This Game Always Brings Out The WORST in Me

[@AbrIckWaII]

I appreciate blargs editor actually putting that sniper shot on replay 9 times.

[@BurntToast1717]

13:25 Yumi: "Mama I'm a criminal" Also Yumi: reverses up 90° slope in an ATV

[@DrEpicPhD]

He's a physics criminal.

[@sltrskid]

guess you could say he's a smooth criminal

[@ryoumakoushiro7447]

@@sltrskid But is Annie ok?

[@ToastiestWaffle]

@@ryoumakoushiro7447 The real question...Is Billie Jean his son?

[@jamasa007]

@@ToastiestWaffle obviously not

[@suriyarajasekaran8751]

The fact that doo was actually hearing voices was hilarious

[@addictedgamer3449]

12:20 I don't know why but Blarg saying XXXTENTACION's name had me ROLLING

[@Succulent_Peaches]

PEOPLE!!!! we need to get blarg to 1 million he is easily one of the nicest and funniest dudes on the internet in this day and age. we love you blarg and i wish you well getting to that golden play button!

[@ShiftyWolf117]

apricot

[@theogflounder]

blarg alt

[@divinekof9967]

@@theogflounder your mum is an alt.

[@pxncil4430]

spawn 50,000 people then

[@danfawks7164]

Shut up

[@andyrulez]

If this man isn't at 1 mil by the end of the year, I'm gonna kidnap another 11 billion crabs.

[@Daird]

it was YOU

[@Davedontknow92]

Needs a lot of butter

[@AussieV9]

he got it btw

[@Bla7f]

can you do it anyway

[@chisk_392]

yumi is getting more and more scizophrenic with each video

[@shaunaksoni4580]

Didn’t ask

[@chisk_392]

@@shaunaksoni4580 didnt ask

[@baggedy6629]

Ask didn’t

[@robert9595]

@@baggedy6629 Dask Idn't

[@kal-tsit]

@@robert9595 Idn't Dask

[@dankdaze42069]

I like that dark comedy KZbinrs are the only ones who never downgrade their content 👍 AKA BLARG

[@Zerif69]

I love being impressed by the dooo's music but I am equally impressed by the comedy of his gaming. The shear panic of trying to get off that car lol.

[@dizzyrascal4087]

soups dad is such a chad 😂😂

[@tomferguson9250]

Honestly, with Soup being as off-the-rails as he is, I wanna meet his dad 😅

[@overkillgaming1424]

You must be mad that soups dad is a giga chad -eminem

[@zomboekiller]

Also props to the editor saying “Ight bet” to editing blarg breaking an enemy armor 9 times god bless you sir or whatever your affiliation

[@joekim9790]

17:40. As a nurse, I frequently say "yeah the doctor is gonna need a doodoo sample to test for H. Pylori"

[@onememeyboi7149]

This is the homestretch Everyone please share Blarg's videos and help him get to his goal before 2022 He is hilarious in every video he's in, and genuinely a really cool person He undoubtedly deserves that golden youtube plaque

[@Astro.mp3407]

I have watched this same session 4 times now and I still die laughing at some of the jokes man

[@alexandersillan8139]

The two veterans comment had me in tears… The whole yumi episode from the house was hilarious

[@cssojclips1210]

Bro I’m so excited for blarg to hit a mil, been here since like 100k❤

[@albinolynch7679]

Said it before and I’ll keep saying it time and time again. I’m honestly surprised blarg doesn’t already have a million subscribers, he is hands down the funniest guy on KZbin and his content never fails to make me laugh. The dude is a blessing and honesty helped me so much going through covid lockdowns by always bringing me laughter and joy. Blarg deserves everything in this world.

[@AussieV9]

he got it recently

[@averageozzy5448]

I love when @Blarg post 30 min videos more content. He's basically my favorite tv show

[@scrawnyclownsnatch9656]

6:51 Osama: "god please kill me, I want to move it move it to hell please" [Navy seal kicks down door and racks a round into his shotgun] "I knew I was doing gods work"

[@Nickfeds]

“Editor put it on the screen 9 times in a row” had me rolling

[@country6589]

This is the third time I have watched Dooo kill himself by explosion and it still isn't getting old lol. Good shit

[@brockemsockem2504]

Clicked a random point in the video and am hit with “you’re shredding Parmesan on top of his head and the you blow his brains out”

[@itzrealprime2106]

I love how the editor actually put the clip in 9 times in a row

[@spygaming1204]

Bro- im getting some rather tense PTSD vibes in this video, and here I thought the shellshock from playing Detroit: Become Human. was bad enough...

[@Crabhex]

Blarg has the most adorable laugh 😭

[@chunkyboi41]

Tis a blessing from the lord blarg has posted

[@Memezwrld]

literally the beginning of the video made me die of laughter already..is there something wrong with me?

[@DETHdressedInRED]

Two veterans just trying to go on a fishing trip that's hilarious LMAO! True story a couple of my older brothers friends who are Marines (desert storm) went to go on a one day hiking and fishing trip... Both came back with black eyes that same afternoon one of them had a broken collar bone. I guess they got drunk during the hike and one guy lost the other guys fishing pole so he threw him down the mountain then they got in a fight then made up and said fuck it and came home all beat up with no fish... XD

[@dylanmcgovern7241]

Blarg deserves 1M, he's forklift certified

[@AussieV9]

he got it

[@west_yt3232]

5:25 yumi brought out his inner kanye

[@mr.pinkyyyyyy9453]

Love your vids man keep up the good work man

[@slurp33xx]

When they said player 1 revive me it reminded me of when Dempsey in black ops 1 zombies breaks the 4th wall and says “player I need some ammo”

[@sadiewashington2855]

Doo panic circling around Blag is the best

[@No0n3890R]

"I'm gonna swallow his t-shirt." LMAO

[@jeemjobblejipjenjinsenjens6072]

16:05 anyone else hear Yumi say the nword? Ik hes saying "this thing is fast as shit" but i swear i hear "this N fast as shit!"

[@brandondoucette]

If Blarg gets to 1m before new years I will get a tattoo of Blargs choosing

[@DeadSpacedOut]

My momma always told me, "Don't you Worrbert a gosh darn thang."

[@ToastiestWaffle]

My momma always told me "You're my favorite mistake"

[@Zerif69]

LoL talking about the 15 wives I saw this video of this guy getting married in the middle east and when she took her hood offf he threw himself in the river because she was ugly. Dude literally playing a gacha game and did not get the rare.

[@dukeywipe123]

This is my first Blarg video, and I have to say that "Intro Blarg" sounds nothing like Blarg 😂😂

[@allicantswim3953]

watching doo get blown up by a car is still hilarious from all angles

[@maliksarmad]

The game should've done the outro to your win in reverse order like: Soup: Expert in long range take downs. TheDooo: Knocked down and got up again😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@t.d.tthedragontamer2764]

When a blarg video starts with Jeffrey Dahmer you know it's gonna be good.

[@Spartan_Nick]

The Goons playing Warzone 2.0, well this session is going to be something interesting in the usual way the Goons like to play PvP games.

[@zomboekiller]

bet your raptor can’t do this… -in southern accent “GET OUT, GET OUT!!!”

[@yoboiswiftly1494]

I have officially seen everyone's pov of doo dying cause he couldn't just walk off the car lmao 🤣😂🤣😂 Love you blarg one of my favorites keep up the amazing content 💯

[@notsmii7y]

Thank you for the new video mr blarg

[@onememeyboi7149]

Ayo is that Smii7y?

[@notsmii7y]

@@onememeyboi7149 yeet

[@onememeyboi7149]

@@notsmii7y Holy shit

[@RandomUser-dv6qw]

Look forward to seeing you reach 1mil bro, you deserve it and more, stay awesome

[@William_Bushman]

At 10 minutes talking about CP. Why was it that the only CP that came to my mind was Combat Power….😂

[@fnvfan0145]

Olive Garden execution is somebody getting beaten to death by a stale breadstick

[@christopherguilfoyle8163]

Thats called presteiging XD i actually looked like the emoji

[@Runner-Boy]

God is dead and we are all alone , some dudes grandson

[@arifkarim4184]

i'm just gonna assume that this is Matt's "I played this game since launch" moments that he kept saying from the other session with the Smii7y gang XD

[@stoner_architect]

You deserve 1,000,000 bro

[@iceboxx887]

6:58……ya😂😂😮😮😮

[@him053]

6:00 Hanging out with people, at a klan meeting, sure that’s a fun event.

[@5ebliminal]

I now am a part the BBB, barbecuing black boiis

[@D1zz1re]

OMG BLARG IS BACK!!!!

[@gabrielsaldana7426]

So ready for Blarg to hit 1 Million!

[@AussieV9]

he reached it kidna soon, idk when he got it though

[@viktorvaldez4232]

10:22 ok this is going Human Right Breaker

[@res1dentcyn1c]

As a medical professional, I always want to say "I need a shit sample".

[@kiefypat2882]

Bro not the Cod Points😭 had me rolling.

[@blake_inf]

Soup is right we do that at olive garden 😆🤣💀

[@NotSoGoodGamer69]

9:32 GOD DAMN BLARG YOU BEAMED HIM HOW DIDNT HE GET DOWNED?!?!

[@johnnydoeeuy4095]

4:30 ones for showin, ones for blowin!

[@benjamintworek]

I'm surprised none of the team has ever spray painted the people in gulag. You can paint people neon colors. They're easier to spot in the gulag match.

[@johaan4533]

WHY DOES THIS MAN STILL NOT HAVE 1 MILLION

[@RichardHunslet1963]

0:27 Soup dad

[@othan8574]

fourth time watching this gameplay and it still makes me laugh

[@roobeedooo]

i love CP!!!! Cyberpunk 2077 was an awesome game

[@canaangoyer6605]

It looks like he wearing big pappardelle noodles covered in pesto sauce

[@senchu9268]

big chilling

[@johnnycage4937]

I hope they add a jafar skin for you

[@didograce3531]

I'm embarrassed to admit that I heard "mozzarella d!cks" at first

[@mikkelnpetersen]

Yet it makes the best content.

[@TheCerberusOfHell]

Get blarg to 1 MILL he's so deserving plus I really hope we get a 1 mill compilation

[@AussieV9]

he got it

[@noahrichardson691]

I can't believe there's not even 200 comments! We have to like, comment, and subscribe this man to 1 million by Christmas!!

[@metalbeast1998]

12:41 JFK be like

[@rachelthornberry1240]

It's so weird to me that I actually watched Dooo first, still as entertaining

[@kyzo3961]

I like how the editor actually put it in 9 times in a row

[@hexpet6568]

matt theres a bag behind the news stand

[@creedweaver7956]

blarg im subbed on 4 different proxy accounted we gonna get you there buddy. been a longterm fan and i saw mcnasty get his as a subscriber and i cant wait to see the content when you get it too. much love ❤

[@PeopleBeingBadOnline]

KZbin hand over the 1 million already 🗿

[@dippw]

What game is this? **Looks at the Description** Ohhhhh, ok this explains everything😅

[@kittkat1517]

5:49 learned while living in the south that this is actually true the KKK start their rallies with a barbecue (I had a friend who accidentally went to one with his uncle)

[@josiah.j2052]

me watching the 4th pov of a video I've watched 3 times already

[@partysnax1984]

I can’t believe you’re not at a million yet

[@anthonyvigliotti2550]

God bless the editor fr for that 9 times in a row

[@rg_4246]

As a server at Olive Garden, I approve

[@ImFibee]

I’d give both my kidneys for blarg to get the 1 mil subs he deserves

[@unpleasednut5476]

This was a great episode

[@tylermacias922]

Does no one notice the Wok Johnson picture in the corner ? 😂

[@xiiluzbeatbox]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO BLARG VIDEOOOOOOO

[@xaviersmorag8025]

god damn them camouflaged people

[@t-train-0121]

It’s called viltilgo. When people lose color pigments in their skin.

[@Thewhiterabbit360]

How does this man NOT have 100 million subs yet

[@damickey7334]

this reminds me of Christmas

[@landwardloki]

So Blarg I wanna know how you feel about strapping a bomb vest to an alligator and calling it an allahgator.

[@jaydusmaitland2262]

Tye headshot with cheese is brain spaghetti

[@JimJim-ct5mr]

what did yumi say at 16:02 i cant not hear the gamer word

[@JimJim-ct5mr]

nvm i figured it out

[@JimJim-ct5mr]

nvm i got it

[@zea1799]

i heard it aswell lol

[@stevenseguin3523]

Stuffing is in-bread