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[@BlargMyShnoople]

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[@TacomaParkour]

No thank you. Love the CoD adventures tho

[@anova-arinnurius7503]

You got all the sponsors baby!!!

[@keegansyska9043]

blarg dont lie. if you even like the game, its cause theres bombs

[@PillowFilledWithSpiders]

Hello sponsor frog 🐸

[@kace769]

hey blarg! got the game, it's pretty cool. thanks for the free stuffs :0

[@Bigpuffer]

I still dream about the hole

[@bradwick]

what a dream

[@albadude1922]

@@bradwick that Minecraft KZbinr.

[@bradwick]

@@albadude1922 I know who dream is bruh

[@Cookee6630]

I'm so sorry

[@albadude1922]

@@bradwick I was tried to do funny.

[@phizixgocrazy9081]

This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile

[@JohnDoe99827]

1:43 DAMN HE GOT SOME DSL's LOOK AT EEEEMMM boutta make me loose NNN over here

[@jacobmurphy7416]

One of the best in a long time

[@Antie0]

This is the first video I’m watching in 2023, first thing i hear is “You’ve never seen his butthole?”

[@tavongordon9783]

no lie, nic was great content. good for him

[@Jacksnowyy5008]

FFFRUCKETTT !!!!

[@that_dude7268]

Hello sponsor frog

[@THEgameDeity]

16:01 Both Smitty and Blarg turn into Soup. He's infected them to the core.

[@whitecoffee1427]

Soup number one infection fr

[@randomaussie3905]

​@@whitecoffee1427 fr fr 💀

[@kyoooo]

Yumi's genuinely shriek are the best. "DOOOWD"

[@chaoticrey5109]

I love how Yumi is trying so hard to protect Grizzy from the cursed Nikacado image

[@jonathankappel8680]

i love you

[@LadyBriella]

Man's lowkey wholesome fr fr

[@TheSh4dowgale]

@@jonathankappel8680 creep

[@jonathankappel8680]

@@TheSh4dowgale you hatin over a youtube comment

[@xx_edgynickname_xx7659]

@@jonathankappel8680 and you simpin for a youtube comment lol

[@Antdova10]

Watching blarg is like. Watching smiity a month before he actually posts

[@LunarBoomer]

Pretty much 💀💀

[@ItsDoNotQuoteMe]

Yep

[@thekingofthelamps8673]

Someone screenshot this and send it to smitty-

[@Lucky-kt1ix]

Insultin

[@meganoodle3170]

Eating a burger with no honey mustard.

[@TheSexiestGoblin]

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

[@LampsForMoth]

How is it

[@quixilver6177]

Same

[@albadude1922]

Unless its a plain cheese I ain’t havin it

[@Gangreenfeet77]

Eating a mustard with no honey burger

[@Am_New_Here]

For those wondering how Yumi was doing this, that's the Bomb Squad Perk

[@robert9595]

Did you know you can resinsert the pin into a frag grenade. As long as you keep the spoon compressed, it will never explode. However don't let go cause after the spoon falls off its impossible to put it back on in that 3-5 seconds. We tried with beeper grenades in training for BWSC.

[@Am_New_Here]

@@robert9595 I did know that. It's a very simple yet affective mechanism. I don't think anyone's taught to pull the pin and hold on though lol It does remind me of a story one of my old Marine buddies told me about a prank they would do on new guys. They would take dummy grenades and would pull the pin and tell them to hold on to the release. Once they had a tight grip they'd just walk away with the pin. It would never explode, (obviously) but he told me about how funny it was watching some new kid shitting himself.

[@spartananator4191]

@@robert9595 Clearly they failed to explain to you how grenades work if you think you could stop a grenade by putting the spoon back on in time.

[@itzjustskillz4203]

At 17:50. When the trio was looking for the butter, the way blarg's character died. he didn't fall like normal. it turned the model 180 degrees and face down as if he was facing away. I noticed it somehow and found it quite funny

[@synt.3760]

At 17:50. When the trio was looking for the butter, the way blarg's character died. he didn't fall like normal. it turned the model 180 degrees and face down as if he was facing away. I noticed it somehow and found it quite funny

[@monroerobbins7551]

And just the immediate SPLAT

[@USKid123]

By the way, as of 11:33 they haven't figured it out. You have to have Fast Hands on. It resets the pin on frag grenades when you pick it up to throw it back.

[@DrEpicPhD]

They figured it was Bomb Squad.

[@calebrider8551]

Blarg is eye candy for the boys

[@sirpineapple3233]

Love that blarg learned from getting snipped the round before, dodged a bullet at 4:09 , I see you

[@czeresniak92]

4:25 Top right corner. You're welcome.

[@nathanatkins950]

12:51 does anyone know the story behind this guy or is it fake? Edit: DO NOT Look up Patau syndrome!!

[@dinoshotgun]

And that is why you don’t look things up when it comes from any of the Goons

[@patrickstovall2262]

If my child was born like that in not sure if I would want it to live, that poor thing is probably suffering, if it's not not dead already

[@waddlesjr_]

From 12:46 to 13:59, all of that made my stomach hurt from laughing, I love these guys

[@JacobSca]

Sir that is a dead severely deformed baby

[@AmethystTheFoxx]

On this channel we stan Nic and his laugh

[@davidbarclay1504]

Gonna need Nik back for more gawh hawh hwah moments

[@MultiClittle]

sorry no, nicacado is disgusting and deserves no attention

[@jaxkhatter7710]

This is why i love blarg...hes just full sending it, all the time.

[@dororo101]

That pictrue was dead ass horrifying. Like that’s going to haunt me for weeks

[@ProCatLover]

Butter Isn't Real

[@crscearce2]

17:49 the most underrated jump cut I've ever seen

[@justinfriedel9430]

What’s your favorite blarg video? Mine is when they made fun of a disabled man for a loooooonggg time

[@gnat4999]

yea i usually think that shits funny most of the time but that one was a lil weird

[@dinoshotgun]

I think it’s more they don’t believe it’s real. Also you forget they’ve made 9/11 jokes and other dark humor jokes constantly. Pretty much Blargs MO is dark humor

[@gnat4999]

@@dinoshotgun yeah ik and I usually like them but ig this one bothered me more bc it seemed more targeted since it was a single person and it was something he couldn't help.

[@hwanniggles187]

Honestly his recent one about crabs is my favorite. The pure loss of brain cells helps

[@andy2172]

He's the worst Goon by far imo. If he's not getting political constantly, he's just repeating other people's jokes. Soup, Yumi and Doooo are pretty awesome in comparison.

[@Archee711]

Does Neymar make your mech roll around on the ground whenever an enemy mech touches you?

[@lilbaa8381]

yes

[@EricHexaFury]

Great video for when you're stuck at an outdoor job getting tag teamed by heavy rain and a cold front :)

[@bigjigglypandamoments2732]

I saw this on Puffer’s pov and there were sooo many confused comments as to why Yumi was screaming and next time imma just comment:”watch Blarg’s pov and find out” 😂

[@FixedKarma]

Nic has a family guy laugh You guys should invite Nic into the goons, he's got all the qualities of a goons member, breaking the game, stupid laugh, random sentences, he's perfect!

[@gabepatton9851]

just what i was thinking honestly. he gave them a good amount of content for 1 game.

[@rianrushwood1426]

Literally as soon as Blarg said “you’ve never seen it before?” I knew exactly what he sent

[@conalflood7895]

What is the lore behind the frier at the end of the videos. I've seen it for a year now and am just as confused as ever

[@gabepatton9851]

i just assume its bc his vids are all deep fried

[@DrEpicPhD]

He used to be a chicken nugget.

[@davecrupel2817]

17:50 OH MY GOD!!!🤣 it's the same instant death state from the old Star Wars Battlefront! That b¡tch was insta-dead with almost no animation to it!!! 😂😂😂 That sh¡t cracked me up back in the day!

[@gavinviering4150]

This whole video is foul😂☠️

[@Horkit1995]

As soon as he said buttwhole I knew they were talking about Nick avacado and idk why🤣

[@lnlycreature8773]

Watching Blarg's game play makes me feel better about mine. Great video.

[@BBAM3rd]

wow, smii7y actually pronouced xiong correctly. impressed

[@hdgndymydndtmfumfum]

Not the Nikocado Avocado booty pic That's evil

[@GunterBagsYT]

I honestly love the fact that I'm laughing in less than a minute.

[@420Crows]

plot twist, trippydawg is actually soups alt so he can play with out being recognized as often and he happened to end up in a game with the gang and chose to fuck with yumi

[@emickens619]

RIP Batman aka Kevin Conroy 😢

[@delgado2195]

Love your videos Blarg, can't wait to see you get to 1 million subs! You deserve it!

[@evanlamartiniere1838]

Leave it to blarg to find a photo of the most curved guy possible

[@kingnow1573]

Nic’s laugh warms my heart

[@IDKMan7104]

5:51 that man is having a blast

[@ashleygray1189]

Should’ve minded my business about nick

[@cadenz7719]

I think that guy’s mouth is actually his ears.

[@hayes4762]

I got up to get a drink, left my phone but I had my headphones in and I just hear "I don't think this can explode, right?" Immediately followed by BANG! The fact I couldn't see it made it 10× more funny.

[@arizonared3089]

See? I'm subscribed with notifications on

[@kirbo4332]

Just like you, i dont have a life :)

[@underwrapserrors3457]

So can we get that Nintendo pic??????

[@KAIJUKING123]

3:25 a sentence that’s never been before said in history of man. Hahahahahaha

[@jamesthebaker11]

butter isn't real

[@charlessaint7926]

Blarg, "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes! *Keep firing, Assholes!"*

[@Troop3r666]

All i could think about during that first match, was imagining being one of those kids' parents and hearing them make those noises all the time.

[@IzzyIsntReal]

Y’all should have partied with Nic fr fr

[@DayneTreader]

I figured out why Yumi could dribble the grenades. The perk E.O.D. lets you reset the timer on grenades that are already thrown.

[@kameronmyles2013]

Saw smittys version and was like BLARG HAS TO HAVE IT UNCENSERED 5:26 turned into a wildcat war

[@tank1944]

Someone needs to take the first 30 seconds of this video and make it part of a "no not laugh" challenge, my ribs hurt from that bit. It manages to stay funny no matter how many times I see it.

[@islemhamiani7504]

I unfortunately know exactly which picture they're talking about at the beginning

[@Wardaddy701]

Ayo can I get that nick picture please?

[@godzluckyfriend420]

Can the goons play mech arena for a video I think that it would just be scuffed and funny

[@HappyPotat]

It is never not hilarious to me seeing them play with randos who take this game super seriously like they want to play it as a profession while they dribble with frag grenades and swan dive into railings for fun.

[@rj5726]

12:56 I feel extremely sad after looking up pataus syndrome 😞

[@xoashleyromero]

"That's a real guy" 🤣🤣🤣

[@DirtKidzMTB]

i want someone to link me that image or tell me what to search up now!

[@dudeitspixxie]

@@DirtKidzMTB dead ass I wanna read ab it

[@xoashleyromero]

@@DirtKidzMTB I literally was thinking the same thing! I do not even know where to begin to look that up 🤣

[@drasticbubble1223]

I think blargs favorite mech in mech arena is the money he made along the way

[@kittydeez9713]

Watching this at work. 10/10 experience

[@dylanelliott1468]

Thats a guy funniest shit ever😭🤣🤣🤣💀

[@JayDayKay]

19:32 dude your reaction had me fucking ROLLING

[@ZombieSazza]

Ah, Matt’s showing the Nikocado Avocado Special™ again. I’m assuming it looks like a windsock?

[@mrunicornfartz]

If anyone is curious, the way you juggle grenades is by having a certain perk on that resets the timer whenever you pick up a live grenade

[@audax3449]

Had to look up that pic... Patau Syndrome. It's when they have an extra chromosome 13. Learn something new everyday with Blarg I suppose!

[@dallinvisnaw5300]

I was searching the comments for an explanation to that but after a quick google search I regret everything. That is truly horrifying

[@Hair-Creature]

15 minutes from post eating a burger with no honey mustard

[@quality-be-gone398]

Bro I clicked on this when it was 23 minutes old

[@smilygriffin1144]

If they're ever gonna get cancelled for all the shit they say, today's the day

[@sawmaster95]

That dude looks like the irl version of Mr. Meeseeks

[@countsaberwolf]

Wow that's wild Smitty tells me about butter and suddenly my fingers smashed the like button instantly 👀

[@BlackKnightsCommander]

I honestly think the only reason Yumi has been having a manic episode recently is because his mind was damaged so much by the Cow Cave

[@jayjayparton5576]

Offending My Friends for 23 MINUTES STRAIGHT (no gays allowed)

[@EslayerTM]

the real question though....... HOW is that a real guy??

[@UTcommando]

it's not the whatever-it-was syndrome that blarg said. it's an infant suffering from cyclopia. as such it probably was already dead or died soon after.

[@DioStreams]

What the hell is that thing at 12:50?

[@AvaTheTwilightZone]

We need to recruit nic into the goons

[@Brayden0825]

Yoooo always down for a blarg video! How you doin blarg?

[@brandonk6479]

For anyone else wondering wtf that photo is... that's a baby born with cyclopia... they do not live past 24 hrs if they managed to survive til birth.

[@joshsanderson662]

The whole video went by and NOT ONE mention of 11 billion crabs missing off the coast of Alaska???

[@explosivepotatoes2161]

Do pineapples really exist?

[@TheLordOfBepiz]

13:20 I never noticed that the editor put a Mcodnalds hat on it and I just almost choked on a sip of water

[@Nahyoudontgetthat]

POV: you just spent Billions of dollars on something and proceeded to charge money for it making the largest mass deletion any one platform has ever seen

[@CrypticCrow69]

Ik this video is old but honestly the picture of the baby looks more like kanwar syndrome than putau syndrome

[@aniceguyinablackhat]

I like that you have an extended sequence of the smiley face after the sponsored segment so I can easily skip through it on my phone

[@9000jamez]

Yumi's freakout lmao

[@wyvern_warrior]

8:38 it's CoD (or any PVP game really) he know their there, they didn't need to make a TV commercial for em'

[@UncleDahmen]

When yumi sees the photo he sounds like he just witnessed his mom get murdered with the distress in his voice 😂

[@cadencroft3697]

I need help which vid does blarg says teachers salary a month and I have to play games?" Whats the name of thar vid plssss

[@TheFirstRose]

If anyone's curious, don't look up patau syndrome... it's very sad :(

[@Cloud_Snail]

You know it’s a good day when you see sponsor frog.

[@anicknameihadto7023]

He enemy: *hears BOOM BOOM……. BOOM.* also the enemy: *sees skull on the other team: :/

[@oliverkingham1064]

Matt the fries badket at then end of ur video reminded me my shift starts in 5 minutes. Id dislike but it was a funny video

[@theflipsnstuphchannel2689]

Why does Yumi sound just like puffer.. am I the only one who noticed that