Aqua realizes she can't jump; gets bullied by chat

44.5 haha am i funny guys
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[@blubsubs6989]

Everyone's favorite TL NOTE TIME!!!!! The whole section regarding "heavy" actually has a lot more to it but it's just not very important in the context of this clip so I didn't bother making it too complicated. Heavy - 重い _omoi_ can mean several things - "heavy", as in weight, in Aqua's case - "really laggy", in the original context of Ayame's Apex stream - "overbearing" or "clingy", which is one of the meanings people were alluding to during Ayame's stream So in Ayame's stream, people were originally just saying her stream was really laggy. Then it gradually became asking her if she was a clingy woman, and then if she was fat. None of this mattered at all for this clip but thanks for coming to my ted talk!

[@foxloanssakuraba889]

nice tl as always bud! keep up the good work~ ah japanese sounds so hard fml

[@AJarOfYams]

The Japanese language sure is flexible

[@oqf17pdr]

Well, doing those things to ojou really worth her laugh

[@Skelyos]

Glad I attended this Ted talk, thanks for the talk (and translations)

[@rendezvousonmemorylane]

LMaAOOO Japanese has way too many puns bro

[@UrzaWeatherlight]

Choreography literally put Aqua between two of the taller Hololive members. Shes so smol.

[@wisefelipe]

Made for a pretty solid M

[@Kaigu_b.f.2508]

Its funny because flare and aki arent that tall, flare with 158cm and aki with 162cm. Aqua is the one that is that smoll

[@martk647]

Smol onion.

[@Icetea-2000]

@@Kaigu_b.f.2508 They should’ve put Coco next to her

[@igormenezes1112]

Some could argue that between the tallest mountains we find the most beautiful of the valleys ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@WDWatameVirus]

I love how Flare on the picture is like floating while doing a T-pose to assert her dominance on the group

[@reality_404]

I feel dominated

[@sampjs]

I'm sorry i think it's assert?

[@Eis_]

Her model probably lagged so it rendered the default pose (T-pose). Lmao.

[@WDWatameVirus]

@@sampjs Done Sir

[@broke549]

she's probably asserting her harem

[@noraiou]

Aqua is always getting bullied no matter what she do.. And we love to bully her, somehow

[@philcall]

That's just fate for having the name Aqua lol

[@khangminh219]

@@philcall Become a comedy

[@gary7846]

@@philcall baqua

[@justinejeric8137]

*S* is awakening

[@user-ed9rb8df1n]

So her fans are becoming like pekoras fans 😂😂

[@ManlyPicnics]

Can confirm, Onions are not very bouncy, yeeted one from like 10 storeys up and it did not bounce at all.

[@_shhiroyasha_]

Don't know why, but this comment made me wheeze lol.

[@loquendo918]

Did it hit someone tho

[@ManlyPicnics]

@@loquendo918 Hard to tell from where I was standing, surface was pretty flat though, might've been Rushia.

[@loquendo918]

@@ManlyPicnics perhaps or suisei either way we dying

[@ManlyPicnics]

@@loquendo918 If my death is to be in the pursuit of science, then so be it. I'll see you at Calli's place. Or in a dark room with Rushia, whichever it happens to be.

[@Odontomango]

Everyone: Small jump Flare: higher jump due to Elf having slightly better strength Aki: FLY

[@FerunaLutelou]

Aki is not just an Elf, shes also a cyborg, or something

[@Odontomango]

@@FerunaLutelou not a cyborg. She's an Alien Elf. Who came from another dimension.

[@MegaZeta]

@@Odontomango Getting real for a second here, she's a belly dance instructor, which is why the centerline of her body is essentially a living pogo stick

[@theannoyedlink5153]

Friendly reminder that Aki's hip movements implie she's fit af, so yeah, no surprise she jumps pretty high

[@joejohnson8966]

Exactly

[@MegaZeta]

Aki's a lot more than just hip movements. She's a pretty serious belly dancer and teaches as well, which means she does constant core strength maintenance and a ton of leg work/training too. That likely gives her body the equivalent of an internal pogo stick.

[@Icetea-2000]

How would you make this an unfriendly reminder?

[@theannoyedlink5153]

@@MegaZeta That´s what i said it implies, the fact she´s so good at it means she does the work needed which means she´s fit

[@randymarsh5176]

@@theannoyedlink5153 do you have any clips that go into Detail?

[@Eresh69]

Of course the onion can't jump. SHE'S AN ONION , SHE DOESN'T HAVE LEGS

[@theknight2119]

Wisdom of Ina's Apostle. Note this down!

[@feryfrost8572]

Aqua: i'm a goddamn Onion Mason!

[@cholop5211]

does this mean she is floor gang?

[@badtiming2208]

What she lacks in legs, she makes up for in layers.

[@abdhulhackul2620]

@@cholop5211 FLOOR GANG OUGHHH!!!!

[@rendezvousonmemorylane]

Aki is straight-up flying.... I had no idea she was so athletic.

[@phoenixwing3254]

I mean ... she's a belly-dance instructor so it really isn't surprising

[@commentofthis]

she has trained hips so yeah..

[@MrMagnetron2]

I remember a discussion post about who are the most athletic of the hololive idols and Aki was one of the highest mentioned ones

[@caretakerITA]

@@MrMagnetron2 Aki, Coco, Noel, Korone, Matsuri is my top-5 guess.

[@MrMagnetron2]

@@caretakerITA Yup

[@fandeadvirus3816]

Aqua's wasn't umping because she was T posing to assert dominance

[@shigure_puriyuji]

Jesus: Pathetic! Even when I was dying, I was still t posing everybody under me

[@commentofthis]

🔨😂

[@aaronpedrajas3147]

@@shigure_puriyuji bruh

[@doofenshm1rtzz438]

And Flare did it while floating midair

[@Otaku4Sale]

Aki's jump and height next to Aqua is just really unfortunate placement. Aki looks like she can straight vault over Aqua when she is standing.

[@Kaigu_b.f.2508]

Aqua isn't much of a BIG obstacle to jump over 🤣

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

Yeah I wouldn't bet otherwise

[@sakuseihuoshen]

I don't think you need to vault over her though

[@rektmoon538]

What aki do is actually impressive

[@xarin42]

I think her height jumped is actually similar to Flare's. It's probably the leg position that makes it look so crazy high.

[@ayandahimlin-mayekiso7720]

@@xarin42 but throwing your legs back in the air in itself is hard to do

[@VolkkAmera]

@@ayandahimlin-mayekiso7720 really tho? especially if you're not really athletics? I'm a sports guy and tried it but it's actually easy, either my leg in front or side bad english smh

[@migara9133]

@@ayandahimlin-mayekiso7720 *coughs* a healthy human should be able to... after all, the motion required is simply the bending of the knees while in midair and the straightening of it when you land so you don’t snap something that shouldn’t have snapped sometimes, you don’t even have to “jump” and just bend your knees and re-extend em really fast. i used this technique so many times in my life to dodge flying projectiles during sports fests

[@imadegenerate9867]

@@migara9133 flying projectiles ? the flip are you doing at sports fest.

[@manuelsputnik]

Akiroze's jump is very cool.

[@MegaZeta]

the legendary core of a belly-dance instructor

[@miredmind]

When you are already one of the smolest and you can't even do the thing that gives you more height. ONION BE STAYIN' SMOL

[@haveachocobar]

"It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable." - Minato Aqua, probably

[@taranchura2061]

2:32 "Minna ateshi no koto suki sugi"

[@sadcatisnotexcitedforawhil3250]

Not going to lie but that picture looks so perfect. Mel, Aqua and Roboco being the 1st,3rd and 5th position and not jumping while Flare and Aki being in the 2nd and 4th position while jumping makes this so perfect

[@boaofdeath]

Probably was decided in practice

[@thenumberquelve158]

It's like a sine wave or something.

[@ChiruYES]

I thought I would've noticed Aki jumping that high but I went through the live again... and the camera was focused on Mel when they all jumped.

[@IncognitusAdham]

! I literally did the same thing lmao my fingers were ready to type your exact comment. I swear hololive/cover needs a better camera control management. I thought they learned from beyond the stage, but bloom was just very slightly better. Or have another camera/set up that just stays still covering the whole stage so we don't miss any coreo from all the girls.

[@wisefelipe]

@@IncognitusAdham well that is the kind of stuff we are so used to good quality from TV and stuff that we forget it is hard and the reason it is good is because those people have been doing it for decades. They will learn and improve as well as bring in people with camerawork experience certainly.

[@dozynotasimp]

Smol Onion that cant jump So fvcking cute

[@milkcreamsweetsweetpig1352]

Holy shit Aki's jump Not only are hips heavenly, they're strong too

[@davidsamudio3899]

Jokes aside, Akirose might be one of the most Athletic of all the girls, because Belly Dancing correctly is hella hard

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

Yeah, Korone and Noel too. They both love fitness, korone practices boxing frequently, and Noel has practiced Kendo (not sure if she still does).

[@MegaZeta]

Aki probably has enough core strength to pop the cork on a wine bottle with her belly button

[@famuraii]

@@MegaZeta I love aki even more now

[@2D2G]

Aki is definitely very athletic and so are a couple other girls. But for me, Korone took the top spot when I saw her Jumping rope endurance stream. I expected her to be athletic because of her boxing and such...but not on that level!

[@jomujomu7513]

Idols wish they can have hops like Flare and Aki.

[@nainkylelian194]

"you're calling a lady heavy?" You're no lady mam, you just an onion airhead maid

[@yoshidasaki17703]

- Aki use her twin tail as jet pack - Flare, as everyone know. Elf is pretty light weight and physically fit - Roboco due to her heavy metal part - Mel seiso jump - Aqua too Baqua to jump

[@m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074]

Damn Aki and Flare's jump tho

[@rinyakusa_hosen]

Flare's jump made me feels like she's a god of something similar 🤣

[@canceltask]

@@rinyakusa_hosen Shinra Tensei!

[@andrew10583]

"You guys love me too much!" I mean she ain't wrong

[@Dangerboy2]

I mean, everyone who knows the context of 44.5 probably watches a fair amount of Aqua so there's that.

[@pikachubolt2001]

She said she found that clip of Ayame, she's watching us guys lmao

[@cielremnant]

how funny because in the hololive anime, aqua flies using her twintails aki could really fly huh?

[@kingsmerte3629]

Aki is the best dancer in my opinion. Her movements are insanely smooth.

[@canceltask]

She’s a professional belly dancer, I think she’s the most experienced out of all the girls

[@pinkdaruma8942]

Jumping Aki loking absolutely stunning

[@-Raylight]

Aki... she must be using the same technology she uses for her hairtstyle xD Don't forget *_44.5_* If we forget, we might need to use a parrot to remember it. I just hope no one uses it against us in a court...

[@Acorn_Anomaly]

We must cross-examine the parrot. "Have we forgotten something?"

[@someguy6152]

Wasn't it 45.5 recently?

[@MrMagnetron2]

@@someguy6152 *Angry Onion noises*

[@otaking3582]

Parrots aren't much better at remembering things than humans. We'll need an elephant that's been trained to use an oversized calculator.

[@ootdega]

I'm not sure why they're calling 44.5 kg "heavy." That's...under a hundred pounds. She is freaking _tiny._ Like, *_miniscule._* My 13-year-old niece weighs more than that. We've had _dogs_ that weigh more than that. My _microwave_ might weigh more than that. I could bump into her and not notice she was there. I could probably pick her up and use her as a weapon. Where's the "fat" and "heavy?" She's a twig.

[@4rch0711]

As far as i know, aki has one of the smoothest 3D movements especially in bloom and recent fest. Idl, it just hmmm.. . . Very graceful movements?

[@baquamitai8892]

AquaCrew: Wait, I loved Aqua all this time? Aqua: Always has been

[@notme69]

1:57 Wait.. someone called Ojou heavy? *Boys, Its time for inquisition*

[@bit0016]

Silly onion. That line won't work for us. Because we already love you even without you saying that line.

[@uteriel282]

cant hurt to hear it now and again tho...

[@123Todayy]

yesssss an Aqua clip!

[@bagussctr77]

"(subject) atashi no koto suki sugi" my favorite Aqutan quote.

[@tonalwake3860]

Aqua is a genius, that's an awesome phrase!

[@rusterrd4037]

flare is just asserting dominance by doing the wide T pose

[@user-wb9og3wq5v]

smol cat baby we love her

[@shiruox_]

Aqua, we're not Shion, we admit to love you while bullying you

[@detroitninjas]

I just noticed her neck is long as hell...

[@Kaigu_b.f.2508]

They all are..... welcome to hell No you can't look away

[@user-ql3ud5gn9g]

Aqua using her favourite line .... "You guys love me way too much" ....

[@ex_potato]

Words cannot express how blessed I feel that a top tier subber is doing Aqua clips.

[@NickTheMemeDaddy]

Everyone: jumping Flare: asserting dominance in T-pose

[@arlandya]

There it is, her signature word 😂😂😂

[@Light_ilmi]

Ojou is indeed a lady, but Aqua is lady as well? SUS!

[@lextutor4682]

Akis stage energy is on the level of Sora, Subaru and Matsuri.

[@fandeadvirus3816]

1000 iq aqua turning bullying into wholesomeness

[@MrMagnetron2]

The quote “the more you love someone the more you want to bully them” is something I’ve seen several times in anime in different variations. Some variations and more wholesome than others.

[@Necroneer]

Lmao I remember watching that Ayame clip of someone calling her fat.

[@kylechavez5427]

Flare is just there t posing to assert dominance

[@puka6723]

Flare just levitating away.

[@gary7846]

"Too heavy" Omg hahahahqhqhah What a chad

[@DianaProudmoore]

It's already high compared to her relatives~ Onions can't jump after all~

[@domokonichiwaver.5991]

greatest Smoll center EVER❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@pnk0tsu]

Aqua surrounded by two olympic high jumpers and couldn’t compete.

[@GK-st6qm]

Aki's freaking flying, that is amazing

[@nizzypeazy]

Everybody: JUMPS Aqua: *T POSE*

[@muhdshafie8723]

Flare T posing so hard she's become a great sage

[@Men_dra]

It's called asserting dominance

[@coatares3716]

Flare be ascerting dominance

[@anepicotter4595]

I suck at jumping too. Relatable

[@mailpack584]

Flare be showing dominance

[@Mahizen]

Flare is doing a t-pose in the air

[@firdaushidayatullah4911]

Flare was just straight up striking the T-pose. I can feel the domination.

[@miragespl]

Roboco asserting dominance with that T-pose wwww

[@eddster1987]

Flare and Aki got them legs, so good propulsion. Aqua is too smol

[@pinaxl2]

Flare is just showing her dominance

[@tobubiify]

Flare gave a huge bossfight energy

[@budmeister]

I have a feeling that Aki is very fit, seeing how she can jump super high and do belly dances.

[@starkk19]

Something in those elf genes making those two jump higher than robots, vampires and onions.

[@cosmichorizon3273]

Aqua literally gives the most menacing aura in that photo

[@collenkelly9604]

It's interesting seeing flare and roboco T-posing while jumping

[@ramsesmarco]

robot just turned on her turbines

[@egalecat6187]

T Pose for absolute dominance.

[@whitecat7497]

Aki’s got some serious hang time on that jump

[@reii_uxu_]

Aqua be T-posing

[@aesieaiyahcloe]

Damn, even twin Tails doesn't help this onion fly. And there's Space Elf. 🤣💯

[@LosDog]

It looked so balanced I thought it was the choreography

[@mystrunner5166]

2:33 guys! She said the thing!

[@uteriel282]

well she aint wrong

[@maia418]

Flare: *uses t pose while levitating to use domination Especially to Noel

[@grgspunk]

*D2O Tries It™: Bugged Jumping Mechanics (IRL Edition)*

[@HIBA_DA_LOLICON]

Bruh Aki has some airtime

[@brianrigsby7900]

To be fair to aqua, I just looked up the conversion of her weight to lbs and mine to kg, and she’s pretty light compared to me😂

[@shingshongshamalama]

And then there's Aqua who gets winded walking down stairs.

[@zzlai6235]

People here talking about Flare's dominant T pose, but I'm just here thinking that Mukirose has one hell of a vert.

[@ns8248]

Heavy but smol

[@berubettonyan]

i think it looks really nice and balanced actually, since she is the center piece and the 2 on both sides are higher up and the 2 after are lower again.

[@tombworld9012]

If it involves hip motion, you're not going to beat Aki.

[@dvidsantos9663]

0:43 flare is acerting dominance

[@juampisito]

Aki is flying lol

[@A-SUS]

She can't jump, cuz that is the price to pray for T-pose power

[@JustyHakubi]

Looks like she's doing that idol skate dance.

[@miruku2342]

Flare and Robocco aint flyin tho.... They assert dominance (T pose tho)

[@adindaputrayuwono9061]

when u are the smallest person in the group but u become a center ... :) :)

[@Sevenyxxtimes7xx]

T-pose on em.

[@angryzombie8088]

Akirose did a perfect jump 10/10 & it accidentally create a zig-zag pattern because Aqua cant jump

[@alexmax3502]

Well... have you ever seen an onion jump or fly? no? me neither.

[@CBRN-115]

Her "ne" is adorable

[@mokas643]

daaamn aki got those vertical