BLAZBLUE: KAGUTSUCHI PATROL

[@Zel_Hachigo]

The voice for Platinum fits so much

[@aarontwlight7200]

both platinum and nine

[@BLU.BL4CK]

Platinum: You think all this was an accident. Nine: Yes, yes you were. Me: Couldn't agree more.

[@neardarkroad1347]

funny thing is platinum body supposed to trinity new body but shit happens

[@rustkarl]

Agreed

[@Stroimex]

That's why they would get her 20 extra times

[@XMEMES85]

Me:You the one text characters and yourself

[@dragon-ye2mw]

Jin: go to places you don't usually frequent like school's or Gym's, alcoholics anonymous. Hazama: *I'll go to a church* Jin: Good...for you...

[@amberknight7301]

I just got that reference because Hazama did go to a church one time... Worst day of Ragna's life.

[@dragon-ye2mw]

@@amberknight7301 I never thought about that xD I'm dying now hahaha

[@HappyPotat]

How appropriate that Ragna is suspect number one considering...

[@TitanJonkler]

Yep I agree with you

[@TheSergitz]

I don't get it

[@TitanJonkler]

@@TheSergitz Plat secretly has a crush on Raggy

[@John-Stark]

Jin's hunting him, Hazama is Hunting him and Platinum is around?

[@paperluigi6132]

@@TitanJonkler When you say Platinum, do you mean Luna specifically?

[@RadiantBeachShulk]

"...but we will be cramming justice up yours!" Platinum's face after that killed me

[@Blood-Kain]

The fact that Hazama said that he’s going to a church. When Jin and Celica is right beside him.

[@shiroutheherotraceon3313]

Hazama: I'll go to a church. Ragna: *PTSD from Terumi cutting off his arm*

[@Happy_Sailor639]

Wait, but wasn't the one who cuts Ragna's arm, Jin?

[@shiroutheherotraceon3313]

@@Happy_Sailor639 If you actually pay attention to Alter Memory , there's a split second cut where you see Ouroboros going for Ragna's arm. Besides, Terumi himself said he cut it off at the end of Calamity Trigger and Calamity Trigger Reconstruction.

[@Happy_Sailor639]

@@shiroutheherotraceon3313 Funny, but I checked on wiki, and on one of the pages indeed states that it was Terumi, who cut off Ragna's arm, but on other one, it says it was Jin.

[@joaovinicius3403]

Considering Jubei is Platinum's father figure, Nine being his mother is...lore accurate.

[@AkatsukiKonan97]

Hazama is amazing, canon and in parodies :D.

[@KaiserVarius]

2:51 OH GOSH! That voice fits Hazama/Terumi WAY 2 MUCH! I love it!

[@NomadicScorpion1]

Platinum: You think all this was an accident? Nine: Yes, yes you were.

[@TheDerpyDunsparce]

Nine is not wrong...

[@paperluigi6132]

@@TheDerpyDunsparce It's three people, so only one (maybe two) of them are likeable

[@MadreJoshua]

these were the best 5 Blazblue related minutes of my life

[@dripgodragna4266]

That profile pic he used for Jin is GOLD

[@kaienjin5468]

0:56 is probably the most sane and good thing Jin will ever say.

[@HoudiniJr]

As someone who actually IS on the blazblue fan rp wiki. I laughed at the fact you used our main page as reference for this XD I figure you were pressed for assets, but nonetheless it was funny ti see being used for this!

[@vivian_is_confusedlvl.1003]

There was an opportunity to have Carl throw a ball at Relius and you missed it.

[@thirtysixviews]

You make probably the best Blazblue Parody stories around. Whenever DEEsidia hasn't made a new episode of BB: SoL or I can't find any quality up to date Blazblue parodies, I always stop by your channel. Keep up the good work, mate! You definitely deserve more subs

[@BardockSkywalker]

How About *HELP ME, DR HAZAMA* Or Anything That Guy Makes

[@SuperFusionAJ93]

Hazama: I had to do it. he was kind of an ass. Me: Homie, you ain't lying.

[@omarabe26]

+SuperFusionAJ93 That's an ironic statement coming from Hazama of all people.

[@neardarkroad1347]

hazama is likeable asshole, no sexual innuendo intended

[@BardockSkywalker]

Jin *IS* An Ass

[@rustkarl]

Hazama does good work... and he’s right. Jinny is a major asshat.

[@Freefork]

Is Jin an a**? Then... He harasses himself?

[@mizului7484]

I love how Tager walks slow here, awesome detail.

[@desmondmalone438]

3:43 Ragna: YOUR IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE OF COURSE I CAN SEE YOU WHAT HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE!!!!

[@SlyLad_NOL]

i can hear ragna's voice from this😂

[@ondakaga]

"You have 1 Lolicon living in your area" Me: RAGNAAAAA-----!

[@epsilon9567]

Ragna's not a Lolicon He's a FEMINIST

[@morurefai6140]

@@epsilon9567 N o.... A FEMINAZII

[@kaienjin5468]

@@morurefai6140 N O . . . *GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT*

[@Luxt3r]

I'm NOT a local child rapist ! I'm a lolicon !

[@neardarkroad1347]

different bruh

[@neardarkroad1347]

funny thing is in BB game, i forgot which one, CS maybe. A waitress ask ragna if he have a thing for his brother and Ragna deny that then accidently claimed tha he is a lolicon. LOL

[@pantyosashu8137]

Doesn't rape Just Masterbate

[@Owliare]

What’s the difference?

[@BardockSkywalker]

Same Thing, Pervert

[@Punster101]

Noel's voice is perfect

[@kimberlyjohnson2270]

Did any one actually read the screen when jin poped up

[@KneeCaps]

what is this?

[@Snoozytube]

KneeCaps Brandon rogers

[@Dehn396]

The characters fits so well that it's almost scary.

[@LunaMinuna]

Wow Jin you roasted Tao,Nine,And Celica. Also Luna:There are only 10 kids in this neighborhood. Jin:Well he might get you 20 more times

[@Megz_X4]

This is as good as the Fire Emblem Takumi comedies

[@CynthiaTestarossa]

platinums face after jin said that holy shit im dying

[@desmondmalone438]

4:10 Relius: Hazuma I am here because of the things you ask me-

[@LunaMinuna]

Platinum, Hazama, And Tager’s voices are perfect. Same with Nine

[@Doubleaamon007]

i fucking love you

[@fatalfury28]

I was watching Blazblue tournaments a while ago... Where the hell am I now..

[@azureheart2846]

Is it weird that I can actually see ASW actually making this into a gag reel in Blazblue, just slightly different?

[@AzureMerlin]

>Antwerpen jin lives two provinces away from me?

[@ezra329]

Just watching this like wow hazama has been pretty quiet....What is he up to !?

[@Monunga]

Goddammit, Hazama........XD

[@Mickspad]

This was already funny, but its so much funnier when you take into account the background of the Blazblue characters rather than just being random actors

[@agitodragoon3736]

And that’s how you get your major fired, and sent to jail.

[@thehooded-guru]

There is so much I can say towards Es that'll land me in prison because this video... lmao! Subbed!

[@rustkarl]

Hazama doing good work here.

[@LunaMinuna]

3:06 oh god XD

[@mr.g9761]

Holy shit, this is GENIUS. Great job bro, I love your BB parody, keep up the good work!^^

[@chocolattemocha8512]

0:39 Hazama looks so disgusted omg

[@eliobastos1]

I'm i the only one who thinks Hazama was not the correct person for this mission in the first place?

[@John-Stark]

Platinum is even worse

[@АндрійЛотиш-ф4х]

I'll go to a *church*

[@yaircendejas4313]

Jin:"no" hazama:"sorry I have to do it

[@Stroimex]

It looks much better than the original tho. Makes me think

[@Mickspad]

2:44 who the fuck is that? Just as I start to kinda get Blazblue, there are characters that apparently have assets and portraits that I've never seen before, fucking fantastic

[@lazersfixall3939]

I think it's saya from nato's world

[@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654]

2:47 Bang’s master’s daughter

[@Zizu5688]

Homura Amanohokosaka

[@midenarithmos9200]

oh god this is hilarious. hope you'll make more of these.

[@Audiblegaming]

Why does this voice fit Jin

[@LunaMinuna]

3:06 Jesus Jin you roasted him so hard!

[@unclepaul1995]

Jin: Wait... A Kid Cosplay as My Brother? No I shouldn’t Known! I GOTTA TUNE MYSELF IN!!!! ‘Run To Jail’

[@snorp_lord6141]

This is so cuteee! Great job on the editing!

[@AetherChronno]

The last part killed me oml *Yes, im writing from heaven (or hell?)*

[@gilgamesh255]

Luciana Aether DUEL 1, LET'S ROCK! ...Sorry, couldn't help myself.

[@crow464]

I WOULD RATHER DIE THEN GROW UP LIKE YOU! 😂😂 (Hugs Carl) I love you looll Carl-X3 Sayaka-No seriously... Carl-0\\0?!?

[@KunoPhantom-Kunoichi]

Hazama - I have to do it... he’s kinda an ass Me - Bitch! You don’t say! What gave it away?

[@RASENGAN1081]

HOW HAVE I JUST NOW FOUND YOU!!!!!!??????

[@Shintarojsvd]

Before watching its terumi or hazama After wachting it Called it

[@altreon3608]

This is gold.

[@j-gameboy7277]

Femyu you are the best, more please

[@mokaakasia4636]

As one wise man said: "The main thing in the investigation is not to go out on yourself"

[@callisto1234]

Plz for the love of god. Do more!!

[@ph34rbucket91]

Hazama would do that.

[@l-shadow1775]

0:46 tao hungry kitty uwu

[@arsonexc]

Guess they were right about Relius

[@IrisKidYT]

This is incredible, Please for the love of God keep this up 😂😂👍!!

[@BardockSkywalker]

Ragna Is NOT A Pedo

[@AnthonyKusanagi101]

God damn i love this.

[@LunaMinuna]

0:34 Jesus!

[@azureheart2846]

I know that this is pretty late, but I got to know. Where did you get the picture of a young Relius?

[@Femmyu]

On the wiki Image Gallery for Relius! Its a special illustration for the Bloodedge Experience novels

[@MrPetpet111]

4:55 Wait a place in the Belgium

[@Femmyu]

👀

[@timmy4926]

I'm wondering why kagura isn't in this video

[@Femmyu]

he had a hangover

[@Chef-Juice]

FREAKING TAGER AND NOEL NGL

[@KaiserVarius]

4:04 That’s a very highly specific image of someone… But I don’t know him. Well at least he’s not real, right?

[@franciscomelladomolina9922]

Where did you get the illustrations of the characters?

[@VacadoRay]

NOL new years party

[@sudo451]

good video

[@LunaMinuna]

1:25 Damn

[@paradox4627]

oh no ragna

[@sgagybydten]

I'll NOT! WHAT TIME FOR THE HEDGEHOG AND GOTEN WE POST OFFICE IS

[@Megz_X4]

fem why are you so funny? XD

[@Zerobasssoul]

A fantastic way to celebrate the release of cross tag

[@elios7623]

''chicago police officer'' is a pedophile? xDDDDD just kidding xDD this is too much, i laughed like crazy, thx for this vid man

[@WolfMoon351]

oh please do one of these vids but of Jubei XP

[@ImmaNort]

You're alive!

[@pantyosashu8137]

Brandon Rogers and BlazBlue? OK COOL!

[@michaeljosephmercado6522]

NoeL VermillioN,,❤ my BeautiFuL best WaiFu,, 🌹🌹

[@patcatzgames9792]

More parks and recreations then?

[@Zellig]

Lol @ Hazama. Oh hey, this the same Femmy I fought with Izanoomi/Lambla on steam?

[@Femmyu]

Zellig Thats meeee

[@Zellig]

Steamy name? Great videos btw you and lambla should collab.

[@thecuchikiller]

3:18 But don´t know how to use a phone (blazblue CS)

[@OmegaTaishu]

Nothing good coming for you if you work with Hazama....

[@zwreida234]

excuse me what the fuck is that azrael picture at 4:55

[@Happy_Sailor639]

Hmm... But that Es is like 155 years old, why is she a minor now? And for some reason it's the second video that has fan-lore, that really suits original lore.

[@nisaaziz3756]

Cerita awake ni nampak menarik je azam

[@maruchan_chan5943]

What show is this from

[@Rickytv123]

maruchan _chan blazblue and its more of video game series

[@maruchan_chan5943]

Ricky Lopez wow you have blow my mind

[@maruchan_chan5943]

But i have found it at KZbin. It call neighborhood Patrol

[@LunaMinuna]

Why is Es there she is a kid? What about Rachel? Just saying

[@LunaMinuna]

Mr.Obtused Yeah you’re right

[@LunaMinuna]

Ragna And Luna XD

[@justinveron698]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@mormonboy7881]

Cringe