The Tomorrow War Pitch Meeting

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Chris Pratt made the leap to action movie star back in 2014 with Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy, and he’s been on that path ever since. After seeing him go to war against deadly aliens with a time-travel plot in Marvel, The Tomorrow War lets audiences see him go to war against deal aliens with a time-travel plot. But like… But different.
The Tomorrow War definitely raises some questions. Like why aren’t people in the future sending people back in time to prepare for the war instead of to come fight a losing battle? Why do they mention only recruiting people that are deceased in the future if almost everyone is? Why did Dan dive off a platform to try and save Muri? What was the point of spending the whole movie working on a toxin if they just used explosives in the end? Why didn’t they prepare their soldiers at all for the extremely dangerous mission they sent them on?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to The Tomorrow War! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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[@nope53926]

Anyone else get more excited about watching Pitch Meetings than the movies themselves?

[@geonerd]

Only about 97% of the time... ;)

[@shanenovak5429]

100% yes, especially after this movie, i was like "i cant wait to watch this movie get torn apart"

[@KnifeCursed]

Pitch Meetings are better than most movies. Hollywood is losing its capability to tell a decent story.

[@hirvielain9013]

@@KnifeCursed And that's because people keep voting for ridiculous movies with their box office money.

[@PhilBagels]

With movies like this, I'm more excited about watching paint dry than watching the movies themselves!

[@AdamFunk]

This plot feels like a producer watched _World War Z_ and _Edge of Tomorrow_ and just pointed wildly at the screen and yelled "Do that! Do that!" to everyone in the room.

[@TheEvilChipmunk]

And they did. Only without a... you know... "script".

[@ianjohn2648]

Chris Pratt was a producer, so I mean, honestly, that makes the most sense at this point.

[@jjeremyhunterr]

This movie looked trash from the get go, even the trailers were bad. Usually I'm into action stuff but this.... yeah nah

[@genghisjohn8628]

@@jjeremyhunterr trailer was a misrepresentation of the film. I honestly thought it was a good time no alcohol required, honestly enjoyed it. But that’s just me, I don’t let other people tell me how to live my life. I just experience it for myself and make my own judgement instead of letting others do it for me.

[@abdourahmanmahdi1544]

Most accurate comment

[@TailAbNormal]

This movie is the embodiment of; "I'm gonna need you to stop asking questions and get all the way off my back."

[@jarigustafsson7620]

something the army of the dead could have needed, BADLY!

[@Nostromo2144]

Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!

[@AlucardTheFuckMotheringVampire]

Just like the cw flash 😂

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

I mean not really. Everything makes sense, even if some of it is powered by coincidence.

[@AsbestosMuffins]

right, and if you're writing a scifi movie thats just a recipe for a terrible movie if literally every plot point makes no sense

[@thomaswelbourn55]

I loved the fact they found a way to time travel but couldn't find where the aliens were coming from

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Yes "worm hole" sherm hole. These hell hound aliens seem limited at best. Not as structured as the Predator crew or even the big Alien 👽 with acid blood, scary.

[@aljabirxiju9475]

the two are unrelated so you fail.

[@gilbert8162]

@@aljabirxiju9475 They make a good point, so you fail.

[@TacitusR]

The Tomorrow War is a very good example of what one can accomplish by linking together nothing but plot holes until one has a feature length film.

[@Marshallgill]

I didn't get through 10 minutes. Chris Pratt seems to be on the "I will make any movie for cash no matter how horrible" train. A pity.

[@achanwahn]

😂😂😂

[@achanwahn]

​@@Marshallgill in fairness, this was probably in his down time when they weren't sure there'd be another Guardians movie. He's got child support, he gotta work

[@fredskull1618]

“If they just blow up the ship, then why did they need the toxin?” - this single observation, on its own, breaks the entire movie

[@Daergarz]

It's like half the value of the fact that Indiana Jones did nothing in Lost Arc. 😊

[@fredskull1618]

@@Daergarz Right? At least Indy’s lack of effect on the story didn’t break the movie though. In this movie, Pratt & Co spend 3/4 of the movie trying to procure the toxin only to not have it matter in the end.

[@dyay108]

They worked on the toxin not expecting to find a ship.

[@fredskull1618]

@@dyay108 yeah I know but these people aren’t real, a screenwriter dictated their actions, so I wonder if it occurred to the writer

[@mistergrieves]

@@dyay108 you know this isn’t a historical event, right? The producers asked someone to write a story, and the person who wrote the story is incompetent.

[@lockerius4208]

"Sure, that may as well happen." This whole movie.

[@lockerius4208]

@@terryfuldsgaming7995 I'll commit to maybe 15, but I get your point.

[@lolgetrekt5006]

Literally all movies ever created, except maybe for ones based on true stories

[@somerandomchannel382]

This movie is so embarrassing. I'm embarrassed.

[@kellnola]

yea almost all the action and dialogue in the film was gratuitous. should have been a 5m short

[@kanyerahming]

Facts

[@brettyalphaomega]

This movie was like an episode of Drunk History where the writer just tried to summarize Edge of Tomorrow, Starship Troopers, and World War Z while being completely hammered.

[@asmosisyup2557]

dont forget Prometheus "random alien spaceship crashed but loaded with world ending bioweapons" which they shoehorned into the last 30 mins. honestly they could have just ended the movie after he got back with the vial, roll credits.

[@intelligentelman]

Best comment in the history of ever.

[@jonnnnniej]

Perfect description!

[@magicmulder]

@@asmosisyup2557 Well that was the only good part, because no way I'd buy these animal creatures could ever design, build and pilot a spaceship.

[@tarfap.kpamber9732]

Let's not forget Jumper Looper Timecop either.

[@brynntaylor6952]

Don’t forget about how the c4 was never placed in the first place, somehow they blew the entire ship up without actually placing any c4 to blow it up with. Magical teleporting c4.

[@glenchapman3899]

Thats tight

[@benformation8123]

Listen, sir, I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about that.

[@glenchapman3899]

@@benformation8123 barely an inconvenience

[@TrendyGamer-is2wr]

@@benformation8123 Okay, lemme get off of that thing

[@blueplayer6197]

Pretending they had the c4 placed, this implies you can kill those aliens with explosives. Do they not have explosives in the future? how do you get everyone dead to a bunch of aliens that can be easily damaged and killed?

[@jpi5328]

"They start developing a toxin by science and family.." - Dom approves.

[@austinflueckiger3042]

this was the comment I was looking for

[@NathanielLongchallon]

Literally, my first thought was F&F.

[@Sukh_Thind]

Exactly my thoughts😂

[@sailordaigurren8225]

Dom only cares about fambly.

[@a-10warthog72]

The fact they go to Dominic Republic tells me something

[@ratholin]

As silly as the premise is it's not too far fetched to think that when all hope seems lost the last humans would call for their moms and dads to make the monsters go away.

[@ScreenRant]

SAVAGE

[@redrojo22911]

Damn... that's deep thinking. ❤

[@MrJSheppy16]

These writer's are gonna like you!

[@anonymoose9315]

That. Is. Literally. The. Best. Line. Like. Ever.

[@kgh8158]

This comment was better than the whole movie

[@luvstagrind]

"They don't want to create a time paradox" That whole movie should have had a time paradox from the very moment the people from the future stepped foot onto the field

[@magicmulder]

Forester learns he died on his daughter's 16th birthday, thus he would avoid driving a car that day and survive, and she would no longer have that memory to tell him. Which leaves the only logical conclusion he would never return to the past. But then he did, so *shrug*

[@luvstagrind]

@@magicmulder well what gets me is if Forester killed the aliens in his present time that would have caused the people in the future to NOT have to make a time machine and history would have been rewritten in that moment and therefore everyone who died in the future should have been brought back to life since they didn't need to go to the future anymore. My guess is the writers want to go with the idea of DBZ's Trunks where instead of just going back in time they went to a different timeline altogether

[@magicmulder]

@@luvstagrind Indeed, and that's the only viable reason Forester was devastated he couldn't save his future daughter. If there were only one timeline, he just needs to stop the aliens in his present and that future timeline where his daughter dies never happens.

[@rickojay7536]

@@magicmulder it would have been easier if they went with inter diamentional time traveling where if you go to the past you just create a new timeline instead of changing the future you came from meaning you wont be affected by the butterfly effect

[@pitchinrules88]

plot twist: reason why there r only 500k people left on earth in 2050 is because people from 2020 were all sent to die in future

[@sasaki999pro]

I appreciate the part where Ryan acknowledges how illogical it is for them risk their lives instead of warning the government but also makes a decent argument how boring it would be if they did so otherwise.

[@RYZE_Reborn]

They did warn but they did nothing

[@Danielo515]

I really liked that part too

[@asmosisyup2557]

yeah we just got this toxin back that the world sacrificed millions of people to obtain, but nah yeah nah bro, hard pass.

[@fideoioioi]

I think he is actually mocking the stupidity of these movies where the only "interesting" thing that happens is POW POW BOOM KPANG ZOOM EEK!

[@whispersmith]

Realistically speaking if the military industrial complex had a shot at an Alien ship they would go for it so fast and ruthlessly they'd become the new villains

[@asterpw]

You didn't mention they had to consult with some random high school kid during class about volcanoes instead of actual scientists who specialize in volcanoes.

[@Julie-ko2pg]

YES

[@Borneoian8]

Or you know, Google

[@shatterpointgames]

@@Heath.houston Of the entire movie that was your only issue? Them asking that kid?

[@dezenove8449]

When they mentioned the guy who was crazy about vocanoes, I was 100% sure this would have to do with what saves humanity later

[@AminePlayer1]

Lol

[@davidsaenz5179]

Ryan: Science and family Dom: "Enters pitch meeting" did someone say family??

[@namekman01]

then they discover that wasnt the only space ship. to destroy this next one they needed an expert team of professionals. the best humanity can offer: illegal street racers. The Tomorrow War and the Furious, in theaters now!

[@Scientist_Salarian]

Wrong quotation usage.

[@EphPhaThaINC]

Damn it, even in you tube comments, these Dom family memes are alive and well and never getting old.

[@Detective_L]

One last ride... for family!

[@misterwhythewhat1416]

@@namekman01 Furious Tomorrow!

[@americandirtrider7662]

" you would think so because of how things work" it's probably the funniest line I've heard 🤣

[@CigarDoug]

I guess Scriptwriter Guy has learned at least a LITTLE science since he started.

[@JSu-here]

Yes, loved this line! There's no need to waste time and words on whatever blah blah physics stuff tells you that yeah that impact isn't like hitting the water from a diving board. "Because of how things work" covers it perfectly well and emphasizes how common sense and basic this really is.

[@MP197742]

My favorite part was when they had just captured the queen, and the males are all coming to rescue her, and they are suddenly able to glide like flying squirrels, which wasn’t previously established. And Chris Pratt was like “they fly now?” And his daughter is like “they fly now.” And he’s like “they fly now.”

[@SlaughterhouseDb]

Somehow Palpatine Returned II: Electric Bugaloo

[@myellatorres2110]

lmfao 💀💀

[@curiousmind616]

They drive cruise ships too

[@GeorgeMonet]

Welcome to dialogue written by millenials raised on Sponge Bob.

[@badpiggies988]

After the queen woke up and snitched: "They *swim* now!" "They swim now."

[@Fantastical_Rin]

Watching every Pitch Meeting as soon as possible is TIGHT!

[@2jut4lyfe84]

It was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@spookah_hhhh]

Poo

[@brunontahomvukiye1329]

Agreed

[@faultlineepicenter]

Wow wowow wow

[@williamphillips2671]

Brown nosing like a simp is pathetic!

[@tomerisraeli3521]

It's really lucky that the one guy handpicked by his kid's future version is also one of the people who landed in the pool. And that the only two people he bonded with that survived were the one guy with the claw and the one guy with the lab. And that there's this one student who is obsessed with volcanoes. And that the estranged father has this specific personality and specific skills and specific line of work they needed to complete this little jigsaw puzzle.

[@Trisjack20]

Super easy...

[@Interestking]

@@Trisjack20 Barely an inconvenience.

[@sniperflashgaming3868]

The fact that they didn't have the time to use RPGs, grenade launchers, grenades, explosive rounds ect. Or have the 'technology' to create weapons that could kill the aliens when you CREATED A MACHINE THAT ALLOWED MASS TELEPORTATION OF TIME TRAVEL.

[@shadowhawkrine1947]

Truer words have never been spoken

[@ChrisOnStage2]

It's 2051 and there's NO lasers?? No drones??? No drones with lasers??

[@Charmer4856]

I said this exact same thing to the 6 or 7 people I was talking to and they shot down my observation lol

[@ManicMK]

Yep and send back specimens to create those better weapons so in the future they have those better weapons

[@carlrood4457]

They somehow developed TIME TRAVEL before a toxin that can kill females. They put resources into developing TIME TRAVEL instead of into development of the toxin. TIME TRAVEL is easier than germ warfare.

[@NinusMaximus]

I loved how everyone that was necessary at some point in the movie was a friend of the protagonist. We need an expert and crazy pilot. No problem, we call my dad. Now we need a scientist specialized in molecular shenanigans, no problem, call the funny guy that I know. Ok, but now we need an expert on Asian vulcanology. No worries we can talk to my teenager student.

[@davidnewhouse4922]

It's Armageddon meets Independence day in 2021

[@godskook]

@@davidnewhouse4922 Armageddon at least only used that trick once.

[@dallas5609]

It's funny though that part. He knew everyone he needed to save the world and I am here making all the wrong friends who will never help me in the future.

[@eradict]

You mean like every movie ever lol

[@TheQuadLaunchers]

I mean, it isn’t that odd to know experts in multiple fields.

[@bytesoftruth]

These aliens can overturn a Humvee but get held back by 3 guys with rope. Holy inconsistency Batman!

[@georgeedwards5451]

They mentioned in the movie that they had already hit her with dozens of doses of tranquilizer and she was sedated but not unconscious

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

The strength, weapons, size, skills, etc did seem to vary. The basic concept is not bad but the first 30-40 min moves sooo SLOW 😟... Pratt could have chose a better, more clear Sci Fi script to produce. Less complex nonsense.

[@elliott8596]

There is a lot more where that came from

[@dougjohnson1517]

Lol, when the movie told me they could kill all but like .1% of the aliens, and I kept waiting for the reason why they wouldn't do that.

[@Lucas12v]

They could have just made up some bs about the aliens developing a resistance if they didn't get them all at once or something but nope, they couldn't be bothered lol.

[@Lorkanthal]

@@Lucas12v even if they could develop a resistance you've now eliminated almost all off their forces leaving you with mop up duty on the queens

[@Lucas12v]

@@Lorkanthal true. I was just saying that I'd be willing to accept a little stupidity if they at least tried to explain it. You're still totally correct though.

[@magicmulder]

Main reason I was waiting for a twist. First time I saw the aliens and that humanity still had fighter squadrons with big bombs, I was like "how did they ever lose this war".

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

The white dog 🐕 like space aliens were cool BUT to think the 🌏 would dwindle down to just 500000 survivors without looting, crime, disease, food shortage is very bizarre.

[@LamiNalchor]

I always find it hilarious how people fight animals, aliens, and whatever multiple times their size with hand-to-hand combat. When a regular human would not have a chance against a chimp.

[@dimitrivavoulis2184]

jajjajjajajajaj, or even most big dogs.

[@LamiNalchor]

@@dimitrivavoulis2184 Teeth and claws were not even included in my comment.

[@dimitrivavoulis2184]

@@LamiNalchor I know, just saying, most big dogs will win in hand to hand combat with the average person, don"t take it seriously :)

[@Sara3346]

Depends on the exact situation with a chimp and what you consider a regular human to boot, humans strike me as on average less fit than they used to be in developed countries but there are still lots of lifelong laborers in the world that I think could easily match a chimp by simply being handed a led pipe or preferably something longer.

[@LamiNalchor]

@@Sara3346 There are lots of is a far vaguer statement than the average. Average is quite clearly a measure to determine the precise state of a larger number/group without being confused by the individual divergences. So, the average person could not. Not to mention that we were not considered weapons. Then you can make a leap to sharp objects and so forth.

[@sacha9593]

This movie should have been called "Interesting strategy, the movie".

[@RicardoPetinga]

And then someone would make that remark in the movie and executive Ryan could say "THAT's the name of the movie!" and pitch Ryan would respond "It sure is, sir!".

[@clit_niblr0375]

More like 'Interesting concept, terrible execution.' No, seriously, with better script writers this movie sounds like it could have been really awesome.

[@dimitrimxv6402]

_"A bold move, and we can't wait to see if it pays off."_

[@tylanol7]

@@clit_niblr0375 i thought it was pretty good.

[@FGOKURULES]

@@tylanol7 too many God damn potholes

[@Solitude_gaz]

“Couldn’t they just explode her?” 😂 absolute Gold.

[@jedroberts10]

You know that the original idea was “soldiers dropping from portals in the sky to fight aliens” and then they just kinda worked backwards from there

[@Klovaneer]

So this is WWZ, Edge of tomorrow and now also Fortnite.

[@googlebackup-ll8fr]

draftees ....... poor guys didnt sign up for that lmao

[@99Michael]

I believe the script was a creative writing project in the classroom where each student writes a paragraph and pushes it down the table for the next student to add to the paper.

[@ValentineCrescent]

was it a 3rd grade assignment ?

[@altcommand]

An exquisite corpse, if you will.

[@epicvasu6984]

Lmao

[@ValiduzZ]

If you've seen the credits you'll know its kinda true! *so* many writers/diretors/editors.

[@Nogardtist]

i taught the script was writen by AI

[@RickTroutner]

Why aren't writers and producers not just going to Ryan George first to pitch their movie to see how their pitch meeting will become a pitch meeting

[@richtifilmpalast5373]

Writers and producers going to Ryan George first to pitch their movies would be tight! Unfortunately after 30 seconds they'd be like: "Listen George, we need you to get aaaaall the way off our back now!"

[@Noir0rioN]

Look, I'm gonna need you to get ALLLLL the way off my back about why producers don't use the ascerbic wisdom of "Pitch Meetings" for the betterment of their own pitch meetings, okay?

[@Draugo]

Some are already trying to make their movies "honest trailer proof" so we're getting there.

[@brucebaker810]

If you think that's meta...you haven't dug into the solo(s) projects.

[@XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev]

Writers and producers lack this one simple trait that most human beings have by nature... common sense.

[@nathanglover8938]

I can't believe that the military knew the (probably badly injured) veterans, returning from their tour, were going to arrive several feet of the ground, and still gave them concrete to land on instead of tramplines and pillows. Brutal lol

[@markkar4663]

I love the fact that I haven't spent a dime on movies over the last 4 or 5 years, Ryan has shown me I haven't missed a damn thing...thank you Mr. George for saving me hundreds of dollars.

[@dancrane3807]

I say that about free HBO weekends. I watch movies I skipped in the theater and think to myself that I made the right call there.

[@The-Rest-of-Us]

If aliens ever attack us in the future we will call upon the inexhaustible army of Ryans.

[@eldritchmorgasm4018]

Aliens probably are affraid of us, because... - We might kill them - We could eat them - We would infect them with Wokeism, or alternative, burn them because they don't believe in god

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

@@eldritchmorgasm4018 Number 3 is the most terrifying.

[@BaksBaksBaks]

... of the Russians

[@AnnoyingMoose]

Using nothing but Ryans to fight would be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@MKucheran]

Super TIGHT, barely a wowowow… wow.

[@SovietReunionYT]

This has to be a contender for "Most plot holes pointed out in a single pitch meeting".

[@Will_WAR]

"They use science and friendship..." 😂😂😂😂

[@youtubeusername1252]

When I was watching the movie and they asked if he knew a “volcano expert” and they went to that kid I immediately thought of the Pitch Meeting. I am surprised it wasn’t even mentioned.

[@jeremysmith5183]

i think it was the 'friendship' bit of 'friendship and science' to find the alien ship ...?

[@MrConan937]

I thought the same as you when I saw that scene. Interesting.

[@CH-dr1dr]

Me too! This movie was actually good when it got going until the ridiculous third part

[@coffeebreakfiction1765]

I came here to comment this exact thing. How has he missed this! The volcano expert they use is a kid in the class he teaches. Come on!

[@buzz092]

I expected him to have the producer guy immediately go "the woman in the future is his daughter isn't she" and then the screenwriter guy to coyly go "no, shut up!"

[@godzillathepro5451]

"Who needs to Fight Aliens when you got family" -Dominic Toretto

[@AnubisCage5000]

I read this in his voice

[@BingleBangleBungle]

They already went to outer space in F9, fighting aliens would be the logical next step in the next movie.

[@WinterSo1dier]

It’s Dom’s alien second cousin that was framed for cheating in an underground intergalactic race. He was accused of using the Schwartz in his gas tank instead of nitrous. They are on the run in the outer rings from the menacing drug lord cock knocker. He brings in 2 light saber specialists to help them on their mission- blunt man and chronic.

[@dipanjanghosal1662]

Loving these comments and replies

[@hoze1235]

@@WinterSo1dier spoiler warning

[@beady0081]

I love the fact that they time travel into the future and are immediately told they don't have much time! That was the only bit of this that was fully in their control!

[@patrickhector]

That was actually explained in the movie, the way time travel works in it they can only jump a specific amount of time. Every second they spend in the past, is a second later they jump into the future.

[@Nota_Frogg]

"Science and family" "Science and friendship" They should've made a anime version

[@AniMageNeBy]

Dr. Stone?

[@ahishayanams4565]

Watching the Pitch Meeting without watching the movie is TIGHT!!! 😂😂

[@vormina9808]

Watching the Pitch Meeting so I don't have to sit through ridiculous bland garbage is TIGHT!!!

[@fyrep0w3r]

It's super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@csours]

In this case, you basically just watched the movie.

[@rishiaman2288]

copy

[@PhilBagels]

And it saves money! Money is that stuff that we love.

[@willvgo2950]

"using science and family" I hope they have a background in underground illegal street racing.

[@p5009]

Looooool

[@amankg7]

Well obviously. That should make them eligible for any kind of science stuff

[@Orgrider609]

Why is this not top comment?! You've been robbed.

[@NeoConker626]

DED

[@barendleroux6618]

Loooool🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Magnusfication]

Well, looks like im on another Pitch Meeting binge. Skipping work to watch Pitch Meetings is tight!

[@BoyNamedSue4]

I’ll say this. As a postal worker, the Amazon boxes where a nice change of pace from the normal ones.

[@MrLee-cy1pw]

Ryan George clearly understands this movie more than the people who wrote it.

[@terrathaw]

This movie is dumber than alien covenant and isn't even as fun as popcorn movies like Pacific rim or battleship.

[@foxreviews2292]

@@terrathaw a piece of crap as expected...no wonder why Tarantino is considered almost a god...

[@Rawlsrocks]

Exactly! I really don't understand how the people who wrote the story for this movie couldn't see all those really obvious plot holes. I mean I'm all in favor of entertaining action scenes but why is it so damn hard to create a plot without multiple major plot holes?

[@highdefinition450]

@@Rawlsrocks you act as though the plot was the point of the movie. It's just the thing linking those action scenes together, nothing more.

[@lawjef]

Ryan is trying to maximize logic and minimize convenient coincidences, the movie studio is playing a game of lowest common denominator screenwriting, in an effort to maximize ticket sales

[@thomasrowan2438]

“This one lady gets sent to the future and she’s still wearing her office clothes from work” - 💀

[@rakisyc]

Its a mod costume 😅

[@chrisclement6789]

I think the actor who was meant to play the part didn't show up that day. So one of the assistants to the movie executives overseeing this garbage film decided to jump in and do the scene. They thought nobody would notice.

[@martinrc80]

I felt that one.

[@frankcastle9691]

With a tactical vest over it.

[@Nostromo2144]

@@frankcastle9691 and standard army issue high heels...

[@CalixtoErico]

I honestly do not expect Cris Pratt films to be any better than this.

[@JayronWhitehaus]

that "then they use science and friendship to..." killed me. I fell out of my chair. I hit my head. I'm suing you because that was too funny hahaha.

[@smexehcougah3]

I guess "Terminator if it was Written by the Fast and Furious Guys" isn't a very catchy title.

[@games_on_phone89]

aw, come on, that sounds real catchy

[@kingstongreen6041]

You meant to say "Terminator ALIENS if it was written by the Fast and Furious Guys" ... lol🤣

[@peterpain6625]

@@kingstongreen6041 on shrooms ;)

[@mushrooka]

You mean Prometheus?

[@peterpain6625]

@@mushrooka OH yeah. Ridley shot himself in both knees with that one ;) **rolling-donut-scene-comes-to-mind** **shudders** ;)

[@brooksrettig9662]

I was hoping you'd mention how they were picking up extra ammo off the dead in the beginning. But then no one has to reload for the entire film.

[@Noble713]

Yeah I was surprised they were that careless in such a big-budget modern action film. Like, who was the stunt coordinator or choreographer or whatever? Definitely not a movie from the producers of John Wick.

[@jmbanksSPI]

Also no one is using a caliber that makes sense the entire movie.

[@Jaslath]

@@jmbanksSPI *Also no one is using a caliber that makes sense the entire movie.* JK Simmons character actually did use a decent caliber, imo.

[@ValentineCrescent]

@@Noble713 that's what blew my mind. The movie literally had everything to make it a decent sci-fi, a 200 million budget, decent actors, good plot. But that script.... I could've wrote a better script holy fuvk.

[@richardgalli7262]

@@jmbanksSPI Large capacity grenade launchers or SAW's or maybe triple barrel 50 cals (but your average human cant carry and shoot one of them)

[@lightningboltz333]

Just finished watching this movie then immediately jumped over to KZbin to see if there was a pitch meeting for it. Was super happy to find it already done. 2 thumbs up my man. 😁👍👍

[@supathxavier7995]

I only watched this movie so that I can fully enjoy and understand all the contexts of the pitch meeting. Like usual, Ryan is just too hilarious.

[@thehighllama8101]

For the ending, I was expecting Chris Pratt and his team to accidentally release the monsters on the world. Pratt would then go home, so embarrased and humiliated, he would not tell his family what he had done. So, he becomes an alcoholic and leaves his family, only to die in a car accident.

[@dkisausome]

Bruh...

[@BRNDMYR]

Same here!

[@dalurinzinia829]

oh damn, that will be worthy having a sequel.

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

Jesus christ why can people not understand the time travel in this. ITS NOT THE SAME TIMELINE. NO ONE WENT BACK IN TIME IN THE FIRST TIMELINE, ITS NOT A PARADIX

[@thehighllama8101]

@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 Relax, Avery, I didn't call it a paradox. In my original comment, I said "I was expecting Chris Pratt and his team to unleash the monsters..." The key word: "expecting". It was something that I thought might happen while I was watching the movie. I was expecting the movie to have a plot twist like the original Terminator or 12 Monkeys, where the characters are basically stuck in a repeating, paradoxical cycle. Why? Because, at the beginning of the film, there is nothing convincing enough to indicate that Chris Pratt would ever leave his family, as his daughter in the future tells him he eventually does, except for some major or extreme reason. I am not convinced Pratt would leave his family simply because he did not get the job he wanted (like at the beginning of the film). However, if Chris Pratt failed to stop the catastrophe, or inadvertently caused it, that would be a convincing reason for him to become a distant father and husband who abandons his family.

[@tomwill313]

“You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.”~ Zap Brannigan

[@BLOODKINGbro]

The best man for the job

[@virginiathornton]

Zap Brannigan's shorts are TIGHT

[@louisduarte8763]

"Whatever it is, I'm prepared to send wave after wave of my own men to die for it. Right, men?!" "YOU SUCK!"

[@GizmoDuck_1860]

If we hit that bullseye those dominoes will come crashing down like house of cards. Checkmate.

[@louis8487]

It would all the sense if Zapp was the one behind the bring people to the future to fight an already lost war plan.

[@drsavage3262]

I can't begin to explain how much I look forward to these pitch meetings! You always slay and your taglines are the best.. I especially love the "Super easy, barely an inconvenience." As well as the "Wow wow wow... Wow!" As well as everything in between haha! Keep up the great work brotha!

[@josephp2109]

Well, the movie’s timeline explanation does kind of explain the rush….both the present and future are moving towards the future so they need to get there quick. Problem is that the movie doesn’t explain what happens if you change the past.

[@anonymususer1728]

"both the present and future are moving towards the future so they need to get there quick" What ? 🤣

[@sona7957]

“Fighting aliens with toxins and hand-to-hand combat is easy when you got family” - Vin Diesel, probably

[@jamesfromthecomputer]

I thought about fast and the furious too lmao

[@ErebosGR]

"That's because he did illegal street racing."

[@Queinty]

Fighting aliens with toxins and hand-to-hand combat is TIGHT!

[@tedjonnson4649]

Thats gonna be in the next movie lmao

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

This movie is a billion times better than fast and the furious even wishes it could be.

[@alcazar123456]

I love how the producer has gotten more and more enthusiastic and excited to hear the pitches over the years. I don’t blame him with how talented this writer is! 😂

[@ts25679]

He does make him a lot of 💰🤑

[@JFinker73]

Being enthusiastic is tight

[@onebilliontacos3405]

Can't forget to mention the fact that the queen chases after the protagonists instead of running away to produce more offspring while also having no protection from the males.

[@magicmulder]

They could not decide whether the aliens were intelligent or not. During the first fight one appears to be bellowing commands to two others, but that never comes up again. Rest of the movie they behave like starved animals.

[@crazypeopleonsunday7864]

She could have been mourning and in anguish over the deaths of her... whatever they were to her. She just might have not been thinking clearly and wanting revenge.

[@ItsHyomoto]

The cut to Dan when Ryan goes, "Oh yeah, I think you cracked it." is one of the finest edits ever made.

[@danielskrivan6921]

"Sure that may as well happen" is an underrated running gag on this show.

[@jamesfromthecomputer]

I don't know how it's underrated when they put it in every episode of pitch meeting and everyone loves it

[@danielskrivan6921]

@@jamesfromthecomputer It's underrated compared to "super easy, barely an inconvenience. "

[@dan_hitchman007]

And most Hollywood movies these days...

[@enhanced6892]

i love how sleazy the writer and producer always are.

[@courtzfrancis8104]

I like how inventing time travel is easier than fighting a war against aliens

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

Like in Terra Nova TV show where was easier to build time machine to travel to time of dinosaurs that fight against climate change and pollution.

[@OhNoNotAgain42]

@@ExtremeMadnessX I never watched Terra Nova, but I’ve always wondered why they chose the time of dinosaurs to go back to. Seems dangerous. There was a much longer time period when earth would have been livable before the existence of giant, carnivorous lizards. Also, how did the humans plan to survive the upcoming asteroid impact?

[@DMS-pq8]

@@ExtremeMadnessX They didn't build a time machine, they found a temporal rift. And yes its scary that I know this about a 10yr old show that lasted one season

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

@@OhNoNotAgain42 As I remember they went back few millions of years before impact.

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

@@DMS-pq8 Still... going back in time of dinosaurs and not trying to stop pollution is just ...ridiculous.

[@zig9260]

Dude, you are freaking legend at this! I enjoy every single pitch! :D

[@richardshort9798]

Never had a movie deserved a “Pitch Meeting” more than this movie. I told my brother if he ignored the basic movie rules for time travel and you might be able to enjoy it.

[@austenlindberg3615]

"...develop a female toxin using science and family..." Vin Diesel: [heavy breathing]

[@shoaibmohammad7063]

underrated comment :)

[@viralcuts6706]

Grunting 😁

[@MustbeTheBassest]

"science and friendship*"

[@zeej0ker]

Tip of my tongue!

[@wusenrob]

Can't believe you didn't mentionned the protagonists asking an incredibly important question for the future and safety of mankind to a volcano-enthusiast child instead of asking to at least one of the hundreds of thousands of expert volcanologists worldwide.

[@LeoBladini]

yeah, i expected that bit from Ryan, he didn't.

[@LeoBladini]

he didn't mention either that the end of the movie is like a ripoff of Alien

[@Queinty]

@@LeoBladini I know right, I watched it thinking 'I got a line for this' every five minutes

[@atomosvrial1708]

Or his daughter taking him along to catch the queen then telling him to stay in the chopper for no reason.

[@dahleno2014]

I’m guessing it’s probably 10’s of thousands of expert volcanologists. Hell, it may simply be thousands of them.

[@the_crius]

I can't believe you missed the opportunity to mention that is an high schooler that basically solve "where the alien ship is". That was really on another level.

[@happyspaceinvader508]

In most pitch meetings, Ryan reveals plot holes I hadn’t seen myself, but for this film I’d seen every single one.

[@savageraccoon787]

The movie in a nutshell: You'd think so but no...

[@SilverstoneTrace]

Exactly. I was so mad

[@asryazman3679]

So its good or bad?

[@creativedesignation7880]

@@asryazman3679 From what I've seen that entirely depends on whether or not you personally have a need for things to make sense. If you don't: great movie. If you do: not so much.

[@sniperflashgaming3868]

@@creativedesignation7880 perfect explanation 😂

[@JustinZarian]

The first thing on my mind after watching this was “Man, Ryan George will have a field day with this movie if he decides to make a pitch meeting for it.” So I’m glad to see I was right!

[@justinstoll4955]

Right! Thinking about Ryan's Pitch Meeting was the only reason to finish this garbage movie.

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

Making a super generic comment just to get likes is TIGHT!

[@JustinZarian]

@@mynameisjoedahand3008 also, hey man, just let people have fun with these.

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

@@JustinZarian I did. That's why I said it was TIGHT!

[@jotheunissen9274]

Predicting the future is TIGHT

[@chipmunkjohn]

This is one of the best Pitch Meetings. Certainly helps the movie completely teed itself up 😂

[@jonoliver5053]

That whole never using the Mcguffin thing definately threw me when I watched the movie. I was hoping to at least see some alien melting bullets

[@Lucas12v]

They did use it a little at the end.

[@jonoliver5053]

@@Lucas12v True, but it didn't work any better than a high power rifle. What is the point of a superweapon that has to be injected to the enemy one by one by hand.

[@magicmulder]

@@jonoliver5053 Also whatever happened to "mass produce" it? They had a few decades. No need to risk the only flask they had in a suicide mission.

[@Loyal_Lion]

"Sure, that may as well happen." Not sure why but this line made me laugh uncontrollably

[@jacksputrid]

Same

[@adreanmarantz2103]

It's the calm resignation of it all, when one has accepted his lot in life. His fate.

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

I think Hollywood has been conducting this long-term experiment to see just how indefensible the script can get before audiences finally say, "Enough!".

[@windsaw151]

The experiment is long over. The result is: We will get with everything!

[@rapperbest131]

That's also Kanye West shoes......

[@michaelwestmoreland2530]

I keep waiting for it to happen here! I keep WAITING for Producer guy to just "....no. No, no no. No. That's...I don't want the movie that bad. I love money, you know I do, but...no. I don't want to contribute to the end of human culture. We can do better. New script."

[@heyokaikaggen6288]

@@windsaw151 Yes, I'm pretty sure that The Emoji Movie was all the final, conclusive proof that was needed.

[@heyokaikaggen6288]

@@michaelwestmoreland2530 I think he was nearly broken by the Twilight Saga, or it may have been 50 Shades, I can't be sure now.

[@baddadjokes9330]

I laughed so hard when he describes finding the ship. Then Changing the story to have governments talk about what to do. Then decide that’s boring and goes back the action set piece! You sir are genius!!!

[@invaderjae]

Just watched this last night. Went in knowing it wasn't gonna make any sense and that I just need to enjoy it. Needless to say. I did enjoy it. But I will say, holy crap they could have done some many things that would have easily fixed all this without sending people to the future to die. lol

[@fernandohidalgo6038]

You missed the part where they ask volcano science to a HIGHSCHOOLER

[@davidolsen1222]

No. As the most plausible part of the movie it was just allowed to slide.

[@98953812]

@@davidolsen1222 Wow wow wow wow wow.....wow.

[@zoephoto1666]

I was waiting for that too lol

[@garthgersten3832]

It’s not like Charlie who was chair of a science department at Georgia Tech knows any vulcanologists

[@davidolsen1222]

Look some random White Spike born in the US would not still have some volcano stuff under it's claws. That's the silly part. Some highschooler being OCD about a subject and being a fine person to ask about it is not the weirdest.

[@u1tmt]

I feel like we need to recognize how jacked JK Simmons is in this

[@Getvictd744]

I will 👋🏾. Lol I was thinking he's buffer than Picard😁

[@Krafty]

I know, right? I was not expecting that haha dude's been putting in the work!

[@KevinOnEarth_]

Right!? God damn, he’s so attractive.

[@em_ma_]

His muscles were mesmerising

[@mevinsmiley5210]

Best part of the flick.

[@jarrodmelson7802]

The background noise of the pitch meetings is incredibly and subtly realistic. When the phone rings quietly in the background or the thrum of people movement reaches a quiet crescendo I shudder and mute my phone in a sort of office ptsd, listening hard, just to make sure it isn’t real.

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

I love these pitch meetings. The Ryans are a treasure. And if ever there was a movie that exemplifies, "Because that's the way I wrote it." This is it.

[@webdevaquib]

Giving reference of science and "family" is TIGHT.

[@alexiocatan5602]

I hated this movie - not worth the watch

[@vikiai4241]

@@alexiocatan5602 I'm pretty tolerant of bad movies, and especially tolerant of bad scifi, but this really does sound very much like one of the larger wastes of people's time and of limited planetary resources inflicted on humanity by the 'entertainment' industry!

[@nintenvlogz]

@@vikiai4241 did you watch the movie? Because I actually liked it

[@XDarksoulX1129]

Why is family in quotations

[@scythegaming99]

I liked the movie, a little just action movie to pass the time

[@johnmcghee9229]

I now watch movies thinking about what this dude is going to say.

[@benjaminlore6633]

yeah, its a blessing and a curse

[@superface]

You mean these dudes, right? Right?

[@johnmcghee9229]

@@superface yea yea yea

[@gregnatividad8345]

Same here

[@thevilonesfr]

Same😂😂

[@axioma1123]

This is my new way of watching movies, just this. Forget the actual movie, just give me Ryan George talking about it.

[@imonit4272]

“I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back.” 😂🤣😂

[@EvanBPeters]

I don’t watch movies any more, I just watch the Pitch Meetings.

[@EvanBPeters]

@@matthewkuhl79 it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@pftburchell5197]

Oh no, this movie is worth watching.

[@kavehteimory6413]

This one is definitely worth watching tho!

[@dkisausome]

They're funnier if you've seen the movies though.

[@lockerius4208]

I would also recommend the critical drinkers movie rants. It's just him, a bottle of whisky, and a picture of Tatiana.....

[@sahumullasaud4837]

"They're gonna try to run away instead of taking care of the thing thats causing the situation they're currently in. " Why do I feel personally attacked by this.

[@rafael8892]

I felt very attacked too

[@thathandsomedevil0828]

@FGR 😆👍

[@teachanansi7078]

I know tests can create anxiety, but have you ever had Ryan tell Ryan to get all the way off of his back, and Ryan starts to explain why he's not gonna for a second... heart stopping, I promise.

[@rajarshivaidya444]

I really like the way both ryans act in this and similar videos rather than the older or more recent videos. Changes of expression more visible in this producer guy than the others.

[@wafiqnasna4638]

"Anyone who falls into the pool is perfectly fine" Minecraft logic

[@willvgo2950]

Isn't that... Didn't Hitler write that?

[@graphicsgod]

What about those that don't fall into the "pool?!?!"

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

@@graphicsgod * splat *

[@DS-tv2fi]

I fell from orbit, but I landed in a puddle so I’m fine.

[@DS-tv2fi]

@@willvgo2950 and Godwin’s law is proven yet again.

[@nagoranerides3150]

"You wanna start with some action right away, you know? So people get hooked." Otherwise they might just get up and leave the cinema after 6 minutes, right, Hollywood? "I paid for this but, goddamnit, if nothing is blown up in 5 minutes I'm outahere."

[@Spined1234]

Well yeah first impressions are everything. You need to have something exciting happen in the first 5 or 10 minutes otherwise the audience gets bored.

[@theengine]

Cinema.... Lol.

[@aesyamazeli8804]

They are capitalising on streaming services

[@WolfMannKB]

When cuzz say "...and they use science and friendship..." I lost it! 🤣🤣🤣

[@beyondcinema]

these pitch meeting videos are hilarious! Especially if you've ever had a pitch meeting before in Hollywood..hahah

[@Subdriverboy]

I can no longer watch a movie without wondering what the Ryan George pitch meeting would be like.

[@Borneoian8]

I now watch every movie with an inner monologue of Jeremy or Ryan, I am dead inside

[@pmac7641]

The worse the movie, the better the pitch.

[@bentonrp]

Ohh! Verry kewl!

[@raccoon3271]

The most unrealistic part of the movie is the fact that Americans were watching football on Christmas.

[@TraceguyRune]

You need to say soccer, since the setting and people are Americans. Realistically, Americans are not watching soccer on Christmas. Watching football isn't far fetched since they do it on Thanksgiving.

[@threenumbnuts]

@@TraceguyRune yeah NFL on Christmas is definitely a thing

[@Zharios]

Its soccer and Brazil was playing

[@jaxager]

@@Zharios Soccer and football are the same thing and what difference does it make that it was Brazil playing?

[@Zharios]

@@jaxager cuz Brazil its one of the best soccer teams since 1950's

[@michaelklaus]

I still cannot compile that this movie was shot and nobody ever pointed out/cared that this is neither how time travel paradoxes work in fiction (btw. this stems from Gale and Zemeckis working on BTTF2) not how time travel paradoxe work in theoretical sciences.

[@michaelklaus]

Or well... how falling into water works outside of video games. Or how character motivation works. Or how action scenes work.

[@sean2susini]

“ They spent the whole movie working on that thing” 😂

[@Joshua-lo9ex]

"develop the toxin using science and family" Should have gotten the fast team in on this. Time travel is next on their to-do I'm sure. They are all about family...they won't shut up about it.

[@Marquis-Sade]

Yeah that was the joke. Because Ryan made a pitch meeting about all of the Fast movies recently.

[@walmartpimp2]

Funny thing is for the first few movies the only two family members were Dom and Mia, everyone else was either a friend or romantic interest.

[@Marquis-Sade]

@@walmartpimp2 Friends are family, I guess

[@walmartpimp2]

@@Marquis-Sade No, just no. They're friends.

[@antcow1239]

Attach the toxin to a Frankenstein car of some kind and Tokyo drift it into the ship. I can see that.

[@johntumahab323]

This movie script was like a first draft they just decided to go with.

[@deusexmachina9776]

Facts

[@Jay_Johnson]

Yet some details like the 2022 Qatar World Cup being in December are in there.

[@coolioso808]

Sounds like the result of an Exec. at Amazon Prime just yelling "We just need content! It doesn't need to be good! Just content!"

[@florianreinhardt4689]

@@Patrick-jj5nh It's Qatar, you basicly have to do it in December

[@jarink1]

@@coolioso808 You just described Amazon's "Without Remorse"!

[@justjoe9070]

"... You'd think so, because of how things work." LOL!

[@imonit4272]

“…because of how THINGS work.” I’m dead. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@henleyjean9025]

It felt like an entire franchise wrapped in one movie. Every 30 minutes felt like the start of a new movie

[@ErikCartman]

i think it was this. some side characters are discretely famous comedians but the have no lines. one girl was in the famous serial 24. for sure was cut in production but they wanted to do possibly 3.

[@alainabilow]

This movie would make a good video game. The every thirty minute thing kinda fits as well.

[@CWLemoine]

40 year old Raptors dropping napalm hellfires are TIGHT.

[@goldfishprime]

You have to understand, in 30 years from now, people will re-evaluate the F-22 Raptor air superiority stealth fighter, discovering it's more suited as an attack helicopter.

[@CWLemoine]

@@goldfishprime It may very well identify as an Apache already.

[@caliginousmoira8565]

f-15's still in service.....

[@dyadica7151]

We should drop harpoon missiles from F-18's!

[@hectoraccented5312]

@@caliginousmoira8565 and ironically, Raptors are scheduled to be decomissioned, while F15 EX will still be flying by the time of the future in this movie, and F15 are way way better carrying bombs