These GTA 5 Races MADE US LOSE OUR MINDS

[@Sayeed1601butmunchesoncurry]

Best racists imo

[@just_avolleyball]

I only like watching them on certain races tho. Some races just aren’t as good.

[@LiamDeege]

This is the most I've ever been into GTA Races ever since I first started watching these kind of videos 6 years ago when SMii7Y did the windmill pranks with Scotty, Marcel, and Cr- I mean He Who Must Not Be Named.

[@genjutsuz8739]

as a black man, I agree

[@HowieRaps]

Lmao 😂

[@3Guys1Video]

They’re the only good racists LOL

[@GauldenBoi]

That's where you're wrong, Blarg. Over 90% of this groups fan base would EASILY click on a video titled "GTA Backshots"😂😂

[@HowieRaps]

Lmao why you gotta call us out like that 😂

[@vexxytheprotogen]

cuz its true@@HowieRaps

[@ExpandDong420]

I literally just clicked on a video titled "Backshot Roulette"

[@abbza7253]

You know its going to be good when you aren't sure what's happening within a minute of watching...

[@pansyjoe5595]

Make that 5 miutes

[@Chronometrian]

@@pansyjoe5595 make that 10 minutes

[@AdamManley7]

Make that 42 minutes

[@pokeryea]

I watched the entire thing and i'm convinced it was a drug-induced hallucination

[@Rxgue_Et3RNA1-_-YT]

Make that the first 30 seconds

[@nekoStrangerJunior]

Yumi is losing it more and more every video. The man is on edge and it's just getting funnier.

[@squishybrrrrt]

Edge?

[@theredravenger8222]

Tip for blarg: the submarine that you bought unlocks the best heist in the game and probably would be chaotic if playing with friends

[@M0unty-lv9cs]

Bold of you assuming he reads comments

[@thatoneleaf9895]

@@M0unty-lv9csRight, send a pipebomb to Blarg's house in order to encourage him to read the comment

[@smailftp]

"didn't ask"

[@Xenthetic]

​@@M0unty-lv9csmost good youtubers read their comments. Just not all of them reply

[@brziperiod]

Incoming video: Cayo Spederico

[@ThatOneKiidThere]

So glad yumi has a channel so he can document his slow decent into torrettes mixed with schizophrenia

[@Michael-ll7tt]

It's glorious

[@brziperiod]

Torrettophrenia

[@ThatOneKiidThere]

@@brziperiod torrettopherenia, me when I hallucinate a family of car people

[@brziperiod]

@PequenoPipo lol

[@Endless.nightmare-dfi]

is this a joke or does he actually have torrettes syndrome and schizophrenia?

[@Anobluu]

23:51 - "I love that Grizzy sees a picture of a dead turtle and says "Y'all racin' already?"." Grizzy being Grizzy 😂...

[@andrewmcmaugh8105]

This is one of the most braindead Gta video I’ve seen in a while, Also glad to see trippy get involved in the chaos!

[@sn0wyc0sm0]

Yumi’s whole bit starting from him turning before he DNF’d at 39:49 was absolutely golden, Yumi with a bandana flying towards you from above at supersonic speed but in a slow motion cutscene saying “Wassup gangsta, I’m a crip” in a quiet voice while giving Tupac backshots

[@cpnquack3655]

Knowing that Matt donates 30$ monthly to help people with cleft lips honestly warms my heart.

[@veindinosaur]

I had no idea that's pretty epic

[@brziperiod]

He may do the dark humor heehee haahaas but man is a nice dude besides that. Man did get a degree in automotive engineering so he could totally start Frog Motors

[@dobber43]

​@@brziperiodthat would be cool if he started a car company

[@stickman2140]

The one thing that I've learned from this video is to NOT let Blarg be the getaway driver, bro couldn't pullout of a driveway. lol

[@LostLinguine]

Blarg trying to figure out the ramp to the wall runs drives me insane..

[@KinneKitsune]

I like how blarg just accidentally buys the requirement for the cayo preico heist after the combined brainpower of the goons were only able to get to a rock off the shore.

[@its_findude]

The helium disappeared with the 11 billion crabs

[@talhashah9594]

I like the fact they saw the corpse of a deceased turtle yet they emphasize the fly that's just chilling on it's carcas instead.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Bold of Blarg to assume the boys ever had sane minds to begin with

[@LiamDeege]

Love your profile pic, I love me some Heisenberg

[@TheGamingGalaxies]

You kinda remind of my friend, Walter White :)

[@hoods-s]

bot

[@LiamDeege]

@@hoods-s Don't start this with me

[@hoods-s]

@@LiamDeege what? don’t want the truth?

[@LiamDeege]

Matt when you scream in anyway whether it's you getting mad or out of excitement, you make my day every time! You remind me of Tyler whenever you scream!

[@wyvern_warrior]

First It was frogs in his pool now turtles under his garage door, next it'll be lizards on his grill

[@aestheticanomaly]

The Holy Southern Trinity.

[@Cugaed]

This was fucking hilarious, please blarg never leave this group through hell or high water. There is something magical here man.

[@Tr3mb1e]

Yumi is the human equivalent of a fever dream

[@UTNerd24]

This may be legitimately the most incoherent video I have ever watched on KZbin in MANY years. I felt like I had some sort of out of body experience with how unintelligible your conversations were. With that said, I do not regret a single moment of it and hope to see more videos like this.

[@hollowpea4540]

It's actually impressive that they manage to make content just by talking about random things while playing something.. and I gladly enjoy it

[@GetDougDimmadomed]

8:57 That noise means a mod bot entered the lobby and is advertising their scam. Usually CashLounge or some bs.

[@shifty1927]

Watching blarg fail on that ramp to wall jump was so frustrating. Edit: omg the other race has another jump like the other. How does blarg not comprehend you hit the jump right in the middle. He keeps riding up the highest point. Omg he got it finally.

[@pokeryea]

Live commentary

[@shifty1927]

@@pokeryea i was losing it watching him.🤣🤣

[@ayelitlol9081]

Blarg buys a submarine, then runs all the way uphill to his garage…

[@Xlaxsauce]

without Helium we cannot operate a lot of machinery that relies on super cooling. I don't understand why we allow it to be wasted on balloons

[@georgepeake7440]

Matt reminds me of someone who would steal children’s toys for money

[@mcdoofis4038]

im really upset i didnt get to see soup's dead turtle

[@Volti-Vagra]

or also known as; *The Soup Turtle*

[@jessewild1892]

Brother, I wasn’t ready for that grandma bit bro

[@darksouls47]

28:23 Yumi turned into Mr. Crocker lmao

[@thecanadiandefender1451]

13:03 *DUDE NO JOKE THIS KILLED ME* I used to work with a dude, MAJOR conspiracy theorist. One of those "oh the government is watching us all, they're putting microchips in our brains" type of guys. But this was the one he was very vehement on. Not the moon _landing,_ he genuinely thought the moon was not real. "You're only supposed to see it at night, but how come I can see it during the day, it just doesn't make sense. It's a hologram on a projector." Not sure if the copious amounts of dope he was smoking had anything to do with it, but dude was off his rocker. Went full psychopath during COVID and got fired for it, for a couple months we thought he might come back and shoot up our store

[@ryankelly-jz4gt]

Every time blarg posts I prepair myself to laugh for the entire video

[@chrismaki5456]

How?

[@AvaTheTwilightZone]

My friend has a cleft lip and was able to pay for a surgery thanks to one of those organizations, so thank you blarg lol

[@Wizman347]

Blarg, you should 100% get an arena war car. That way you can pick the homies up in a gay mad max car and when you do the arena war shit later, you have the advantage with having a custom car! Also, one of the cars has a giant fist as a ram, only thing is that it sucks compared to the other ones

[@nyoplus]

14:06 for anyone wondering why that is a big deal, helium is used in many scientific fields, medicine, manufacturing for complex technologies, exploring space, and many more

[@nyoplus]

@@youknowitbetter1020 Beware of the matress your putrid body will lay on this night.

[@claylilac]

Wasn't the actual problem about some big helium reserve being fully depleted a few years ago? It's less like a global shortage, and more like a "shit, now we have to go somewhere else to get more", right?

[@leogaming1071]

Soup killed a turtle, I hit a bat with a frying pan. It sounds the same

[@safebox36]

The second oldest tortoise died in 2006 and was taken home by Darwin nearly 200 years ago. Tortoises and turtles live a really long fucking time. This one died just a few months before Steve Irwin in his zoo in Australia.

[@__RoboMAN__]

I couldn't stop laughing when soup mentioned a bulgarian and on top of that to be a bomb thrower. Greetings from Bulgaria

[@HowieRaps]

22:14 this part is so fucking funny 😂😂😂

[@Boomken76]

8:54 o ya there was somthing, my sub went nuts like Godzilla was stalking you.

[@The1WhoCooks]

I don’t know how u guys can lose ur minds when the goons and Yumi don’t have one

[@voodoofrogg]

Let's go, more GTA races

[@bat23yam]

2:17 do you understand the amount of money to make if you had a red rocket

[@friedalieneyes-3286]

Top tier. I wouldn’t wanna watch any other racists tbh 🤌🏻

[@greenfroppy212]

The grandma thing went on for so long lmao

[@marvingmorales9196]

1:47 "must've been Clara" 😂

[@deanersig2]

We need the turtle pic

[@lordofslam]

29:00 easily the best part of the video.

[@mherrmann81687]

"Turtles are the special-class of the jungle" 😂 It is also funny that the boys focused on "the jungle" part. "Jungle" can refer to "uncivilized/undeveloped/wild land", such as in the case of "a Lion is the king of the jungle" even though a lion lives in the open savanah, it is the jungle bc it is untamed nature; regardless of the amount of trees and vines.

[@Parasiteve]

why didnt anyone make a TURTLE NECK SHIRT joke when yall were talking about the damn turtle wearing a shirt?! lol

[@edanarivera7507]

i appreciate that blarg donates 30 a month for kids surgery, makes me love watching just a bit more :)

[@soulvashgen1061]

Blarg is on a 5 handicap??? Holy shit...... cool video too but damn

[@jorell_lucena]

28:23 Why does Yumi sound like the teacher from Fairly Odd Parents?

[@moit_nuggetsup9330]

Is this really blargs first time encountering *vineboom* x6 "hi guys"

[@valor5080]

My favorite piece of Blarg lore is that he sends money to a charity for people with clef lips & has for 2 years and has 2 key-chains to show for it

[@TonyKimtheamusementparkfan]

I love it when everyone starts up random conversations that just make you laugh instantly xD

[@viktorvaldez4232]

15:03 Me when I see My past

[@themostrandom1]

I now regret my habit of immediately leaving a like on a vid when i hit 7 minutes in lmao

[@Samthebeardman]

I liked the video, went back unliked the video and re liked the video to show my appreciation for the gilfs

[@yungjager6475]

Today we almost lost another legend 😢😢😢 blarg thought of buying a submarine

[@YinNegative]

Man Yumi scares the fuck outta me. I just checked out his album, and now coming back and seeing this side of him, got straight whiplashed. Blarg a real one for putting up with em 😂

[@Narutokun1545]

Editor has no idea what funk is.

[@firemanjeffgg2440]

GTA V Yumi schizophrenic moments

[@kenuko7428]

Literally put any gta 5 gameplay time lapse with this video audio and nothing will change😂😂😂

[@shreyiyer6559]

YUMI WAS SMOKING SOMETHING THAT NOBODY EVEN HEARD OF FOR SURE

[@Volti-Vagra]

brothers on that Bogart Pack from the Boof Dimension *(Blessed by Snoop prior to smoking, of course.)* - got em doing taxes in his sleep just as a reprieve from how goddamn immaculate the waking life is

[@uhhhhh6760]

Man I need me a 2lb foaming beef-ish bazooka frfr

[@Mr.Cacahuate]

anyone else interested in seeing the turtle😂

[@wrarx4786]

Turtle reveal

[@TheBlackCanary9745]

its so fascinating that you have 1.1 million subs but this video only has 27 likes

[@Razor1640]

"Why don't we make cars out of trees?" Because the wooden car wooden work.... I'll leave now....

[@FunnyCat-short]

YOOOO!!!

[@octavioavila3812]

Yoo I want to see this turtle 😭😂

[@elchomper.1063]

Watching Blarg do walride ramps is fucking painful. I haven't played GTA V since Benny's was a new thing.

[@kaycountry]

Just the random s**t that you guys talk about always makes me die laughing

[@Psychedelic_Gamer94]

I think I'm losing either my hearing or my mind but Trippy sounds like TheDooo some times. I thought it was TheDooo playing with them until I heard him laugh n then I knew that was Trippy lol 😅🤣

[@giddyup9591]

So happy when I saw yum I and soup they bring out the worst in each other and I mean that in the best way possible

[@Justhereforthemoviesandtv]

19:40 😢 we do t get to see it because the editor didn’t put it on 😢😢

[@ethanleeper2629]

Good day when blarg post

[@oscarardon6197]

Welp, there goes my braincells

[@WellHid]

Blarg has a 5 handicap?? TIL something new

[@FunDipFobs]

4:05 *”Siberian Bomb Thrower”* didn’t go over well in 1914, they had to put that shit to *cleep*

[@The_Papa_Smurf]

I need a grandma 😏

[@veselinstefanov2450]

Is the bulgarian bomb Trower position still open

[@Loumeister]

The sentence “Ain’t nobody tweeting that” already makes this video dated and that’s crazy to me

[@ReiDaTecnologia]

I swear to god, Blarg's video footage is the visual representation of someone going autopilot...

[@Kidd_Tres]

Im high asf, this shit funny 😅

[@SebHaarfagre]

*TIL* Vin Diesel's real name is _Petrol Pete_

[@chri5934]

man.. to have bois like this to play games with

[@evanvargas2085]

Blarg really did one grenade on that guy with the launcher like it was easy wtf never seen something so smooth he didn't even acknowledge

[@HeaveStarvy]

Does anyone else go onto a soup video and keep the quality on auto so it goes to 144p randomly to make it even more deep fried

[@hdNexus700]

jokes on you, i would click on a video titled Brazilian Backshots any time🤣

[@LegitLeg]

Definitely couldn’t think of better racists, other than the people of nascar.

[@MrKrimson]

they really hve to plug in a controller cause NO WAY they know about shift and control rotating the vehicle

[@TrippyPanda18]

Another chaotic gta race video. We love the GTA online content blarg keep it up

[@5ePlayer]

Vin diesel’s real name is Mark Sinclair

[@MrShaeliza]

As a Jew I can confirm that logic is all canon

[@Chillafied]

Stop using the banshee blarg it’s not fast and the turning is boo boo camel shart

[@billybob.k]

Who was singing life is a highway becuse hats off to you sir

[@Londonhometobin]

yessssssssssssssssssss

[@devonbuskirk3513]

New video idea. A face to face but everyone's on acid😂😂

[@pokeryea]

With this group they don't even need acid

[@little_miss_sarcasm]

No wonder harvey is acting up..... even good quality cat food is fed at twice the amount the chick claims, additionally with pet foods the lower the quality the more you need to feed them, do NOT feed your cat so little you are starving them unless they are massively overweight

[@theovangogh7104]

Yumi is amazing in this video!!!!

[@Molten_Anarchist]

2:06 I mean, there's some people out there who do like the shape of dog peens. If you swapped yours with a dog's, you could make someone's fantasies come true without them having to commit a crime.