Bob Mortimer Plays 'DIY Why Aye' Quiz Round | Question Team | Dave

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[@randamorris6978]

Bob Mortimer being so proud of his own jokes that he can’t get through them without laughing is a lovely thing to watch.

[@CailenCambeul]

Probably a joke made up on the spot rather than scripted dialogue - 2 Points to Bob.

[@nomdeplume2213]

I love him haha hes adorable

[@JG-vh1xc]

Richard’s smile and Bob’s general playful energy make this one of the most wholesome videos

[@mitchtube3]

If you haven't seen it, check out the clip of them talking about the reverse toilet investment on Travel Man

[@patrickbyrne5070]

Sensible chuckle king and nonsensical joke master are always a great team

[@thebagelsproductions]

Bob makes Richard genuinely laugh more than any other guest on Travel Man. Richard can't help breaking the straight face he usually keeps on the show

[@lettuce984]

@@mitchtube3350?! That was supposed to last you the entire film Christian!

[@teabagmcpick889]

I've said this so many times but Bob Mortimer is one of the finest human beings that has ever lived. God bless you, Sir.

[@Ameliemichelle]

You know when Bob breaks out with tee hee hee hee, he’s having a great time and so am I

[@thesimpsons17]

Is it possible to not like Bob Mortimer? I genuinely think he might be the only universally loved celebrity.

[@budle89]

I love the guy even when I don't find his jokes THAT funny. The man has funny personality. I listened to his podcast before and during my sleep and had nightmares both times. Woke up like shit in those two mornings. They talked so randomly and full of crazy stories. My unconcious mind can't cope with them.

[@mortyjr8433]

I haven’t found anyone that doesn’t like him and if I do then I shan’t spend any time with that person 😂

[@beowulf1417]

Do we have a third certainty to go with Death and Taxes?

[@ssabykoops]

What about Mr K dilkington

[@no_peace]

I love him too, only 7.5 billion more data points to go

[@paolagrando5079]

Richard can't keep a straight face with the charming explanations and moves of Bob. 😸

[@Walperion_Paintings]

Yes Bob's intros are so funny, here, "You can't help but laugh!" Good to see Richard appreciates this kind of quirky humour and charisma of Bob.

[@m.elizabethchupp9529]

I don't think I've ever seen Richard laugh this much! Except maybe with Noel.

[@johninloes8817]

Watching Richard bite his lip to keep from laughing is a testament to the brilliance that is Bob Mortimer.

[@no_peace]

Too cute

[@sporkfindus4777]

It's a beautiful thing

[@elsical]

I love Bob, but what I think I love the most about this is that Richard Ayoade is laughing at him 😄

[@jacobl6714]

i know. it's like a litmus test of quality, imo. if it passes muster with mister ayoade i feel it must be good, instinctively

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

I agree. Richard is hard to even crack a smile. Reminds me of my cousin who rarely even smiled let alone laughed. If I told a joke and 100 people laughed you could still not be sure it was that funny but if he just smiled I guessed it it was hilarious.

[@sonny9493]

Not one other person makes him laugh this on these shows. I love it

[@paulbromley6687]

Richard is known for not being a laughy man but Bob hits his funny bone more frequently than is comfortable for Mr Ayoade.

[@kellie5476]

We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden.

[@gritishahurdin3121]

"Fingerprints on an abandoned handrail "

[@neithere]

Speedway stadium!

[@mcborge1]

"Snipers dream they used to call him"

[@PerfumedByTheSea]

Fuji9

[@emiliovaldez1314]

Wolf

[@itsokay7989]

I've lost complete track of all the shows that run on Dave. Apparently everyone has a show on Dave now lol. But I know one thing: I see Bob, I click!

[@monkeytron5061]

Init

[@monkeytron5061]

It’s off bob and Andy’s Althetico Mince podcast what he is up to just in case you haven’t listened. If you haven’t I’ve just given you a portal to hours of laughter.

[@mdj2061]

Tee-hee-hee

[@muaddib667]

It's not even on the UKTV player

[@monkeytron5061]

@@muaddib667 you are shitting on me!

[@sheltyhorn4332]

"Exactly the angle a wolf employs when it yawns. " Wow. Genius.

[@MichaelCoombes776]

It's like when he was on WILTY and was describing an angle with his hands: "Imagine if a duck went quack..... now imagine if the duck went FOX!"

[@paulbromley6687]

But not the angle that a duck makes when it sees a fox

[@Itsines23]

I’m from US & so glad I found UK comedy online! But, Bob Mortimer is a whole other level. He literally makes me lol 🤣

[@thomasthomasson2319]

Dave captioned this on facebook with something like "this is what it would be like if Bob Mortimer hosted a quiz show" proving just how short people's memories are.

[@benshahrabi]

If Dave want more of Bob as quizmaster, maybe they should bring back Shooting Stars?

[@hanklancaster3532]

@@benshahrabi Oh my word yes!

[@safebans1369]

​@@benshahrabi I feel that Jim isn't so keen on TV comedy these days and is focusing on his art. A new quiz show with a different concept would be great though

[@patrickbyrne5070]

The world would be a better place if we had more people like Bob

[@faithshearer5956]

Bob Mortimer and Richard Ayoade on the same show, I couldn’t be happier. 😂

[@stepheng8779]

I could just Bob.

[@joechapman8208]

If you haven't seen it already, they did a Travel Man episode together as well. There are quite a few clips on here, or the whole thing's probably on the UKTV app

[@jonhohensee3258]

Faith - What if... you won 31 million dollars???

[@johnmartinez7440]

​@@joechapman8208Yep that's a good one. Love how much they enjoy each other's company.

[@t3nder-4pe]

Neither could Richard.

[@canderousrobo3321]

I've never seen Richard smile this much

[@mackbee3039]

I've never seen anybody make Richard laugh (and really laugh out loud) like Bob. The travel man clip where they're talking about the reverse toilet, he cannot keep up his persona and I love it.

[@UAndDave]

It's a literal superpower

[@kelzuya]

That time when he told him that him and Cliff Richard both gotten bitten by the same fox at different pop festivals also had Ayode cracking up.

[@t3nder-4pe]

Yep, it's the best and I went straight to that clip after this one.

[@georgebillingham]

I wonder how the sweaty lad from Sunderland feels about Bob doing Boing parp spirit level oink hammer PEANUTS tape measure on national TV without him

[@matttaylor9365]

Give me just a little more time time time

[@pseudonayme7717]

Hehe. Little did I suspect I would find a thread full of Vic Reeves Big Night Out fans, but I did😎 "Show 'im the spirit level Bob! It calms 'im down"😆

[@robskyd]

Give me just a little more time time time time time time

[@TheMadTatter]

OHHHHHHH YEAH!

[@thesimpsons17]

I'd say the spirit level is at the angle of if a duck went Quack, but not if it went FOX!

[@samuelturner6076]

SPEEDWAY STADIUM

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

I've never seen Ayoade try so hard not to laugh😂😂

[@Ameliemichelle]

That man is living his best life and we are all the better for being here to witness it.

[@shriekingviolet531]

A man that struggles not to laugh at his own jokes, is a good man in my book.

[@GlassyDusty]

"You'll all be familiar with the trip hazard that is a slimy area of decking. Get rid of it with this fella." *pats the pressure washer 11 times*

[@MrDigimal]

I love that even Richard laughs at Bob

[@AlanHope2013]

Funny to see the usually straight-faced Richard Ayoade so genuinely amused by Bob's antics. But who isn't?

[@sonali7789]

I love how Richard is losing it and trying to control from laughing

[@Walperion_Paintings]

Omg Bob's introductions here are hilarious! I lost it several times during those, as I see Richard did. :) "You can't help but laugh!" And you can see Bob is making himself laugh a bit several times, that's a sign of good energy in the studio.

[@lizbrithor6025]

He is the funniest man I have ever seen!

[@Walperion_Paintings]

@@lizbrithor6025 Yes! Maybe the friendliest of all comedians as well! :)

[@jesushoobistankchrist]

I could watch Bob all day long.

[@SirGingerOfKnight]

Bob could just as easily have handed the production team a usb stick of images and music, and a box of tools and winged-it from there. The result would still be the same: Richard Ayoade failing to maintain his persona, unable to hide himself corpsing on his own show. Magnificent!

[@urmumsbaps]

It's the same on his episode of travel man. You could watch every single other episode in a row and you'd not see Richard crack a smile once, but he pretty much spends the entirety of Bob's episode grinning like the cheshire cat

[@reginaphalange7795]

I'd recommend his appearance on Off Menu podcast. The way he talked about loving food was touching and hilarious. Lots of happy memories. "The cheaper meats" get a few mentions. Miss it at your peril.

[@michaelhall5429]

Try athletico mince.

[@emmajean8631]

It’s good to be alive, son.

[@marineboy1964]

It's a good job Bob is doing his thing No one else could pull this off

[@patrickbyrne5070]

It’s pretty powerful

[@muhniepie]

No one is a greater national treasure than Bob Mortimer. Protect him at all costs.

[@MrSpannners]

Bob Mortimer was born to entertain others, that's just the truth.

[@reginaldmustardbacon5866]

His happiness is very contagious

[@PaulMcCaffreyfmac]

If Ayoade is amused it must be top quality oddity on show

[@SwordOfHeimdall]

This really gave me flashbacks to "Shooting Stars" 🤣

[@Peter-dr9ch]

Athletico Mince on TV 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@Brooschlee]

PEANUTS!

[@05credito]

@Barnacle Felcher time time time time time time

[@TheMadTatter]

Ohhhhhh yeah!

[@timdogdawg4099]

I know it's random, but Bob is such an amazing comedian and British institution, I'd love to see him take the helm of all the wildlife series that Sir David Attenborough does. I can picture it now..."and here we have the apex predator, the great white shark.....I wonder what his favourite brand of seal is?!" Bob, we all love you, don't ever die 😘

[@kieranbullock02]

A Shooting Stars opening leads to a classic Athletico Mince quiz flourish, great!

[@pencilled_robin]

Only Bob Mortimer could make this game into the funniest thing I've watched all day.

[@Millennial_Mike]

Bob must be #1 on every panel shows want list.

[@jkracht1980]

When the power goes out and you get together with some "CERBAL" active friends and make up some games with items in the house... love it... Thank you for posting

[@hawsrulebegin7768]

Bob is god. Is there a Dave factory with every single telly comic getting their own show that nobody watches?

[@bitnewt]

Dave always seems to be showing reruns on TV, but has all of these great clips online. Where do they come from? Is time going backwards for Dave?

[@tbz1551]

A far more entertaining version of the The Price is Right.

[@jeffjefferson7384]

I want this to be a weekly show with Bob on every week.

[@anchovy48]

I love bob! He`s just a great human❤ being

[@justinelouise2655]

I'm here for Richard low-key losing it

[@JD-xn4ls]

This is brilliant it made it to tv. I’m waiting for what’s behind the door and crime files next

[@Millennial_Mike]

I like that it's an actual Hoover... to avoid the incorrect naming of another vacuum cleaner.

[@kite-flying_potato]

I've never seen Ayoade look so delighted. Anyone who doesn't smile at Bob Mortimer is probably a demon, though.

[@Gav_80085]

I wanted another bonus round to find out which cord retracted the fastest. I thought that what he was setting up!

[@joshuaverkerk4532]

This was brilliant, I’d watch this show all day

[@breakbeatkid]

i think the title of this segment could be improved with a parp and a boing. Give me just a little more time.

[@mottainaicycles5564]

Time time time time time time

[@esdisaysaloha]

PEANUUUUUTS!

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

I looove Bob

[@dmgroberts5471]

Bob Mortimer is what happens when you cross genius with complete balls-out insanity. The man is massively intelligent and exists in a world that only makes sense to him. What we perceive as humour, is him defining the limitations of a reality that only he knows. I've seen him on Taskmaster and Would I Lie to You; I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Bob Mortimer.

[@lesean7939]

Bob Mortimer is so delightful.

[@tzimiable]

Allright, this has convinced me. I could watch Bob do anything. I'm sure even watching Bob watch paint dry would be entertaining.

[@yuppys]

I can watch Bob all freaking day........would love to meet him in a pub one day!!

[@OmegaProxy]

I’m not sure if I enjoy Mortimer’s surreal comedy or watching Ayoade enjoy it more.

[@danielnewill2624]

If Bob was selling any of these products, I would buy anything. 🔨

[@seanwheeler580]

Rarely does a man make Richard break character, genius

[@robertgreenaway5166]

A lot of my friends say I remind them of bob, I’ve loved him since I was young, watching him and vic back in the 90’s. My names bob too and I’ll take that as a massive compliment as he’s a legend!!

[@muaddib667]

Reading this comment it's hard to see why.

[@karlworton9261]

and you have one of those made up surnames Bob is famous for

[@GAIS414]

Love Bob! Famously hedge trimmers and electric chainsaws are fitted with extremely short power cords. In order to not damage it's own connection. Repairing an extension cord is way easier than opening up the hedge trimmer each time you nick it.

[@donsurlylyte]

my wife once cut through the cord with the hedge trimmer that was being powered by it.

[@GAIS414]

@@donsurlylyte Happens to the best of us.

[@seanflanagan4231]

Bob needs his own quiz show!

[@nickstones5583]

Richard is doing a damn good job not losing it with Bob, biting his lip all the time 😂🤣

[@BobWillelp]

Bob Mortimer could read the Chinese takeaway menu and I would soil myself laughing.

[@nonsensicalvin]

Shout outs to my fellow aussies who love these tv shows from the UK

[@jamesbutler6253]

Richard laughing at Bob is the seal of quality.

[@eidothea]

Imagine if all salesmen make pitches like Bob’s… their commissions would be off the roof!

[@gewhiz1494]

We must do all we can to preserve bob. I volunteer to crack the egg into his bath daily.

[@UAndDave]

It should be like jury duty, everyone has to take turns to crack Bob's bath egg.

[@louieberg2942]

Even when I am not laughing out loud at Bob, he's just so very entertaining and pleasant to watch. He's never boring.

[@nonsensicalvin]

Where can I watch full episodes in Australia 😟

[@PetrolPatrol]

Can we just let Bob run all of telly?

[@UAndDave]

Not a terrible idea tbh

[@Grant-gk5mw]

"I'm gonna kick this chrome ball against your town hall, and your fire engines aren't safe"

[@tomashurst6499]

"thats pretty powerful...." 😆

[@Flike245]

You look at Richard Ayoade and just know, "Here's a man familiar with the price of tools."

[@bletheringfool]

I want to see Bob do this but on QVC

[@izziboustead6279]

i mean this is just delightful

[@papasy3748]

nobody makes Richard smile like Bob (Also VIc, Lee Mack, Sean Lock, Chris O'Dowd, and Noel Fielding)

[@merlapittman5034]

Bob Mortimer - magnificent! 😂

[@ducky5945]

Why on earth is the cable on that pressure washer so short? You'll be using it to clean the stone flags and decking around the outside of your home, right? And an extension cable would be somewhat hazardous to use around something that's designed to spray water... Perhaps you charge its internal batteries via the mains?

[@xjohnson42]

Paint companies need to hire Bob to create names for paint colors. I thought Nana's pearls sounds like a name Bob would make up.

[@maryboppins7265]

It's simple. I see Bob Mortimer I hit like

[@devonm8578]

No no no! That's not just a hammer, that's a way of life!

[@Red-Eyez420gaming]

For a second, i thought the thumbnail looked like batista and richard Ayoade😂

[@likmijnreet4542]

I've been watching lots of panel shows but this one seems to be geared towards the painters and plumbers of Britain. Why not indeed?

[@ethelmini]

"I didn't believe Nana's Pearls", hello did you not notice you're being asked by Bob Mortimer?

[@mrSam3ooo]

Only Bob can make Richard laugh like that

[@iain860]

Bob, you genius! 🥰🤣

[@lucywillis4535]

Bob and Rosie's rounds have been the best of the series....

[@TW-ks3pn]

and the quiz is called Boink, parp, boy-oy-oingggggg, PEANUTS, hardware, give me a little more time time time. That's nice, innit Andy?

[@jasminkhangura3832]

Omg!a new show Richard is hosting?!

[@ArtyMars]

Bob. Is absolutely INCREDIBLE at hosting this Shit show of prizes hahahah, the way they presented that hammer for the audience to observe it’s magnificence 😂

[@oldmanjenkins38]

Mortimer is a legend

[@robertgreenaway5166]

This is like when your a kid and your mum and dads friends are over, drunk and trying to come up with shit games lol. It’s nonsense but your all laughing your head off. And there’s always someone who gets pissed and acts like Bob Mortimer 🤣

[@GrahamBiscuits]

I bet Les was happy to see the spirit level.

[@davedavem]

Richard is clearly not a stranger to a B&Q. And as a man who rides a folding bicycle, I bet he knows his way around a Halfords, too.

[@soSAMuksUKslotchannel]

Out of all the trimmers available, mine is the hedge.

[@dcworld1076]

did bob just steal a segment from athletico mince?

[@bromley001]

It's his segment, think he's allowed. ;)

[@TheDGAF06]

Whizz bang parp.

[@Lazarus-aap]

That was oddly and surprisingly fun...