Blender YouTuber Stereotypes

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Clonemace

Clonemace

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@SmoothieGamesLambda
@SmoothieGamesLambda 3 ай бұрын
forgot the one where they just whip out a 400$ blender addon and act like it's vanilla blender
@mumblety
@mumblety 3 ай бұрын
Every time...
@SmoothieGamesLambda
@SmoothieGamesLambda 3 ай бұрын
@@mumblety “so next we’re going to go to blender marketplace and install hard ops”
@mjdevlog
@mjdevlog 3 ай бұрын
@@SmoothieGamesLambda "Topology is so easy you guys..." *uses quad remesher*
@SoDaPrice1998
@SoDaPrice1998 3 ай бұрын
Josh Gambrell I think...
@jackd6881
@jackd6881 3 ай бұрын
@@mjdevlog "MASTER Hard Surface modeling in 3 hrs"
@bobrobrules
@bobrobrules 3 ай бұрын
Missing the Indian guy who is using Windows 7, has a mouse click sound effect when he clicks, a yellow highlight circle around his cursor and a terrible mic but he explains everything perfectly.
@ChupeTTe
@ChupeTTe 3 ай бұрын
Ranjeet always comes in clutch 🇮🇳🦁
@zaow
@zaow 3 ай бұрын
And it represents the most part of all blender tutorials !
@spydrmnd
@spydrmnd 2 ай бұрын
he also has music that was constructed out of windows 98 sounds and doom 2 soundfonts
@EvgeniyFurman
@EvgeniyFurman 2 ай бұрын
I like indian guys the most. They make best tutorials that have actual value. I find answers to an actual questions only in their tutorials😂 And also from people with other heavy accents. I love you guys😅
@iamgalleryofficial
@iamgalleryofficial 2 ай бұрын
facts.
@TheCarmenStar
@TheCarmenStar 3 ай бұрын
forgot the guy who always has a foreign accent and manages to produce the most efficient tutorials and solutions for that niche thing you were trying to do
@xXYannuschXx
@xXYannuschXx 3 ай бұрын
I have that right now for a Unity related thing (trying to make a specific Dungeon generator) and found some guy with only a thousand views, strong accent, HORRIBLE microphone, bad video quality and barely able to explain anything; but its EXACTLY what I was looking for.
@MrCompassionate01
@MrCompassionate01 3 ай бұрын
@@xXYannuschXx Man I've had that SO many times. Almost impossible to understand due to accent and mic quality, impeccable quality tutorial.
@Z_LV7
@Z_LV7 3 ай бұрын
SO REALLL
@ZackagonXM
@ZackagonXM 3 ай бұрын
That’s just KZbin.
@TKBarnes
@TKBarnes 3 ай бұрын
Are you talking about the ghibli trees guy? It sounds like you're talking about Lightning boy. :P
@SaishiYT
@SaishiYT 3 ай бұрын
Blender tutorial commentors: "HOTKEYS!????" "YOU ARE GOING TO FAST" "How do you install Blender" "What CPU/GPU are you using?" Asks completely off topic/too broad of question "Can you post the model?" "I can't even figure out how to delete the cube" Etc etc And my personal favorite: "What software is this?"
@lheannelheannelheanne
@lheannelheannelheanne 3 ай бұрын
What software is this?
@halfsine
@halfsine 3 ай бұрын
How can i disappear for 30 years to evade the police?
@mjdevlog
@mjdevlog 3 ай бұрын
"Where's that button? It's not here!" People who uses newer version of blender, watching older tutorial
@Vortex-qb2se
@Vortex-qb2se 3 ай бұрын
This is Roblox Studio obviously.
@Monkeymario.
@Monkeymario. 3 ай бұрын
@@Vortex-qb2seNo this is obviously Scratch.
@CrackyCreates
@CrackyCreates 3 ай бұрын
" so we start out by deleting the default cube, then we go over to mesh and add a cube "
@angelblancorodriguez6972
@angelblancorodriguez6972 3 ай бұрын
Classics
@djbassgun
@djbassgun 3 ай бұрын
I do that every time 🤭🤭🤭
@creeper7ech520
@creeper7ech520 3 ай бұрын
Blender 101, how could anyone not know this?
@crabbycrabman
@crabbycrabman 3 ай бұрын
The default cube must go
@Pockeywn
@Pockeywn 3 ай бұрын
its a ritual and a tradition. it is necessary to the creation process (plus who knows where that cube even came from?? it could have.. metadata😰)
@beetleback8131
@beetleback8131 3 ай бұрын
My fav is the 'low-poly' guys who add 5 levels of subdivision and a voronoi displacement and call it low-poly lmao
@TeamStarlane
@TeamStarlane 2 ай бұрын
Low Poly is, when you have to the entire scene within 800 faces on a 90s console. Car 50 faces, no more. Low Poly my ass.
@АлександрСоловьев-ю9ц2к
@АлександрСоловьев-ю9ц2к 2 ай бұрын
@@TeamStarlane low poly means "triangle count is acceptable for real time game rendering at playable FPS" - thus exact meaning and numbers of triangles differs depending of year of hardware technology you refering. Like, PS2 graphics was high poly in 2000 compared to 90's graphics and now considered low poly compared to todays AAA games.
@deemwinch
@deemwinch 2 ай бұрын
​@@АлександрСоловьев-ю9ц2к базу выдал мужик
@SuperXzm
@SuperXzm 2 ай бұрын
@@АлександрСоловьев-ю9ц2к source(s): my ass
@elvingearmasterirma7241
@elvingearmasterirma7241 Ай бұрын
​@@TeamStarlane Low poly does differ from game to game and from asset to asset. Like the sims for example. What is considered optimised low poly for one game may be too heavy for say sims 4 due to how you use items in sims 4 and the game engine trying its best to keep that mess of a game running. And in every game, it also depends on the size and amount of the asset and where it will be. A highly detailed 6 thousand polygon large statue that you see from super close is fine if you have one of it. But the moment you have more than one the normal map and textures should do most of the heavy lifting. But if you have a 6 thousand polygon teapot you goofed. Bad optimisation. Bad bad bad
@noturne54
@noturne54 3 ай бұрын
You forgot the guy who uses 8000 paid addons in the tutorial and doesn't even explain how to use any of them just to hop to Platinum Version ZBrush afterwards
@MichaelMaurice
@MichaelMaurice 3 ай бұрын
My personal favourite which isn't an own category: "Make sure you have node wrangler enabled" xD
@autinjones7194
@autinjones7194 3 ай бұрын
At this point I think node Wrangler should just be how the program reacts naturally without the need to activate the add on. Like literally every tutorial that handles textures mentions to turn it on anyway and I can't see any reason why you would ever Want it turned off.
@NathanielJamesProd
@NathanielJamesProd 3 ай бұрын
Node Wrangler really do be helpful tho.
@MichaelMaurice
@MichaelMaurice 3 ай бұрын
@@NathanielJamesProd node wrangler is so useful, don't get me wrong haha! I'm just tired of seeing that being said in every tutorial whether it's targeted to beginners or to advanced users :D
@NathanielJamesProd
@NathanielJamesProd 3 ай бұрын
@@MichaelMaurice Yeah, I feel ya! Always gotta skip past that part! 👍
@thatviewer-4142
@thatviewer-4142 3 ай бұрын
At this point, they should just make the Node Wrangler part of the program itself.
@Enderblade18
@Enderblade18 3 ай бұрын
Another Category: Polyfjord Casually just drops all of known Blender knowledge on you and explains it like you're five all in a short period.
@AtaEfeAk
@AtaEfeAk 3 ай бұрын
True 😂
@Signupking
@Signupking 3 ай бұрын
That's the: explains to much too much type
@Enderblade18
@Enderblade18 3 ай бұрын
@@Signupking Fair enough
@notstandingwithukraine9478
@notstandingwithukraine9478 2 ай бұрын
Yes he's crazy
@LOC-Ness
@LOC-Ness 3 ай бұрын
You forgot the install an addon guy
@PixelBrushArt
@PixelBrushArt 3 ай бұрын
It's even more fun when it's a paid addon that the whole tutorial hinges on.
@lunondisposable5382
@lunondisposable5382 3 ай бұрын
"As always everything I'm doing relies on Boxcutter and Hardops, so make sure you've wasted like $40 on that before we continue"
@ihavestds394
@ihavestds394 3 ай бұрын
@@PixelBrushArt paid addon you say *slowly opens up a torrent *
@that_guy1211
@that_guy1211 3 ай бұрын
@@ihavestds394 nice
@gwyn.
@gwyn. 3 ай бұрын
@@lunondisposable5382 I know who you're mentioning lmao, those two addons aren't really a waste of money imo If you're just doing it for the hobby don't buy it that's for sure.
@davidblack6426
@davidblack6426 3 ай бұрын
we begginers love the guy who takes an hour to explain simple shit
@gwyn.
@gwyn. 3 ай бұрын
Not those that explains the same thing 3 times only to loop back to the beginning and tell you what you already have in mind but still doesn't tell you how the function works fundamentally or what not to do with said function.
@OmniTAF
@OmniTAF 2 ай бұрын
i specifically look for longer time tutorials.
@link7417
@link7417 Ай бұрын
Yea lol, while to an extent I can understand that the creator have to assume some basic knowledge, but it makes it really hard to get into using blender or follow their tutorials, the newer versions of blender have made it more beginner friendly but before yea had to know the hotkeys for about every tool, even "beginner" tutorials used hotkeys heavily
@Towik
@Towik Ай бұрын
But if that Person didn't take so long to explain it to you, you wouldn't know it was simple shit 😬
@Mr.MasterOfTheMonsters
@Mr.MasterOfTheMonsters Ай бұрын
Unlike the "so, I'm gonna skip this part or the video would be too long. There are 12 billion tutorials on this, you should go watch those." Then skips 70% of the process, but spends the last 10 minutes just spinning around the finished work and saying a bunch of nothing.
@CGMatter
@CGMatter 3 ай бұрын
Too accurate 😊
@shvr_music
@shvr_music 3 ай бұрын
but you belong in the "guy who's actually helpful" category, too
@3DperspectiveJS
@3DperspectiveJS 3 ай бұрын
lol
@artekal3d
@artekal3d 3 ай бұрын
no, this video showed you a bit slower
@zizzonedibattipaglia6247
@zizzonedibattipaglia6247 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Luixxxd1
@Luixxxd1 3 ай бұрын
You somehow manage a balance of condensed knowledge.
@Jon-qf6qg
@Jon-qf6qg 3 ай бұрын
The guy who jumps back and forth between blender and like 3 other programs, which all cost hundreds of dollars each.
@cirmoscicajaaaj
@cirmoscicajaaaj 3 ай бұрын
Blender compositing tutorial step 1: buy Nuke 😂
@xenird
@xenird 2 ай бұрын
Piracy
@OmniTAF
@OmniTAF 2 ай бұрын
substance painter, etc. Oh i hate that
@QkayDG
@QkayDG 3 ай бұрын
The one with an Indian accent, bad mic, loud industrial fan, mouse clicks in the background, and is perfectly explaining what you were looking cor
@Annatar3019
@Annatar3019 3 ай бұрын
You forgot the guy who spends the first 10 minutes of the video doing a life update about his newborn child or the car crash he was recently in, and then has the actual tutorial in the last 5 minutes of the video.
@kaksspl
@kaksspl 2 ай бұрын
That's why Guru's videos are so long. I swear, I rage quit when he started talking about his wife's favourite way to drink tea.
@MasterCorneilous
@MasterCorneilous 3 ай бұрын
"guy who's actually helpful" we need more people like you on this platform.
@Monkeymario.
@Monkeymario. 3 ай бұрын
Tho I like Search Bar Tutorials!
@TheJackalxy
@TheJackalxy 3 ай бұрын
Then you want BlenderSecrets👌
@MasterCorneilous
@MasterCorneilous 3 ай бұрын
@@Monkeymario. Yeah but the search bar tutorials suck. They never teach me how to get the actual results I need and the results I get just leads to other bad blender tutorials so. Yeah it's a gamble . And doesn't always guarantee to get what you wanted. At least on Google and what not. On KZbin. It's a bit. Different. And I mean how do I even find the videos if I never search them? That's like. Searching. "How to draw a cat" and the results is a 1 second video and in the video it says. "Look it up" even though literally that's what you just did. So that makes no sense. It's contradictory. A loop.
@seanposkea
@seanposkea 3 ай бұрын
Helpful videos take a lot of time and work to make and they just have to take time 10 to 30 mins to really explain something. Nobody clicks on those videos 'cuz we live in a TikTok world, so some kid making a crap 2 min video of modeling a gun gets a million clicks and pushes the good stuff to the bottom of the algorithm.
@MasterCorneilous
@MasterCorneilous 3 ай бұрын
@@seanposkea exactly. That's why it's hard to find good tutorials
@lunondisposable5382
@lunondisposable5382 3 ай бұрын
BlenderSecrets: here's a really useful tip explained in way too short of a video so you'll need to rewatch it over and over again (honestly tho that guy is great)
@whynotanyting
@whynotanyting 3 ай бұрын
I'd prefer that. At some point it will click/get internalized and the last thing you want is a 10 minute video you have to scrub through/search through the transcript to find the one bit of info you needed. Alternatively, take notes, but I'm terrible at organizing mine.
@seanposkea
@seanposkea 3 ай бұрын
@@whynotanyting By the e-book. Its not cheap, like $40 or something, but ALL of them are their in a searchable hotlink format. Its well worth it
@luizmourabr
@luizmourabr 2 ай бұрын
Blender Secrets is SO GOOD
@Furebel
@Furebel 3 ай бұрын
I spent zero money on blender - no paid courses, no paid addons, never spent a penny. I never had to. I learned blender by just finding tutorials and timelapses on things I wanted to learn. 8 years ago I started work in a small company and been working in Blender professionally ever since. You guys can do it. There's no need to get expensive courses on making just one thing if you're persistent enough. What will really get you a pro is PRACTICE! Do things, work constantly, challenge yourselves and if you hit a wall, look for issues how to solve them, or ask on the internet. Blender community is full of nice people who only want help, even if sometimes you will hit on someone full of himself, most people will do their best to help you. You just need patience.
@zamzamidaffa8174
@zamzamidaffa8174 3 ай бұрын
Tysm for the motivation mann i was given up already but i think i gonna hop on to blender again
@tttttttttttttttp12
@tttttttttttttttp12 2 ай бұрын
​​@@zamzamidaffa8174 if you need recommendations for channels to watch to get better, I'd suggest Polyfyord, Polygon Runway, and Blender Guru. They're all cracked at blender, have useful info in every video, and are great at communicating it.
@kaksspl
@kaksspl 2 ай бұрын
Easy to say "just practice". Stuff I want to make is way out of my league and stuff I can do is ugly, boring and uninteresting for me. I'm just going to stick to what I like to do and draw.
@Furebel
@Furebel 2 ай бұрын
@@kaksspl never said it's easy, all I mean to say is that practice and challenges are what will make you skilled at this program. You can't just throw yourself into deep waters, you have to start small, and when you hit a wall, look for answers online on how to overcome them. The way I was learning is that I found out what blender can do, and decided to do at least one thing for each and every one of these functions. Modeling, rendering, simple animation, vfx, making shaders, everything came in with time. And it will take time. And it won't be pretty at the beginning. But since you're already a painter, you already know that. Your first drawings ever surely weren't stellar either, right?
@notstandingwithukraine9478
@notstandingwithukraine9478 2 ай бұрын
With the rise of AI you will soon be unemployed.. just no future in 3D
@skmgeek
@skmgeek 3 ай бұрын
Timestamps: 0:00 Ian Hubert 0:21 The Course Salesman 0:59 The Guy Who Explains Nothing 1:26 Every CGMatter Video 1:52 The AI Voice Tutorial 2:07 The Search Bar Tutorial 2:34 Blender Guru 2:57 The Overthinker 3:41 The Guy Who Takes An Hour To Explain Simple Things 4:02 The Guy Who's Actually Helpful
@kevinkiggs
@kevinkiggs Ай бұрын
You forgot the guy who has super advanced personal work on his channel but only has tutorials for ultra basic things
@IzikDigitalArt
@IzikDigitalArt 3 ай бұрын
THAT LAST GUY STILL TAUGHT ME SOMETHING NEW
@XpIMBOREDXP
@XpIMBOREDXP 3 ай бұрын
Began having an anxiety attack at the guy that explains nothing with the rapid clicking. The flashbacks....
@sixteenbynein1338
@sixteenbynein1338 3 ай бұрын
The guy who tells you exactly which values he inputs for everything, leaving you knowing how to do the exact same simulation and nothing else
@matchc0635
@matchc0635 3 ай бұрын
My gripe about blender tutorials is 80% of them are so filled with slop to a point I would rather pull up the thing itself and let my brain fumble with the function I was trying to learn about
@trajectoryunown
@trajectoryunown 3 ай бұрын
That last one is actually helpful. I learned how the hotkey to do that bevel trick I've been seeing, and I learned how to skin things. Amazing how useful a short video can be when people just _get to the point._
@historyrhymes1701
@historyrhymes1701 3 ай бұрын
You forgot the passive aggressive give , who also gives pretty good live advice
@995hz
@995hz 3 ай бұрын
aryan
@wolvAUS
@wolvAUS 3 ай бұрын
Aryan? You mean the wannabe nazi who’s obsessed with culture war garbage on his Twitter? Have some self respect guys, you can do better.
@wolvAUS
@wolvAUS 3 ай бұрын
Aryan posts a lot of questionable material involving a short Austrian man from WW2
@isaiahdaniels5643
@isaiahdaniels5643 3 ай бұрын
@@ratastic Royal Skies is the best blender channel change my mind.
@Wenedi
@Wenedi 3 ай бұрын
The search bar tutorial gives me serious 2013 vibes
@bird9188
@bird9188 3 ай бұрын
I genuinely hate it when I click on a blender tutorial, and the "tutorial" is just the guy trying to sell me their addon or trying to sell me their 60€ asset pack. It's an ad that is disguised as a video and that is scummy
@seanposkea
@seanposkea 3 ай бұрын
He'll give you your money back for watching 20 seconds of his video. Why is is "scummy" to promote an add-on that the guy probably spent 6 months making and is selling it for a fraction of what a corporation would ask for it?
@bird9188
@bird9188 3 ай бұрын
@@seanposkea because it pretends to be a tutorial that teaches you something
@OrbitalCookie
@OrbitalCookie 2 ай бұрын
But don't you want to buy his script that adds decals?
@Villager_U
@Villager_U 2 ай бұрын
I hate that so much.....
@aregulargenericname8794
@aregulargenericname8794 2 ай бұрын
Lemme guess, you also do that too? ​@@seanposkea
@Acrux3D
@Acrux3D 2 ай бұрын
You know you’ve seen them all-the “this will be a quick tutorial” guy who ends up rambling for 20 minutes, and the “I just threw this together” artist whose work looks like it took months! These stereotypes are spot on and way too relatable!
@annflorczyk3922
@annflorczyk3922 Ай бұрын
4:37 That was actually so helpful, that I learnt something new
@zhasilo
@zhasilo 3 ай бұрын
And the add-on/asset salesman title: "How to make a brick wall in Blender X.X" video: usage guide of thier brick wall generator add-on
@Lumely1
@Lumely1 3 ай бұрын
You can laugh at Blender Guru because of his 14 hours tutorial and how it is complicated, but he's also the guy how made me start blending. Probably the guy how made us all start blending. Blender is so intimidating for beginners, newcomers who have no idea how 3D works. I was a newcomer, and Blender Guru taught me how to use blender in such an efficient way, he might have started my career. I'm still a beginner, but I think it's a passion at this point that I've got.
@clonemace
@clonemace 3 ай бұрын
Yea I make fun of him but his career has helped like 10,000,000+ people
@sumicmusic
@sumicmusic 3 ай бұрын
I don't think this video is making fun of anyone though
@paulsaulpaul
@paulsaulpaul 3 ай бұрын
Same here. I did his anvil tutorial too (it's like twice as long as the 4.0 donut tutorial). He commented in one of the anvil videos that some bro dude business type guy at a professional networking event said something like, "You're that Blender guy? You sure do get serious about those anvils... Like all your videos are about anvils." He said he was a bit embarrassed by that encounter.
@henryfleischer404
@henryfleischer404 3 ай бұрын
I just read the manual... But I already knew how to use Autodesk Inventor and Rhinoceros before Blender.
@OptifexMusic
@OptifexMusic 3 ай бұрын
I got into blender by following his 3.0 Donut, it was peak
@imperfectimp
@imperfectimp 3 ай бұрын
I recently found a new type: the "this is not a tutorial" streamer who fully explain their process and what techniques are useful in which situations instead of just "here's how to add terminators to your topology now good luck figuring out when to use them"
@sandllc1361
@sandllc1361 3 ай бұрын
You forgot the guy that says "I'm not going to go over the hotkeys" leaves a button press indicator in the bottom left(that csgo surfers use) and goes fast with barely saying anything
@cheesepop7175
@cheesepop7175 3 ай бұрын
0:49 What's funny is that looks like a cash register
@originalpeasant8179
@originalpeasant8179 3 ай бұрын
The Pay-To-Win Add-On Blender Guru
@DayVxyz
@DayVxyz 2 ай бұрын
i felt that part at 2:41
@yestermans
@yestermans Ай бұрын
Sh- 🤫
@Morpholic3D
@Morpholic3D 3 ай бұрын
Okay, this is pretty funny. xD My toss in: The person who starts a sculpt and then edit jumps at one point to it finished with insane detail. "Sorry guys, something went wrong and I lost the rest of the footage but here's the finished piece." And it looks like a completely different model.
@neotrash7955
@neotrash7955 3 ай бұрын
the indian guy is missing
@yok99102
@yok99102 3 ай бұрын
20sec tutorial, dropped a whole 3-minutes ad of "Free" course
@kahlis_dev
@kahlis_dev 3 ай бұрын
I'm not a blender expert, and I'm pretty sure I'm not so much as beginner, I've crossed a lot of blender tutorials and can confirm that even in other languages the types of tutorials are real. And I did discovered something really cool at the end of this video
@renzesparza6281
@renzesparza6281 2 ай бұрын
I swear the ones using the text tool in the viewport have the most insane advice too. Theyll have you using soft body physics to make that waterbottle
@3DperspectiveJS
@3DperspectiveJS 3 ай бұрын
This is perfect. Also is it bad that I understood everything that the guy who explains nothing did lol
@vuxanov
@vuxanov 2 ай бұрын
Missing: - Geometry nodes guy with always dirty camera - Geometry nodes guy that you need a phd in physics to follow - Guy with painted nails doing blood tests in Blender
@jlbjlb4604
@jlbjlb4604 3 ай бұрын
Forgot the part when the person says 'And then you need to put something that is a key step of your modeling in order to make the (blah). Which you can simply do by purchasing (random ass thing that they created), implementing it into blender. As you can see, this has all the components - rendering, animation, and rigging, allowing us to make-'
@NekoSamaIru
@NekoSamaIru 3 ай бұрын
I have found a surprisingly high number of Blender users who don't realise the singular version of 'vertices' is 'vertex' and not 'vertice.' lol Even I got confused for a while, and had to double-check if I was the one who was wrong.
@papacci20
@papacci20 3 ай бұрын
“The Course Salesman” aka Blender Bros
@isaiahdaniels5643
@isaiahdaniels5643 3 ай бұрын
Those guys suck.
@OXnalyann
@OXnalyann 3 ай бұрын
"last updated 9/11/2001" Man that hasn't been updated in years 0:27
@lhagun
@lhagun 3 ай бұрын
you forgot the straight forward guy. they are the gems. " so this is how you bevel your object... BAM done. goodbye "
@foolserrand9715
@foolserrand9715 Ай бұрын
When you get used to tutorials and are knee deep into blender, just remember your new best friend The left and right arrow keys. Spam right, skim the video until you get to the information you need. Turns a 30 minute tutorial into a 5 minute look-through
@vapor_jem
@vapor_jem 3 ай бұрын
“And set the quality to level 9 so that your application crashes” is something I would say ☠️
@bastiandk7328
@bastiandk7328 3 ай бұрын
actually in the last one i would recommend using the curve drawing tool (yes thats a thing) you can draw freely in the air but it can also draw on objects, then quick convert to mesh and do what the video has shown.
@SkeletonSlacker
@SkeletonSlacker Ай бұрын
you know whats funny, "the guy who actually helps" actually helped me learn that.
@therealKrak
@therealKrak 3 ай бұрын
I have never seen the search bar tutorial type... Got a good laugh thanks! That already made my day. Btw the editing is top and this video just reminded me that the skin modifier really should have a parameter for its overall thickness.
@SkeleTonHammer
@SkeleTonHammer 3 ай бұрын
Guy who is whispering his overly excited intro like he doesn't want to wake his mom up "HHHHHWHATS UP" If you know you know
@olekanuriel9359
@olekanuriel9359 3 ай бұрын
instructions unclear i am now subscribed to this channel and writing a love letter to you. plus there is a default cube under my bed and i'm scared.
@OblivionFalls
@OblivionFalls 3 ай бұрын
The guy who spends 3 minutes doing an intro for something that should only take 5 seconds (i.e. helping you locate that button you read about on the help forum (because conveniently everyone forgot to mention which submenu it's hidden in)) followed by another 2 minutes of outro.
@that_guy1211
@that_guy1211 3 ай бұрын
this is the reason why i've been avoiding blender but also been forcing myself to get closer and closer to blender without actually learning it
@ambientlightofdarknesss4245
@ambientlightofdarknesss4245 3 ай бұрын
You forgot the guy who records his screen and just puts really loud music over it.
@AM-yk5yd
@AM-yk5yd 3 ай бұрын
I yet to understand appeal of "speed modeling" or "speed painting". Coming from watching speed runs I thought it will be vids where stuff is being made as quickly as possible in real time, not week of progress played at x40 speed
@LemarSullivan821
@LemarSullivan821 Ай бұрын
you forgot the indian guy with the heavy accent
@Oni_Animations
@Oni_Animations 3 ай бұрын
Dude this is sick! That last one was actually useful, thank you!
@SmartNoobSimply
@SmartNoobSimply 3 ай бұрын
Cities skylines backround was perfect
@SuperXzm
@SuperXzm 2 ай бұрын
"The guy who underestimates his power level" proceeds to use nothing but extrusion to make a photorealistic owl.
@AntonyCannon
@AntonyCannon 3 ай бұрын
I lost it at the Blender Guru. XD
@daniellee6912
@daniellee6912 3 ай бұрын
This is so accurate, especially the tutorials that show everything but explain absolutely nothing and you end up solving the problem but you don't know how to reproduce it because you have no clue how any of that works
@classicmax794
@classicmax794 3 ай бұрын
i feel like it should be noted that ian hubert's "moths add realism to anything" was an obvious joke from the start
@acacionarendraveda2365
@acacionarendraveda2365 21 күн бұрын
You forgot the guy who uploads blender shorts that explains things better and helps you learn more than actual blender tutorials
@TinyDeskEngineer
@TinyDeskEngineer 3 ай бұрын
The worst part of the search bar tutorial is that Blender's own video editing functionality, as limited as it is compared to dedicated video editing software, would still be sufficient to make a much more high-quality tutorial.
@henryfleischer404
@henryfleischer404 3 ай бұрын
I didn't know about the skin modifier, looks handy. I've used Blender for a bit over 1K hours.
@sm3dwplessie765
@sm3dwplessie765 3 ай бұрын
I’m almost a tenth of the way to 1K hours and still barely know anything!
@Atmors_Arts
@Atmors_Arts 3 ай бұрын
Blender Version 2.81 in 2024 is Crazy. But very good video. Only the Ian Hubert part pisses me of. He´s a fkn legend.
@theroman_architect
@theroman_architect 3 ай бұрын
wait that last bit is genuinely useful thanks
@HellecticMojo
@HellecticMojo Ай бұрын
this is the kind of thing that really make you appreciate good teachers.
@SZ1NA_
@SZ1NA_ 3 ай бұрын
you forgot the "buy this addon, you cant live without it even tho its just a pie menu"
@FluxOhHai
@FluxOhHai 3 ай бұрын
unhelpfull video, took me 2 days to do step one of the guide.. great videoo sir! many laughs had!
@michaeldeloatch7461
@michaeldeloatch7461 3 ай бұрын
Oh my flippin' heckin' gosh you have nailed them all! I am glad it is not just me who gets annoyed with all that noise.
@RasmodeusQ
@RasmodeusQ 2 ай бұрын
this checks out, then you got the small niche channels that try to consolidate too much, and find out that the reason no one does that is because it eventually gets outdated.
@Rushsiko
@Rushsiko 3 ай бұрын
4:07 (this is for me because the way i do this is way more complicated)
@vaineislive4798
@vaineislive4798 2 ай бұрын
dude i never watched a better blender video lmao the helpfull was actually really helpfull i usually do curves but the skin modifier on the edges sounds faster and more satisfying XD
@mrofnoctonod
@mrofnoctonod 3 ай бұрын
Got to do the minecraft background music and the reality-busting, physics destroying nodes of Cartesian Caramel. Catch phrase "I'll allow that" lol Well done!
@jasonkong6968
@jasonkong6968 3 ай бұрын
I laughed my ass off with the speeded up one. Too accurrate.
@shadestylediabouros2757
@shadestylediabouros2757 2 ай бұрын
I didn't even reach the crash your computer part, because the instant he said to put a subdivision surface on a cylender, I burst into ugly laughter.
@kawauchi2918
@kawauchi2918 2 ай бұрын
royal skies: actually explains the one specific thing you want to know in one minute
@_haida42
@_haida42 3 ай бұрын
You forgot the guy who add millions of bevels without wincing geometry so it’s all ngons
@chrisfox9492
@chrisfox9492 Ай бұрын
You forgot the one showing you screenshots of their material node mess "and that's how I solved the problem you were desperately searching for." Thanks man
@spam_1997
@spam_1997 2 ай бұрын
the search bar tutorials always tell you how to solve the most obscure problems that for some reason only you seem to be getting.
@archi4u
@archi4u 3 ай бұрын
Cg matter video and the guy who's actually helpful are the best, straight to the point.
@kompaktkat
@kompaktkat 3 ай бұрын
Course salesman is Josh Gambrell
@brumptychipmunksey361
@brumptychipmunksey361 13 күн бұрын
Can't believe we get an actual prize at the end for sitting through everybody else
@morgen3369
@morgen3369 2 ай бұрын
The last part "helpful guy" was pretty funny considering you can do a shape like that on a more controlled and modifiable curve with the curve tool xD. This was really funny, especially "guy who sells blender course" part.
@Jasper-32
@Jasper-32 3 ай бұрын
My most hated tutorial is when they voice over the whole process.
@SisterEgeria
@SisterEgeria 19 күн бұрын
The notepad tutorials are ALWAYS the best working
@scat1407
@scat1407 2 ай бұрын
i am agonized that the last one actually helped with a project LMAO
@TheMainDane
@TheMainDane Ай бұрын
Those tutorials with the old ass stone age light grey UI😐
@rosemarythesheep8272
@rosemarythesheep8272 3 ай бұрын
I don't even use blender but for some reason every once in a while youtube recommends me blender related videos. God bless you people i could never do that
@sweatygreasestudio
@sweatygreasestudio 3 ай бұрын
I don't know that search bar guys are exist 😂
@Arufi000
@Arufi000 3 ай бұрын
notepad guys are cooler
@sweatygreasestudio
@sweatygreasestudio 3 ай бұрын
@@Arufi000 Agree fr 🤣
@WillDa713
@WillDa713 Ай бұрын
Glad to see from the Fusion community that the Blender community isn't doing any better. Strength to you all, someday we'll find the perfect tutorial.
@quarryspanish
@quarryspanish 3 ай бұрын
The Blender Guru stammer laughs in between talking was wholesomely accurate 😂
@Ander0072originalv2
@Ander0072originalv2 Ай бұрын
This is why written tutorials are just superior to all others. They're concise, they do not waste time. Should you suspect they do waste your time, it's easier to glaze your eyes across the whole article in an arbitrary amount of time, as opposed to being sunk into at least 10 minutes of your life in a video.
@stoef
@stoef 3 ай бұрын
CGMatter is so accurate. One of the reasons why i love to watch his videos is that he's one of the few guys where I don't immediately set the speed to 2x
@konsta3220
@konsta3220 Ай бұрын
Blender Guru was so spot on, but you forgot the part where he starts shilling NFTs
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