Bob and Teddy Yelling At Each Other For Almost 5 Minutes

[@colonelmustang854]

I love how Teddy still insists on paying even as he’s yelling at Bob.

[@oscarramirez2697]

Because he's friend and customer, that's what I love about him

[@marcocastillo1087]

You dont have any tools!

[@waikeonglim7703]

Just because he is upset doesnt mean he has to be unreasonable XD

[@gaudylady7]

Because Teddy is the best🎉😂

[@shawnthompson2303]

HERE’S YOUR $4.16, BOB

[@Ashley-sn8mi]

I love how quickly they match each other's energy. It's like their outrage is just simmering below the surface at all times. 🤣

[@nahelbeuk]

That's probably true 🤣

[@newguy371]

Well they were both on Assy McGee, so they're probably used to working with each othet.

[@HomerT6]

I mean they both do stressful jobs so it makes sense

[@alastairmcgetrick2145]

Teddy is like one of those friends that you are glad to have around but still drive you absolutely nuts lmao

[@danielwilson8604]

i like to think they both understand that they can talk to one another, even if it's occasionally a shout. they both understand not to take the shouting personally and use each other to vent a bit,

[@Bruh-vs1qv]

There’s something about animated characters having real raw arguments that just absolutely sends me every damn time

[@ShinkoFleur]

Facts.

[@marcocastillo1087]

They run on gas and batteries Damit!!!

[@zenologic7786]

Watch Smiling Friends then

[@Bruh-vs1qv]

@@zenologic7786 Bro I’ve watched it forwards and backwards, funniest shit ever

[@Cooliganify]

I’ve seen every one one of these episodes multiple times and they still make me crack. When Bob says scat and Teddy actually starts scatting lmaoo.

[@pinkheresy9870]

“What am I supposed to do, replace my phone every 10 years!??” fucking killed me

[@tkcritic7368]

"YES!!!!" 😡

[@mr.l8723]

@@tkcritic7368 “DO ME A FAVOR! DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE! IM IM IM IM IM LEAVING!!!!”

[@Kjamesm09]

GOOD!!! GREAT!!!

[@no_visor5803]

YEAH, IM LEAVING!!!

[@SandraLopez-vj8gv]

“LEAVE!!!”

[@toddmchenry8509]

"3 years ago you forgot a tomato on by burger and I said NOTHING" lmfao

[@dafreedomfita]

I am declining politely

[@el-kiote]

@@dafreedomfita Polite Lee!

[@marcocastillo1087]

Bobby! look over there dont look at me!

[@shurshette]

Tbh that's my energy

[@toddmchenry8509]

@@shurshette 🔥 humor

[@d.dankey1168]

One thing i like about teddy is hes always polite. I mean he just yelled at Bob, disrupting the mood of the restaurant and immediatley apologizes to the only customer there for his actions. How can you not like him

[@odod2898]

"how can you not like him" uh because he has no boundaries, is unstable and prone to outbursts, and gets aggressive and demanding when things dont go his way

[@d.dankey1168]

@@odod2898 ehhh hes funni

[@odod2898]

@@d.dankey1168 he is funni, u right

[@fork4207]

odod also who brings fires from one restaurant to another man deserved to get yelled at for that one.

[@traviswilkins1965]

Because Bob and Teddy are mean to each other

[@garypellerin5576]

When Teddy started to scat...too funny.

[@CrazyChris622]

i'm pretty sure both him and Bob arguing is funny to me

[@rydercartoonanimations]

Bobbity bobbity bobbity bobbity Bob bob bob! Scattity battity battity battity battity boop bop!

[@13Jordanator]

@@rydercartoonanimations I meant go not scat! Go!

[@rydercartoonanimations]

@@13Jordanator No!

[@dreamgrlarchive]

i just lost it

[@Reyeyawn]

It’s funny how they go from calm to yelling and back to calm like nothing ever happened 😂😂

[@CarlosRIOS777]

Most best friends are like this.

[@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945]

this is literally my boyfriend and our best friend

[@marcocastillo1087]

It's dark there's no food there is nothing here for you.

[@alwest4472]

Be joe that sometimes

[@HarpsiFizz]

That's what best friends do.

[@jordanbermudez7710]

The shrill “YES” when they were arguing about the tickets takes me out everytime like the pure rage in his voice 😭

[@marcocastillo1087]

I dont like it STAHP!!!

[@ToDamnRight]

The "IDIOT" from teddy in that exchange always gets me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scj6693]

2:08

[@alllittlethingzz]

What tickets were they trying to get 😂

[@sarahassaf4009]

I love how it happens twice, once at 2:08 and at 2:25 😂

[@sydneywarren7353]

The way Mort just sits there watching with a smile as they argue in the first one

[@marcocastillo1087]

REPLACE MY PHONE EVERY TEN YEARS!?!?

[@StupidRandomandYou]

@@marcocastillo1087 YES

[@CJ-wr7wq]

Mort is like a child in the middle of two parents arguing 😂

[@trashydashyarts2162]

@@CJ-wr7wq bruh this comment had me laughing it fr be like that tho HAHAHAH

[@el-kiote]

Mort's just a happy man

[@gianfrancoespinoza8828]

I love how Bob initiates the yelling most of the time

[@marcocastillo1087]

It's nothing about her becoming a woman XD

[@Megatron-101]

3:32 Lol

[@thewillofabeast9079]

Well, it's understandable. He's more introverted compared to the rest of his family, and to some of his friends. I think that's another aspect as to why they bully him so much. Maybe bully is a stretch but I just feel bad for him when his family and friends make fun of him.

[@AllWillBeWell143]

“Cars don’t have batteries, idiot. THEY RUN ON GAS!” I. DIED.

[@KLONOA105]

"and batteries. damnit!"

[@marcocastillo1087]

Benjamin: Son how about you put up your hands. Teddy: No thank you. Benjamin: I just going to have to cake with somebody! Teddy: Alright. (Slap slap slap slap) Teddy: Ow! I dont like it i dont like it STOP! Benjamin: Keep your hands up. Teddy: I DONT LIKE IT!!! I DONT LIKE THIS! Benjamin: KEEP THEM UP!!! Teddy: JUST STOP!!! JUST STOP DAD I DONT LIKE IT!!! Benjamin: Dont lower your hands teddy! Teddy: (Crying) Linda: He is crying. Teddy: It is not fun for everyone dad!

[@AllWillBeWell143]

@@marcocastillo1087 you mean bob.

[@hayladesign86]

Me too lol

[@marcocastillo1087]

@@AllWillBeWell143 Im sorry sir i know your enjoying your lunch-PUT A BURGER ON THAT BOARD!!!

[@spartan1010101]

3:45 you can hear the echo from the recording room (which is supposed to be insulated) from how loud he's yelling lmao

[@marcocastillo1087]

Just stop! Just stop bob i don't like it!

[@jbwarner8626]

I also love how right before that you can hear H. Jon Benjamin trying his damndest not to laugh. I wouldn't be surprised if he and Larry Murphy were actually playing pat-a-cake in the recording booth for that scene 😆

[@SaulGMV]

Reminds me of Dr Katz (Bouchard & Benjamin first show). They just recorded under a blanket in hotel room. Sometimes you could hear hotel people laughing in the background.

[@thatpinhead7543]

@@marcocastillo1087DONT. LOWER. YOUR. HANDS. TEDDY!

[@Jack24725]

You’re scarin him he’s crying

[@doctorgears9358]

“THEN BRING A CHARGER YOU IDIOT” sounded so personal. like VA to VA personal rofl

[@ryuspiritvtuber]

Ok calm down fellas, it’s just a show It’s a middle of the day and your phone’s in 23%?! What am I supposed to do replace my phone in 10 years?! Yes!

[@poke-digi-yugioh-bakuagnfa8193]

300th Like! 👍

[@andyghkfilm2287]

3:42 Bob laughing followed by him screaming so loud it echoes off of the recording booth is peak

[@StephenMckeighen]

Imagine someone looking you dead in the eye and without changing facial expression or straining in any way yells so loud their voice *echoes* in a space that shouldn't have any echo capacity This is why Teddy is scared of playing patty cake with Bob, its not patty cake itself, it's the fact he's playing patty cake with fucking Bob

[@andyghkfilm2287]

@@StephenMckeighen KEEP EM UUUPPP

[@PhallicPhantom2]

Hahahahah H Jon Benjamin has such a knack for peaking the mic and still keeping the scene God damn hilarious!!

[@billqiu4692]

He must get a lot of practice screaming LANAAAA all the god damn time lol

[@loifester]

"Here's your bill. It's four dollars and sixteen cents, PERVERT." "Okay, four dollars and sixteen ce- P-PER-PERVERT?!?!??! WHO YOU CALLIN 'PERVERT'?!" "IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BILL!" 0:34 This show has the most naturally funny dialogue I have ever seen, right next to Home Movies. The absolute upscale in the banter felt so realistic, it had me on my knees laughing lmaooooooo

[@mikaelachildress8742]

I cried laughing at that line 🤣

[@mr.l8723]

Alot of the voice actors from Home Videos are in Bob's Burgers. Obviously Bob, but also Hugo and Ron

[@anonymousman5573]

Home Movies was made by the same guy who made Bob's Burgers

[@91Definite]

Fun fact the coach from Home Movies is the voice of Bob! “Home Movies” I couldn’t get into when I was a kid? But I give that show respect b/c that voice actor that played him came a long way playing Bob in “Bob’s Burgers”

[@omegastar19]

You’re right, I dunno what it is but something about that line just makes me crack up. It does sound very natural. I think it’s the surprise in Teddy’s voice. The way he goes from genuine shock to outrage is hilarious. The voice actor really sells it.

[@ley6748]

teddy's responses are hilarious cause he's never ever intentionally rude/disrespectful

[@marcocastillo1087]

To reach milk, place your hand through christmas whrist wreath that sounds fun.

[@sofalint2905]

I wish there was more of this angry dialogue with teddy and Bob. I ended up watching more of the later episodes and it seems teddy becomes more obsessed with pleasing Bob while Bob seems more awkward about confronting him. It's so surprising to see these earlier episodes and watch them get mad at each other lol

[@annieefissh]

i love all of bobs burgers but I think the earliest episodes are the funniest. them arguing all the time being one reason but in the first several episodes I'm always laughing.

[@bluelightstudios6191]

My head cannon is that they just got used to each other's antics or they just don't wanna keep fighting about random stuff all the time so they just roll with each other's stuff and don't cause drama over nothing.

[@morseeinhd9898]

@@annieefisshthe earliest episodes are the funniest for every charchter not just job and teddy and the side characters were so good

[@anglosaxiphone8246]

They softened Teddy more as we got to know him. He's a geniune part of the family and is why Bob is less ready to be angry with him. He started as the regular handyman/ customer but became family right after babysitting bobs kids, having bob help him get healthy, and spending thanksgiving together. The writers made them geniune best friends over time.

[@jase276]

I guess it's development. After Bob accepted Teddy as his best friend and constantly got his kids and him out of trouble he's developed a tolerance. I did watch one of the newer episodes recently and it seems like Bob in general kinda got neutered. He just goes with the madness now when before he was constantly annoyed and upset by it

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

2:05 is my favourite, the pure unbridled rage in Bob's voice is hilarious

[@bryn1063]

Ikr he's usually so calm. He went hogwild.

[@georgeholt2412]

Teddy realising that Bob was in a rut and making as big a deal out of it as possible is top tier friendship

[@mr.l8723]

He worships Bob😂

[@MrJimBusiness]

90% of these must be improvised.

[@Knight_ISL]

Ain’t no way some these weren’t genuine loud aggression between the two Voice actors 💀

[@mason9924]

bob's voice actor has said that his go-to line during improv is "get out" so more often than not when he's saying it it's during an improved scene

[@marcocastillo1087]

No thank you.

[@Howitgoes799]

@@mason9924 That explains a lot.

[@kalvin187douglas]

Love your pfp

[@user-pz45s]

3:40 you can hear Bob's VA trying to keep in his laugh

[@marcocastillo1087]

XD

[@rfox3519]

A few seconds later you can hear the echo in the booth because he shouting so loud

[@toomessy]

Teddy is one of the best adult characters, and I'm being 100% serious. He's cool, knows how to fix things, is nice with kids, will pay for his meal every single time, encourages Linda and treats her like a sister, tries his absolute hardest to not insult Bob and most importantly, laughs at their terrible, godawful jokes. Only bad thing about him is that he can get extremely weird and unstable sometimes. Makes you feel like he doesn't understand the concept of boundaries and just a simple...no lol. Which is interesting, because he's also awful at saying no to people.

[@gabe_s_videos]

And I think that makes him so endearing. He's clearly good at a lot of things, so you want him to have friends, which makes it hilarious when you see him try and fail. If he wasn't good at anything AND annoyed everyone, his schtick would get old fast.

[@Hesykast]

You know that he's basically in love with Linda, right?

[@toomessy]

@@Hesykast I was gonna include that part in my original comment initially actually, but I had to think about it honestly. His relationship with Linda definitely looks a bit inappropriate, but at the same time, Teddy just gives me the vibes of someone who'll date anyone as long as It's possible. Hence why he was SO obsessed with wanting to go back to his ex wife in that one episode. I don't think he's in love with Linda, but more so with the idea of her. Does that make sense?

[@Hesykast]

@@toomessy Yeah, I hear what you're saying. I think it's more of just a running gag.

[@gabe_s_videos]

@@Hesykast I'd say it's more like he has a crush on Linda, since she's one of the only women who's nice to him and patient with his weird habits.

[@ghostthad9155]

I love how Benjamin can't contain his laughter when he's telling Teddy to keep his hands up lol

[@F.S92]

And I like that they kept it. Instead of asking them to redo. I love to hear and see actors enjoy working on a project and the script. :)

[@abraham2172]

Could also mean Bob enjoying his clap game

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@abraham2172No because he’s keeping a straight stoic face and not at all smiling when he’s laughing so it was clearly unintentional that they kept in!

[@abraham2172]

@@Gadget-Walkmen Right lol

[@Qwerty32-w3w]

Timestamp?

[@lavalampluva55401]

0:42 Teddy gives him a $10 and change. That's a good tip for a $4.16 bill

[@georgehiscott700]

He might just be too angry when giving the money to Bob

[@halloweenpun202]

I expect nothing less of Teddy

[@Scufflegrit]

He keeps them open.

[@0megaFan]

3:45 God H. John Benjamin yelled so loud you can hear the echo of the recording booth

[@isaaca.garcia8958]

I love how his expression doesn't match the tone of his voice.

[@filmtheory783]

@@isaaca.garcia8958 I wonder how he said it in the recording booth do you think he blew out any mics the nostalgia critic did that once he got so mad at a movie he blew out his mic because of how much he was screaming into the mic

[@isaaca.garcia8958]

@@filmtheory783 1: Maybe? 2: I've never seen that Nostalgia Critic video before, could you link it?

[@filmtheory783]

@@isaaca.garcia8958 im gonna try and find the link i know it exists it just mite take awhile

[@jbwarner8626]

@@isaaca.garcia8958 I think it was his Disneycember review of Mulan II. It had a disclaimer at the beginning and everything that said something like "No, your speakers aren't broken, Doug just screamed so loud he permanently clipped his mic" 😆

[@Chronos341]

Some people are like this, they can just go from 0-100 in an argument with friends, but they both know they don't mean it. It's a sign of true friendship. Teddy is Bob's best friend, even if he doesn't want to admit it

[@mlgman138]

Only true friends can go 0-100 in a argument and obviously not mean it

[@DimT670]

I mean you mean it, you can't NOT mean it because you're yelling at each other. It's just that everyone has occasional fights . Not that taking it to heart means you just aren't good enough friends, it means someone crossed a line, and there's always a line

[@anjealin259]

The scatting bit is one of my all-time favorite Teddy moments. “Scatty batty batty…” 😂😂😂

[@marcocastillo1087]

Skibbity Bop mm dada.

[@thenarrator6846]

"What? Am I supposed to replace my phone every 10 years?" "YES!"

[@marcocastillo1087]

Yugi Moto: GET OUT!!! Seto Kaiba: So i should go?

[@ao1fe]

idk why teddy crying bc hes scared of pattycake made me laugh so much omg

[@marcocastillo1087]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@charlesintune]

It's not fun for everyone...

[@ash_j_williams]

4:36 "I'm sorry sir I know you're enjoying your lunch" made me laugh way to hard for no reason

[@Megatron-101]

1:59 You... What me? You...

[@ash_j_williams]

@@Megatron-101 Alright uh Teddy! It was good to see ya time to go, hun!

[@wesleebodenheimer5372]

@@ash_j_williamsWE HAD THE TICKETS! WE HAD THEM!

[@iheartm0mz]

@@wesleebodenheimer5372ARE YOU SAYING THIS IS MY FAULT?!

[@PinkyThePinky8592]

​@@iheartm0mz*YES!!* WHO DOESN'T CHARGE THEIR PHONE, TEDDY?!

[@ss3kid]

1:38 Bob's drawn out, angry "Come on!" kills me every time

[@Megatron-101]

1:59 You. What me? You.

[@WJen8]

Lmao they're so toxic sometimes yet so wholesome other times 😂

[@TripleDeckerSupreme]

That's guy friendships, man, they ain't Toxic they're just beefin' one out

[@yanrokbowl28]

@@TripleDeckerSupreme Funny since it's called Bob's Burgers

[@Lemonade-u9o]

@@TripleDeckerSupreme good one!

[@DimT670]

​@@TripleDeckerSupremeit's not "guy friendships" to occasionally have fights, it's every friendship, heck every human relationship , ppl can't agree or be at their best all of the time Ofc if it happens constantly it is toxic as shit (and still doesn't fall under a ridiculous concept such as "guy friendships", constantly fighting and yelling doesn't magically become ok when you have a penis)

[@Scufflegrit]

⁠@@DimT670nah, it’s guy friendships.

[@bostin1472]

3:45 i love how emotionless bobs face is here, it makes this so funny

[@lavalampluva55401]

He just wants to cake with someone.

[@destroyingheal3968]

He's hyperfocusing

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@lavalampluva55401 lol no he doesn’t AT ALL. He just needs to practice for his daughter’s nonsense but he doesn’t want to “cAkE” with ANYONE at all, just stop saying that, seriously.

[@soniczth8534]

They have a chaotic relationship, and that's what makes it strong.

[@marcocastillo1087]

I want to pay my bill!!!

[@player3093]

2:08 That voice crack kills me everytime

[@Megatron-101]

1:12 Lol

[@dindin9487]

1:42 i love how teddy says "What you are just gonna give up that easy?" As if its a normal part of their relationship to fight 😂

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Teddy and Bob remind me so much of how me and my best buddy always wind up matching each other's intensity in arguments and then immediately moving past it. Teddy really is one of the best "friend" characters in adult animation

[@marcocastillo1087]

EAT THE BURGER!!!!

[@91Definite]

I wish I had a homie like Teddy

[@river7874]

"I'm sorry sir, I know you're enjoying your lunch-PUT A BURGER ON THAT BOARD!" That one never fails to crack me up.

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

"Is this what you want you sick bastard?" him yelling that with a mouthful of burger is fucking hysterical

[@samsnothavingit2788]

Something about Linda’s “you’re scarin him.. he’s cryin” when bobs forcefully cake-ing with teddy, kills me I replay it every time lmao

[@drawingfandome]

The funniest parts are when Teddy just stops yelling and talks normally then goes back to yelling My favorite thing in bobs burgers is how dialogue can just sound so real and have funny banter

[@marcocastillo1087]

Scooby-Doo dollapadao.

[@KingAwesome-lx5te]

"I don't like those tiny cups they make it look like I have giant hands!"

[@LexiLexi612]

1:44 will always be my fav Bob and Teddy scene. The part when Bob just breathes, you know it’s about to hit the fan!😤😂

[@Laserbeak316]

Then he just turns to Teddy and says “You”.

[@filmtheory783]

​@@Laserbeak316 what me

[@Creator_indy]

Which episode was this?

[@dragonrider1736]

​@@Laserbeak316 without even blinking. Lmao

[@ADoubleeEProduction]

@@Creator_indyThe Gene Mile

[@ethanhatcher5533]

2:25 that was an absolutely immaculate "YES!!!"

[@MichaelOfRohan]

Im imb ib ib imeavin!!

[@Harpy-with-Legs]

Ikr it woke me up

[@wariodedede]

"I'm sorry sir, I know you're enjoying your lunch- PUT A BURGER ON THAT BOARD"!!! Absolutely kills me every time.

[@adrianaslund8605]

From hanging out with alot of autistic people I think there's a strong case for Teddy being an undiagnosed autistic. He's got everything from misunderstanding and misreading social cues (it happens sometimes that autistics get set off because they mistakenly interpret innocent things as an insult or attack directed at them and sometimes Ive had to explain to autistic friends that theyve misunderstood something) Ive seen Teddy get set off in similar situations. The way Teddy becomes very disturbed when small things changes in his surroundings and the routine he feels safe in also fits. Having inappropriate emotional outbursts and a sort of stereotyped way of speaking is also common. He fits quite alot of those traits. Mind you Autistics can be super sweet and genuinely compassionate people like Teddy even though they're just a little off.

[@baconhair7393]

All of them have the symptoms of autism

[@rebelbarredrock]

Everyone in Bob's Burgers is autistic or neuro-divergent in some way and thats why I love it so much

[@CannibalisticRapscallion]

Also the whole pattycake thing between Bob and Teddy is a surprisingly good representation of positive sensory seeking and negative sensory reactions

[@starnathanstar]

​@@rebelbarredrock As someone with audhd I love how neurodivergent everyone in Bob's Burgers is

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

I love how they immediately go back to being buddies after screaming at each other

[@kalvin187douglas]

3:13 Teddy: Oh and one more thing! 3 years ago you forgot a tomato on my burger and I said nothing, NOTHING!!

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

They should’ve put bob lashing out on teddy about the tickets to cake at the end of this video

[@immabeaner5684]

I love how he said “you”

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

What me

[@lavalampluva55401]

He just wants to cake with someone!

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

All this for caking and tickets to cake

[@elementz301]

Bob's burgers has great prices

[@arnoarno1092]

I know! If bobs burgers was in my town I’d be there like every other day. I might even go there as much as teddy

[@drbeard4505]

Seriously where the hell can you get a burger and fries for less than five bucks?

[@oscarramirez2697]

I'd leave a $20 tip with the meal that's literally $5 because I want to

[@Shiruvi]

3:46 the way you can hear his voice echo, how fucking loud did his VA yell that line lmaooo

[@stringslinger8824]

My favorite is after Teddy yells at Bob for burger of the day Louise: Why is Teddy in the street punching cars?

[@marcocastillo1087]

Why is Teddy walking in the street and trying to punch cars?

[@BFCNick]

2:08 the pitch he hits with "yes!" is pure comedy

[@markcambrone8369]

Teddy has become more obsessive, inconsiderate and invasive that Bob should yell at him more often.

[@TheFlashzap]

And that’s putting it lightly

[@imextremelytired]

exactly why i love teddy

[@SINGHhar]

He cares too much, and then the fam calls and brings him back in even tho he has other things happening

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

He's Bill Dautrieve 2.0

[@carlthelongshoreman1979]

His teddy is such a creep.

[@Larsgman]

3:13 the sheer energy as he yelled NOTHING about a damn tomato. What a talented voice actor

[@J33rr]

"Then bring a charger you idiot" Scared me, it was the realest and angriest scream bob has ever done, 2:11

[@galois022]

This is a classic jersey friendship

[@CaptainCretaceous91]

I thought this took place on the west coast.

[@galois022]

@CaptainCretaceous91 nah it takes place in Jersey somewhere on the coast, u can kind of see on a map when they drive to Florida where they start also Linda and Gretchen have pretty strong jersey accents

[@DemonicAdj]

Works cited: ATHF episode "Buddy Nugget".

[@adamlong1479]

I could watch just Bob , Teddy and Louise. Thank you for this gem. I loved every second of it .

[@MrSimonsays2592]

"Really? You're gonna give up that easily?" Is my favorite Teddy line. 😂😂😂

[@ZackSmith8]

From what I understand, many of these scenes are developed through H. Jon Benjamin and Larry Murphy riffing on each other. So, whenever Teddy's being impossible or Bob's having a meltdown, it's good to know that they really are coming from a place of friendship.

[@mightyfilm]

The Season 1 DVD has an extended outtake of Bob and Teddy's shouting match from "Sexy Dance Fighting." Bob calls Teddy a "fat fuck" before telling him to get out of the restaurant and it just hilariously falls apart from there. I swear the script just says "Bob and Teddy fight" and they just riff on each other from there.

[@Megatron-101]

Bob uses the same yes when yelling at Teddy 2:08 2:24

[@Reddest1000]

0:29 I hear Teddy's voice actor audio signal. But when I heard Bob call him pervert I laughed 😂

[@Megatron-101]

I want to pay my bill! I want to pay my bill!

[@tameratits8539]

Bob and teddy have the best friendship i swear, they get each other and always match each other energies so perfectly!!

[@marcocastillo1087]

3 years ago you forgot a tomato on my burger and I said nothing, NOTHING!!!!!

[@TheChrisHype]

The “pervert” line sounded so fluid. I wonder if the two were actually able to freestyle in the recording booth.

[@Exobiologic]

I love the insanity of the intensity of the conversation at the end only to end with Teddy being polite enough to excuse himself 4:34

[@tomtim4995]

Nothing will make me cackle more than when Teddy was looking for golf balls at the bottom of a pond and bob was yelling at him to go under but he kept gagging trying to breathe through the hose 😂

[@Endeavr_]

"Cars don't have batteries, idiot! They run on gas AND batteries. DAMMIT!"

[@lessthanthreemetal]

"It's dark, there's no food, there's nothing here for you" I don't even know why this is so funny

[@crabtrap]

"Is this what you want? is this what you want you sick bastard!!!"

[@KaylaKinstler]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jesseramirez7490]

Get out! Get out teddy!! I want to pay my bill! Get out of my resteraunt!! I want to pay my bill! Lol i love that part

[@marcocastillo1087]

Heres your bill $4.16 pervert!

[@yanrokbowl28]

$4.16, pervert.

[@kalvin187douglas]

Same

[@MarcoStrange]

I love that even though Bob was kicking him out, Teddy still wanted to pay his bill. Pretty sure Bob would have let it go, but Teddy still cared enough to pay for his meal.

[@jimstanga6390]

“…I don’t like those tiny cups! it makes me look like I have giant hands!” I’m dying!

[@sillyguy444]

3:45 is my favourite yell because it sounds like bob’s VA wasn’t even in a recording booth and an empty echoy room 😭😭

[@lachauntiswashington231]

Their fights are hilarious. 😂 Bob shouldn't tell Teddy to get a new phone if he won't take is own advice.

[@marcocastillo1087]

Did you bring Jimmy Pesto's fries into my restaurant!?!?

[@Starkstar502]

@@marcocastillo1087 You did this! Fix your damn fryer, Bob!

[@a.jcheshiremen7822]

“There’s a million restaurants I can go to!” “Then go to them all, Teddy!” I don’t know why but that always makes me laugh

[@maroveli2]

The way Bob shouts „KEEP EM UP“ gets me every fricking time! 😂

[@dr.veronica6155]

My friend and I have this same kind of thing. We'll both start yelling at each other and acting really mad at each other, but the anger is essentially all just on the surface and never extends beyond even the sentence being spoken. Which is why you can be going at each other at the top of your lungs and then the next sentence both be immediately back to normal. It's a nice way to relieve stress, since yelling can help a lot with stress relief and it's usually not easy to find a good excuse to yell at somebody.

[@marcocastillo1087]

BOB: GET OUT!!! Teddy: So i should go?

[@mentirosa8709]

0:32 that’s the best shape Teddy has ever been in on the show ever

[@myquest666420]

It has to be the Boydle holding in his gut. And then after the mechanical shark ate it, he’s looked a lot fatter ever since.

[@Daria-Morgendorffer]

You see young muscly lifeguard teddy in the shark episode xD

[@LasagnyaMcMeatsauce]

The way he yells reminds me so much of how he'd voice act Coach McGuirk from Home Movies, like when he'd yell at the kids playing soccer.

[@sammiepittman3130]

“THEN BRING A CHARGER YOU IDIOT!!!!” H. J. Benjamin’s flying off the handle voice is the best

[@personmcpersonstein3571]

Four dollars and sixteen cents? Damn that's a good deal it's no wonder the Belcher's are broke.

[@adamdenardis5438]

Probably why Teddy eats there every day. He's their best customer.

[@jojogobbo8795]

Especially since they are the freshest ingredients available. He spares no expense when it comes to food. I’d definitely go everyday

[@rivy-lurk-869]

@@jojogobbo8795 Exactly which is what makes me wonder why Bob's restaurant isn't more packed with people

[@famemosterrrrr]

I don’t think that’s issue…

[@d3w15]

@@rivy-lurk-869 I think it's because it's out of the way and they have had to deal with a lot of stuff leading to them closing

[@kdoesthings12D3]

I love the reverb in the background when bob starts yelling. 😂

[@sunnysidedown404]

Teddy and Bob's arguments sound like KZbinr skits in the best way possible

[@dlobelow760]

Bob's Burgers is kinda innocent compared to the stuff I'm used to watching and I like that

[@marcocastillo1087]

Exchanging her strands.

[@cursedryona6265]

There's such an authentic element to how they have these brief, less argumentative moments in the middle when something distracting comes up.

[@ghostofhinawa]

Along with Smiling Friends, this show has the most natural sounding conversations I’ve ever heard on television.

[@Orionartz08]

4:38 *PUT A BURGER ON THAT BOARD!!!*

[@AlienManFromTheOcean]

2:34 “cars don’t have batteries idiot they run on gas AND batteries *damnit”*

[@Grace.24647]

“CARS DONT HAVE BATTERIES, IDIOT, THEY RUN ON GAS. AND BATTERIES. DAMMIT!”

[@Slipperslider]

3:44 I just like how his face looks casual but he's yelling.

[@alanmontero6748]

2:05 Literally me and my friends arguing 🤣🤣🤣

[@marcocastillo1087]

2:05 My parents when they are arguing.😆😆😆

[@jaywilliams1908]

2:05 Me and my older brother getting into one of our loud, but funny arguments

[@fawkewe]

2:14 this is hands down the maddest ive ever seen Bob. Like holy crap what were those tickets for?

[@errorx_x1063]

3:37

[@garypellerin5576]

Must have watched this a hundred times now. Just noticed Teddys armpit hair when he's yelling through Bob's car window. Everything on this show cracks me up, even three little pit hairs.

[@marcocastillo1087]

I meant go not scat.

[@oscarramirez2697]

​@@marcocastillo1087so I should go?

[@xitcix8360]

Bob is always level-headed until he interacts with Teddy.

[@TheDangerNoodle]

“GET OUT!” “LET ME PAY YOU FIRST! GOOD LUCK BOB!”

[@dracomalfoyvevo]

1:10 I LOVE HOW NON ANGRILY HE SCREAMS AT TEDDY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@callaway3246]

1:24 AND HE IMMEDIATELY STARTS CHOKING 😂

[@KatieMargeson]

0:56 😂 Gets me every time.

[@DJMonkey2024]

SCATTY BATTY BATTY BOOP BOP BAP😂😂😂

[@ryanyoung9202]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mr_podge]

Can you do Bob and Mr Fischoeder being very different businessmen for ??? minutes? :D

[@CloudySkkye]

Hmm maybe can you be more specific?

[@mr_podge]

@@CloudySkkye Like how Bob is quite poor and puts care into his business, whereas Mr Fischoeder is the richest man in town, and cares little for anything, like the scene where he takes beams out of his rollercoaster, or says to Louise that she should work in his coal mine? Some of the interactions those two have regarding business are quite comedic (like when they're tied up under the pier). But, if not, if there is a single clip that I would request to be uploaded, it would be from Season 8's "The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets" where Teddy flicks a screw out of a phone when working on it, then says to a guy eating his burger "you may be chewing on a screw" XD

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

@@mr_podge Certainly shows how both came from different worlds the way their lives are.

[@Exodiafinder687]

I had forgotten about how differently the mouths looked and moved on the earlier seasons.