Bob Arno, world's fastest-fingered pickpocket

[@darwn977]

Bob stole most of the pixels in this video.

[@kaptinkrunch47]

uploaded in 07 (good quality back then)

[@sheikhhamad5809]

lol

[@MagicGate814]

oh my goodness. hahaha

[@Toopa88]

@@kaptinkrunch47 No, that wasn't good quality back then.

[@srenarthur6400]

the only comment ever that has actually made me laugh out loud

[@DopestKnives]

Bob Arno took the resolution out of this video.

[@Deguoren96]

internet prize for you

[@dmp9356]

Yes.

[@adilutedduck4207]

People like you make KZbin worthwhile

[@stever7627]

lel

[@bhxnd]

11

[@jacksepticeye]

Yeah he's on the right side of the law as far as you're concerned. I bet he steals all the time but no one notices because he's just THAT good

[@Matthew-lm3zl]

Crazy seeing u here sean

[@nahil7443]

Ay wtf 😂

[@user-past]

Wow this comment only has 8 likes

[@grainnecherry5869]

@@Matthew-lm3zl that was befire he was even popular lol

[@brianlee84yearsago68]

Oh wow! Jacksepticeye!

[@Kronos0999]

Guy's so good, he stole the video resolution.

[@couchpotato2128]

...

[@rainbowpotato7842]

Sess is a great day ss and the es ethe ss and the other day and the

[@Holdington]

If someone's already done the joke, why do you do it to? Read the fucking comments before posting what you think is original.

[@johnnyclaessens9813]

He could even steal 3/4 of my screen, and turn it black...... wow

[@dipsyteletubbie802]

Imagine you're talking to Bob Arno and when you leave you notice you are suddenly only wearing underwear

[@thomasscharfberg5100]

Dipsy Teletubbie skyrim in a nutshell

[@_CE53]

*family dinner* Mother Arno: Bob, pass the mashed potatoes. Bob: DO YOU WANT THIS WATCH, OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE Mother Arno: The potatoes will be fine, sweetie. Bob: THE MASHED POTATOES ARE ALREADY THERE, IN YOUR READING GLASSES *glasses appear in potatoes* Mother Arno: Bob, please. Bob: AH, A PLEASE? LIKE OUR CAT, WHICH IS NOW IN YOUR LEFT POCKET? Mother Arno: It's not- Bob: YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT YOUR WALLET IS NO LONGER THERE! Mother Arno: Ugh...

[@SilverTheFlame]

Lmao best comment

[@mego7389]

I don't know why but I laughed uncontrollably at your comment...

[@dipsyteletubbie802]

Master troll

[@samuelele]

Haha i laughed so hard at this

[@FireProductionz]

CE53 haha lol 😂 made my day

[@Maxthekillbot]

Bob Arno reached through my screen and stole my watch.

[@SpazTheGamer]

who ever uploaded this needs to know about video resolution

[@rihards496]

+SpaztheGamer Bro 2007 if you didnt notice

[@safourgardpa5459]

+KoivuTheHab I'm pretty sure that was the best resolution available on KZbin back in 2007.

[@flufanga]

+SpaztheGamer Agreed. Potentially interesting, but unwatchable. Jerky ADHD editing, crappy audio, goofy voice over.

[@JrKikis]

It's not about the resolution, it's the aspect ratio.

[@samuelele]

+MeetMyBlades arno stole the copyright

[@afro4640]

Holy shit! Bob Arno just stole 6 minutes of my fucking life!

[@christopherandhobbes9846]

I lost my phone while watching this video, I'm spooked

[@NightOwlGames]

you made me look for mine dam it lol

[@powerliftingteen8129]

[@jasonshi4312]

watch out he might steal the comments

[@Bjorngrim74]

This guy is so good you can't even see which pixel he's in.

[@nitevibe9886]

I checked my pockets after watching this

[@dylanandre897]

I like this comment.

[@braindamage7968]

NiTEVibe98 haha,,good one....

[@relentlessmotion]

***** Well, aint that lovely!

[@prodkilo-kf9mk]

lmao he got that skyrim pickpocket level 100

[@samuelele]

I was hoping for that comment so badly

[@samuelele]

Actually I never thought it was possible to steal someones clothes while they're wearing it - now playing skyrim as bob arno. :D

[@CapperCritic]

all pickpocketing is is keeping your mind off of involuntary actions by speaking rapidly or forming conversation. Your brain is so focused on computing with verbal action rather than multitasking with the physical

[@dipsyteletubbie802]

Isn't it like a bit suspicious when he just kind of almost hugs you when he is about to pickpocket? I mean, why would a stranger get so close lol

[@druidmeats]

Europeans

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

Just the French. The average distance between two Finns during a conversation is half a mile.

[@dipsyteletubbie802]

Logan Bourque I'm european aswell

[@aljosap8445]

I belive charisma and speech has as much to do as fast fingers itself. He approaches so fast and friendly thst you dont have time to think and he is already far away when you realize what happened.

[@JessRansdellSmith]

You have to remember the beginning of the video. Street pickpockets aren't this brazen because they don't want you to remember who they are. Guys like Bob and Apollo are being showy because it's entertainment, not their way of life. Honestly, I kind of think this way is better. Anyone can take something from someone unaware. But when the person is like, "I'm going to steal from you. See if you can catch me" and still proceeds to take like 5 things...he's good. lol

[@luisserru863]

Bob scares me. He has really changed. Bob The Builder has changed alot!

[@luisserru863]

I did..... And sadly, I failed.

[@wilhelmtruemner7769]

i lol'd a little ... if that helps

[@jiweep]

I didn't even notice I was watching the video in a tiny box until it was over

[@luisbad07]

lol me either... I noticed until I read your comment

[@dawgalova]

Legend has it that he can even steal the end of your se

[@mego7389]

Damn he stole mi

[@dawgalova]

When will this madman sto

[@zaephou2843]

Oh for fucks sa

[@mego7389]

Bob, pleas

[@zaephou2843]

I made this sentence unstealab

[@SongSteel]

Insane how all the youtube comments are from 5+ years ago. I am not aware how I stumbled upon this gem of a video in 2022, but I have uncovered a rare piece of internet history. Jacksepticeye and the other commenters will likely never come back to this video ever, so I am left alone in this vast emptiness, thinking about the 14+ years ago when this video was uploaded.

[@FlutterCrafter]

Pickpocket lvl 100

[@dude5857236]

+Flutter Crafter Trimmed skillcape right there.

[@mRatomiCBoI98]

Its funny i come from Sweden and u have anger management problems just a question did ur mom tell u that or did u get beat up to get it ?

[@Samwyse616]

im so high i thought it was kevin kline acting for half of it...

[@XplosivCookie]

If only I could always be that witty, thanks for the lols :'D

[@theshadow3438]

I duct taped my watch to my wrist after watching this.

[@deco6405]

ThEsHaDoW343 he will steal you arm

[@Gebohhh]

Decolan lma

[@TheSunIsMyDestroyer]

"Europe's Prince of Thieves" he earned that one

[@MikeSPx24bj9]

why is this video small & stuck in the top L corner?

[@Cloudey]

its something to do with the formatting of certain old videos that were changed to be like this with a youtube update a few years ago.

[@Lolcontract]

Bob Arno stole the bottom and right side of the video.

[@stefanfrunza1697]

Legend says he tried tinder once, but he swiped through the whole app and no one noticed...

[@jameswayton2340]

How the fuck can you not know someone steals your glasses while having them on. : X

[@matttheshark]

+Dougy doug He wasn't wearing them, they were in his shirt pocket.

[@jameswayton2340]

matttheshark ah indeed.

[@Incognitus7]

I love how the World's fastest pickpocket fights crime.

[@shawnjarman9860]

I’d love to have this talent, and then just steal back stuff actually thieves stole, give back to rightfully owners, and then try and see the reaction to the thieves when they realize they don’t have anything

[@tdd2427]

This guy is so good he stole my interest in this video halfway through

[@stephenharlow4064]

he reached through my screen and steal my

[@meanssnothingg]

Comedic genius

[@niklasfreericks5436]

Grammar

[@kevinsigue1207]

balls

[@Dirtybird284]

This guy could make a fortune if he did this at the Grammy's or Emmy awards with a ton of celebrities wearing expensive watches and bracelets

[@tornadostar6345]

He should play Osu. If you know what I mean.

[@fl333r]

Man... I wish there was a job like his :) Take me as your apprentice Bob Arno!

[@spaceurchin114]

I was gonna write a clever sex joke, but everyone who left a comment already did that.

[@DistortedFaiths]

And there goes my job...

[@pondorbox]

This guy is amazing !!

[@SirCraigie]

I would sub to you but Bob Arno stole the subscribe button

[@OuchPictures]

omg that's awesome. And he's Swedish too. I wanna learn that.

[@seanc9507]

Looking for a pickpocket partner? Lol 😉

[@veoozo]

Just imagine 1v1ing this guy in CoD

[@Shaddowdragonz]

I have a friend who is a terrible pickpocket, but somehow he is an amazing reverse-pickpocket, and when I say that, I mean he can put crap IN your pockets and bags. He once was carrying a sweater, a wooden toy sword, and a few books, and he put them all in my bag withough me noticing.

[@CrashDunning]

How do they not see him awkwardly feeling them up? I can see him doing everything.

[@spectrum6474]

that's the point. he feels up your leg do you don't notice the tie sliding out from under your collar

[@nUmBskulLL]

Fastest fingers in the world....... And the women love him

[@mattmoves5920]

Not so hard to spot a pickpocket in Barcelona, they all belong to the same ethnic group.

[@RYSEproductions]

Which is?...

[@CMin777]

Pickpocketonian

[@RYSEproductions]

+CMin777 looool

[@Isaelcho]

+RYSE I'd say khajit or bosmer

[@JustaDeck]

As Angelo said from Naples, he had the perfect moves of pickpocketing but he don't have the heart to steal.

[@samuelele]

In his native sweden ... Please guys he's from switzerland and people who don't know the difference between sweden and switzerland, we also know the difference between texas and tennessee so go to school again.

[@danielloord1367]

But he is from Sweden tho...

[@Lolp821]

Yeah I do. I've visited a lot of places in my life, seen a lot of people getting pickpocketed, never ever been a victim because of those points.

[@mckayman24]

my mother and father says that if this comment hit 1 thousand likes they would quit smoking

[@willsuh1389]

if he was a black guy, hed be rotting in prison right now

[@dovahkiinstormblade3531]

are you implying that a black pickpocket would use that for personal gain rather than use his talent for the good of humanity (like aiding the justice system)? that's racist

[@willsuh1389]

Sasuke Uchiha Are you fucking stupid? Do you have reading comprehension skill of 3rd grader? This white guy also was a street pickpocket, but he probably got a slap on the wrist and was allowed to redeem himself because hes white. If he was black, he wouldve gotten lengthy prison sentence and never gotten a second chance.

[@dovahkiinstormblade3531]

you said a BLACK guy would get imprisoned, and not a white guy, youre racist.

[@2faced545]

Ignorant racist. Why do you have to bring race into it?...

[@Venatus96]

Will Suh ya since black people never get a slap on the wrist *cough* O.J Simpson *cough*

[@adamstewart7856]

Fastest fingers in the world? Look up "Osu Players"

[@MultiBella1966]

+Adam Stewart True af

[@MrBearyMcBearface]

Good luck getting stuff out of my pockets. I myself have a problem getting stuff out of my pockets :D

[@soadfan1306]

There are videos of him on stage -_- check

[@MrDakiller99]

Its people like this guy who we need as cops

[@SpeakinTheDream]

how are the ties being taken off without undoing the knott? 4:48

[@awhatzable]

how did he pull the tie out when its tide around the neck ?

[@poetcomic1]

Steve Martin on SNL did a hilarious take off on his act with Bill Murray playing a rube from the audience.

[@Piemuncher24]

You've cracked the case Mr Holmes

[@Antimatter1337]

He should try to steal back something from one of those pickpocketers without them noticing :)

[@Sffker]

It doesn't matter, he still gets it done without the person even knowing that his intention was to steal something from their person.

[@ChildofGod11011]

If I ever met him in Skyrim, his pickpocket level would be over 9000.

[@mixmacpro]

i love reading these intense novels about two people fighting

[@bendova3373]

was laying in bed watching this, somehow ended up on the floor.

[@DevilMayROFL1]

Pickpocketing level: Over 9000!

[@gam3zrolf]

how his computer still on without power?

[@Fermion.]

I took off NoScript just to give you a thumbs up. Hilarious!

[@thetrav2100]

who shadows the shadower?

[@NativePride4051]

haha i misread it i thought you said, wheres my HOUSE i was like damn!!

[@Eljonno]

there needs to be a Bob Arno: Pro Pickpocketer videogame.

[@clatoforeverandever]

how could you press post without a mouse?

[@irishkod]

its about 30% finger skill and 70% intimidation and mind control

[@MrAlice]

He tried pickpocketing for real in a documentary, and unfortunately found out he was terrible at it :) He's still one of the best, but didnt have the heart and soul to be a criminal, even when intending to return the items.

[@Kruezoraxe]

The crazy thing is that Arno admits that he is nothing compared to professional thieves. How scary is that?

[@ferideeryilmazz]

what is the name of the guy in the beginning

[@thewhiteboysamurai]

@RatchetXJ0 Is this your hymen mam?

[@gunawansuryaatmaja1123]

video for ant?

[@yinkaadelola7374]

this dude is a BOSS

[@no69ob]

does anyone know what show this is?

[@gerrysanch]

The ladies love him.

[@PlanetRockJesus]

You're the kind of person that makes youtube unacceptable to young people.

[@raquer10101]

It is. Most common greetings in europe is a kiss on both cheeks, or a firm embrace. It is much more different than American greetings with a handshake, or wave. That's why pickpockets are a bigger probelm in europe than they are in America.

[@elykadia]

Good resolution? Who need's it?

[@kromaromania]

'9 years ago'

[@CADOIP]

OnlyPixels do people not understand not that many years ago 720 and 1080 were not standard something from 9 years ago is not going to be 1080p 😂😂😂

[@elykadia]

Cadoip Of course I don't expect it to be 1080p, but even 9 years ago had at least 480p.

[@apalepeks2000]

oh i remember this was my favourite tv show.

[@CrestDriven]

how did you press enter?

[@Anaris84]

You sir, are priceless.

[@B0SSNINE]

How tall is he??

[@somethingneeddoing021]

Welcome to the internet.

[@RastafarianLife]

Was that a question? If so, where's the question mark?

[@RenoEmbree]

This guy is a legend!

[@kfentd1]

here, we have our new leader of the thieves guild

[@carterhamblin6901]

Absa-friggin-lutley my friend.

[@harskop]

is he comes from romania?

[@gerdienr86]

Who is the presenter? I've seen him before.

[@grahamvandyke1283]

If you think about it, he was very lucky to get the wallet back! At least he still had his ID and cards, etc.

[@mRatomiCBoI98]

Swedish viking with pocket picking skill 100 Swedish Skyrim irl!

[@Slayerblade50]

This guy has 100 pickpocketing skill IRL.

[@alxuria]

is the no e on the youtube supposed to be something like an innuendo

[@deaultusername]

proper video some place?