Blademaiden of Beardsgaard for Scumbassador

Somehow we have never gotten around to producing a full-on haircut and/or beard demo on film. But when the scumbags of Schorem and Reuzel put out a call for potential Scumbassador educators, we knew the time had come. Let us present: an Executive Contour haircut and huge fucking beard. There may also be dragons. {Update: totally made it. Say hello to one of the first Scumbassadors}

[@t1bud42]

All the people complaining that he is "dead" what do you do when your getting a haircut? Dance and move around like a little kid?

[@Beardsgaard]

Timothy Fogle the dancing takes place after you get a great cut here

[@vikramrathore4716]

Timothy Fogle great reply brother

[@HeavyProfessor]

T1bud 42 talk and chew tobaccer

[@jukkal4382]

When you have a mighty beard like that, you do not NEED to smile or show any motions. The beard does the talking.

[@davilessa3928]

I mean he's kinda starring a video with a very cool and charismatic presenter/haircutter but honestly with that beard he can do whatever he wants to.

[@venomousgaming4159]

That guy was having Vietnam flashbacks that whole vid lol

[@vsipereira1883]

Venomous Gaming This comment is so underrated LOL

[@a5amr2]

Lol haha

[@NonsensicalSpudz]

*gun fire intensifies*

[@abandonedhope2606]

im viet. yea... agreed. was just about to say, this alpha male maybe happy inside but frozen face

[@tapolna]

and has a good looking beard

[@MarkSKristensen]

Legend says that he traded his soul for this magnificent beard.

[@Beardsgaard]

HOW DID YOU KNOW

[@andrewrobinson1664]

I would too.

[@stormthor4991]

This guy never heard of something called emotions and feelings. He's the perfect killing machine, the Beardo Might!

[@billturner2370]

I think he smells a fart

[@HeavyProfessor]

stormthor what are you talking about?

[@HeavyProfessor]

Bill Turner freak...

[@Beardsgaard]

He is basically Hagrid with more grooming. Like a human Newfoudland.

[@sejwer5]

Haha she is funny, i like her alot!

[@theinvisibletyrant894]

Dude is a statue. Holy shit.

[@Loregroff]

The Invisible Tyrant if he didn't blink you'd think he was dead. 👌

[@MarkoSkace]

He blinks, that I know.

[@venomousgaming4159]

He was having Vietnam flashbacks that whole vid lol

[@SmokeBasilisk]

Granite and Marble have nothing on this guy.

[@littlekiwi9724]

I am just like this man at a barber. Just cut, pay and leave, the less said the better!

[@jesseandersen3506]

Awesome work! btw does that guy even breathe?

[@Beardsgaard]

James Anderson very, very slowly. He is a statue of a human.

[@kevinkelley4376]

I just saw him blink!

[@TheGrenny1]

Tarantino

[@officialmisssamply4303]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5qwcmiFr9CLZqMm15s it's just a lil moment and you really need to focus but i think - he breathed :D once.... in the whole video haha :D

[@InfamousDoktorJackal]

Breathing is soooooooo mainstream

[@mariomilcha]

The guy lost his soul a long time ago, and he does not remember where.... and he does not care.

[@Beardsgaard]

We actually stole it #soulcollectors

[@rodwilliams7457]

Right!

[@majestic5555]

He must be a fellow dysfunctional veteran! 😂😐😩

[@billturner2370]

He 's not even there.

[@TheWtfnonamez]

You are a very funny man Mario. So they will come for your soul next.

[@deborahbelden3588]

Great personality, great cut and style and someone who knows her product, well done

[@Beardsgaard]

Gotta love the Reuzel line

[@joseorellana5195]

Hola

[@marciebalme588]

yes I agree , it was a great video

[@chrisw8415]

Mr. Personality Gets a Haircut

[@negan6964]

She looks like the punk version of Ellen Degeneres haha

[@shanewilliams2310]

Negan your a boy version of her since your negan

[@13th_hero]

Shane Williams What are you smoking? That was... terrible.

[@bokinsmud]

half Ellen Degeneres half Molly Solverson from Fargo

[@CroixdeLorraine]

Chuckin Norris No, she's way cuter than Ellen Degenerate!!

[@youssefelfahem4284]

She's so cute !!

[@Beardsgaard]

You should see her storing seeds and berries for winter. Fuzzy tail flicking the breeze. Oh wait, that's a squirrel.

[@ilrazzouna7237]

LucifersLittleMonster I want to know too what song this is

[@scottjustscott3730]

king owl253 she plays for the other team homie. very cute yes.

[@Beardsgaard]

Scott D She plays for the married team. The Blademaidens heart belongs to another.

[@scottjustscott3730]

Beardsgaard Barbers That's the team I was referring to. The married one. Yep. Subbed. And a👍

[@Samfrancis0000]

this was oddly satisfying to watch.

[@GrumpyStormtrooper]

more of a visual asmr

[@Gyjarniir]

Song Name : Greg Boerner - Hong Kong Cafe

[@GregBoernerMusic]

Thank you!

[@acosenza2]

Glad someone posted the artist and song. You have a new fan.

[@Miguel_Travels]

Thank you...

[@iamsire7586]

Thanks bruh.

[@alexanderfreeman1788]

Thank you

[@carlosroberto366]

this guy + beard + Three piece suit + pocket watch + hat, then take a picture in black and white and one will tell he's from the 20's

[@Beardsgaard]

SOLID he's got next year's Halloween costume!

[@CroixdeLorraine]

Beardsgaard Barbers Well, nice haircut, but the long beard makes him look like one the Smith Brothers on the cough drop box!!

[@Beardsgaard]

Michelle Duquette we hope to attain cough drop status soon

[@gotrox1]

I thought so too. He's got a classic professor or banker look. Needs to go to the old photo shop and get pics taken, start a portfolio and send to the casting dept in Hollywood. If he can't act, he could be an extra. People didn't smile back then in photos.

[@M-CH_]

1920's?! His is a classic 1900s bohemians' look!

[@MrFraserAnderson]

I'm so in love with this woman I'm willing to travel from Scotland for a trim and a shave 🙌🏻😂

[@Beardsgaard]

The Blademaiden is not on the floor anymore unfortunatly... But you'll get alot of awkward hugs if you do fly in!

[@MrFraserAnderson]

Beardsgaard Barbers I'm on my way!! ✈️

[@MilesFinder]

true love goes beyond "weird"....

[@fan9775]

MrFraserAnderson She had you at, "hey". Didn't she.

[@akatsuki20113]

ǕŜȄŖŊǞMĔ why is wanting to met her weird?

[@kabeerrastogi]

Is he dead?? 😮

[@Beardsgaard]

Kabeer Rastogi seems alive. He does blink now and then.

[@christianriley2415]

He blinked 26 times. I counted.

[@bigkyle7395]

Mister BUMbO not even close.

[@anghbalahr2971]

inside maybe

[@ichthysrattuserectus9447]

Mister BUMbO As much as the thumbs up at you comment! :D

[@joshinator609]

I like this music, it seems kinda fallout-ish. I dig it.

[@luinnoc]

Joshinator60 reminds me of True Detective, season 1.

[@TheRorofrappuccino]

Nothing like fallout bruh. More rockabilly modern western

[@henriqueaes3091]

do you know the name of this song?

[@MrCJNice]

i need more of her doing more videos. i take silliness seriously too. this approach is fun and fresh. i liked and subscribed!

[@maxbostimelapse7140]

He has that Pablo Escobar face going one

[@annaturek7112]

Max Bos Timelapse 8

[@splayfoot1]

I have no idea how I got here and generally I don't give 2 shits about how my hair looks, but by god I want her to make me look fabulous.

[@urbanherbalistnyc]

yeah she's really cool

[@RieRose]

6:17 ..... so is no one gonna talk about the *lizard on her shoulder*

[@Beardsgaard]

SilverSoul his name is Viserion and he is a cuddlebug who eats bugs

[@Oozywolf]

"Viserion" .... well this is awkward.

[@levesquedon5830]

laughing histerically in the Night King's voice xD

[@pweezy5953]

Yeah, that lizard and clippers combo made me extremely nervous for the beard. One slip. Done

[@PrinceDanzel]

I fuckin love your weirdness. Is that weird? And i would like to be haircut by you 🙂😊

[@Beardsgaard]

It's not weird at all!!!! Book an appointment at beardsgaardbarbers.com, we're located in Batavia Illinoise!

[@robertsherman9975]

Beardsgaard Barbers I'm a Gay male, with beard that is bad need of trim ☹️. Shame your not local to my area ! Living your personality ! 💜

[@Beardsgaard]

Robert Sherman we must fix your face fur

[@SuperShekky]

she is so freaking cool

[@Beardsgaard]

We're only cool in the way "so ugly they're cute" dogs are cute

[@58gennaro]

very relaxing to watch.. i think the background track hypnotized me.

[@devolutheist5136]

This boy is pretty handsome... But his hands are really small and he has no Adam's apple for some reason.

[@wombatzzzz8446]

Devolutheist LOL

[@RANDOM-nb9sm]

Devolutheist lol

[@Beardsgaard]

Devolutheist that made us chortle.

[@THEHORSELOVER235]

U're weird lol

[@supportnetwork7005]

Devolutheist I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that. I want a bf like him, yes I'm bi.

[@rockwelaj]

fucking classic barbering! Love it! It's all in the details. people keep shouting hipster because they are used to fucking fantastic Sam's five dollar shit show. Fuck that! This is a throwback to how it used to be done.

[@Ricopolico]

Bullshit. You have no idea how it used to be done. A good barber didn't even have an electric clipper.

[@imperialistteasipper6794]

Ricopolico i🤒

[@DecadentBroccoli]

How did she get that bearded dragon to sit still the entire video?

[@Beardsgaard]

Getting a big lazy lump to sit still isn't too difficult. He's a living brooch most of the time. Getting him to move at the end was considerably more difficult.

[@DecadentBroccoli]

Beardsgaard Barbers HAHAHA! Dude, you're perfection.

[@aguyandhiscomputer]

Beardsgaard Barbers I'm sure many would say that of their husbands.

[@Beardsgaard]

Except when it comes to the beard

[@yaasss5563]

RRS lmfao

[@faizandar1514]

Im in love with the way she talks . She is a beauty

[@root6667]

wow! beauty, talent and personality....i wish she could cut my hair...her husband is a very lucky man.

[@drakonwulfkozeidon8907]

Taxidermy man, I could swear that at moments I thought he was alive!

[@jayn8392]

ughhhh, eating with that thing would be a nightmare. I have a pretty serious beard most of the time and it's deff my biggest complaint. This poor bastard probably has to shower after meals lol

[@PopBubbleWrappable]

Ditto. I actually think I look better with a long beard, but eating and drinking on a daily basis with so much hair surrounding my mouth was like trying to put an enema up a yak's butthole. It drove me up the fucking wall. I have to shave to keep my sanity.

[@Nightbird.]

I have a 3yr old, 2ft beard..and it's very simple guys: Anytime you put food up to your mouth..you place your other open palmed hand just underneath your lower lip. This way..the hand will catch anything that would fall on your beard. Sounds weird..but after a while you don't even notice doing it. It's what long bearded aristocratic men used to do. And it let's others know you're not a slob with 1wk old food particles in your face mane..lol.

[@TheMALKERAZ]

Ron Swanson's son

[@brilliantrouble]

Immediate loved her vibe. Absolutely beautiful job.That sense of humour made the video A+.

[@Beardsgaard]

Rowan Winters this is the entire shops sense of humor! You're always welcome.

[@jeffreylescoe5624]

Keep doing your thing girl! I think you're super sexy. I'm growing my beard just to have you cut it😍

[@bully962]

Fuck it!! Its time to grow The Beard.

[@sylasviper715]

I think it grew him.. in reverse.

[@eggistopia9013]

I think the guy had a stroke as soon as he got in the chair does he even move talk or do anything I think

[@user-dl8yo3wv1t]

Eggistopia he literally doesn't move

[@Rayzer2368]

Aww man, I didn't miss having hair till now.

[@victorsloan477]

Rayzer I occasionally miss having hair

[@peterfarrislosquinternato7309]

6 bravissima 😉" ((((((((((((((((((((6.bravissima😉" ((((((((((((((((((((((((6.bravissima😉" (((((((((((((((((((((((((((6bravissima😉" (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((6bravissima😉"

[@junaid7229]

Mannn!! She's cool

[@jazzr114]

I absolutely love your shop! I’ve been traveling 40 min for beard trims and it’s totally worth it!

[@truthseeker7192]

Girl is so cute.

[@sims.3852]

DUDE beard goals on point

[@michaelbradley7529]

I'm never playing poker with that guy. Just sayin.

[@anujrawool2695]

Man looks so serious that one wrong cut and lady is dead😐

[@beastgaming628]

she's so cute 😘

[@iamjacksfists6550]

So Rasputin got a hair cut...

[@HeavyProfessor]

Titanium Air bomb screw you

[@opinionator3884]

I was blown away by the amount of blending. Incredible. Wish my barber took that much care.

[@toddbirge8152]

a geometry lesson and a science lesson,wow where can one go to have this absolutely funny yet beautiful mainden cut your hair?

[@wolfthorn1]

Here is the proof that a magnificent beard makes you a man times 10.

[@user-io7gh1rb1m]

ايها الذئب صاحب اللحيه شخص جميل جدا

[@ThomasTumasyan]

this guy looks like he needs a hug.

[@Beardsgaard]

Jigxrr volunteer?

[@Holycryptonite47]

*Damn it I thought she was gonna cut the beard*

[@ericblair1327]

She did not wanna die

[@Beardsgaard]

Mr. Tesla is right, it would take at least 5 figures for that beard to be removed.

[@manzoorathar11]

that sucker reptile scared the hell out of me.

[@dingling2153]

Im looking at this guy wondering what hes thinking. Hes thinking to himself. im going home after this. Im going to get my dog stoned with me and then we are going to eat the cat.lmao! jk

[@Beardsgaard]

No dog, but he is husband to a nice lady, a father to a smol boy, and friend of a kitty cat. An enigma, this one.

[@3rdcoastambit220]

That poor guy is just sitting there the whole time thinking "There's a girl cutting my beard...what horrible series of life decisions have I made to end up here?" *sobs silently inside*

[@opheluna]

"It is dangerous to go alone take these?" Took me a second to be able to read it.

[@jessedoyle4624]

I respect the man for not cracking a smile when she mentions manhandling head haha I respect him even more for the epic beard! Great video.. I'll be showing my barber what to do soon!

[@Beardsgaard]

Send pictures!

[@hush8895]

"Onward, Wun-Wun!" Oh, now I'm sad!

[@cookeeee1962]

You know your stuff. I know nothing tho' love the music, who is it?

[@Beardsgaard]

That would be Greg Boerner

[@HisMajesty99]

Even his DNA molecules prly have beards...

[@Beardsgaard]

its beard all the way down

[@3daysago266]

Don't touch the BEARD!

[@Beardsgaard]

3DaysAgo but it's so soft and pettable!

[@josephpatrow]

She’s outstanding, very talented and knowledgeable!

[@user-io7gh1rb1m]

فعلا موهوبه وخبيره بالحلاقة

[@kundanduraphe7023]

I liked this video, some trics, good background music With beautiful girl 👌👍

[@steveedwards4495]

Great cut but she's gorgeous.

[@rosiegigglesestablished1969]

He's so handsome. 😍😍😍😍

[@mikebordeaux8218]

She gave him her haircut.

[@aplim9741]

What is the song? cool vid

[@GregBoernerMusic]

Thanks for asking. It's my song: Hong Kong Cafe

[@MisterKabul89]

what a mighty beard

[@akshayranaa]

Nice music, enjoyed watching this, I saw a guy with no expressions even charmelion was reactive with in 5 secs, poor kid. I wish you can help me 😉

[@Beardsgaard]

That be a DRAGON, good sir. A BEARDED dragon. Even when not mentioned, the puns are still there

[@wparo]

No we are not sure

[@Shazzkid]

This guys beard is my religion

[@Beardsgaard]

The beard has spoken

[@bispo2248]

What is the name of the first song in the background ??? its so nice!

[@tylerlepage8619]

Did you ever find out? Ive been trying too

[@GregBoernerMusic]

Thanks for asking. It's my song: Hong Kong Cafe

[@munemuhammed4782]

Greg Boerner hi please i want ur song

[@GregBoernerMusic]

Muhammed! Thank you. You can download it from iTunes.

[@munemuhammed4782]

Greg Boerner hii greg!! Thanks for the answer! I don't have iPhone where can i download it or buy it??

[@jbarker98420]

This guys is never going bald

[@elassiter38]

Her shear game is superb

[@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844]

I don’t know why I was expecting him to be wearing a suit under the cape, but I was quite wrong 😭

[@Beardsgaard]

Sean is either jorts or full fantasy with cloaks, there's little in between

[@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844]

@@Beardsgaard Never a short denim cloak ?

[@Beardsgaard]

@@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844 We may have to whip something up because that sounds right up his alley!

[@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844]

@@Beardsgaard Glad I could help!

[@EmirElvazWTF]

the name of music pleaase

[@GregBoernerMusic]

Thanks for asking. It's my song: Hong Kong Cafe

[@andyoushouldfeelbad]

Greg Boerner Love this song, Greg. Is the version in this video the studio version or a live version?

[@paparosa100]

man..;what a poker face

[@قيسابوالليلالمالكي-ذ4خ]

amrita pathak rfjkgrxbn

[@juliusnorling6623]

Why every barber have a tatoo?

[@Beardsgaard]

Lala Lalala we have a couple here without some if that helps

[@Dpjohnson83]

Was cringey to watch. Ithink she wants a beard as well

[@Beardsgaard]

She absolutely does

[@kursatdal4553]

Congrats 👏👏 funny and cool 👍

[@hollychandler448]

Handsome dude!

[@R3C0N1X]

@ 10:20 lol , nice job btw

[@kielong2215]

The guy looked dead who agrees

[@miguelarturoarias7546]

Muy bonita ella, muy simpática , pero debería colocar letreros en ESPAÑOL para saber que está diciendo.porque sólo en inglés quedamos en las mismas sin saber que está diciendo y que valga la redundancia. .

[@dernektambura7131]

Now...why would you play with two man figurines kissing each other?....you may be good hairstylist but you're sick puppy too....

[@NotMysticAnomoly]

Nice dr.who tattoo

[@Beardsgaard]

CREEKBROS good catch ;) Names of beloved dead pets in Gallifreyan

[@carpaccio2206]

now you are both ready for the circus!

[@joshualeboeuf2926]

Grant E thank you, you just made my day

[@bullseye6763]

that guy is dead inside.. (Mathias reference)

[@enricogrosso3271]

A New generation of Terminator T-850 with beard . No emotion No smile Just a perfect killing machine

[@ridiculuss3021]

She is so good and cute by the time. I wish I could go there to give a nice cut for my beard.

[@jimunger6830]

love the music

[@shannon-wise]

loved the intro so much 🌈 👬 and she's gorgeous af! great vid!! very relaxing. 😴

[@Beardsgaard]

You're making us blush

[@griz795]

Love your videos, love the attitude. That beard's an investment! And the Boerner in the background..good stuff.🧙‍♂️

[@Beardsgaard]

Thank you Thank you Thank you!!

[@ranapennata]

Damn. Baby knows her stuff. Really on point. Pleasure to watch.

[@isaachernandez1066]

Omg bro her work is so clean👍🏼👍🏼 its looks hard but CLEAN👌🏼

[@jackwhite6537]

The guys face the whole time is just like "...GODDAMNIT. "

[@TheLoobis]

I may be the wrong one to comment because, well... I have long hair and no facial hair. The Beard stuff made sense but as for the Hair, everything after the first blowdrying seemed unnecessary. And how much does a haircut cost? The last time I had my hair cut, I think it was $20.00 and they washed it too.

[@aerowashburns6004]

Dude they’re making a tutorial video, why would he be talking? Relax.

[@kishdeval9322]

Forget the hair products,beard,cut and all the explanations..this girl is so Adorable..

[@nicanornunez9787]

The joke was found in the world's oldest "joke book," called "Philogelos" (or "Laughter-Lover"), written by Greeks Hierocles and Philagrius in the 4th century. I was asked by the barber how I wanted my hair cut, then I replied: "In silence". IMHO, she seems nice I like her can talk all she wants to the camera, but I hate when a barber trys to make talk when I´m geting my hair cut, in his first time specially, like we were friends or something.