Bloodhounds Inc: Fangs for the Memories

The fifth and final episode of BLOODHOUNDS INCORPORATED tackles the subject of vampires, and also robots. Guest starring the late, great Richard Kiel.

[@earthlingplant]

Oh boy. I have a vhs tape of this one specifically and it’s haunted me ever since

[@waxpersons4695]

This is like experiencing a YTP of a show that never existed.

[@DiscussToUnderstand]

Bloodhounds Inc exists, the movies are based off of a Christian Children's book series. They weren't as popular as the Veritas project books, but they definitely exist. The author also wrote roughly a million books in the "My life as" series, which were much, much more popular.

[@favoritemustard3542]

But this isn't a YTP & the show does totally exist! I totally agree! Totally, dude! Sorry for the angst & confusion Waxy's comment caused you... not! 🤖💨 Edit: I am being facetious. This is just a surreal edit & lolz

[@livvy94]

I was super into the books as a kid, and the Indianapolis Public Library had a DVD of one of the episodes, so I begged my mom to get it and we watched it and all this cheesy glory

[@ashleybyrd2015]

What if I told you this show existed

[@hotdogturtle]

Even with the show existing, I don't think that invalidates the original statement.

[@skc138]

Wait wait wait wait, this show is real? I thought this was a fake thing that Neil and the boys produced to look like an old lost media 90s show, but that's fucking Richard Kiel.... who died EIGHT FUCKING YEARS AGO. Edit: oh shit the dad is the guy from the straight-to-TV IT movie!

[@blushingbunny3074]

The DVD series ended in 2012.

[@MarshalGrover]

I 100% thought these were fake as well until it seemed really clear there was no way Internet money could afford all the crazy stuff that was happening.

[@ashleybyrd2015]

I know right? It FEELS like a joke about 90s show cliches, but IT ACTUALLY *_IS_* A SHOW

[@TypoDiabetes]

the dad is also in Ozark

[@lucas532br]

I'm surprised the dad didn't lecture Domesticus on how he can never be loved because he's a robot who doesn't have a soul and God hates him

[@Keatosis_Quohotos]

That's more vegi tales style

[@Endocrom]

and then he burned the hearing impaired inventor for being a witch.

[@favoritemustard3542]

🎶God loves us, & he hates you! He hates Charles Darwin, too🎶 ~Xbomb Factory

[@contra31]

“You must be daddy”

[@JeonardShadby505]

Additional Material by *Steve Erkel*

[@ZappahVideo]

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my DRAC 1

[@Screehcile]

"if god doesnt wanna hurt us why did he take mom?" "ill ask him that when i see him" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

[@emily258]

i have absolutely no clue how i ended up here. it was just there when i first opened the app. honestly im not disappointed in it either.

[@eldestalpaca7232]

There are more...

[@noseman123]

I feel like I'm going crazy. This is a real series??? Richard Kiel - who is dead - is in it, and it's been listed on his Wikipedia page for ages. I checked as far back as 2014, and it's still there! Wtf

[@gswanson]

Until Richard Kiel showed up being all alive I thought this was a very well done parody. Now I don't know how I feel.

[@floridaflamingogirl3119]

"BLOODSUCKING IS NOT LOVING BEHAVIOR!"

[@lmoa3917]

I hope to hear an explanation in the next episode of Guaranteed* Audio

[@una_10bananas]

Ooh would love this

[@xorpgorp]

oh my god. its that guy from Happy Gilmore, Richard Kiel.

[@brandonmelling771]

How dare you disrespect Jaws from the Bond franchise like that!

[@rowsdower50]

@@brandonmelling771 How dare YOU disrespect Eegah like that!

[@Lilybat0924]

Getting a notif for these makes me so happy. It’s a good day when you see a new Guaranteed Video pop up

[@VlEWMONSTER]

so based

[@favoritemustard3542]

I, too, hate boring-bad movies

[@hombredeflorida3064]

These videos make me think that some local tv station recently went under and sold its content library at auction, and Ryan or Kevin or Neil splurged to buy the rights to this show for shiggles.

[@RandomDude647]

2:48 "poltergeese"

[@favoritemustard3542]

👻🦢 makes me spray too

[@braydengeorg]

the new season of what we do in the shadows is looking great so far

[@CHESShireCat]

Bloodsucking is not loving behavior.

[@BskaatFilms]

i know a few girls that would disagree

[@ashleybyrd2015]

@@BskaatFilms _what does this mean?_

[@BskaatFilms]

@@ashleybyrd2015 ask your parents. or look up blood play. or maybe dont.

[@ashleybyrd2015]

@@BskaatFilms I had no idea that was an actual thing, whoa.

[@BskaatFilms]

@@ashleybyrd2015 if the internet has taught me anything, its that literally everything is a turn-on to someone

[@ZappahVideo]

This was fun and I'm glad it's over.

[@emkultra2349]

4:02 the most styling limo Ive seen

[@Jasperi]

Until the end I really thought this was original Guaranteed* Video content, created to be edited down like this.

[@BudBonkerson]

Easily the most sexually charged episode of Bloodhounds Inc. yet. Bummed that it’s over

[@Dollop_of_Mayo]

I am daddy. *Sensually eats shortbread cookie*

[@goldenhog]

i guess the guys just watched this together and recorded their reactions to it. every time they laughed, it became part of the video. with some exceptions.

[@sparklesparklesparkle6318]

Thanks guys this was a real treat I had a fun time with your series. Please, keep making more videos!

[@StereoTyp0]

Richard Kiel! Holy flashbacks batman.

[@Keatosis_Quohotos]

I thought you finished the series but oh my God I'm so happy there's more

[@favoritemustard3542]

🧛‍♂️VAMPYRES🧛‍♂️ also give me the hiccups... ...I do hope the robut of love will be immune! 💿🤖💿* *robots don't have ears... just cover em up with CDs! Genuine genius.

[@spookysynth]

Morbius

[@capy3759]

I've been trying to find a clip of the original show, but i can only find some weird ad. I hate the fact that guaranteed video has this and i don't. I need to see the original :'(

[@Keatosis_Quohotos]

Time to get on eBay and track down some tape

[@marcopivetta7796]

Ok now I can confirm this: the computer program guy is, by far, the most obnoxious, annoying, stressful, cringy character I've ever seen. Everything about him stresses me out. I am not kidding. Congratulations, I don't think you can do that intentionally

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

I found out he's also Flabber from Big Bad Beetle Borgs

[@cerilious]

@@RandomAssaultPodcast I wish I hadn't looked that up. Please tell me why they create nightmares for children's shows so regularly?

[@paulb8030]

People don't like him or the doc much. People find em strange.

[@Queen_Nyxie]

2:48 Polter..._geese_?

[@ExidoSutrin]

Oh my god i just realized this is the last one and I'm so sad!

[@Endocrom]

Next episode: Domesticus vs. Gold Digger from Robot in the Family

[@una_10bananas]

These are a work of genius

[@floridaflamingogirl3119]

Some serious Oscar-worthy editing going on at 0:25-0:31.

[@illkitty]

1:43 This feels a lot like: Whitest Kids U' Know - Sex Robot Thankfully I'm 30% sure this story ends differently.

[@thee2]

Cannot stop laughing at 4:33

[@xanderguyer7512]

"Bloodhounds Inc is Risen." Book of Neil 4 : 20

[@Master1Saxon0]

Why is Domesticus the only thing in this series that's funny on purpose?

[@ErnestTrailers]

Richard Kiel is in this!?

[@TypoDiabetes]

another banger

[@paigek.5736]

When robots attack 😱

[@themansionfostertheorist5735]

Need more

[@randomcat6038]

WOAH

[@ryanhennessy]

I can't believe Jim Carrey ripped off Jeremiah's whole thing

[@trucy1337]

Finally, it's over

[@icklemon07]

We did it

[@CHESShireCat]

Was there no live stream or did I miss it?

[@ChronoTango]

What happened to the channel? Why is there no subscriber counts?

[@ExidoSutrin]

YOU MUST BE DADDY ;o

[@MetalSocks]

this was rough i could tolerate a lot of old children show nonsense but this part must've what a film buff felt like sitting down watching Space Jam.

[@kiwithemartian]

you will not convince me to watch this show, my adhd ass won't be able to commit to it. pls cease :')