Headless Horseman - SNL

[@hd4c393]

When John hosts he makes sure his homey, Pete, is in every sketch. I love that.

[@carolyntalbot947]

👏👏👏

[@Mito-gk8jp]

Which one's Pete

[@jjonvhs.7408]

@@Mito-gk8jp taller young white guy, a little scrawny. pete shows up at 2:15

[@andrewwoodward8563]

@@jjonvhs.7408 i thought pete was puerto rican

[@allena_jane]

You mean his son?

[@FumbleAIBO]

Pete : "Personal connection" John: "POWER"

[@avbartholomew]

Power for me

[@tyrant-den884]

not the only time he has said that on SNL

[@HannahBanina]

The best part is that imo it’s honestly totally in-character for the original Ichabod Crane lmao

[@sapphosspecialboy]

I’m convinced that this isn’t a sketch, this is just a story from John Mulaney‘s actual life. We all know he’s immortal, his old timey voice gives it away.

[@rae__6938]

I mean after what he did to princess diana who knows what he’s capable of

[@Aukejorrit]

He's immortal just like Webby and Wiggly....

[@sapphosspecialboy]

@@Aukejorrit this might seriously be the greatest reply I’ve ever gotten.

[@Aukejorrit]

@@sapphosspecialboy Starkids look out for eachother ;)

[@marissaetchison2413]

The only thing that could make this episode better was if Salt N Peppa were performing as the musical guest.

[@rct3isepic]

“When life hand you a severed head, you put the mouth on your dingas” - John Mulaney, 2020

[@rachelmoore2948]

Thought it was funny until the end when it kinda started trivializing rape

[@paarthurwax2522]

@@rachelmoore2948 whit.

[@driley5004]

@@rachelmoore2948 oh come on dude

[@andrewp2681]

@@driley5004 To be fair, it’s pretty weird that they grab his head and have sex with it unconsensually.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@andrewp2681 right... and you know that consent is a pretty modern concept right? Back when the story of the Headless Horsemen takes place did not have consent laws. Pretty effed up, but the sketch isn't incorrect about that.

[@Jeehaun]

“Mainly Lorne who wrote this sketch” killed me

[@macforme]

Jeehan: Right...: we had nothing to do with it...see *Loren* about it, ok...

[@marissaetchison2413]

This was definitely John material!!

[@gravityking]

Could be the worst sketch to ever air on SNL.

[@7elEvan1]

The Lonely Island did something similar with Jonah Hill dating Andy's dad. After Bill said he's fucking his dad, the text says "written by Lorne Michaels"

[@tolbydamit]

Killed you? Do you require aid?

[@rdear]

“Uh It’s full of puritans, homie” best line.

[@Blessedone333AZ]

It's really pathetic that you don't understand how this is depravity and disgusting. But it's even more disgusting that you got a thousand Thumbs Up by other garbage humans

[@mac8750]

@@Blessedone333AZ this whole sketch is a joke. They are purposely making jokes that are gross

[@Blessedone333AZ]

@@mac8750 I realize you don't have the intellect to understand how the world works, but humor has always been used in propaganda. Go away now

[@hopemccubbin8661]

My wife Goodie Chastity. Lol

[@rdear]

Faith restored So you’re saying there is no place in this world for humor of any sort? Surly you’ve laughed at something in your life. Perhaps you’ve even told a joke or two. This is clearly dark humor. You know it’s funny because of how insanely wrong and ridiculous it would have been for someone to say the things they said in this skit. I think that’s perfectly punctuated by the use of the word “homie” here. Also, without your comment, I never would have known I got a thousand plus thumbs up. Guess I’m an internet legend now! Time to start a streaming on Twitch and Tik Tok! But on a serious note, the root of this joke is that we as Americans, some descended from puritanical settlers, have a hard time talking about and respecting the role sex has as a part of our lives and a healthy relationships. It shouldn’t be disgusting and shouldn’t be depraved. That way of thinking would certainly be a reason Pete’s character can’t talk to his wife, Goodie Charity, about the sexual aspect of their relationship.

[@babdabubda5266]

Mulaney's voice is made for this old timey stuff

[@zeldamarkedlink]

*Extreme Agreement*

[@elizabeth_b]

that's cause he's actually from the 19th century

[@XylessBrawl]

Mikey also does a pretty great old timey voice.

[@riotpoliceTRELL]

Teenage girls in the 2020 “omg I was totally born in the wrong generation” John Mulaney: hold my sody pop, doll

[@Poemi10304]

He’s good at the early 1920-1950s type of movies and news casts, too!

[@UnderSide821]

“Hey, why send us to hell, when you could send yoursef to heaven? “ Hahahaha

[@bethanyvillero6900]

Why does he look so perfect in period clothes?

[@bethanyvillero6900]

(Mikey too!)

[@OmniValor]

It's the time he's from

[@Deuteromis]

John's costume I'd wear everyday.

[@clinicalacidity3329]

Because He’s immortal

[@crm1301]

because he’s a 4035 year old immortal

[@kendalltingey]

Missed a good opportunity for a “sitting on your own face” joke here.

[@canaisyoung3601]

The censors probably told them they couldn't do it.

[@tiffanyzhang9602]

5:05 "mainly Lorne who wrote this sketch" HAHHA

[@BensBoringVideos]

Holy shit, honestly surprised this sketch made it past the NBC censors.

[@montanarose-sings]

Maybe the head of NBC Censoring is Goody Chasitity, and she didn't get it 😂😂

[@jennyl.2689]

He used to write for SNL lol

[@M6O21I]

SAME! Joking about repeatedly raping a severed head in the woods?!

[@gabbidurham]

It’s not Fox so it should be find

[@witchypoorose5196]

I had the same thought.....as I laughed uproariously.

[@blackguyofthesouth2161]

He's the "Head" less horseman because he wasn't getting any.

[@kieran.grant_]

I can't believe they didn't put that in the sketch.

[@EwWhoIsTHAT]

@@kieran.grant_ Well now you know you can blame Lorne for that.

[@MissLinas]

@mister foster, Sounds like a personal problem. He has 2 hands he should use one of them.

[@bongobrandy6297]

That's the classic miconception. It only means he doesn't get as much as the next guy/guys.

[@theodorelaval1133]

Hats off to you for that awesome joke, man. I bend the knee to you!

[@bwktlcn]

“Icabod....Icabod Crane....we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty....”

[@mars_mayday]

“Icabod... Icabod Crane... this is the department of Social Security with very important information about..."

[@xKarma_411]

I’ll pay just to sit in the the writers room when they were coming up with this sketch.

[@wienersmcbutts]

I mean, it basically writes itself when you establish the fact that “headless” is a double entendre for “not getting head”

[@AC3handle]

I would LOVE to hear all the ones that get rejected. I'm sure after 16-22 hours awake they get REAAAAALl ponchy

[@hadracks]

These jokes are probably cleaner than many of the other options they produced. Michael Che is pretty open that his favorite jokes can't be televised. Maybe he is waiting for HBO to pick him up...

[@whiteraven181]

Three years late but honestly I think sketches of the writer's room while they're trying to think of sketches could be hilarious

[@MinecraftGamer2021]

The delivery of "Dingus" was so perfect

[@windowbreezes]

that animated owl is serving its worth out of the SNL budget.

[@ndnpride3972]

HEY! That's High Tech!!? 🤔

[@danielleking262]

lmao

[@stevenstygles255]

Got it from an old prop from the 80s clash of the titans

[@stevejohnson4144]

I hear it’s going to be a featured player next season.

[@twigwigsoso]

it's a props not animated lmao

[@fantasticania]

"why send us to hell when you could send yourself to heaven?" 😂😂😂 this is one of the best SNL sketches I've ever seen.

[@penguincommunity6218]

I don’t understand this at all. What needs was my dear husband talking about? - Goody Chastity

[@kionnakelly2918]

😂😂

[@Hermes_Agoraeus]

Rape, apparently.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@Hermes_Agoraeus I mean, back in the times of the tale of the Headless Horseman, rape wasn't uncommon unfortunately.

[@moxxibekk]

Joke's on him, she's just not getting witchy in the marital bed.

[@doctorthirteen5727]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 Also Goody Chastity was likely 14-15 years old.

[@alexaissociallyawkward2972]

"It's like they always say, when life hands you a severed head you put the mouth on ya dingus"

[@hyperophone]

as soon as I heard Mulaney's voice, i knew i will be happy to see his face and watch his sketch too.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

Give Beck some props, he’s playing the straight-man’s severed head really well!

[@henrysmith9725]

I love how Pete’s first thought was the less salacious option.

[@sallourussell2271]

Uh using is head to spy on women changing is definitely MORE salacious

[@riotpoliceTRELL]

Teenage girls in the 2020 “omg I was totally born in the wrong generation” John Mulaney: hold my sody pop, doll

[@marquis911]

"We'd all go play jacks at the soda fountain!" "I was on the telephone with Blockbuster Video!"

[@josephkanuha408]

John and Pete totally had a random conversation about this a long time ago, and they finally got the chance to make a sketch of it all 😂

[@3dwerwulf]

There's nothing scariest than hearing the questions everybody is too afraid to ask

[@michellee806]

It went from intriguing to disturbing real quick at 4:03

[@joko09010]

LOL yep 😂

[@MoonDolph]

specially if you've seen the mindhunter

[@julio.chavez]

Yeah, _that’s_ when it became disturbing, sure 👀

[@sarahh9494]

Agreed

[@tticusFinch]

@@MoonDolph exactly what came to my mind

[@lanceturley7745]

Oh, I see the problem. They want the "Headgiving Horseman," that's a different guy.

[@garyjohnson6058]

You rang??

[@aslinger0]

“Do you use your head, on yourself “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Possible silver lining 😂😂😂

[@annikaruelo1383]

It’s weird how fast I got what he was talking about. I’m very ashamed.

[@Deathbatman]

Same

[@user-ll5id2kw8g]

We all did

[@monicagrace9536]

The fact that I understood immediately I blame on my friends who make dirty jokes half the time 😂

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

It’s so bizarre and yet I can’t look away

[@gabbylian5973]

is it just me or did John's whole composure change when he said " you put the mouth on your dingus"

[@livetime2779]

John Mulaney is Ichabod Crane. He was born to play the part. Weird but funny skit. "Do you ever use it, to like, you know?" So that's why he's called the HEADLESS Horseman!

[@joedunphy5064]

Why you think it’s weird

[@vandal280]

It was hilarious until the rape at the end

[@joedunphy5064]

Rachel Clark what that very thinly implied part at the end involving a mythical creature? 😂

[@vandal280]

@@joedunphy5064 rape is rape. What are you getting at?

[@joedunphy5064]

Rachel Clark think you’re overthinking it here

[@mushuyouhungry]

“But mainly Lorne, who wrote this sketch” DYING

[@victoriarigbymusic]

"You could probably go in through the neck and it's a whole different experience." WTF 🤣

[@witchypoorose5196]

I **know**!! They really went there!! LOL. 🤣😂

[@johnirby8847]

Lmao! I've tried to reach the neck! 😂

[@superstarultra28]

John Mulaney is totally acting like Andrew Glouberman in this sketch and I love it.

[@quill404]

I was watching with my mom and this lasted SO long 😭😭

[@quill404]

And I thought it was going to be the musical sketch so I said “this one is going to be amazing” WHYYYYYY

[@frozennorthwoods4401]

I’m sorry. I hear ya. I have teenage sons..I would have skipped to the next video if it had been me. This was just rather icky, even to watch alone. Didn’t really find it funny, just odd. We generally stick to Disney plus when we are all watching here😉 It’s getting tough to find good family content anymore. Remember, us Moms are just regular people too. She was probably just as embarrassed but didn’t want you to know. In a day or two neither one of you will give it a second thought. It will be all forgotten. You takecare now:)

[@jimbull6630]

@@frozennorthwoods4401 Or she may have just been thinking about getting some severed head.

[@dielaughing73]

Longer than you'd last if you had the 'use' of a severed head?

[@vickylikesthis]

The end is quite horrifying.

[@vandal280]

Yup

[@willowjohnson8553]

“Nothing to be afraid of in these spooky scary-“ SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE

[@cherrylk4188]

This might be the darkest ending to an SNL skit yet

[@vedranavidicevic7159]

Rapey.

[@eszterfodor1136]

They totally ruined the Headless Horseman for me.

[@MissLinas]

@Eszter Fodor, Me too!

[@briengakaplan-b1550]

Nah, I thought they brought up some interesting points.

[@melissasaint3283]

Don't worry about it. The headless horseman HAS no head, it was totally destroyed by a cannon ball.

[@alstronomer]

aw sucks for you 😀

[@giulia6344]

You misspelled “made it better”

[@roygbiv7534]

@00:18. I love how they reused the judgemental owl from the Chance the Rapper graveyard sketch. 🦉

[@ExcelExcel]

Saturday Night writers discover Dullahan porn. Correction: Lorne discovers Dullahan porn.

[@nercksrule]

There's whole manga/anime made surrounding the very idea described in this video.

[@ember-brandt]

@@nercksrule Of course there is, lol

[@delusionsalyer]

Nope nope, not gonna Google it never.

[@Jillians1025]

@@delusionsalyer Lol.. Yeah, yeah me too. Never. 😏

[@res1dentcyn1c]

@@delusionsalyer if I’m not wrong it’s called Durarara!!!

[@meganomahony2199]

I feel like this outfit is as actually johns and he brought it from home

[@naomilawi7702]

2:45 “great minds” LMAOOOO

[@TheFrugalVideoGamer]

They've really gotten a lot of use out of that low-grade owl puppet.

[@ARcam789]

But in the story the horseman doesn't carry around his own head, he lost it to a cannonball (!!) in battle. He's looking for a replacement. Maybe for this reason.

[@lowkeybruja]

seeing Kate credited in the description has me dying to know what iconic lesbian head jokes got cut for time * *sobs* *

[@jamesmc3410]

I’m praying for you. Stay safe, Stat healthy. Have a great day and a great tomorrow.

[@Dreamlillie_95]

I hope they keep using that owl in Halloween sketches 😂

[@TheFiresloth]

Best 15 dollars spent in props.

[@mihaela9339]

Why send us to hell when you can send your self to heaven🤣🤣

[@Lugh444]

They use that owl in everything Halloween 😂

[@candielandssweetadventures]

Ok this went from 0 to 1,000 in 30 seconds. 😂😂😂

[@girli-with-an-i]

0:34-0:36 love the cutout of Beck’s face 😂

[@xaudxbeachxmusicx]

this has strong 2000s joke vibes

[@davidmaione2742]

Always a good time when John Mulaney is on set

[@SaharaColeman]

“My god it’s the headless horseman” lmao that’s the same thing I said when I was watching the movie on Freeform the other day.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

Johnny Depp as Ichabod was a great casting choice in that. But I'm curious as to which one is more faithful: The movie (the horseman is trying to claim his head back) or the skit (he's forced to carry around his head for eternity).

[@masterofallgoons]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 - Kind of both and neither ... In the story he's riding in search of his head, but Ichabod also sees him carrying a severed head on his lap, which he throws at Ichabod. But the next day the townspeople only find a smashed pumpkin, and it's inferred that his town rival Brom Bones faked the whole thing. So, it's both and neither, sorta.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@masterofallgoons oh, I think that's actually covered in the movie like right as Ichabod starts investigating.

[@masterofallgoons]

@@trickytreyperfected1482- Sort of. The movie gives a little more of a background the the Headless Horseman than the original story does. I absolutely love the movie, but it has very little to do with the story. Ichabod and the other characters are quite different than the original story describes, and the plot has nothing to do with the source story. It's worth reading, and it's not long. I'm sure you can find it online for free since it's in the public domain. Also, the Disney animated short from the 50s is probably the most faithful and accurate adaptation just as far as maintaining the basic story goes. It's also a great work of animation and Burton drew some inspiration from that aesthetic for the movie.

[@lw3269]

Good to see this owl again from last year's Halloween sketch with Chance The Rapper. Iconic.

[@TempestWizard9893]

This is the best sketch this entire season god damned!

[@billyllewis]

The words “ghoul” and “ghoulish” are reserved for Mulaney to use in comedy. 🤣

[@bullylife4303]

The Halloween song with Chance the rapper is still my favorite skit.

[@carolyntalbot947]

That's a good one.👍

[@lw3269]

Same owl, too!

[@emnm144]

OMG yes that's one of my favorites

[@jessn.2665]

‘When life hands you a severed head, you put the mouth on your DINGUS’ 🤣

[@omarmoreno5186]

2:01 idk i just like the delivery here

[@lucianoprestes5855]

This is the second sketch that the owl appears. It should count as a regular cast member at this time.

[@dilEmmaClaire]

The next time John hosts it's just going to be a full on Broadway Musical

[@canaisyoung3601]

Fingers crossed. He's almost hosted five times.

[@BW-lb3vd]

the last time he hosted it pretty much was

[@speckofdignity2487]

I mean, there is a musical about Ichabod Crane.... (kinda) called Tarrytown

[@lejdcool1]

It's weird to look back at these sketches with the knowledge that john was probably back on drugs at this point. You'd never guess. Glad he seems to be doing better now.

[@BoyAditya]

LOL ... "Remove 2 of the ribs" is Marilyn Manson reference 🤣

[@jeffs6090]

This sketch and talking about Ron Jeremy on WU (famously known for his ability of autofellatio).

[@daytonsouthall1137]

It’s not really... that is an actual procedure people get to get smaller waist. Marilyn Manson never had that done, it was only a rumor.

[@whateverlolawants]

Before Marilyn Manson, they used to say Alice Cooper did that.

[@mjmaccabee7252]

I thought it was a Cher reference. Which apparently is untrue as well, according to Snopes: Women who have been rumored to have spared ribs to the goddess of vanity are: Cher, Elizabeth Taylor, Jane Fonda, Racquel Welch, Tori Spelling, Pamela Anderson, Gina Lollobrigida, Victoria’s Secret model Stephanie Seymour, Kate Moss, Janet Jackson, and Britney Spears.

[@tkdlover19]

The way John says "dingus" is the cutest thing

[@duditsgrey5148]

I hear his big mouth character coming out.

[@jaketaller8567]

Wait a gosh darn minute, doesn’t the Headless Horseman usually carry around a jack-o-lantern for a head?

[@vandal280]

In some deoictions, he has a jack-o-lantern FOR a head, and carries his own actual head

[@vandal280]

I think.

[@vandal280]

I'm high and will not bother confirming that

[@FrankieUtka]

"I've been trying to do it to MYSELF with my regular ATTACHED head-"

[@victoriavinson8401]

I even tried yoga..and had 2 ribs removed. LMAO

[@melissasaint3283]

Side note for those who feel this has ruined the story for them: the actual Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow has no head. That's the whole Headless part. In the story, it gets totally demolished by a cannon ball. That's why he is riding around angry and headless.

[@chriscoates1406]

"you put the mouth on your dingus." The satisfaction with which he delivered that line 😝

[@NoraDiniro1of7]

The second Mulaney's tone changed I had an inkling where this was going... *Oh no...* They did not disappoint. ;)

[@sezinkarcankaya62]

2:17 the genuine look Pete gives to John

[@joko09010]

John Mulaney! You’ve been cracking me up for YEARS! LOL

[@jean-paulgagnon8479]

The owl from the Chance the Rapper Halloween song returns!

[@thelifeofme5221]

Real quick costume appreciation! I'm no expert but John's costume is like freaking on point for the 1790s. He even has the hair with the ribbon.

[@DIGITAL7Media]

"No amount of money can make me forget god's law" Ha! I love that one.

[@pcadisco]

I dont understand when people say he is overrated 🤦🏾‍♂️ this boy man is hella funny 😂 🤣 😆

[@rileylindsey4019]

this is legit one of my favorite mulaney sketches ever

[@YouGuessIGuess]

That is one of the grossest SNL sketches ever. Perfect that Lorne wrote it.

[@krissv2386]

One of? Show me grosser one.

[@alisathemushroom9923]

Always enjoy hearing Mikey’s old-timey voice

[@troyoboyo17]

I love Pete 💕🥺

[@baileybadass2235]

I love when the owl cameos, it just makes it Halloween

[@Yuyu99000]

Is it.....dishwasher safe? W H A T

[@vandal280]

You know......clean up

[@Yuyu99000]

@@vandal280 I know right🤣

[@juliaplous9092]

Beck Bennet + righteous indignation = hilarity.

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

Of all the questions to ask a headless man...

[@s.m.tahsinzaman_2720]

what would u have asked?

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

@@s.m.tahsinzaman_2720 how would you eat

[@beesokay]

The way he says "dingus" is incredible

[@thetravelinsagittarian1316]

*"The ears are off limits!"* Lmaooo! 😂😭😭💀💀

[@jeckjeck3119]

Once you go black... You go deaf:/

[@thetravelinsagittarian1316]

@@jeckjeck3119 what's that?..... I can't hear you!... 😱..... lmaooo! 💀

[@courbynebufford3550]

This sketch started pretty dirty then ended on a full on #metoo... did not see that comin

[@verala8390]

They got the perfect cast for this skit lmaooo

[@delloffthewall]

The owl from Chance’s Halloween skit made a comeback!

[@neghiepean1530]

Now whose brain did this gem manifest from and how high do you think they were?

[@qwertyyxoxo]

obviously lorne.... it's like you didn't even watch til the end

[@neghiepean1530]

@@qwertyyxoxo You would be correct.

[@FatalChaz33]

Mulaney makes a historically bad sitcom, yet KILLS it in every SNL sketch and frequently acts circles around other guests hosts, many of whom are famous actors. Get John the correct writers and cast and let him create some amazing TV/film comedy!!

[@internziko]

Now if i were to actually see a real headless horseman I'd probably bust out laughing

[@tenhirankei]

@3:40 HH "No, it would not be safe for me to put my head before the person washing the dishes. They would be so terrified by the sight that they would drop the dishes and break them!" What did you expect? In 1790 that was the dishwasher!

[@MsKillerqueen5]

Well that took a turn fast lol

[@jennyF2158]

John Mulaney : Asking the questions we are too afraid to ask xx

[@anakinskywalker5795]

Now THIS was scary but in a MUCH different way.