
+Truly_ Kailah anyone can pass a lie detector. it doesn't literally detect lies, it just detects sweat, heartrate and other signs that could be showing nervousness. all you have to do to beat a lie detector is relax. proven fact.
@hannahstahl18577 жыл бұрын
zene charlton He gets super savage in his responses. It's hilarious
@akamba128 жыл бұрын
John looks like the typical Texan white dad of two teeange girls, who is an NRA member, and frowns upon these urban shennanigans.
@LamarKing2158 жыл бұрын
he got AARP,all that fam
@87alock8 жыл бұрын
LOL@Urban Shennanigans
@Adrienne.Michelle917 жыл бұрын
akamba12 😂😂😂
@trey18817 жыл бұрын
akamba12 not in Houston biatch
@christhesoprano7 жыл бұрын
Nah, he loves them lol he laughs at them
@ThatWasSneaky8 жыл бұрын
What's Michelles favourite vegetable? Barackolli
@boytwonine8 жыл бұрын
Eggplant *
@Ann_Ivazov8 жыл бұрын
you mean sweet potatoe
@TheDonBed8 жыл бұрын
just so you know, "au lit", prononced "oli" means "in bed" in french, so you made an international joke without realizing 😂😂😂
@stellacambridge89518 жыл бұрын
back rolls ???
@ratylerjenkins97708 жыл бұрын
+Eric Pratt that like Michael Jackson 💀💀 He Spelled It Right.
@kaybee16897 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO " I'll probably help him real talk I'd hold his shoulders down and be like sock his ass again " 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
@kennedykennedy31266 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo😂😂
@mohamadabdulahi7994 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@zizoushifty14838 жыл бұрын
Did he just say they got Cheetas in Jamaica?
@laneyliberty8 жыл бұрын
Right? 🤔🤔
@24pixiegirl8 жыл бұрын
Lmao i died!!
@areej57328 жыл бұрын
Usain has a pet Cheetah, so I think that's what he means.
@zizoushifty14838 жыл бұрын
Areej No he said they got cheetas there
@bonniebaybee8 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo 😂😭
@milkmilk24858 жыл бұрын
"shell you know I love you girl"😂😂😂😂😂😂
@amayawright11878 жыл бұрын
" I dont even dunk but i know I'll dunk on John." -Teddy Ray 2016
@JAE_LENS8 жыл бұрын
Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swims on land
@Preshocx8 жыл бұрын
Is that supposed to be a joke?
@Christi_an8 жыл бұрын
Obviously
@subscriberswithOnlyonevi-zm2ix8 жыл бұрын
Jaelen Wilder lmao
@pholarised69116 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHA
@neomdluli71867 жыл бұрын
Husain bolt 😂😂 "We gat pit bulls, rottrylers" 😂😂 Boy you mean Rottweilers!
@angeliita94992 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@arlenedavis818 жыл бұрын
CHELLE if Obama ever cut up… CHELLE you know I love you girl.
@megabadunicorn86255 жыл бұрын
AL funniest shit everrrrr
@Dee-ni7ls5 жыл бұрын
“Hussein Bolt” “Usain, you tryna get us arrested?” LMAOOO
@vicshai1228 жыл бұрын
Teddy Ray got that wild n out shirt on 🔥 can't wait for the new season
@AshleyMonet008 жыл бұрын
Same
@AshleyMonet008 жыл бұрын
Same
@marcywarcy65128 жыл бұрын
Same🔥😈
@troycampbell71315 жыл бұрын
How did that turn out lol
@navysammy24114 жыл бұрын
@@troycampbell7131 he still got the new season...lol you really thought your comment was finna do something🤦🏾♂️
@Sports_Geek8 жыл бұрын
"i dont even dunk, but i know i'll dunk on John"..This guy is too funny
@Deszy238 жыл бұрын
I'm not the brightest light bulb in the bunch but I don't think there's cheetahs in Jamaica.
@dariusgreen17348 жыл бұрын
There's cheetahs everywhere. I'm one of them. My girlfriend doesn't know, though!
@caitlinnorris3558 жыл бұрын
+ASAP Blitzz 💀💀💀
@Grimfed8 жыл бұрын
He said as pets
@devleslie90567 жыл бұрын
hi bye there are no cheetahs here he keeps it elsewhere
@tiatia39776 жыл бұрын
None in Ja
@mikhyahhudson73008 жыл бұрын
Loosing Obama gone be the hardest break up ever. Omm
@nothing2aG6 жыл бұрын
How are you holding up?
@MrGaming-kr2gg6 жыл бұрын
He wasn't that good lol
@izzmo92546 жыл бұрын
nobody cares he was fair
@brandon-ty7lh6 жыл бұрын
Abrupt OG were all doing pretty bad
@keaishareleford63815 жыл бұрын
@@shawn-ju8ey trump could never get it straight sis
@ladyfightsoctopus81668 жыл бұрын
"chelle" 😂😂😂 Omg that nickname
@jemmaleda24268 жыл бұрын
sadness: how little Americans know of the Caribbean
@beccaf20688 жыл бұрын
right?!?!? like tf? we don't run from cheetahs ova hay.... we don't even got no cheetahs 😂😂😂 that's africa
@jemmaleda24268 жыл бұрын
+bex forde exactly. they think Jamaicans and the other Caribbean islands still have huts and shît. many still think Rihanna is from Jamaica or Trinidad. Damñ so annoying. the accents are so different.
@beccaf20688 жыл бұрын
Right i ain't jamaican, I'm bajan #246. But everybody be thinking jamaica is de only island in the Caribbean 😂😂😂 like nah fam we don't live in huts and drink coconut water (shit disgusting asf) . Americans just jealous tho, cause caribbean people do it better!!!!
@jemmaleda24268 жыл бұрын
+bex forde I tell people all the time that there is a difference between African American and Caribbean America. I'm Caribbean America because my culture is based in the Caribbean. (Trini love). I only like coconut water is its from an actual fresh coconut. People in the Caribbean don't sit around and lime all day. They work hard to build their community. They work hard, cook hard, and lime hard :p
@beccaf20688 жыл бұрын
Right!!! We're just as hard-working as Americans! Aw cool I've never been to America so it must be cool to be Trini-American
@torrenmanning14868 жыл бұрын
"CHELLE yunno I love you girl"😂😂
@lowkeythegoddd8 жыл бұрын
that Chuck Norris story!! 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
@DonnyBlazeACE557 жыл бұрын
Leonte Blunt 😂☠️
@schoolboypooh17818 жыл бұрын
Bruh I don't know how John just sit there and not smile or laugh at all 😂😂 he said I can't even dunk but I'll dunk on John
@djrocko4108 жыл бұрын
"We miss you...and you're still in office" lmao basically
@KaileeTaija8 жыл бұрын
😭he called Usain "Hussein" and he said there were cheetahs in Jamaica tf
@KxngDelgardo6 жыл бұрын
Kailee Taija Needham i was puzzled 😂😂😂😂
@2apur8 жыл бұрын
Next episode John the Polygrapher vs Teddy in a game of basketball to 21.
@Evaline5228 жыл бұрын
"'chelle, i luh you girl!! 'chelle" 😂 😂
@djjaybiggz7 жыл бұрын
*DISCLAMER* there are NO cheetahs in Jamaica.
@Crystal143517 жыл бұрын
"Usain, you trynna get us arrested." I'm so deaddddddd lmao
@yoonminaf7 жыл бұрын
4:40-4:48 lmao "Chelle you kno I lu you girl" icant
@alwayssttu3016 жыл бұрын
"I Ont Even Dunk But I'll Dunk On John" 😂
@allaboutarren3608 жыл бұрын
6:21-6:24 "ayeeeee can i move with the lil thang " 😂 😂 😂
@Ann_Ivazov8 жыл бұрын
"Husain Bolt".... "Usain Bolt man you tryna get us arrested" i fuckin lost it ahahah
@alexisb.93998 жыл бұрын
"Celle, if Barack evea cut up, come call me first" lol that's hilarious
@kdoddjfjkdodkdjf67958 жыл бұрын
The first question almost all of them answered with the same tone i voice
@Taylorchick246 жыл бұрын
Kdoddjfj Kdodkdjf I scrolled just to find this comment 😂
@mrsssmlllaie44026 жыл бұрын
Hahaha they all said OBAMA! like why even ask me that!? You know the answer already
@shaqross98 жыл бұрын
Why all the hate a racist comments? Half of this shit were just jokes.. Its funny! Please just cut the bull and laugh
@shaqross98 жыл бұрын
and*
@poobearlolcakes8 жыл бұрын
that's what I'm saying
@KuroKami5618 жыл бұрын
Cuz people love to get angry over nothing. Especially in the US
@poobearlolcakes8 жыл бұрын
Freddy true they take everything to heart
@MsAva20128 жыл бұрын
I know right, some people way too much on the internet, its not that serious.
@ricardosantiago34897 жыл бұрын
"USAIN man, you tryina get us arrested!!!" cracked me up!!
@2lizregan5 жыл бұрын
“usain bolt would dust obama.” “bruh.” 😂
@mxlalynn6 жыл бұрын
"I've been punched as a baby and look how I came out, I'm good" LMAOOO
@kimberlyhernandez30738 жыл бұрын
How they said Obama in a high pitched voice in the beginning😂
@treyvaboi178 жыл бұрын
That story was funniest part 😂😂😂it sounded so legit lol
@risk2getrich5 жыл бұрын
“We got cows, we got pit bulls, we got *Rotrielers* “
@mr.notsocreative6 жыл бұрын
“I can only imagine tryin to catch your own pet cheetah” 😂😂😂 like they chasin down cheetahs to keep in Jamaica
@toast93548 жыл бұрын
I'm white toast, and I love Obama
@trippythagod11898 жыл бұрын
boss: I love this guy your hired
@zizib73997 жыл бұрын
This niqqa said that Usain Bolt chasing after cheetahs😂😂😂😂😂 wtf? Since when does anywhere in the Caribbean have cheetahs?? lawddd😂😂😂😂
@lenlen200316 жыл бұрын
“Husain bolt. Usain man.. u tryna get us arrested”😂😂😭
@tremainethemain_29028 жыл бұрын
Did this nqqa just said they got cheetahs in Jamaica?
@Dombuddy58 жыл бұрын
That story about chuck Norris was comedy😂😂😂
@divinleybeautiful46498 жыл бұрын
"The bolt man he African"... " he Jamaican bro" ❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't
@TheScorpion438 жыл бұрын
Only person who can fuck up chuck is Bruce lee
@NanaTzar8 жыл бұрын
"Hussein Bolt, Usain man! You tryna get us arrested"😂😂
@dididadon8 жыл бұрын
"Look at me I came out good!" Then he talking bout cheetahs in Jamaica like you sure bout that...😂😂😂
@tiffany33228 жыл бұрын
he said "Michelle bad, MICHELLE!!" 😂😂😂
@toneyfeaster91538 жыл бұрын
4:40 my bro Danny rag is a real one
@CheCr8 жыл бұрын
I don't think they're was a point of having it be a lie detector quiz none of them even lied 😂😂😂😂😂
@bambam234068 жыл бұрын
Am I trippin or did I see Tahir in a commercial today
@pennyiris17538 жыл бұрын
I did too lol
@jessyncust768 жыл бұрын
Yes me too a commercial where he with his son colored in blue yes
@marihopkins79588 жыл бұрын
What Commercial...I wanna see
@meeh4life8 жыл бұрын
+NoName Mane it's a Kmart Father's Day commercial
@jalaaaah8 жыл бұрын
"He's my brother, we're going to do this together" 😂😂
@devilboy14447 жыл бұрын
i love how that white old man slowly raises his hand, giving a thumbs up...
@cariammeesay8 жыл бұрын
"Husain Bolt" "Usain! Man you tryna get us arrested?" 😂😂😂 I died
@Madzblr8 жыл бұрын
yall videos got me so weak keep making them. im going to cry real ugly tears when obama leaves
@ishamishephard64308 жыл бұрын
Man you n me both
@shanteliannaheartlock29458 жыл бұрын
Where ever Obama goes I go. If he goes to Africa after he's de elected I'm going to Africa, if he goes to Japan I'm going to japan
@datboi67078 жыл бұрын
"Obama is not shooting half court shots every week"😂😂
@martinawad36297 жыл бұрын
this high note almost everyone does at the beginning when they said Obama 😂
@bscoggs8 жыл бұрын
"I don't even dunk, but I know I'll dunk on John" Lol, Teddy so fuckin funny b, I swear
@isabellam71256 жыл бұрын
I'm living for Lewis and Tahir 😂😂😂
@atiyahkennedy35388 жыл бұрын
"Huessain Bolt," "No Usain Bolt! You tryna get us arrested?" 😂
@lebrongoat62448 жыл бұрын
Mu is the funniest person on KZbin I'm crying lol
@aylat157 жыл бұрын
Dwfl. He said that us Jamaicans run from cheetahs!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...
@Anonymous-fd2tb6 жыл бұрын
Poor John trying to make a living but he be gettin’ roasted
@GaryTurbo8 жыл бұрын
Not all black people like Obama but I like him because he is self made and he tried to help immigrants and poor people
@georgeomole148 жыл бұрын
What did actually do? Pls tell me
@georgeomole148 жыл бұрын
*he
@GaryTurbo8 жыл бұрын
Affordable healthcare, immigration reform, ended the war in Afghanistan, student loan reform
@GaryTurbo8 жыл бұрын
What have you done for black people?
@georgeomole148 жыл бұрын
+GoSu MonSteR Since want to use a racial slur against me I'm not even gonna acknowledge your link or point
@martinawad36297 жыл бұрын
,,HUSSAIN BOLT" ,,USAIN MAN...U WANNA GET US ARRESTED" 😂😂😂😂
@Wookewok83467 жыл бұрын
I live Mu Johnson he is amazing
@Kriskazam6 жыл бұрын
“‘CHELLE!” 😂
@moooooooooo118 жыл бұрын
Teddy nose looks like a H2O molecule
@dannyjj45467 жыл бұрын
He said “you know we got cows we got pit pulls we got rot “rolls” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zamax974 жыл бұрын
What’s up with these video having no comments? censoring?
@slimHaRDaWaY5138 жыл бұрын
That fool said "they got cheetah's over there...." I'm weak as hell!!!!
@aishafrazier46528 жыл бұрын
I died when the one dude said whosain bolt 😭😭😭😭😭
@destro48457 жыл бұрын
4:38 didnt get any word he said but im rolling on the fucking floor xD
@Тсонга8 жыл бұрын
Teddy look like an angry bird
@showtime12358 жыл бұрын
1:14 "is he a white man?!?" Could u imagine the UPROAR if the role were reversed but oh he's black he can't b racist
@jonathanmurray98198 жыл бұрын
There are cheetahs in Jamaica, Jamaica is in Africa.... XD
@xakdish41698 жыл бұрын
hec even not all african countries have cheetahs.
@Itsifeomaaaa8 жыл бұрын
🇳🇬 Lol Nahh ....I'm dead af😭😂💀
@kwesistaybossing99388 жыл бұрын
Lol there are no cheetahs in Jamaica
@amaiplum8 жыл бұрын
Wait did he really say Jamaica is in Africa? 😂💀 Please let this be a joke
@anthonyrivera24588 жыл бұрын
So is Florida then and Cuba
@breeonagorman3157 жыл бұрын
When he said he been punched ass a baby and he good ... I literally spit my juice out..... Ahahahahah
@glennyktv31658 жыл бұрын
We all like Obama doesn't matter about the color
@zeegaming47108 жыл бұрын
we got cows pits and rots they got cheetahs. why did he add cows?😂
@Noya-p3k7 жыл бұрын
I'm asian and i love obama
@thoriso10008 жыл бұрын
"We got rot rolls"😂😂😂😂😂 @ 5:38
@shainastars077 жыл бұрын
I love Barack Obama!
@nitendo1008 жыл бұрын
"I'll dunk on John. I don't even dunk but I'll dunk on John." Savage
@ferdynand24028 жыл бұрын
when a white guy say a racist thing it's the end of the world. But black guys say racist things all the time and it's ok. Equality is equality guys. Respect other if u want to be respected.
@t-jizzyproductions8 жыл бұрын
Wait when did someone say something racist? I mean i agree with you, but to defend racism with more racism, no. Not saying you did that, just seems as if you're saying "If they can be racist, why can't so and so be racist too." Two wrongs don't make a right lol
@burneraccount86208 жыл бұрын
+T-Jizzy Productions when teddy was saying left handed jumpers are for the white people in congress so basically saying they're ass and not comparable. 4:00
@ferdynand24028 жыл бұрын
My whole point was it's not ok to be racist no matter what your skin color is. I saw too many black people says some nasty racist things to white, asian or latinas. Yet someone say "fried chicken" and they get offended.
@t-jizzyproductions8 жыл бұрын
+ferdynand2402 Yeah i understand where you're coming from. I see it a lot and i'm black myself. You know how some people say "Black people can't be racist!" Well some silly people actually happen to believe that. Within this show though i feel like they are just trying to get a good laugh out of people. No matter where we go though there will always be racist, once we learn to not let them get to us and not respond in a negative manner they'll stop trying to offend us. (Us meaning EVERYONE not just blacks)
@ferdynand24028 жыл бұрын
+T-Jizzy Productions Agree. Like I said give respect first before you demand one.
@nahomeisbestinworld8 жыл бұрын
John is just amazing I love his positive energy, it's amazing
@BanaMUA8 жыл бұрын
Are Americans generally as self centred as they come across or is it all for comedic effect? cause I swear whenever I watch videos of or listen to podcast they literally seem to be in this bubble that is called America 🤔
@BanaMUA8 жыл бұрын
+Jphill00 are you alright?!
@TheMaverick4548 жыл бұрын
idk but got damn you're beautiful. you need a husband? ill be there wherever you are faster than cops come to a white neighborhood in a america
@TeeRose6 жыл бұрын
comedic. black people naturally funny
@natanna13707 жыл бұрын
the way all the black people said "obama!" with shocked faces in the first question
@imabigfanofyours44257 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't let anyone punch a baby. The fuck...?
@danielrand88498 жыл бұрын
half black and that's racist your saying black people can only form an opinion based on their skin.
@itszaaaamzeh8 жыл бұрын
no they're saying black people love Obama. The video isn't titled "do black people love Obama because he's black" and saying "half black" doesn't mean anything. One drop rule
@georgeomole148 жыл бұрын
+itszaaaamzeh But you do know that's exactly why they love him because he's black
@mjt24618 жыл бұрын
Some people take things way to serious and then throw the word racist around
@bopeeplauerent6768 жыл бұрын
get the fuck out of here with that retarded one drop rule it doesn't exist
@kimberlystyles30318 жыл бұрын
+georgeomole14 shut the hell up. have you met all black folks and asked them that? then stop assuming shit, and being ignorant. I know many black folks who don't like him.
@tylersidenstick69238 жыл бұрын
it's you.. duh and cracked it's neck ...hahha im dead lol😂😂
@DodgaOfficial8 жыл бұрын
how bout the most obvious question, do you think Obama is a good president? they asked stupid questions.
@Luvvy84842 жыл бұрын
I would want Michelle to be my auntie because she's a lawyer 😂
@Pyramanager8 жыл бұрын
the only black thing about obama is that his dad left him when he was young XD
@dannygarcia38638 жыл бұрын
Nice stereotyping
@asahno33418 жыл бұрын
because he died
@badtaco48318 жыл бұрын
his dad died you piece of shit
@xakdish41698 жыл бұрын
his dad died, you fucking fool.
@morrisdrury76128 жыл бұрын
Hayden Hines we arent all like this but i can unberstand why u feel like that cause of fools like thins smh