What Your Favorite D&D Class Says About You

[@clairefoley8662]

From my experience as a monk: "Does this count as-" "NO, THAT DOES NOT COUNT AS A MISSILE." If my DM is reading this, I'm sorry.

[@unknownentityenthusiast6765]

As a dm, I gave my monk player gloves that let him deflect projectile spells, and that became hilarious when he deflected a bunch of magic missiles and they hit other party members because they don’t miss

[@nikki607]

Oh yes. I feel that😂 just let me catch some arrows man!

[@spookyhoney5743]

This is just me

[@golfie46]

I mean kinda the dm’s fault if the sword is described as flying at you

[@starfirejordan9875]

@@unknownentityenthusiast6765 funniest shit ive ever seen

[@coffeeonmyfoot86]

Me as a sorcerer: "I miss wizard spells" Me as a wizard: "I miss metamagic"

[@StabYourBrain]

Time to become a Wizorcerer or as the nerds in Neverwinter call them.. a Sorcard.

[@seigwardofcatarina5776]

With Tasha’s Cauldron, you can be both with the feat Metamagic Adept. Two metamagic options and two sorcery points.

[@FosterF.]

Get the Metamagic Adept feat! It's super cool, the best of both worlds, and doesn't require you to get a level in a different class. I would totally get it in my current campaign (I love subtle spell so much for rp purposes-) but I'm playing a changeling and getting the Actor feat gives me advantage on deception and performance while trying to pass myself off as someone else. Likewise, when I can get my next ASI, I'm going to get a specific changeling feat that changes my Change Appearance ability from basically infinite Disguise Self to a basically infinite Alter Self.

[@bthsr7113]

Um, just multi-class?

[@philosophicaljay3449]

@@seigwardofcatarina5776 Honestly, I wish you could take the feat more than once to get more sorcery points, as being limited to 2 can be annoying sometimes, but it is still an amazing feat for Wizards.

[@CrescentGuard]

As a dude who plays cleric *a LOT*, I tend to hear, "Why aren't you healing more?" enough to make a drinking game out of it. Yes, I do heal and people very rarely die around me, but I've got spell slots for things besides fixing your booboos.

[@beanslinger2]

truth

[@whiterabbit75]

Great thing about playing a cleric, you're the most protected member of the party, and your dice betraying you doesn't have a huge impact.

[@Sravdar]

I'm playing necromancer cleric. Doesn't care about party's hp unless they are really dying.

[@armaggedon390]

I read that as "fixing your boobs" and that's way funnier.

[@VestedUTuber]

@CommandoDude More like you're a strong independent war cleric who don't need no party outright. Seriously, battle clerics are insane.

[@Astlay]

Inquisitive Rogue: you didn't realize playing a character way smarter than you could be a problem until the first murder mystery appeared.

[@goatfish480]

This is why I don't play characters with more then 9 int 😁

[@kosatochca]

Girl, this stings so hard for me🤣. My inquisitive rogue was brutally handicapped by a band of freaking bards, because apparently they should not be trusted... and I trusted them

[@alexinfinite7142]

Comes equipped with smoking pipe, investigator hat, magnifying glass and faithful Watson as follower 😉

[@green_demon1491]

As someone who used to Roleplay as a smart character, while not being smart, I figured out the flaws the hard way.

[@sylvex7]

Nothing an investigation check can't fix

[@rustytanks9425]

Artificer: I cast the most powerful spell! Dm: and what is that? Artificer: I CAST GUN!

[@10Tabris01]

Don't you mean thermonuclear warhead

[@dyciefisk2535]

Read as written it's "I cast with gun"

[@mouthlesshater]

Ralsei cast GUN!

[@MasterZebulin]

@@10Tabris01 There's a spell in Quest for Glory called Thermonuclear Blast. Just saying.

[@theeguy9022]

Or in my guys case.........a self replicating mechanical virus that may or may not share many aspects of polio

[@PBStriker101]

Blaine: Mentions everything you can know about stereotypes in the whole game. Wizzards: i fireball your opinion.

[@rogers.3189]

Imagine having to learn for fireball, this comment was made by the sorcerer gang

[@koathekid8255]

Imagine having to be sane, this comment was made by the Warnock gang

[@St0nek]

Wwizards?

[@codyholley]

"Who said you need to be sane" sorcerer

[@dhruvdoesstuffs6494]

Whats your point person within fireball distance?!

[@harmonicaman4782]

Blood hunter: rogue wasn’t edgy enough so you wanted to actually be able to cut things with your shear edge including your own wrists.

[@obi-wank-enobi]

I played a bloodhunter and this is so true (order of the lycan)

[@fuzzyboi431]

* laughs in yuri *

[@Rougesamurai365]

Order of the profane soul is my favorite

[@lolbots686]

blood hunter:rest. in peace mollymauk

[@andrestoroenojado4453]

i have a blood hunter masochist (order of the profane soul) and i like it when the enemys get unconfortable whit my desire to get hurt (sorry for my bad english)

[@Okami_HD]

Mystic: You have enough time on your hands to read through a 29 page pdf. You nerd.

[@jnf333]

Don't shame itttt

[@Derpyspartan154]

Not untrue

[@artofthepossible7329]

Me: I'm bored, time to read political science.

[@pourtheraisins]

ArtofthePossible it scares me how relatable that is

[@Iivaitte]

That spoke to me. Then you realize how ridiculous the class is and 10 hours in and still nobody in your party knows what you do.

[@someguyeban]

bard in a nutshell: "Seduce." "Dude, its a fucking slim-" *"S E D U C E."*

[@auroraourania7161]

I'm pretty sure I saw this comic...

[@makzuznet]

Now, imagine rolling Nat 20 on this The dm would destroy his face by facepalming.

[@AugustoEL]

And th DM retuns with SEDUCE ME

[@jetnebula7915]

It's a slim jim?

[@lamp9359]

I do that, indeed

[@faexrey]

I didn't expect to be called out this hard by cleric and wizard. For cleric: "You started out playing support classes because nobody else would, but then you realized you actually kind of like them." Alternatively, "You started out playing support classes because nobody else would. Now you've been the DM for three straight campaigns."

[@CritCrab]

Wizard: You cast fireball.

[@PBStriker101]

Good comment, good person.

[@podemosurss8316]

EXUPROSHION!!!!

[@kylestanley7843]

"I didn't ask how big the room is, I said I cast fireball."

[@podemosurss8316]

@@braedynralston6319 Naked. With people.

[@leytonwest3241]

Hey critcrab

[@Mikeeldiablos]

Thief: I wanna steal his pants. Assassin: I wanna backstab him with a ballista. Arcane Trickster: I wanna use mage hand to steal his pants.

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

Oh god that assassin bit reminds me of when the DM let me apply sneak attack to a cannon... He never saw a pure rogue, and had no idea that sneak attack goes past 1d6. *Ever one-shot a dragon?*

[@codyholley]

Artificer: I'll use my machine to steal his pants

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

All I'm interested in the assassin archetype is their *Impostor* ability

[@thewonderfullymadejaraid7015]

@@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789, sounds kinda sus ngl.

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

@@thewonderfullymadejaraid7015 =)

[@sabliath9148]

Wizard: You often feel like you're the only one in the party with any sort of common sense. Druid: A brief glance at the Monster Manual led you to realize you can turn into a dinosaur. Now you just need to the DM to allow you to do so.

[@sabin97]

i played a wizard in dnd and had to placate an angry vanshee, because someone else in the party offended her. and we needed some information she had.

[@sabliath9148]

@Lucas Tompkins You can, so long as your DM allows it. It works better with Moon Druid, of course. You can also use Polymorph on yourself as an 'overdrive' Wild Shape

[@Dezbood]

In the campaigns we play at our table, wizards often have a habit for insanity and it’s directly correlated to how powerful one becomes.

[@bookclubish1689]

Wizards only have common sense until they learn fireball Source: every wizard I've ever played with has nearly TPKd us with one at some point

[@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097]

Wait your wizards have common sense? They don't just run in and punch people with thunderfist (aka shocking grasp) whilst having decent ac (20ish) and a bunch of spells that just make being hit near impossible? Is wizard not a frontline fighter class?

[@benjaminc924]

I'm currently playing a paladin, and it is my favorite class. Not because divine smite is so good, its because people assume its the only thing you can do. Which is when you surprise them with a cheeky spell that they weren't expecting and then smite them extra hard. Expect the unexpected, but no one expects the paladin to cast misty step.

[@ArkaSaurusRex218]

Laughs in command and compel duel spells.

[@benjaminc924]

@@ArkaSaurusRex218 I've always wanted to use those spells. Unfortunately my paladin died after another 4 sessions.

[@JaelinBezel]

Our fighter: gets downed and surrounded by skeletons My paladin: moves away from the skeletons boss to help him Skeleton boss that apparently has the Sentinel feat: “Not so fast!” opportunity attack (tm) My paladin: “…Fuck you.” Jump cut teleports over to the fighter anyway.

[@ShrankTheFirst]

Monk: I've been in too many situations where our weapons were confiscated when entering a city or we were ambushed while sleeping and I didn't have any armor on. Warlock: I like casting spells but it takes me a week to choose them so I prefer to do so only once per level rather than evey long rest. They're my two go-to classes.

[@dariuszblack13]

Monk kensei because there is always Staff, club and flail near your bed but you want to be gentelmen do you train with sword or rapier. Warlock because there is tasha hideous laught and then there is you no more in this place.

[@narfdc2043]

Honestly same. I like warlock for the theme tho and also the fact that I have an excuse to take all battlefield control and utility spells because the damage is in the blast (my 6th 7th 8th and 9th ones always have at least half be pure damage tho for when I need it) And I like monks because as somebody said I find it amusing to not only out-armor anybody who doesn’t focus on armor while wearing normal clothes and running faster than everything I meet, but I think it’s amusing to punch everything until it dies. Sure I have a bit low of a damage output but god dammit I look awesome while doing it

[@jonathanwells223]

so you're just lazy, got it

[@Anonymous74916]

Gunslinger: You are really, REALLY into old western tropes.

[@PBStriker101]

YES :3

[@sauce1421]

Not a real class

[@alvisrouge8690]

@@sauce1421 was a class in previous editions and also more or less a subclass of the first playtest for 5e artificer

[@rachelevil]

Them's fightin' words

[@h2o848]

gunslinger: you want to pull out a glock fighting a dragon a really big glock

[@proxxei9906]

Npc: *does something that slightly annoys me* Me, as rogue: I can make this problematic npc *DISAPPEAR*

[@deggolordofeggos]

- Axxion - My DM put a “No Betrayal Rule” just to stop everyone else from killing our Rogue. I’m a Paladin and I’m nicer to our Halfling Warlock than I am to the Rogue cause _one_ of them hasn’t hit on a nun, robbed a church, and countless other things 😂

[@foreveranimelover97]

@@deggolordofeggos hit on nun ? wait , wasn't that bard ................ *realize it's the literal hit on* oh ..........................

[@colinnelson4080]

And for my next trick, I shall make any sense of story and lawful goodness disappear.

[@CerealSSBU]

yo that anime girl in ur pfp is pretty cute, where s he from?

[@proxxei9906]

@@CerealSSBU *sweating profusely* A... a girl?

[@kitchenjail3546]

Hey look buddy. I'm an Artificer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", 'coz that would fall within the purviews of your connundrums of Bardery. I solve practical problems. For instance: how am I gonna stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearing me a structually superflous new behind? The answer: use Eldritch Cannon. And if that don't work... use more Eldritch Cannon. Like this, big bore leg mounted little old number designed by me, built by me, and you'd best hope... ...not pointed at you.

[@clayxros576]

Well, now I know my next character.

[@harmonicaman4782]

Yes thank you

[@Ianjk6]

On the flip side, go with the alchemist archetype and insist that the explosion that came from your alchemy equipment is the sound of progress.

[@franktheprank7336]

Great now I wanna play an engi inspired artificer

[@thebaku818]

You convinced me, I'll main artificers if I EVER get to play

[@petrusspinelli6661]

Sorcerer : You made more lore about your magic origin than about your character. _don't deny it, you know it's true_

[@lorenzojongste6766]

...... Looks at my sorcerer who has 90 character lore and 10 magic lore.

[@Tactically_sniped]

I wish I was less like this. Whimpers in dragon born

[@houdinied8619]

Wizard: "He is sitting on a barstool" "I cast fireball!" "The dragon si-" "FIREBALL!" "The wooden floorboards cree-" "FIREBALL!" "The small child smiles up at you. Wh-" "FIREBALL!" "Why are you like this?" "FIREBALL!"

[@PerishingPurplePulsar]

Me: was playing the edgey rogue, and was admittedly not paying to much attention DM: "You feel your coinpurse leave its place, with the blah blah blah" Me: without thought "I draw my gun and fire at the theif" The whole table: O-O Me: ? Also me: realized the DM mentioned kid at some point And that is the story of how I shot some kid and had my edgy rogue get sent to prison after just clearing myself of a seperate murder of a child that was a part of my backstory. That character is still in prison and I've decided she believes she is cursed to kill kids unintentionally and is now actively trying to send herself to Hell

[@houdinied8619]

@@PerishingPurplePulsar What in the fuck? That's fucking hilaroius.

[@PerishingPurplePulsar]

@@houdinied8619 I was going for the classic tragic rogue; I was a younling raised by the streets who was in the wrong place and wrong time and accidentally got an innocent kid killed, all that good stuff. I was doing so good and she was making so much progress, and when I say just cleared I mean JUST cleared, Azcill was a free woman for all of 10 minutes. Now I play Mook, the Warlock Tabaxi that fell into a dungeon as a kid and was stuck there for 20 years, unknowingly made a pact with an eldritch god but isn't aware that licking his butt in public is impolite. I love playing somewhat cliché characters, and am pretty sure my next one will be an Aarakocra who is very honorable, and carries himself with grace, unless he thinks he is alone at which point he becomes a pigeon

[@houdinied8619]

@@PerishingPurplePulsar Big fucking oof my guy.

[@jaynovak6837]

This is also true for sorcerer lol

[@literallyunfunny]

This video: Sorcerer. This wasn't the first D&D class you've played. Me: This was the first D&D class I played.

[@tanyahausman4639]

Same

[@patchworkgolem]

@@tanyahausman4639 I got told to play a ranger. I almost didn't recover lol. Now I'm the rogue.

[@MsWatismyname]

Druid at lvl 6. Thrown into the middle of the campaign. I thought the game was really complicated and didn't understand a thing. Still enjoyed every minute.

[@randomweeb9179]

Artificer: You're a veteran- Me: This was the first class I played-

[@jaynovak6837]

@@randomweeb9179 Gross.... I really dislike that class lol

[@wendigovanderblitz4823]

*Monks in Real Life:* Let's feed the koi fish and praise Budha. *Monks in D&D:* Who asked for a kameameha?

[@slavicandroid1999]

i mean, monks in the east were/are pretty badass fighters. Tibetan monks even turned their shovels for burying dead bodies, that they were carrying on journeys, into edged weapons (or so ive heard)

[@deadaccount505]

Me the monk Ora Ora Ora Ora

[@wendigovanderblitz4823]

Too bad. They're not mainstream, so I have never heard of them. Portugal has great communication services, y'know?

[@demomanchaos]

-Laughs in Ikko Ikki Warrior Monks-

[@RJ-1580]

Despite what you say about the Wizard, my sister ALWAYS takes a tleast 5 minutes changing her prepared spells whenever they long rest. She's the first actual spellcaster in our party that has a decent grasp on how spellcasting works so it's interesting for me a DM for like a year see how an actual spellcaster works lol

[@river7874]

This^ Wizard is my go-to Spellcasting class because of the sheer amount of spells available. To save time, and not distract the party, I usually let my DM know directly what I've changed for my prepped spells. It also saves time because there is a good handful of spells that I always have prepared and almost never swap out, like Mage Armor and Shield for example. I try to keep a balance between damage and tech, and my daily prepping of spells can sometimes lead to some great RP and character building as I will consult the party members my character trusts the most to see if they think we'll need something specific for the encounters we may face.

[@kamikeserpentail3778]

The thing about Wizard, and why I always preferred Sorcerer, is that the wizard needs to actually study and figure out what spells they might need ahead of time. But almost everyone I've ever played D&D with wants to charge in blindly and just smash their heads against problems as they show up. They don't scout the area to see what threats may be there. They don't get a map, look into history, or any number of things that could help a wizard decide what spells to bring. So having a large number of spells for different situations doesn't really matter if you're choosing blindly, you're just going to grab the generalist spells that are ok in most situations.

[@ToAqui210]

Why have so many spells if you're just going to do some illusions, summoning... And fireball, actually JUST fireball

[@RJ-1580]

@@ToAqui210 surprisingly my sister doesnt have that, not even magic missile. She does a fuck ton with her zombies and mordenkainen faithful hound already.

[@hesseldekraai]

@@RJ-1580 as a spelcaster whose favorite spell is Magic missile this hurts nu soul

[@Jokuman357]

My party's Bard instead of trying to seduce everything, tries to mock everything. Its a good change of "tradition" and really funny to see childish insults do damage to things.

[@samueljo7910]

1d4 psychic damage in the form of a “your mom” joke never fails

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

​@@samueljo7910 "Legends say your mom is the reason why beard is a feminine word in Spanish, and your father is why cosmetics are masculine! I'd love to ask you about the second one but I've just realised that you have no idea either. My parents are dead, what's your excuse? Probably it's better this way though, so he'll never know how big of a dissappointment you are. I can't decide if you made a deal with a devil to become a warlock to fix your daddy issues, to answer your childhood bullies or you simply didn't realise what paper you signed when receiving your DoorDash order. Where you born in an alchemist's lab? Because that's where accidents happen! Really, your equipment is shit, your spells are shit, your horse is shit, your face is... oh sorry, I'vewent too far. Tell your horse I apologise." Now that's at least 9d4 of damage I guess.

[@ThatGuateKid]

I'm currently playing a kenku bard called Chick Skylark and my mock opponents by telling them "i hope your socks get wet on the way home." anything that is mildly inconvenient

[@iampierce7474]

Cleric is more: You want to be able to do everything at once, but eventually settle on tank with healing spells

[@justnoob8141]

...then play Paladin, they got built-in healing spell

[@lolbots686]

cleric/paladin multiclass:you are a crusader on steroids,you are almost unstoppable,int is your bane save tho

[@sr.senhordantas3863]

Bruh, Life Domain Cleric with Sanctuary and Spirit Guardian is the best think that exists. I do prefer a Paladin for tank, although they are not that good for healing at all.

[@LordLucario12]

That's how it starts until you realize how goddamn dumb Spiritual Weapon is

[@LordDukane]

I think my favourite that I've ever heard. "Druids are just furry Clerics!" A good friend of mine. :)

[@burningbronze7555]

that is more or less how they spilt off the cleric.

[@dysphoria_1.040]

I played Druid because of my favorite book series having a Druid as the main character...

[@UmbraKrameri]

Yepp, accurate.

[@kimjongunsucksbooty750]

They’re just magical environmentalist vegan hippies

[@Type_blazenil]

I somewhat disagree, summon animals + Polymorph = I have an army of Tyrannosaurus Rex, are you sure you want to fight us?

[@KefkaCasselstone]

Psychic Warrior: You forget you're playing D&D and secretly want to be a Jedi Psion: When you're not channeling professor Xavier, youre trying to go full Akira

[@Averymoasycreek]

Psionic Knight: you wanted to play a fighter that wasn't boring, you use and beyond a lot and now your DM is yelling at you for how OP your character is.

[@magdachlebicka3895]

I want to be a Jedi :(

[@ATSucks1]

Nobody remembers psionists. They wont allow that.

[@gabrialsperka422]

@@ATSucks1 psionicists were so amazing tho tbh >~< I've never had the chance to play one, but I've read about them a lot

[@lurkingquesadilla]

@@Averymoasycreek that’s my fav lol

[@Orbzul]

Fiend: Alright, I can lend you my power and make you a Warlock, but this power comes at a price. At least once a week, you must consume a human heart in my name. Lizardfolk: Okay, what's the price?

[@Type_blazenil]

Fiend: it has to be a willing human, with salt

[@viridiannucleon]

@@Type_blazenil orc multiclassed into bard: Okay, what's the price?

[@Type_blazenil]

@@viridiannucleon it can't have any magic cast on it

[@fish1655]

Necromancer: You’re edgy. That’s it.

[@Atheist_Jesus]

You are a diablo veteran and play it at least 3hours a day

[@cageybee7221]

druid: you are secretly the most powerful member of the party.

[@deminumenera1758]

Last time I played a druid, i had my own private army of animal companions, actual companions, summoned help and constructs.

[@Rule-be6lw]

Moon Druid: because nothing is more satisfying than killing your enemies as a giant toad or mammoth.

[@Type_blazenil]

Being able to summon 15 T-Rexes helps with that

[@Type_blazenil]

Summon animals + polymorph

[@yt_krg]

To explain Spellcasters The wizard gets an perfect score cause he studied The sorcerer claims to never study yet passes a higher score than the wizard The cleric/paladin prays hard and somehow passes The warlock just bangs/bribes the teacher

[@AbyssArray]

Paladins aren't tied to gods in 5e though, also Bard is a full spellcaster :p so probably replaces warlock in that

[@kylestanley7843]

@@AbyssArray warlock bribes, bard bangs

[@Kururururu66]

As a warlock im in this picture and I dont like it xd

[@lightningcutey9852]

your forgetting the bard

[@arcaneTempest1]

You also forgot druid

[@izzyliberty8720]

"hey paladin, can I get some healing?" -- 1hp lay on hands, coming right after I smite this thing into oblivion

[@benjaminc924]

Exactly. I play a paladin under the oath of the open sea, and it is amazing. Expect the unexpected, and no one expects a paladin to use misty step. Was in a pvp fight with the ranger, who was cheating with a haste spell from our wizard. Couple smites, a misty step escape here, a rapid dash from expeditious retreat there, a lay on hands self heal, a channel divinity fog trick to hide from his arrows, and several lucky javelins defeated the cheating bastard with health to spare.

[@kainthedragoon8081]

Barbarian: You’ve some how betrayed the party more times then the rouge

[@talitherose]

YEEEEESSSSS THISISSOTRUE

[@TheDancerMacabre]

Well, "Betray" is a strong word. More like "unexpected high level encounters"

[@NinjaOfTheKyeboard1]

Fighter: You're selfless. You wanted to play something else, but your party needed a tank/damage/healer/seducer/leader/etc. You build your fighter around their needs.

[@Dragon_Song1]

Ouch. You just attacked me hard. (This comment describes every thing about me, the shoes I were, my favorite flavor of tea, my favorite/not so favorite dnd class. E V E R Y T H I N G !

[@UmbraKrameri]

Cleric can be pretty much the same tbh. XD No one wanted to play a support class, so now you have to build a character to fix the holes in the party.

[@akobrakoral]

how do you heal with a fighter without multiclassing?

[@NinjaOfTheKyeboard1]

@@akobrakoral I'm glad you asked! There are feats you can take, subclasses you can customize, and even homebrew options for a battle master that would allow you to be an "off healer". Some feats would let you do healing magic, but others would let you take a "field medic" approach, or even give you fast hands to distribute potions or help dying characters.

[@TheDancerMacabre]

I kind of like being the "Regular dude" on the battlefield. In a world where there are wizards, demons, deities intervening, and having to fight Literal gods (if you hit 20) the regular person who's pretty much a town guard who trained for years is still kicking ass alongside the the Cleric who was handpicked by their God and the Wizard summoning fireballs and lightning bolts. Plus with the different subclasses, you can fit almost any niche to your fantasy. Battlemaster is the tactical mastermind. Cavalier is the Gallant Hero, Echo Knight is all about outwitting your foes, Eldritch Knight studies magic but isn't as fragile as casters. And people who dismiss them as boring, have probably never played one past level 3, because it's anything but.... Ok, Champion is a little boring, but you also triple you chance to crit! Four attacks with 15% chance to crit, on top of Action Surge! With Polearm Master, that's 10 attacks before you say "and I end my turn"

[@nooneinparticular5256]

Monk Subclass stereotypes: Given that you're playing a monk, it's fairly safe to assume you're into anime. And what subclass you play as, hints at what anime you watch (with some exceptions), and how you behave. Astral Self: you don't do much to hide the fact that you're a Jojo fan, but also tend to forget to use the astral arms for more than just punching--what Jojo is usually famous for. Shadow: You're a Naruto fan, of varying expression. You can try to hide/deny it, citing ninjas as being inherently cool, or you can own up, and shout "BELIEVE IT," at every opportunity. Sun Soul: WE GET IT. YOUR CHARACTER'S NAMED AFTER A FOOD, AND YOU'RE BASICALLY GOKU. Just STOP rambling about power levels, and try to put those purported math skills to use, by managing your Ki properly. Four Elements: You're a diehard Avatar: The Last Airbender fan. Any mention of anything sounding like Korra will piss you off. Kensei: You're devoted to Samurai Jack, but not to an obnoxious level. Either that, or you will never shut up about your STOODEE OF DA BLEEYYYD!! Drunken Master: You're more a fan of Jackie Chan, and other martial arts movies of the time. Or you just like to drink IRL. You play alright with everyone, but PLEASE mind what you're saying & doing--even if your character's supposed to be drunk. Long Death: Edge. Pretty much just Edge. Can vary it up a bit with some Mortal Kombat, or Undertale stuff, but mostly just Edge, and lacking self-preservation instinct. Open Hand: You don't tend to reference that much anime in roleplay. Often you just try to play a character who's sweet & supportive--fitting the supportive nature of the subclass. This is until you reach level 17, and then you're the Fist of The North Star, but by then, you've probably earned the right to make these references. Ascendant Dragon: You don't exist quite yet. You have fond memories of the draconic sorcerer, and are still trying to figure out how to reliably spell & pronounce Grougaloragran, so you can better fit into your Wakfu fantasies.

[@RamielEdits]

Way of the kensei: THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

[@nooneinparticular5256]

@@RamielEdits For me, I'm planning on playing the Kensei as either a Sohei, or Friar Tuck.

[@fly1ing891]

Kensei with a gun : you want to play a Pilot from Titanfall

[@ВеликийХвостатый]

The Wakfu one was spot on, my exact thoughts then I read the sub-class.

[@nooneinparticular5256]

@@ВеликийХвостатый My very first DnD character was just a black dragonborn monk, whom I named Grōgal. Easy enough to deal with.

[@hyliandoctor]

Cleric: you're here because no one else wanted to be the designated healer and still avoid the life domain because you don't want to be the port-a-potion. Either that, or you wanted to be the healer out of your own volition, and started off as the uwu healer until you realized you were at least a power bottom.

[@SeismicHammer]

Play a Grave Cleric: “I will only heal you if you’re dead”

[@finalshade8592]

My first character was a trickster cleric, and there was another cleric in the party who was life domain. They vastly preferred inflict wounds over any other option so I was the one basically healing everyone while the Life Cleric goes and fights, leading to the two clerics not liking eachother very much.

[@skycastrum5803]

... The one time I was about to play a cleric would have been a hobgoblin law cleric of Bargrivyek, entering the party to encourage war among the lesser races and unite any goblinoid tribes he came across in preparation for the next Great Host. (Not that the party would know.)

[@franktheprank7336]

Step 1: build a cleric of the forge domain. Step 2: Congratulations, you stopped playing dnd halfway through and ended up playing minecraft for the rest of the campaign.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

Weirdly enough, whenever I'm in a campaign that has a cleric, I always wind up as the designated healer. I don't know why, but that's always the case...

[@UnbackedCon]

Ah the barbarian, still brings back the memories of my first ever DND session. In place of going with a reasonable race like a dwarf or human I made a rock gnome barbarian, just this tiny ball of muscle coming to break some kneecaps. Still remember the funniest event with them was when I attempted to throw a party member up to a ledge and rolled a 1, instead of just pulling their back or somthing no my DM had them throw so hard my buddies head was embedded in the ceiling Looney toons style. I'll never forget you Durko Garrick the Goatillery.

[@UnbackedCon]

For any of you wondering where the nickname "Goatillery" came from I'll give the rundown story. A local town had come under threat of an Adult red dragon and our party was tasked with taking care of it, our party's warlock had the idea of setting up an explosive trap at a local farm that's been the target of the dragon recently. When it came time to spring the trap the dragon noticed it and normal combat ensued and it started to go downhill hill immediately, our warlock nearly got burnt to a crisp during the first round and our paladin became its focus for the next few, our ranger who was the major issue to the dragon had run out of ammo so he was gimped drastically. We were on the path to a TPK and in an act of desperation Durko had the idea to strap a keg of gunpowder to a nearby goat and try throwing it at the dragon, he had a belt of storm giants strength and with the roll came a nat 20. The goat was effectively turned into a short ranged missile which hit the dragon square in the face which ended up killing it. It also came in handy while raiding a orc garrison as the goats really did a number on the walls allowing our band of mercenaries we built up to storm the keep, it became the stuff of stories in taverns of a tiny man throwing animals so hard they exploded. We did reach level 20 and our DM was given permission to throw a Tarasque at us as a penultimate fight, I had found a ring of 3 wishes after a recent bout against a lich though I had to use two charges as one of our members was killed by Disintegrate and the other was sent to another plane, before the battle I gave our ranger it as a safety precaution as I'd be trying to keep it away from our party, things went horribly as our paladin was dying from a crit he took and the Tarasque had its eyes on our warlock next but was also close to death itself from a full power SMITE. As a final act of desperation to try and save those he considered family he dove into the Tarasque's gullet with a orb of condensed magic energy that our warlock and been working on with a group of wizards, with the amount it had stored It could easily have been compared to a small hydrogen bomb and broke it, Durko was obliterated and the Tarasque was in a dead state and needed the wish to be used on it to finally finish it (Our DM wanted to imitate the 3.0 edition rule of a wish killing it) and though he wanted Durko back our ranger did what they needed to do and destroyed the Tarasque for good. I haven't been able to play with them recently but my buddy who was the DM let me know that the legend of Durko was spreading within new campaigns of his, the man of explosions lived on even after his great sacrifice and the stories told by wandering bards told of a man who with a simple touch would use an animal to bring an entire city to it's knees.

[@zyleak5918]

Sounds dnd

[@danandchristineharbour2538]

My first three races were half elf, loxodon, and kobold.

[@sir_bibbity4678]

@@UnbackedCon That was absolutely beautiful. Brings a nice light on my favorite class the Barbarian.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

That is absolutely glorious.

[@arandom_olive6642]

Cleric: I’m a healer but- *takes gun out*

[@bigdaddy6257]

To forgive the sinners is up to god... ...To send them is up to me

[@anotherPhilosoraptor]

"Weapons are a part of my religion."

[@heavystalin2419]

@@anotherPhilosoraptor _"We can't expect God to do all the work"_

[@justnoob8141]

Me, a paladin: You're support, NOT healer, be like a good support and fuck the enemy up without using your Guiding Bolt Note: *Inflict Wounds, Guiding Bolt has support property in it

[@hayamikano47]

Bard: “You tend to make friends with the most npcs and constantly make jokes about getting in bed with them” Me: what do you mean jokes I actually attempt to bed all the npcs

[@williamgeorge3111]

Yep. You're the bard all right.

[@zeke7972]

Cleric: Has to carry a party of people with the mental age of a 5 y/o

[@siragon756]

That's funny, i just started a new campaign recently, we're a party of three with a warlock, a paladin and a cleric For some reason, when we ran into a sleeping giant tiger, the cleric's first reaction was to blast him while we weren't near enough to attack it before it wakes up. That thing could have murdered us and that dumbass decided that it was safer to attack while he was alone for the first turn instead of waiting for us to walk the last 30 feet to join him "because his heavy armor could have woken it up"

[@justnoob8141]

Siragon that player definitely thinking that Cleric is designated damage dealer, they're support and support did more than just healing. Mostly fuck everyone brain without dealing damage.

[@siragon756]

@@justnoob8141 No no, i can assure you he takes his healer role very seriously He just takes very stupid decisions

[@alexpratt8533]

CAREER CLERIC AND PALADIN SPEAKING: This is totally accurate.

[@pottedplant37_]

I like Bard but this is why I play Cleric most of the time. That and I like playing healers

[@nathanieljordan4292]

Rogue: constantly edgey Wizard: "I cast fireball" Bard:"can I seduce the succubus?" Sorcerer: Chad incarnate Cleric:"Deity-senpai!!" Paladin: *inhales* "SMITE"

[@WaterWeight.]

*edgy*

[@MythicMachina]

How to scare a paladin: they are immune to radiant.

[@kitsunepriest8807]

Seducing a succubus? WTF bards. It is supposed to go the other way.

[@kingpengu5027]

Hmm A fellow master of the sword and shield I see

[@nathanieljordan4292]

@@kingpengu5027 indeed my good man

[@immortalartisan4724]

wizards: what do you mean i cant use real life physics in spells dm: using control water to puppet people is to op

[@koathekid8255]

Use it to DROWN THEM

[@jaywalmoose9623]

Me: (Tries to use tenser's flying disk to make a perpetual motion machine) My DM: Please stop.

[@shinobidaniel_12]

High-level thief: " you abuse the fact that you can practically turn invisible the nanosecond someone stops looking at you, run on walls like it's the floor, take the magic nerds junk and use it, being nearly omniscient in a 10 ft radius and can hit harder than an explosion when the person isn't aware of them

[@ASquared544]

DM: “You ever watch Avatar? It takes a lot of power, practice, and either genetic gifts or a full moon to pull that off, you also have to consider human muscles and all that, not to mention that mortals inherently have some will to resist magic, also the fact that the blood isn’t pure water, and you’re a level 5 Wizard. Wait til you get 8th level slots, then I’ll consider being able to use the spell that way upon up casting.

[@Iivaitte]

Ive watched enough avatar to know where this path leads

[@zacharynewman7713]

Monk: You took the mobile feet and now never end your turn within range of the enemy to do anything to you. All encounters are now balanced to you and the rest of the part keeps dying.

[@kaktus575]

Monk: you are 30 years old and make references to 90's anime Me who's 13 and does the same thing: 99% accurate

[@tenn0663]

Less of a class stereotype, more of a player stereotype (which I fall into). Bard and rogue players tend to have the most interaction with the world at large, and tend to be the biggest chatterboxes at the table. Bards (and the people playing them) tend to try to talk their way out of everything, frequently treating any situation as a puzzle to be solved, most often through seduction (side note: if your DM is a more combat centered one and he asks you to make a skill check OTHER than seduction before rolling to seduce, and if he smiles when you fail said check, be prepared to roll a new character. Case in point: my bard that tried to seduce a dragon. Failed the spot check prior to the seduction roll, got ripped in half by dragon dick). Rogues treat every encounter as a combat/theft puzzle, and therefore tend to spend more time interacting with the environment or people's pockets than actually fighting. That or the sneaky sneaky stabby stabby variety in the case of a murder hobo rogue. In either case, both the Rogue and the Bard will inevitably spend half the night having their own little side game of D&D just trying to gather details from the DM to solve their own personal little puzzles they've made. Can be fun with a good DM, just don't bring them along if you're playing a combat focused premade module.

[@limekitty810]

I feel called out (rogue)...

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

​@@limekitty810 me too (bard). This is actually a way better summary of both me and my character Tieru than the video.

[@countrygeneral]

I do not know about other warlocks, but in any group I've ever been, when I am playing warlock, I am always the one with most interactions per minute with the world at large and about 75% of the time I become the party's face and unspoken leader because of that.

[@c.jhamblin5759]

"The pact you made with your patron was a unique quirk, you just wish your dm would put it in the story more often" I died faster than the usefulness on pact of the blade

[@matan8074]

"meta magic is so good and you haven't played a wizard since" Me: bold statement for some within fireball distance.

[@beywheelzhater8930]

Sadly a good chunk of the party is also within said distance Ah well, most of them will probably survive, 'cept the Rouge but he was an edgelord and everyone hated them anyway

[@mandykarevicius9746]

Cute, a fireball. *Kills wizard with a few metamagic cantrips*

[@oombagoomba246]

Paladin: you derail all the games so that you can smite heretics in the name of deus vult with sabaton and power wolf playing in the background

[@beywheelzhater8930]

Warlock: You derailed the game to blast all those who didn't become heritcs and worship your Eldrich tentacle senpai, meanwhile either doom music or a loop of demonic chanting is playing in the back of your mind Usually both

[@Nothing-1w3]

Ah, a man of culture I see?

[@Aquarios1337.]

Hell yeah!

[@templar2781]

True

[@ninetailedninja7115]

I mean why not

[@SethAbercromby]

Alternatively for Ranger: You really like multiclassing into Rogue for the combat abilities, without all the stealing bits.

[@trealosgaming3345]

Ranger cleric. Or ranger artificer. Fun class combos

[@punishedwhispers1218]

Or you realized for pretty much all levels that people actually play at, it's just Fighter but better

[@willemverheij3412]

Could just play rogue scout instead which is pretty much a better ranger than the ranger.

[@oldfrozenwolf6803]

@@willemverheij3412 but then you remember the ranger subclasses and how amazing some of them are

[@willemverheij3412]

@@oldfrozenwolf6803 But those don't give sneak attack or cunning actions.

[@Realience]

My current DM and I actually spent a solid few hours making my patron and incorporating him into the plot line, I'm actually really happy with it

[@Alexander59059]

Artificer: you're probably the only one pronouncing artificer correctly.

[@obi-wank-enobi]

Me an artificer main: *PARrY tHiS yOu FiLtHy CaSuAl!!!*

[@jambothejoyful2966]

Art if ice er Right?

[@carbonmonteroy]

@@jambothejoyful2966 R tiff iss ur

[@alexpratt8533]

@@obi-wank-enobi yessssssss

[@numberbndl3763]

@@carbonmonteroy well is it (ar TIF icer) or (ar tif icer) cause I call it the first one cause it sounds funny

[@bruhboss3141]

How do you know that when I play druid its basically pokemon in dnd? lucky guess

[@PBStriker101]

Search "how a 11 years old boy became a Pokémon Master in dnd" on youtube. You will have fun.

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

@@PBStriker101 Thank you for the laugh, good sir.

[@jigalooo2331]

Jigglypuff

[@koathekid8255]

IMMUNE TO SLEEP MAHAHAHAHAH

[@bruhboss3141]

Rogue is better at taming animals, stroke of luck and expertise can really work out in your favor

[@charismartin1169]

Bard: you're either gay, have a lot of backup characters, or just really like casting vicious mockery.

[@Knitboy1997]

3/3... Is this a personal attack or something?

[@Npecal]

Bard: this is your first game and you probably don't plan on taking it seriously, and heard this was the best class to do so...

[@maem7462]

My first character I made is a Bard. I do like casting vicious mockery it’s fun. That was one reason why I went with that class. Another reason is because I’m a theatre nerd and I like magic and I liked the idea of combined magic and music as well

[@maem7462]

I have also thought of a quite a bit of different characters for other campaigns. I’m playing in 2 different campaigns one has taken a long break and the other one has kept having sessions be canceled because sometimes life is unpredictable

[@evancarvalho2195]

I'll take all, thanks

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Paladin (3e): "I want a horse but don't actually want to pay money for one."

[@nooneinparticular5256]

Next, you need to do the stereotypes for the subclasses. Maybe in separate videos.

[@Type_blazenil]

I'll do the ones for artificer: battle Smith: you don't actually want to go into combat, but you feel bad when your party members/Summons die. Alchemist: you're either really good at chemistry, or just like to see things blow up. Artillerist: to quote TF2 engineer "Let's do this Texas style" and, I CAST GUN!

[@ex3mpted]

"This wasn't the first dnd class you played" *laughs in first game changeling sorcerer*

[@tytusjordan1312]

Damn, that's combo that i swapped my Human Fighter for in my first campaign. Never looked back since

[@LoppearLink]

I've got a few from my experiences: Barbarian: Your dump stat was so damn low that your INT modifier makes it so your character rarely speaks Bard: Either trying your damnedest to not be the "horny bard," or embracing the stereotype it to it's fullest. Fighter: "Why did I play this again? Fuck it, I'm multiclassing." Ranger: Half of your abilities are useless because you wanted to be Legolas. Rogue: Little shitlord gremlin who likes to tease the party like an annoying little sibling. Sorcerer: Constantly fights with the Wizard that Metamagic and prepared spells make their class better. Wizard: Constantly fights with the Sorcerer that preparing spells and more fun subclasses make their class better.

[@amitthehuman]

This is better than the video

[@sonjadepiro3143]

Me making a ranger: I want to be like legolas (yes I actually thought that) Me three months later: yeah so I'm going to be a wizard instead....

[@rebeccabertolini4420]

Warlock: somehow manages to be a cross between the Bard and the Rogue🤣🤣

[@gigaswardblade7261]

Blood hunter: you wanna be a warlock, but need just a tad bit more edgyness. Either that, or you’re obsessed with Matt Mercer.

[@nooneinparticular5256]

I want to make an Aztec Blood Hunter...

[@gigaswardblade7261]

@@nooneinparticular5256 jojo?

[@nooneinparticular5256]

@@gigaswardblade7261 Eh, less a reference to the Pillar Men, and more an attempt to use the Aztec, Mayan, and other Mesoamerican cultures, and a more support/healing-oriented Blood Hunter. Sacrificing your health to heal allies by a greater amount; ritually sacrificing enemies to gain bonuses or exp; maybe some divination from use of corpses; and at capstone--invoking the powers of blood-fed entities: -Xipe Totec (the FLAYED GOD) to cut down enemy AC -Quetzalcoatl to blow them around with wind -Tlaloc to make it rain fire, or heal allies -Tezcalipoca to make it rain panthers, and maybe a stealth bonus -and/or Cipactli, to make the very ground EAT/IMMOBILIZE enemies

[@eric_moore-6126]

Inclusive "or"

[@grungygay7]

@@nooneinparticular5256 That actually sounds badass. Go for it.

[@radiobehemoth9334]

As a Barb Main, I have realized a pattern on all of my Barbs: "You can't write or read Common, you can speak it but nothing else. You know one or more exotic languages and are completely fluent in it on both writing, reading and speaking and wait for the day it becomes relevant."

[@Type_blazenil]

About languages. I currently have a Dragonborn druid. He speaks three languages. At level two, he'll speak three languages + animalese (circle of the shepherd) he's also a guild artisan, I have him described as a travelling Butler, any other languages I should try to have him speak? so far he speaks: common, draconic, and druitic, I'm also going to try and make him speak infernal (we have a tiefling on the party, and I'm going to pick up linguist)

[@MrDots-rg7bf]

The wild mage: You saw Dingo Doodles use this and thought it looked cool, then proceeded to accidentaly tpk. Also you still dont know if this is an actual class in dnd.

[@Joryho]

You forgot the second bard style: You will ALWAYS try and seduce large monsters, especially dragons.

[@deamon6681]

Eh, I get it with dragons, they are intelligent creatures and the metallic ones can shapeshift into a suitable form; but just giant monsters? Pretty much doesn't matter what you roll it's just gonna eat you.

[@shoeberrypie]

GET THE ANNIS HAG. RIGHT IN THE ANNIS!

[@masonjones7777]

@@deamon6681 in terms of other intelligent high-level monsters we have: vampires, gorgons (if you have a blind fold), werewolves (if you're a furry), krakens (if you watch hentai), beholders (if you're into extreme hentai), mindflayers (if you want them for their brain, and not their bodies), Aboliths (if you're a marine biologist gone mad), and Liches (If you like necrophilia) not to mention: various demons, spirits, deities, devils, and all around things with an intelligence stat equal to or greater than an adult human.

[@clothar23]

Any bard that seduces a dragon is going to have to roll for endurance..and dex.

[@Joryho]

Purge Blade #231 A lot. So many times.

[@alexross1816]

Fighter: Everyone makes fun of you for being boring until they need those 8 attacks in one round

[@skycastrum5803]

Still pretty new to D&D, but once I am more comfortable with the RP side I really want to try out certain fighter ideas. It seems like a great blank slate class (for making a character) with decent enough combat ability to not have to worry about that side of things. On the other hand, I dislike bards. They seem overly tied to the theme of music. I’d rather add that love for music to any other class if I wanted a “bard.” (Personal taste. I’ve seen some cool bards, but just prefer the music thing as background over a class feature.)

[@turtlehub2731]

Homebrew class: you want to play a very specific style of character or you pick a op class that your DM does not know is op. Dungeon master: You think your better then a different DM. Blood hunter: your character is either edgy or creepy. Mystic: Your DM yells at you for your bullshit class. Classless: You thought it was funny just to not pick a class. Druid/barbarian: You will never die Rouge/paladin: Your a min maxer that deals way to much damage in a round. Fighter multi-class: You like fighter but you find it boring, luckily every class goes well with fighter if you pick the right subclass

[@beywheelzhater8930]

Literally every class: You watched Puffin Forest and wanted to try something Absurd

[@brokenshard9323]

I mean the blood hunter I played was just clumsy... I swear that tavern explosion was an accident.

[@bobafett215x]

By Dungeon Master, you meant: Rules Lawyer, you think the rules as written are more important than the DMs interpretation of the rules. So tired of players arguing with me about ruling the catapult spell as magical piercing because you used it to launch an arrow/bolt/dagger at someone instead of a rock or brick.

[@Battleguild]

@@bobafett215x I think an arrow/bolt are actually too light to have Catapult used on them. They probably keep asking because of spells like Conjure Barrage, that changes the damage type based on the objects that are being launched. After all, it IS odd that a launched (example) to deal bludgeoning instead of piercing damage. Well, it is up to the DM if a certain damage type is more appropriate for a given situation. Plus, it could be that they are either trying to take advantage of this or that they watch too much (insert dnd podcast group name here).

[@fallowhorn404]

I feel so called out by the DM one- My party and I sit around the table after we're done for the night, insulting our old DM that we left

[@pokemonplaya7714]

Jokes on you, my first class was Sorcerer, and we were too low levelled to even take advantage of Meta Magic, so it was basically a Charisma based Wizard with more spell slots available

[@robertsilvermyst7325]

Fighter: You dip into it for 2 levels to get Action Surge, or 3 levels for Action Surge and Battle maneuvers Wizard: You have so many spells, but you can only prepare so many. This makes you sad. Versatile, but sad. Cleric: You do your best to remind others that you only have so many spell slots, and often forget that you can simply boost everyone's max HP with Aid, and then give them temp hit points on top of that because you're pretty game-programmed to think in terms of the healer only focusing on healing and not on prep and mitigating. Ranger: You pretty much jizzed in your pants when Tasha's came out, because now the class is actually good, especially with the revised beast master. Druid: You are the walking epitome of "This isn't even my final form". Barbarian: You are The Hulk. Hulk Smash. Rogue: You are a walking murder machine whenever you have advantage.

[@hedwigon6951]

me as a Tasha's edition ranger: FEY WANDERER

[@supreme_king_obama1158]

HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@trealosgaming3345]

Horde breaker ranger. Force the dm to place enemies in a manner to keep you from getting extra attacks often

[@Type_blazenil]

Why no artificer? Fine I'll do it myself: you want to break the game as bad as possible

[@podemosurss8316]

1:52 Well, if Fate/Stay Night has shown us one thing is that Archers have the power to magically summon infinite ammo. The Archer class really is made up from archers, after all...

[@LightStylex]

"People die when thay are killed", is the catchphrase of my murder hobo rogue.

[@clothar23]

Yet half the goddamn Archer class use something other than bows. For fuck sakes Archer Shirou used dual short swords half the time.

[@NEETKitten]

@@clothar23 They basically follow the Monk's rule of "Anything is a projectile if you throw it hard enough"

[@clothar23]

@@NEETKitten You know you've got a point.

[@Overclocked-nm2vu]

0:58 Bottom right corner is Blaines attempt at drawing a wiggler

[@electrophoenix7977]

*_Yes_*

[@evilflamer1749]

No it’s a potted jocrap he used wild magic again

[@devil_master1562]

Good eye

[@martinkelly5560]

Every time when I play one of those classes they normally end up becoming alcoholics except for the one time when I played a cleric who was a toaster.

[@koathekid8255]

Concern intencifys 😥

[@RecyllandHyde]

A Toaster?

[@mattevans4377]

Did the Toaster Talk? Which would then mean they would be Talkie Toaster......

[@Vladimir-V-Kondratyev]

Rogue: You're the reason, the DM has Crippling Depression

[@nightfox538]

I most frequently play Rogue to become an Arcane Trickster. For those who haven’t played the subclass yet, if you want to experience what versatility is, try this Subclass. I promise you it’s worth your time.

[@sir_bibbity4678]

Barbarian: "ALL SHALL FALL BENEATH ME" Kills everyone they see, most of the time

[@hulkex6575]

When a paladin sees a barbarian on a killing spree of innocent people The paladin: SMITE

[@sir_bibbity4678]

@@hulkex6575 That was a good one there. 😁

[@TheArachnidCompany]

DM: you're always stuck playing the Dm

[@DarkHero-nn9xr]

Paladin: Either the greatest leader, or the most stuck up dude at the table who tries to organize everyone but won't let alone break the law.

[@Saxton_Hoovy]

Arent paladins lawful good which means law abiding? From what I hear it more lawful stupid where a paladin is extremely reckless and an asshole cause justice.

[@DarkHero-nn9xr]

@@Saxton_Hoovy Good question: it depends how you see the term lawful good. On one hand you can view it exactly this way which often results in this. However you can inversely have your character follow a code of ethics which doesn't abide by the laws of society. In other terms one interpretation as to what "Lawful good" means in this case is one who follows the law in order to do good. Which indeed is valid, but another could be someone who follows their own moral code abiding by laws they set for themselves which they believe is for the good of all.

[@yourlocalcorrectidiot927]

1:16 someone in my group who is a monk uses the homebrew subclass way of the astral self and I keep on making JoJo jokes whenever he activates them

[@TheManiel177]

Monk: Your character is a Teenage Tortle named after an artist.

[@callmefried544]

For my first time playing DnD I was going to use a elf that all he did was flirting! I.. I don't know where I came up with the idea. But then thankfully I didn't use him and just made a rouge/paladin. So I could just be quiet and fight in the background! Thank you my introverted side for shining through! Probably would've been a really funny campaign though if I stuck with the elf.

[@xshadowx32hd66]

barbarian: idk who I am, all I know is that I must kill fighter: Is a normie or a new player ranger: You may have a brain, BUT I HAVE A GUN artificer: Technology equals might rouge: Edgy, weeb or an edgy weeb warlock: 20 METER RADIUS ELDRITCH BLAST bard: Is a chad sorcerer: Is more chad than bard wizard: The virgin counterpart to the chad sorcerer druid: Probably a furry monk: Constantly makes jojo references when using the barrage move paladin: Smites twice as much as a jungler, occasionally blasts Sabaton or Powerwolf on earrape cleric: Because everyone else went dps

[@Abdega]

Ranger: Many say they outsmart me… perhaps… perhaps… but I have yet see man outsmart *boolet*

[@PerishingPurplePulsar]

Bard is a chad, and is a magic class, how is scorcerer the only Chad magic user?

[@darkanayer5867]

Is that warlock making a jojo reference?

[@xshadowx32hd66]

@@darkanayer5867 YES YES YES YES Y E S

[@MythicMachina]

Honestly, the Cleric feels off to me. I feel like it would be that the party is constantly clamoring to you to be a heal bot, so you either use every single spell slot you have to heal, or you realize that Cleric is one of the best classes is the game and can fit any combat role and say "fuck you all, you aren't getting anything cuz i'm a Tempest cleric." The party will still proceed to complain that you casted Guiding Bolt to take out that pesky enemy instead of pouring an ass load of healing into them after they got a small boo boo.

[@elliotdebruyn9652]

as a person who plays clerics a lot, that is very true

[@melissawardjohns220]

Literally had that convo with our ranger against an army of drow. We won for those who want to know. They were at half health not even making death saves yet.

[@dagamerboi]

Mystic: new DM might finally let you break the game

[@Z0mb13-34ts-BrAInzZz]

I love bards because their just like me irl, very weak but can talk a lot. I have one Bard who is in middle school and aggressively plays Hot Cross Buns on the recorder to cast spells lol

[@U.Inferno]

"you just wish your DM would include it in the story more often" That's an OOF from me daddyo

[@thescribe509]

Sorcerer: You're actually a dragon because you haven't looked into the expanded class archetypes beyond the PHB and you don't want to have wild magic kill you.

[@saxx9088]

Sorcerer is only my favourite class because of wild magic, and I wonder why I annoy my DM...

[@jhfdhgvnbjm75]

I've been playing a noble rouge whose neutral evil; been nice for the first three games and they all thought I was just some fancy man...untill I castrated an NPC while interogating him XD

[@jamiem5529]

Cleric: you didn't want to play a cleric at first but the party needed a healer and they voted you and you fell in love with it

[@Jack_Zandara]

As a mystic: You get tired of the DM's bullsh*t and so you make a character specifically to be as powerful as possible subsequently making them hate you

[@callmefried544]

Please leave your "first" comments at the door before entering the theatre, thank you!

[@paulrocky8546]

First To reply

[@birb125]

@@paulrocky8546 first Too Reply to Paul Rocky

[@dawnstarpro3620]

@@birb125 first, to reply to both

[@sirpotatoaim4578]

FiRsT

[@brokenshard9323]

First to teabag a still living black dragon.

[@shikikankillzone4239]

Kensai: "You're either someone really into feudal Japan, and are a history nut when it comes to Eastern stuff Or _You are a weeb that wanted to have their own self insert in an anime or book_ OR _You are a sweaty BG tryhard that's probably going to become a Kensage atleast halfway through the game."_ _You also probably own a katana or held one atleast once in your life_

[@nooneinparticular5256]

Alternatively a fan of Samurai Jack?

[@inventor121]

I have a Kensei character that is literally just a bishop who practices swordsmanship religiously.

[@thenecrodancer4833]

Mystic: You hate your DM with a burning passion and have a really hard time moving on... The class is dead guys, get over it

[@dannysangree6304]

Mystics are the most complicated

[@ella9825]

My dm enjoyed my mystic, but the party hated me. For character reasons, not power. They appreciated my power, but my mystic was kinda schizophrenic and had a voice (possibly demon) in her head the told her what to do. Sadly she died from suffocating under drunken dwarfs, but i was later told that Badger (my voice demon) was going to be important and slowly turn me evil. Good times

[@ella9825]

@Boundary Theory sorry i didn't see this until now somehow. That sounds really cool. Good luck with it!

[@ella9825]

@Boundary Theory ah, that sucks. I'm dealing with that right now too

[@ella9825]

@Boundary Theory I'm use to it by now. Third one in a row that had to be cancelled or put off. Hopefully soon i can get something going

[@nobody5333]

Divine soul sorcerer: you don't want to play cleric but still want to heal others

[@unknownentityenthusiast6765]

Cleric: Everyone assumes you’re playing a support character. *lawnmower revv sound* Aaaand then you cast spirit guardians.

[@cactusguy4363]

Small brain: Warlock: ~Notice me, senpai~ Big brain: Warlock (to DM): Notice my senpai

[@duckofamazement2735]

Hey Blaine i just started Konosuba and i really like it , the Idea of watching it came from your Video, So Thanks!

[@BlaineSimple]

No problem! Shows like that are what inspired me to be a great DM, sprinkling in comedy and seriousness into my games when needed.

[@podemosurss8316]

@@BlaineSimple I discovered your Channel thanks to Konosuba and now I want to play DnD. Unfortunately I don't have it nor I have friends to play it with

[@duckofamazement2735]

I'm a DM planning my first PHB based campaign. And try to get Inspiration from Games and Shows like Dark Souls and Konosuba. I'm making a lot of progress lately and it's really fun to see your Players interact with your world.

[@thebean3995]

Spellsword: "What do you mean I can't use my flaming sword to cut him in half instantly?" DM: "You do realize just because you can used magic with your weapon doesn't mean your class is OP right?" Spellsword: *Giving the Paladin the evil eye* "Then why can he?" DM: "Because... he has a god on his side......"

[@Ravii697]

Actually as a barbarian, I have an obsession fighting things *half* my size, so I can throw them

[@afrothekobold]

me: favorite classes are Wizard and Monk also me: 30 year old who grew up watching 90s anime and also loves JoJo's also also me: 80% of prepared spells are usually the same ones and will only swap out if I know we're going up against something that they will not work on i feel personally attacked

[@aimaedac]

Warlocks: When you wanna be a niche, 'cooler' wizard but are still into Necromancy

[@Bassman214]

Just started playing a Way of The Astral Self Monk and I felt exactly what was said there haha

[@funnyspeedrun84]

This video: Exists. Mystic after not being included because it's still not official: Ight bro, I see how it is.

[@dannysangree6304]

Same with bloodhunter

[@MythicMachina]

Wizards themselves said that they are abandoning the Mystic. And honestly, THANK GOD.

[@aaronwilliams8887]

@@MythicMachina yep, psyonics is cool, but when it doesn't stay in its own lane and takes away from other characters roles it doesn't deserve to live. My main goal as a DM is to ensure everyone has their time to feel like a boss and contribute things no one else in the party can. Mystic as it is has crazy role confusion, artificer is so much better at having a proper identity that adds to a party rather then competing with the cooperative style of the game.

[@R3GARnator]

Nobody on youtube talks about mystics without them being in the video title. Nobody.

[@Coophack6584]

Anything UA really...I feel yea Want a Gunslinger to be legal 😭😭😭😭

[@dj_1831]

Barbarian: You get sad when you can't rage 1v20 Greataxe

[@CT-2172]

Blind Cleric with a Crossbow here, I accidentally brutally murdered 2 random guards and accidentally summoned an eldritch god then later accidentally made the god more powerful