BLACKARACHNIA Transformers Masterpiece MP-46 Beast Wars Review

[@CreepsMcPasta]

The spider mode looks as stables as my emotional wellbeing

[@superiordhp]

A horror story teller watching jobby...nice

[@mochimoni1975]

I have five limbs

[@adanb.7089]

Hello! I love your stories! And also nice, didn't know someone like you watched Jobby!

[@TauGeneration]

r/unexpectedcommenter

[@optimoosejones9493]

omg nice its creeps himself love your content dude!

[@ethanfroese8998]

This just popped up in my recommended, and this man's aura is so powerful... ...it scares me.

[@557deadpool]

Watch this other videos

[@ThatmfJuli4n]

Just go to his split video

[@Noah_Obama]

"I have 5 bodies in my basement" *you gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers*

[@Mothbean]

Complete chump change

[@-Noistering-]

I have 45

[@EJS-jj8py]

@@-Noistering- I have as many as a graveyard can fit.. Damn those engineers really knew what they're doing!

[@shadowhydramk2175]

Graystillplays approves

[@hurricaneheehee2254]

I have hundreds

[@infiniteoctopaw]

“Black magic is real, I’ve payed for it before” I’d just like to appreciate that line.

[@albertusaswin2012]

Paid.

[@theGreenGoblin]

9:49 the green eyes and visor are from the the start of Season 2, when Tarantulas is possessing her and uses the visor and his tech to transfer his consciousness back into his transmetal body. Even afterwards though, he could still take control of her like a puppet. He held her hostage for like half the season until she threatened to detonate unstable energon point blank and blow them both sky high unless he severed the connection.

[@jdpragmatic8644]

You beat me to the comment 👏🏻

[@santhebanned211]

My dumass brain doesn't understand plz use little words

[@Bumpy_18]

BuT jObBy

[@zanGalant]

"I have five bodies in my basement" yep youtube, this ain't for kids so give papa jobby his sweet advertising money.

[@meemdealer6559]

Rodimus Supreme only 10? Pathetic

[@zedries]

@@meemdealer6559 yeah! Should be at least at my count

[@CptPhilippnes]

I bet the bodies are the more vocal gundam fans. That being said, I'm a gundam fan too so PLEASE KILL ME JOBBY!

[@marcelobuano906]

9

[@thunder5026]

Jobby’s videos are the perfect blend of comedy & pure utter horror

[@TAKARAKURIKARA]

😆

[@etharchildres3976]

SHOCKBOLT 14 The Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared of toy reviewers

[@QuietBorb]

horror? wait is having several bodies in your attic not normal?

[@glowstickqueen7139]

and the S P R E A D

[@masterzoroark6664]

He is basically FilthyFrank who reviews toys

[@kevintran6738]

I feel like, he’ll be like Filthy Frank and then become a JoJi.

[@221zorro]

I mean ... he is depressed enough.

[@OGrupxe]

He is the second coming of Frank.

[@jarintylerglenn]

Plus Swivel Man is like Pink Guy

[@thelemonoidplays5443]

He's already both

[@guyfieri148]

He's the max moefoe mixed with papa furanku

[@Its_Charlie_Young]

All we need is a MP Waspinator, and I'll be satisfied.

[@HORRIOR1]

I'd still want Inferno and Skorponok.

[@jamessinclair2898]

The only MP that should have weak joint connections by design

[@dinodude8899]

James Sinclair ...you win the internet for that....

[@zoltanperei4789]

Not just Waspinator. Let the hole gang have its own MP figure.

[@bantuboi3131]

@@HORRIOR1 Terrorsaur and Scorponok are 90% not going to happen. Rhinox and Waspinator for sure though.

[@chadderbug7587]

As a little fact, the green eyed face and visor that attaches is from the final episode of S1, "Other Voices" if you don't remember. She used the visor and the cable with it to get the info from Tarantulus' brain module to gain the info from his "corpse" so she could configure the rest of the escape pod for primal (who was not going to be in the pod if you have watched the show) And the green-eyed face is to replicate when Tarantulus talked out of her and helped her get his Transmutated body back to his lab and obtain it.

[@ashleylightheart126]

Everyone talking bout the THICCNESS on the spider when we should talk about how Coppa made Jobby make the channel only for BIG BOYS!

[@Koolers20]

8:07 a Whiplash reference in 2019?? Now this is why I’m here

[@davidparker6904]

It's weird because I read that comment and my first thought was the PS2 video game with the weasel and rabbit

[@rottxng1287]

*Cough cough* Kamen rider hibiki

[@Koolers20]

Bread Burger another soul blessed with the knowledge of Whiplash

[@barbarianshadow1174]

“Were you rushing or were you dragging?”

[@ultratoa]

"Mandibles? More like. . ." "THIS VIDEO IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BIGBADTOYSTORE"

[@neomatrix001]

"A fembot TOY on Jobi's hands, hmmm..... Let's click play and see.." - FTC Coppa enforcer after Christmas expenses.

[@Suesserto_000]

“They pop up like real spiders “ - Jobby 2019

[@Blurns]

They pop "off".

[@bs000]

@@Blurns ye pop off queen

[@skybytebytes]

justfor temporory this is a good comment?

[@Shockblade95]

"I like the way they pop!" - Dropkick

[@kirbymarchbarcena]

JOBBY: "...to turn this spider into a voluptuous woman" ME: Almost a masterpiece there

[@caseysshenanigans708]

Everyone's talking about how thicc she is.... ...while I'm wondering when he's gonna review UT Challenger.

[@notapplicableanymore]

Casey Henderson honestly 😂😂

[@iancruz6617]

I seen a lot of fresh 30 to 29 minutes comments and so far... you're the only one who said that.

[@Kiwifruit_1104]

yes i think that figure looks amazing (unlike the movies) but if you wish to see it reveiwed i suggest emgo 316 for tha vid

[@Grindor-FR]

He was originally going to review that first but the right arm broke off and it seems TFsource still hasn't given Jobby the replacement arm

[@MeerkatJones161]

I’m guessing maybe after this review or the bumblebee one

[@aaronlaluzerne6639]

Now we need a Masterpiece Beast Wars Silverbolt to go along with her.

[@davidbailey6917]

That would be awesome!!!

[@illyanesterenko8930]

This is really would be awesome!

[@tommytaylorberge3875]

10:08 "Have you ever heard of seasonal depression?" You BET I have, I have that too! HIGH FIVE! *High-Five Noise* *Dead Silence* *Goes back to crying in the corner eating a whole pie by myself*

[@Charahuman213]

*hugs*

[@BygoneArchives]

Jobby 1:03 “How talanted can I be?” *Says the person who can Sing,Draw,do Voice impressions & can do professional toy reviews.*

[@seanchoy236]

*Time to pull out the "you know what"* Bug spray

[@LivingShadow35]

Dammit Dan Kuroto.

[@RiderAerix]

LivingShadow 35 Shin Dan Kuroto!

[@ashleybrigitte2423]

bug

[@Anugrah_Amriza]

and become a necrophiliac xD just kidding

[@kay0_785]

kami

[@jazzhandss9433]

The MP Best Wars are amazing!!! I hope we get a Silverbolt/ Quickstrike or even a Rampage figure. If they were to do Silverbolt and Rampage, a fun little Transmutate that you make with both figures would be cool too. Point is, I hope we see a lot more fun stuff for the MP Beast Wars line. Also that Bumblebee looks like trash and makes me sad.

[@whoopsinator1234]

9:49 The green eyes represent the time she was possessed by Tarantulas.

[@StingerStopMotion]

Now we need mp tarantulas

[@Fwyungman]

Me:reading comment Also me:I think we know were this is going

[@ashleybrigitte2423]

w a I t w h a t ?

[@FogwakiArts]

Your cool did I use your right

[@chaoticproductions3922]

Just hearing about that episode concept makes me fear for her life

[@Draconicus702]

7:36 I laughed way harder then i should have🤣

[@caelusprime5278]

It's only a matter of time before they come out with a masterpiece Tarantulas.

[@zoltanperei4789]

I hope so but they didn't make MP Tigatron after Cheetor.. :/

[@justind5183]

@@zoltanperei4789 let's just hope that it's not an award repaint of Cheetos when they finally get to tigatron. That mold only works as a cheetah, not a tiger

[@realJoeMavro]

1st form Tarantulas, hopefully. Transmetal Tarantulas is already damned-near perfect.

[@Ineedgames]

Hard to see how they will turn him into an over buffed up dude. Because his Robot form is huge.

[@HerohammerStudios]

Lmao, yeah sure

[@lgww1940]

Whenever Jobby says that some parts are to tight on a female action figure Me: Just the way you like it huh?

[@connorgibbs6077]

ooOoOOOOOoHhhh

[@mepholies]

Hobby

[@connorgibbs6077]

@@mepholies hobby

[@fiegling]

@@connorgibbs6077 hobby

[@sounddoom5836]

@@mepholies HobbyTheJong

[@zakivirusartss]

Jobby asks how talented can he be He can sing,draw and act better than me...god damn u jobby

[@spiritualautobotgem3113]

11:17 That Moment When You Got The Figure, Even Though You Didn't Watch The Show

[@alexandervera8135]

1:30 that explains why you don’t make KZbin videos in your basement anymore

[@connorgibbs6077]

In*

[@Aceus]

The "Op Op. OKAYE!!....." 3:30 was literally killing me. Definitely worth the replay

[@ultrastarnexus1179]

Jobby- "have you ever heard of seasonal depression?"

[@OttoGraff-fu8pj]

For anyone wondering, the lion at the end is Lio Convoy from the Japanese exclusive Beast Wars II (Second) and fun fact, this show was the first to have Nemesis Prime (unless you count g1 with the remote control clone used by megatron)

[@Pikminer-5087]

The green eyed screaming face was when Tarantulus was inside her head at the tail end of season 1 and the first few episodes of season 2.

[@undyne7808]

Oh god- that's why Tarantulus was such a creepy bastard in IDW..

[@undyne7808]

I want to give Roadbuster a hug.. but I can't now ;-;

[@BNuts]

@@undyne7808 He was a creep in general. Even more so once he found out about the Evil Alien Overlords. Ha-ha-ha!

[@supersonicmario56]

@@undyne7808 "I'm heeeere, inside your pretty little head, controlling your pretty little thoughts."

[@SpartanDara]

Grab some silicone shock oil to loosen those joints! It’s typically used on R/C cars to oil the shocks (which are both plastic and metal) so it works perfectly. I used some for the ratchets on my MP Dinobot to help with the should issue after I shimmed it. I’d recommend a heavier weight (basically means that it’s thicker in consistency) just so it doesn’t leak all over the place. I think the one I had on hand was 60wt and worked just fine. Your local hobby shop should totally be able to help you out!

[@evanmoyer1562]

"Have you ever heard of seasonal depression?" - Jobby the Hong 2019

[@Anugrah_Amriza]

"Have you ever heard of constant depression" -Me 2019 (thanks Azur Lane for not giving me ships that i want)

[@jinbronkun]

@@Anugrah_Amriza same but with other game They never give me da waifu i want!

[@jinbronkun]

Onore nihonji!

[@LehstMobile]

at our house we give her an A+ 10/10 . we are glad they clearly prioritized her robot mode over the spider mode (which i think still looks great anyways.)

[@novawavesmoonbase1430]

For anybody interested in or concerned about dangerously tight joints on plastic figures i personally use weight 80 silicone shock oil. this has served me well and actually rescued Masterpiece dinobots left shoulder ratchet from destroying itself. So yeah, my advice to anyone having difficulty with a very tight joint which you are afraid will break, i suggest lubrication. Caution, avoid using any sort of carbon/petroleum oils typical of metal components as these lubricants damage plastic. Silicon Shock oil is made for the lubrication of plastic components in RC vehicles specifically because it will not ruin the material. I am not certain how silicon shock oil interacts with all polymers and similar materials.

[@Jazmission]

I can imagine jobby being pissed about the kibble masterpiece bumblebee2.0.

[@mfmoltar]

With some of the more fractured masterpieces I'm gonna love the whole angry parent tone that you had in the mp44 review

[@swerveofhelex3717]

Just got this figure today, it looks great! All the joints hold nicely for posing and the spider mode even holds together great

[@natelecarde962]

Joby is like if Filthy Frank was a toy reviewer

[@connorgibbs6077]

He's like the uncle you only see at Christmas because he was in prison for necrophilia

[@knuckles7790]

RIP Filthy Frank's fan base.

[@adiele.saint-vil4026]

11:05 Im done ( laughing hard)

[@fireclaw2705]

I bet some men transformer fans would actually do that too if blackaraia was real.

[@Deceptinerd1995]

This is a legendary moment in channel's history.

[@chacrawarrior]

10:50 Not gonna lie, That is a 90´s orgarms.

[@tannerprice2018]

Huh, not once did he mention Swivel-Man, you’d think that- 4:20 ....there it is.

[@billyrider3718]

When I heard about the swivel man mentioning and saw the time of the video I'm like "time to brcak out the good stuff!"

[@MindsEdge]

Kinda makes me want to draw her again...awesome review Jobby, and thanks for the art drop!

[@morganweinstock167]

Don’t worry Blackarachnia, I don’t like juice either. (I should clarify that I’m Jewish, plz don’t hurt me internet)

[@happysaladd8951]

i don't get it

[@mrwatermelontheexotic3448]

I have 5 bodies on my basement -jobby 2019 But hey,dont we all?

[@roomates1766]

OMFG HOW I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS REVIEW

[@etharchildres3976]

1:17 is my favorite bit

[@hayleypowell1729]

2:00 am Australia time (at time of release) stayed up all night (it was worth it)1 like= one hour of sleep Edit: I am now well rested Hello steeve jobbys

[@bedflopperstudios2191]

Hayley Powell I’ll give you the 9hours of sleep.

[@Poukko]

Bedflopper Studios unlike school

[@misterbadguy7325]

I own the Kingdom toy, and it's kind of amazing to watch this and see how much the two have in common. It's like they took the Masterpiece and started cutting back until they could sell it at retail.

[@waterisgood3689]

just wait till you see the UT dragoon cause damn bo- who sold their soul

[@luiscortazar6291]

Blackarachnea: Hey my robot eyes are up here. My spider eyes down here.

[@Delfromteamrad]

I almost scrolled past this, but when I seen it, i stopped right there.

[@ReaverPrime]

Mother of God... That random butt slap made me laugh loudly and uncontrollably for a solid 2 minutes. I know full well I shouldn't have, but dammit did that moment of silliness make my day.

[@InfernalBanana]

The green eye face is from season 3 when she had the access codes to Teletraan 1/ the Ark. She shot the laser type things from her eyes to interact with the machinery and transmit data.

[@theGreenGoblin]

It’s when she was possessed by Tarantulas at the start of Season 2. The visor is when she was transferring his consciousness back into his trans metal body.

[@cheazzila2906]

"Not only is black magic real, I've paid for it before."

[@Wheeljack214]

I got Mech Planet HS-14 Centurion. This toy proves the line right!

[@onemariobro]

I think this is the first time I’ve seen Jobby wear pants...

[@bryanmerel]

I wonder if our Lord Hobby is excited about the sexy 3rd party Arcee.

[@crawlingboy]

I know I am

[@partykrasher3656]

1:29 when you have a moment of clarity while your having a conversation with a complete stranger

[@thebossbaby7402]

COPPA is killing Jobby :(

[@RaisinBrandFan]

When the swivel man theme started playing I sang along

[@TheMakuta345]

Not sure how well it'll work on hinges but for tight ball joints use the tip of a candle and just rub it against the ball, move the joint, and repeat around the other sides. The candle wax works really well and I only had to apply it once to my FOC Swindle and he went from ball joints so tight his arms were going to snap off, to perfectly fine forever.

[@UselessFox224]

Gertting two ads in the face after you said you were just a KZbinr made my whole morning just by how meta that was

[@NearingLostLight]

I want to see this get repainted into her dark form she got in 1 episode.

[@rowantritton8659]

The problem for me is that you might as well be waiting around for an Ultimetal or Revoltech figure, as I can’t ever see displaying her in alt mode and I’m sure a dedicated bot mode only figure would find a way to be even better

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Who needs Anime girl figmas when you have this?

[@varyn2121]

1:30 I like how Jobby says he has five bodies in his basement, but he’s living in a basement. He lives with five different rotting corpses

[@joshuavis2736]

“And her butt features a hole, as all butts do” Jobby 2019 Awesome review thank you for filling me with entertainment and joy

[@slowmoe1686]

I love how he keeps using that sound clip from the Speedy Time Zone in Digimon World.

[@acericafort8836]

This show is for man-children, not for kids. Ps. Nice vids brah

[@jinbronkun]

6:17 yep that meme format for me

[@thegasmaskwarrior341]

Hobby: makes content with adult humor and “other things” KZbin: Definitely for children

[@spttnk]

"Hobby The Jong" 💀

[@TheSonOfTheDragon]

Now all we need is a Masterpiece Silverbolt.

[@elcolaemono6557]

2:59 oh boy, is that transmetal dinobot on the couch?

[@mr.hamster318]

THE WAIT FINALLY OVER Edit: I refer the repaint version

[@alexandreturcotte6411]

11:16 [Get my future intensifies]

[@alexanderray6118]

Well I mean the robot mode’s really good but the spid- OH HELL YEAH SHE COMES WITH A STAND TAKE MY MONEY

[@TornaitSuperBird]

She's a Jojo now? Niiiice.

[@comicallylargecannon56]

Me:looks at money and my jar Me: *its showtime*

[@bioboost24]

Hope your channel hits 1 Mil! Seriously great content 👌

[@dr.bright6272]

3:10 Not-Megatron hanging out in the background

[@trompimusprime4510]

0:59 Jobby: ‘’I’m not claiming to be an engineer’’ Also Jobby at 12: *designs an MP Dinobot*

[@yalikejazz1842]

Figure:*doesnt have a waist swivel* Jobby:Pathetic

[@Ian4bis]

A yes Jobby’s iconic catchphrase “I have five body’s in my basement”

[@NightfallVeilwing]

I should be getting Blackarachnia in the mail soon. 6:46 #RogerRabbitEffect

[@TSFCaesar]

I am so happy I found this channel! A fellow Beast Wars oficionado as well as a funny portrayal, with a slightly degenerate streak that adds JUST that little bit of extra lulz!

[@yugioh901]

Jobby, I always laugh at the jokes you make in your reviews, and I love you for it. You are awesome, stay cool.

[@warkittensldj]

I find that graphite works well , its what I used In boy scouts ancient years ago for weels on the mach box car we raced. Its a black powder you can find it in hobby shops. Or you can grind up pencil led.

[@jamsbreadbtw1007]

I’m still waiting for the spread, where is it JOBBY!

[@colincampbell9200]

The part about the spider legs made me laugh so hard! Nice video!

[@cocoahere875]

1:22 “I hear they like to tear their legs off..”

[@billyrider3718]

I would prefer tearing their legs apart so I can get to that you know what

[@cocoahere875]

@@billyrider3718 I don't know what

[@billyrider3718]

@@cocoahere875 you know putting my hot dog in her spinneret

[@cocoahere875]

@@billyrider3718 ah.

[@billyrider3718]

@@cocoahere875 but I think Sliverbolt beat me to it

[@fidel0666]

Always the best reviews from the one and only Jobby. Merry Christmas boss

[@tannerprice2018]

MP Blackarachnia gets a stand, but MP BW Megatron doesn’t?

[@reece4263]

Mp who?

[@barrybend7189]

Jobby the MP Black Arachnia is based on the engineering of her Beast Machines toy. So hey if you get tgat version you'd love it. Its very kibble free.

[@DIO_Brando1801]

I see Jobby has seen Whiplash. He is as scarred as I am.

[@NYRavage]

I can forgive Takara for the beast mode here. They're clearly going for the best show accuracy in the robot modes for this line, and they DON'T want to make a Masterpiece parts former. I think the beast mode is quite serviceable for what you get in robot mode.

[@jasons_2v412]

Watch the fbi actually take the 5 bodys in his basement seriously

[@sfcspectacular]

I'm loving this channel....kicking myself I just found Jobby after all this time. Loved every min of this lol

[@theberrby6836]

4:45 I mean It's spider sized!