Mad Tv- 3 minute meal compiliation

A compiliation of 3 minute meal segments on Mad Tv

[@pilotcritic]

It's been 10 years since I've seen this and the "WILL YOU STOP THE CLOCK WHILE I LOOK FOR MY FINNGGEERRRR???!!!!!" still made me laugh til I cried

[@NoneYuh-kg1qz]

Sadistic sense of humor

[@NoneYuh-kg1qz]

Sadistic af@@johncheetham4607

[@phousefilms]

"Do we have any water? How about some ICE?!!" XD!

[@Savid-xv6tl]

I've NEVER laughed so hard at the sound of a ticking clock😂😂😂

[@NoneYuh-kg1qz]

Sadistic sense of humor

[@97warlock]

"just stop that ticking ----- JUST STOP THAT TICKING!!!! " 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

[@normalnorma4868]

There are days like this! You push along but at some point you eventually break down, I love her positive attitude, she’s hilarious

[@St4r_Z0mb13]

F me this is so real, --not long til I kill myself--

[@St4r_Z0mb13]

What happens when your whole life is like this?

[@primesc5838]

​@@St4r_Z0mb13you got it man im also currently going through hell in life and i come to these madtv skits to bring me some sort of happiness. Whatever u got going on i hope it gets better

[@ABCEasyas--]

I was an intern at a newspaper, and cranking out each issue was almost like this.

[@TheNewRobotMaster]

What year 1956?

[@KC-dx4qt]

Found the newsie

[@n.alstin]

"Dirty bloody tuna" the British cuisine.

[@tommybutler731]

I'm on her side. That clock makes me think the room's gonna fill with poison gas in three minutes.

[@wmd40]

My mom and i used to always watch 30 Minute Meals and when they started doing this sketch on MAD it became one of our faves. Thanks so much for uploading it 😊

[@freshlysqueez3d]

I love that there were some perfectly ripe bananas on the shelf the whole time haha

[@itskhaotic]

No matter how many times I want this I am always in tears LOL

[@MrEricblane]

Damn in 30 seconds her frozen icecream turned into burning hot cream. One hell of a microwave

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

Crista Flanagan must be rich af.

[@vsgfilmgroup]

Why, it's almost as if the producers replaced her residential-grade microwave with some kind of industrial incinerator for a cruel joke! :D

[@LeoneLaTwerk2]

Yup. Now we figured out they love torturing her.

[@ABCEasyas--]

Try it at home using your own microwave. 30 seconds would be more than enough to make the ice cream turn to soup.

[@vsgfilmgroup]

@@ABCEasyas-- Soup hot enough to scald? Press X to doubt.

[@erikandrus4387]

The first meal I feel so bad for her, the second one - I am like, how does the actress keep herself from laughing? I would have been fired for not keeping a straight face.

[@sweettanner6752]

😂

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

I think some of the crying sounds might have been her letting out some laughter, but disguising it

[@ronnibaehr466]

My favorites: "Do we have a nutcracker? How about some ice?" "WILL YOU STOP THAT CLOCK WHILE I LOOK FOR MY FINGER?!" "You know, it's a... it's really difficult to open mayonnaise... when your fingers are covered in your own blood, and your... and your head is filled with the endless ticking of a stupid sound EFFECT!"

[@PIB2000]

Just stop that ticking! *JUST STOP THAT TICKING!*

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

Crista Flanagan would be PERFECT for a murder movie series!

[@Gamingnstuff131]

I was dying! 🤣

[@BatmanFan76]

3:47 *WILL YOU STOP THE CLOCK WHILE I LOOK FOR MY FINGER?!* 7:48 Just stop that ticking. *JUST STOP THAT TICKING!!!*

[@robertaverill936]

LMAO

[@mysticseraph2213]

I wish they'd made more of these skits because they're absolutely hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@raindropsneverfall]

I feel so bad for her! :(

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

Me too! BABE!!!

[@J3rr3LL]

As a kid, I felt terrible for her.😅

[@debarghyaroy9948]

Gosh I feel so sorry for Wendy and yet I am convulsed with laughter....😢😂😢😂

[@fallouthirteen]

Man, don't know why but something that's simultaneously funny and stressful makes good comedy.

[@DJKinney]

No shit.

[@kingmeech5238]

I SWEAR THIS ALMOST GAVE ME A HERAT ATTACK FROM LAUGHING SO HARD😅😂

[@NoneYuh-kg1qz]

Sadistic sense of humor

[@caligulaprobablemente]

WE'RE GONNA USE THIS SOUND EFFECT

[@brucew3693]

Bobby's laugh is so unique and stand out that u could identify him right away lol

[@GarrettLoganGriffin]

Crista Flanagan was among the best cast members MadTV ever had.

[@marissasue319]

❣

[@GarrettLoganGriffin]

@@marissasue319 ❤️

[@therockazoid]

Considering they had like 3 good ones then sure. She was among them.

[@ghostchick5275]

MadTV had a HUGE cast of amazing people. Quit trolling.

[@GarrettLoganGriffin]

@@ghostchick5275 I assume you’re talking to the dude who said there were only 3 good ones? Because I agree. They had tons of them.

[@Gamingnstuff131]

“We’ll just let the ice cream cool down a little bit!” “The hot dogs are frozen and the grill is hot! It just doesn’t make any sense!” “Anybody have a can opener? Anybody? Nobody?”

[@norgodian]

It is epic when she goes "STOP THAT CLOCK WHILE I LOOK FOR MY FINGER!!!!" and when she imitates the ticking sound "TIC TAC, TIC TAC...!" whith such a expression in the face JAJAJAJA

[@michaelkadunce3155]

norgodian.

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

Imitation is the sexiest form of flattery

[@crabbubbles1161]

When she hit her head that took me over the top....that's something I've done while cooking...think it was an open cupboard door 😆

[@jase123111]

I know this is not real, but I always feel so sorry for that lady!

[@DJKinney]

The producers truly gave this lovely home cook a tough time.

[@ZettaZmexy]

"Those are not crushed walnuts. They are in the shell- I have three minutes to do this, and I can't crush the walnuts......." Best. MadTV. Scetch. Evah.

[@goldenblue8991]

I miss this show :(

[@NotBrianStelter]

My life feels like this every day. I hear it. The tic tic ticking…

[@ThatBearHasMoxie]

"It burns! The ice cream burns!!"

[@louboii89]

Watching on Valentine's Day 2024 ! 😂😂

[@robinsonc976]

I always found this skit brilliant! Wendy deserves a comeback

[@transcubadam]

I can't explain what is so funny about this, but it makes me laugh so hard that I hurt... Thank you, turtle1567, for uploading!

[@xendurian8217]

+Centrist Transman All comedy is derived from misery...

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

@@xendurian8217 Misery is comedy.

[@Damaged7]

Crista is really good at playing characters that elicit sympathy. Another great one is Luanne Lockheart, the stand up comedian she does.

[@kidkique]

Schadenfreude

[@iamace2583]

longest 3 mins of her life

[@teaspoon5476]

There's no ice! ICE!!!

[@idk_gorl]

These 3 minute meals kill me Lmao. She always ends up bleeding

[@robertaverill936]

Destroys me every time I watch it..😁😂😆

[@RossJr8604]

The tuna melt one is the funniest!

[@PIB2000]

"Okay, we gotta get ready for the show! Did you crush the walnuts?" "Hell no!" "Good! And how's the ice cream?" "Frozen solid, sir!" "Perfect! I hope you didn't forget the ice!" "Silly me, I tooootally forgot!" "Great! How about the ticking?" "Set to max volume, sir!" "Now this is going to be entertaining."

[@J3rr3LL]

Cruel.

[@ratinacage9306]

"Did you forget the ice?" "No sir, I remembered not to bring it."

[@Aerodeth]

@@ratinacage9306 "Th...these are the walnuts? *Sniff!* Those are not crushed walnuts! Theyre in the shell, I have 3 minutes to do this *SOB!* and I dont have time to crush the walnuts!!" "Please, bitch! It took you less than 3 minutes to fuck our pool boy while I was driving our son home from soccer practice! NOW CRUSH THOSE WALNUTS LIKE YOU CRUSHED THESE NUTS!!"

[@fritz6600]

The humor is legendary!

[@xebatansis]

I love Bobbys laugh in the background. Live sketches are awesome!

[@boysponge705]

Her favorite words are "Stop" and "OK".

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

The in-universe Food Network employees must've observed old episodes of _Paul Timberman's Workshop_ and must've made _3 Minute Meal_ interstitials to make Wendy Walker rush every recipe and injure herself in the process 😮

[@akashaVSenkil]

lmaooo OMG I love it!!! I love the cheery tone no matter what's happening! lmaaaaaooooo

[@Alex-lv7mz]

One of the best skits from madtv, love it 😂

[@pushingdasies1]

I feel bad for christa always being the but of the jokes, but she always did it so well

[@charlesconnolly8435]

she definitely sold the pain a true professional every time i saw the wendy walker sketches i felt so bad for her.

[@97warlock]

strangley, ive shown this to a few freinds & they barely cracka smile. .to me, almost every line has me cracking up

[@wajdaz]

This is Epic! I spit my tea 2 times on the monitor while watching this xD

[@pams1991]

Oh I felt so bad for her. I feel so guilty laughing! lol

[@georgetsonis3163]

What cracked me up the most in the first skit was that she had 2 perfectly good bananas on the counter 😂😂😂

[@davidpiacenti2601]

Flanagan's "Eat Less, Move More" bit is twice as funny.

[@97warlock]

easily may all time favorite skits

[@tpreigns9338]

I like how the camera focused on the finger line it was one of the ingredients.

[@Blueknightex]

Nice! but they're in the wrong order though, the first one was after the second one. So it's the other way around.

[@Damaged7]

You're missing one sketch but thanks for these.

[@ericpowells3425]

It’s her wheezing for me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@donmoore7785]

Will you STOP the clock while I look for my finger? HA HA

[@97warlock]

They need to bring this show Back imo

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

Agreed, Fox late night can't be complete without it.

[@jborrego2406]

No to many sjw , would freak out

[@egyptsflame8368]

I miss this show soooo much!

[@jamesd2021]

They had a lot of skits over the years with this exact premise. People getting horribly injured on tv shows.

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

So this was a female Paul Timberman, but more emotionally stressed?

[@xFlareLeon]

​@@JasonDelarosa2000Paul Timberman was funny because he kept his composure throughout. John Madden was funny because he was unsympathetic. I've never seen the humor in the 3-Minute Meal skits because the poor woman is trying her best and things go wrong for her at evey turn.

[@kevindelaurentis8666]

Mad TV was a million times better than SNL. Always was, always will be.

[@Boobytrap85]

I like this actress.

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

I'm in love with her...

[@terrenceferguson5110]

I was in stitches from start to finish 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stephenchase7711]

lol, 3 sketches in one!! Oh, and congragulations on earning almost 292,800 worldwide views!!

[@FallenAngel1508]

these are so funny, crista is great!!!

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

and gorgeous

[@diytom3448]

Fine we’re just gonna have tuna and bread

[@Name92391]

Mad TV is brilliant and timeless I laughed so hard...

[@marissasue319]

@ 9:44 - 9:52 😂🤣😂🤣😂 that lil jump at the end 😁

[@jeremesmith9266]

If you like this, look up “Cooking for one” on MadTV

[@gernhartreinholzen3992]

From frozen solid to boiling hot in 30 seconds? Goddaym, that's a good microwave!

[@VLP_123]

Boy, they just had it out for her, didn't they? Rachel Ray would NOT approve. LAWL!!

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

We need Crista Flanagan on Rachael Ray to make a three-minute meal; yelling and cussing included - like on _MADtv_

[@Kyla94934]

This was fantastic acting 😂😂

[@invictuz4803]

I don't think you can put two pieces together and call it a compilation.

[@junlizhu2312]

InvictuZ indeed

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

This was before they finally made the third sketch; which was a Michigan/Ohio State college football-themed tailgate disaster.

[@Jay-qn2ns]

Ive never laughed so hard in my life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in 2023

[@catthough]

Hahaha... This is super duper hilarious>.<

[@Lelozinms]

dirty bloody tuna HAHAHAHAa

[@insulareshdxo9454]

Is someone looking for ice? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@am74cg]

this is exactly how working fast food feels

[@sasisandy]

hahahahahahahaha!!!! I love the "tic-tac"

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

Mhm. Tic-tac, tic-tac, tic-ta--

[@RexRockoRegnat]

After seeing this I actually want a hot ice cream soup with walnut shells, rotten dirty bananas and a bloody fingertip on top.

[@jacquelynn2051]

I love that fact that a banana spilt can really be made in 3 minutes…but not here😂

[@mattmayo3539]

6:32 when she throws the drawer I lost it. I’ve had that urge.

[@Raison_d-etre]

3:27 Perfectly fine bananas.

[@jovoorheescollinsmphbsnbch6245]

I'm dyin 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jarrodbarkley9061]

This gal is hysterical 😂😂

[@liliannakifflin6343]

Might as well call this show, ' Three minute sadistic meal.'

[@MrM0MO]

noticed how its a 3min meal in almost 5mins lol, just noticed

[@norgodian]

aaaah burn burn burn!!! oh god!!! JAJAJAJAJAJA

[@mnbvcxzaqwsderf]

"JUST STOP THE TICKING!!!!!" lmfao!!

[@pependr]

i love love love love this

[@JasonColes-w2e]

This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PIB2000]

It's like they were just trying to piss her off XD

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

Yep. Food Network is something for people to look at until they cut the roof over their trailers or houses and crane their fat asses out of them.

[@InGrindWeCrust2010]

As someone who bumps his head ALL THE F*CKING TIME, I lost it when she bumped her head....

[@robotzombie4754]

My life in an sketch

[@TheKratos987]

WOW SHE SAYS OKAY 26 TOMES

[@jabbarmuhammad]

This is probably one of the funniest characters she has ever played

[@Pengo898]

lol its called 3 min meals but the video is almost ten min long

[@cyriszx]

this is not in order

[@axleb.2528]

I told you guys this was a four minute meal so I wouldn't have to rush!