Blind Kung-Fu Master

[@Mason58654]

From alleyways, to the old west, to castle dungeons, and ultimately to outer space; the Blind Kung-Fu Master sure gets around a lot despite his blindness, doesn't he?

[@freespeechisdead1565]

Bobby has a very super natural way of throwing his body. In any of the sketches where he jumps or throws himself he literally defies gravity. He seems to fly or float rather than fall.

[@SporeTres]

Pretty sure the spinning kicks are done by a stunt double. He is larger than Bobby.

[@Slashtap]

even without the jokes bobby's voice was enough to keep me laughing

[@bigbearfuzzums7027]

His best character! Lol

[@medexamtoolscom]

Certainly better than the uh oh hot dog guy.

[@Cheshyrgrin]

Trang Do!!!

[@eddywardster]

"Theres nothing more dangerous than giving an old man a remote" Yeah dangerous...to him.

[@jumptothebeats96]

I think the blind kung fu master's awesomeness isn't from his fighting prowess; it's because he's so damn indestructible! (Case in point: Falling down an air shaft, only to reappear at the door a few seconds later)

[@carloblank]

"Metal man prepare to feel my wood." Mora: Laughing... Your Wood... Laughing KM:" Wood Stick... Your so imature.. hahaha..

[@freespeechisdead1565]

13 years, no reply...let's fix that

[@medexamtoolscom]

You'd laugh at a fart joke probably.

[@Coentjemons]

This dude is really funny. He should start a podcast.

[@BeardGuy-vz8tn]

When he starts flipping and throwing punches at her, I lose it every time. 🤣😂

[@jaydenyoung1433]

Bobby lee is so fucking funny as the blind kung fu master 😂

[@ca280491]

"what do you think of that ?" "nothing i can't see !" XD

[@jesseraspler3700]

Watching MadTV for a while. Just discovered blind kungfu master. So funny!!

[@medexamtoolscom]

Also, Mora should have actually rightfully gotten pretty damn worried when at 1:57 he got back up to her room THAT fast after falling into that shaft. He may seem silly, but that goes beyond what any normal person could have done.

[@LaDracul]

-Robot comes in and smashes a cinderblock- Mora: What do you think of that? Blind Kung Fu Master: Nothing, I can't see. :D

[@penzman]

His blind eye contact lense was on the other eye in another sketch I just watched. 🤣

[@SarcasticPossum]

And to think,he saved the world 10 years ago...

[@hippy282]

Blind Kung-Fu Master needs his own show

[@ultimathewarrior]

He who uses the wild panther often finds it is the panther who uses him. Mora: Who said that? It is I! The Blink Kung Fu master!

[@christopaci70]

It's time to fight technology with technology"behold my sumo blade" this is a flashlight isn't, this part really cracks me up 😂😂😂

[@natsudragneel9554]

Prepare to feel my wood

[@cartooncentral263]

Hahahaha! "Your wood"!

[@djrotom6375]

Comedy 3000 wood stick! Wood stick! You are so imacure

[@aquaanimeangel]

NEVER underestimate the power of a blind man!!

[@havemercy4345]

Bobby Lee is fucking hilarious and should write an autobiography or have someone do it for him.

[@craigharrison5406]

"Metal man preapare to feel my wood" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ektalon]

That’s a stellar job with the robot makeup, most makeup artists would cover the whole face, but not Mr. Efficiency!

[@rudeboi6502]

They got 1 thing right: We have a black president XD

[@japaneboy]

Princess Mora, you are the butterfly and I am the net....*door closes*.........you didn't get any of that did you?

[@USMCGHOST420]

"What did you think of that?" "Nothing i can't see" 😅🤣

[@ieatdigimon]

It's a flashlight, isn't it? Yes. DAMN THOSE SCIENTISTS! THEY'RE ALWAYS MESSING WITH THE BLIND GUY!

[@FantasiusTriton1993]

One thing that this sketch did predict right it's this.....we got a black president.

[@u.v.s.5583]

Our president was black? They didn't tell me when I voted for him that he was black. And I can't see, I'm blind! And now we had a black president.

[@shaddr_4975]

Gotta respect the OG content

[@extraterrestrealthecoppere4704]

6 years later... still no sign of Princess Mora...🤷🏾‍♂️

[@u.v.s.5583]

She fell in an air shaft and probably died. That's why there is no sign of her.

[@graciegj63]

Torgo? As in *Manos: Hands of fate* Torgo. Lol

[@ShadowKrom]

"there is nothing more dangerous than giving an old man a remote" LOL xD

[@avsnick19]

haha in all the blind kung-fu master skits, he runs into somethin at the end. bobby lee is the best :)

[@khalid124578]

"your jourrneeey will end here, DRAGON ATTACK!"

[@TheTsar1918]

There's nothing more dangerous than giving an old man a remote...prepare to die...lmao

[@WikiSorcerer]

I like the giggling noises he makes.

[@taekkyun]

I wish they could bring kung fu theater back!

[@ThatMexicanBrian]

Lol I think he switches which eye Is blind each skit making it funnier lol

[@matthewhunter4698]

"Dammit, those scientists! They're always screwing with the blind guy!"

[@GreenPencil305]

Bobby Lee: Blind Kung Fu Master Crista Flanagan: Princess Mora Jordan Peele: President Torgo Frank Caeti: Robot 3082-X

[@Enzoz122]

lol after he pushed her down the Air Shaft he sould have said " After I think about it... that air shaft was a pretty good idea!!!"

[@Wakka12321]

I love Bobby Lee!

[@Shao_Thanh]

i mean come on, why is there an open air shaft on the bridge? who designed it? me? rofl this vid is hilarious and one of the best moments of mad tv

[@deppcarter]

i love crista, she is so amazing!!!!

[@acecmopu17]

well theyre spoofing it, the entire skit is so star wars themed

[@phineasndani]

'what do you think of that?' 'Nothing I can't see' :D:D:D:D

[@IkeWest]

He who uses the wild panther up and finds it is the panther who uses him. Man thats funny.

[@mossgeorge2001]

So he stopped her. Praise be to The Blind Kung Fu Master. Let's reward him with some laser surgery for his blindness.

[@igor7000]

bro looks older here than he does today

[@hardcore30]

Absolutely brilliant!!

[@onikinhas]

couldn't get me more than giggles..

[@joniijpn]

"Dragon ATTACK! - ghghg ta tuntun cha chun hai aiaiaiahahhhhh" hahaha

[@fideltoscano]

Mora: wat do u think of that? Master: nothing, i cant see

[@fideltoscano]

Master: this is a flash light, isnt it? Mora: yes. Master:DAMN IT, THOSE SCIENTISTS ARE ALWAYS SCREWING WITH THE BLIND GUY!!!! LMMFAO

[@Schetten]

truly a classic

[@qualityoverq]

DAMMIT those science guys always screwinw with the old man

[@diegobareno5820]

Fun Fact: I didn’t see this video until it was already 2013

[@foolam1]

that hilarious bobbie lee rock!

[@BuTLaO]

the video is very funny!! make a number two and make is very funny!

[@nightowl685]

even as some kinda evil klingon thing, she is sooooooooooooooooooooo cute!

[@Stroble45]

the jokes is what makes it funny

[@johnrahman7698]

It's now 2023 and we still don't have spaceships.

[@Papatorrejano]

How many sketches with this character were aired? I can't stop laughing at his quotes. Anyone notices his wig falling apart, seen all over the floor LOL.

[@CCootauco]

That entrance sting is quite accurate

[@okgofan8]

highlight the thing by embed (looks like random letters)right across the video screen. copy and paste it onto the edit profile, and save and it will come up

[@WoDeTian1993]

IT IS I THE BLIND KUNG FU MASTER!

[@MrMrUm]

i just realised he always says "something, something, something....im blind!"

[@SargDunn]

that first statement that the kung fu master said was like one of those soviet jokes...

[@ManweArcadio]

I love the black dude. He has that stupid eye glass for no reason. It makes me laugh soooo hard. lol

[@mannynorris4124]

anyone here from JK?

[@jeenpyoh]

manny norris jk sqaud

[@forrestc3]

"what do you think of that?" "nothing i cant see"

[@An1meFan]

i juste love he's laugh when he get the remote control XD

[@bartolemeo]

Bobby Lee rocks ;)

[@fideltoscano]

IT IS I! THE BLIND KUNG FU MASTA!!!

[@DarkIce555]

"wood stick!you r so imature.you would probably laugh at fart joke too probably." hahaha...

[@residenthiro]

It is i, THE BLIND KUNG FU MASTER !!!

[@Tiyong55]

it is iiiiiiiiiii the blind kung fu masterrrrr

[@baole96]

I JUST LOVE THE F***ING MUSIC WHEN HE COMES IN XD THUNAHNAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[@KB-im2dj]

It happened 6 years later.

[@amjadken]

IT IS IIIIIIIIII

[@cartooncentral263]

That robot looks like a Cyberman.

[@chromatosechannel]

"Metal man, prepare.. to feel.. my wood." LMAO.

[@CeroAshura]

this is so gooooodd!!!

[@wr70beh]

he who uses the wild panther often finds that it's the panther that uses him.....

[@TheLichking98]

The ending is always the best

[@BrainGig]

HAHAHHA bobby lee rawk on! anyone noticed that the "robot's" reflection can stil b seen aft bobby jumped thru the glass? lol.

[@Cyberstiks]

It is I........the blind kung fu master!

[@JMarwah]

I'm gonna watch this in 2 months and be like 'REAALLLLYYYYY?!?!?!?!!?' when the guy says 'In the year 2013...' !!!!

[@top10ers694]

I want mad tv back

[@absolutegimp]

Hey that's only 5 years away! omg Save us!

[@MrSmallbro]

great im at the kung fu part of youtube again

[@gabechoi1758]

I'm watching this in 2999

[@AlanHollow]

This is a flashlight, isn't it?

[@Kanru]

for more blind kung-fu master, just look at the side panel there. Other people have uploaded the other ones

[@BIKE_TIME]

hahaha the best part is right after he throws the chick down the air shaft, he places the remoto over some table....how the hell did he know that it was there? hahahaha

[@KannyValentine]

Bobby Lee. Ur crazy

[@drumsetman19]

behold my solar blade!

[@blindkungfumasta]

IT IS I THE BLIND KUNG FU MASTAA

[@dwarfminerwillie]

lol that dragon attack thing was kinda cool to