Bob Mortimer Plays 'DIY Why Aye' Quiz Round | Question Team | Dave

THIS CONTENT INCLUDES STRONG LANGUAGE. Bob Mortimer hosts his thrilling new DIY gameshow, with Richard Ayoade, Kerry Godliman and Thanyia Moore.
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[@UAndDave]

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[@randamorris6978]

Bob Mortimer being so proud of his own jokes that he can’t get through them without laughing is a lovely thing to watch.

[@CailenCambeul]

Probably a joke made up on the spot rather than scripted dialogue - 2 Points to Bob.

[@nomdeplume2213]

I love him haha hes adorable

[@kellie5476]

We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden.

[@gritishahurdin3121]

"Fingerprints on an abandoned handrail "

[@neithere]

Speedway stadium!

[@mcborge1]

"Snipers dream they used to call him"

[@PerfumedByTheSea]

Fuji9

[@emiliovaldez1314]

Wolf

[@thesimpsons17]

Is it possible to not like Bob Mortimer? I genuinely think he might be the only universally loved celebrity.

[@budle89]

I love the guy even when I don't find his jokes THAT funny. The man has funny personality. I listened to his podcast before and during my sleep and had nightmares both times. Woke up like shit in those two mornings. They talked so randomly and full of crazy stories. My unconcious mind can't cope with them.

[@mortyjr8433]

I haven’t found anyone that doesn’t like him and if I do then I shan’t spend any time with that person 😂

[@beowulf1417]

Do we have a third certainty to go with Death and Taxes?

[@ssabykoops]

What about Mr K dilkington

[@no_peace]

I love him too, only 7.5 billion more data points to go

[@elsical]

I love Bob, but what I think I love the most about this is that Richard Ayoade is laughing at him 😄

[@jacobl6714]

i know. it's like a litmus test of quality, imo. if it passes muster with mister ayoade i feel it must be good, instinctively

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

I agree. Richard is hard to even crack a smile. Reminds me of my cousin who rarely even smiled let alone laughed. If I told a joke and 100 people laughed you could still not be sure it was that funny but if he just smiled I guessed it it was hilarious.

[@sonny9493]

Not one other person makes him laugh this on these shows. I love it

[@paulbromley6687]

Richard is known for not being a laughy man but Bob hits his funny bone more frequently than is comfortable for Mr Ayoade.

[@paolagrando5079]

Richard can't keep a straight face with the charming explanations and moves of Bob. 😸

[@Walperion_Paintings]

Yes Bob's intros are so funny, here, "You can't help but laugh!" Good to see Richard appreciates this kind of quirky humour and charisma of Bob.

[@m.elizabethchupp9529]

I don't think I've ever seen Richard laugh this much! Except maybe with Noel.

[@johninloes8817]

Watching Richard bite his lip to keep from laughing is a testament to the brilliance that is Bob Mortimer.

[@no_peace]

Too cute

[@sporkfindus4777]

It's a beautiful thing

[@patrickbyrne5070]

The world would be a better place if we had more people like Bob

[@JG-vh1xc]

Richard’s smile and Bob’s general playful energy make this one of the most wholesome videos

[@mitchtube3]

If you haven't seen it, check out the clip of them talking about the reverse toilet investment on Travel Man

[@patrickbyrne5070]

Sensible chuckle king and nonsensical joke master are always a great team

[@thebagelsproductions]

Bob makes Richard genuinely laugh more than any other guest on Travel Man. Richard can't help breaking the straight face he usually keeps on the show

[@canderousrobo3321]

I've never seen Richard smile this much

[@Ameliemichelle]

That man is living his best life and we are all the better for being here to witness it.

[@AlanHope2013]

Funny to see the usually straight-faced Richard Ayoade so genuinely amused by Bob's antics. But who isn't?

[@teabagmcpick889]

I've said this so many times but Bob Mortimer is one of the finest human beings that has ever lived. God bless you, Sir.

[@yuppys]

I can watch Bob all freaking day........would love to meet him in a pub one day!!

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

I looove Bob

[@louieberg2942]

Even when I am not laughing out loud at Bob, he's just so very entertaining and pleasant to watch. He's never boring.

[@GAIS414]

Love Bob! Famously hedge trimmers and electric chainsaws are fitted with extremely short power cords. In order to not damage it's own connection. Repairing an extension cord is way easier than opening up the hedge trimmer each time you nick it.

[@donsurlylyte]

my wife once cut through the cord with the hedge trimmer that was being powered by it.

[@GAIS414]

@@donsurlylyte Happens to the best of us.

[@tbz1551]

A far more entertaining version of the The Price is Right.

[@PetrolPatrol]

Can we just let Bob run all of telly?

[@UAndDave]

Not a terrible idea tbh

[@bletheringfool]

I want to see Bob do this but on QVC

[@eidothea]

Imagine if all salesmen make pitches like Bob’s… their commissions would be off the roof!

[@BobWillelp]

Bob Mortimer could read the Chinese takeaway menu and I would soil myself laughing.

[@danielnewill2624]

If Bob was selling any of these products, I would buy anything. 🔨

[@Red-Eyez420gaming]

For a second, i thought the thumbnail looked like batista and richard Ayoade😂

[@Grant-gk5mw]

"I'm gonna kick this chrome ball against your town hall, and your fire engines aren't safe"

[@Flike245]

You look at Richard Ayoade and just know, "Here's a man familiar with the price of tools."

[@iain860]

Bob, you genius! 🥰🤣

[@izziboustead6279]

i mean this is just delightful

[@mrSam3ooo]

Only Bob can make Richard laugh like that

[@aseddon130]

GIVE ME JUST A LITTLE MORE TIME TIME TIME!

[@seanwheeler580]

Rarely does a man make Richard break character, genius

[@Truffle_Pup]

Anyone who has ever used a pressure washer knows the chord is criminally short

[@agathacathartese7041]

Only thing that comes close to matching the disappointingly short flex is the length of hose from pump to the outlet

[@Lazarus-aap]

That was oddly and surprisingly fun...

[@ducky5945]

Why on earth is the cable on that pressure washer so short? You'll be using it to clean the stone flags and decking around the outside of your home, right? And an extension cable would be somewhat hazardous to use around something that's designed to spray water... Perhaps you charge its internal batteries via the mains?

[@ArtyMars]

Bob. Is absolutely INCREDIBLE at hosting this Shit show of prizes hahahah, the way they presented that hammer for the audience to observe it’s magnificence 😂

[@lfcwilli]

I’d watch this diy game show , it’s better than most of the shite on tv because of Bob

[@BrokenNoseBoxing]

900W? Good bit a gear there, Bob

[@psymons9133]

Hey Dave!!!! Can I have a tv show?

[@sandwich7457]

I wish Bob was my real life friend

[@bishop1735]

It's the first time I've seen Richard smile so genuinely

[@donwright3427]

He's completely hat stand

[@blandlife4ever]

Bob looks good with a beard

[@donsurlylyte]

it is a rather nice hammer

[@no_peace]

Why do tools cost so much there??

[@davedavem]

I mean, the cord length question was easy. Come on. 🤣

[@drgjenkins4361]

The only thing was missing was his pants falling down

[@dan7163]

No way are those correct. No way

[@Williamwerenberg]

Absolute drivel and I want to watch it.

[@steviebye1]

Is that not the best game show ever.....

[@andrewmay1299]

They’ve cut out the funniest bit. Presumably something to do with getting the rights for the song that Bob was singing? (And also a bit disappointing that he stole the ‘peaNUTS’ quote from Matt Lucas.)

[@tactical1981]

Kerry Godliman gets more annoying everytime I see her, and she’s on a lot of stuff recently.

[@Ameliemichelle]

You know when Bob breaks out with tee hee hee hee, he’s having a great time and so am I

[@itsokay7989]

I've lost complete track of all the shows that run on Dave. Apparently everyone has a show on Dave now lol. But I know one thing: I see Bob, I click!

[@monkeytron5061]

Init

[@monkeytron5061]

It’s off bob and Andy’s Althetico Mince podcast what he is up to just in case you haven’t listened. If you haven’t I’ve just given you a portal to hours of laughter.

[@mdj2061]

Tee-hee-hee

[@muaddib667]

It's not even on the UKTV player

[@monkeytron5061]

@@muaddib667 you are shitting on me!

[@georgebillingham]

I wonder how the sweaty lad from Sunderland feels about Bob doing Boing parp spirit level oink hammer PEANUTS tape measure on national TV without him

[@matttaylor9365]

Give me just a little more time time time

[@pseudonayme7717]

Hehe. Little did I suspect I would find a thread full of Vic Reeves Big Night Out fans, but I did😎 "Show 'im the spirit level Bob! It calms 'im down"😆

[@robskyd]

Give me just a little more time time time time time time

[@thomasthomasson2319]

Dave captioned this on facebook with something like "this is what it would be like if Bob Mortimer hosted a quiz show" proving just how short people's memories are.

[@benshahrabi]

If Dave want more of Bob as quizmaster, maybe they should bring back Shooting Stars?

[@hanklancaster3532]

@@benshahrabi Oh my word yes!

[@safebans1369]

​@@benshahrabi I feel that Jim isn't so keen on TV comedy these days and is focusing on his art. A new quiz show with a different concept would be great though

[@sheltyhorn4332]

"Exactly the angle a wolf employs when it yawns. " Wow. Genius.

[@MichaelCoombes776]

It's like when he was on WILTY and was describing an angle with his hands: "Imagine if a duck went quack..... now imagine if the duck went FOX!"

[@paulbromley6687]

But not the angle that a duck makes when it sees a fox

[@thesimpsons17]

I'd say the spirit level is at the angle of if a duck went Quack, but not if it went FOX!

[@samuelturner6076]

SPEEDWAY STADIUM

[@faithshearer5956]

Bob Mortimer and Richard Ayoade on the same show, I couldn’t be happier. 😂

[@stepheng8779]

I could just Bob.

[@joechapman8208]

If you haven't seen it already, they did a Travel Man episode together as well. There are quite a few clips on here, or the whole thing's probably on the UKTV app

[@jonhohensee3258]

Faith - What if... you won 31 million dollars???

[@johnmartinez7440]

​@@joechapman8208Yep that's a good one. Love how much they enjoy each other's company.

[@mackbee3039]

I've never seen anybody make Richard laugh (and really laugh out loud) like Bob. The travel man clip where they're talking about the reverse toilet, he cannot keep up his persona and I love it.

[@UAndDave]

It's a literal superpower

[@kelzuya]

That time when he told him that him and Cliff Richard both gotten bitten by the same fox at different pop festivals also had Ayode cracking up.

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

I've never seen Ayoade try so hard not to laugh😂😂

[@breakbeatkid]

i think the title of this segment could be improved with a parp and a boing. Give me just a little more time.

[@mottainaicycles5564]

Time time time time time time

[@esdisaysaloha]

PEANUUUUUTS!

[@GlassyDusty]

"You'll all be familiar with the trip hazard that is a slimy area of decking. Get rid of it with this fella." *pats the pressure washer 11 times*

[@shriekingviolet531]

A man that struggles not to laugh at his own jokes, is a good man in my book.

[@Peter-dr9ch]

Athletico Mince on TV 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@Brooschlee]

PEANUTS!

[@05credito]

@Barnacle Felcher time time time time time time

[@TheMadTatter]

Ohhhhhh yeah!

[@sonali7789]

I love how Richard is losing it and trying to control from laughing

[@reginaphalange7795]

I'd recommend his appearance on Off Menu podcast. The way he talked about loving food was touching and hilarious. Lots of happy memories. "The cheaper meats" get a few mentions. Miss it at your peril.

[@michaelhall5429]

Try athletico mince.

[@emmajean8631]

It’s good to be alive, son.

[@justinelouise2655]

I'm here for Richard low-key losing it

[@mintjellymedia5819]

Bob has the ability to say something not funny and make me laugh.

[@urmumsbaps]

Nonsense, nearly everything Bob says is funny

[@liamdonnelly1816]

You should check out karl pilkington

[@mintjellymedia5819]

@@liamdonnelly1816 I love Karl!

[@PaulMcCaffreyfmac]

If Ayoade is amused it must be top quality oddity on show

[@hawsrulebegin7768]

Bob is god. Is there a Dave factory with every single telly comic getting their own show that nobody watches?

[@bitnewt]

Dave always seems to be showing reruns on TV, but has all of these great clips online. Where do they come from? Is time going backwards for Dave?

[@MrDigimal]

I love that even Richard laughs at Bob

[@MrSpannners]

Bob Mortimer was born to entertain others, that's just the truth.

[@SirGingerOfKnight]

Bob could just as easily have handed the production team a usb stick of images and music, and a box of tools and winged-it from there. The result would still be the same: Richard Ayoade failing to maintain his persona, unable to hide himself corpsing on his own show. Magnificent!

[@urmumsbaps]

It's the same on his episode of travel man. You could watch every single other episode in a row and you'd not see Richard crack a smile once, but he pretty much spends the entirety of Bob's episode grinning like the cheshire cat

[@marineboy1964]

It's a good job Bob is doing his thing No one else could pull this off

[@patrickbyrne5070]

It’s pretty powerful

[@SwordOfHeimdall]

This really gave me flashbacks to "Shooting Stars" 🤣

[@timdogdawg4099]

I know it's random, but Bob is such an amazing comedian and British institution, I'd love to see him take the helm of all the wildlife series that Sir David Attenborough does. I can picture it now..."and here we have the apex predator, the great white shark.....I wonder what his favourite brand of seal is?!" Bob, we all love you, don't ever die 😘

[@Itsines23]

I’m from US & so glad I found UK comedy online! But, Bob Mortimer is a whole other level. He literally makes me lol 🤣

[@Gav_80085]

I wanted another bonus round to find out which cord retracted the fastest. I thought that what he was setting up!

[@Walperion_Paintings]

Omg Bob's introductions here are hilarious! I lost it several times during those, as I see Richard did. :) "You can't help but laugh!" And you can see Bob is making himself laugh a bit several times, that's a sign of good energy in the studio.

[@lizbrithor6025]

He is the funniest man I have ever seen!

[@Walperion_Paintings]

@@lizbrithor6025 Yes! Maybe the friendliest of all comedians as well! :)

[@kieranbullock02]

A Shooting Stars opening leads to a classic Athletico Mince quiz flourish, great!

[@dmgroberts5471]

Bob Mortimer is what happens when you cross genius with complete balls-out insanity. The man is massively intelligent and exists in a world that only makes sense to him. What we perceive as humour, is him defining the limitations of a reality that only he knows. I've seen him on Taskmaster and Would I Lie to You; I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Bob Mortimer.

[@dcworld1076]

did bob just steal a segment from athletico mince?

[@bromley001]

It's his segment, think he's allowed. ;)

[@TheDGAF06]

Whizz bang parp.

[@kite-flying_potato]

I've never seen Ayoade look so delighted. Anyone who doesn't smile at Bob Mortimer is probably a demon, though.

[@Millennial_Mike]

Bob must be #1 on every panel shows want list.

[@Millennial_Mike]

I like that it's an actual Hoover... to avoid the incorrect naming of another vacuum cleaner.

[@xjohnson42]

Paint companies need to hire Bob to create names for paint colors. I thought Nana's pearls sounds like a name Bob would make up.

[@pencilled_robin]

Only Bob Mortimer could make this game into the funniest thing I've watched all day.

[@JD-xn4ls]

This is brilliant it made it to tv. I’m waiting for what’s behind the door and crime files next

[@TW-ks3pn]

and the quiz is called Boink, parp, boy-oy-oingggggg, PEANUTS, hardware, give me a little more time time time. That's nice, innit Andy?

[@gewhiz1494]

We must do all we can to preserve bob. I volunteer to crack the egg into his bath daily.

[@UAndDave]

It should be like jury duty, everyone has to take turns to crack Bob's bath egg.

[@davedavem]

Richard is clearly not a stranger to a B&Q. And as a man who rides a folding bicycle, I bet he knows his way around a Halfords, too.

[@1973Washu]

I need an executive hammer in my life

[@nicktaylor684]

Bob and Richard need to do a show together, where they each are the writers.... They are brilliant together and should stop here at doing silly shows.

[@reginaldmustardbacon5866]

His happiness is very contagious

[@nonsensicalvin]

Where can I watch full episodes in Australia 😟

[@tzimiable]

Allright, this has convinced me. I could watch Bob do anything. I'm sure even watching Bob watch paint dry would be entertaining.

[@davidhill3595]

I have no idea where they bought the dwalt 20oz shuttering hammer for £29. I have the 14oz and it cost £35, and that was 8 years ago. I think thats a £50 hammer there. And the suprise at the price that the guest have and think it is expensive, for such a quality tool. Then I bet they go down The Ivy and pay £10 for half a pint of craft larger.

[@robertgreenaway5166]

This is like when your a kid and your mum and dads friends are over, drunk and trying to come up with shit games lol. It’s nonsense but your all laughing your head off. And there’s always someone who gets pissed and acts like Bob Mortimer 🤣

[@panchomcsporran2083]

A wolf would yawn at much more than 18°,that's just wrong, maybe if a wolf thought about yawning, then changed its mind half way through.

[@soSAMuksUKslotchannel]

Out of all the trimmers available, mine is the hedge.

[@Bhodiman]

Bob Mortimer makes terrible comedy panel shows the best thing ever. Quite often only watch one episode of a series just for Bob Mortimer.