Blood Meridian be like:

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[@peacejoy1396]

And they say Blood Meridian was unadaptable

[@verdun16]

The adaptations won’t beat this

[@Loromir17]

Robert Eggers certainly could adapt this video into a feature film.

[@lNGSOC]

What did he do to the kid? 🌚

[@manintheline5331]

"Ill be the judge of that" That physically hurt me

[@TheRealNingenOfAntarctica]

Good

[@jonathanbell8887]

Did it grab Holden you or something?

[@plastered26]

You’re one to judge

[@mr.picklethanos7340]

That's very judgemental of you

[@Firepowered]

We're breaking the law, breaking the rule, kowase

[@Beowulf50c]

wtf why did I read the book twice when I could have just watched this

[@WaterVolt1917]

I wish I read the book instead of watching this…now I’ve just had the general story spoiled to me in a minute and a half. I managed to avoid doing this with 1984 for two years and yet, somehow, I gave in within a matter of months with this one

[@TheRealNingenOfAntarctica]

@@WaterVolt1917 I'm sorry about that. I robbed you of that experience of reading it for the first time.

[@WaterVolt1917]

@@TheRealNingenOfAntarctica Eh it’s not really your fault, I should’ve known what I was getting into when I clicked on the video lol! I’m definitely still going to read it when I get the chance

[@qwopiretyu]

​@@TheRealNingenOfAntarctica knowing what you're getting into makes it less suddenly jarring to find yourself reading, but it's just as gruesome even when expecting it.

[@josha3212]

not to mention every chapter is headlined with light spoilers anyway, so you watching this is semi consistent and not totally ruining@@qwopiretyu

[@yoshikagekira3918]

This was truly the blood meridian we made along the way.

[@Edge_Boye]

I loved the part when the Judge said “Well the Kid, this will be your last blood meridian, or, the evening redness in the west” BRAVO MCCARTHY

[@sneedchuck8135]

@@Edge_Boyekino

[@elmochomo8218]

It was the lipan scalps we got along the way

[@dwarfdigger135]

"Ill be the judge of that" My ribs exploded

[@funonabun2970]

🎉

[@user-kz6zt9pt3p]

I couldn’t Holden my laughter

[@Seraph2101]

@@user-kz6zt9pt3p💀

[@bobtheman6996]

​​​@@user-kz6zt9pt3p that actually made me laugh 😂

[@WaltrerWhite]

The judge judged everywhere…

[@herbertmoon998]

He's gonna joooooodge

[@heijimikata7181]

@@herbertmoon998 Let him judgeeee!

[@passingrando6457]

With his albino salami.

[@jmbmntis]

"it's judgin' time!"

[@the_neo_crusader]

He sure did something all over

[@handsomejamesgrandinternet2106]

I like the last scene where judge meets the kid , says “well, this west is sure wild” and they laugh and they go drink hot chocolate together and the whole town erupts into the dance. At least two statements here are true

[@Theguineachannel]

When the judge said "wow this blood sure is meridian" and then the kid said "dont be so quick to judge" i cried. Truley a book

[@reigun8494]

The judge said to the man That was quite the bloody meridian now wasn't it? The man spat and spoke in a bullish tone Now I know that you are the judge of this here meridian after all

[@pizzacheeseman2854]

He never dies…. That’s a happy ending right? ….right

[@Idontknow5621]

It was truly a moment when they left the past behind by hugging it out.

[@reynanlamsen2007]

​@@pizzacheeseman2854 Atleast that's what he says.

[@kriegsdorff]

He is shitposting, shitposting He says that he will never die

[@funonabun2970]

Underrated comment, holy f

[@gradefprofessional]

He dances in memes and in reddit and he is a great favorite.

[@user-ds9bx7xs6q]

​@@gradefprofessional he says that internet will never forget him

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

When The Judge said “I’ll be the Judge of that”….chills…

[@JackMeoff46]

What are we, some kind of blood meridian or the evening redness in the west by renowned author Cormac Mcarthy?

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

And then the Judge went on to Judge all over the children and the Native Americans and dogs

[@jamonyqueso6328]

DOGS??!!!

[@Jensonator10]

Dogs

[@caseytatum5837]

bro

[@HryaknutiLisak]

​@@jamonyqueso6328 puppies that he bought from a half-breed mexican kid to be exact

[@sassas1487]

He bought puppies just to throw them off the bridge💀💀

[@QwertyoUip]

My favorite moment in the book was when judge holden said "wow this meridian sure is bloody" and then the kid said "what are you holden" and the judge replied "holden deez nuts"

[@09466]

Lol

[@BoJenfa]

I’m wheezing

[@9TXONE]

😂😂😂

[@kolonarulez5222]

*comedic look to camera* "He's right behind me, isn't me?"

[@galaxy-wg1lf]

The men at the jakes be like: Uh guys, you're gonna wanna see this...

[@NartOfficial371]

“He never sleeps, he says that he will never die.”

[@mutedups]

And then he Judged all over everyone

[@labrynianrebel]

He is a great favorite.

[@monkey1053]

Can't believe he was based off a real person, some people just want to see the world burn.

[@Nooy_]

@@monkey1053hes just like me frfr

[@monkey1053]

@@Nooy_ yo really? Let's meet up and "judge" some people

[@goddhowarddiscipleofobama]

The darker the media the sillier the fans in action

[@hero2bdetermined558]

Why is this fucking true.

[@Dingleton-db2lc]

Works vice versa too. The sillier the media, the more depraved the fans are

[@hacknwack4065]

Signalis for example

[@user-bk3re5kc9b]

@@Dingleton-db2lcsonic and fnaf both prove your point

[@theslimegamer5451]

This can also work the other way around (mlp, loud house, Pokémon)

[@bladestorm337]

"There can only be one blood in this meridian" - The Kid

[@danny_decheeto8300]

It’s blood meridianing time

[@gibbings5534]

Cant wait for the judging bad spin off - better call the sheriff

[@this_is_ca]

Better Call Chris Hansen

[@mat-ys2gl]

Better call god

[@rigorm136]

God noped out after the idea for this book was conceived

[@aaryantawhare1513]

Still the Holden would find his way through​@@mat-ys2gl God be like' I am not paid enough for this shit'😂.

[@Cozm1k]

Dean Norris as Judge…I could see that.

[@SaulBadman-wb5kt]

Jesus The Kid, They arent rocks! They are Minerals!

[@dogwelderyt]

@@SaulBadman-wb5kthahahah his name is just “the kid”

[@dogwelderyt]

and the “the” has to be included

[@Brandonhayhew]

Nah Marlon Brando

[@vengeance1450]

He's way too short. The Judge is like 7 feet tall and I think Dean Norris is 5'7. Obviously finding a good actor that is 7 foot would be inpossible but Dean is just too short to even pretend to be that tall.

[@oneinathousand2156]

This is the Blood Meridian movie adaptation we’ve been waiting for!

[@ganemba1117]

It’s judgin‘ time! And then he judged all over the kid

[@kittarded]

he WHAT all over the kid???

[@Scortyger45]

💀

[@nahman2637]

JUDGE. HIM. ON. THE. TOILET

[@Scarlet_Officer]

No way…💀💀

[@jackbelmont4389]

Ohhhhhh shit

[@MLGProMaster-tu9tz]

It’s so bad it’s good

[@penelopegreene]

Agreed.

[@BeholdDaPilgrim]

"I'll be the judge of that" said The Judge. 🔥🔥🔥

[@Gojothesupersenior607]

My favorite part of the book is when the judge said "it's judging time!" And the kid said "I'm just kidding" and also, when the kid said "maybe the real meridian, was the blood we made along the way" and the judge replied "this truly is our bloody meridian "

[@rahabintemotiul7418]

Reading the book, analyzing it to bits, watching the 5 hour wendigoon video and several other hour long videos on it : 🤓 Watching this video : 😎

[@Anon26535]

Blood Meridian is just yeehaw Berserk.

[@surrealhumor1235]

Berserk looks like a slice of life manga compared to blood meridian

[@Fishikiyamaa]

​@@surrealhumor1235 nah I think both darkness and evilness of the world can be compared tbh. (Correct me if I'm wrong) Both world can be survived if you were stuck there like in blood meridian you can just not be in America and just like idk stayed in Europe? Idk but for berserk I think just become Griffith follower if he's not going on a sacrifice again(again correct me if I'm wrong)

[@duglife2230]

The Kid took a crap and it led to his demise. Hank Schrader took a crap and it led to his demise. If this teaches us anything, it is that constipation may save your life!

[@vxxiii4160]

Vincent Vega died because he was too constipated 😢

[@helmi7877]

I'm traumatized just reading the 1st line.

[@spinaltapped]

my favorite part was when judge holden said “it’s judging time” and judged all over the place. truly the story of all time

[@evgeniptolemy5570]

Legit jump scare at the VERY end. 😅 Not as horrifying as the book but damn...

[@mr.brightside2665]

Judge Holden was P. Diddy. "He be wanting to party and you GOT to tell him NO"

[@Sam-hm5yc]

Out of all the Blood Meridian KZbin videos out there, this one is certainly one of them. 10/10

[@auramaster2068]

When the Judge said “I’ll be the judge of that” I immediately started crying, absolute peak fiction.

[@Brandonhayhew]

the blood meridian is essentially: Its basically wild west outlaws groups committed war crimes and became like apocalypse movie of Vietnam war.

[@crazychase98]

You mean apocalypse now

[@evgeniptolemy5570]

Love how this got into my recommendations. "Towering over them all is the Algorithm and he is naked dancing, his small servers lively and quick and now in doubletime, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous database. He never sleeps, he says. He says he'll never shutdown. He bows to the uploaders and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the Algorithm."

[@voyeursquid7904]

Always judging wherever it goes

[@kyon813]

That's like Blood Meridian meets I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

The Kid on his way to murder some stranger in town for literally no reason at all

[@PALACIO254]

The kid just likes it

[@hehwhehhr2344]

He was just kidding around

[@Nooy_]

Who are you to judge?

[@endymion3071]

My favourite scene was when the Judge said “I’m back for blood. And this time…its meridian” then judged all over the place and won the saloon dance off against the Kid

[@graysondowdy8089]

“I’ll be the judge of that” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@upcomingperson4098]

This is ironically the best summary of Blood Meridian out there

[@andrewgraves9636]

he spat he spat he spat he spat he spat he spat he spat he spat

[@xenogorwraithblade2538]

Don't spit, nobody treats my kids that way. X'D

[@andrewgraves9636]

@@xenogorwraithblade2538 I’m not so sure you read books. Particularly with a response like that. 2/10 wouldn’t read it again

[@chikn6814]

he went on he went on he went on he went on he went on he rode on he rode on he went on

[@commercialairliner]

*the judge smiled*

[@andrewgraves9636]

So we have some readers here. Anybody want to weigh in on the pissing scene?

[@knurdyob]

I swear judge judy has to be one of the most unsettling and intimidating villains ever

[@MeNoSleep1850]

"I'll be the Judge of that" -Some big infant.

[@ShotgunRain96]

I like the part where the Judge says “I’ll be the judge of that” and judges all over the place

[@perrypougins379]

Quasimodo predicted all this

[@artembashynsky3624]

Who did what?

[@Blueon123]

Isn't it funny you have the hunchback of Notre Dame and then you got the half back and quarterback from Notre Dame

[@TA-by9wv]

​@@Blueon123Quasimodo never did have the makings of a varsity athlete.

[@PolishGod1234]

Nostradamus! Quasimodo was the hunchback of the Notre-Dame

[@magicalperson2800]

He's judging, judging. He says he will never dance.

[@samuraiderua96]

"i'll be the judge of that" ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

[@alexander3314]

Amazing. Cormac McCarthy would’ve loved this brilliant film adaptation

[@BlondieYouTube]

I like the part he joined the army and met new friends and got out of the army a wiser and more disciplined soul.

[@Javoxo]

This is the best fakin video about blood meridian that i have seen in entire youtube

[@paithancampbell7289]

"What are you some sort of Blood Meridian?"

[@joshuaruv2742]

That shot of Dean Norris as The Judge made me spit out my coffee in laughter LMAO

[@elijahk357]

This is actually a solid reading of many of the underlying themes in the book

[@MeinGoobbyXValorant]

"You Need my DNA kid, Everything that exists NEEDS my DNA in them"

[@nathanieljernigan1147]

I love when The Judge says, "I'll be the judge of that." Then he starts judging all over the place.

[@the.4860]

ZAMN, bro really leaked rdr3 plot with this one

[@raptorskilltor4554]

Blood meridian is basically a 18-rated version of red dead redemption

[@SaulBadman-wb5kt]

Have you ever even used a Explosive shotgun in rdr2?

[@vxxiii4160]

Isn't RDR already rated M? I guess Blood Meridian would be rated AO then

[@rodney0004]

This comment has the same energy as "the evil version of the kkk"

[@jaredulloa7861]

@@vxxiii4160It absolutely would, otherwise they'd have to tone it down by a lot

[@Fishikiyamaa]

Should be 21+ rated I heard if blood meridian had an adaption it needs a new type of rating system definitely like above the highest but idk what's it's called I forgor

[@GoingOffTopical]

Judge Holden really pulled multiple gamer moves with this one

[@Scarlet_Officer]

Truly the best movie adaptation I’ve ever seen. I even remember when the entire theater Cheered when The Judge Said “I’ll be the judge of that.”

[@varicosevaynes]

anything that judges without my knowledge judges without my consent

[@mogus7874]

Judge Holden looks like Humpty Dumpty

[@savageantelope3306]

Having never read the book but watched a bit of the wendigoon video this is a perfect summary

[@neo-filthyfrank1347]

Now do one on Gravity's Rainbow

[@ihonestlycantthinkofaname3763]

My favorite part in the book was when the gang all went to the Indian village and they all danced and had a great time

[@heroesinhoodies1210]

Closest thing we’re ever gonna get to a Blood Meridian movie

[@vestty5802]

They done tiktokified blood meridian

[@pizzacheeseman2854]

“What’s he a judge of” “…that”

[@Holden_33]

Nothing happened to the kid when he went to the outhouse I guarded the door so he can have privacy then we went back into the bar and had coffee

[@Gojothesupersenior607]

Oh hell nah 💀🙏🏼

[@chloewingate]

I like the part where the kid said: “I’m just kidding”

[@thebubonicj]

Then the judge said, ✋“I’m an idea!”🤚

[@Alexander-tw2kw]

I gently open the door...

[@thewrightguy8367]

My favorite part is when the Judge says “it’s judging time”

[@danieltheiceberg9356]

truly awesome

[@Tibsterv]

"I gess ama gan mebew now.."

[@BensLobotomy]

He is judging, judging He says that he will never die.

[@supp3rdu586]

I’m pretty sure the book didn’t describe the boy having a lisp like that

[@cattoduke6286]

Ah yes, lobotomy version of a very dark piece of media, haven't seen this since 2 minutes ago.

[@cappabarnia]

"Would you like to dance with me?" "Uh, no because you tried to uh do something to me when I was a kid so no I'm not going to dance with you" Realistic interaction

[@SpaceEmps]

“And if I described what happened in the outhouse KZbin would take this video out back and do what the Judge is about to do to me.”

[@nycoargame1100]

The kid: I guess we are all in this blood meridian He then meridianed all over the place

[@RayDrawzDragonz]

As someone who has never read blood meridian I can confirm this is a completely accurate representation of the story.

[@atif45602]

I liked the part where the judge said "it judgin time" and judged all over the place.

[@PALACIO254]

The kid had a taste for violence he had a chance to join cattlemen but instead joined the filibusters than the glanton gang and had his fun

[@ZAchillesV]

Bravo… Bravo! What a splendid story!

[@thequestionguy6695]

And then Judge Holden proceeded to Holden all over the place

[@atamertkirtay4301]

I know I was reading a masterpiece when Judge Holden said "I guess we are in the Blood Meridian or the Evening Redness in the West" and judged his holden to the kids.

[@Caraunus]

The judge look like an apostle

[@Dunmerdog]

He is edging, edging He says that he will never c-

[@moonfoxarise]

Dutch to Arthur be like “Hey kid-“

[@primus3217]

Absolute cinema

[@crafter6862]

This is miles better than the film James Franco would've made, based on his test footage.

[@phrog9159]

One of the greatest American Novels finally adapted to the big screen

[@maddoxmedlin2896]

Remember when the judge said “it’s Judgin time” and judged all over the place

[@BOREDGAMERGAMING]

This is truly peak fiction

[@trinidaitobago2]

I blame MTV for everything that happen in that book.

[@alang.bandala8863]

It heard silly but this is actually the plot of the hole book

[@Voan200]

Audiobook goes hard

[@vic3roy]

You caught me while I was rolling my joint, Legoat

[@FIXXAH-FRENZY]

WOULD U LIKE TO DANCE WHIF ME???☻️🕺

[@TheRealNingenOfAntarctica]

The judge just had to take a whiff of the boy real quick

[@Rizz_Messiah]

JUDGE HOLDEN DEEZ NUTZ

[@jaydenhenrysthings4954]

Together we are Blood Meridian

[@rubub8455]

"I am the Judge that is Holden this gang together."