Black Widow Pitch Meeting

[@nickprovence]

Black Widow survived more falls in her movie than she did in Endgame.

[@Kelarys]

@ she probably died from the power of the cliff and the symbolism of the sacrifice rather than the fall

[@meowmeowoverlord9504]

To soon!

[@dekaritheprofessor2631]

Lmao this is so true 🤣🤣

[@dannymcawesomesauce1520]

Lol

[@mercedesdrake9113]

too soon

[@raydunakin]

"So what's the mission?" "Sign up for Disney Plus." LOL!

[@MONEYMEMONEYPLZ]

I actually cracked up there

[@LuziSantos]

one of the best lines ever written!

[@inmyzone8891]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Rafdi13]

I LOL to that phrase

[@potatogaming7044]

It’s not bad if you already have it And have friends Over as if 4 friend a solid 5 $ saved per person

[@srinivallabhaneni7120]

Honestly I wait for the pitch meetings more than most of the movies themselves.

[@midnightgamingwithdarkstar2982]

Same

[@trinaq]

Likewise, they're FAR more entertaining than the actual movie/show!

[@elizabethmolino8262]

Me too

[@keithh3725]

".....Yeah-yeah-yeah!"

[@adityarao4336]

are you telepath or something

[@christianyepez1016]

I love that the only actor with an actual Eastern European accent had no lines at all

[@winifredobianuju1014]

😭😂

[@Nan420]

Who that be?

[@thesenate8268]

@@Nan420 drekov's daughter

[@Nan420]

@@thesenate8268 oh yes right. She does say "Is he gone" that's her only line I guess.. lol

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@Nan420yep that's the only line she has lmao

[@jamesfromthecomputer]

When I watched black widow in the theater the first thing that came to mind after was "the pitch meeting for this movie full of plot holes is going to be tight" and I was not disappointed

[@atomicviking2497]

Is it weird that no one seems to really care about plot holes anymore? I remember a time when plot holes in blockbusters was considered bad..

[@randalljolla]

@@atomicviking2497 because too many people will defend Marvel movies

[@PLBOAPrashantBaghel]

@@atomicviking2497 you cant say anything about a marvel movie.

[@justafidemyself]

Plot holes literally do not exist. It's a convention made up by artsy 'critics' born after 1990 to justify their petty existence due to the fact their lives will never be as good as the people making the actual movie.

[@joevenespineli6389]

@@justafidemyself Plot holes don't matter as long as the movie's entertaining.

[@zacharyhendrix5803]

-"I figured we could get more grounded with the Black Widow movie, you know?" Deadass was expecting: "Yeah so the bad guy is up in a skybase and 50% of the movie is just Black Widow falling" -"Oh how very grounded"

[@JonathanSladkoTV]

Well, 50% of it was grounded...

[@user-yq4cf7kb4b]

@@JonathanSladkoTV a cup half full kind of guy

[@gnoe4815]

Hey, looking at how black widow was shot in previous movies, we can be lucky the whole part of her falling wasn't a close-up of her ass all the time.

[@PolarisCastillo]

Why do people say Deadass?

[@drphot6050]

That’s why the blonde was added 😂

[@ayushsinha7300]

I love how Yelena mocks Natasha for not confirming a body when the building exploded ... Then they don't confirm a body after the helicopter crash.

[@josephnewsome2935]

Rumor has it that the corpse was supposed to fall on the ground

[@kaboomgaming4255]

maybe that's why she chose to stay

[@Nmerejilla]

@@kaboomgaming4255 yes

[@Arnell_Mediocrity_Long]

Whoopsie!

[@bobbodaskank]

Leads me to think he's not dead. It's too exact of a foreshadow/callback.

[@iciecube]

“oh he’s great, can he do a Russian accent?” “doesn’t matter” “it matters a little” “nope! so…” i’m crying

[@seraphimaschannel4001]

And here I was wondering why there would be an American amidst all of that! Rofl

[@Youchubeswindon]

Ray Winstone plays Ray Winstone, in a movie about Ray Winstone. Oh Cool, which one is that. All of them.

[@countvladislausdragulia7414]

Headcanon: Every single ‘I don’t know’ in this series is really just a stand-in for stuff Ryan was forced to remove from the sketches by major studio execs.

[@leroyvermilion7708]

I never missed when I'm shooting something or someone

[@Ikamara21]

Hahaha

[@jorgehenriq]

@@leroyvermilion7708 I believe you missed it

[@Kelarys]

that would be better than the sheer incompetence behind most of them lol

[@Doktor47]

@@leroyvermilion7708 wooosh

[@davidgalluzzo4302]

"why?" "because its been a couple minutes since the last fight scene" BRILLIANT

[@AlejandroMorales-zj9sl]

I didn't understand that scene either, like why are they instantly trying to kill each other then 2 seconds later they are ok?

[@regularshow960]

@@AlejandroMorales-zj9sl that happens in EVERY Marvel movie whenever good characters who are gonna be working together meet for the first time

[@marqparks]

@@AlejandroMorales-zj9sl I took as like a "thing" they do as sisters. They have to fight til one of them submits each time they see each other after a long time or something

[@derpmang5539]

That was simply a Widow greeting, nothing more.

[@georgprime4665]

As I was watching that scene all I could think is what's Ryan George gonna say lol!

[@motionflixentertainment7153]

"I was thinking we could make a Black Widow movie." "Sounds like something we should've done back in 2010."

[@drphot6050]

Haha 2016 at the most lol

[@SourRobo8364]

It's definitely gonna feel like a 2010 movie.

[@akshy471]

@@SourRobo8364 in 2010 this movie wouldve never reached theatres

[@andremiller1836]

Isn't that the Iron Man 2 Movie?

[@flexprime2010]

@@akshy471 why so?

[@karinamargit9496]

Did anyone else hope this movie was gonna be about Widow and Hawkeye and how they met? Because that would have been sick to get a backstory on their friendship

[@spencerbrinton1397]

Would have been more enjoyable

[@Shankar-oe5rm]

Yea, Budapest

[@ceasarsaran8573]

I was hoping it would never be made

[@Billy_Lenz]

No.

[@xitaris5981]

Not to mention it would have added more emotion to her ultimate sacrifice in End Game when you rewatch it. Instead we got a soulless throw-away plot

[@stormvexed]

"we're gonna do a Deadpool." "Oh great!" "No the bad one." "Oh no..."

[@TheElectricMayhem]

And they totally ripped off Stryker from X2, down to Dreykov copying his physique and glasses, using their mute and scarred children with heterochromia as the center of a mind control plot.

[@drakemguard1407]

Its super Easy barely an inconvenience 😝

[@redharrison894]

Sorry but i'm still confused wich one is the better Deadpool? Wolverine Origins: young Ryan Reynolds 2009 or old Ryan Reynolds 2016 that looks like a male d$$k

[@ycchen1815]

I can't find a more accurate way to describe the "Taskmaster" in Black Widow.......

[@Crossbones6732]

@@TheElectricMayhem I mean, Stryker was passionate, he would monologue like he was performing on stage, with gusto and fire, while Dreykov was cold, the embodiment of a chilling Russian. But it goes to show chunkier British actors are who you want to play your American and Russian masterminds.

[@EvanMelts]

“Everyone knows how she’s dies so let’s just make her invincible”

[@dekaritheprofessor2631]

Spittin Facts!!

[@grayski3324]

Yeah, she should've died many times over. Especially the car crash and the entire end scene.

[@mattimusmattrime]

I kept expecting Mobius to open a TVA portal to reset reality when she died in any of the dozen of ways that should have killed her.

[@jonnysinclair2186]

Ah yes just like Achilles in troy

[@Wolverine1987]

@@grayski3324 you do realize she’s been conditioned

[@teusvandermeij7287]

"What's the Mission?" "Sign up for Disney +" this had me lol.

[@potatogaming7044]

It’s not bad if you already have it And have friends Over as if 4 friend a solid 5 $ saved per person

[@semiruu]

And once you signed up you need to pay for Premium access anyway

[@semiruu]

@@jv-nn4uu ah right good to know. Thought it might be permanently locked behind another paywall 😏

[@aidangordon2713]

Not even sure why they needed to plug it here. The sheer brilliance of _Loki_ is advertisement *enough* for many, dammit.

[@SeraphsWitness]

I did think it was weird how she and her sister tried to murder each other with zero explanation on first sight of one another… and then also call a truce with zero explanation, instantly being on each other’s side now. Also, there’s a word for “intentional collateral damage”: murder.

[@bitharne]

Didn’t know you could murder buildings…

[@schattentaenzerin]

I agree. Felt like "Hey Avenger sister, I sent you this stuff because I need your help, but first, let's do some cool fighting for no reason"

[@zaza-ik5ws]

@@schattentaenzerin "You could have just asked" "You never know someone until you fight them"

[@Lumerlume11]

@@bitharne she knew the girl was in there

[@Tential1]

Bruh, I've realized, you need a lot of drugs to now enjoy these movies. The drugs help you ignore all the inconsistencies... Or exacerbates them since you still notice them no matter how many drugs you've used....

[@yessum15]

Can't believe he didn't mention how Task Master basically lost 30lbs as soon as they revealed she was a woman.

[@srinathblaze651]

Instant weight loss capsules

[@UncontrollableOne]

@Alan wow wow wow wow

[@ElliottWong2024]

Wait, did Taskmaster lose weight?

[@cagedcoco1681]

CALLED IT

[@mechanicaldavid4827]

I thought Olga was OK at the end of Hitman, though??

[@cbpd89]

"He's from some of the OTHER MOVIES." -The entire MCU in one sentence

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

It’s almost like these movies are prequels or sequels of the other and that’s how movies work.

[@coreywallace2052]

@@mr.stuffdoer8483 relax shill

[@commieRob]

@@coreywallace2052 is TIGHT!

[@CrxstyFN]

@@mr.stuffdoer8483 its almost like you missed the joke

[@SchneeflockeMonsoon]

“I mean a Deadpool in an X-Men: Origins way.” Faith in the character has just vanished.

[@AlcoholicBoredom]

They can't do that! Deadpool already traveled back in time to kill that character, so he doesn't exist in this time line anymore.

[@aidanmullard8508]

Well I mean yeah, it's task master in name and powers only, so yes just like X men origins

[@Liesmith424]

That part was really disappointing but, at the very least, she's freed from the mind control at the end. So there's opportunity to have the character reappear later with a very different personality that's closer to the comics/cartoons/etc. It was still a weird ass decision to begin with, though.

[@AlcoholicBoredom]

@@Liesmith424 There's a whole Google's worth of information about why Scarjo died instead of Jeremy. A lot of it contradictory and uninformative. If I may project for a moment, I think most of us would've liked a recurring Black Widow franchise. The impression I get is that Scarjo wasn't interested in continuing in Marvel. Maybe she'll be the female Dr. Doolittle in the reboot of the movie liked by literally no one.

[@showmeyourmoves8551]

It works better if you are not a fan of taskmaster cause this movie taskmaster actually have personal connection to natasha.

[@whompingtonbusworth]

"Why would I bother watching a movie about a character that’s dead?" “Because ScarJo’s costume is TIGHT!”

[@DakshJuneja]

This should have been added

[@VoidKing666]

Actually a correct use of the word tight

[@davidsigalow7349]

Hey nowwww!

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Wonder womans costume is much better

[@VoidKing666]

@@dcmastermindfirst9418 but Scarlett Johnson’s costume is TIGHT, too! I need you to get aaaaall the way off my back for having this joke he just as applicable with Wonder Woman

[@jrc1092]

“Wasn’t she just captured Ross, what happens next ?” “I don’t know” “Fair enough” LOL

[@iamkoopa22]

Yeah, that was weird how they just skipped ahead.

[@heitoroliveira5166]

How she's gonna scape? oh it's gonna be super easy barely an inconveninence"

[@ViewtifulDarnell]

@M Ralte But... Vision wasn't captured. He was always Team Iron Man. Even when he and Wanda were seeing each other, he was never wanted or on the run. Wanda was but not him.

[@4hmqd]

@@ViewtifulDarnell He means that in infinity war steve, falcon, and Natasha save wanda and vision from the black order even though wanda and vision should be way stronger than them

[@Homeboy_Brando]

@@4hmqd Should be, but Vision was caught off guard and Wanda barely understood her powers back then. She understands her powers a lot more now after WandaVision, and especially after reading the Darkhold, she’ll definitely be a force to be reckoned with.

[@Smytguy]

After this movie I wonder just how Hawkeye got the soul stone, because if this movie proves ANYTHING it's that she would have survived that fall.

[@king-zm3gq]

*cough* *cough* PLOT *cough*

[@bizzybrown8372]

☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@MrYerak5]

Maybe she had 9 lives like a cat and in endgame it was har last and we should call har cat woman insted

[@commieRob]

Wow. This is so good at observation it should have been in the pitch meeting.

[@jesuschrististheanswer4546]

She sacrificed herself on purpose

[@eno2870]

"Cuz it's been a couple minutes since the last action scene." God, this. So much this. I actually paused the movie at this point and went.. wait, why are they fighting? They know who each other is, and Natasha was basically invited to come visit her.

[@lordstark1626]

Maybe that's how they greet each other in the Widow society 😌

[@setwoulemski]

Oh my Gosh Eno you can't just ask people why they're fighting

[@nnaproductions]

Yeah and the overall pacing for those couple of first scenes was horrendous (ACTION, ACTION, ACTION, 10sec of character building, ACTION). It got way better after though

[@kurtramos59]

They were fighting probably because they are not sure if either one of them is on a mission to kill the other. idk I'm just guessing.

[@agustinbinello9753]

1 word: "Beacuse"

[@PumpkinBird]

The sign up for Disney plus joke actually got me laughing because it’s so true. Disney has made it so that to be able to keep up with the mcu you basically have to own a Disney plus account

[@videogamenostalgia]

And then the actual MCU shows on Disney plus are effectively underwhelming previews for future MCU stuff.

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

Actually they’ve stated that they’re not gonna leave movie viewers totally in the dark.

[@bigriverraiders9243]

I know I just watch KZbin reviews instead. The star wars shows does make it tempting, but not worth it for me.

[@zwenkwiel816]

Or have access to the pirate bay...

[@mcuforever2561]

@@videogamenostalgia loki was really good though.

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

"Can he do a Russian accent?" "It doesn't matter." "It matters a little."

[@last7509]

can he do a boston accent in the departed? doesnt matter

[@theonlytruth9453]

incidentally, he has also played beowulf.

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

@@hydroponichomesteader6852 It would have been better if they had just forgone the Russian accents with some nod to them being trained to not have an accent or to have and unobtrusive accent. Fake ones are really obvious and bad.

[@commandercaptain4664]

BEOWULF!!!

[@mesesakeekedo8190]

No

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

"Natasha killed a child?" Wow, that adds a huge and interesting moral dilemma to the character. What are you going to do with- "Well, she didn't really die, so it's alright." Thanks for getting my hopes up, movie.

[@ImAlsoMerobiba]

The moral dilemma was still there. She consciously put a child's in harms way, and expected her to die as colleteral damage.

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

@@ImAlsoMerobiba it's there, but they don't do anythign with it, so it might as well not be.

[@danielej5856]

@@ImAlsoMerobiba atleast they were loyal to her comics -source material

[@whatdidyousay1235]

And she doesn't even want revenge from Natasha

[@ikhwanmauaja1184]

@@whatdidyousay1235 idk bro (i don't watch the movie), but if you got brainwashed winter soldier style by someone who you suppose to avenge to. I feel like it's doesn't matter either

[@cb-gz1vl]

"Pheromones" "She can't just walk to the edge of the room.." "Pheromones" "Fair enough".

[@antiochus87]

He's lucky none of them are trained to use sniper rifles...

[@HouseMDLover69]

@@antiochus87 well they couldn't use that cuz *pheromones*

[@antiochus87]

@@HouseMDLover69 "Oh very powerful pheromones!" Seriously, if a black widow took a shot from across the street? Several floors up?

[@unityedits3722]

Pher enough

[@HouseMDLover69]

@@antiochus87 yeah,but you see... *Pheromones*

[@cameronlapage7386]

Honestly, I didn't even realize the vest was from Infinity War. I just thought they were ripping on '90s artists' obsessions with vests, pouches and shoulder pads.

[@MrK133n]

Same

[@schattentaenzerin]

I watched it today and struggled to remember where she even was at the beginning of Infinity War. I can't keep track of what people *wear*

[@JohnLee-ue6gy]

I thought it was one of the contemporary nods to the feminist gripe about no pockets on women's clothing.

[@kingcosworth2643]

Should of seen the shoulder pads in the 80's, they were something else.

[@Parocha]

@@kingcosworth2643large enough to store Iron Man armor shoulder projectiles…

[@DarkmanPoe]

"Surgical head-smashing is tight!" You've done it again...

[@leroyvermilion7708]

He always done it right 😐

[@turdfurgeson1643]

Wow wow wow. Wow.

[@KillMeNext]

Hail Satan!

[@arthurtwa]

It worked for squidward...

[@ebayseller6040]

does it every time tho didnt fail once

[@ClockworkGearhead]

"It doesn't matter." "Well, it matters a little." "NOPE!" heh

[@under_score3829]

"If you can smell him, you can't hurt him." Kilgrave: "Amateur."

[@A.B.I.R.U]

Guy spittin' orders. Even from mile away u can't disobey him.

[@darthvectivus7220]

That guy has low key probably the most devastating superpower you can have. He could have built an army of superheroes/villains. He could have become president. Hell, he could have taken over the world. Instead he just psychologically tortures people for fun.

[@smalls9852]

Lol!

[@VinceValentine]

@@darthvectivus7220 He does become president for life in Marvel 1602.

[@gnoe4815]

@@darthvectivus7220 especially the way he died to Jessica Jones in the series was just laughable. Here's a man able to control anyone with cunning plans by the wazoo usually, but no, all he wanted was a hug.

[@FurryStockings]

Taskmaster got turned into a bland, silent character in this movie, and I'm still pissed about that -.- lol

[@chrislaf]

But Winter Soldier was a quiet, stoic unstoppable assassin and that movie was good so they just had to do the same thing again! \s

[@mxl8755]

Same

[@mcuforever2561]

@@chrislaf winter soldier is the same in comics, but taskmaster is not.

[@DynamicUnreality]

A lot of comic villains have similar "snarky but bitter smart guy" characterizations in Marvel comics. If they had made her a wit-spewing Deadpool knock-off everyone would have hated that too.

[@yannym4605]

The bland and silent aspect wasn't an inherent quality of Taskmaster. They were under mind control. She stopped being silent and began showing emotion the moment the mind control was removed. We'll see what happens with the character going forward. Mind you, she'll probably need to go see Bucky's therapist.

[@katakesh8566]

I don't watch movies now, just Pitch Meetings You are serotonin for the soul

[@brandongalvan6603]

"Why didn’t we release this movie before Endgame?" "Because it’s actually just an origin story for her sister."

[@EddyA1337]

Will admit though Pugh is a fine piece of ass I wouldn't mind making sweet love by the fire to.

[@nyshyn307]

@@EddyA1337 sir?

[@ix69yn]

@@EddyA1337 Down bad

[@extestential6638]

@@EddyA1337 wtf

[@aaronseidl5941]

@@EddyA1337 I'd give her the best 10 seconds of my life

[@dmitry6472]

I think this whole movie is a spoiler. Marvel showed us that Natasha can fall from anything and still survive...So looking forward to see her in future movies. Actually with multiverse concept it doesn't even matter anymore.

[@zenks5883]

wdym, she literally died of falling in endgame no?

[@ska8rerboi702]

@@zenks5883 what they are saying is that they think she didn’t die from the fall

[@dmitry6472]

@@zenks5883 Maybe she was just taking a nap...

[@zainjessani7340]

@@dmitry6472 uhhhhhhh… There was blood coming from her head in Endgame. I’m no doctor, but falling from a very tall cliff doesn’t guarantee survival at the least, maybe a few broken bones if she did.

[@dmitry6472]

@@zainjessani7340 You never know, maybe she was carrying extra Heinz pouches she took from Maccies and fall on them :D

[@lwivv9052]

"Well, the child didn't really die, so morally we're all good." "Well..." It was lowkey, but the quick "Well..." before moving on to the next point as if noting happened killed me for some reason.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Cringe.

[@mithicash1444]

The movie should have been much darker and violent than it was. Black Widow has one of the most sinister and tragic backstories in Marvel, but they just had to turn it into another flashy-unrealistic action movie. Should have been more about the tragedy and emotion rather than action.

[@HandledToaster2]

it still has to be rated E because Disney.

[@khfan4life365]

That would have made her look vulnerable, though. For some reason, Twitter feminists hate that and that scares Hollywood into not giving women weaknesses, which is sad because vulnerabilities make us empathize with characters. It’s a shame women can’t be portrayed as anything other than a “badass who don’t need no man”. What endeared us to Tony, Steve, and Thor were their moments of weakness and overcoming obstacles, making us feel the triumph that they felt.

[@ElliottWong2024]

Really? I found it very compelling and emotional?

[@JJ-iu5hl]

...but money

[@Surbhitprasoonsingh96]

Chuck being dark, the stakes were so low and things went on just for the sake of the plot

[@christopherdrummer4464]

I am so impressed on how quickly Ryan George made this video.. almost as impressive as Natasha falling off 10 story buildings, hitting things on the way down, and landing on her feet!

[@ihavenocommonsensebut2008]

The fact that Captain America fell a shorter distance and took longer to get up🤦🏽‍♂️

[@hassathunter2464]

And yet somehow endgame's fall kills her...

[@christopherdrummer4464]

@@ihavenocommonsensebut2008 yeah, the logic is just a little, y'know... Off 🤔😅

[@christopherdrummer4464]

@@hassathunter2464 I have no idea how that works. Marvel physics are confusing 😣

[@RambleOn07]

@@hassathunter2464 that cliff had anti plot armor magic

[@philingrouille7198]

"The Avengers: The Age of Disney+" Working title.

[@nahor88]

Nothing was more aggravating than being the one person in my group of friends that has seen F&tWS and immediately recognized Valentina, only to see blank looks on the others' faces.

[@jacquiskliros637]

Black Widow had an amazing story. Just a shame we didn't actually get to see any of it. We needed a prequel but we needed Scarlet Johanson

[@moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115]

"Did you see Avengers: Endgame? Because I have terrible news!" I just laughed so hard that I snorted! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@stryyker9]

she had to diee , else she'd be melted.

[@DMS-pq8]

Snorting is tight

[@kevinperlet9861]

@@DMS-pq8 wow wow wow wow

[@noelcristianbernardo9421]

This snorter music is funny because i laugh!💩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@noelcristianbernardo9421]

@@DMS-pq8 DMS1983 IS LAUGHING AND SNORTING TOO HAHA🤣

[@parthbansal2775]

Pitch meeting: *Spoilers Ahead* Me an intellectual: I know. She dies

[@josephjoestar324]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aperson5215]

WOAH... SPOILER

[@aperson5215]

Wait a minute Spoilers are TIGHT

[@cobra8888]

Me: Wowowowow

[@kongmengyang1098]

Wait, her character dies?! Wow wow wow wow wow

[@adanflores4523]

Studio guy: “Why did it take us so long to do this?” Writer: “I don’t know”

[@רפאל-ב]

Fair enough

[@trinaq]

Yep, I wouldn't be surprised if that WAS the real pitch for this movie! 😂

[@hermask815]

@@רפאל-ב I don’t know & Fair enough Is more appropriate for the style of this channel.

[@רפאל-ב]

@@hermask815 that's why I said it

[@ShadouFox]

Writer: "Money" Studio guy: " Oh.. U have my undying attention"

[@Soft_Ghost]

"And then Dreykov reveals that he has been making use of the one natural resource the world has too much of." "Solar energy?" "Girls" "Oh, yeah yeah yeah!"

[@pooppooper9033]

That part was so weird. I don’t even know what they were going for.

[@eeli8295]

I watched this in theaters with a couple of friends and we all collectively said "based" after that line

[@yannym4605]

It was supposed to simultaneously be a misogynistic comment and a critique on the societal neglect of abandoned children, especially girls.

[@Biznatchio69]

"And then Wonder Woman did super well", "Stop talking!" Died.

[@Ardit_Rama]

I didn't got that

[@skeleton_ajay1118]

@@Ardit_Rama it's dc movie

[@Ardit_Rama]

@@skeleton_ajay1118 I have seen wonder woman both of them I know 😂 what I didn’t know is that why did Ryan say stop when the other Ryan mentioned Wonder Woman

[@siddharthdash8946]

@@Ardit_Rama because....

[@gallowglass3764]

@@siddharthdash8946 oh, ok!

[@Optimusprime809]

Cap: "You here with a mission sir?" Fury: "I am. Sign up for Disney Plus."

[@cathrionaoshea1687]

“Natasha escapes with the vials and goes to see her fake sister and they start fighting when they see each other” “Why” “Unclear”

[@fewwiggle]

"the viles" Those are reprehensible people aren't they? :-)

[@diegoclark7697]

"cuz it's been a still minutes since the last action"

[@lesgrossman2422]

For a second I was like WTF are "The Viles". I dont remember seeing that character in the movie, Then I realized you meant "The Vials" LMAOOO

[@Steelburgh]

Ohh grammar nazis who mask their spelling corrections in flippant comments are TIGHT.

[@cathrionaoshea1687]

@@Steelburgh “Whoops” “Whoopsie”

[@philipmartin3411]

Loved it!!! That calling Taskmaster the Deadpool from X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009), Genius!!! This video made a lot of good points

[@manamaster6]

The quality of these pitch meetings has been increasing over time, gets criticism right, entertaining, and quite funny.

[@line4169]

More shitty Hollywood movies becomes ....better pitch meetings we get!

[@johnnytee911]

Also the cast is great

[@joevenespineli6389]

@@johnnytee911 A star studded cast.

[@justhair17]

@@johnnytee911 Yeah, I mean they managed to make a movie full of plot holes relatively entertaining

[@brawl8]

taskmaster this cold bad ass calculating mercenary .. can copy the fighting and skill set of any person it sees. Reduced to a mind control chump. Dammit we got X-men origins Deadpooled.

[@ZEPR0FESS0RR]

For freaking real

[@johnnymittle]

@@ZEPR0FESS0RR I mean it's not much of a reduction. The copying thing is still there. Still bad ass. And a pretty minor character. People are only pretending to now suddenly care about the character.

[@deceptOG]

@@johnnymittle exactly. Also they could still make the og taskmaster appear somewhere else I mean there can be multiple people with same alias and plus he could be a mutant or mutate or whatever the f he is when they introduce those. Love his personality though, it would've been a waste imo to have his appearance be in this movie, would much rather see him go against Spiderman or Deadpool.

[@ZEPR0FESS0RR]

@@johnnymittle yeah I hear ya… but it was my favorite villain as a kid… so I did and do care

[@BenjiDarius]

Watching Ryan George spoil movies for us is TIGHT!

[@trinaq]

Yes sir, it is!

[@sheahunsinger9801]

I’m gunna need ya to get all the way off his back.

[@Llamas3112]

I saw it

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@sheahunsinger9801 "ok let me get off of that thing"

[@atobe1844]

yeah yeah yeah!

[@jlupus8804]

I can't believe this ended up just being a commercial for _yet another_ tv show

[@broomemike1]

So did you reduce every previous movie down to it's post credit scene, also? Maybe you should just not watch those?

[@jlupus8804]

@@broomemike1 The difference is a lot of those other movies still have quality to them, while this one’s only quality was a good supporting character which they immediately used as a cash grab

[@georgeplunkitt5565]

@@jlupus8804 Is this your first Marvel movie? One thing will always lead to another, it’s kind of their thing. If you looked at every Marvel movie in that way you’d have a lot more complaining to do. “Omg I can’t believe this is leading toward yet another marvel property.” It’s never ending lol

[@robertpalmer8080]

@@georgeplunkitt5565 yes and no. The other movies were for the most part good movies that had post credit scenes setting up future movies. This was a bland movie using a new character to point people to Disney Plus. It feels different.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Marvel’s stuff is all just commercials for the next commercial.

[@lkh1093]

Marvel: Let’s make Taskmaster kind of a disappointment. Marvel Writer: Super Easy Barely An Inconvenience!

[@trinaq]

Yes, let's have the Taskmaster be a female, for no reason other than as a shocking swerve!

[@kinglordchoo17]

Kind of?

[@j-zhirngaming9550]

I honestly wasn't disappointed

[@kavehteimory6413]

I liked it!🤷‍♂️

[@TheSkinnyMechanic]

Making taskmaster a woman did nothing to change the character so that part I don’t care about but making her a robot and then eliminating her by end of movie for a one time use villain is a travesty

[@seaofbloodredroses9940]

"Hey, it must be difficult putting up new Pitch Meetings within like a day or two of a movie's initial release." "Nope, super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

[@linneausmsiska1184]

How do they even do that their faster than honest trailers

[@abubzlife8733]

Oh really?

[@note4note804]

Doesn't hurt when your script is a Mad Libs that you basically just put names and plot elements into.

[@AlcoholicBoredom]

@@note4note804 I think it's also helpful that most movie scripts _themselves_ these days are basically Mad Libs, and so they easily fall right into the Pitch Meeting formula.

[@Murraymaker]

Because most reviewers see movies before they are released. I saw Black Widow a few days before the release and I know someone who saw it two weeks in advance. Plenty of time to have the video ready to go before the release.

[@daredarrow6704]

Hmmm, that scene with Natasha falling... And she hit everything on her way down, I feel even super soldiers would've been hospitalized... For an hour tops.

[@olimpiano8760]

Cap has fallen from higher altitudes without any problems tho

[@lifeofentropy]

@@olimpiano8760 Cap kinda has the most perfect version of the super soldier serum running through him tho. this version of black widow does not.

[@kenanburakkaplan4087]

It was said in the movie that the Widows (or atleast Natasha) were chosen because of her genetical superiority. So I guess she is better than a regular human.

[@raydunakin]

Natasha has something even better than super powers: Plot armor!

[@lifeofentropy]

@@kenanburakkaplan4087 I took that to mean shes like peak human, like Olympic athlete level, not super soldier level.

[@andrewhartmangunsmith2755]

Thank god finally I get to know where that Black Widow's vest is from.👍

[@janschlienger3223]

Writer: "Taskmaster is actually the little girl from the explosion" Studio guy: "cool, so who is gonna play the 9-10 year old girl 8 years later?" Writer: "i was thinking olga kurylenko, which is five years older than scarlett johansson and in her 40s"

[@kingofnara]

lmao

[@kingofnara]

are you shitting me so they picked a 40 year old actor to play a 19 year old

[@sodeiku]

that's a really weird choice, and she's not even speaking in the movie

[@hruiz3308]

Jesus, that was Olga? They uglied her up horribly.

[@grumpypants2066]

I always thought task master was some random mercenary dude

[@akilldev9180]

Man, i was waiting for this movie to see taskmaster. I didn’t expect him to be gender swapped, but at least they could make her a badass bounty hunter working for that russian accen’t guy instead of sentimental mind controlled damsel in distress. Not to mention that they made taskmaster silent so they can avoid writing memorable one liners or dialogues for her

[@davidrichter7537]

Using the term "accen't" for someone without a credible accent is genius.

[@Melanie-jy2nw]

It was actually called “the taskmaster protocol” so there’s a good chance that they can use this protocol/suit design as inspiration for the real taskmaster now that they lost Dreykov’s daughter

[@deronn.j6088]

I honestly wouldnt mine gender swapping the role for taskmaster as long as it makes sense. The problem is the reveal doesnt feel like a surprise. Theres no emotional heft to it. You know what would make the movie far better? Starting it in Budapest instead of a simple flashback, where she ordered the bombing of the place. Imagine at the very start. The Black Widow you know, orders a bombing on building with a child in it. And then the place title card reveals "BUDAPEST". Now thats a beginning

[@shubhayukolay9609]

@@deronn.j6088 My point exactly.. In earlier drafts, Jeremy Renner would have appeared in the flashback scenes, which should have been shown before the present day scene of Natasha escaping from Ross. Instead we just get a voice over and a photograph of him

[@antioligarki61988]

@@deronn.j6088 not so much for me, what if we change cat woman to cat man,aqua man tu aqua women,or spongejene squareskirt 🤣

[@Amir-kc9yu]

Most of the times I prefer the pitch meeting over the actual movie.

[@valkyrie9646]

Esp with this one, well, and probably The Eternals, too.

[@jackmorningstar1653]

You should definitely watch Black Widow though and especially Eternals

[@showmeyourmoves8551]

@@valkyrie9646 black widow is a fine movie. This pitch meeting episode is a proof enough as there are less shading here than any other film.

[@hrdkorebp]

I don’t even watch Disney movies anymore but still enjoy the pitch meetings

[@jking4973]

@@valkyrie9646 The Eternals is directed by Chloe Zhao, a brilliant film maker, and has an outstanding cast, that film should be one of the best movies in the MCU by far.

[@jloiben12]

“A non-superpowered hero would have died many times in this movie.” “Yeah but we know when she dies so we can’t have that.” Such a missed Skrull opportunity

[@daemoneko]

This is the best "I dont know" "fair enough" gag I've seen so far hahaha!

[@leroyvermilion7708]

You should watch wonder woman 1984 pitch meeting

[@geohaber]

But how she get away from Ross?

[@charlescannon2469]

This reminds me of my biggest issue.... Fury: Hey, call Natasha, she is the only one skilled enough to handle.... Grunt: An alien whale slammed into her and Banner and she died yesterday in New.... Fury: Why was my irreplaceable super spy on the front lines!

[@omeganova4332]

I was talking to a friend and mentioned oh black widow is pretty anti taskmaster right, like that's an easy fight? And they went off because of how much they love taskmaster and I just made the point well she's an assassin who uses stealth and not prolonged fighting and taskmaster thrives on continued fighting right?? They didn't agree though

[@supermrmaro]

@@omeganova4332 conceptually this sounds good but in the movies I don't think I've ever seen Natasha use stealth (haven't seen Black Widow though so maybe I'm wrong).

[@WinningbyWisconsin]

@@supermrmaro She impersonates a boardmember of SHIELD at the end of Winter Soldier. I'd consider that as stealthy. I get your point that they don't use stealth all that much with Black Widow though

[@AusSP]

@@omeganova4332 Yes, but that also makes Taskmaster the anti-Black Widow. If Black Widow can assassinate him before he notices her, she wins. If he sees her, he wins.

[@commandercaptain4664]

Fury: Why was my irreplaceable super spy on the front lines? Writer: So the movie can happen. Fury: Wow wow wow.... muhfugguh.

[@reibax]

You forgot to mention that the movie ends by saying that Natasha has two families, but in endgame she says that the Avengers are her only family.... :/

[@dsolomon]

Whoops!

[@bbgunz1705]

@@dsolomon Whoopsie!

[@dennisngewa743]

@Jimmy J Whoops

[@akashr2856]

Maybe they got dusted during snap?

[@mrtroll7849]

@@akashr2856 yeah the end credits scene makes it seem like at least her sister probably was snapped

[@spicyboy67]

Ryan, I gotta know. Do other Screen Rant writers help you with the writing... or do you write all your own pitch meetings? If you do all the writing, you are one of the best comedians around. Also, your personal channel is great too 👍

[@barbaralachance5836]

I read an interview with him a little while ago and I think he does it all. It's comedic genius... Can't get enough of these pitch meetings.

[@xitaris5981]

He has stated that he is a one-man crew

[@wearywanderer7018]

His consistency is remarkable. Nonstop gold every time.

[@jessejohnson9321]

Hi personal channel is further proof of genius

[@CellStudios55]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was bothered by the prison scene. Those guards were just doing their jobs and they straight up murdered them.

[@pixxelwizzard]

Yeah, but they were only Russian guards. /s

[@GothamClive]

@@pixxelwizzard If the guards were bad people then at least some prisoners weren't. Black Widow killed a lot of Russian dissidents, gay people and intellectuals..

[@Gadavillers-Panoir]

I thought they all went into some concrete bunker or something.

[@debochch]

Yes but most of the guards were white so they need to check their privilege. BLACK WIDOWS MATTER.

[@bat_of_gotham]

and yet she's a hero and batman is the bad guy... duhhhhhh

[@mind-blowing_tumbleweed]

When BW smashed her head against the table, I pictured how it would look like had she not succeed on the first try and had to smash more times

[@TrekBeatTK]

I seriously think it was shot that way and trimmed for ratings

[@nousername1888]

Well she got him to hit him first like 4 times if that helps. It didnt work so she then hit her head off the table

[@gnoe4815]

That would have made it look quite like Monty Python. Imagine her smashing it in there for like 20 times and mumbling 'Oh ffs'

[@douglasderu980]

I kinda wish she had at least pretended it hurt a bit. I don't care what kind of training you've had; you're going to need a minute after smashing your nose on a table

[@gnoe4815]

@@douglasderu980 this being in a universe where you can slash or rip people's arms off, throw buildings on them, etc. and they only look mildly annoyed ;)

[@examination4088]

"What's the Mission?" "Sign up for Disney+" _People who learn how to pirate the movies during quarantine_ "No, I don't think I will"

[@niehuaisangsknees]

fr tho... i literally learned more abt saving money on streaming channels during quarantine than ever in my life

[@zacharygenin183]

Do you know what 123movies is? Because I certainly don’t.

[@rezarahman7045]

@@zacharygenin183 Do you know what Piratesbay is? Cuz I certainly don't

[@lilchoco1684]

Do you know what flixtor is?Because I certainly don't

[@friendlyneighborhooddislik486]

Do you know what brazzers is? Because I certainly do

[@Aviendha1591]

Thanks!

[@jonathanadams7607]

“So morally, we’re all good”..... “Well??” 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@RGC_animation]

[@cyandamadlala9610]

😂😂😂, yeah yeah yeah!!

[@daftrok]

I love how Black Widow had literally nothing to do with the Infinity conflict, Steve Rogers, them going into hiding, keeping an eye on Vision and Scarlet Witch, etc.

[@apexmarveldchelluvabossfan7247]

Would've been a better plot than this

[@rinraiden]

By this point I've stopped watching movies. I just watch the Pitch Meetings.

[@camouflagejumpsuit]

same 🙄 at least Ryan is reliably entertaining

[@brandonden795]

I was watching the movie seeing if I can guess everything that would come up in the pitch meeting lol

[@mrsnewton87]

I didn't even care about spoiler reviews. I'd watch the critical drinkers review before the film.

[@robot3266]

We beg to differ

[@VinceLyle2161]

Big time saver. Plus there's the fact that most movies are garbage.

[@zentendoxn8955]

7:22 When I watched it, having watched Falcon & Winter Soldier a while prior, it ended up having the impact I think they intended, just in reverse. I was shocked seeing them give Elaine’s character more screen time.

[@DavidRidlen]

"So while a small army attacks the four of them in a rural house, how does Natasha and her Mom have time to go over an elaborate identity swap plan, and manufacture perfect replica masks and carefully braided wigs of each other, and swap outifts that happen to fit perfectly, and master imitating each other's voices, all in the span of about two minutes?" "I don't know." "Oh, ok."

[@SovietReunionYT]

"Fair enough."

[@Onionion852]

"They had about an hour." "That's 30 times more"

[@abubzlife8733]

Because…..see I wrote that…..with the word stuffs….right here on this paper…..script. I’m really good with words and that’s why you pay me sir!

[@nonuvurbeeznus795]

you don't need to imitate voices with the face masks.

[@bonkers46]

"Because the third act of the movie has to happen!"

[@asiaticman3070]

“What’s the mission”? “Sign up tor Disney plus”!😂😂

[@IAMP4LEST1N3]

LOL I was so fncked up the first time hearing this line 🤣🤣

[@asiaticman3070]

@@IAMP4LEST1N3 ikr😂😂

[@commandercaptain4664]

Hulu: Whoops. Paramount+: Whoopsies.

[@asiaticman3070]

@@commandercaptain4664 😂😂😂

[@Mordeairayne]

😂

[@xZOOMARx]

Producer guy: haven’t we completed the storylines for virtually every MCU character? Writer guy: well here’s the thing: money happened Producer guy: ooh I like money!

[@elizabethmolino8262]

That's Fiegie thinking right there .

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Except fans wanted a Black Widow solo movie for the last 11 years. Stan Lee himself said in 2014 it may be moving forward.

[@mercedesdrake9113]

umm did you think a black widow movie existed before this one? it took marvel 11 years to give their first female avenger in the mcu her own storyline.

[@aretnap3653]

1:31... "Cause We've Been Leaning Into That, for TheLast Five Years or So" 😂😂😂

[@JohnMarler]

That question after the “grounded” statement was baller ⛹️‍♀️

[@todddammit4628]

I thought it was tight.

[@ShadouFox]

"He can't hurt him because of pheromones " "aah.. Smelling good for most of your life is tight!"

[@zippers987]

ajsjsjdj literally could use a sniper

[@quintespeed]

I smell a marketing opportunity...

[@vic137]

seriously the "Where did this character get his/her clothes/items from" trend should stop.

[@cl8733]

I almost cringe these days when I watch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade because that one might have started it all.

[@GigglingStoners]

That's the extent of writing talent Disney is hiring these days.

[@dingle2987]

But how will I know pressing issues like how Boba Fett got the dent on his helmet.

[@vic137]

@@cl8733 yeah. I remember that one. haha. Although I think we could agree that the hat and whip are iconic Items. But Black widow's Vest, Han Solo's dice? who asked for those?

[@cl8733]

@@vic137 totally agree

[@jamesheatherly4209]

When the Pitch Meeting is better than the actual movie 🍿

[@biglinz9459]

That's always the case.

[@chad773]

The better the movie, the more hilarious it is. But the worse the movie... The more hilarious it is.

[@Powerhaus88]

Not a hard thing to do with the mcu

[@williamblakehall5566]

"She can't because of pheremones." Yes, and because we're stealing a twist from the final reel of RoboCop.

[@trontosaurusrex9532]

Directive 4 references are tight!

[@EgorLappo]

You're fired!

[@Loremastrful]

I would have referenced Demolition Man.

[@eradict]

Dead or alive, you're coming with me!

[@williamblakehall5566]

@@Loremastrful DM is a great movie, but Simon Phoenix being kept from killing Cocteau is very different from RoboCop being rendered unable to arrest Dick Jones. I stand by my choice.

[@RMVideos92]

"So then Dragov manages to bring in all of the brainwashed widows and they start attacking Natasha." "Oh man, all at once?" "No, only one or two attack her while the rest of the widows stand around and kind of just, y'know... watch and wait for their turn." "Seems like it'd be easier to overpower her if they all attack her at once." "Yeah but she's the hero so she needs to win." "Ah okay."

[@luizfelipevbf5567]

@Matthew Shinnick wouldn't that mean he wants them to torture her? No reason they all couldn't do it at the same time.

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

So, basically the same climactic action scene sequence as all kung-fu movies ever made. "There are hundreds of us and only one of you. That's why we will attack you one at a time!"

[@mdragarg]

@Matthew Shinnick >make it slow That's a plot convinience. He had no reason to ask them to make it slow. Natasha was trying to stop him. In reality, a man who has a terrorist after him will do anything to stop him, not sit back and get entertained while his soldiers (which are the final safeguard between him and the terrorist) take it slow

[@T1hitsTheHighestNote]

It's a very Neo vs Agent Smith kind of fight. Also, all these BW are very bad fighters when the plot needs them to be.

[@JugglernautNr9]

@@davidanderson_surrey_bc Not in early Jackie Chan movies (from the 70s, 80s, early 90s), where the punches fly left and right with everyone attacking from all sides. Just search for Drunken Master "Factory Showdown", one of the best Kung Fu scenes ever put on camera.

[@dextermorgan4686]

Why won't you do an "Idiocracy" pitch meeting? That -movie- documentary definitely deserves its own pitch meeting!

[@sheahunsinger9801]

We’re living it. No need to pitch it again

[@oddis-he4853]

I want a Campus Law pitch meeting

[@hklegomaster]

Lebowski pitch meeting man

[@sphakamisozondi]

Lol good recommendation

[@datadribble]

Maybe for the eugeny undertones?

[@EmperorsNewWardrobe]

Pitch Meetings should probably start getting a cut of the movie’s profits because some people will watch the movie just to see the pitch meeting

[@DreamingDarlin]

Or watch the pitch meeting so they don't have to watch a movie.

[@justforever96]

Yeah I haven't watched barely any of these films, it's not really necessary to enjoy the Pitch Meeting.

[@PotrzebieConolly]

@@justforever96 Exactly, since Pitch Meeting explains the setup. In contrast, How It Should Have Ended is very funny, but a lot is missed if one hasn't seen the movie.

[@mati9341]

"But how did Draykov survive explosives that nearly killed his daughter completely unscattered?" "Sir, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this."

[@zainjessani7340]

“Oh let me get off of that thing!”

[@josephnewsome2935]

Well let’s hope people will forget

[@jemert96]

"People only survive explosions or falls or car crashes when I want them to" "Wow wow wow"

[@luizfelipevbf5567]

@2freeIvX so a little girl survived an explosion that destroyed the whole building whose bomb was tied to her back? Saying that she was closer to the explosion than he was would be a better excuse. Like, she was just a little girl with no powers, how would she survive that besides plot convenience?

[@zwenkwiel816]

@@luizfelipevbf5567 Hitler once survived a bombing that killed a bunch of people in the room with him. Supposedly he was saved because there was a table leg in between him and the bomb... Who lives and dies during a bombing can be kind of random and arbitrary. Even more so when a building collapses.

[@AlfredoPuente8]

Black Widow has more powers than Hulk by this point.

[@showmeyourmoves8551]

While hulk gets weaker, natasha seems going the opposite way. Well I mean ulin the first avenger movie, natasha survives a hand slap from hulk.

[@philipthesquid4979]

At this rate in a few years they will reveal she was a supersoldier the whole time

[@danielej5856]

@@showmeyourmoves8551 that's the reason why hulk chose nat to nut I regret saying this already

[@MoraiAxo]

@@danielej5856 omfg

[@jetsurge250]

@@philipthesquid4979 In the comics she is

[@Ahov]

The Pheromones thing was definitely the dumbest aspect of this movie.

[@randomdude189]

Like that creepy date scene in oceans 13 with Damon and the big nose

[@Lynz1210]

It was the Taskmaster for me. :( although the pheromone shield was pretty lame

[@lomna5329]

I have to say the pheromones are actually very important in the comics so I personally think they were the most accurate thing they could have done for a black widow movie

[@shdwkennyjay]

Task Master reveal was disappointing af as well

[@herloss448]

dumbest scene in any movie i think

[@marcileatherboots1]

One mistake: Yelena was freed at the beginning of the movie so the pheromone lock was already disabled. Plus, I doubt she could smell Draykov from outside the plane. But as always, great stuff!

[@YourMajesty143]

I don't think the mind control has anything to do with the pheromone lock. All the Widows had the pheromone lock, including Natasha who was not brainwashed. Pheromones can travel for miles, and their presence can be sensed rather than smelled. According to Melina (Natasha and Yelena's surrogate mom), the only way to disengage the pheromone lock is to sever the nerve. So unless Yelena severed her own nerve offscreen, then her being able to blow up Dreykov's aircraft is a plothole.

[@thepaladin4335]

Literally couldn’t stop laughing at how widow was just blown up, and thrown around n still survived 💀💀💀💀

[@thirdofherne9232]

When she fell off the building, hit everything on the way down and landed on her feet!!!

[@abhijeetjadhav2961]

@@thirdofherne9232 and in the next scene she was running as if she is on her morning jog! marvel really did a terrible job with this movie! its timing, writing, directing, everything is just a mess! left a sour taste just like how WW84 ruined WW for the audience!.. yes its a movie about superbeings but the only superbeing in this movie was ALEXEI and rest all were simply enhanced, peak of human potential ability beings, yet survived the explosions, falls, bullets, sky diving through debris, and shake it off like deadpool could do. utterly disappointed, this movie could have been marvel's first directive approach as a crime thriller, the gruesome past of widows and atrocities upon them, but no, they had to joke about the uterus removal like as if its getting a tattoo job done! the visualization of that one scene would have took the movie to whole different level, instead of tapping into the pain of the widows past life and trainings, we got this piece of hurried crap for money grab.

[@Sekir80]

Yeah, feels like the saw the later episodes of Die Hard. :D

[@davidmcmahon4633]

You should see the old Green Hornet movie serial. In one cliffhanger, the car they are in gets blown up as they cross a bridge and they fall to their doom. How did they survive? Next chapter shows them lying on the ground apparently dead near the smashed car. They get up after a moment and leave. That's it.

[@Mysikrysa]

Mary Sue confirmed.

[@turdfurgeson1643]

Disney is gonna need you to get alllll the way off their back about why signing up for Disney Plus is Tight!

[@munkustrap2]

Signing up for Disney+ is super easy; barely an inconvenience.

[@noahberg42]

They way he says “I don’t know” is just amazing

[@dhrgkbqxtjr2743]

It's the thing that made me fall in love with Pitch Meetings. I just wish he used "I don't know!" in every video like "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."

[@marcopolo2418]

Gotta love how convenient the face switching masks are even though we were never told where they came from and why they show up randomly. Also I love how those bullets didn't go through the helicopter where Yelana was sitting but everywhere else the bullets shredded through the chopper. Lol

[@SuperSpasticNinja]

"Surgical head smashing is tight!" is probably gonna be my quote of the year.

[@Shinmsl]

I just hope you don't work in the medical field

[@OtakuJuanma2]

Natasha in Black Widow: survives explosions, falls, bullets, punches of a being that can casually flip over tons of steel. Endgame Natasha: 20 foot fall. Dead.

[@ian_b]

"So what's the movie's main theme?" "Natasha falling off things and not dying."

[@dexterxjh5150]

Because this is not endgame.

[@chirho100]

So this where she used up her nine lives?

[@nont18411]

@@chirho100 So Black Widow in this movie is just Selina Kyle with a Batman level plot armor

[@chirho100]

@@nont18411 lol your right I didn’t think of that. Is it Michael Pfeifer or Halle Berry cat woman?

[@nont18411]

@@chirho100 Of course, it's Pfeiffer. Halle Berry's Catwoman is not even Selina Kyle.

[@danielover7071]

Absolutely nailed it! Black Widow was 2hr and 14mins of my life I’ll never get back.

[@ChrisMerkelStudios]

"You know the thing we do here is disappointing villains. Is it gonna be hard to manage that?" "No, it's gonna be super easy. Barely an inconvenience." "Oh really?" "Yeah, I figure we just, you know, do what we did with Iron Man 3, what Fox did with X-Men Origins Wolverine, and what Zack Snyder did with Batman v Superman." "Oh, what do all those movies have in common?" "The villain has a name that people recognize, but is just a completely different character." "You don't think that'll make people upset?" "Just people who are fans of the comic books." "Oh, upsetting comic book fans is tight!"

[@moviesgalore9947]

Disney and Marvel don't need comic book fans. They are all Losers and Nerds.

[@danielej5856]

@@moviesgalore9947 if that's the case then there wouldn't have been mcu. It's the coming book fans who made Avengers 1 a blockbuster

[@IAMP4LEST1N3]

@@danielej5856 chillax there mate This is Marvel afterall 🎉🎉🎉

[@pokegard]

also people who have done other stuff like watched cartoons or played games with the character in it

[@acej08]

Yeah... That why when he revealed who task master is that "oh.....ok" said it all.. Lol

[@TaskForce_911]

"And then during the credits, we're going to have this scene that we will have Yelena is at Natasha's Grave and there's a character Contessa Valentina shows up with a mission for her." "What's the Mission?" "To sign up for Disney+" Lmao 🤣

[@thebluepineapple684]

That’s what i was thinking, I was looking for this

[@alexbosse8528]

"Your mission, should you choose to accept it is.... To pay us a monthly subscription fee."

[@scooby3133]

"That's what we're going with". Lol, these are fantastic!