Blue River - SNL

A couple (John Mulaney, Cecily Strong) tries to convince their friend (Heidi Gardner) to switch to a new brand of dog food.
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[@josephhoeffner5784]

I always love when SNL sketches have dogs because no matter what wild nonsense is happening they cut back to the dogs just being like ":D"

[@asphaltmilkshake4596]

I always love when SNL sketches have dogs because it means they're going to make fun of weirdos who refer to themselves as the "mommy" or "daddy" of an animal.

[@donovanlocust1106]

@@asphaltmilkshake4596 Can you let people have fun?

[@asphaltmilkshake4596]

@@donovanlocust1106 I mean, you've gotta admit that's kinda the point of the sketch, yeah?

[@dgdfyhd]

You mean like 2:32

[@Gamer47smith]

I don't know what's going on but I like that I'm here! :P

[@robertwatson4840]

Cecily’s ability to play an uptight, know it all, upper middle class white woman who is freaking out on people is unparalleled.

[@djCatScanRL]

Like that sheHulk skit 💪🤣

[@anarchist_parable]

@@djCatScanRL "you're agressing me! I'm being agressed!" 😭😭😭

[@nothingtoseehere7554]

terrazano’s am i right

[@nebulousisgod]

That’s very true.

[@TheFootballPlaya]

exactly. i can't stand these types of people honestly, but at least i know Cecily Strong is acting lol

[@emmarison]

"I wasn't even ready to show that to myself to show me that" perfectly said

[@alumpyhorse]

that was amazing

[@Fartagnon]

Why is she not everywhere, funniest person, did you see the ep where her mom brings in her old home movies where she did skits... "now I'm gonna do all this cocaine" -12yo Cecily

[@susanzoeckler4926]

I'm glad you liked that, too! It was my favorite part.

[@allhandsonsteamdeck1440]

THIS IS 'MERICA 2022 THE TWILIGHT ZONE

[@livelaughworld515]

lost it at that part hahahaha

[@laney3483]

I work in a pet store and this is honestly so accurate there really are people like this. I was ringing a guy up the other day who was buying milkbones and the guy behind him told him he “couldn’t imagine not caring about his dogs health enough to feed it something like that”

[@MaddeMay33]

To be fair, I agree with the guy 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Fire_Marshall_Bill]

@@MaddeMay33 "To be fair" can't be said for him when it's regarding unfair shade he threw in the first place to a stranger. People need to mind their own business.

[@SunyiSideUp]

@@MaddeMay33 Grow up, Sara

[@bbbrobo]

People need to mind their own business, there's zero proof that feeding your dog expensive food will extend their lives or make them healthier. Look at the crap we fed our dogs 30 and 40 years ago. Our dogs lived just as well on the cheap garbage food.

[@ShelbySteele23]

@@bbbrobo Yep and eating human scraps

[@kengeorgejones6855]

I think this is the same woman Cecily played in a 2014 sketch with Seth Rogen, where she slowly became hysterical about Blue River dog food. One of her best performances. She's great here too. I also found myself wondering if John talking about the dog in the cart was any kind of reference to Petunia...

[@k.jackson6837]

Same 😩

[@jeremywhistler2850]

This is the only way she's found any grip on sanity after those other dog food brands lied to her.

[@ZeroNilNada]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJzFmn2Pipl2hKs

[@Ghost-lt4sf]

omg, I am watching the original now thanks to this comment thread (ty all and for the link!) for the first time and it makes this one so much better when it was already so funny lmao

[@BugOperator]

Pretty sure the dog in Heidi’s cart is the same one from that sketch, too.

[@rebeccafisk4200]

Working at an all-natural pet store, this hit WAY TOO HARD. I’ve been there, 32 cents a day :’)

[@bmorehou]

...monthly

[@emjayay]

@@bmorehou Which of course makes no sense!

[@gaylebynumcardosa7034]

per month

[@OneEyedJack01]

I want to sit in front of your store with a sign that says, "You know your dog eats his own poop, right?" I would stand, but I haven't been eating Blue River. ;-)

[@peterwein1716]

@@OneEyedJack01 Brown River Dog food, give your fur baby what he wants. Peanut butter coated animal poop. Nine out of ten dogs prefer it. Made in fun shapes for you, containing the flavors your dog desires. Each piece of our dog food has the alluring smell of peanut butter on the outside with a nice juicy surprise for your dog on the inside. Our peanut butter is made to seal in the moisture and fragrances of the rich gooey poo center. We use our specially formulated blend of feces from dogs, ducks, and other animals for the perfect center your pooch wants. So, go out and buy a bag of Brown River Dog Food and make your dog happy.

[@loges_lol]

this feels like a portlandia sketch

[@angellacanfora]

Oh, how I miss Portlandia...

[@rickrose5377]

Nailed it.

[@pressia07]

Yassss

[@dianapevtsov]

:) Aaah, you called it.

[@wolf7el356]

Mulaney was head writer on SNL when Fred Armisen was there.

[@Stardust414]

Whatever bag of food my dog is eating is 100% better than the Crispy Chicken Sandwich + fries & a large Coke I just scarfed down from McDonald's 😂

[@skinsey85]

Or is it the dog food equivalent of fast food 🤔

[@koopatroopa187]

OH MY GOD! Someone help this person walk again!

[@frankt9156]

Nothing wrong with Mc Donald food. Same shit as other fries food or meat. The key is not to eat it often :)

[@trvrsln]

As someone who’s had Blue River, that big name brand dog food, and McDonald’s, and I can tell you nothing is better than McDonald’s

[@ismarwinkelman5648]

I love this comment 😆🔥

[@marleee.2174]

I remember watching the Blue Buffalo commercial this one is parodying and thought "wow, I've never heard of a company specifically mention how they're $0.25 cents more a day than another dog food brand" and I'm glad SNL took advantage of that

[@XlittleXdrummerXgirl]

"That's why the dog can't walk!" Me, looking over at my pug, knowing damn well that she'll walk if she HAS to but her preferred method of transport is being carried around like the princess she is:

[@dianapevtsov]

[@sarmajere2866]

That was my little prince too. I have the BEST photo of him on his birthday shopping trip, riding in the petsmart cart in all his glory to choose his presents and food. He also loved to be carried. He'd actually stop walking halfway around the block on walks and demand to be carried. Worked for me!

[@bryaneberly3588]

mine hates being carried. he just wiggles and spasms until we put him down. i think he thinks he's bigger than he is.

[@priyachoudhary9896]

Mine used to be the same

[@alumpyhorse]

Cecily can transform into any character. She’s so damn brilliant. Not to mention that singing voice

[@CountDooku0]

Not to mention that's she's fine as hell. In my honest opinion

[@alumpyhorse]

@@CountDooku0 absolutely. once in a while Cecily prowls the comment sections- hope she sees this :)

[@belkenator]

A little known fact is she actually played Gunther and Won-ton in this skit as well.

[@batgurrl]

The animal closeups were priceless. Everyone ,he says it’s working. We’ll go really slow😂😂

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

Makes sense that this would be a prerecorded and edited skit because Cecily’s little pug voice makes it impossible to keep a straight face.🤣 All the animals were so cute too.🥰

[@Whitehorse_crimefighter]

a live audience may have spooked the dogs

[@RCAReacts]

This would be funny, if I didn't actually have someone try to do this to me at a Petsmart. Too real SNL...too real.

[@TDW2364]

It would also be funny if it was funny.

[@RAE.ofSunshine]

@@TDW2364 no this is true AF 😄😄😄 my husband buys our dog organic holistic dog food with pre and probiotics. One day our friend said “my dog only likes gravy train” and he politely nonchalantly said “my dog likes this. Maybe urs will”

[@rickrose5377]

Blue River: 'Made from guilt.'

[@benzaiten933]

wow, seriously? how did it end, did you tell them this was none of their damn business?

[@angrechico173]

@@benzaiten933 im not someone whod do this but whats so wrong about wanting animals to be healthy?

[@justifiabledoubt]

"Subconsciously, I knew what that meant the whole time, ..." 😅 What an absolutely hilarious sketch! And Cecily is fantastic.

[@caseyjones1930]

As one of those people who spends more money on high quality dog food, I think this is funny. Especially because it is obviously a parody on Blue Buffalo, which had a bunch of recalls in the last year or so. Lol.

[@carleeelizabeth]

i was gonna say, hasn't blue buffalo been in the news for being really bad for animals?

[@minlanuelmiranda]

@@carleeelizabeth yeah, when i adopted my dog the shelter told is specifically not to feed her blue buffalo because it had killed many dogs

[@destroyerblackdragon]

@@minlanuelmiranda Jeeze what were they feeding them?

[@Lilly-ve8ze]

Blue Buffalo acts like they are good food but actually the food behind them the fromm is a lot better! (I work at a pet store)

[@cynthiayork7537]

@@Lilly-ve8ze have you taken nutrition education? Sales pitches by companies don't count. Because the short answer is not true.

[@ChicOnTheCheap]

“I want a Blue River dog food mama” 😂

[@sixtieskid062]

"Listen to your dog."🤣

[@ruule]

I did not expect a Blue River sequel and I am here for it. Love Cecily in these!

[@marissabrinkman4478]

"I think I'm finally ready to make love to you" definitely not necessary, definitely improved the skit LOL

[@jaymartin8273]

Totally unexpected but SO worth it! :=)

[@ap6743]

Fact that Cecily has now been in 2 blue river sketches is kind of funny

[@alexalmanza8426]

Its just sitting there humilated 🤣🤣🤣

[@ipissed]

I feed my dog the most expensive dog food in the store so that I know it is healthy enough to survive eating the cats shit.

[@lovestacy04ify]

Gold 👏🏼

[@cc1k435]

🤣🤣😳

[@ericajoy5136]

The accuracy. 😅 🐶❤️🐈‍⬛💩

[@babytig3r807]

🤣

[@ELVIS1975T]

Damn your profile picture! :)

[@always_anonymouss]

"oMG, wE JuST sAVeD tHat dOg'S liFE!!!" 🤪😂😂😂😂😅😅🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@canaisyoung3601]

Hey, Cecily finally is in a dog sketch to make up for not being in the one on the Willem Dafoe episode. And the dachshund named Primetime looks like Blueberry.

[@skinsey85]

Oh that's totally Blueberry! And he's still refusing to walk lol

[@Jeremiahgoff]

I'm going to miss Cecily Strong so much on Saturday Night live

[@michaeljoyner1235]

I'm so glad they made another Blue River skit!! Love it!!

[@angellacanfora]

I love how they are barely trying to conceal the fact that they are referring to Blue Buffalo pet food (which my cats refuse to eat, btw)

[@RAE.ofSunshine]

Weirdest thing ever is last night I realized this Blue Buffalo and Blue Wilderness are two diff brands. Then 2 hours later this came on tv. Felt like a Facebook ad read my mind

[@itirnitii]

blue buffalo is literally on the shelf behind cecily lol

[@lyndatuttle]

I had a friend feeding her cat Blue Buffalo because it made him too aggresive

[@Pilapuzzles]

@@RAE.ofSunshine they’re both Blue Buffalo?? One is just called Blue Buffalo Wilderness lol

[@RAE.ofSunshine]

@@Pilapuzzles no wayyyy 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 I feel dumb

[@michelerich1590]

why would you have to say 32 cents more a day *monthly*? lmao

[@brentgarrett65]

One of the funniest skits they've done, Mulaney is a treasure.

[@Julianhulian]

As a dog owner this is hilarious😂😂

[@peterjohnstonfl]

This is the funniest episode of SNL in a very long time! Loving it!

[@daniromero5135]

God that pug was soooo adorable✨✨✨✨😍

[@olliesweirdworld]

"I want that blue river dog food momma. i want to walk." lol

[@sprkhwa]

it's always cecily with the dog food/dog skits and i hope it never stops

[@Sammie1053]

For a while I kept getting ads on Facebook for some ultra high-end pet food that started with the line "is your pet eating human-grade?" Eventually I just commented _"I_ barely even eat human grade."

[@laurielegrand3162]

So wonderful to see John Mulaney again! :)

[@rickrose5377]

After weeks without, they finally put an adult in charge again. With talent. And wit.

[@GuitarLegend310]

Never thought they'd bring back the Blue River skit lmao

[@Sans89673]

People buy $80 dog food when a dogs idea of a three course meal is eating out of the garbage, drinking out of the toilet, and sneaking cat turds out of the litter box

[@loveforeignaccents]

LOL, yes!

[@nb-wu7yu]

People don’t buy expensive dog food because it tastes better 🤦🏻‍♀️. Just like humans don’t eat healthy food because it tastes better. Healthy food = healthy life.

[@Sans89673]

@@nb-wu7yu 🤦‍♀️ I said that's the dog idea of a three course meal not that I don't feed my dog healthy food. And I don't know what healthy food you been eating but prepared the right way healthy food can taste quite good.

[@SarahGFryer]

Yep..Our dog eats our horse’s poop, too. Loves it.

[@SMATF5]

When I was in high school, I had a dog who liked lettuce - she chomped on it like a kid eating ice cubes.

[@cardboardskateboard]

god, I work at a pet store, and this almost isn’t exaggerating. i’ve had some customers act like this, either to me and my coworkers, or other customers. some people have a lot of nerve 😂

[@bbbrobo]

The only truth is the grain argument, some dogs get wicked gas from dog food with grains, but most use them as fillers. I switched to non-grain and my dog got better. My other dogs just eat whatever we feed them.

[@font6700]

@@bbbrobo grain free is usually something you can't give most dogs especially since it's proven to cause heart failure. That's why it has to be vet recommended normally

[@bbbrobo]

@@font6700 my chocolate lab is almost 14, which is pretty old for a big dog

[@font6700]

@@bbbrobo that's amazing! For a large dog he has reached a ripe old age

[@shannongaston6227]

@@font6700 It hasn’t been proven. The FDA literally debunked it in 2020 and said they found no correlation between grain-free diets and dilated cardiomyopathy in dogs. Please do your research. By the way, every new study that comes out regarding grain-free diets and its “effect” on the heart is funded by Purina. Big Pet has more money than you can even imagine, so their ability to disseminate misinformation is incredible.

[@LC-le9ew]

As a veterinarian, I disapprove of this message. Y’all should be home cooking for your dogs. (JK; I buy Purina)

[@hayliew611]

What do you think about hills science diet?

[@mychemicalcookie]

@@hayliew611 hill’s science diet, royal canin, and purina pro plan are tested with extensive feeding trials and formulated by actual vets, and WSAVA approved. Obv I can’t give you all the details in a KZbin comment, but those brands are the most reliable and researched. Vets generally only recommend those brands because they actually do the scientific research that proves their safety and nutrition balance as opposed to only making marketing claims The specific brand of food of those three that you feed your pet will depend on the pet’s tastes and ability to handle and like the food, and the availability and cost to you, but they are all safe and balanced nutritionally

[@axelevensen1517]

@@hayliew611 hills is one of the best pet foods you can buy in my opinion! they do really extensive research and put a lot of thought into the diets they make

[@sephefox]

What about Taste of the Wild?

[@LC-le9ew]

@@sephefox I advise owners to purchase non grain-free dog foods that their pets thrive on and that are affordable and available nearby. Like I said before, I usually use Purina products, but have also used Hill’s and Eukanuba in the past, but honestly, that was because those companies offered free food when I was in vet school, thereby biasing my views.

[@ROBYNMARKOW]

This reminds me of when the groomer who worked on my cat a few months ago guilted me about feeding him Friskies. She recommended a more expensive one which I bought on Amazon. My cat wouldn't eat it & hell, he's 16 so if he's survived this long on the so-called "Garbage" food I was feeding him so be it..!

[@lyndatuttle]

Yep. I called Purina about which food helped with hairballs for cats. They pushed their 2 most expensive and didn't mention the Indoor Cat Chow, which says on the package that it was for hairballs. Bought the Indoor, fed it to them, and they threw up the food because of the red dye they use for some of the pieces.

[@ROBYNMARKOW]

@@lyndatuttle That's awful 😕

[@ROBYNMARKOW]

@@chlorhex6785 My cat is doing fairly well, health-wise. Mentally,he's a little wonky awa deaf ( I checked by pressing one of those "desk toy" buttons & he didn't respond to the noise.) but he's considered a "senior citizen" at his age so that's to be expected.

[@anonymouschick6702]

@@chlorhex6785- The urinary tract infections likely weren't related to diet. Underlying kidney disease and other age-related factors predispose geriatric cats to developing urinary tract infections... they are quite common in this age group, regardless of what is being fed.

[@joyfullbunny]

My vet says these high end brands are too fatty and have been causing problems for cats and dogs like heart diseases and obesity Too much anthropology in society of pets has led to this trend in protein only food for animals. (Comes from our own obsession s Paleo and keto diets etc) that being said there are preservatives and additives in cheap animal food that upset those with underlying health issues. I have two FIV cats that have to be on the fancy food or they get really gassy! Cat IBS issues related to their FIV

[@josejalaeno73]

Honestly might be one of the funniest snl sketches I’ve seen in years. Then again I always just love seeing John Mulaney in literally anything

[@andersongraff7975]

0:46 sounds like an unhinged MLM pitch.

[@shanemontgomery1358]

Awe Gunther the Corgi so cute 🥰🥰🥰

[@manymystics]

Johns writing and Cecilys acting is comedy gold

[@chrisdesjeunes3691]

Except this sketch was written by Cecily Strong and Kent Sublette.

[@laurenw.8178]

*this is quite literally every dog food commercial i’ve ever seen -* 😂👏🏽

[@elenasophia6798]

i finally saw the commercial this is based on. I almost lost it in a waiting room at the doctor's office

[@KazzakLordOfDoom]

Somehow it feels this is less about dog food and more about how insane some people are and how they reaffirm their assumptions based on the most ridiculous reasons.

[@emjayay]

Well yeah, it's not for pets to laugh at.

[@danielonline7181]

Cecily , Heidi and John bodies any role.. Damn they are amazing

[@KingoftheJuice18]

Is that like "embodies any role"?

[@danielonline7181]

@@KingoftheJuice18 yes sir, pretty much. They bring whatever role they participate in to life and acts it out to the max.

[@KingoftheJuice18]

@@danielonline7181 Yes, I agree! They're great...Usually we say "embodies" or another term is "inhabits" the role.

[@tori2dles]

Glad Cecily got to be the dog lady. 😘

[@thedevmarvelous]

"I wasn't even ready to show that to myself to show me that" lol

[@drummerjames91]

This is 100% a leftover pitch from Mulaney before he got sober.

[@Invisibledrone-]

What do you mean

[@notthechannel2]

What do you mean

[@professorobvious.5957]

Goddamn lol talk about shots fired!!! Lmao!!!

[@sws212]

The first version is with Seth Rogen for the same dog food company a few years back so maybe.

[@Amanda-kd1zr]

@@sws212 Exactly and Mulaney had already left the show at that point! Not saying he didn't have a hand in writing this (he was probably a fan of the first Blue River) but...

[@davidbrownlee3080]

this is literally my aunt. Whenever someone buys dog food under 300 bucks she shames them until they manage to get a restraining order.

[@anatole9839]

😂

[@geekishgir]

🤣

[@167logan]

I feel like she also runs a rescue am I right?

[@dux14]

Blue River Dog Food was my favorite Cecily sketch, the sequel is a masterpiece

[@kenmurray25]

This parody needed someone at the end to say it’s abuse unless you give your dog raw food.

[@tradrudeboy]

This is fantastic. Those commercials are absolutely unbearable, especially since the food generally advertised is not great.

[@yasminedayawon5124]

This is the sequel of blue river dog food and I’m here for it 💕

[@sprkhwa]

this is like the corn syrup commercial meets blue river dog food skit in a crossover that we never expected

[@ajs9517]

1:37 the face Heidi makes is too great 😂😂

[@TheBlindRaven]

Wow that escalated quickly and oh so randomly lol. The corgi was super precious though ☺💜

[@virginiathornton]

While John is telling Cecily how great she is, I'm thinking RUN HEIDI RUN

[@offintonebula]

LMFAO as a dog sitter... yep. I have to smile and nod through so many [upper middle class] clients 'lecturing' me like this.

[@anniewasserman1159]

This was a fantastic skit the actors were great and that pug deserves an Emmy

[@stephenbrock1231]

this is my average shift at petsmart

[@Phi1618033]

And here I thought I was the only man made impotent by low quality dog food.

[@billyeveryteen7328]

I'd be upset if Cecily wasn't in this sketch about dogs.

[@benzaiten933]

Cecily's character was such a perfect representation of all those insufferable Karens who think they know better.

[@davidmckesey7119]

Exactly

[@MossyMozart]

@Benzaiten - Okay, I now get to let loose with one of my pet peeves --- ONE person named "Karen" did a despicable thing and you insist on labeling all people displaying bad behavior as "a Karen"? The vast majority of Karen-named people are fine world citizens. Don't you think your arbitrary use of their name to denote the despicable is frustrating, even hurtful? Alternate words already exist for such people; for example, "bigoted", "deplorable", "discredited", "irrational", "cultist", "rude" all come to mind, but there are many more. Using a perfectly good name like "Karen" to mock despicable behavior is truly lazy, prejudiced thinking.

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

@@MossyMozart We found a Karen!

[@nothingtoseehere7554]

i’m so glad they brought this bit back, it’s amazing

[@williamcortelyou9072]

My old roommate worked at a vet. These people exist!

[@PBurns-ng3gw]

So we're not going to talk about the lady in the background who's just carrying around a turtle?

[@turbulentbeauty]

I have a pug and so does my mom. I am laugh-crying over the use of a pug for this "ad" it's so funny.

[@babyvia6712]

THE SEQUEL TO CECILY'S DEBUT BLUE RIVER SKETCH?!! OMG

[@rebeccaschillinger675]

My name is Rebecca Anne and I feel personally victimized by this skit 😂😂

[@emjayay]

I fed my dog various medium to cheap priced big commercial brands (with a little tasty people leftovers maybe mixed in) and she ended up being the vet's oldest dog patient.

[@mimarawlings913]

AIMS lamb and rice with a can of sardines in water. Softest black lab fur.

[@shannongaston6227]

That’s called genetics

[@jescerie7382]

Im immediately obsessed with this

[@derekwhitaker5528]

Laughing uncontrollably at the very last line

[@laviathon10]

I've missed Cecily so much.

[@RyedrellShow]

Snl is everything I want my skits to be! They talk about everything.

[@taracurry5816]

Lol every time there’s a little pug puppy they steal the show- look at her little tail!

[@DemonWarp65]

I see people like this at my job ALL. THE. TIME.

[@deltatango6793]

haha I have had this same convo many times 😂🐶 get your doggo some Spot & Tango! ❤️🐶🥰

[@frankiejean9152]

I had to watch this twice! It was so damn funny

[@DIGITAL7Media]

I feel like I played this skit in my head every time I used to go to the pet store to buy Blue Buffalo. It's like..."why am I spending this much $?"

[@GaryDunion]

Congrats to the real German dog food called Blue River, which I'm not at all sure SNL even know exists, on this free advertising.

[@geraldpatterson3903]

The sad part is that beginning in the early 2000s pet owners got hit with multiple deadly recalls and everyone started buying high end food. Problem was, we were too stupid (and most still are) to realize our pets don't need that much damn protein and thus numerous dogs especially got their lifespans cut short due to severe inflammation, and for deep lung and long dogs, severe impaction of the bowels.

[@HakuYuki001]

I love how she never actually proves the dog can walk

[@kevinpenfold1116]

“32¢ more per day monthly” doesn’t even make sense. 🤣

[@Thatonedude1289]

So glad to see how other people who also work at pet stores have the same experience . I also looked at the bags and started listing in my head the names of each brand (Wellness, Blue Buffalo, etc).

[@tay2944]

Remember the dog food sketch with Cecily and Seth Rogan?

[@elram2649]

Moral of the story: Blue Ribbon advocacy works for ED. 🤭

[@schmactor]

This is the chaos comedy I want.

[@cnoelad83]

The wirehaired dachshund was so precious

[@andrewfosbrook9954]

I adopted a dog and this literally happens in pet stores. Entirely true. Mine shits in the store. He’s a gem. Believe it or not, I met a lady with a Boxer puppy named… “Cecily”

[@justinkoenig1706]

These characters haven't seen Will Ferrell's lessons on Dissing Your Dog.

[@vicinvesta8349]

Love how easy they hold these bags.

[@kylesampson3197]

I was waiting for the sequel to blue river dog food with Cecily!

[@benbaer4697]

Lol, she was in the original SNL skit about this. It was with Seth Rogen.

[@davcuts2897]

A woman at a pet store told me I didn't really care about my dog because I was not feeding him a grain free diet. So these people really do exist.

[@eyalreiss294]

But now they look stupid because vets claiming lentils and shit are giving dogs heart disease

[@DrWh1teCat]

@@eyalreiss294 It's more than just veterinarians, it's the FDA stating there is a link between grain-free foods and a specific type of heart faiure.

[@manilkasheran2934]

The funniest part it they brought all of their pets along with them.

[@TheSMPStudios]

Ahh, nobody does “hysterical” like Cicily!!