Blender (Jake and Amir)

I'm a smoothie operater.
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[@Welpme69]

"blend! Blend this!" has to be one of my favorite Jake and Amir lines

[@ChaelSonnen000]

really fucking funny

[@trevorphillips8895]

My favourite jake and Amir line changes from week to week, right now it’s “‘I wanted to see if you were gregarious..!”

[@neontime8507]

"Thats kosher." Bacon with ice cream is like the least kosher combo I can think of.

[@frylxvii5674]

NeonTime It is if you add a healthy dose of shellfish, then cook the whole thing in milk.

[@insolentish4529]

Gentile blood

[@AndreRhineDavis]

He meant "kosher" in the slang sense of "valid, acceptable, legit"

[@tgkafg]

André Rhine-Davis no he didn’t. Watch mo’ of these.

[@BarginsGalore]

Fry LXVII I think the ice cream covers the milk part

[@saraalouh7962]

jake called amir baby i need to sit down

[@Materazzi73]

So you were standing while watching the video?

[@bigt1877]

Sara Alouh no he didn't

[@girlhell1997]

quickscope homie he did, he called him baby at 2:03

[@jacksonpaul1710]

give baby a bite

[@PolyChromium]

@@Materazzi73 It’s called a standing desk!

[@kevinfarrell9304]

when he said "im blind" i literally almost choked on my spit

[@benitotortellini4093]

that's gross to some

[@rosalindliang6132]

Its gross to all

[@CFijWPG]

"I'm not ticklish, so stop it." But Jake said in another episode that he is ticklish, but Amir's hands are so cold, wet, and clammy that Jake isn't even tickled, just grossed out.

[@MarshallBouchard]

I was just thinking this!

[@gc5806]

Four years late to this but my theory is that Jjkae initially opened to AMIR a la confided that he dropped out of college, but later he hopes that AMIR has forgotten and doesn’t want to remind him.. anyGAY, if disagree, bury me with downvotes

[@jasonkelly1692]

He actually used dollop correctly.

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

In a sense, he used 'gimmick' correctly as well. And it is a stretch but I could even argue that he used 'gregarious' correctly.

[@nabeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal]

Exactly.

[@reluctant_clap]

@@hittingyouoverthehead He used them all correctly. That's kind of the joke

[@octopusph.d7737]

@@reluctant_clap no its not

[@johnduded]

@@hittingyouoverthehead doesn't know that a gimmick is.

[@SuperMegaPeanut]

"This is gross to some." "It's gross to all."

[@surelock3221]

All for gross and gross for all!

[@sarthakbhukal]

well i dig it

[@sarthakbhukal]

blend a hotdog with ketchup mayo and a cup of warm water for a full minute it tastes awesomeee!!

[@Xenu888]

I thought it was a gimmick, nature's promise and all...

[@CurlyMcNulty]

That's a butter company....

[@brandonpiatt5625]

@@CurlyMcNulty one of my favorite lines in the series

[@SwizzleGuy]

the face amir makes when he starts blending again makes me laugh so fricking hard

[@JasperKazai]

"I've told you to shower. I've told you to stop being mean to children. I've asked you repeatedly to learn words like dollop, and gimmick, and gregarious, because you don't know what words mean." "Blend! Blend this!" Lmao that's one of the best interactions

[@WyattCStaggers]

"I wanted to see if you were gregarious ohhhh, turns out ya were" Best part

[@jackcr2477]

For anybody wondering, yes this is the same blender used on the popular gameshow "Smoothie Madness"

[@gbird.]

Thats cool

[@user84074]

Amir knows how to use it, but Brett doesn't? 🤔😂 Crossover of the decade

[@TheFangirlable]

"Let it up, baby." Stop making me ship things.

[@Emmakisses5]

"i think im gonna puke." "do it in the blender!!!!"

[@Roonlovesfish3874]

"What's up?" (Yelling) "Nothing to yell over now. Right?" "Oh yeah" Comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thehyphenator]

"We did it" at the end was so cute

[@madeleinebadun6100]

I wanted to see if you were gregarious!

[@seanutter428]

the best line

[@Yogabba]

OHHH!!

[@johndough007]

Madeleine Badun turns out.. ya were!

[@seanzoz]

we did it

[@Rachel98246]

I thought I'd only ever see Jake shove his fingers down Amir's throat in my fantasies... I was so, happily wrong!

[@insolentish4529]

He kind of does when amir eats the Apple Walnut muffin

[@schuesslerlauren]

My God...

[@averagebusinessmen2]

1:53 might be the hardest i've laughed at any Jake and Amir video

[@eulerindeadfall3948]

At the beginning of this episode, Jake says that he's not ticklish, but in "Economic Crisis 2" He says that he's very ticklish

[@sherllymentalism4756]

He must of changed

[@cowgrll]

But remember he's not ticklish when it comes to Amir because Amir's hands are too cold and wet.

[@buffalobison7483]

We've caught him

[@General12th]

And he's definitely not ticklish when it comes to Amir's dad because Amir's dad's arms are so tiny and spindly, like a bunch of skin-covered straws.

[@enceladus2263]

Lies are catching up to you there, hurwitz

[@sheldoman]

That "If you would've told me three years ago that I would be ___, I would've burned you at the stake for being a witch" is still one of my favourite lines of all time.

[@markkittel44]

Amir's flinch at 1:22.... For that one moment he realized its for real.

[@DKbrozz03]

I don't know why, but this is my favorite one. It always gets stuck in my head. "Blend, blend this!"

[@Peter-ur3yy]

Amir uses the word Gimmick correctly though

[@depuntoapuntoenelmundo2408]

I have a ginger tea ready to drink, Jake is trying to induce Amir to vomit, then Amir says he's fine. I'm like "It's safe to drink now" and the second I do, Amir pukes.

[@TomFaulty]

Jake: You okay? Amir: I'm good. Jake: That was good? Amir: That was kosher Jake: Are you sure you're okay? You look a little... Amir: I'm blind.

[@riedstep]

I've seen this several times and have never noticed them incorporating the big words at the end

[@tristantristan5896]

One thing I have learned from watching every jake and Amir is that you can't watch every jake and Amir

[@Sweet_Dee]

the next time me and bestie are in a drunk hair-holding situation i'm gonna say "we did it"

[@hershykiss24]

Jake: You have to start learning words man.. Amir: What's the point, i can't fricking see?!

[@CZnoob]

You're one of many, it's the jake and amir syndrome, absolutely every time i go to youtube I end up watching like 10+ of these, and honestly, without exaggarating i have seen almost EVERY SINGLE of their videos at least 10 times, and you're right, there's no way to get sick of them.

[@Edited6]

That's my blender! Don't be concerned that Amir leaves it open on the base, it won't start without the lid on and the base has suction cups! Don't ask why Amir didn't use the convenient pour spout though, those 3-tiers of stainless steel blades come out for easy cleaning and are sharp enough to take a finger. Call me Ninja, I'll advertise in exchange for more blenders.

[@H0B0J03]

WZRD702 damn beat me to it hahahahha

[@Sheenarachael]

jake is so fine

[@astronautrocks]

fergalicious he blows your mind?

[@callmetagno]

just finished my last final and i can finally watch jake and amir non stop for a month

[@koldstudios]

1:26 blender low 1:31 blender has more.... he didn't drink it he poured it back into the blender.

[@reallyFrogman]

Knowing Amir he probably regurgitated into the Blender

[@TheoisZeus]

Proud of you

[@IsaacJoshi]

The blender was gregarious

[@ZeroChannelZero]

This video is so dollop. I'm gregariousing my gimmick off.

[@florian8218]

BLENDAH!

[@blushingfrieza]

Blend this!

[@DougS0045]

This is HILARIOUS!!!!! I love these videos. I look every day for them !!!

[@GoodFriendsForever]

Ive been stuck in a constant jake and amir marathon for years now! please send help my funny bone cant take much more!

[@SoCupCak]

02:03 Did he call him "baby" ? x3

[@maplic]

My theory of Amir is that he's actually brilliant and at any given time has hundreds of conversations going on in his head at the same time. Sometimes he gets mixed up and some of the things he says to Jake are actually from those conversations.

[@the-boring-car-guy]

Amirs blending face is one of his best face

[@funnerfunerals]

The most consistently hilarious thing on the internet.

[@mojo6385]

At 1:13, you can see how much was in the blender. Amir pours and you can see how much is left at 1:28 . Then, at 1:32 it is more full again. Come on Amir. I thought you were committed to your craft!

[@williamclark5566]

But will it blend?

[@ROYALstraightFLUSH22]

Lol this is the best one!! I've watched it 5 times now and it still makes me laugh

[@xnbentari]

these people are honestly too funny cant wait to see amir in the new harold and kumar it will be epic

[@SpencerArinhaveamom]

You’re always saying blend.

[@jerryjerome4686]

R.I.P. headphones users

[@melissais]

I've been watching Jake and Amir episodes for the past 30 mins and I actually think they're funny now. Silly boys.

[@beccsb2790]

I love Amirs laugh! When he laughs I cant help but laugh along :)

[@deaconblues_]

Anyone else notice the post it notes on his arm

[@ryanoliver8243]

Amir's trying not to laugh at 0:24

[@hankhilll4651]

In the intro Jake says he's not ticklish but true nerds know that he IS ticklish but Amirs hands are just too clammy

[@zondr3]

haha, funniest jake and amir i've seen in a long time xD

[@mrjoeyeo8993]

wtf is gregarious?

[@Defiring]

Sociable, Amir thought it meant gullible.

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

you need to learn words, man

[@Claire-ht2pd]

Oh no! I thought it was hardworking. My life is a lie.

[@alexnelsonamaya1]

Joe Yeo is Cool it's a gimmick man

[@gbird.]

Membean moment

[@Lightwaverable]

College humor uses vomit humor way too much.

[@octopusph.d7737]

watch Jake and amir-'resolutions'. its done well there.

[@JoshBraunz]

Vomit humour is better than poop AND farts.

[@Lightwaverable]

Josh Agreed

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

who saw us puke?

[@chilldude5949]

college humor didn't make this. jake and amir made this.

[@DimbleWally]

Yeah, 1 mill on this video! Every Jake and Amir video that hits 1 mill seems special to me.

[@abigailkulak7956]

this has to be one of the best, if not the best

[@becauseican66]

Definitely my favorite Jake and Amir

[@kindofachannel7362]

Lmao this might be my favorite jake and Amir

[@hadzerd456]

I've been licking off the frosting of cookies I just made...yep this is the life I believe amir would want me to lead.

[@nigellau9848]

This is my favourite episode

[@ATBvids]

This is one of the best sketches they've done. I thought it was a gimmick. I wanted to see if you were gregarious.

[@HashnulArlryal]

Jake and Amir 's playlist stops here momentarilly.Where does life goes on from here?!

[@hellospenjo]

This is like my all time favorite video

[@mathonia04]

one of my favorites for sure. BLENDA!!!

[@kingStormySky]

I just realized I love their outtro sound

[@cornsail]

"Blend this!" is stuck in my head so hard

[@s.o.k.1393]

He didn't even blend in the mayo he just dropped it in

[@LudeandLude]

You my friend, are not alone. This happens to me EVERY time.

[@Frogumm123]

I think this might be the one for me. A perfect video.

[@Brose95]

Favourite episode

[@walkmen9]

he blended so much......his dad frickin MOVED

[@Misterasianweeman]

and i just successfully watched every single jake & amir...

[@bubbaflo1999]

Hey brings back memories

[@WaagooshTheRedFox]

you got me there, well played sir.. well played.

[@55assassin55]

I never thought it possible, I finally reached the end of season 1 Jake and Amir. Now for Hardly Working.

[@okim95]

It's funny how the stuff in the blender never ends...

[@qqDOCTORqq]

jake and amir are so good at what they doing they even made me laugh at such a gross thing man.... respect guys .. keep it up

[@ItsKatKool]

The amount of smoothie didnt change after he drank... JAKE MUST BE A WITCH

[@RushingRiotGaming]

its safe to say ive seen every episode 20+ times.

[@foolintherain100]

I wanted to see if you were GREGARIOUS! Ohhhh! Gets me every time, even 2 years later XD!

[@Vicarious1994]

funny how the amount of "drink" in the blender increses after we was done with it

[@imgoddlike]

It was already hilarious when he turned on the blender.

[@Padrra]

I love how he just laughs at what Jake says, then goes back to blending XD 0:21

[@michelleallen4540]

that's a really high quality blender

[@iTrollYourClanTV]

He poured it back in the blender. The level rose XD

[@youngknowledgeseeker]

“Your blending again!”

[@Ovation1771AX]

I got goosebumps when he said the ingredients

[@musicloverof95]

LOL!!! I havent seen one this funny in forever!! I could NOT stop laughing!!!

[@OMFGDmanrules]

First time I ever saw J&A. It's been a looonnngg couple of years.

[@joelandrewgibson4820]

CONTINUITY ERROR: In Economic Crisis 2, Jake says he IS ticklish, but Amir's hands are to cold and clamy.

[@s.o.k.1393]

Amir used every single one of those words correctly

[@buddy32able]

god fuckign damn it school just barely started and i already started watching jake and amir again

[@SwizzleGuy]

amir's face when jake says he had told him to stop being mean to children: fricking priceless ;)

[@jasonjasons4087]

After watching 100 of these episodes you just get tired of watching them fight

[@muddynapkin]

the best youtube ads ive seen

[@evajames241]

THIS IS MY FAVE JAKE N AMIR