[Volume Warning] Aqua isn't a real maid...?

[@6Hikari6]

Aqua: if I ignore it maybe it will go away

[@Peerapol_S]

Shion : nope

[@linnen_elm]

As expected of onion brain's flowchart _wwwW_

[@lexander4435]

What's the timestamp of this clip in the source?

[@bungkikal9910]

Not So Fast Aqua 😂😂😂

[@yunan9610]

It was not very effective...

[@buttermanaws4693]

That moment of silence when she asked was priceless

[@ex_potato]

Aqua forgot to prepare responses to DV and Shion trolling in her conversation deck again. Or maybe she conveniently forgot to prepare those topics because she's such an M.

[@afrizalaminuddin2717]

@@ex_potato pretty sure its the latter, she loves being teased. (Well considering her shy personality, these interactions is something she seek i think)

[@khiemtran9390]

3:27 tho

[@hemaglox2773]

bruh that wasn't a moment that was like a whole year lol

[@dianhtgi]

How about duel cook the union and the master cooking hachama

[@Elohimiel]

Shion: You're a maid, aren't you? Aqua's Cat Ears: *twitches* Shion's Cat Ears: *twitches*

[@comradeofthebalance3147]

the close up on them made the situation even better

[@yukinon5605]

Theyre on the beat too

[@MegaZeta]

*maid da world* *my final message. Goodb ye.*

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

@@comradeofthebalance3147 especially it's sync with Beat

[@IAmEnormous]

Aqua: "Woah, guys, she's totally a fraud!" Shion: "STFU COSPLAY MAID" aww they're such good friends :)

[@m.fajarfirdaus2860]

I like how shion told aqua to cook and ended up silent

[@bungkikal9910]

@@m.fajarfirdaus2860 Me Too 😂😂😂

[@akatsukihajime6100]

I never see 2 nekomimi best friend One off them must be fraud

[@kl9686]

When the girl starts swearing at each other, you know that they are best friend.

[@creamu-]

The stream continued for like 2 more minutes but idk if they made up or not

[@polargaruno]

The collab was like two 5-year old siblings not getting along with each other and its gold

[@ex_potato]

These two always have fantastic chemistry, like the old PekoMiko, and the new PolkaNene

[@TallonDesu]

AkuShion have that affect on you

[@discopotato4673]

@@ex_potato and Subaru and Anyone.

[@ex_potato]

@@discopotato4673 Subaru and Luna definitely. But not Subaru and anyone.

[@kaze0fox]

And you're left with the graceful responsibility to look after the two gremlins. So that event if X game? Ahahaha! You're left doing a special quest of a different kind of pekopain.

[@PurpsJL_HAQ]

I remember see a comment that once said Shion's magical power is based off her breasts but she cast a spell that shrunk them by accident and doesn't have enough power to reverse the effect.

[@Plutie14-5-16]

This is my head cannon from now on.

[@nightshade4873]

vacuums? Tbh that canon made me remember the AoT arc where Eren initiates the Rumbling through Zeke's blood, If Shion cannot use her power to reverse her spell, then she might be able to use someone with breasts to reverse it enough that her true form is restored.

[@ken-1202]

She's out of mp 😏

[@hyuufly]

@@ken-1202 well what do we expect, she has a small mana tank.

[@fisheyes9744]

@@hyuufly All she needs to do is have someone help her refill her mana... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@sipp884]

Shion’s eyebrows have that constant smugness, working wonders here

[@sandwitch4530]

I can see the Leonardo DiCaprio meme tho.

[@PrimeGamator]

They are so perfect for her

[@CBRN-115]

Also, Rushia's eyebrows kinda have that too imo. Her face also has that smugness and I find it adorable

[@neptuuna9107]

@@sandwitch4530 gaddamnit now i can't unsee it

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

In her original design She's look like >:D now she's look like

[@mr.danish4576]

Shion: "You can't cook and you can't clean" Aqua: "But a maid's a maid. I'm gaming maid!" *She spitting straight facts*

[@nightshade4873]

does that mean she is Maiding games or Gaming maids?

[@grityt]

@@nightshade4873 she helps with your gaming for you. what? you've never wanted to hire someone to play games for you while you sit motionless, breathing and staring at the floor?

[@cc9787]

@@grityt .... That seems.... Oddly specific....

[@Feiora]

@@grityt so shes little more than a lackey, or minion to be at anothers beck and call for all eternity?

[@zaaphyyre]

Yeah aqua's a *playing* maid

[@gekotagirl]

She's a gaming maid! She cleans up the competition and serves them.

[@SantiagoRodriguez-zi3gv]

If only she could think of a reply like that on the spot... Or any reply rather 😂

[@jajathenewking6131]

There's your cleaning and cooking a maid is a MAID.

[@monkeydoespride]

She's Noelle from Genshin Impact

[@Tensho_C]

@@SantiagoRodriguez-zi3gv doesn't work in Japanese tho

[@merfyn4838]

Aqua: "Write that down write that down!"

[@reezwave]

Me: *Leave the kitchen* My vegetables:

[@huntergoth]

Annoying Garlic

[@a_mEmE]

Onion! Onion! Hey Onion!

[@yourchidnateadealer3599]

Diabetic Vegetables

[@daruinosui7782]

just another episode of Veggietales

[@meetjeric]

cosplayer onion and magic garlic

[@roflcopter501]

I’m going to miss aqua shion and this kind of bond. It’s irreplaceable

[@TallonDesu]

- In this stream they overslept by 2 hours - Hashtag trended on Twitter - Aqua had a nosebleed - Aqua and Shion were fighting jokingly and chat was spamming DV - Aqua taught Shion what POG means - Extremely teetee AkuShion stream overall

[@gonoki888]

After the stream they went on a date together, even bought matching wallets.

[@ezluffycr3884]

What DV mean?

[@TallonDesu]

@@ezluffycr3884 Domestic Violance lol

[@yoursonisold8743]

They didnt oversleep. The stream was set-up to be a race who wakes up first. Please stop spreading misinformation.

[@TallonDesu]

@@yoursonisold8743 yes it was a race to see who wakes up first at 9 am, Aqua woke up, dropped her phone on her face, cleaned up the nosebleed and went back to sleep. Fubuki meanwhile tweeted that she would have streamed this if it wasn't for rehearsal. Now if you go to the stream itself, you can see the timestamp for when they talk about Oversleeping. Please check your facts before you accuse someone of mispreading information.

[@codeotaku8857]

Silence is also important in conversations. It speaks w.o making noise.

[@vexx7755]

15% talking 15% yelling 70% awkward silence

[@pbyn153]

Aqua: "Why does a maid gotta cook and clean for you!?!" Um... about that...

[@nightshade4873]

Kobayashi would like a word with her.

[@CBRN-115]

Well that's their job lmao

[@rg2359]

It's like saying "why does a miner have to go underground and break rocks?"

[@stefthorman8548]

@@rg2359 do they? They can use above ground machines to mine for them.

[@armorpiercing20mmround45]

@@stefthorman8548 isn't that the traditional way like mining underground with pickaxes and lights

[@Jinrou_Yumeno]

Shion: What kind of girl are you? Aqua: Why are we still here, just to suffer? I can't feel my cat-ears.

[@MegaZeta]

I genuinely love how Hololive's 2D model folks were like, "Point-tracking utilization < 100%" and spliced every willing subject with catgirl DNA. After a year of Okayu-Aqua/Shion yuri kayfabe, it evokes a chapter where Aqua and Shion woke up one day on par with their crush and ascended together into Smug Nirvana

[@Frog-Shaped-Slime]

"I'm a maid if I say I am one" By this logic, Rushia is boing-boing

[@Kanitoxx]

Dude are you still alive?

[@Frog-Shaped-Slime]

@@Kanitoxx yes

[@kagetoki6453]

Not for long

[@italianfries8778]

It's been like one 2 months, you still good?

[@Frog-Shaped-Slime]

Still here

[@sadcatisnotexcitedforawhil3250]

Of course she's not a maid,Baqua's just an Onion from the start right?

[@pohai99]

What About Shion My Dud Hello -Pohai99

[@CyphenRozulus]

Baqua, tradition amirite bois?

[@takeiteasy35472]

and Shion is Garlic.

[@megumin9967]

Don't mind me, I'm just tracing my steps back to Aqua's happy days.

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

_"Reality is often disappointing"_

[@nightshade4873]

"Reality is often disappointing" "Reality can be whatever i want" "Reality can often be what i want, disappointing"

[@detectivepatchouli8266]

i saw one of the comment say "I smell a war coming XD" lol

[@BaddyZ]

Oh, but she knows how to cook and clean. As a Gaming Maid, she specializes in cleaning up the enemy and in cooking grenades. PogMaid.

[@inlean3224]

Why in the bloody hell you cook grenades ?

[@dccxxvii_]

@@inlean3224 if u actually dont know what that means: grenades mostly have a timer before it explodes, so waiting a few sec holding the left mouse button will make u hold it before throwing. u cant hold it for too long tho as it will explode on u. basically waiting for the right time for it to throw and explode without delay

[@Falconwing66]

“I wanna eat something.” “I’m about to feed you my f*cking fist if you don’t drop it.”

[@dzanai4261]

shion smug make this conversation 100% better

[@TheLovedUnbound]

We'll miss you, Legendary Maid.

[@saitamabrando2538]

I thought Aqua was a sailor

[@ElliotKeaton]

She's a virtual maid based on a national holiday called Marine Day. She also forgot this and was surprised to learn it when rewatching her debut stream.

[@Allen-te4pr]

@@ElliotKeaton baqua moment right there

[@atoriusv5070]

@@ElliotKeaton >Based on a national holiday called Marine Day. >Doesn't love Marine. Confirmed fake, fraud maid.

[@emiriultimecia6684]

@@atoriusv5070 She likes Marine

[@ramses8289]

@@atoriusv5070 Well, Marine works for her in Aqua's Construction company and I suppose workplace relationships aren't allowed

[@yoursonisold8743]

All of this because Shion wanted Aqua's homemade omurice. lol

[@mickeylotoc_official_account]

in the end, Shion just wanted to eat Aqua's cooking heheheh

[@atoriusv5070]

in the end, they were forced to eat Haachama cooking. A sure death sentence for the onion and garlic combo.

[@theedgypenguin4083]

@@atoriusv5070 that is bad ending right there

[@stevencurtis7157]

"You're not a real maid are you?" "..." "Yer a wizard?"

[@ANGELILYworks]

*IM A WOT?*

[@slavishentity6705]

@@ANGELILYworks You're a unit of power Harry

[@ghosty918]

@@slavishentity6705 I'm a watt?!

[@LucasSilvero24]

@@ghosty918 INAff

[@SonOfAFridge_]

"yu derr use meh own spells against meh POTTAH"

[@impowstur920]

Aqua with other Hololive Members : *Acts cutesy and quiet* Aqua with Shion : *Always fighting* hm yes they are made to mess with each other

[@CyphenRozulus]

3:20 _IM A FREAKIN' MAID IF I SAY I'M ONE! DO YOU GET IT?!_ ~Baqua lost her shit

[@strawhatkev]

Aqua should have said she'll cook when Shion can prove she can use magic.

[@MegaZeta]

Did you watch the clip? That's exactly what happened

[@haveachocobar]

AkuShi has only recently become a ship on my radar, but what a mighty battleship it is.

[@gonoki888]

oh man, AkuShio ship was one of the thing that brought a lot of people to the rabbit hole, their "neighbor wars" shenanigans. Twas one of the best hololive minecraft series for sure.

[@haveachocobar]

@@gonoki888 I'm not one to start shipping after I see two people get along, so I didn't assume much until I saw more clips of them hanging out, and their Minecraft collabs where they build a wool pixel art of themselves together.

[@yoursonisold8743]

Yeah, AkuShio is one of the older ships and it was kind of a submarine for a while, because it went below everyone's radar. It doesnt stand out like OkaKoro or NoeFlare. Even now many western fans just see them as "siblings". But the truth is that they mostly have a "Kaguya-sama Love is War"-esque dynamic, where they want the other to confess their feelings. They always fight, but in the end they also always tease the other "You love me too much, don't you?" whenever they are nice. As far as Aqua goes, Shion is pretty much the only one she can act naturally around and it really shows both online and offline. That's why everyone ships them on the JP side, rather than just because they have fun interactions in Neighbour Wars and stuff like that.

[@gonoki888]

@@yoursonisold8743 True, well the other ship that pretty much none of newer fans know is MeAqua. Well most of their interactions were on bilibili mostly, and with the relationship between hololive and bilibili now really makes it harder for them (Mea and Aqua) to interact more. Im still pretty pissed that they cancelled Aqua's participation as guest star on Mea's sololive, imagine if both of them having duet live with their own sololive dress.

[@yoursonisold8743]

@@gonoki888 Aqua couldnt really collab with Mea on KZbin since the beginning of last year already. I guess management really doesnt like Mea. MeAqua have been irl friends since before they became Vtubers, unlike AquaShio, so their history definitely goes a bit further, but to me Aqua has always treated Mea solely as a friend. They support each other a lot, but in the end it's not that different from any other old friendship. Mea even constantly chases guys, so she really doesnt care about the ship. Either way, it's a shame that they cant officially interact much.

[@gluttonusrex329]

Shions Resting Smug Face Made this Infinitely better

[@MegaZeta]

Shion is periodically my favorite Hololive and like 80-90% of it comes down to how well her persona matches a face that is just the anime version of (•̀ᴗ•́) alternating with the anime version of (´꒳`)

[@nope6729]

I can hear guns clicking every time they stopped talking

[@bluelax99able]

3:30 I like how she turns just to scream in her ear

[@argonph6180]

The smug energy of Shion is up to the roof while asking these questions

[@snazui]

i love both of this garlic and onion interaction, always fun to see

[@kalbomonster]

ah yes I always like the smell of garlic and onion getting cooked in olive oil but it seems like both of them is more tham burnt now

[@KevinDIntrovert]

She's a maid on Marine's pirate ship. _(PS: Shion's teasing is expert level)_

[@eatadakimasu8976]

baqua.exe has stopped working

[@noraiou]

Plot Twist... Hololive is all just a Dream A sweet Dreams

[@DeathXx96]

... are made of these.

[@terrry9709]

it was all a dream i use to read word up magazine

[@xalienxx4268]

Meaning I've been in this dream for 2 years. I never want to wake up from it.

[@Kako_San]

@@DeathXx96 who am I to disagree

[@Nevertary]

day ruined

[@isy9946]

I come back to this video every few months, it cures my depression

[@rtyzxc]

I just keep coming back to this one.

[@jesmer103]

akushio….

[@RiqCrow]

Shion's face 3:24 is like "why I know this girl again?" so priceless, this duo is so good.

[@yoema9704]

Shion : you a maid but you can't cook and cleaning Aqua : and i took that personally

[@dozynotasimp]

Onion on disguise

[@musaabsultan7256]

I love how after Shion's first outburst Aqua went silent then...Ha you're a fraud. Like, "I know you hate it but I'm still gonna do it" 🤣🤣🤣

[@davebernstein5788]

Gamer maid is best maid, she can play with me every time I'm lonely

[@Linksmasher]

Aqua is enchanted with one role followed by all the others as a plus, depending of her mood. She can be a cat-eared girl, a gamer maid, an idol, and the most important of all, a seaweed vacuum.

[@wren8996]

_Eventually, Aqua stopped working._ Love the small edits here lol. Thanks for the translations!

[@kommstein5692]

LMAO I love how shion just randomly sings Turing Love in the end wwwwwwww

[@kaijukirinuma9387]

Aqua: Why does a maid gotta cook and clean for you! It doesn't make sense! *AND THAT IS WHY SHE'S BAQUA*

[@rwdplz1]

A Maid, that can't cook or clean - "So, uh, what would you say ya do here?"

[@rellikai945]

3:28 I love how you can see her charge up before she unleashes it

[@DydanDogs123]

>putting volume warning in the video Zomrades, Fandead and KFP employee : WHAT?!

[@ghosty918]

Its so you know to turn the volume up

[@Pokemon73lp]

I remember hearing Aqua just scream and I was like ‘this is gonna get clipped and I’m gonna eventually find out what happened’ and here I am!

[@takubaka1516]

I watch this over and over again, can't get enough of their cuteness

[@Goh._907]

A rare footage of a Garlic and an Onion quarreling

[@FLHilde]

Shion can only do Magic in 3D but Aqua can't cook or clean even in 3D, Shion has a Point there! 🤣

[@alterbeyond]

4:33 Onion : "Fraud Witch !!" Garlic : "Cosplay Maid!!" The Truth : "Lol Vegetables"

[@kamijoutouma8474]

when onion meet garlic~ garlic: Kusogaki mode on onion: Kusogaki mode on

[@davidsubritzky2001]

"Voume warning" Me who survived the Kiara ear explosion: I'm gonna ignore that Context: Search up Kiara ear destroyer

[@Geromary_]

Shion: so... You are not a real maid Aqua: "MAD AQUA NOISES"

[@deangully1959]

Shion: So you're a "maid"? Aqua: *So I took that personally..*

[@mahatmagandhiful]

"If I had a nickel for every time I was questioned about why I was a maid despite not being able to cook or clean, or sew... or garden... or...... I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice."

[@SelecaoOfMidas]

Onion and garlic, in the midst of a lover's spat. Circa 2021

[@orangeapples]

Aqua canonically isn't a maid. She is a Marine Day mascot who happens to dress as a maid. The maid outfit is just a costume.

[@rimuruo_o2018]

So she’s cosplaying as a mai-

[@chillNinjaLowSkill]

Fake magician and Cosplaying Maid , a perfect match

[@Shadrake]

This is hilarious, I love it XD Thanks for translating this! And your edits were great!

[@cirmothe9]

Imagine having Aqua as your maid. You come home from a long day of work. She's sitting there playing games. Did you do the laundry? No. Did you cook? No. Did you clean? No. So what'd you do all day? Played games. You are a maid right? You think just 'cause I'm a maid I have to clean up after you!?

[@Ope-que]

Shion smug energy quite powerful to me.

[@alrightalright4585]

"I'm a gaming maid. I'm a maid that helps with gaming" First, lmao. Second, I'm a Gaming Maid too, I think...

[@opgamerlegend1494]

Ending : SHUT UP YOU COSPLAY MAID Aqua: Ok alright I'll shut up I won't talk so please don't get mad

[@lawlicht8092]

she is having identity crisis lol

[@thenumberquelve158]

I feel like Shion got cat ears ready for the occasion just so they could have a "cat fight" like this.

[@OmnipotentO]

This has become one of my fav clips

[@theoppaiconnoisseur.2306]

The ultimate betrayal.

[@GameBreaker1055]

Sometimes I feel like Aqua really regrets her character choice... Aqua in HoloAlt.: Busy cleaner of a mansion. Aqua in irl: "So, do I just throw the block of soap into the washing machine or do I cut it into blocks first?"

[@CHOCOVIRUS]

Shion: I've been tricked, I'vee been backstabbed and I've been quite possibly bamboozled

[@darthknightwingphoenix2081]

she's been shmeckledorfed!

[@splashcarmine03]

Nice rvb ref 👍

[@Andysnyc]

That's not even a word and I agree with you

[@fnerXVI]

Bamboozled into believing bullshit.

[@0cluealley]

Aah, moments like these with our garlic and onion is why I love AquShion collabs

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

I love how she drops silent. Like she's thinking. "oh sh¡t, I've been made." XD Pun may have been intended. XD

[@edwardknight5587]

lol maid = made nice

[@dormi_torio]

Lmao nice

[@LucasSilvero24]

Dear god...

[@joshuagabrielcatindig7607]

Found the Ina alt

[@mocoebabymom]

The long pauses are gold

[@feherdaniel2010]

I just cannot get enough of these two

[@sweepberry2800]

An Onion and Garlic talking to each other about Cooking, but deep down they know they're both in Danger as both used for cooking. *PAIN*

[@chrischan8282]

*Flashes back to her talking about how her family reacted to her cooking*

[@shiro2654]

I love that smug look on shion's face while asking aqua XD

[@yahiki101]

2:25 man that guy is translating for us

[@joezachary2436]

The tension is high between the fraud and cosplay maid

[@ksskopisususeiso2766]

"Aqua isn't real maid...?" Me: "Always has been."

[@tcsm0023]

I turned my volume up to a 100 right before Aqua screamed "URUSEEEEE!" My ears are blessed

[@ManoredRed]

Its like she's flipping through a guidebook looking for a "What if someone questions your maidness" chapter, but its not there

[@center8922]

I've watched this like 12 times. Aquas reaction is priceless.

[@yuyutopt]

That win xp shutdown sfx killed me. Nice little edit you added there blub

[@raymond6845]

2:03 Aqua's ear wiggle was perfect there. It summed up so much passive aggression, and it wasn't even intentional

[@brofiz9997]

Aqua: "I'm a maid if I said so!!!" Me: Understandable have a nice day

[@R3VELAT1ONS]

I love how aqua just froze like she was an npc that didnt have a response in her code lmao

[@4Wilko]

She wants to eat your cooking Aqua!

[@EreshIsWaifu]

Wait she's not a maid? *never has been*

[@akitsuhm6758]

She cleans up people in Apex.... Truly a maid www

[@junimeme5626]

"I'm a maid that helps with gaming" genuinely made me laugh. Sasuga comedian maid

[@jack-exzolt9858]

I really missed this annoying couple's banter. And the way they're that close looked like cats when they're nuzzling against each other.