Board games but WE make the rules

Spoiler: they're stupid
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Intro and additional music by Harry Foster
Game Grumps are:
Arin ► / egoraptor
Danny ► / ninjasexparty
#PimplePopping #MrT #BoardGame

[@thegrumps]

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[@snoochieboochienoochies3394]

Wow Danny's wig is looking really good today.

[@Rea_Content]

See you on Oct 3rd

[@JoltsD]

What the hell? It's already a fifteen minute 10-minute power hour. Now you're saying there's even more minutes in this less than an hour hour?

[@heatherr7704]

I love you guys 🎉🎉🎉

[@vishalkalicharan7710]

How did they change the games?!

[@toryprovenzano6787]

Danny looks like a dad at a parent teacher conference

[@Bree_999]

I was going to say he looks like a music teacher and Arin is his son he brought to work

[@afroman5918]

Fitting because I have the urge to call him Daddy

[@abby2226]

he’s giving off my high school biology teacher with the ponytail and striped shirt

[@areyoudead6576]

he looks exactly like my old music teacher

[@Magic3Star]

He looks so mature ^^

[@silvercomics3517]

Dan looks like he’s about to sit backwards in a chair and tell me how cool Jesus is.

[@Mossieu_deady]

Favourite one so far

[@Xarazel]

which is hilarious and ironic since hes jewish lol

[@FalconFighterPilot1013]

🤣

[@YourRyeBread]

This is the most accurate lol

[@mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477]

​@@Xarazel"hey kids! Ya heard about Jesus? He was a pretty rad dude but he wasn't the son of God"

[@ZenSolipsist]

I gotta admit, I was impressed when Arin landed pimento cheese, drew a farmer’s fate card and _then_ negated Mr T with the brain☺️ *Amazing* 🧡🍿

[@rtiq270]

Finally, a game he's good at

[@TheMCzorro]

This comment sounds like ramblings of a lunatix out of context

[@BambiDiego]

That's such an advanced move, just goes to show how much time he's put into the game

[@Nick-mz4jh]

​@@TheMCzorroI read this comment before I watched the video, can confirm I was confused and worried for OPs sanity

[@bgtherobit]

comments that make no sense when you read before finishing the video

[@Scrofar]

There's like 900+ different ways everyone's seeing Dan in this episode and I think that's beautiful

[@_korbo_]

I think it's fking annoying

[@kitty_rosemc]

​@@_korbo_then don't look at the comments??? it's literally that simple damn

[@_korbo_]

@@kitty_rosemc are you triggered by my opinion?

[@googiegress7459]

You never step in the same Dan twice

[@youngmanomg]

bro literally just didnt wear a t shirt for once

[@TheNicholle23]

Dan looks like he’s about to serenade us with some smooth jazz with that ponytail and button up that’s buttoned all the way to the top.

[@thekoopaking1294]

I just always think he's gonna do that

[@aquadonkey.]

"Keep blowing" Kenny G

[@TheNicholle23]

@@aquadonkey.Danny G

[@TheNicholle23]

@@thekoopaking1294he does look like the type

[@rene8825]

so kenny g?

[@drakkenmensch]

Arin blocking the drought card with a "have a fire plan" solution was *inspired.*

[@corsaircarl9582]

Dan looks like someone's 90's era uncle going to court for a speeding ticket.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

that's the one.

[@Demurr]

So specific and yet so right

[@mhm5483]

this is definitely my favorite description so far

[@DeWessel97]

YUP this one wins

[@clairebear1856]

Dan looks like he's going to a job interview

[@KimoyaFTW]

I hope he gets it!

[@SchrodingersCat8813]

The combo of Dan being shockingly well dressed and kempt while also dropping booooooooooom biiitch and crutch thrusting in Arin's face *chef's kiss*

[@hunterhuang2500]

Crotch. Crutch is what you give to Tiny Tim

[@L33PL4Y]

I didn't see any crutches

[@dravenbear7923]

Dan looks like a respectable young man

[@rottingdreamland]

He looks like a professor

[@robbylaible9481]

Danny’s giving “high school science teacher” today

[@Wrigglevision]

But the cool teacher, who's both humorous and a great educator.

[@babysamich]

So true

[@justin99000]

Super aggressive Let's be Safe is amazing I want to see a full game played by them and a guest 😂

[@Klekowksii]

Yes

[@anthonym6888]

Much needed

[@possummagic1341]

yes please!

[@Pironesia]

This

[@jiggledjoocies619]

commenting so this'll maybe get noticed

[@sp1d3rzzz96]

Dan is when your dad comes to school and Arin is the misbehaving child

[@VileHime]

“there will come a day when i no longer see homestuck pfp’s” what a naive fool i was…

[@TheWuffball]

Dan looks like a community college math teacher

[@SJ-zx1zj]

You are painfully correct. My community college math teacher had a weird low ponytail and wore blue button up shirts like every time I saw him

[@AndyAtHome]

"Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure" sounds like a savory Willy Wonka spinoff

[@Iffondrel]

Instead of a magical chocolate factory it takes place in a haunted factory farm

[@possumboy5933]

To me it seems like a candyland knockoff!

[@texivani]

Oh no, I don't want the bad children to get stuck in the slaughterhouse machines

[@graphicsgod]

​@@possumboy5933I was thinking Shoots and Ladders lol..

[@BenCarsonPinkie]

​@@possumboy5933Definitely looked like a Candyland knockoff

[@atlashashorns]

seeing two adult men being so excited and passionate about a game meant to teach kids how to be safe is something i didn't know i needed today

[@jabisdumb]

I love how into it they were! especially when it’s followed by the clearly-meant-to-be-cool Skworms game that they just didn’t find that exciting

[@Undead-Mortality]

I love that most of the comments are about how sweet Dan looks, and indeed looks like a dad taking his kids out camping

[@omnitoad2187]

Reminds me of when my bros and I invented "Corrupt Monopoly," where the banker serves as a GM of sorts. You could bribe the banker to get favors, do things like devalue people's land with crummy developments and steal money any time you want as long as no one spots you. Those games always ended in wrestling.

[@Silver_Arrow]

BRB gonna go play American Monopoly

[@SchrodingersCat8813]

I mean, that's literally American society so fair play to you lol

[@ScoutOlson]

It doesn't play like that, but there's an actual Cheater's Edition of Monopoly that comes with handcuffs, or I think one handcuff attached to the board.

[@Xarazel]

Bidenopoly@@Silver_Arrow

[@BenjaminRegen]

​@@Silver_ArrowHow dare you tell the truth😤

[@pageimp3807]

Dan looks like he would be the dad in the commercials for most of these boardgames

[@joannafullerton4869]

One of the cards should be listen to advice from two strange men on the Internet.

[@finleychambers7436]

Dan has ditched his usual look of a haggard mother of 17 by becoming a community college guitar teacher

[@JSkore185]

Of course Arin sang "look at all the worms go" to the tune of Bullet with Butterfly Wings by The Smashing Pumpkins. It's from his favorite album Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by The Smashing Pumpkins. IT'S HIS FAVORITE!

[@nate9065]

I was hoping someone would say this

[@jefferyreynolds2019]

I just can’t get away from Bullet with Butterfly Wings between Spotify recommending it, it being the promo song for season 7 of Rick and Morty, and Now Game Grumps. It’s living rent free in my mind

[@kittykatkountry1317]

100%

[@cherniza_]

Hope Dan has fun at the ‘70s swinger party he’s dressed for

[@surblechev278]

When Mr Sexbang states "Clean yourself off", you know he's legit disappointed in your choices

[@Nadayan]

As a child, I loved "Mr. T's Big Bacon Farm Adventure with your Parents"

[@markusgeimer3099]

It was one of my favorites too.

[@DizzyEyes94]

"CandyShip BattleLand, Sorry!" God Vanessa is a wonderful member of this crew

[@melliferou]

I was going to ask who she was because I love her now

[@NiroVonPirro2455]

@@melliferou She must've been hired after G4's revival failed. She was the VJ/social media person for one of their podcasts.

[@DizzyEyes94]

@NiroVonPirro2455 oooo, G4 lore. Good to see the Grumps helping out folks in the industry~

[@egtoonster]

Dan looks like he's about to ground me because I sold his pot to my classmates

[@FeatherWait]

And you're gonna turn around and say to him, "I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!"

[@jonasquinn7977]

Dan looks like a dad forcing his moody son to have a games night

[@dynamicgecko1213]

"Spell my name right on the check!" How the hell did those cards work SO WELL together?! 😆

[@thatluckypanda_]

The ponytail and button up is THE look, gawd damn 😮‍💨

[@sweetpea2604]

He looks like a very kissable dad 😉

[@althefunkman]

Dan looks like he has bowling tryouts right after this powerhour

[@memoriam.victoriam]

love dan's pinstripe shirt/scrunchie combo giving me big 'youth pastor with three pending restraining orders" vibes

[@SchrodingersCat8813]

Of all the "Dan looks like" this one nails it best

[@TheNoogie]

I'm impressed that the "Let's be safe" game has such an emphasis on teaching kids to assert their boundaries to adults. I think that's something kids aren't taught enough these days, let alone in the 70s

[@apartoflife4134]

Something about Arin chasing Dan with his monster cootie is terrifying and yet nostalgic

[@HeartMadeFullElric]

"Get the hell away from me!"

[@Shinjin8]

It was nice of Dan's older brother to fill in for him on this one

[@8bitnitwit]

Dan looks like he's dressed for the birthday party of an elderly aunt

[@Redlegjeff]

Can’t wait to hear sbassbear do the worm crank song😂

[@FilbieTron]

That safety game is like a PG cards against humanity 😆

[@poolboyatvampiremansion]

I don't think I've ever seen dan dressed up like this before. He's usually got a skater/California style going

[@cc-ms5ud]

dan looks like an art teacher with a chill disposition yet a firm moral compass that would personally go down to the main office and talk to his colleagues once he learned your year's classes hasn't gotten a single field trip in its multiple years despite every other grade getting ten field trips a month

[@geekygoggles628]

Oddly specific, but wholesome!

[@RaiderJake26]

Bruh Dan looks way older when he actually puts his hair up and lets his facial hair grow. He looks like he would be playing keyboard as a backup at a kenny g concert.

[@tomokolovecraft3792]

As if he isn't Kenny G.

[@BumbleTus]

Dan looks like he's ready for school picture day :)

[@bonezagaga0004]

the fact the game actually works well is amazing

[@nat2501]

Dan looks like a cool high school music teacher that collects obscure and exotic instruments

[@charissascrazy242]

So heartwarming to see a father and son playing board games together 😊

[@Sunshine-san]

That Mr.T clutch with the brain is one of Arin's finest moments, I expect to see it in the future compilations

[@sarahseabiscuit8187]

14:02 Dan: "You owe the bank $1000" *Gets bus card* Arin: "I'll throw myself in front of the bus!" 🤯

[@UndeadDante]

Arin has the telltale signs of a magic player by shuffling the cards in his hands for no reason.

[@vexivous9913]

Nothing's more funny than seeing mild timid Dan acting like Arin

[@WitchAngelNekora]

Dan looks like he's gonna take Arin out for ice cream after this episode with their wives tagging along cause they know Dan has the best idea where to get a good cone.

[@geekygoggles628]

This is wholesome and I'm here for it.

[@elizabethbuchanan2555]

Dan looks like an early 2000s dad who is also a music teacher. All he needs is a saxophone

[@aynDRAWS]

Well then he'd just look like Kenny G

[@ronoc9]

Dan looks like he's a recovering addict who's doing really well getting his life back together.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

i mean...

[@brittthegreat3]

The crochet dinosaurs are just adorable 🥰

[@YourEvilHenchman]

I'm almost ashamed to admit how much that "the world's lamest wolverine costume" joke made me laugh

[@BenjaminRegen]

...almost 😁

[@YourEvilHenchman]

@@BenjaminRegen 😉

[@doslover]

Dan's definitely in his Sunday finest while ALL the innuendos are made 😄

[@louis559]

I absolutely love how well the Lets be Safe cards work as solutions for the Farmers Fates.

[@azur1y]

i love how they got the most competitive with the life lessons game

[@sks220]

I just want a full episode of them solving farmer issues with stay safe cards.

[@SuperArtisticGamer]

I’ve never seen Dan wear a dress shirt. It’s a good look for him

[@gahhck_9170]

There is such an energy about Dan with his hair up, and I cannot define it. Actually scratch that; He looks like he’s about to pull a guitar and play Wonderwall.

[@lampshade6579]

Dan looks like he's about to say something I'd be very uncomfortable with, but he said it very calmly and respectfully. So that balances the feelings out.

[@Mezzy..]

2:43 4:15 My favourite Dan joke genre is him reading suggestive sentences from a box's packaging

[@3rt453]

Dan looks like he’s wearing a shirt his wife made out of a Target tablecloth because a sewing machine was also on clearance. Love it

[@Capum5]

Skworms sounds like a name they'd give Link in a Zelda game.

[@Zetsumaru]

Dan looks like the joy of warm sunlight hitting the side of my sofa where my head rests while I take a 40 minute nap.

[@mizukisoups]

Dan looks like he's about to teach me high school physics and I'm all for it

[@marmalade0997]

As someone who actually grew up playing The Farming Game, this is going to be hysterical

[@cappycat463]

Are you perhaps a farmer?

[@Mortimer107]

Holy crap, I forgot all about Cootie Bugs! That just unlocked some memories that I still can't exactly place.

[@fios4528]

Dan looks like Weird Al's music teacher

[@night8owel8]

I hope the job interview/church service/teacher-parent conference goes well since Danny/the dad on those board game boxes/Dan looks really nice in his community college math teacher/ im definitely an adult/ smooth jazz preformer outfit

[@balloonman3565]

I love the little crochet dinosaurs at the start ❤

[@XSuicideChillaX]

My wife made them, she's trying to open commissions but doesn't know what people may like

[@Jacksynth]

Dan looks like he'd be good at bowling.

[@jackdaniel2767]

I absolutely love these guys. They really do brighten my life. Thanks @all the Grumps!

[@l.b8896]

I love Dan looking like a youth rabbi. Even though there’s a slight discomfort to the love.

[@TheSpektrum1989]

gotta love the knitted versions of their little dino pals.

[@XSuicideChillaX]

My wife made those, she never thought they'd make it to them. You can imagine her joy when this episode aired 😁

[@8BitAlchemy]

Dan: "And you don't need reading skills" Arin: *Aggressively crosses eyes while reading*

[@bustanutt2735]

Dan looks like my high school geometry teacher

[@hispanicattacks4603]

I need “Cheaters never win and winners prefer meat” on a shirt

[@nickf.747]

"inspired by when my family would go to a cabin and make candy-ship battle-land...sorry." i forgot that sorry was the name of a game for a second and thought there was just. a random apology tacked onto the end there

[@SomeKindaHero117]

I would like to request an episode of Grumps where everyone plays Mr. Bacon's. That was the greatest content out of any KZbinrs I've seen in awhile, with regards to what I find enjoyable Edit: I changed my mind. I want the whole office involved with all the board games 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lithium444]

Dan looks like he time traveled to our future from the 70s

[@koboldmartian4063]

I don't think I have ever seen Dan with his hair tied back yet but may I say... yes daddy.

[@GavinusMaximusMaster]

Dan looks like the Guitar teacher from my middle school who also taught Orchestra. He plays in literally every band in my county no joke. From the University Jazz band to a garage band down the street from my parents house. Oh and hes MISSING A THUMB. I bet Dan would love him.

[@Groggy_Gamer]

Dan: "You can't violently crank it until it spits it out!" Boy oh boy, do I have news for you...

[@Floepieflurpstudio]

Dan looks like a dad that actualy enjoys handig out with his kids

[@TheFranky49]

This worked out much better than I thought it would!

[@johnbones9770]

"You can't violently crank it until it spits it out" - Dan Avidan, 2023

[@sparrlow]

I genuinely cant tell if most of the comments are appreciative of Dans little dress up moment here or absolutely roasting it to ash, i love it.

[@zacz1242]

My two beautiful fathers with their hair up❤ I’m gonna kiss em💋

[@kajachristine6436]

Dan looks like he has studied philosophy and changed his appearance to fit so

[@kyweemo]

my brain was not prepared for the bullet with butterfly wings cover

[@MeleeTiger]

I love that Dan had full Dad/Teacher vibes with his choice of outfit and hair, like, the cool dad/teacher.

[@NordicSim34]

Never stop doing what you do ❤️

[@aaronalquiza9680]

Dan is dressed like he's going to an interview for some mexican cartel.

[@Nirakolov]

Mr. T beats you up while you avoid calamity with your dad actually seems like a fun game

[@SuperSupper2]

"Plow the back forty on your kitchen table" sounds like what happens when the kids are out of the house

[@lkcullen1918]

All the "Dan looks" comments lmao

[@sarahyruegas2736]

Danny with his hair up like this reminds me of the cloud hippee guy from gumball. This is a compliment I think

[@Caterpillargirl100]

Love Dan referencing Arins favourite Album. He's a good friend.

[@shadowbopit4104]

Cool that they did a short cover of Bullet With Butterfly Wings, a song from Arin's favorite album, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by the Smashing Pumpkins