Bloodhound Gang - I wish I was Queer [Lyrics]

[@danlugo4365]

You can't deny the lyrical genius of this song

[@gascangascan9426]

Not just this song. All of their songs

[@louisdelmonte8728]

Agreed 100%

[@edwardzoravarian9757]

There`s no one else like Jimmy Pop

[@fredfredburger5150]

It takes a smart man to act the fool.

[@boomermiller2737]

Jimmy pop is in fact a lyrical genius

[@antivegan6816]

this song is almost 30 years old and it just gets more and more accurate with every year that passes.

[@jenniferjones8453]

You need to stop that. OMG thank you so much for making me feel super old!

[@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop]

30 YEARS OLD??????

[@morradi10000]

Brilliant album. I had the pleasure to see these guys perform live in Berlin in the mid-2000s. Excellent concert.

[@MrPorsche91730]

The drumming is absolutely unreal. I'm surprised no one mentioned it

[@devon_lol]

yeah dude every bit of it is genius

[@1nc0rr1g1bl3]

Yeah. Great drummer. Wish he was still around with the band lol

[@senaya]

lol, this is an undying classic. been 20 years, but lyrics are still accurate

[@morradi10000]

Some things never change.

[@NeinFeline]

Ahhh Depeche Mode... Aka the birth of the BloodHound Gang

[@Disco2FiB]

If this came out this year people would lose their shit

[@Cryptic-Fuzzie1298]

Lol all the feminists will come to take the song down

[@DazmoTube]

this song is like, actually like, super progressive?

[@theragedoll]

songs like this is what advanced our cause

[@racheltimpanaro8627]

No way man. Over sensitive people, sure. But I'm a total fem. and this song rocks!

[@spoonman7236]

Maybe angry Christians. The song does nothing but compliment gay men and states that homosexuality is genetic and not a choice. Songs progressive as fuck.

[@sbs_trt]

I love this song a lot

[@joelmctaggart3187]

I feel uncomfortable with how close I can relate to this song.

[@filipvanek6272]

As a certified queer, this is hilarious.

[@mattjimmyjam]

Certified 🤣

[@Ihatethegooncave]

Same

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

They make straight pills, you know...

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 its the normal pills from Mask

[@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop]

As a certified and verified queer, this is indeed hilarious and i approve this.

[@tehKap0w]

This song is timeless #2020

[@derekstamper362]

25+ years and this still the best

[@andychandler3992]

December 2019... who's still listening?

[@NeinFeline]

Been on a Bloodhound Gang kick all month... "Pennsylvania" is my favorite pop punk song at the moment.

[@tehKap0w]

It's Dec 2020 and i know my neighbors still are.

[@carl5381]

imagine if they released this song today lol. The OUTRAGE would be impressive even.

[@ThillerKillerX]

It's pretty much what the male feminists are doing lol

[@Sickcrazyneet]

Something something sjw

[@hamgobbler9160]

I mean... me and all my gay freinds would fucking laugh are asses off

[@goobermagoob9160]

How can people pretend that outrage mobs don’t exist over shit like this all the time these days? We live in a country where several people have been fired for making the “ok” sign.

[@DodderingOldMan]

No. No it wouldn't. Because guess what? This song isn't actually homophobic. The problem is homophobic douchebags these days don't know the difference between humour and, y'know, being a homophobic douchebag. So when they *act* like a homophobic douchebag, they're too stupid to realise why they're being condemned for it.

[@JamesWilliams-wj3of]

This song is still great after all these years. Still accurate and i don't care if it's PC, it's hilarious. If this song came out now jimmy would get nailed to a cross.

[@WikkeSchrandt]

I just love the wordplay they always incorporate into their songs. "Doesn't matter what I'm packing in my denim, it's what's in my genes", as genes is pronounced like jeans. I hope these guys never stop playing

[@Tman545380]

It takes nuts to be this funny

[@jonahmoore6586]

It's bad i relate lmao

[@sbs_trt]

I love this song a lot, I love you bloodhound gang

[@rudolfsbanans]

I love Bloodhound Gang. (rock) This is one of my favorite songs. (rock)

[@generic840]

(rock)

[@michaelshields997]

(rock)

[@LilMixups]

This hits differently when you come out as a pansexual genderqueer

[@khionebrusotti9113]

As a bisexual crossdresser, I approve this! I would sing this in kareoke except for the last part lol

[@sebastianpereira5348]

so you do shave your heiny?

[@TheSummitCove]

The nofx influence is strong here

[@flyingclown7039]

Totally👍🏻 NOFX Forever🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻

[@jonbozon7596]

Rock on and much respect!

[@IntergalacticSpaceKitten]

I swear this is partially chris chan's game plan to try to get girls. But he did it by becoming a lesbian girl instead of being gay. He just wants to cover more area (so the lesbian chicks aren't off limits) lol.

[@theretronians]

Wasn't expecting to see anything chris related here lmao

[@dayofdecay433]

Well this aged fucking BEAUTIFULLY

[@jayjaydubful]

This is the game of many of them nowadays. Cuttlefishing men

[@Delekhan]

I love thi song and the Vid is so much better than most lyrics vids!

[@sammyshehole]

“He talks like thisssss!”

[@linnie1love]

apparently he doesn't shave his heiny lol

[@toastie_the_toaster3939]

lmao my mom told me to listen to this song of all people

[@anonmouse5720]

Chasegie balance it out with "I don't want to be a homosexual" by sloppy seconds

[@JFDavis-lq1bp]

Cool Mom

[@wavyphoton8205]

Lol

[@poopingfury5999]

Same

[@hellofaname]

There is truth to this song. Women are more comfortable and warm up quicker to gay guys than straight dudes.

[@yulewave1]

This song was so far ahead of it's time. It is spot on with how the next generation has ended up. There is actually a kid down the road from me who is obviously gay and totally acts like it, he can't even walk without being obvious and he has some good looking girlfriend. That girl is going to be like WTF was I thinking in a few years looking back at it.

[@fabiosilva9637]

maybe he's european

[@midneis]

What do you mean "that girl is going to be like WTF was I thinking?" lol If the guy is hot as fuck and is down with the puss, who the fuck cares? 1. Hot guy - check 2. good in the sack - check What difference does it make if he's bi or not? lol

[@nyleszapatos4729]

Bisexuality is a thing you know

[@kevinschindele4829]

@UCIK4Y3U9UpEW6KUXgfXNrTA because he's not down with the puss. Imagine letting a dude fuck you for months and then realize he was only doing it to keep a status.

[@ThillerKillerX]

Official song of male feminists.

[@wavyphoton8205]

Wdym

[@StephenIreland-o5j]

Great song!

[@DollMaster09]

Wanna see how many pushups I can do?

[@timlong67]

kinda...

[@familieduscher8493]

Hey Boss! You shortened this very funny video! Where is the beginning? That was sooo funny!

[@eace446]

this song is my ringtone and It rang during class XD

[@moonflower6607]

so true bestie ✨

[@JOKERBONAjokerbona]

I don't understand words but it's a fantastic rock

[@SkeletonsYouControlHaveHaste]

lmfao this song is basically how I feel...

[@wavyphoton8205]

Lol

[@arne8158]

don't we all?

[@flyingclown7039]

so good at 1.25 speed^^

[@DerSpanier86]

haha hilarious song these guys are gold!

[@Eric2221]

Ducking brilliant!

[@brianr6341]

Classic😊

[@khionebrusotti9113]

The theme song of the highschool wrestling team

[@nolamike1982]

You can't deny the lyrical genius of all of his songs, it's all tounge and cheek, and puns for the most part. It's like dirty limericks with a awesome backup band lol. Bloodhound gang FTW

[@frogpile]

This song... is so... so... WIN! XD

[@CharlieBiscuit]

I think it's implying that some girls fall for gay guys so he thinks if he was gay, girls would be more attracted to him.

[@chez726]

no shit!!

[@midneis]

"Implying" 😂😂😂

[@tehKap0w]

i think you are overthinking it

[@jimsty5222]

It's pretty obvious dude. Still though, thanks for the upload!

[@redsamson0023]

But I wanted to be straight so I could enjoy being with one of those chicks.

[@noahmabon]

Some fuckin' words of wisdom.

[@CharlieBiscuit]

@dragongirl1501 Hah, I agree!

[@madelinedavis4834]

I finally am okay with my husband not liking depeche mode lol

[@petefarmer3514]

Did it take this song to appreciate? 🍻

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

LoL

[@RicoHansen75]

Best fukkin text ever!!

[@ХодячийПиздец-г3п]

Sorry Dirks, Lewises and other Depeche Mode fans...

[@engel2427]

John Smith lol , it is ok ..

[@zbg186]

genius song xD

[@vinigure22]

No shit. The song is a joke. I just stated the fact that it wouldn't matter if girls liked him if he was really gay because he wouldn't like them back.

[@22vvv]

thanks cpt Obvoius, I hope the band finally got it right

[@guichosteel4870]

genius of music

[@jsmith5212]

that or he is saying he wishes he was more odd or flamboyant so woman would think he was gay

[@bradbowlamma3039]

you know as a gay guy before girls realise I'm gay alot of them moved cold as if I'm a potential predator and then when they realise I'm different its mainly smiles and they warm right up like a fucking microwave lol

[@FreeKanal]

Just amazign how funny :)

[@Slick263]

Wooosh!

[@alicemalice382]

Lmfao!!! 😂😂😂

[@dontchewglass]

Queer here, I love this song. This is how I talk when I'm trying to deflect questions about gender/sexuality. "Bro bisexual women are freaky as hell and they're into dudes who dress like lesbians"

[@TheHelder1976]

Agree with everything except with the "apreciated depeche Mode" cause I kind like them.

[@_Spacecraft]

How did you even get to this video?

[@CastleBomb44]

I regret never seeing this bad live

[@robmercurio7150]

^^ She must be a super model.

[@MadMadViking]

Music that can't be made today... 😢😢😢

[@wavyphoton8205]

Why

[@wavyphoton8205]

@- the people who made this band were liberals…

[@wavyphoton8205]

@- I don’t care what you believe

[@kw-atze]

Immernoch so geil!!! Grüße aus Deutschland... *until even the best!!!! greetz from germany*

[@mrgrimful]

this song wins

[@D0M0C0RE]

0:15

[@user-lg1bt8dh8w]

7 people are Dirks and Lewises

[@Renwoxing13]

⬛My opinion is different then the majority here!!!¡¡¡!!! ◼I think if this song was released today in 202x it would do the opposite of cause outrage!!!¡¡¡!!! ◾This song would blow the FuxK up, be in constant rotation, and earn a huge cult following!!!¡¡¡!!!‼‼‼💯💯🖤

[@mollyf1998]

wow cool vid

[@1dyingwish]

Screeching Weasel - I wana be a homosexual... If anything is near that level of absurdity its this.

[@anonyoutube850]

GOK WAN!

[@MsTheeloisa]

2:32 AHAHAHAHAHAHHA Depeche mode

[@FeLiciiaable]

JIMMY POP I love you

[@paweantoniewicz5897]

Imagine being Jerry Vandergrift and listen to this song right now xD

[@Renwoxing13]

I think I saw a skit or something about teasing manliness involving the exact situation of saying: i like monster trucks and the push-ups…. This is the origin?

[@KoenHuzzagh]

How did I even get here and why do I like this song?

[@Bryan352-y5h]

Jimmy pop for president!!!!

[@pandyland]

I'll never be able to sing 0:38 🤣

[@MutualZebra0123]

tongue twisting lyrics :)

[@randomn2130]

this has a very "I think i am Turning Japanese" feel to it... I really think so

[@cakelies]

Mixed with a little "girls just wanna have fun".

[@1Purdy]

I miss the intro!!!

[@PeepParty]

Homestuck follows me everywhere....That's why I love this fandom.

[@bananaboy103]

I said guys, i'm like you! I like monster trucks too! wanna see how many push ups, i can do? = best part

[@epitath762]

but if i we're handsome just imagine how great it would be

[@toxicmail1482]

I remember. It doesn't work.

[@Anonymous-tp5qg]

Did you listen to and read the lyrics at 0:43?

[@Qunarr]

My favorite part is the Chibi Fenris that the channel owner has as their profile.

[@CharlieBiscuit]

can't believe ive been exposed as a dragon age nerd like this

[@Qunarr]

TevinterBiscuit ha, I guess we have something in common then

[@theparamnesiafacade493]

I don't know why anyone would ever want to be gay, people too often treat you like you are less then human. (Edit Too often I let my emotions speak for me more then my mind. I do not feel the same way I do now as I did when I wrote this. It is okay to be gay, but my life philosophy is the same "If I can't be who I want to be, personality, body, sexuality, or at least do what I want to do then I would rather die then live a life where I am unhappy more often then I am happy)

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Society Of The Fly I'm sorry that you had to go though that, ignore those racial homophobe Christians, everybody's going to hell in they're eyes so don't bother wasting your energy on them, as for those who beat you up for being gay, fight back when you can and don't worry they're have there day, karma is going to bite them in the ass sooner or later.Don't feel ashamed for being gay because of a bunch of ignorant assholes, be proud of who you are.

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Society Of The Fly Well then, if you can I suggest you move out of that state, I assume you're an adult, (because buying groceries), until then buy a gun or a taser or take a self defense class.

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Society Of The Fly You're welcome I understand how it feels to have no friends and feeling lonely. But of course my problem is way different then yours when it comes to friends.

[@theparamnesiafacade493]

***** Do you want to be friends on facebook?

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Society Of The Fly I don't get on social media.

[@katphelps1540]

Am I the only one who thought the line was "My friend Jerry mammogramed just me in home ec. Class" And "I like mustard dogs too" Whoops

[@abeljansen1732]

could really go for a mustard dog about now...

[@AngryMonkeyification]

No. I donttthink anyone was thinking mammograms in home ec class

[@shapirodeadking5012]

Hey!, my name is Lewis Dirk!

[@Chonson]

Twitter in shambles.

[@deathslayer1998]

my last name is vandegrift pretty close

[@andreybofus1817]

I'm not to keen on the smell of vaseline

[@Timone2021]

I wrote this song when I was 23 years old, but the company ripped me off

[@mollyf1998]

coolv id.

[@einareinarsson8662]

Hahaha. Funny song. Tactics

[@Eduard0Vell0s0]

youtube removed the clip xDD