14:21 according to google, cheese oil is in fact flammable 😭

Half elf explains me

Honestly this is me and my party we all have different ways of playing dnd yet somehow it works I’m more like ainz when building characters but give me an evil character and Tanya the evil is who I am

I just play a black scaled Dragonborn cause I thought it looked cool. I am in fact a new player

I don’t know if this is normal but on my first campaign I was an idiot who made a class for my players and it was effectively a fighter with spells that could gain extra abilitys by absorbing magic items and thank god I realised before my players did that the magic relics they had would make buffs that could do 164 mele damage every unarmed strike. :)

Lookif I was charismatic my fantasy wouldn’t be the charismatic dude of the party

Where are my Yuan-Tis at?

I just attempted to teleport ontop of a dragon when it was flying, and rolled a 2…

Where is smoldering?

Thunder shock

Meanwhile, My Derp Gnome: I will not be seen, ever. I am not part of the party, I just stalk you because you attract trouble and gold.

My Dm let me use wish to teleport across the city, as long as i was willing to roll for internal bleeding... i was bleeding but we didn't have to walk!

:( why didn't you talk about plasmoids

oh thank god, correct japanese pronunciation. pls let this be a lesson to non-jp speakers. kitsune is *not* pronounced kit-soon. it's pronounced ki-tsu-ne.

I use scimitar cause I want to be drizzt

Read like a book.

Like if you recognize the character in the thumbnail😏😏

I don't really have a favorite race I enjoy playing all the ones I've played so far and I hope to play more.

"I wish be level 20!" "Alright! You're a level 20 multi class with 20 different level 1 classes, give me a few minutes to write up your new character sheet."

Create a skeleton whose whole job is to just break one chord that is holding up a chandelier to kill somebody

1:53 this image looked wrong and i had to stare at it a while but i realised his thumb changes side

So I am an eccentric adhd filled violinist with a vocabulary (that from the school work I’m given and me knowing most of it) is higher than the average vocabulary range for my age so can I take bard

Where is the spacemarine?

just gonna say, the fairies in sword art online are full human size, the one your thinking of is yue and she was a helper pixie

I'm 26 and I feel very called out by the comments about monk

My favorite is shadowtouched variant human so I can be spy tf2 at level 1

Reminds me of an rpgmaker version of Elizabeth Bathory

one time our lizardfolk warlock ate too much so while we were riding away from the area in the cart he just leaned out the window and vomited on some poor passerby

my first and "main" character was an aarakocra, chosen purely for roleplaying purposes. I probably got a pass bc the dm for the campaign I played her in was my best friend who I discussed the character creation with...

Eh I’m not surprised with us kobolds

Is anyone else not a fan of the dynamic pay-to-play creates? I find it turns the friend-to-friend relationship commonplace in the game to a customer/service provider situation that sucks the life out of the experience a bit.

Why didnt anyone make a mimic made of mimics break it only for every plank to split into mimics even beter the splinters turn into mimics mimic ception

How about The Sword of Babette Maelstrom 🗡️

I made me a Victor Frankenstein Variant human and i Love this of my characters the most Because my DM makes the campaign for everyone enjoyable and fun through out

Nah I’m still using race. This homogenization of my favorite hobby is ruining the game and it’s all because of people with feelings as durable as glass. They have to find everything offensive and force their own philosophy on others. It’s stupid.

i rollplay barberians a lot i find it real fun to role play totem warrior

Artificer: you secretly want to be the dungeon master, trapping hapless creatures in overly complex inventions

Alternate option for sleep: You're in a party with a bunch of murder hobos, and leaving them unattended while you converse with NPCs is a very bad idea.

Yeah, I'm 100% that kobold player

He is now BlaineBlaine, who answers dnd questions no one asks

He is now BlaineBlaine, who solves dnd questions that no one asks

He is now BlaineBlaine

Aasimar -> not my fault the Tiefling Warlock is actively trying to seduce me, and the healer build is a separate character

Listen, human fighters are optimal

Money has no weight..... trust me, you want to implement this rule unless you like making frequent trips to banks at high lv.

yoo, where's OSQ?

Can you do a What Your Favorite D&D Background Says About You? I know WOTC released an update, but most people still use 5e and I really appreciated your quick summaries.

ROCK AND STONE! BLOOD FOR ARMOK!